Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, twenty seven,
Speaker 1: episode four of Days.
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Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take good deep dab
Speaker 1: into America's air consciousness.
Speaker 2: And it is Thursday February twenty ninth, twenty twenty four,
Speaker 2: February twenty ninth. There's no such thing as February twenty ninth.
Speaker 2: I will not I will not acknowledge it, but I
Speaker 2: guess this national day calendar will It's also National toast day.
Speaker 2: Man is getting the short shrift. It's the last Thursday
Speaker 2: in February. Oh it's not. Okay, here's one that is
Speaker 2: National time Refunday. That happened. Okay, that was Yeah, that
Speaker 2: just happened. Oh no, dude. It's sponsored by H and
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Speaker 2: also a national leap Day H and I block h.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here, helping me do my
Speaker 1: complicated texts or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't get paid today nationally. It's nationally.
Speaker 1: Your company is probably not paying you today if you're
Speaker 1: on salary, so fuck you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get to it. All right, Well, this episode's ending. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so that's been nice. Fuck off. My name's Jack O'Brien aka,
Speaker 2: Oh no fontinelle boy, y'all went up and touched it.
Speaker 2: Oh no fontanelle boy, y'all went up and touched it.
Speaker 2: Oh no fontanelle boy. Y'all went up and touched it.
Speaker 2: Y'all went up and touch it. Man, y'all went up
Speaker 2: and touched it. That is part to see a fighter
Speaker 2: of the knife man, in reference to the fact that
Speaker 2: that the fontanelle, the beautifully named part of the babyhead
Speaker 2: that isn't formed yet on baby spot gives me, gives
Speaker 2: me the the call of the void. Just don't don't
Speaker 2: bring that baby around me until it's skull is lest
Speaker 2: I pick that baby's head up like a bowling ball
Speaker 2: with my phone like that. There's something that just makes
Speaker 2: me want to tom thumb that bring this kid into
Speaker 2: a finger pumping. I don't agree with that. I won't
Speaker 2: do it, but there will be something in some electricity
Speaker 2: coursing through my nerves telling me to do that. Ship.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's like a thing a four year
Speaker 2: old could like. I remember like in Japan there's like
Speaker 2: shog screens, like the white paper screens that you see
Speaker 2: like and it's really delicate and I was always told
Speaker 2: it's really to don't put your fingers in it because
Speaker 2: you'll break it. First thing I did was went right through,
Speaker 2: push right through that ship. Yeah. I feel like as
Speaker 2: a kid, I wouldn't know and would probably just be
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know. You ever see a rotten
Speaker 2: spot on an apple and just push your thumb right
Speaker 2: in there?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 2: I get actually ask me out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is gross, that's disgusting, and I can't stop.
Speaker 1: I can't help myself, folks, void, I like to eat
Speaker 1: that part first.
Speaker 3: And what is a baby's skull but a rotten apple?
Speaker 3: You know, everyone is afraid to say.
Speaker 2: It coming out. There's probably a worm in there somewhere,
Speaker 2: you know. They don't give a fuck. I'm thrilled to
Speaker 2: be joined as always by my co host, mister Miles Gras. Yes,
Speaker 2: Miles Gray, the Lord of Lancersham, the Showgun with No Gun.
Speaker 2: It's Miles Gray. And I was just thinking of that
Speaker 2: show Sholgon that's about to come on Fox. That's supposed
Speaker 2: to be an epic U Japanese shogun tale.
Speaker 1: So yeah, anyway, that was That was one of those
Speaker 1: novels my dad was like, oh man, yeah, this book.
Speaker 2: Man, that is all dad ass book. Yeah that and Dune.
Speaker 2: This is a big moment for my dad. My dad
Speaker 2: loved Dune and Shogun. Oh really yeah, oh so it's dude,
Speaker 2: all praise to your dad, man, praise he's living this dream.
Speaker 2: I love that. I love that well, Miles. Yeah, by
Speaker 2: the way, Shogun. Both of those things getting great reviews
Speaker 2: like yeah, doo too too too, don too too done
Speaker 2: too too. In good reviews. There was something about like
Speaker 2: the interesting, like fawning over like Islamic sort of aesthetic
Speaker 2: that's in Dune too. That was people were like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is this is something to keep an eye on.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, well we all do without you know,
Speaker 2: acknowledging it or yeah, purely aesthetic, keeping ship aesthetic. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: no thematic elements. Please, no thematic elements, just like the robes.
Speaker 2: I like you to pastiche without any intellectual content. Think
Speaker 2: you when's do when's Duntu come out? To do too?
Speaker 2: Is coming out in March? I think it's a matter
Speaker 2: of weeks. Okay, no way to know. I can tell
Speaker 2: our guest is actually looking it up. It's tomorrow.
Speaker 1: It's tomorrow, yeah, I think actually yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so it actually doesn't come out.
Speaker 2: It only comes out once or before four years.
Speaker 1: Uh Miles, We're thrilled to be joined in our third
Speaker 1: seat by a very talented writer, stand up comedia podcast
Speaker 1: host of The Bechdel Cast, which takes down the patriarchy
Speaker 1: one movie at a time.
Speaker 2: They also happened to have a master's degree in film
Speaker 2: Ever masters.
Speaker 3: Mention it, but yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of film master? The most anagrammable
Speaker 2: name in the English language, So you know, they might
Speaker 2: be known to you as Latin dancer U t I,
Speaker 2: but to us they will always be nine tit tracking
Speaker 2: AKA for coming on? Are you what? What movie are
Speaker 2: you hyped for this that's about to come out soon?
Speaker 2: Not Dune two, not don Dune two? Uh huh not
Speaker 2: due to others, as they would have done to you.
Speaker 3: I try to watch the first one. I've found it
Speaker 3: a little slow, a little sorry everybody, sorry, not sorry,
Speaker 3: but uh, I mean I'll eventually see both. I think
Speaker 3: I just I think they've re released Dune one in theaters,
Speaker 3: and I think I just need to go and plant
Speaker 3: my ass there and say channel yeah. So I can't
Speaker 3: look at my phone or get up and do something else.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to do that and then maybe I'll
Speaker 3: see Dune too. I don't know, but I'm not that
Speaker 3: high for it. What am I excited for? H what
Speaker 3: has even coming out?
Speaker 2: Have we talked about Wonka yet?
Speaker 3: I feel I think we did.
Speaker 2: Maybe, But you are you are one of the foremost
Speaker 2: Paddington and Paddington two scholars, and Wonka obviously from from
Speaker 2: the mind, from the sick, twisted mind that brought me
Speaker 2: Paddington to comes Wonka. What did you think?
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was good?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I thought, yeah, take that got No, I thought it
Speaker 3: was It needed like at least more like two to
Speaker 3: three more drafts of the script, oh.
Speaker 2: And two to three more adorable Paddington bears.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's put some more Paddington's in there.
Speaker 2: Could have hired someone to do a couple of passes
Speaker 2: on that, maybe some of the master's degree.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, someone who the academic world has put their
Speaker 1: minds together and said this, well, this is a master right.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right, right, So they missed that opportunity. As
Speaker 3: far what am I excited about? What is coming out?
