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Speaker 3: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to.

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, you should always clear your throat lightly before introduce.

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Speaker 2: You know, they say on NPR, all terry gross, all

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Speaker 1: I there was just a little embroidered pineapple on this hat.

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Speaker 2: It's like you've been abandoned in a campsite and so

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Speaker 2: And see your balls, I just think, well, that's that's

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Speaker 3: Do you think your neighbor.

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Speaker 2: Jenna was interested in being your partner in that situation.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that any of them. I mean you'd

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Speaker 1: Hey at that lobster fest, were you trying to fuck

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Speaker 2: Yes, if you could get back to me as soon

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Speaker 1: Oh that's traditional. See, I thought these people were being strange.

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Speaker 1: I mean Real Sex Volumes one through thirty.

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Speaker 2: There's an actual dedicated documentary that we watched. I think

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Speaker 3: These people like to fuck.

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Speaker 2: They literally they set out like casse roles on a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they eat and socialize.

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Speaker 1: That's what this was. Oh and these were rich people

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Speaker 1: I this apply they were in this documentary. I'm just deciding, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: If you yeah, every year annually you buy you know,

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Speaker 2: the standard burgers and hot dogs, but all all lobsters.

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Speaker 2: And you know what I would have done if I

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Speaker 2: Imagine the smell because I'm not a seafood fan anyway.

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Speaker 2: So it's already a little upsetting, and then it's just

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Speaker 1: Why would you have a big orgy after gorging yourself

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Speaker 1: Along exactly they Yeah, everyone's wearing a bib and then

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Speaker 3: Take off your Tommy Bahama blouse.

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Speaker 1: And not as there was a lot of Tommy Baha

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Speaker 1: I would never this was a few years ago. I

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Speaker 1: I've adjusted everything to the current trends. Yes, I never

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Speaker 2: I just I feel like especially, and I understand that

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Speaker 2: Hard enough to just go to a party and talk

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Speaker 1: I and also thinking like as I left, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: at romantically, Oh, where's your where's your gut? Oh I

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Speaker 1: everyone's being so weird. They all knew it was going

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Speaker 1: I kind of wish I had watched, well, I mean

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Speaker 3: To be sexual because it's an orgy.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what if I put on a safari hat

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Speaker 3: Get a clipboard and you take notes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, very interesting human behavior. I start drawing

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Speaker 3: But it's there's just a big was the tarp blue?

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Speaker 2: But how do you go from how do you go

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Speaker 2: from that? Where you're just like, let's go down to

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Speaker 2: go over to Venice Beach, eat some lobster and then

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Speaker 2: take our our middle to late age bodies, disrobe them, yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's because the proximity to Marina, I mean, the Marina

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Speaker 3: Do you think anybody.

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Speaker 2: At that orgy or any of the boat orgies do

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Speaker 1: I can't get over the fact that everyone was full

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Speaker 1: Uh may I cut in? Well?

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Speaker 3: Also, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like, you know, ladies get in free

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Speaker 3: But the women are like, excuse me.

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Speaker 1: Oh what us? You're not being sexist, that's exactly. None

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Speaker 1: the lobster. I just did because I'm a horny animal

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Speaker 1: and they misread me. Just not my crowd.

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Speaker 3: I mean a retiree orgy.

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Speaker 1: I mean I kept their number. I know the adrett.

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Speaker 1: Maybe one day I'll be into it.

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Speaker 2: But you should roll by one day with a big

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Speaker 2: Is it lobster Fast again?

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Speaker 3: I feel like I missed it last time.

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Speaker 1: They do have it every year. Now I want to ask,

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Speaker 1: Yet I wonder I have so many questions. They wouldn't

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Speaker 3: Wait, so who did someone know and not tell you?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Yes, all they let you.

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Speaker 3: They let it be a reveal to you.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, ah, good one. And he's like, no, seriously,

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Speaker 1: Oh she must feel awkward. I'm like, why is everyone

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but of course you feel awkward because that is

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Speaker 2: just like it's not like they're like, we're going to

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Speaker 2: after a shellfishing.

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Speaker 1: At least it was yeah, night had fallen. It was

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Speaker 1: at least was not Oh.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: I'm imagining people getting sunburn on their lower back, you know,

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Speaker 2: because the butter.

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Speaker 2: I think that documentary was called The Lifestyle Swinging in America.

443
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 3: I believe that's what it's called.

444
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 1: I looked it up, the Lifestyle Colon Swinging, the Lifestyle.

445
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 3: The Lifestyle of the Colon, Swinging in America.

446
00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 1: Colon spelled out. It's a very specific documentary about about

447
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:09,400
Speaker 1: dietary elements of orgies. Anyway, Yeah, so I it's not yeah,

448
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: I was.

449
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 3: Not any other orgy invite stories because.

450
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 1: That's yeah, no, I'm trying to go through the role.

451
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 1: I mean, no, that's about it. That's about it. That's

452
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: all I've ever.

453
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 3: I think as a person I.

454
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 2: Am, I radiate the kind of energy that people know

455
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 2: don't invite her to this orgy.

456
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 3: I think that's just you know what I mean.

457
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 2: I kind of have a furrowed brow, always look like

458
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of something that's bugging me.

459
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:37,719
Speaker 3: It's not.

460
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 2: I'm not open. I don't have an open energy. So

461
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,719
Speaker 2: I think that's I'd like to think that's why it

462
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: hasn't happened.

463
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think that I just have kind of this.

464
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 1: When I'm nervous, I just have this dumb, smiling look

465
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: on my face, and I look like I'm ripe for

466
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 1: tossing me into the middle of some fucking flesh salad.

467
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: Just a as Howard Kramer once said in a song

468
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 1: an erotic goulage of Harron Fluids.

469
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 3: Have you talked to him lately?

470
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: Today? I was going to do his podcast today Who Charted?

471
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 1: Because I never know of any current chart topping songs,

472
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: and I heard this Harry Styles song from one direction.

473
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 1: I know nothing about this kid, and I know his

474
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: music's played, and I just thought it was a good

475
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber song or something. But he has this new

476
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 1: as it was. I think it's called this new song

477
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: that probably everyone's heard. It is so good and it

478
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: sounds like an indie rock pop song, like it sounds

479
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 1: like a I would put it in the category of

480
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,360
Speaker 1: like Tame and Paula or something, oh, except super catchy.

481
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 1: It's so good. And then I went down this wormhole

482
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: of Harry Styles music, him doing all these Peter Gabriel

483
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: covers on Stern and he can mimic Peter Gabriel's voice,

484
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: and I'm like today because of our friend Howard Kramer,

485
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: who I need to apologize. The reason I said I

486
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: want to do it again is I listened to some

487
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen over the weekend and I had it. I

488
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: I was going to tell him I I like Bruce Springsteen.

