WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Haunted House Hero 0:00:00.150 --> 0:00:01.050 It's on. 0:00:01.110 --> 0:00:04.949 Halloween week has begun here with Brooke and Jeffrey. And 0:00:05.130 --> 0:00:07.210 we've got a couple that met at a haunted house. 0:00:08.030 --> 0:00:09.870 That is your brand new episode today. That's all I'm 0:00:09.890 --> 0:00:11.780 going to give you. You're going to love it. I'm 0:00:11.810 --> 0:00:13.580 just so excited for this week. It's a big one 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:16.040 for our show. So please make sure if you haven't already, 0:00:16.100 --> 0:00:18.380 follow all of our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey. 0:00:18.579 --> 0:00:22.210 Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube. Be there, because we've got lots 0:00:22.250 --> 0:00:26.960 of fun ahead. And comments. Yeah, Riker Witt said, love 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:29.500 the show. Been watching daily for the last couple years. 0:00:29.580 --> 0:00:30.000 Oh, cool. 0:00:30.060 --> 0:00:32.220 I'm a pest control technician, and you guys help me 0:00:32.260 --> 0:00:33.760 get through the day while I'm stuck in attics or 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:34.580 crawl spaces. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:35.560 Ooh. 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:37.900 I read it. I was like, oh, this is Halloween themed. 0:00:37.940 --> 0:00:39.680 It's not. But, you know, it's spooky enough to me 0:00:39.700 --> 0:00:42.659 that it kind of is themed. It is spooky. All right. Hey, well, 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:45.559 you know, keep it spider free today, my man. Yeah. 0:00:45.580 --> 0:00:47.040 And here we go, your new episode. 0:00:47.220 --> 0:00:48.640 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:00:48.780 --> 0:00:50.080 Second date update. 0:00:51.390 --> 0:00:52.490 It's Halloween week. 0:00:52.729 --> 0:00:54.360 It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:00:54.380 --> 0:00:58.460 And we've gotten a flood of emails and voice messages 0:00:58.500 --> 0:01:00.760 from people who partied over the weekend. 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:04.080 We've been sorting through them all morning. 0:01:04.140 --> 0:01:07.160 And I know some people think pumpkin patches are a 0:01:07.220 --> 0:01:11.210 hot spot for romance. Others think they can find drunken 0:01:11.290 --> 0:01:13.050 love at a Halloween costume party. 0:01:13.170 --> 0:01:14.070 Yeah. 0:01:14.130 --> 0:01:16.250 Just making out with the Energizer bunny. 0:01:16.870 --> 0:01:18.850 But we rarely hear about. 0:01:18.690 --> 0:01:21.929 Love connections that happen inside of a haunted house. 0:01:22.230 --> 0:01:22.430 Ooh. 0:01:23.050 --> 0:01:23.869 Inside? 0:01:23.930 --> 0:01:25.910 Tell me it's a zombie and the chainsaw guy fell 0:01:25.950 --> 0:01:26.250 in love. 0:01:26.270 --> 0:01:26.550 What? 0:01:26.770 --> 0:01:27.550 It could be. 0:01:27.610 --> 0:01:29.569 That could never even be possible, Jeff. 0:01:29.790 --> 0:01:32.509 Apparently that's what happened with one of our listeners, Nathan, 0:01:32.550 --> 0:01:33.850 who reached out for help today. 0:01:34.310 --> 0:01:36.170 So let's talk to him about it. Nathan, welcome to 0:01:36.190 --> 0:01:36.730 the show, man. 0:01:37.190 --> 0:01:39.290 Hey, guys. Thanks for having me on. Oh. 0:01:39.350 --> 0:01:41.910 Hey. I can't. Would you work at the haunted house 0:01:42.030 --> 0:01:42.950 or were you visiting? 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:45.360 No, I actually work there. Okay. 0:01:45.420 --> 0:01:47.080 Oh, okay. 0:01:47.140 --> 0:01:49.040 I thought you just turned a corner and it was. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:49.600 Like, boom! 0:01:49.660 --> 0:01:51.840 And you're like, oh, your eyes. Yeah. 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:53.580 Maybe that's exactly how it happened. 