Speaker 3: A Venom movie?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 2: If you have to write brain then there's nothing that
Speaker 2: I think the joker too French words. What did you think,
Speaker 2: Caitlin of the Glasgow, Scotland experience known as Willie's Chocolate
Speaker 2: Fact Experience. Did you see that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Wait? What someone did like a janky bait and switch
Speaker 2: sort of like pop up museum exhibit for like kids
Speaker 2: in Glasgow and it was supposed to Willy Wonka themed
Speaker 2: and it was absolute trash garbage nothing festival with a
Speaker 2: box of literal there's a box of spoons inexplicably like
Speaker 2: on the ground is I guess it was like if
Speaker 2: it was like.
Speaker 3: A firefest was a chocolate exhibition.
Speaker 1: It was like if the characters from tran Spotting tried
Speaker 1: to put on experience.
Speaker 2: It was like kind of the.
Speaker 3: Feeling Yeah, okay, okay, well that would explain the spoons. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because don't you heat it up?
Speaker 1: Heroin spoon they had she nailed to the wall that
Speaker 1: like had a cupcake painted on them and looked like
Speaker 1: they were from like the late eighties. Damn it wasn't
Speaker 1: It wasn't great, And like I guess a lot of
Speaker 1: kids were crying too. But here, wait, let me show
Speaker 1: you some of the pictures because I think it's worth
Speaker 1: showing you what was promised and what was delivered. I
Speaker 1: know we talked about in this last episode, but it's
Speaker 1: I can't stop talking about it.
Speaker 2: Uh. These are the These are the AI images they
Speaker 2: made to sell tickets, right, Okay, Okay, they'll be they'll
Speaker 2: be carchy tons and sweet teas, Okay. And then this
Speaker 2: is what they got.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I would cry to.
Speaker 2: Look at This is a woman in a green wig,
Speaker 2: smoky bar eyes who look like there.
Speaker 3: Well, that's going to tie back to my when we
Speaker 3: get there, my recent internet search.
Speaker 1: It's going to all right, goddamn, all right, Well we
Speaker 1: are going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 1: better and ask you what your Internet search is, et cetera.
Speaker 1: But before we do that, just just a little tease.
Speaker 1: This is what we call them, the industry of teams,
Speaker 1: to tell you what we're gonna be talking about later on.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be talking about this clown Trump, the Orange buffoon,
Speaker 1: this fucking guy.
Speaker 2: Uh, I haven't heard that he got.
Speaker 3: He's in a lot of debt.
Speaker 2: We're actually really worried about him. So we'll talk about that.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about Leap Day being surprisingly controversial. I personally
Speaker 2: think it is a massive missed opportunity for scammers at
Speaker 2: this point. I don't know. We'll have to see what
Speaker 2: scammers do this year, but it feels like they should
Speaker 2: be exploiting this because Leap Day does occupy this magical
Speaker 2: place in our imagination right where we're like, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: leap Day. You can't can't sign a contract on leap Day.
Speaker 2: Oh then that contract gonna be for twenty years, all
Speaker 2: that plenty more. But first, Kaylin Drante, we do like
Speaker 2: to ask our guests, what is something from your search
Speaker 2: history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a series of searches. It's much as one search.
Speaker 3: I was going on an adventure.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're on a journey.
Speaker 3: That's right, I am going to Europe a brag.
Speaker 2: No, I mean truly, like not a fake. You don't
Speaker 2: say that to impress us. You say that to impress
Speaker 2: upon us that you are experiencing a certain level of success.
Speaker 2: And I think that's important. Yes, yes, that's Tony Robbins quote.
Speaker 2: And I don't say that to impress you. I say
Speaker 2: that to impress upon you. And you're like, wow, cool
Speaker 2: shad rhetoric love shipthead rhetoric anyway. So you're doing some
Speaker 2: searches about old Europa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm going on tour, I'm doing some stand
Speaker 3: up comedy and there's also a Bectal cast told so
Speaker 3: everyone should come to those shows. But what I searched
Speaker 3: for was themed bars and or restaurants in the following
Speaker 3: cities Paris, Berlin, Copenhagen and Dublin because I love a
Speaker 3: themed bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I want to go.
Speaker 3: To them and see what they're like.
Speaker 2: Count did you find anything that render any results?
Speaker 3: Not as much as you would think, So I'm really
Speaker 3: hoping for the listeners to come through any recommendations. For example,
Speaker 3: like when I went to Brussels a few years ago,
Speaker 3: there's a Titanic themed restaurant. Wow, that's exactly what I'm
Speaker 3: talking about, right. There was a like eighties movie themed
Speaker 3: bar in Barcelona, but I went to and like all
Speaker 3: the drinks were named after like characters from Terminator or
Speaker 3: Back to the Future in dones and things like that.
Speaker 3: There's also a VHS copy of Titanic just sitting on
Speaker 3: the shelf of the bar. So like this, these are
Speaker 3: the places you would like.
Speaker 2: The Glasgow will chocolate just like this, movie came out
Speaker 2: like close to the eighties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's why it ties back where you know,
Speaker 3: I'm afraid I'll end up in some like because like
Speaker 3: the Titanic themed restaurant in in Brussels, for example, was
Speaker 3: the Charlie Chocolate Factory Willy Wonka Glasgow, Scotland thing where
Speaker 3: it was not very well executed.
Speaker 2: It was all so fun.
Speaker 3: But I love that too, exactly like I and like
Speaker 3: the hokey or the better. I just want like a hokey,
Speaker 3: silly theme anywhere I'm going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I wonder like in Paris, it feels
Speaker 2: like the place is like this is no Disneyland. You
Speaker 2: don't have the Home of Days offensive miles. That's me.
Speaker 2: That's last time I was there, I asked if they
Speaker 2: had a theme bar, and that's what they That's what
Speaker 2: they hit me. But I feel like also as an American,
Speaker 2: you'd go to like a b Strom Pairs like I
Speaker 2: love this like euro themed bar.
Speaker 1: I was gonna recommend clubs in Dublin. They have so
Speaker 1: many good themed bars, just Irish bars.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well that's what kept coming up when it
Speaker 3: was like themed bar in Copenhagen, and it would be
Speaker 3: like here's this Irish themed pub and that's not what
Speaker 3: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: That's the thing that's out of here. Yeah, when you
Speaker 2: go to Europe, there's always a place for like UK
Speaker 2: people to feel comfortable. In whatever country you are, there's
Speaker 2: like always like a pub for expats somewhere, like no
Speaker 2: matter where you are, it's like, yeah, but Dublin the
Speaker 2: one thing.
Speaker 1: So live music at a bar in the US generally
Speaker 1: a bad time. Generally a guy his acoustic guitar and
Speaker 1: a story to tell.
Speaker 2: Highly depending on the city, depends on the city.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dublin is it's like these little you know, a
Speaker 1: lot of fiddles, a lot of like string instruments I
Speaker 1: can't really identify, and they just like get up there
Speaker 1: and kind of jam together and it's it's always a
Speaker 1: good time. I lived there for a semester. Oh what
Speaker 1: had A had a blast every time there was live music.
Speaker 1: I did have a baja blaky good to Berlin. I
Speaker 1: feel like is its own like theme, Like it's just
Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like everything is John Wick
Speaker 1: for themed.
Speaker 2: I'm a producer, bab producer. Bay might yeah you do.