489
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about the last time when I said it

490
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: was pedestrian music and it's boring. I offended him. He's

491
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 1: a Jersey.

492
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 3: Boy and that Jersey and I hardcore Jersey.

493
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: I had to say, I have a current song, Harry Styles,

494
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: and I have to apologize to you on while recording

495
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: that I I do appreciate Bruce Springsteen. Now I've turned

496
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: over a new leaf.

497
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 2: And did he did he receive that? Was he welcoming

498
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 2: to that change?

499
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: Yes, he was, that's He's like, well, I have. I

500
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 1: actually was just apologizing as a friend, and he said

501
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: we have to be we have to podcast because he

502
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 1: was very happy that I've I'm I like Bruce Springsteen.

503
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 3: Now.

504
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 2: I also think that we should have Howard on here

505
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 2: not in the car, because the last time we did

506
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,479
Speaker 2: it and he was in the car, there was this

507
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 2: very odd energy and it felt like felt it felt odd,

508
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: and I think we need to reapproach and have a reunion.

509
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is. I mean, we both like having people

510
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: in the car to our backs and you never look

511
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 1: them in the eye. It's freeing the conversation. You and

512
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 1: I only catch peripherals of you. And the only time

513
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 1: I've ever looked at you is when you stop short

514
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: and put your arm in front of me to protect

515
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 1: me from flying out the windshield, you know, which I

516
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: always appreciate, But you never do. And so when you

517
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: actually know the person and you're used to talking to

518
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: their face and their eyes, it's weird when they're just

519
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: behind you. And maybe that's what was happening with old

520
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: Krame Dog. Yep, Yeah, it's just in the back seat.

521
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 2: Also, it was so long ago that it feels like

522
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 2: it feels like we need to circle back with But

523
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 2: there was a picture I aw something, and I can't

524
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 2: remember if it was Chip that tweeted it or who,

525
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 2: but there was a picture of those guys from Austin

526
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 2: Stories because somebody was doing like a behind the scenes

527
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: Austin Stories thing, and the three of them and maybe

528
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 2: the two creators. Yeah, yeah, And it made me laugh

529
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 2: so hard because Poord essentially he looks the same.

530
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he won't age, and Chip looked the same. But

531
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: at the time, I remember when I first saw an

532
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: old picture of him, I was like, oh, he used

533
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: to have a lot more weight on him, like because

534
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: now Chip's like a pretty ripped Oh yeah, he's like

535
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: an n shape person, and back then it was not

536
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: a fitness person. But I saw that picture and they

537
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: both look amazing. Yeah, they both looked just so young.

538
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: I wish there was a picture of my friend. Matt

539
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: Bearden was on that show and lower House was on

540
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: that show. Yeah, but Matt Bearden, even though he was

541
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: in his twenties, already looked like a teenager, like very

542
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: much had that Pemberton quality. Of like just looking very young,

543
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,239
Speaker 1: and to see him now he's just cowboy hat like

544
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: with a beard, like he's a he's he's a radio guy.

545
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: Now he just it doesn't look like a boy child anymore.

546
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: But I love those old pictures because they're all wearing

547
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: giant Janco sized raver jeans.

548
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 2: Dude, and the shirt in that so you saw the

549
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 2: picture because the shirt Chip is wearing made me laugh

550
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 2: out loud. Huge, it's gigantic, it's hozonally striped. Yeah, it

551
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 2: makes him look borderline beefy, which of course Chip is

552
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: not anyway, but especially Chip is a very modern person,

553
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 2: and so he's now like a very fitness Like when

554
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 2: he and I worked on this show when we were

555
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 2: in Chicago, he would we would end work at like

556
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: seven or eight at night, and I would be so drained.

557
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: I'd be like I can barely drive home. And she'd

558
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: be like, I'm going to the gym every fucking night.

559
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 2: Where it's like, how are you doing it? And I

560
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,239
Speaker 2: realized later it's because he goes to the gym that

561
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 2: he has the energy.

562
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole point.

563
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: And he's one of these dudes that I've I don't

564
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: think he ever I drank, Like if you don't ever

565
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,479
Speaker 1: drink and never in your history. I always would love

566
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: to see a picture of me if I never touched

567
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: anything bad for your body, Like what would I look like?

568
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: It wasn't years of pickling my innerns. I think that

569
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: I had a conversation with them when and they were

570
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: given because it was an MTV show. They were given

571
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: like free levis, and it was during that era of

572
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: like baggy LEVI that was the costuming for the Oh

573
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: we gotta wear these. I don't think they were choosing

574
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: to wear giant early nineties skater.

575
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 2: Pants, but it is funny looking at that picture. I

576
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 2: remember when skinny jeans came into fashion, and I was like,

577
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 2: I'm fucked, because I really appreciated the billowness of nineties

578
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 2: fashion because then you can kind of be an and

579
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,959
Speaker 2: everyone looked kind of rectangular and it was fine, and

580
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 2: that was like you didn't have to be have a

581
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: perfect body because no one could see your body anyway

582
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 2: because that was the style. And suddenly it was like

583
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 2: your jeans, you might as well just be wearing leggings,

584
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: and you know, everything just started sticking to your body

585
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 2: and I was like, shit, that sucks.

586
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: And now we're living in because a lot of people

587
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: maybe would disagree with me, But I always think that

588
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: skateboard style has dictated all the fashion in a lot

589
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: of ways. And now you hang out at a skate park,

590
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: it's tight pants over here, it's nineties baggy pant kid

591
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: over here, it's short shorts like Tom Selleck magnem Pi shorts.

592
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: Everyone has their own style. Young people are like comfortable

593
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: in their own skin now and there is not like

594
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: a It used to be me and my friends we

595
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: would just all dressed exactly the same flat brim hat,

596
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: white T shirt, big giant pants, and you would hear

597
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: comments if you didn't wear the uniform yep. And you know,

598
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: it was exactly what was popular and hip hop at

599
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,719
Speaker 1: the time. So I was always like, what came first?

600
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: We're skateboarders dressing like this or hip hop artists dressing

601
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: like that. Like there there was such a synonymous like fashion,

602
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: like a style, and same with everyone just wears different

603
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: things now, is what I'm saying. And I think it's

604
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: good and I.

605
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,719
Speaker 2: Think I agree, and I think it's because the Internet,

606
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: where everybody has access to the having choices. So if

607
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 2: you are in some small town and everybody dresses like

608
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 2: skateboard style. But you don't like that, you can find

609
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 2: another look and be like, oh, but I want to

610
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 2: dress like the people on the CW's Arrow or whatever

611
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 2: that was. I was trying to think of what the

612
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 2: opposite of skateboard style would be.