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:55.100 Sometimes love hits you that way, Jose. 0:01:55.140 --> 0:01:55.880 No, it doesn't. 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:57.300 Sometimes it's a jump scare. 0:01:58.060 --> 0:02:00.240 I do a lot of different jobs there, but that 0:02:00.300 --> 0:02:02.220 night I was the emergency exit guy. 0:02:02.780 --> 0:02:03.809 Oh, you're the serious guy. 0:02:03.820 --> 0:02:07.380 Oh, you're looking for people like having panic attacks and 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:07.720 need to leave. 0:02:07.740 --> 0:02:08.970 And then they're so happy to see you. 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:09.580 You're the hero. 0:02:09.620 --> 0:02:11.320 Yeah. 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:14.840 Exactly. I'm not a buzzkill. I'm a hero. So last 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.760 Saturday night, there was this group of, I don't know, 0:02:17.780 --> 0:02:20.120 like five or six people going through and just, you know, 0:02:20.139 --> 0:02:21.710 like I have this step ladder so that I can 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:24.870 see people like from above. They can't really see me. Creepy. 0:02:25.250 --> 0:02:27.430 I didn't realize that we're actually being watched as we 0:02:27.470 --> 0:02:27.970 go through it. 0:02:28.430 --> 0:02:30.230 Well, it's for safety. I'm there, a real person. 0:02:30.330 --> 0:02:31.030 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:02:31.070 --> 0:02:33.170 But it's, like, not actually that easy to see people 0:02:33.270 --> 0:02:34.870 in the dark, like, because they actually, like, make out 0:02:34.889 --> 0:02:36.910 what they look like, right? But so I could see 0:02:36.930 --> 0:02:38.980 that one of the girls in this group of, like, 0:02:39.020 --> 0:02:44.339 five or six people was totally freaked out. Oh, no. Yeah, like, 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:46.380 much more than normal. Like, not, like, regular scared. 0:02:46.419 --> 0:02:46.960 Like, crying. 0:02:47.020 --> 0:02:47.220 Yeah. 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:48.160 Not having fun. 0:02:48.340 --> 0:02:48.980 Was she crying? 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:49.160 Yeah. 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:51.380 Yeah, I think she was a little bit. I couldn't 0:02:51.460 --> 0:02:53.089 really see, but it sounded like she was. It didn't 0:02:53.110 --> 0:02:54.030 seem like she was having fun. 0:02:54.310 --> 0:02:54.670 Okay. 0:02:54.750 --> 0:02:55.230 Okay. 0:02:55.270 --> 0:02:56.490 So is that when you swoop in? 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:58.680 Yeah, so they got to, like, what we call the 0:02:58.700 --> 0:03:01.359 zombie hospital, and she couldn't handle it. So I came 0:03:01.419 --> 0:03:03.480 off my ladder, and I got her to the exit door, 0:03:04.020 --> 0:03:06.260 and I get her outside, which is what you do 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.140 in that situation. And then, like, all of a sudden, 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:09.200 it's just, like, me and her. 0:03:09.580 --> 0:03:11.500 Well, now it just turned romantic, didn't it? 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:12.440 Yeah. 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.020 Do you need a kiss to calm you down from 0:03:15.060 --> 0:03:16.120 your fear, possibly? 0:03:17.460 --> 0:03:21.560 I was very professional. But, like, I hadn't seen her before, really, 0:03:21.620 --> 0:03:23.040 in the dark, like I was saying. But, like, under 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.450 the streetlights, she was beautiful. Aww. 0:03:26.090 --> 0:03:27.100 Wow. 0:03:27.500 --> 0:03:30.179 Dude, I bet that's kind of, like, that is shocking 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:30.679 for you. 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:31.419 Yeah. Right? 0:03:31.460 --> 0:03:34.080 Is that something that you tell her, though, in the moment? 