Speaker 1: You should talk to a super producer Bay about Berlin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they will tell you about restaurants and bars that you
Speaker 1: might not be able to get into.
Speaker 2: You you probably will. I would never Bay talks about Berlin.
Speaker 2: It's like you guys, y'all are two square to get
Speaker 2: into this spot. Like I was partying with like a
Speaker 2: prime minister and like a dj on Heroin. I was like,
Speaker 2: what I want to go there? What is some thing, Kaylene?
Speaker 2: You think is underrated?
Speaker 3: I think that massage guns are underrated. I feel like
Speaker 3: people don't talk about them. I just got one. It's
Speaker 3: changing my life.
Speaker 2: Are you you do a lot of like you do
Speaker 2: a CrossFit or something.
Speaker 3: Or yeah, I'm into cross athlete.
Speaker 2: I got to get all that lactic you roll into
Speaker 2: you rolling your phonam rolling.
Speaker 3: I do have a pham roller, Oh wow, but I
Speaker 3: don't use it because it's hard and I don't know
Speaker 3: it hurts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the foam is not as fonmy as I would
Speaker 1: expect for from foam rollers.
Speaker 3: No mean, yeah, it's really cruel to you and you
Speaker 3: have to move your body still, whereas a massage gun
Speaker 3: you just kind of sit there.
Speaker 2: Did you have like a specific problem area that inspired it,
Speaker 2: or like some the way I got into one. I
Speaker 2: don't have one, but I remember I borrow. I kept
Speaker 2: borrowing my friends once they let me use it once,
Speaker 2: a kind of borrows for like three months, three years.
Speaker 2: But yeah, what what was your journey to the to
Speaker 2: the got into one and I one got into you exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I just you know, I not to try to
Speaker 3: impress you or impress upon you again. But yeah, I
Speaker 3: work out okay, but also my body is rapidly aging
Speaker 3: and deteriorating, so it hurts a lot to exercise. So
Speaker 3: my back and my hips and my legs and you know,
Speaker 3: everything just hurts all the time.
Speaker 2: I get. Yeah, well, shout out to massage guns the thing.
Speaker 2: Shout out to everything guns, right, I mean shoguns, Yeah,
Speaker 2: showguns guns, massage guns, just not the regular guns. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: confetti guns, one of those shirt guns, shirt guns. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like the gun.
Speaker 1: I've been having this conversation because like, my children are
Speaker 1: obsessed with military things, and but you know, they are
Speaker 1: not obsessed with people dying. Yeah, they're just really into
Speaker 1: like the army phase army.
Speaker 2: Yeah they're going through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they like the weapons, they like the you know, helicopters,
Speaker 1: but they don't want to kill people. So we're like,
Speaker 1: why don't we just like change it to be like
Speaker 1: water gun fights or like something strategic that we could
Speaker 1: just like get it, you know, get it over with.
Speaker 2: Ye do do a paintball gun?
Speaker 1: Because guns are great except for the fact that they
Speaker 1: kill people. They're but they're real fun. They really they
Speaker 1: look real fun on TV. They look real cool. I
Speaker 1: was obsessed with them when you're trying.
Speaker 2: To reroute, like reroute the the flood to go to
Speaker 2: a different plane and not all in on being like
Speaker 2: what all like what what caliber gun do you have?
Speaker 2: To like you, I don't know if is that possible,
Speaker 2: because like my my mom was the same way because
Speaker 2: like Japan there's no guns at all, and like I
Speaker 2: came home like drawing pictures of guns and ship and
Speaker 2: being like do we have a gun? How come we
Speaker 2: don't have a gun? And my dad always say like, well,
Speaker 2: if you have a gun, you're inviting gun problems into
Speaker 2: the house. And I was like, oh, that's very zen.
Speaker 2: Shout out to you. It's like that's what we got
Speaker 2: this bad. I've used that on my kids. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: But I don't know, like in American culture, I feel
Speaker 2: like it's just unavoidable on some level, like just guns
Speaker 2: are so normal. Yeah. I used it on my kids
Speaker 2: and my kids called it a bitch move. Guns create
Speaker 2: gun problems create Oh dad, that sounds like a bitch move. Wow,
Speaker 2: No you a Marcus? Okay do you sound like a Yeah, Caitlin,
Speaker 2: what is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3: I might have said this before, and I am running
Speaker 3: out of thoughts and opinions, also because my brain along with.
Speaker 2: The rest of Yeah, have you done a massage gun
Speaker 2: on your brain? On your temple?
Speaker 3: Just like like chatter all my teeth and just break them,
Speaker 3: bite my tongue off. You know something I think is
Speaker 3: overrated is soup, just in general soup.
Speaker 2: Someone who's I feel like, two weeks ago, someone came
Speaker 2: in hot soup was overrated? Yeah, and we're talking this
Speaker 2: is pretty Is it filling or not? Yeah? So the
Speaker 2: one person came in I forget who, So that forgive
Speaker 2: me they're overrated was soup because it wasn't filling that
Speaker 2: you would have to drink or eat a lot of
Speaker 2: the soup for it to feel like a meal. Now
Speaker 2: what do you say to that?
Speaker 3: I know I agree because this is soup is my overrate?
Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's hot salty water with some.
Speaker 2: Ship in it.
Speaker 3: Like I don't like Okay, a little.
Speaker 2: Hot salty water with some ship in it. You yeah,
Speaker 2: you mean I'm gonna heat up this whatever. I just
Speaker 2: scoop out of the toilet.
Speaker 3: I just think it's a racket. I don't like broth. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's just I find it to be a frustrating meal
Speaker 3: to eat. I don't think it's filling. I think broth
Speaker 3: is a racket. I do like a tomato bisk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're saying it's underrated over on the over the
Speaker 2: massage gun was underrated, dude. I'm my brain is racket, dude.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you the Massage Gun to the Temple aka
Speaker 2: the Hard Reset. I learned about it on the lad Factory.
Speaker 2: Reset your brain. Yeah, man, you just go, oh my damn,
Speaker 2: what is wrong with me? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had someone who said it was overrated. You
Speaker 1: should fight them. Yeah, my god, sorry, my brain it's well.
Speaker 2: Whoever that was, wasn't it More Birth? Maybe? I think
Speaker 2: it might have been mort Burke. Was it more or
Speaker 2: Joe to Agan? I think it was last week it
Speaker 2: was one of them.
Speaker 3: I have a new best friend because yeah. Anytime my
Speaker 3: friends are like, let's go get some soup, I'm like.
Speaker 1: To what end you're you have specific group of friends,
Speaker 1: though I've never had a friend come. Or maybe you
Speaker 1: just have more friends than me, but I've never had
Speaker 1: a friend suggest we go get soup.
Speaker 2: I've done that. Well, here's the thing. I liked the
Speaker 2: lobster bisk at Hamburger Hamlet in the Valley. I would
Speaker 2: always go there like that was like my fancy meal.