613
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I was thinking about it a lot

614
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: when watching there's this documentary about the weird people behind

615
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: the Abercrombie and Fitch store and the dictating and the race,

616
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: the racism. It's it's called The Rise and Fall of

617
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: Abercrombie and Fitch. I think, okay, And I was reminded

618
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: of it again when I went to Santa Barbara this

619
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: weekend and performed for I mean, those kids had all

620
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: different fashions, but they were the most beautiful audience of

621
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: exactly twenty five year olds. That it was confronting because

622
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm too old to be on

623
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: the performing for you. All the comics were younger. I yeah,

624
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,719
Speaker 1: there was, and then the just handful of our podcast

625
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: pals that showed up, yo, hell yeah yeah yeah. I'm like,

626
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: there's my people, dinosaurs, there's the two people that have

627
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: had colonoscopies. They get it. But it was beautiful. Everyone

628
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: there was gorgeous. I couldn't, you know. I don't usually

629
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: look the audience in the eye anyway, but I just

630
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: it's so funny that I felt uncomfortable anyway. That documentary

631
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: is worth it.

632
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 2: I just looked it up. It's Netflix, so I'm absolutely

633
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 2: gonna watch it.

634
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 1: It get good. And the Von Dutch one, there's a

635
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: similar one about the crazy world behind the Von Dutch Criminals. Yeah.

636
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: Both are fashion based documentaries that everyone needs to watch.

637
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: If you remember that Abba Crombie.

638
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 3: And Fitch Guy.

639
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 2: I am very fascinated by because in my act and

640
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 2: when I did stand up in the nineties, every once

641
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 2: in a while, what I would because I was so lazy

642
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,919
Speaker 2: and didn't write solid jokes and really put in the time,

643
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 2: So sometimes I would just buy a copy of cos

644
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 2: Cosmopolitan and take it on stage and just basically make

645
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 2: jokes off of what the shit was on the cover,

646
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 2: because every month.

647
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 3: It was insanity.

648
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and there and one of my jokes ended

649
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 2: up I got bits out of it, obviously, And then

650
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 2: one of them was something about just like the way

651
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 2: fashion was become like the the insistence. It was like

652
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 2: the heroine. She kind of emaciation look that was very

653
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 2: popular in the nineties where I was like, I feel

654
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 2: like the people in charge are pedophiles because what else

655
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 2: explains you?

656
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: And you have seen the documentary, Well.

657
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,439
Speaker 2: But here's what I think is amazing. I was fucking right,

658
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 2: because it's fucking Jeffrey Epstein was in charge at Victoria's

659
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 2: Secret and the Limited, like there were actually now known

660
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: pedophiles in charge of who was becoming models, who was popular,

661
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 2: who was like it is actually very creepy and sinister,

662
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 2: how that jokey kind of like what the fuck's going on?

663
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 3: Here is the truth?

664
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 2: And that guy from Abercrombie and Fitch is he looks

665
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 2: like a monster and he was the and that was like,

666
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 2: we don't want fat people wearing our clothes. That's why

667
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 2: we don't carry a size over, you know, firry jeans

668
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 2: or whatever. Like, yes he went public with that stage.

669
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: Yes he did. That's in it. And then later in

670
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: the documentary he's like, oh, also black folks and also

671
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: like everyone asked to be ripped and white. Yeah, and

672
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: people are getting fired for not having the quote Abercrombie look,

673
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: which was blue eyed. My parents have Orgies on the weekend,

674
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: holy shit, and and it was. It was also interesting

675
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 1: just marketing wise, like they used to just blair music

676
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: and there was shutters over the windows and you couldn't

677
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: see inside. They just had They were just recruiting from

678
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: fraternities and sororities solely based on the way they just

679
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 1: find hot young people. They didn't even want to work retail.

680
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: They're just like, hey, can you hang out outside our

681
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: store one week and it became a job. So they're

682
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: interviewing all these people that are still beautiful forty somethings.

683
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 1: But if if I related to it because years ago, Daniel,

684
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: Tosh and I had some MTV pilot where we had

685
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: to It was like a prank thing, except we didn't

686
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: know the situation we were going to be put in.

687
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: They're like, you have to teach a class, and we're like,

688
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: oh great, and so we'd rainstorm like being around kids,

689
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 1: and then we show up and it's an exercise class

690
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: and we had to actually teach an exercise class. It

691
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: was actually a fun time. But one of the things

692
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: was we had to go to an Abercromie and Fitch

693
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: store and apply, and they saw Daniel and immediately We're like, oh,

694
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: you could work here, and then they looked at me

695
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 1: and and said, oh, you can't. You're a little overweight.

696
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: And I was like what I'm not? I mean, I

697
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: had I was not like ripped, but I it was real.

698
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: They blatant. He said that to me, and it was

699
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: just a manager kid at a story's like, oh, you

700
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: couldn't work here because you're not quite like he He

701
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 1: danced around the words a little bit, but they basically

702
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: said I was not good looking enough to work at

703
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: Abercrombie and Fitch.

704
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 3: Jesus.

705
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,479
Speaker 1: But then I looked around at everyone and I'm like, oh, yeah,

706
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: everyone here is gorgeous and ripped. I'm my feelings aren't

707
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: that hurt. I'm a comedian and Daniel is a handsome,

708
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: tall guy, so I understand why. But they in front

709
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: of us said he can work here. You can't. I

710
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: swear to you it didn't hurt. Maybe it hurt my

711
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: feelings a little bit because I was still like that.

712
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: I was like twenty five, like it was like what.

713
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 2: But also it's just that kind of thing where it's

714
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 2: like a trend and it's popular and high schoolers are

715
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 2: being affected by this trend. So like I remember in

716
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 2: the mall seeing a boy standing outside the Abercrombie and

717
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 2: Fitch at the at the Sherman Oaks Galeria, and he's

718
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,479
Speaker 2: like trying to spray people with like Colone or per they.

719
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: Talked about, Yeah, they release it from like fans in

720
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:03,919
Speaker 1: the store too.

721
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: That cologne smells fucking horrible. And this poor boy looked

722
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 2: like he wanted to die. He looked so embarrassed, and

723
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 2: he's like, it's like a mall full of people just

724
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 2: schlepping around and then he's there, yoked with no shirt on,

725
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 2: just kind of smiling, but like in he looked like

726
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 2: he was in pain, and I was like, that is

727
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 2: super gross.

728
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: Yah, It's like he was probably sound because it's the

729
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 1: manager of the store told him, Hey, don't spray this

730
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: on anygos. Save your spray for the hotties.

731
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 2: To me, this is yet another one of those examples

732
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 2: when people at the time were like, oh, this PC

733
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 2: thing is gone too far. It's like, no, it fucking has.