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:35.620 I don't know if it's appropriate. 0:03:35.860 --> 0:03:38.880 No, no. But she had this, like, stressed look on 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:40.980 her face. And she was asking me to stay with her. 0:03:41.060 --> 0:03:42.960 And she kept asking me to, like, she's like, you know, 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:46.830 my hand. And she said, actually, she said she wanted 0:03:46.870 --> 0:03:48.390 to thank me for being her hero. 0:03:48.730 --> 0:03:50.650 Wow. She used the word hero. 0:03:50.730 --> 0:03:50.800 Yay. 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:51.820 That's big. 0:03:51.940 --> 0:03:52.580 Okay. 0:03:52.740 --> 0:03:54.560 And then she told me her name was Chloe. Okay. 0:03:54.900 --> 0:03:57.280 Sorry, I'm only laughing because I'm thinking you're out there 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.230 with her, so anyone else in the house looking for 0:03:59.270 --> 0:04:02.070 the emergency exit can't find you. 0:04:02.090 --> 0:04:03.850 There's like five people. 0:04:03.890 --> 0:04:05.470 That'll be fine, Alexis. 0:04:05.950 --> 0:04:08.490 People don't use it very often, so I mean, hopefully 0:04:08.530 --> 0:04:10.210 no one was stuck in there without me. 0:04:11.630 --> 0:04:13.180 If it's only used a couple times a night. 0:04:13.220 --> 0:04:16.679 He only heard help three times. He was busy. Everyone 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:17.780 does that. Yeah. 0:04:18.380 --> 0:04:20.940 Anyway, eventually her friends came out and then they yelled 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.860 for her. And so she had to go. Okay. 0:04:23.980 --> 0:04:24.220 Good. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:25.900 What do you do? How do you seal the deal 0:04:25.940 --> 0:04:27.500 here or make a move? 0:04:27.580 --> 0:04:27.859 Right. 0:04:28.110 --> 0:04:29.330 So I was like, well, you know, I want to 0:04:29.350 --> 0:04:32.430 be professional. But then she, before she left, she's like, 0:04:32.630 --> 0:04:34.050 could I get your Instagram? Oh. 0:04:34.089 --> 0:04:35.690 Makes it easy for you? 0:04:35.710 --> 0:04:37.550 She asked you. That's awesome. 0:04:37.570 --> 0:04:40.090 Yes. Yeah, and so she gave me her IG, and 0:04:40.110 --> 0:04:42.830 then that night, I mean, it was already night, but 0:04:42.850 --> 0:04:45.469 maybe later, I DMed her. 0:04:45.610 --> 0:04:47.890 At the stroke of midnight, of course, just to stick 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:49.159 with the haunted house theme. 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.479 Right. Yeah, because I didn't want her to see me 0:04:51.500 --> 0:04:55.080 turn into a pumpkin. So we planned a date. It 0:04:55.100 --> 0:04:58.960 was a really nice date. It was quick because my 0:04:58.980 --> 0:05:01.580 schedule was really tight, work and everything, but we had 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:04.860 like a half hour. A half hour? Yeah. Well, because 0:05:05.420 --> 0:05:07.820 my schedule was really tight, but she wanted to be 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.260 in like a calm, well-lit environment. 0:05:11.339 --> 0:05:12.520 Oh, coming off the haunted house. 0:05:12.580 --> 0:05:13.039 Yeah. Yeah. 0:05:13.060 --> 0:05:14.350 Changed the vibe up a little bit. 0:05:14.470 --> 0:05:15.230 In a first date. 0:05:15.250 --> 0:05:16.849 Exactly. Okay. 0:05:16.890 --> 0:05:17.550 So what did you do? 0:05:18.290 --> 0:05:19.490 We had tea at a tea house. 0:05:20.450 --> 0:05:22.950 Did you do the Halloween-themed tea? Those are so trendy 0:05:22.990 --> 0:05:23.410 and cute. 0:05:23.490 --> 0:05:23.910 Oh, they are? 0:05:23.950 --> 0:05:24.969 I'd love to go to a tea house. 0:05:25.370 --> 0:05:26.830 Yeah, I don't think it was scary tea. It was 0:05:26.890 --> 0:05:27.590 regular tea. 0:05:27.870 --> 0:05:29.270 It was scary tea. 0:05:29.310 --> 0:05:30.310 Yeah. 0:05:30.410 --> 0:05:32.400 So, I mean, in the half hour, that's such a 0:05:32.540 --> 0:05:34.800 short amount of time. Are you able to make a 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:36.340 deeper connection with her or flirt? 