Speaker 2: I remember, like when I was something, do you say
Speaker 2: let's go get Hamburger Hamlet or do you say let's
Speaker 2: go get bisk And they're like what? And I remember
Speaker 2: I it gave me the worst gas. It's like to
Speaker 2: this day, my friends remember we call a Hamburger Hamlet
Speaker 2: when I fart really loud because it was so it
Speaker 2: was so intense. But I haven't had it since to
Speaker 2: be let's take a little trip down to a Biscayne
Speaker 2: Bay exactly. Then you like do a like thing you
Speaker 2: gesture with your hands like you're doing a coke reference. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I really mean, just like, what are you doing
Speaker 2: a line? Now? Yeah? Yeah? How do you then fart
Speaker 2: a bunch? Yeah? Saturday night, get with it. I like
Speaker 2: soup that eats like a meal, you know, like a stew. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I guess I just don't like anything like
Speaker 3: just like a thin chicken or beef bra Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel that. So yeah, when when I'm having soup
Speaker 2: for dinner, there's a part of me that's saying, this isn't.
Speaker 2: This isn't what I signed up for. This isn't. This
Speaker 2: don't count as a meal. This is a drink.
Speaker 3: You gave me drink for meal, hot salty drink, and
Speaker 3: who wants that?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about smoothie for meal? It's a
Speaker 1: rare similar object from me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, meal, It does not make I would say, yeah,
Speaker 2: I need.
Speaker 3: I need solid. I'm not a baby, a baby, rotten,
Speaker 3: apple headed baby, and I want solid, grown up tummy.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I will just yeah, just on principle, I will eat
Speaker 1: like something solid to go with a smoothie.
Speaker 2: Like I just said, this can't my body will not
Speaker 2: accept it. That's a full meal. Anyways. All right, we're
Speaker 2: all dealing with something today. Well, Caitlin, Greg, Greg getting
Speaker 2: to know you better. In that segment, we're gonna take
Speaker 2: a quick break and we'll be right back and we're back.
Speaker 2: You can find me in all that at base platforms
Speaker 2: today he's a he doesn't know what sections check us out,
Speaker 2: Jack Boost Okay, fancy fancy, yeah, fancy. So Caitlin's overrated
Speaker 2: is Trump's debt? Yes as well? Wow, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: love soup. Now.
Speaker 1: Actually today's story is soup and the over rated is
Speaker 1: Donald Trump got debt?
Speaker 2: Oh man, Okay, that's right. I know where we are now,
Speaker 2: we're in the news miles of the news. Is this
Speaker 2: Trump guy? Yeah, you don't have as much money as usually.
Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is, I know when the like
Speaker 2: all these judgments we were passed down and we're like, oh, ship,
Speaker 2: that's a lot of money. You're like, all right, he'll
Speaker 2: figure something out. But like when you kind of dig
Speaker 2: into the amount of money, it's it's pretty mind boggling.
Speaker 2: And obviously, like the main focus for the last few
Speaker 2: weeks been on the primary and whether or not Nikki
Speaker 2: Haley will put a dent in that. Obviously it doesn't
Speaker 2: look that way at all. Look, but his legal bills
Speaker 2: are definitely where it's just sort of time. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've said the sums of money in passing when we've
Speaker 2: talked about these stories. But last week right, his lawyers
Speaker 2: tried to delay the bond payment while he appeals the
Speaker 2: judgment against him in the Egen Carrol defamation case. And
Speaker 2: his lawyers are like, dude, your on her, here's the deal.
Speaker 2: She's even said herself, like she's not pressed for cash.
Speaker 2: And also, Donald Trump is so rich, dude, he shouldn't
Speaker 2: even have to put the money up. That's how rich
Speaker 2: he is. You know he's good for it. The old
Speaker 2: you know he is good for it. They really just
Speaker 2: said they're established, and you know he's good for it.
Speaker 2: The Virginia nineteen sixty three, Sorry, what did you say?
Speaker 2: But like there was They essentially the argument was no
Speaker 2: need to secure the bond because he is already so rich.
Speaker 2: The judge basically said fuck off and denied the motion.
Speaker 2: But like New York's laws, right are make it especially
Speaker 2: hard for Trump to do this, like his usual bullshit
Speaker 2: maneuvers as he tries to appeal. Quote, under New York law,
Speaker 2: if a person wants to appeal a civil case ruling,
Speaker 2: they must first post a bond equal to one hundred
Speaker 2: and ten percent of the judgment. In this case, Trump
Speaker 2: would have to pay ninety one point six three million
Speaker 2: in order to appeal the Carol ruling. This also means
Speaker 2: that like with interest in the civil fraud trial, Trump
Speaker 2: oh would owe over four hundred and sixty four million.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of money. That's for somebody who like
Speaker 2: cashes checks for twenty five cents. Yeah, and obviously, like
Speaker 2: you know his supporters that we talked about the GoFundMe
Speaker 2: right at the time, like it got to maybe like
Speaker 2: six hundred thousand after like the first like two days
Speaker 2: or so, because they were trying to raise the like
Speaker 2: three hundred and fifty five million for the ANU ruling
Speaker 2: against him. Like six hundred thousand on a GoFundMe is
Speaker 2: a lot, Like that's pretty good. Well, hey, by ghost
Speaker 2: on the standards, hold on to your collective butts because
Speaker 2: cuz they're only at about one point two million dollars
Speaker 2: right now, and the momentum has clearly faded over the
Speaker 2: last few days, like they've only been able to cobble
Speaker 2: together like one hundred grand every two and a half
Speaker 2: days or something now. So it's like what does he
Speaker 2: do right his like his formal option, like a normal
Speaker 2: person would maybe go to a bonding company, like would
Speaker 2: be like they would put up the money for him.
Speaker 2: But since he is in trouble already for inflating his
Speaker 2: assets and lying about what he has, it doesn't seem
Speaker 2: like any bonding company with their shit together would get
Speaker 2: like be like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, the guy
Speaker 2: who lies about what he's got, what do you need
Speaker 2: four hundred and sixty four million, Yeah, let's let's take
Speaker 2: a chance on that. And even if he was able
Speaker 2: to like cobble it all this money together, like at
Speaker 2: the peak of his powers in twenty twenty, the most
Speaker 2: he raised in a month from supporters was one hundred
Speaker 2: and seventy million, which I'm like saying, that's all he raised,
Speaker 2: but that's startling.
Speaker 1: That was right after the electual was under attack from
Speaker 1: the Big Why and the Big Steal, So I mean
Speaker 1: that was I think they think he cleaned him out.
Speaker 1: They were given all they could at that point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he was like apparently like if you look
Speaker 2: at the like the money right now, he would need
Speaker 2: to three x that shit to be able to get
Speaker 2: through this, because you know, there's like a thirty day
Speaker 2: period in which he has to pay this money. The
Speaker 2: mainstream media, from everything I'm reading, the the sort of
Speaker 2: position they're taking is like, hey, it's looking pretty bad.