734
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 2: It hasn't even begun to go too far. Because the

735
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 2: thing that the PC police were fighting was shit where

736
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 2: that guy who I mean, let's not get into being

737
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 2: mean about people's faces. He had no right to be

738
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 2: judging any one's appearance, this man.

739
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 3: And he was up.

740
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 2: There being like, no, no fat chicks, no ugos, and

741
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 2: he's just like, sir, go to therapy.

742
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 3: There is something wrong with you.

743
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: No teak inside?

744
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also why do you want you want shirtless

745
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 2: teen boys around all the time?

746
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 3: Look to yourself?

747
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh and that's where really where all this is space.

748
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: He had no self esteem, like he had all this

749
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: botched face surgery and stuff. Not that I'm you know,

750
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: that's fine, but it looked like he got it in

751
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: a hurry in the back of a car or something. Yes,

752
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: And it's it's like he obviously wasn't happy with how

753
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: he looked, and so he's like judging other people. It's

754
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: a very strange. He's a very scary person. It's worth

755
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: watching that documentary.

756
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 3: Well, and I.

757
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 2: Think those people there is that kind of like the

758
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 2: rich concept where and especially these days, like you're saying,

759
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 2: you looked at that audience and they're all beautiful. That's

760
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 2: totally how like people who are twenty five, because first

761
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 2: of all, they're young, and you know what I mean,

762
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: Like it's just like me every time I look in

763
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 2: the mirror. There's a new crack in my face. I'm like,

764
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 2: what is happening? These people have not they still have

765
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 2: all their collagen and they still have all their all

766
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 2: the pluses on top of which, especially in Orange County crowd,

767
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 2: they have tons of money.

768
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 3: So they're getting plastic surgery.

769
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: And that's the thing we don't understand, or I don't understand,

770
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 2: because that's not anything anyone even has to just me do.

771
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,399
Speaker 1: And a lot or boat talk or injection like all

772
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: that's it's just general maintenance. Even young people. It's like

773
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: normal now. Yeah, no, not like I'm not Jeglis, but

774
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 1: I think injectables when people want to look better, that's fine.

775
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,879
Speaker 1: But man, when this guy was getting aunt, they were

776
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 1: just figuring out the old snip and tuck behind the ear.

777
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: I remember seeing someone once with staples behind there be

778
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 1: under their ear because they literally this is just coming

779
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,919
Speaker 1: to me. It was like the first thing I saw

780
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: when I well just moved here from Montana and Texas.

781
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that guy has staples behind his ear.

782
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: It was like yeah, and it was pulled back like

783
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: the eyebrows pulled up, kind of like when Madonna would

784
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: have her bun too tight.

785
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 3: Yep, it's rough.

786
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, also there's a there's a look to it.

787
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 2: We were just talking about this last night because it

788
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 2: was me and my friends and everyone's over fifty, so

789
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 2: we're just like, you know, it's like everybody wants like, oh,

790
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 2: nobody wants a saggy neck, but at the same time,

791
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: no one wants a facelift, because you you know, you

792
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 2: want like certain places to be improved. But overall, I

793
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 2: have no interest in looking like i've because you always

794
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: look like you had a facelift, or you always look

795
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 2: if you got work done.

796
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 3: It almost always looks like it.

797
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, And you're just.

798
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 2: Kind of like showing the world that this is your

799
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 2: concern and this is and they're like, but I remember

800
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 2: your old face, so now I'm just goes to accept

801
00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 2: your name.

802
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: Though. Sometimes like it's like there's a movie where Wayne

803
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: Newton had a cameo. Oh it was I was watching Hacks.

804
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: It's like the current season of Hacks and Wayne Newton

805
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: has a cameo in it. He's got to be late

806
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: seventies at this point. His face Wayne Newton, Wayne, or

807
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: am I thinking of Tom Jones? No, Wayne Newton isn't.

808
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, that guy's easily in his eighties if

809
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 2: it's not nineties.

810
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: He looked he has had I'm just saying you can

811
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 1: tell it's there, and the teeth or look like pieces

812
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: of gum. I mean, good normal sized chicklets. I mean

813
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: it's it's great, but he looks he looks it looks artificial,

814
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,479
Speaker 1: but he looks great in a weird way, like kind

815
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: of it's it's hard. It's just I'm conditioned now to

816
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: be like, man, that's some really good work. It's what

817
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm what I'm saying, Like I saw it, and I'm like,

818
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: I can't believe because zero wrinkles. Sure, everything's tight and

819
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: but no bags, no, and it doesn't look natural. But

820
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: he looks great and he's a showman. He had you know,

821
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: he's in Vegas. He's got well.

822
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 2: And also once you get it, once you get a facelift,

823
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 2: you have to keep it up because that's really face. Yeah,

824
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 2: you have to keep getting that work done because that's

825
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 2: your face now. So it's like you can't you have

826
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 2: a facelift, and then you're not going to be like,

827
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 2: well then here we go. It's all sliding back down.

828
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 2: You have to keep on nipping and tucking and injecting.

829
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 2: That's why they like those people that get the lip injections.

830
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: That's all temporary, right it is.

831
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 2: So they keep getting them, and that's why their lips

832
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 2: get bigger and bigger. Where it's like, hey, I remember

833
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 2: you when you had a normal mouth and now you're

834
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 2: straight up trout face. I just think it's I think

835
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,240
Speaker 2: our eyes are acclimating to this.

836
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 3: Plastic surgery.

837
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: So it is that kind of thing where like instead

838
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 2: of it's not you know, a movie star, and you're like,

839
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 2: of course you should look like that, because everyone your

840
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 2: job is to be looked at. It's anyone at fucking

841
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 2: Vaughn's where just like, hey, we're just hanging out.

842
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: I will say, though, when I had to get my

843
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: tonsils out and the guy was like, while I'm in there,

844
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: I'm going to do a septoplastate because I've had my

845
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: nose that's been broken and I can't. I can't if

846
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: I try and do a netty pot. My nostrils are

847
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 1: not connected basically, so he had to go in there

848
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 1: and trust me, afterwards, they really broke my nose. It

849
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 1: was very painful to get that temporary you know. It

850
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: redeviated a year later. But I did ask him while

851
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: I was in there. I'm like, oh, can you like

852
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: And I hate admitting this, but I did ask about

853
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: him making my nose smaller. My mom had a nose

854
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: job when she was young, and she's a mom in

855
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: Montana and she never liked her nose. I remember her

856
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: complaining about it when I was a kid, and she

857
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: got it from some Montana plastic surgeon that probably did

858
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:08,919
Speaker 1: one nose every couple years. Yeah, and painfully, like they

859
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: don't get enough practice up there. But uh, and I

860
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 1: it made her happier, so I was like, okay, cool,

861
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: But it's in me too. I am embarrassed that I'm

862
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: even admitting this, but I.