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:39.740 Well, I found out a lot about her, and I 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:41.860 think we made a connection. Like, I found out that 0:05:41.900 --> 0:05:44.870 she's a nurse. Oh, good job. She was asking me 0:05:44.890 --> 0:05:48.110 more about my work, and she was like, how can 0:05:48.130 --> 0:05:49.590 you work there? Don't you get scared? Yeah. 0:05:51.690 --> 0:05:53.870 You're like, no, I actually went and had beers with 0:05:53.930 --> 0:05:56.690 a zombie that was trying to hunt you down. 0:05:56.870 --> 0:05:58.570 But it was really good vibes at the tea house. 0:05:58.610 --> 0:06:00.690 I thought, like, I don't know, it just seemed like 0:06:00.770 --> 0:06:03.540 we'd known each other a while, even though we hadn't. 0:06:04.250 --> 0:06:06.640 But then I had to leave, and I paid the bill, 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:08.380 and I gave her a hug, and I was like, 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:11.740 I have to run. And I've tried to reach her, like, 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:15.080 I don't know, two, three times since then, the last 0:06:15.100 --> 0:06:16.380 few days. Like, I don't want to be weird, but 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:17.839 I haven't gotten any response. 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:21.360 You were so respectable, too, of her boundaries. 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.750 Maybe it's too much of a roller coaster where the 0:06:23.790 --> 0:06:26.349 night you met, she was terrified and scared. 0:06:26.410 --> 0:06:29.010 It was like a trauma bond type of situation. 0:06:29.190 --> 0:06:31.060 The next time she sees you, you're in a quiet 0:06:31.100 --> 0:06:34.239 little tea house sipping out of a porcelain cup. You're 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:37.420 not the same. It's the total opposite. She doesn't know 0:06:37.460 --> 0:06:38.780 what to think about you. 0:06:38.860 --> 0:06:40.380 I say we call him a renaissance man. 0:06:40.779 --> 0:06:40.900 Oh. 0:06:40.980 --> 0:06:43.320 Yes. He's a little bit of everything, Jeff. 0:06:43.460 --> 0:06:47.140 That does sound sexy. Everybody loves the renaissance and the 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:50.650 men from it. But maybe we need to lean into 0:06:51.170 --> 0:06:55.150 reconnecting Chloe with her haunted house hero. Maybe that's the 0:06:55.190 --> 0:06:57.070 better angle because that's what got them together in the 0:06:57.110 --> 0:06:57.610 first place. 0:06:57.670 --> 0:06:58.150 Right, Nathan? 0:06:58.610 --> 0:06:59.050 That's right. 0:06:59.210 --> 0:07:01.770 Are you talking chainsaw background noises? Yeah. 0:07:03.089 --> 0:07:06.110 No, let's call Chloe and remind her of who saved 0:07:06.150 --> 0:07:09.550 her from the scary zombie hospital and hopefully hook you 0:07:09.590 --> 0:07:11.810 two back up when we give you a second date 0:07:11.890 --> 0:07:14.670 update Halloween edition right after this. 0:07:15.290 --> 0:07:18.150 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, second date update. 0:07:19.350 --> 0:07:21.950 This may be a first time on the show ever 0:07:22.010 --> 0:07:25.320 that we've heard a possible romantic connection that started with 0:07:25.380 --> 0:07:27.260 a woman on the verge of tears. 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:27.380 Yeah. 0:07:27.740 --> 0:07:29.000 Inside of a haunted house. 0:07:29.420 --> 0:07:31.220 It's the only season that's fun, right? 0:07:31.420 --> 0:07:32.200 Right. 0:07:32.500 --> 0:07:35.060 I also want to say, not just girls get scared 0:07:35.110 --> 0:07:37.310 in haunted houses and have to take the emergency. 