Speaker 2: Look like this is this might be it for him financially,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't know what does that mean will
Speaker 2: to affect his ability to run for president? Or I
Speaker 2: mean on some level, right, because they say he's got
Speaker 2: like a few hundred million potentially in cash, but a
Speaker 2: lot of his businesses require cash to run. So it's
Speaker 2: like if you if you vaporize all that liquidity, then
Speaker 2: like they're just going to create a domino effect for
Speaker 2: all these other businesses. So does he have to sell
Speaker 2: a ton of shit? What is going to happen? I'd like,
Speaker 2: and we've already seen that, like the RNC. Also, it's
Speaker 2: not like a foregone conclusion that they're gonna pay his
Speaker 2: legal bills. And plus they only have eight million dollars
Speaker 2: in the bank, so that ain't doing much. So I
Speaker 2: don't know all the legal ins and outs. I don't
Speaker 2: know if like some coke funded Coke Brothers network comes
Speaker 2: through to put the money up, but like that doesn't
Speaker 2: seem like that's money well spent at all, right, Or
Speaker 2: like Mohammed ben Salman, through like intermediaries, buys some property
Speaker 2: for like an inflated price to give him the cash.
Speaker 2: That seems likely. That feels like the only way in
Speaker 2: my mind. But again I don't know like how it's
Speaker 2: being monitored, where the money comes from, and then if
Speaker 2: that creates more scrutiny on a business whatever. But that's it.
Speaker 2: That's sort of just like I feel like we can
Speaker 2: add this to the list of things that were like
Speaker 2: really bad in his first term and would be like
Speaker 2: way worse in the second term.
Speaker 1: Like obviously there's all the stuff that's like bad on purpose,
Speaker 1: like as part of his plan, like he's going to
Speaker 1: try and institute a dictatorship and you know, just bring
Speaker 1: them full fascism and like won't give a fuck what
Speaker 1: the mainstream media says. All that stuff is gonna be
Speaker 1: way worse. But there's also like.
Speaker 2: Him being like really and like hurting for money. And
Speaker 2: you know, we saw during the first administration that he
Speaker 2: was open to influence from countries spending money at his hotels,
Speaker 2: and Kushner like had all sorts of shady dealings with
Speaker 2: you know, Saudi Arabia. Like it's it just feels like.
Speaker 1: This will be comically just people being able to purchase
Speaker 1: influence at a level that I don't know. It is
Speaker 1: like we'll make a mockery of the US in a
Speaker 1: way that I don't think people are fully prepared for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I don't know. I guess maybe the Trump
Speaker 2: it's just like it's just weird because we're so used
Speaker 2: to being like, he's gonna fuck some some fucking weirdo
Speaker 2: with a billion dollars is gonna step in. But oh,
Speaker 2: that's it feels likely because someone's like, look, it's a
Speaker 2: good investment. I guess that doesn't necessarily mean he becomes president.
Speaker 2: You're just helping him out of like this sort of
Speaker 2: civil judgment quagmire that he's in. But again, I don't know.
Speaker 2: We just don't know. And it's like that's what's so frustrating,
Speaker 2: is that, like any other time, you're like, oh, you're fucked,
Speaker 2: goodbye Trump Tower, that's a wrap for you. But so
Speaker 2: many people are interested in him being president outside of
Speaker 2: the United States for their own autocratic games or their
Speaker 2: own selfish aims that like, you can see what the
Speaker 2: appeal is, but then do they think that's enough to
Speaker 2: get his loyalty? I don't know. I don't know, man, Kaylen,
Speaker 2: are you saying a weirdo with a billion dollars is
Speaker 2: your long term financial plan? Yeah yeah yeah, stepping in.
Speaker 3: Well, I hope that one day becomes me.
Speaker 2: And you step into bailaut Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's exactly what would happen, Jake.
Speaker 2: No I ralling weirdo with a billion dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I forgot that he had those hotels and Trump Tower
Speaker 3: and all that, because I was like, what are even
Speaker 3: his businesses these days? Like does he still have that
Speaker 3: like steak business?
Speaker 2: Oh Trump steaks, so mathing of those businesses or him
Speaker 2: just licensing his name so it's not like he could
Speaker 2: just sell all the buildings with his name on it.
Speaker 2: He just like licenses his name to like and then
Speaker 2: gets a fee and gets a fee. Yeah yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean but there are he does have all those Trump
Speaker 2: properties though, that that would potentially help. But again yeah,
Speaker 2: that's I mean that That's the wild thing too, is
Speaker 2: even if all this money goes into it like that,
Speaker 2: that really has the potential just hurt all the down
Speaker 2: ballot Republican candidates, to which I say, great, yeah, yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: leave them with with Hoover flags uh in their pockets.
Speaker 2: You guys remember that term? Oh yeah, pockets. Those Hoover
Speaker 2: flex the depression. That was good marketing by whoever was
Speaker 2: running against Hoover. Yeah, I mean being a dictator, just
Speaker 2: like an open authoritarian dictator is good for business. You know.
Speaker 2: Putin is secretly like the richest person in the world.
Speaker 2: So there's all. That's another like way that the stakes
Speaker 2: of this election for him are just so high that
Speaker 2: like I feel like he's gonna be willing to do
Speaker 2: whatever it takes to Oh, this news just came in,
Speaker 2: it said. Donald Trump. Lawyers told a New York appellate
Speaker 2: court Wednesday that he's prepared to post one hundred million
Speaker 2: dollars bond to help the collection of his staggering civil
Speaker 2: fraud penalty, arguing that provisions of the verdict make it
Speaker 2: impossible for the former president to secure a bond for
Speaker 2: the full amount. The Oh my god, you're being so unfair.
Speaker 3: Lie.
Speaker 2: Basically admitted to fraud and now I have to pay
Speaker 2: this is like ridiculous, dude, here's like a fraction of
Speaker 2: it serious, right now? What the fuck? So we'll see. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a judge hasn't ruled on that yet, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's probably going to be a no
Speaker 2: for me dog from Arthur and gron Yeah, he does
Speaker 2: not seem to be that open to Trump's various Trump wreaths. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, let's take a quick break and then we'll
Speaker 2: come back and we'll talk. Leap Day.
Speaker 1: It's happening, folks, It's really happening, and we're back. We're
Speaker 1: back and all that based platforms.
Speaker 2: As half.
Speaker 3: Me a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is where we get to know Caitlin
Speaker 2: a little bit better. I see you, laden dancer. D
Speaker 2: are you just drunk? Now? Maybe? Is it leap Day? Oh?
Speaker 2: That's what it probably is, leap Day.
Speaker 3: Leap day when it's a full moon, but it's compounded
Speaker 3: by like four years working you four years, or it's
Speaker 3: like when it's a full moon and you wake up
Speaker 3: and start drinking right away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh so, of course, leap Day that special
Speaker 1: time when literally anything you do, including murder, is legal
Speaker 1: for twenty hours. Yeah, twenty four hours. Oh sorry, that's
Speaker 1: the purge. Leap Day is nothing. Oh, it isn't a holiday.
Speaker 1: And the biggest event happening this year seems to be
Speaker 1: freak wuacamole at Chipotle.
Speaker 2: That's kind of a big deal to be honest, that's
Speaker 2: a big deal. I mean, it's cute. They circle it.
Speaker 2: It's an extra day and free extra guacamole. I mean
Speaker 2: guacamole at Chipole. Was sort of like when I realized
Speaker 2: I was maybe going to enter the middle class, when
Speaker 2: I could consistent be like, yeah, you know what, why
Speaker 2: don't we get a couple of guak on the side
Speaker 2: with that? A couple of guag. I have a friend
Speaker 2: who works in an industry. It is like I do.