863
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 2: Well, what's weird to me is you don't have a

864
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 2: big nose, so that idea is weird to me.

865
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: Well, you haven't seen I can fit a roll of

866
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: quarters up my nostrils.

867
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:31,720
Speaker 3: Look what that's why it keeps deviating? Stop it?

868
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: Oh no, just around the surface. But I do notice

869
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: that it stretches out my nostrils and they stay stretched.

870
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: My nostrils are like a wind sock. It's just like

871
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: it's a bad idea. It was a parlor trick I

872
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: used to do in sixth grade. See all my quarters

873
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,720
Speaker 1: I could stick up my nostrils, and then.

874
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: Chris is at the lobster feed trying to impress the tart.

875
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 2: People don't do it. You try to win them over.

876
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: Guys, don't put anything in me. Look, I'm putting quarters

877
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: up my nostrils and then I run.

878
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 2: And everyone's eyes light up. Wait, you're into that? Oh

879
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 2: the upside on pineapple with a sprig of lemon additional

880
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 2: sign you're into something disgusting.

881
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you show up all glazed with an apple

882
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: in your mouth, they know you're down. Yeah.

883
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 2: Maybe that takes a little effort on your part, but

884
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 2: it will be where it's been that message, don't you

885
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 2: get it.

886
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,280
Speaker 1: I want someone to put me on a spit wink

887
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: wink made of digs anyway. Yeah, I know, I'm happy

888
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: with my nose. I'm just saying I always, I always.

889
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: You know, when you see my whole life, when you

890
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: see someone just a little ski jump nose, it's always like, oh,

891
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: I wonder what it would have been like to have

892
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: that kind of brad pity little ski jump nose. You know.

893
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 2: Well, And also I think there's just everybody has a

894
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 2: thing where they think I need some this would be

895
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: the thing that makes a difference. And for me, all

896
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,919
Speaker 2: my life it was weight. And then when I did

897
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 2: finally lose a bunch of weight and nothing changed, and

898
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 2: including how I felt about myself even though I was

899
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 2: like so skinny it was insane. Then I was like,

900
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 2: oh shit, this is bad because this was the thing

901
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 2: I had attributed all of my problems and shortcomings and

902
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 2: unhappiness to. And I remember and it was there was

903
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: a little body dysmorphia too, because I never looked thin

904
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 2: to myself and I was so skinny. I wore like

905
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 2: I wore size four genes. I could have been freely

906
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 2: accepted into Abercrombie and Fitch, although it might not have

907
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 2: been pretty enough. But depends I feel, Yeah, exactly, I

908
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 2: have to get by that sophomore with that's all yoked.

909
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,919
Speaker 3: But I feel like that thing.

910
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 2: I wonder And it would be an interesting thing to

911
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 2: talk to people who have had surgery that actually changes

912
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 2: their so when they look in the mirror, it's not

913
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 2: their face anymore, and.

914
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 3: Actually see did this work? Does it make you happier?

915
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 2: Like you're saying your mom's no job did make her happier,

916
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 2: and there's some myet two.

917
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: Years to heal.

918
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, getting new teeth made me happier, right

919
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 2: like it absolutely I had nothing to do with other

920
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: people going I love your teeth.

921
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 3: It was I hated my teeth.

922
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: I wake up with that with puffy eye bags under

923
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: my eyes. I know there's stuff they can they either

924
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: add fat or they pull it out. I would do that,

925
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: and I'm just admitting that to you. And I'm assuming

926
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,879
Speaker 1: no one's listening to this episode. I guess a lot

927
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: of people are, but I would do that.

928
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 3: I just we get medium numbers once exactly.

929
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: I would not if this podcast was more popular, I

930
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: wouldn't be omitting any of this stuff. I'm gonna get dibags.

931
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 3: Surgery, very different conversations.

932
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: I I would do that, And honestly, when when I

933
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: got my tonsilectomy thing, He's just like, oh the I

934
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: thought maybe I could give you a free shave off

935
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 1: some nose there, but they aren't going to cover it,

936
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: and so I was like, oh, okay, never mind. It

937
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: was crazy anyway, because I hate the idea of like

938
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: people noticing that you did something like That's what I

939
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: don't understand. You just go to an island for a

940
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: week with bruises and gauze on your face and come

941
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: back and assume no one's going to know that you

942
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: have a different I didn't realize you used to have

943
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: a butt chin. That's what I would get. I'd get

944
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: a butt chin.

945
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

946
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: I want a little bb dimple on my chin and

947
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: I want a big old chin. And did you know

948
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 1: it's a piece of plastic they put in there. Yes,

949
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 1: and it's blue. It's blue.

950
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 3: It's blue.

951
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: It's a blue piece of plastic. I've seen it before,

952
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 1: the chin implant. They add chin to the front and

953
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 1: then that pulls your jaw neck tight. Yeah, and it's blue.

954
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing. What to me?

955
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 2: And I know other people don't think the same way

956
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 2: as me when I see that, and it's like, so

957
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 2: you've had part of your nose shaved off and now

958
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 2: your face is different than and you're thirty blank years old,

959
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 2: so I know for a fact that was not your

960
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 2: face before. Now when I'm looking at you, am I saying,

961
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 2: oh my god, they're so overwhelmingly gorgeous. No, I'm saying,

962
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 2: what's wrong with them? But that's what they did.

963
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 1: If you skip down and move and you're starting a

964
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: new life, you know, because of the murder you did,

965
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: which I showed, yes, it would. It would be uh,

966
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 1: you know, you just show up someone and they're like,

967
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: look at that guy's amazing chin. I've never seen him.

968
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 3: Is that Kirk Douglas.

969
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, Douglas? Is that?

970
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 3: Is that a Douglas brother?

971
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: Even I can't remember what Halloween costume it was. By

972
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: put a little dollup of super glue in my chin

973
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: and pinched it and I had a butt tin all night.

974
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: It worked. It totally worked. So if you if you

975
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: don't want to get anything injected, but you do want

976
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: that little cleft chin, you can I'm not getting it worked,

977
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: but it just a little pinch, a little pinch of

978
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,479
Speaker 1: blue there because you know, a super blue.

979
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 2: Oh we've been We've been for real. We've done this podcast,

980
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 2: Chris for almost ten years. I've never heard that fucking.

981
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: Wy admitted a lot of you know, dys morphia things

982
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: I've talked about, all these orgies I've been turned down from,

983
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 1: I mean asked to leave and uh, and yeah, that

984
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: butt chin thing. I was a little worried. Eventually, it

985
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 1: just it peeled off and I had my normal chin back.

986
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: But I had a couple of days. I'm looking real douglassy.