0:07:36.970 --> 0:07:37.690 Exit, okay? 0:07:37.710 --> 0:07:38.770 That's good to bring up. 0:07:38.810 --> 0:07:40.190 For everyone to feel comfortable. 0:07:40.210 --> 0:07:44.170 We have years of audio proving that. But that was 0:07:44.250 --> 0:07:47.630 what our listener Nathan said happened. He was the emergency 0:07:47.670 --> 0:07:49.950 escape guy in the haunted house where if you get 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.760 too scared, he'll step in and help you find the 0:07:52.820 --> 0:07:55.320 exit door. And he did that the other night for 0:07:55.340 --> 0:07:56.380 a woman named Chloe. 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.300 She even called him a hero. She really did. 0:07:59.660 --> 0:08:00.860 And helped calm her down. 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:04.120 And afterwards, they exchanged IGs and went to a tea 0:08:04.180 --> 0:08:05.780 house just a couple days later. 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.080 Exact opposite date. Yes. 0:08:08.500 --> 0:08:11.510 Trying to definitely go the opposite direction. It wasn't a 0:08:11.550 --> 0:08:15.850 very long date, but Nathan felt the connection happening. So 0:08:16.130 --> 0:08:19.390 why is she now suddenly avoiding him? That's what we're 0:08:19.410 --> 0:08:20.310 hoping to find out. 0:08:21.090 --> 0:08:23.390 Nathan, I think you went wrong with just the 30-minute date. 0:08:23.450 --> 0:08:25.340 I know you have a busy schedule, but it's like 0:08:25.820 --> 0:08:28.500 if you don't have anything invested in something, it's so 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:30.030 easy to just walk away from it. 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.740 I get that. I felt a lot of positive momentum 0:08:33.940 --> 0:08:36.300 in that 30 minutes. It's just weird that she dropped off. 0:08:36.740 --> 0:08:41.490 Nathan, today we need to be your hero. Yeah! We're 0:08:41.530 --> 0:08:44.370 going to pull you in tears out of our exit door. 0:08:44.630 --> 0:08:46.530 That second part isn't as good. 0:08:46.570 --> 0:08:51.449 I don't like when you talk about your exit door, Josh. 0:08:51.870 --> 0:08:54.850 Many people have been taken through our exit door throughout 0:08:54.890 --> 0:08:56.770 the years, and they've all been satisfied. 0:08:57.270 --> 0:08:57.730 All right. 0:08:57.770 --> 0:08:58.340 That's our promise to you. 0:08:58.350 --> 0:09:00.189 That last part is definitely not true. 0:09:00.250 --> 0:09:01.610 Do we have like a code word, guys? 0:09:01.650 --> 0:09:01.829 Yeah. 0:09:02.010 --> 0:09:03.010 Like he needs to exit. 0:09:03.090 --> 0:09:04.950 I think Nathan's on board with me. Right, Nate? 0:09:05.170 --> 0:09:08.949 Yeah. I want you to pull me through your exit door. 0:09:08.970 --> 0:09:10.250 Thank you. Okay. 0:09:10.309 --> 0:09:12.709 Now that we're on the same page. Now he's going 0:09:12.750 --> 0:09:15.030 to clip that. It's going to be my new ringtone. 0:09:15.050 --> 0:09:16.150 We're going to replay that one. 0:09:16.250 --> 0:09:19.480 Let's call Chloe and see if she answers. Hopefully she 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.220 has an explanation for us, but I'm going to dial 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:28.620 it right now. Here we go. Hello? Hey, we're looking 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:29.500 to speak with Chloe. 0:09:31.260 --> 0:09:32.450 This is she? 0:09:32.500 --> 0:09:35.429 Who's this? Hey, good morning, Chloe. She does sound fun 0:09:35.510 --> 0:09:35.910 and nice. 0:09:36.250 --> 0:09:36.790 You do. 0:09:36.830 --> 0:09:39.730 You sound very sweet, Chloe. We're not nearly as sweet 0:09:39.770 --> 0:09:42.369 as you sound. We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey. 0:09:42.110 --> 0:09:42.510 In the morning. 0:09:42.730 --> 0:09:43.870 Welcome to the show, Chloe. 0:09:43.890 --> 0:09:43.970 Yeah. 0:09:44.090 --> 0:09:45.870 Okay. 0:09:47.270 --> 0:09:48.130 What are you calling about? 0:09:49.030 --> 0:09:51.339 We're calling about this segment that we do. It's called 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:54.600 the Second Date Update, where we try to help out listeners. 