Speaker 1: He's Canadian, so you don't know, okay, But he was
Speaker 1: telling me that he was like frantically trying to get
Speaker 1: a deal done yesterday because his boss had told him
Speaker 1: that you can't sign a contract on leap day because
Speaker 1: then it's like, like, I don't know, because then it
Speaker 1: would be for four years or some shit like ye
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And then the boss was ultimately like, guys,
Speaker 1: my badge turns out that is incorrect.
Speaker 3: But that's that's like why two came mentality exactly.
Speaker 1: It is totally why two K mentality. But there is
Speaker 1: just like a magic to this day in people's minds.
Speaker 1: Then I feel like scammers should really not be failing
Speaker 1: to exploit, Like I feel like most people would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: if I give you my bank account today, you get
Speaker 1: me like four times the money. Because it's Leap Day.
Speaker 2: The bank actually if you take out a bunch of
Speaker 2: money and put it in a shoebox, the bank actually
Speaker 2: can't charge you interest actually for another four years because
Speaker 2: it's Leap Day. You do need to give me that
Speaker 2: shoebox full take loans out today.
Speaker 3: That's how Trump is gonna get.
Speaker 2: I know. Could you imagine he's like on Leap Day.
Speaker 2: So that's times four. That's four hundred a day named
Speaker 2: for the one thing that I can't physically do. Leap
Speaker 2: can barely stand up because he's old. There, So have
Speaker 2: you seen this? Have you heard this?
Speaker 1: There three hundred and sixty five days of the year. Okay,
Speaker 1: but it takes the Earth three hundred and sixty five
Speaker 1: point two four two nine days to orbit the Sun.
Speaker 1: So Leap Day kind of keeps us more in sync
Speaker 1: with the Sun essentially, but it's I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it would fuck us up over a
Speaker 2: longer period, like after decades. Well, so here's what you
Speaker 2: didn't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, they actually so it's actually approximately eleven minutes off.
Speaker 1: So the Gregorian calendar did some confusing maths to fix this,
Speaker 1: and it is centennial years, which aren't divisible by four
Speaker 1: hundred keep a regular three hundred and sixty five day cycle.
Speaker 1: So the year two thousand had three hundred and six like,
Speaker 1: had a leap year. But the year I think we
Speaker 1: all remember, the year nineteen hundred, couldn't forget, did not
Speaker 1: have a leap day.
Speaker 3: So because it's not divisible by four hundred.
Speaker 2: Wait exactly, yeah, if it's I'm centennial years non not
Speaker 2: divisible by four hundred. Yeah, you can find on all
Speaker 2: that app based platform miles of gray four hundred. Wait,
Speaker 2: I don't understand that. Oh so it's basically okay because
Speaker 2: it's eleven minutes rather than a quarter of a day. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's there's just.
Speaker 1: One year like every four hundred that doesn't that would
Speaker 1: normally be a leap day. That is not so I
Speaker 1: think I think that counts for twenty one hundred will
Speaker 1: not be a leap day.
Speaker 2: Sucks for that sucks for you guys.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I plan on being one hundred and sixteen. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think we can do it. You know, what's that
Speaker 2: look like things are getting only things are only getting
Speaker 2: better and better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thinks are pretty good right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you know anyone whose birthday is a leap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, I know like friends of friends, don't. I
Speaker 2: don't know anyone personally, Miles. You know someone they're turning
Speaker 2: ten years old today, Do they like turn off forty?
Speaker 2: Do they go big? No? I remember we talked about this.
Speaker 2: I think that they're gonna have like a kid's birthday
Speaker 2: party because they're only ten years old. That's yeah. There's
Speaker 2: someone I used to work with who in a group,
Speaker 2: you know how, like you kind of have like those
Speaker 2: ex coworkers that you have like a group thread with
Speaker 2: every now and then. I don't know how many how
Speaker 2: many of y'all keep in touch with ex coworkers like that,
Speaker 2: But there's one that goes dorm like, stays dormant for
Speaker 2: maybe two months at a time, and then some interesting
Speaker 2: factoid comes out, and this one was it's a tenth
Speaker 2: birthday for a leap year, and we're like, oh, okay, cool,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna put this out there for people who
Speaker 2: don't have personalities, this is a great lie to make
Speaker 2: up about yourself. Oh yeah, feel like yeah, I'm born
Speaker 2: on leap day. And that's the memorable thing about me
Speaker 2: that will you.
Speaker 3: Know what I would do, what I'd be like, show
Speaker 3: me your I don't believe you.
Speaker 2: God damn it.
Speaker 1: And you're the rig fuck the reason that those of
Speaker 1: us with bad personalities can never get away with this ship.
Speaker 2: This is why I'm red pilled, because I thought, with
Speaker 2: this one simple trick, I'd have a great opener at
Speaker 2: a bar honestly singles that zeigang uh, just just go
Speaker 2: out there, go say today's your birthday and just see
Speaker 2: what that what happens? Yeah, everyone is gonna ask for
Speaker 2: an ID, but then do you I didn't. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to ask about that. I mean, yeah, if that's
Speaker 2: your legal birthday, then I would be like, no, sorry,
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to say it's the twenty eighth.
Speaker 1: Is there a market out there for fake IDs for
Speaker 1: like adults forty year old buying a fake idea?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're for unsavory criminal characters. But yeah, there is
Speaker 2: a market for fake ideas for adults. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 2: there is. Yeah, it's not like what you say. Yeah
Speaker 2: we used to in LA. We don't. We just have
Speaker 2: to go to MacArthur Park and there was always somebody
Speaker 2: out there who was Hawk and IDs back in the day.
Speaker 1: But anyway, MacArthur Park, that place is like a you
Speaker 1: feel like you're in a movie whenever MacArthur Park.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, and not one of the good ones. Yeah,
Speaker 2: or depending. I don't know, if you like dark futuristic thrillers, yeah,
Speaker 2: about crime, yeah, but yeah, I mean so, landing in
Speaker 2: February was pretty much arbitrary. The Romans considered it an
Speaker 2: unlucky month, and because it only had twenty eight days,
Speaker 2: they just shoved it into February. But there's this quote
Speaker 2: from this that I'm trying to make from this NPR
Speaker 2: article about this. I'm trying to make sense that they.
Speaker 1: Said, because February only had twenty eight days to begin with,
Speaker 1: they just shoved it into February.
Speaker 2: The leap day used to be on the twenty fourth. Hey,
Speaker 2: what could that possibly mean?
Speaker 3: What could that mean? The twenty fourth of what?
Speaker 1: So did they just do the twenty fourth twice or
Speaker 1: oh but then because otherwise, like you still have the
Speaker 1: twenty ninth, but you have to be like, but actually
Speaker 1: the twenty fourth was the leap day. The twenty ninth
Speaker 1: is not the Leap Day, the twenty fourth is the one,
Speaker 1: or like on other months other years, do you just
Speaker 1: not have the twenty fourth you just skip the day
Speaker 1: the twenty fourth day. It's just like really really bad
Speaker 1: writing by NPR. Fuck MPR as I always say.
Speaker 3: What I think they should do is no more February
Speaker 3: twenty ninth. Let's have like May thirty second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. So that is actually a movement that
Speaker 2: is being put together, So it's kind of funny. A
Speaker 2: uk Man started in an online petition to put Leap
Speaker 2: Day in June, because who the hell wants more February
Speaker 2: Chris Snowden forty seven, First the idea, does, what's up?