987
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 2: Now we're when you walk down the street. Were women

988
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,800
Speaker 2: drivers slamming on the brakes? Where was there a wolf whssling?

989
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 2: Where did people gather around?

990
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 1: I was offered everything from new jobs, armani suits. Uh.

991
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: One guy just threw me the keys to his Porsche

992
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: once he thought because you wore your red vest. A

993
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 1: lot of people rolling down the window and doing that

994
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,439
Speaker 1: thing with their tongue in their mouth and then their

995
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: hair like mimicking like a blowjob. I got a lot

996
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: of that. Oh okay, yeah, just because of the butt chin.

997
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 1: A lot of propositions for sacks and money change. No

998
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: one noticed at all. I thought it was so funny,

999
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,280
Speaker 1: and I going up to my friends, I'm like, notice anything,

1000
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: and they're like no, I'm like, I got a butt

1001
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: chin and then they laugh. But actually no one did

1002
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: notice at first.

1003
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 2: Also, that's the other thing to remember when we're feeling insecure,

1004
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:39,720
Speaker 2: when we're like, because listen, listen, I'm not above plastic surgery.

1005
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 2: I actually was talking to my sister because I was like,

1006
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 2: it's now getting to the point where I furrow my

1007
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 2: brow so much that the furrow isn't going away, It's

1008
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 2: it looks like I'm furrowing constantly. When I'm in a

1009
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 2: great mood, it still looks like that because the divots

1010
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 2: are so ingrained, and like botox it it literally will

1011
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 2: make it go way, so I would. Yeah, there's nothing

1012
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,919
Speaker 2: to do whatever, there's nothing wrong with it at all,

1013
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: except for just to me.

1014
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 3: It's just this idea that in.

1015
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: A minute, didn't you what's the vampire facial? Didn't you

1016
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: get didn't you have a blood platelet's rubbed in your

1017
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: Was it your blood or another.

1018
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 3: My own blood?

1019
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 2: It was like they put a scraper on your face

1020
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 2: and scrape it just enough. They're like two layers of

1021
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 2: your skin so that it brings the collagen ough to

1022
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 2: heal what they scrape.

1023
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: Second degree burnt. Did you have to stay indoors for days?

1024
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 2: I had to just be aware. Yeah, I just kind

1025
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 2: of stayed out of the sun.

1026
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: But I remember when you did that, I was like, oh,

1027
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: got because the name is scary, but I wanted to

1028
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,839
Speaker 1: do it too and then just not tell anyone.

1029
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 2: But I think it's like my thing is just we

1030
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 2: all think that people are looking at us the way

1031
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 2: we look at ourselves, and they're not, because everybody's so

1032
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 2: obsessed with themselves and what they look like and how

1033
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 2: big their nose is. So it's like we think it's like, oh,

1034
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 2: here's the buttchin that's going to make me the king

1035
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 2: of this party.

1036
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 3: And of course people are.

1037
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:08,359
Speaker 2: Just like, hey, what's up, because no one's really thinking

1038
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 2: about you that much.

1039
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 3: It isn't how it is.

1040
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: I wish it were. I realized that a long time,

1041
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: whether it's good or bad, we're always wondering what other

1042
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: people are thinking of us. And in reality, the sad

1043
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: news is they're not even thinking about you at all. No,

1044
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: it's just you in your head, worrying about a thing

1045
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: that doesn't exist. And you know what, you know, who

1046
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 1: look good with tons of work done? Joan Rivers. I

1047
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 1: thought in the end, I was like, she looks. I

1048
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: just was used to because, like you said, she maintained

1049
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 1: once that got started, she had to maintain it. And

1050
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: I always thought she looked.

1051
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,760
Speaker 2: I think after a while, you know, she was old

1052
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 2: and she had this face that got she Here's the

1053
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 2: thing about Joan Rivers, and I know people absolutely adore

1054
00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 2: her whatever she was so fucking mean about what everybody

1055
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:04,359
Speaker 2: else looked like, right, and she is getting her entire

1056
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,760
Speaker 2: face replaced every eight months, and it was just like man.

1057
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,280
Speaker 2: But but it was a kind of of the era.

1058
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 2: You know. She was just like a she was like

1059
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 2: a mean comic, but she was really mean to women.

1060
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 3: She was really mean to anybody that was slightly overweight. Yeah,

1061
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 3: and it was all to me.

1062
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 2: It's just like it all reflects back to like what

1063
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,919
Speaker 2: you're what you're feeling and thinking you would.

1064
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: They ran a clip of her and and her daughter

1065
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: being mean in that way. And I was doing crowd

1066
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 1: warm up at E and I made a comment, uh,

1067
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 1: of some isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?

1068
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:46,359
Speaker 1: Type comment? Uh? And I got fired. Oh I was.

1069
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: I was in the house that Joan Rivers built. They

1070
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: didn't tell me, that's why. But the guy directing who

1071
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: would direct. I did a few different shows. It started

1072
00:56:56,600 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 1: with Michael Costa's show we've talked about for a brief time.

1073
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: I was doing crowd warm up to see if I

1074
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 1: liked it, and I was let go and that's why

1075
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 1: it was a clip of Melissa and Joan Rivers and

1076
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 1: I made a comment about them being mean to people

1077
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: when they themselves had done all that work. Yeah, yeah,

1078
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: so I learned. Did I learn my lesson?

1079
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 2: Yes?

1080
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so.

1081
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 2: Well.

1082
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: It never feels good to get fired.

1083
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,919
Speaker 3: I guess no.

1084
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 2: No, well, And also, but you wouldn't imagine that that

1085
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 2: a passing comment would have that kind of power.

1086
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: But I barely said it into the microphone. Yeah, it

1087
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: was to the audience. But whoever hurt was hearing me.

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Speaker 1: I think that's why I was let go, Oh, we

1089
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 1: don't need you next week. I'm like, uh, oh, I

1090
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 1: knew right away. Yeah, because when I said it, I'm like, oh,

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00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: there is a big poster of her over there. I

1092
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: may he shouldn't have made that comment. I can't remember

1093
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: what I said.

1094
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,439
Speaker 2: It would be kind of hilarious if, like you said

1095
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 2: it right as Melissa Rivers was walking by the control

1096
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 2: room and she's like sick, stops and goes back, No, what.

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00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 3: The fuck did that guy say?

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00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 1: Well, then i'd feel awful. Yeah it's just I blurt.

1099
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 1: But you know what, as mean as she was, she's

1100
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,919
Speaker 1: made me laugh so many times.