0:09:54.660 --> 0:09:57.260 If you've gone out with someone and afterwards... They're not 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.890 calling you back. We'll reach out to see if there's 0:09:59.910 --> 0:10:00.600 a reason why. 0:10:00.620 --> 0:10:04.340 Okay. 0:10:07.100 --> 0:10:09.260 Exciting, right? 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:13.800 Fun? 0:10:13.820 --> 0:10:15.739 Trying to keep her positive right now? 0:10:17.580 --> 0:10:20.550 I I can tell you're hesitant, so I'm just going 0:10:20.570 --> 0:10:22.610 to let you know what we're doing here. We're trying 0:10:22.630 --> 0:10:25.630 to help out one of our listeners named Nathan that 0:10:25.690 --> 0:10:27.689 you met at a haunted house recently. 0:10:27.710 --> 0:10:29.030 Remember the hero? 0:10:29.050 --> 0:10:34.900 Oh, no. Oh, God. That's what this is about? 0:10:35.020 --> 0:10:35.880 What? 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.160 That is not at all what we thought you would say. 0:10:38.179 --> 0:10:39.699 He wasn't your hero or something? 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:39.780 No. 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.840 I actually predict them to say that all the time, Jose, 0:10:42.900 --> 0:10:45.900 so we're not totally shocked by your reaction. 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:48.310 We're just trying to figure out what the reason is. 0:10:48.790 --> 0:10:50.430 I got to say, I'm a little shocked. Like, you 0:10:50.490 --> 0:10:52.689 only spent 30 minutes with the man. Like, how could 0:10:52.710 --> 0:10:55.110 you go from liking him enough to meeting up with 0:10:55.170 --> 0:10:56.470 him to, oh, God, no? 0:10:56.610 --> 0:10:57.910 Seriously. 0:10:58.429 --> 0:11:00.429 I just think he's really insensitive. 0:11:01.130 --> 0:11:01.350 Oh. 0:11:01.570 --> 0:11:02.480 Insensitive? 0:11:02.500 --> 0:11:02.620 Wait. 0:11:03.380 --> 0:11:06.720 The guy rescuing people from the haunted house? 0:11:06.740 --> 0:11:07.780 Maybe he did it kind of rough. 0:11:07.980 --> 0:11:09.020 No, no. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:11.730 He just yanked her through his exit door. 0:11:12.300 --> 0:11:15.590 I don't mean insensitive when he helped me. I mean 0:11:15.950 --> 0:11:16.870 on our date. 0:11:17.070 --> 0:11:17.910 At the tea house? 0:11:18.210 --> 0:11:18.650 Yeah, how? 0:11:18.730 --> 0:11:19.050 How so? 0:11:19.190 --> 0:11:19.330 Yes. 0:11:20.270 --> 0:11:23.630 He showed up to the tea house dressed in his 0:11:23.770 --> 0:11:25.530 costume from the haunted house. 0:11:26.300 --> 0:11:27.900 Oh, my gosh. 0:11:28.179 --> 0:11:29.740 Wait, what was the costume? 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:35.010 He was in a straight jacket with the arms undone. 0:11:35.030 --> 0:11:36.610 The chains were on. 0:11:36.630 --> 0:11:40.810 There was a bloody scar on his face. Oh, man. 0:11:40.870 --> 0:11:42.520 He did not bring that up. 0:11:42.550 --> 0:11:45.360 What did he think of that? Why would he do that? 0:11:45.380 --> 0:11:46.179 We heard there was tea. 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:48.360 He said he only could fit in 30 minutes because 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:49.679 he was so busy with work. 0:11:50.220 --> 0:11:51.900 Oh, he was going to work right after? I didn't 0:11:51.940 --> 0:11:53.179 realize that's why he was busy. 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:55.700 I mean, I would assume. I'm just making an assumption. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:56.380 No, that makes sense. 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:58.840 Did you ask him why he was dressed that way? 0:11:58.860 --> 0:11:59.640 Yeah. 0:11:59.820 --> 0:12:03.140 I said, like, there's all this stuff everywhere, and there's 0:12:03.210 --> 0:12:06.550 a scar on your face. And he was just like, oh, oh, 0:12:06.630 --> 0:12:08.650 I can take that off. And he peeled it off 0:12:08.690 --> 0:12:09.430 his face. 0:12:10.450 --> 0:12:10.890 Oh, no. 0:12:11.030 --> 0:12:11.910 That was scary. 