Speaker 3: Sorry, punksatani Phil wants more February?
Speaker 1: That's right, yeah, and only pugsatani Phil and Jesus keep
Speaker 1: letting that guy get his way.
Speaker 2: But he had he had these two ideas right next
Speaker 2: to each other. First, he had the idea when he
Speaker 2: when he realized Leap Day being on February twenty ninth
Speaker 2: is arbitrary. Right then he said, but the date has
Speaker 2: to be in June, since July and August don't both
Speaker 2: have thirty one days.
Speaker 1: But like he's so he gets that it's totally arbitrary
Speaker 1: what day is on. But he's also like, we need
Speaker 1: an extra day in June because June has good weather,
Speaker 1: as though putting an extra day in June like just
Speaker 1: takes one day out of February weather, and like puts
Speaker 1: an extra day of June weather, like the just adds
Speaker 1: to the number of good weather days.
Speaker 2: Go. Also for the two K logic, Yeah, also really
Speaker 2: strong white two K logic. Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: I do think probably from a mental like just a
Speaker 1: mental perspective, I would appreciate an extra day of June.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well because it just like, oh, yeah, summer because
Speaker 2: we're stupid. We're like, dude, that means more summer. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's our arbitrary also, and you probably you're not going
Speaker 2: to like think back and be like, man, I'm so
Speaker 2: glad we had that extra day in June. But I
Speaker 2: think to Kalin's but I think it's funnier to have
Speaker 2: a new kind of day. We've never said like there
Speaker 2: is no thirty second Yeah, so let's fuck it.
Speaker 3: That's a movie. I'm gonna write.
Speaker 2: Thirty seconds to Mars, Yeah, May thirty seconds to more Mars, Yeah,
Speaker 2: starring Jared leto yeah or not, but hey, look we
Speaker 2: can try that. Yeah, that's the sequel to May thirty
Speaker 2: second May thirty second seconds to Mars. Yeah, like like
Speaker 2: Alien Aliens May.
Speaker 3: And twister twisters, Oh twisters, oh twisters?
Speaker 1: Yeahs yes, what if there were multiple twisters? Oh there
Speaker 1: were in the first movie? Well shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so, I mean another reason to put it
Speaker 1: in the summer is that we are not getting paid
Speaker 1: if you're if you're salaried, you're essentially working an extra
Speaker 1: day for free while employers collectively, so overall this saves
Speaker 1: employers billions of dollars billions, and it loses people money,
Speaker 1: Like can I can I can we sue to get
Speaker 1: like I feel like we should be able to write?
Speaker 2: Isn't that bullshit?
Speaker 3: On some level, they're generating revenue on that extra day
Speaker 3: but not paying ye labor, extra penny, extra labor.
Speaker 2: Oh oh iHeart, somebody got smarter coming for that. Where's
Speaker 2: my twenty ninth money? That's right? Or I'd be like
Speaker 2: all right, or just give me an extra day of May, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, or just like give us off on leap day,
Speaker 2: like the day should be a day when all all
Speaker 2: bets are off, including like work, like an international day
Speaker 2: of rest. Like it's like yo, bro, you know, like
Speaker 2: just you don't have to do nothing just because it's
Speaker 2: the twenty ninth. If nobody getting paid, nobody got to work.
Speaker 2: Real strike, you know when on do a general strike? Well,
Speaker 2: what that is coming twenty isn't that when the twenty
Speaker 2: twenty eight? Isn't that when they're looking at it the
Speaker 2: general strike? Yeah? Or is that twenty twenty six? I
Speaker 2: think it is twenty twenty eight because yeah, May man mate,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, exactly May twenty twenty eight, because that's
Speaker 2: when a lot of different union contracts are up there.
Speaker 2: We go, yeah, so that could be damn man, hey,
Speaker 2: thirty second twenty twenty eight, it's happening. Oh man, shut
Speaker 2: it down. We are the organizers of this. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, there there's all sorts of like boring people with
Speaker 1: big ideas about how to like reform the calendar. There's
Speaker 1: one that's like, okay, so hear me out. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do a four quarter thirty thirty thirty one pattern then
Speaker 1: a leap week at the end of December every five
Speaker 1: or six years. And it's like that sounds like a
Speaker 1: fucking nightmare, man like that.
Speaker 2: So you left you a four quarter thirty thirty thirty
Speaker 2: one pattern? Is that?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, so you're gonna do hair loss, You're gonna
Speaker 1: do a thirty January, thirty in February, thirty one in March,
Speaker 1: moving on thirty in April, thirty in May, thirty one
Speaker 1: in June, and then you just carry all those days
Speaker 1: into a leap week at the end of December.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm kind of all for like weird calendar,
Speaker 2: Like a leap week would be fun, Like at the
Speaker 2: end of December every five or six, like then you
Speaker 2: would have like it's December thirty eighth, you know, and
Speaker 2: that would probably that you be able to like stick
Speaker 2: that into like some sort of time off or something.
Speaker 3: But well, now I'm thinking of why stop at leap week.
Speaker 3: Leap year could literally mean oh year to fuck uy,
Speaker 3: So what would that be? Three hundred and sixty five
Speaker 3: days times four, But it's that many years. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: for every twelve hundred years there's an extra year.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that maths is right, and I
Speaker 3: don't know how I came.
Speaker 2: Up, but I liked but yeah, but it would be
Speaker 2: something like that where you would have a if you
Speaker 2: banked up a whole day, a year's worth of eleap days,
Speaker 2: but then fuck the whole fucking because then at that point,
Speaker 2: wouldn't we be so far off from where we are
Speaker 2: in relation to the sun, or like June would feel
Speaker 2: like fucking December. Yeah, we're like, yeah, we might need
Speaker 2: to go back, we might need to fucking be set.
Speaker 1: But we're already getting that from climate change, so you know,
Speaker 1: damn yeah, damn all right, but I guess like timekeeping
Speaker 1: is constantly being tinkered with. In twenty twenty two, governments
Speaker 1: voted to scrap leap seconds, which adds seconds to the
Speaker 1: clock to keep in sync with Earth's rotation, which was
Speaker 1: causing big problems for tech companies. So that they're good
Speaker 1: getting rid of leap seconds, which nobody was aware even
Speaker 1: existed exist. They'll be getting rid of those in twenty
Speaker 1: thirty five. But then that like pissed off the UK
Speaker 1: and Russia, whose satellites are all based around that leap
Speaker 1: second system. But yeah, we've had leap seconds since nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy two, so it's all very confusing. Maybe we just
Speaker 1: keep the calendar the way it is, but compensate people
Speaker 1: for working an extra day with a form of payment
Speaker 1: that isn't guacamole. That's well speak. I'll take purpose. I'll
Speaker 1: take guacamole and payment for the extra day.