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00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 2: Look, she writes good. I mean she and the people

1102
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 2: that write for her write good. Hard jokes. But the

1103
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,479
Speaker 2: thing is, and you know, I think we've talked about

1104
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 2: this before, it's just like if you're if it is

1105
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:27,919
Speaker 2: no if it's no holds barred comedy, yeah, then why

1106
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 2: can't you say something about her? Right? It's like that

1107
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 2: kind of thing where it has to swing both ways

1108
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 2: to good back.

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00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: And that's why I really appreciate it. And I know

1110
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: you've seen this, but that's why I appreciate the clip

1111
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 1: where you know, Stern had sent out one of his

1112
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 1: sidekicks to interview Red Carpet and someone said something to

1113
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: her and she fired back immediately with yeah, and that's

1114
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: what I told your mother, Like, I can't remember what

1115
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: they said, but she is so quickly fired back and

1116
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 1: it and me the guy was fucking with her and

1117
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: she immediately hurt his feelings and it was the best

1118
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 1: moment ever because he was trying to get a rise

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Speaker 1: out of her and she immediately was so quick with it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 2: Why would you quote unquote get a rise out of

1122
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 2: a person who's been doing insult comedy for seventy five

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Speaker 2: fucking years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane.

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00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all they do.

1126
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I mean, I don't know, I just think

1127
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 2: that's a bit precious where it's like, so she's literally

1128
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 2: just just anybody is fair game, and she just destroys

1129
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 2: anyone and says the meanest things. And then one person goes, yo,

1130
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 2: who are you to say? Because whatever, and then it's

1131
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 2: just like you're fired. It's like, oh, I thought, I

1132
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 2: thought everyone's supposed to have thick skin. I thought it'd

1133
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 2: take a joke. A joke's a joke. Oh I thought

1134
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 2: the rule was you.

1135
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 1: Know, she quite literally had thick skin after all these years.

1136
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 2: She I once on Twitter people, I had a lot

1137
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 2: of people get really mad at me because she was

1138
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 2: saying something mean about someone, and I said, this is ironic.

1139
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 2: When her face looks her face looks like a sucked

1140
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:10,760
Speaker 2: in Caprice Capri sun bag because at that point she

1141
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 2: was so old, but she was still getting sorry to

1142
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 2: laugh at my own joke, but she was still getting

1143
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 2: so much plastic surgery that it started to look very bizarre.

1144
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 3: In my opinion, I think I.

1145
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 1: Will always laugh at a Caprice sun bag. It's just

1146
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 1: my childhood wrapped up in a right.

1147
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 2: She looked like someone had finished a Caprice son and

1148
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 2: then couldn't let it go and just kept trying to

1149
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 2: drink at it.

1150
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 1: I just imagine her mouth being the straw hole.

1151
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 3: It's easy.

1152
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 1: I love it.

1153
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 2: But also I think show business is so hard. It's

1154
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 2: so disgusting. There's such awful people in the business that

1155
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 2: are gatekeepers. There's like, you know, like that idea where

1156
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 2: you can't get small enough, you can't be pitteen enough

1157
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 2: for women, you can't be pretty enough, and all of

1158
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 2: that is like all of that is that idea that

1159
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 2: we're all suddenly now we're all.

1160
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 3: Supposed to be.

1161
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 2: I mean, like, I hate it because I'm actually in

1162
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 2: this position of like getting my picture taken and stuff

1163
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 2: where it's like, hey, I'm a fucking writer. I stopped

1164
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 2: trying to do this years ago, but now I have

1165
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:21,439
Speaker 2: to be concerned with all of these super like these

1166
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 2: things that if thirty year olds are getting injectables and

1167
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 2: I'm fifty two and I have never gotten anything, it's

1168
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 2: gonna fucking show and it's going to be kind of

1169
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 2: surprising how much it shows. And that's it's to me.

1170
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 2: I want to go I'm not here for the beauty contest,

1171
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 2: like I don't. I don't want gigantic lips. It would

1172
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 2: looks so fucking weird and weird for comedy.

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01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: I always say, with comedy, i'd like to think we

1174
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about that as much, and even

1175
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: women I would like to because imagine just being an

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01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: actor and you have I mean that I can't. I

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01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 1: like the idea that with stand up it's it's possible,

1178
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 1: except being intimidated by young, hot audiences. In my own head,

1179
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 1: it kind of doesn't matter, you know, right, And if anything,

1180
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 1: you know how I like to make wacky faces. What

1181
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 1: if I lost control over my comedic trademark eyebrows and lip,

1182
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: my different lip positions that I can laughs from, you know,

1183
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 1: I like to mug it up.

1184
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 2: But here's the thing that you would never lose control over, which.

1185
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 3: Is a butt chin.

1186
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 2: I think how you're gonna say my bowels crazy glue?

1187
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 1: Nope, I'm gonna I'll do it again. Okay, have a

1188
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 1: party or something Halloween. I promise I will glue a

1189
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: butt chin on my face. It's the It works, and

1190
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: I forgot about it. And I have to think of

1191
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: a good costume.

1192
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 2: Now Spartakiss, Yeah, Kirk Douglas as Spartakiss. So you get

1193
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 2: to dress as a gladiator.

1194
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 1: What about the moon from those old the piano playing

1195
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 1: moon Mac Tonight, I know that he had a moonhead

1196
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 1: and a moon.

1197
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 3: That was not a but chin.

1198
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 1: There was a big old butt chin on that moon

1199
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 1: there was.

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01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 3: I thought it was pointy.

1201
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:13,479
Speaker 1: Well, no, that it's weird because his body is the moon,

1202
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 1: but in the crescent of the moon is a big

1203
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: old chin and sunglasses. Like he had a nose and

1204
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 1: a mouth and a chin and then a pointy thing

1205
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 1: that is his coming out of his chest. Basically, I

1206
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,560
Speaker 1: don't know. Now, I need to look up a picture

1207
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 1: of mac tonight the moon man bade up right now.

1208
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 3: Images also so many people have done. There's like lots

1209
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 3: of choices. Oh, I see ye, big old butchin.

1210
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 4: Right.

1211
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: Well, one thing I never forget, Karen, is a good

1212
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: solid but chein.

1213
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to look it up because it's actually

1214
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 2: not the way you're remembering it.

1215
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: Okay, it's just a It is a prominent chin though, right, Oh, absolutely,

1216
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 1: but it's actually crescent moon chin unless I'm looking at

1217
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:03,760
Speaker 1: the wrong picture.

1218
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to send you.

1219
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 1: This gift Donald's piano. Man.

1220
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 2: This was such a weird fucking commercial. I wonder if

1221
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 2: they redid.

1222
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:14,200
Speaker 1: It anyway, I will I want to do some sort

1223
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 1: of Okay, I'm gonna do a butt chin. Maybe I'll

1224
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 1: just be a guy with a butt chin, or maybe

1225
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 1: I'll just go as Michael Douglas the actor.