0:12:11.970 --> 0:12:13.290 He peeled the scar off. 0:12:13.410 --> 0:12:15.090 He set it down. 0:12:14.750 --> 0:12:15.410 On the table. 0:12:15.470 --> 0:12:15.530 Oh. 0:12:16.309 --> 0:12:18.050 Right next to his English muffin. 0:12:18.170 --> 0:12:23.520 And then he's trying to drink tea with his straitjacket hands. 0:12:23.540 --> 0:12:27.579 And like, I might need a little help. So I 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:31.660 was helping him with tea. I was sitting right next 0:12:31.700 --> 0:12:34.040 to him and I was putting the tea up to 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:39.380 his lips. Then I smelled the worst garlic breath I've 0:12:39.820 --> 0:12:41.140 ever smelled. 0:12:41.179 --> 0:12:41.300 What? 0:12:41.330 --> 0:12:41.640 He had. 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.590 Garlic breath? That doesn't have anything to do with an outfit. 0:12:44.620 --> 0:12:45.469 Garlic breath. 0:12:45.530 --> 0:12:46.510 He had bad breath? 0:12:46.830 --> 0:12:49.030 A mental patient with garlic breath. 0:12:49.550 --> 0:12:50.050 Oh, my God. 0:12:50.110 --> 0:12:51.410 It's part of a costume? 0:12:51.550 --> 0:12:53.469 Hey, you're getting this all wrong. You do not know 0:12:53.490 --> 0:12:57.370 what you're talking about. I did not have garlic breath. Wait, 0:12:57.390 --> 0:12:58.430 is that Nathan? 0:12:58.809 --> 0:12:59.770 Yeah. 0:12:59.970 --> 0:13:02.850 Sorry about the interruption, Chloe. We have a deranged mental 0:13:02.890 --> 0:13:05.750 patient waiting on the other line. You might remember him 0:13:05.809 --> 0:13:06.390 as Nathan. 0:13:06.510 --> 0:13:07.579 He was supposed to wait. 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:12.410 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Nathan. Listen to me. It 0:13:12.450 --> 0:13:14.860 was not garlic. That wasn't my breath. I have to 0:13:14.890 --> 0:13:18.040 wear a garlic necklace for when I did a vampire scene. 0:13:18.110 --> 0:13:21.429 And I was wearing it under my straight jackets. Wait, 0:13:21.450 --> 0:13:22.130 you have. 0:13:22.030 --> 0:13:24.790 To play multiple roles within the haunted house? 0:13:24.809 --> 0:13:27.130 Like one moment you're... Yeah, that's what he was saying. 0:13:27.170 --> 0:13:28.740 Like sometimes he's the next guy. 0:13:29.220 --> 0:13:32.320 The economies even hit the haunted houses, bro. 0:13:32.420 --> 0:13:34.480 I'm multi-talented. I'm good at what I do. 0:13:34.500 --> 0:13:36.660 Yeah, it sounds like it actually. 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:38.280 He's probably right. 0:13:38.420 --> 0:13:40.500 You showed up to a date in costume and didn't 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:43.330 warn her. A woman who was so scared that she 0:13:43.390 --> 0:13:45.010 couldn't go through the haunted house. 0:13:45.900 --> 0:13:48.880 Honestly, you're lucky I didn't bring in my bloody wooden stake. 0:13:48.900 --> 0:13:53.179 I left that in the car. Oh, my gosh. 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:55.730 You had a wooden stake prop? 0:13:55.750 --> 0:13:58.189 I'm lucky you didn't bring it in. 0:13:58.210 --> 0:13:59.429 It's a tea house. 0:13:59.530 --> 0:13:59.990 Oh, my God. 0:14:01.330 --> 0:14:03.490 I don't know why you're so surprised about this, Chloe. 0:14:03.650 --> 0:14:05.370 I told you I only had a half an hour 0:14:05.410 --> 0:14:07.190 between gigs at the haunted house. I thought we were 0:14:07.230 --> 0:14:07.929 clear about that. 0:14:08.830 --> 0:14:12.270 You didn't tell me that you were dressing up as 0:14:12.580 --> 0:14:15.960 a mental patient. And on top of that, he texted 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:19.000 me after the date with a selfie of a severed head. 0:14:21.330 --> 0:14:24.230 Oh my god, that is not fair. I sent it 0:14:24.250 --> 0:14:26.030 because I thought it looked like you. 0:14:26.430 --> 0:14:28.230