Speaker 2: Let's not let's not try and get more in the world,
Speaker 2: you know, That's what I said. I'll just be happy
Speaker 2: for the guacamole. Yes, have you tasted their chips? They
Speaker 2: have little squirts of lime. The company sent us these
Speaker 2: little stress balls too. Those are the salt sticks to
Speaker 2: the line. I really do fuck with Chipotle's chips. Every
Speaker 2: once in a while, you get one that's so good, solimy,
Speaker 2: so limy, so salty because the lime, the salt does
Speaker 2: stick to the line. As I know, as mentioned as
Speaker 2: you as you FaceTime me every time. Look, look, look
Speaker 2: this one. This one. No, that was I can't tell
Speaker 2: just by looking at this. No, fuck, another bad one?
Speaker 2: What the fuck like?
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm bathing my kid, Dude. I gotta go, Caitlin Dorante,
Speaker 1: What a pleasure of having you. Yeah, daily Zeitgeist as always. Wait,
Speaker 1: did you say you had a theory on Rebecca Ferguson? No,
Speaker 1: that was no, Okay, then we won't get to that story.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, the first thing I'd like to plug is something
Speaker 3: I already foreshadowed using my amazing storytelling skills, which is
Speaker 3: the tour that I'm doing. I'm doing stand up shows
Speaker 3: in Paris for Lynn Dublin. I have a birthday show
Speaker 3: that I'm doing in Dublin. The tickets aren't on sale yet,
Speaker 3: but I'll post all these things on my website Kaitlyndoronte
Speaker 3: dot com. I'm also trying to figure out how to
Speaker 3: do shows in Copenhagen. Can't really figure that out. We'll see.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll just end up going to an Irish themed
Speaker 3: bar and that'll be my big event.
Speaker 1: And if you need anyone to open for you, who
Speaker 1: can do amazing versions of all the voices of the
Speaker 1: various places you're going, like I was just doing.
Speaker 3: Oh well please, you're you're invited, you're my openers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you need to do a French guy voice
Speaker 2: a man, all.
Speaker 3: Right, miles, you're coming to way.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My website Kaitlindoronte dot com slash shows will have uh
Speaker 3: the information there. And then Jamie and I are doing
Speaker 3: a Bechdel Cast tour in the UK later in May,
Speaker 3: and it's the Shrek Tannic Tour. What what do you
Speaker 3: mean by that, Caitlin, Well, it's some of the shows.
Speaker 3: We're doing Titanic and some were doing Shrenk.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, and people won't know. Are you going to
Speaker 2: like get up at the beginning and like spin a wheel?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: That would be amazing? But no, people will know in
Speaker 3: advance which show they're getting.
Speaker 1: Incredible, Yes, that sounds amazing. Is there a work of
Speaker 1: media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. The only thing that I've been doing
Speaker 3: lately or like engaging with is I'm replaying Zelda Tears
Speaker 3: of the Kingdom.
Speaker 2: Wow. So you are in touch with the zeitgeist because
Speaker 2: we are getting a lot of Zelda Tiers of the Kingdom.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, messaging?
Speaker 3: Oh good, Well, I'm replaying it. I beat it a
Speaker 3: few months ago and then I'm sad, so I was like,
Speaker 3: what can I do to distract me from my sadness?
Speaker 3: And it's Tears of the Kingdom.
Speaker 2: It's it seems to be our this generation's antidepressant for sure. Yeah, amazing. Miles.
Speaker 2: Where can people find you? Is there a working media
Speaker 2: you can't find? Meat? Talking. So Donald Trump is in
Speaker 2: a lot of debt, and it looks like one interest
Speaker 2: in the civil fraud case. Well hold on, we're gonna
Speaker 2: get to the soup in a second. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 2: this is why I think it's overrated, because I think
Speaker 2: you can get out of it, you know what I mean? So,
Speaker 2: what what use does it make? All right? Jack? Back
Speaker 2: to you. Find me on all the AT based platforms.
Speaker 2: At miles of gray, five miles an eye. No, no,
Speaker 2: I've done it. Find Jack and I in our basketball podcast.
Speaker 2: Miles and Jack got mad boosties. Yeah, fine, miles and
Speaker 2: no no identity together fiance for twenty day fiance. I
Speaker 2: could care less about my brain struggling. And yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna definitely doing a factory reset after this. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do two to each temple. Let's see. Uh, this
Speaker 2: is a tweet. I like, it's a quote tweet, but
Speaker 2: from I think you should leave underscore mes. Uh. The
Speaker 2: Associated Press Chrysler recalling more than three hundred and thirty
Speaker 2: thousand Jeep Grand Cherokees due to steering wheel issues. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you already know this is going. He tried to
Speaker 2: Warner great steering wheel that goes in with out of
Speaker 2: the wind, don't want I thriving that he's a good idea.
Speaker 2: So there it is just love one. Somehow this show
Speaker 2: can presades things and even the most absurd ways. So yeah,
Speaker 2: that's me.
Speaker 1: Let's see a tweet I've been enjoying at Julia Claire
Speaker 1: at oh Julia tweets tweeted this meeting could have been
Speaker 1: an email? Okay, but what about this limited series could
Speaker 1: have been a two hour movie. I just want to like,
Speaker 1: there are so many of those that I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: this would be like it has a whole like vibe
Speaker 1: to it. It's like could like it has like two
Speaker 1: and a half episodes of like a great.
Speaker 2: Storyline in there, right, but it just movies. Try them out.
Speaker 2: See what you might accidentally make a classic that people
Speaker 2: watch for years instead of like stretch out a movie
Speaker 2: or a TV show that people don't even realize exists. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: and you know, like a lot of that happens too
Speaker 2: at the studio level. It's like someone's like, yeah, this
Speaker 2: is like if I'm like no, no, no, what if
Speaker 2: you can make it like a ten part series and
Speaker 2: you're like what, like, well, we'll buy that and They're like, fuck, dude, fine,
Speaker 2: I guess no. It just came from a meeting where
Speaker 2: they asked for a series. So that's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: This is Yeah. The bitchiest thing I've ever tweeted was
Speaker 3: something like me at a wedding and then this could
Speaker 3: have been an emails so true?
Speaker 2: Do you not think I was gonna believe that you
Speaker 2: got married? What is that ship? Here? Also the food?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
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Speaker 1: we post our episodes and our footnotes where we link
Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
Speaker 1: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy.
Speaker 2: Myles, what is the song that you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2: Probably will enjoy this track because I enjoy this track
Speaker 2: a lot. I enjoy this band from Australia, Like most dude,
Speaker 2: all the good bands are coming frout of them out
Speaker 2: of OZ these days. This is Glass Beams and this
Speaker 2: track is called Mahal m A H A L. They're
Speaker 2: like like if you like Crumbin, you're gonna like them.
Speaker 2: They're just they don't really there there's no singing though.
Speaker 2: It's like there's like light little vocal like in the background.
Speaker 2: But dude, there are three piece and they're so fucking
Speaker 2: groovy and they're just dull. Yeah. Anyway, this is Mahal
Speaker 2: last Beams. Got that Dune too aesthetic. I don't know
Speaker 2: how to describe. That's something that feels like something like
Speaker 2: a I'd vote Obama third term, Yeah kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Dune two aesthetic and I would have voted for Obama
Speaker 2: a term. Are you talking about this this historical mosque?
Speaker 2: Is that what that is? It felt like something like.
Speaker 1: Very Dune like, got like Dune two ish vibes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you won't even say it has Dune one vibe.
Speaker 2: It couldn't be seen done two. All right. Well, The
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