1226
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 3: Does he have one?

1227
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: He does? Father well, he has the even more sought

1228
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: after bby hole chin. It's not a butt it's just

1229
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 1: an actual dimple.

1230
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 2: You're right, it's the I'm sorry, Kirk Douglas and Spartacus.

1231
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 2: That's the bebe hole chin. It's isn't it like Huey

1232
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 2: Lewis has a butt chin. Yeah, Huey Lewis in the news.

1233
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 3: Correct.

1234
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Corness has it, and a lot of people

1235
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 1: have that bby hole chin. I really, it's one of

1236
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,919
Speaker 1: my favorite things. If surgery buys you that, I don't

1237
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: think anyone would be Matt I would own it. I'd

1238
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: be like, hey, look I got a butt chin. I've

1239
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 1: always wanted one.

1240
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 2: Judge away, Wait, I'm trying to look up. We have

1241
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 2: to wrap this up, I think, I mean we're doing

1242
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 2: this on time.

1243
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 1: I just want to come to a good but chin conclusion.

1244
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we need to settle some stuff.

1245
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:24,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's playing saxophone, which is so that's Oh,

1246
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: you're right. I was so wrong. The moon is his chin.

1247
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:29,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.

1248
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:33,959
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I guess it's just obviously since

1249
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 1: it's the edge of the moon that chin. Imagine having

1250
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:40,439
Speaker 1: a big, pointy lung. Yes, orange chin.

1251
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 3: Very upsetting kind of is.

1252
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 1: Oh, we lived in a terrible era. We grew up

1253
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 1: in a strange era. That's a monster. And I when

1254
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 1: you and I first hung out and made each other laugh,

1255
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 1: that was the time I went to your house and

1256
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 1: we watched Mac and Me and Yeah High and laughed

1257
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 1: because it's an insane movie. And if you people listening

1258
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:08,720
Speaker 1: haven't heard it. I just did a cover for my

1259
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 1: friend Mac, who's doing like a residency at the Echo,

1260
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 1: and I did a Mac and Me, but I put

1261
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:19,439
Speaker 1: her face on the logo. It's on my I'll send

1262
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: it to you. It was really fun. The whole time

1263
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that time and how that became

1264
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:28,040
Speaker 1: my the weirdest movie I ever recommend to anyone. It's

1265
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 1: all one big McDonald's commercial. We've definitely talked about it

1266
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:37,240
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, but I just re experienced all of

1267
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,120
Speaker 1: that just because I was looking at it and recreating

1268
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 1: that poster.

1269
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 3: It's so disturbing.

1270
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the most disturbing movie ever.

1271
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 3: Huey Lewis absolutely does have the but chin. He is

1272
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:53,600
Speaker 3: classic butch.

1273
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: And I sent you a gift has a good one.

1274
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 3: And Michael Douglas, you're right, he has a but chin.

1275
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 1: Hey, why don't you type in Tom Selik chin and

1276
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 1: the fucking conversation is over. Put in selic chin right now?

1277
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:14,080
Speaker 1: Holy shit, I and this is just chins for memory

1278
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:17,760
Speaker 1: for me, yes, oh my god, but in selic chin.

1279
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 3: And look at this gift.

1280
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 2: There's a there's a gift of Tom Selik in underwear

1281
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,560
Speaker 2: and they someone made his chest hair glitter.

1282
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 3: He's got a normal funny he's got.

1283
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 1: A normal chin. Who I'm wrong, Selik, he doesn't have

1284
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 1: a butt chan. He's got a chin like I'm regular

1285
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:35,200
Speaker 1: me like me, Yeah.

1286
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 3: You know what it is.

1287
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:39,200
Speaker 2: It's just a Tom Selick is absolutely a gorgeous man.

1288
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 2: So he has all the qualities of like a leading

1289
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 2: man like that, but he doesn't have that.

1290
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:47,920
Speaker 1: It's you and your love of eyebrows. He's got thick, bushy.

1291
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 3: I do I love a swarthy man.

1292
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 1: Feral caterpillars. It's just a good Peter Gallagher.

1293
01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 2: Peter Gallagher has a real good chin. Which one does

1294
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:03,400
Speaker 2: he have though, butt or bbe?

1295
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 1: Go on Twitter, everyone just send us all the butt

1296
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 1: kin content you got.

1297
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:14,800
Speaker 2: Gallagher search Wait, oh, I just put I just searched

1298
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 2: Peter Gallagher in my texts as if he had said me,

1299
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 2: what if.

1300
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,320
Speaker 1: That's the way you found out You've been pen pals

1301
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,160
Speaker 1: with Peter Gallagher this whole time.

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Speaker 3: He totally so low key.

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Speaker 2: He never even mentioned that I've been texting him this

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Speaker 2: al time. Peter Gallagher has a normal chin too.

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Speaker 1: Damn it. I keep having all these butt chin missfires.

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Speaker 3: But the butt chin is rare. The bebe chin is

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Speaker 3: even more rare.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I believe it is like the sweet, sweet, extinct

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Speaker 1: banana that they want anyway. Finishing it, we talked about

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Speaker 1: nerds bananas breaking your teeth open, and Carrie, one of

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Speaker 1: one of the fans of our podcast, at my show

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Speaker 1: in West Bend, she brought me a big bag of

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Speaker 1: just the banana flavored runts. But they were yeah, but

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Speaker 1: they weren't hard. They were soft, melt in your mouth runts.

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Speaker 1: And at first I don't want any banana flavored. I

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Speaker 1: don't even want banana flavored bananas. But apparently the flavor

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Speaker 1: of that flavor of banana is based on an now

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Speaker 1: extinct banana. No, I apparently, Yeah, that's not true. It

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Speaker 1: is I promise, I promise. I can't remember the name

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Speaker 1: of banana. But what we know, the banana flavor we

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Speaker 1: know from candy and different sweet drinks is based on

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Speaker 1: a banana that you can't get anymore.

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Speaker 3: It's based on chemicals.

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Speaker 1: I yes, well, of course the candy they didn't used

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Speaker 1: to squirt ole. Now hard to get banana juice in it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying it was. It was fashioned after intubes. Yeah, wen't.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait for banana milk to be on every

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Speaker 1: grocer's shelf next to a cup of tree sapp That

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Speaker 1: was fun. Okay, good, we did work. Good work today.

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Speaker 1: Everybody high fives all around. All right. I mean that's

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Speaker 1: just two of us. You've been listening to Do you

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Speaker 1: Need a Ride?

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Speaker 3: You don't know that d y n aar.

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Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Produced by Casey O'Brien.

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Speaker 1: Mixed by John Bradley, artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Theme song

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Speaker 1: by Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.

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Speaker 3: At dinar podcast that's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com. Thank you, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome.