Speaker 1: It's a brand new second date for your Friday. Thanks
Speaker 1: for being here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And by the way, I know we have been getting
Speaker 2: a lot of messages about how people love Saturdays because
Speaker 2: it's like double feature and they like the longer version.
Speaker 2: We do do a full hour show every day, yeah,
Speaker 2: where we make really good jokes like that, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you can find it on the main feed, So
Speaker 2: pop over some time check out the full hour.
Speaker 1: Right now, though, it is just a second date and
Speaker 1: we've got we've got a surprise one for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mostly because there's a woman on the phone that
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe has the same financial leanings as Alexis.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's a good way to sum it up. Is
Speaker 1: that a way to say? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, But before we get to it, what do you
Speaker 2: see in the comments Alexis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Buddy commented and said, hey, Brooke and Jeffrey Crue,
Speaker 3: I'm a therapist listening all the way from New Zealand.
Speaker 3: I love the show on the podcast. It helps brighten
Speaker 3: my mornings down here. But if you're ever up for it,
Speaker 3: I'd be happy to offer the whole team a free
Speaker 3: group therapy session wink.
Speaker 1: Yeah at the week we I don't know girl, because
Speaker 1: she knows that.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm gonna hook up with one because they
Speaker 2: obviously need at least four years or session. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: love that that. I'm sure you're DIAGNOSINGO says oh.
Speaker 1: Add every listener on the Second Day podcast. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we like that too. Yeah, you know, free therapy. We'll
Speaker 1: take it.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's Burg and Jeffrey in the morning, and your
Speaker 2: brand new second date starts right now, Second.
Speaker 4: Date up date. I'm worried this call might get messy.
Speaker 5: I usually you're excited about that, jeff I know, but
Speaker 5: I'm a little scared because Alexis, have you ever at
Speaker 5: any point dated or had a crush on a guy
Speaker 5: named Jake?
Speaker 3: That's my brother's name, So absolutely, she's thing to think about.
Speaker 2: Her face looked like she smelled the worst part in
Speaker 2: the world, just.
Speaker 6: That I can tell you broke your heart, didn't he
Speaker 6: You're not even going to acknowledge that he exists. You
Speaker 6: have to try to keep your jealousy bottled up because
Speaker 6: a guy named Jake is on the phone with us
Speaker 6: right now.
Speaker 4: I like, brother, Awesome.
Speaker 2: I love how despite your answer, you're still sticking with
Speaker 2: and how jeff didn't know that was my brother's name.
Speaker 4: We all know her brother's name.
Speaker 6: That only makes it more tempting to her. The forbidden fruit. Jacob,
Speaker 6: say hi to Alexis, Hey, what's up, brother?
Speaker 4: This is awkward.
Speaker 7: It was your brother.
Speaker 4: He didn't sell you somehow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Jacob's very brave of you to come on the
Speaker 6: show today.
Speaker 4: Thanks for being on.
Speaker 6: Tell us about the woman who's not named Alexus that
Speaker 6: you want us to call.
Speaker 4: It's going to be.
Speaker 8: Said, Yeah, I want to call Kim. I met her
Speaker 8: through mutual friends at a birthday roots up party.
Speaker 2: Oh was it like a setup between the mutual friends
Speaker 2: or is it just you guys both happened to the
Speaker 2: same party.
Speaker 7: We just we have mutual friends.
Speaker 8: She just happened to be there, and we really bonded
Speaker 8: over the fact that the music was absolutely horrible.
Speaker 3: Oh no, a party with bad when you have one
Speaker 3: DJ friend.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm going to take over.
Speaker 4: Jealousy is coming out with that comment, so please try.
Speaker 7: And keep it under.
Speaker 1: I like deep cuts. You ever heard that?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, so I take it you didn't dance together that night.
Speaker 8: No, I mean it wasn't my kind of music, wasn't
Speaker 8: her kind of music. But we really had a good
Speaker 8: time talking about how terrible it was.
Speaker 2: You know, they say people just need a common enemy sometimes.
Speaker 4: So tell us how did you and Kim come to be?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, was there a date?
Speaker 8: I mean yeah, we were talking and we were having
Speaker 8: a really good time, and I just asked her for
Speaker 8: a number. And we went to this cozy wine bar,
Speaker 8: like new swanky thing.
Speaker 1: And the nice saying.
Speaker 2: About those places is they're like quiet enough to also
Speaker 2: be able to talk.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got talking and again the music
Speaker 8: was really bad.
Speaker 1: So oh, I'm not going to be a wine bar.
Speaker 4: I wonder if you guys have bad taste in music
Speaker 4: at this.
Speaker 1: Or is that just all you guys have to talk about?
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 8: We talked about our most embarrassing moment, and she said
Speaker 8: that she won on a game show and as soon
Speaker 8: as the camera turned on, she completely froze up. I
Speaker 8: was unable to.
Speaker 7: Do the show.
Speaker 1: Did it make you on a Google or YouTube? Exactly?
Speaker 1: What game show?
Speaker 7: I never get the air? Yeah I don't. I don't
Speaker 7: think I made it to air.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, And did you share yours?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I told her about one time I went to a
Speaker 8: party and had really bad music and I met a
Speaker 8: really cool girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, most embarrassing moment. That's rude, though, I.
Speaker 7: Was embarrassed for this guy.
Speaker 6: You're embarrassed for the DJ playing the bad music. That's
Speaker 6: where you're embarrassed for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm going to tell you i'd be disappointed
Speaker 2: in that answer.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know you're trying to be funny, but it's like
Speaker 2: she just shared being vulnerable and actually embarrassing.
Speaker 1: You just did a cop out.
Speaker 7: I mean it was a joke, you know, I was
Speaker 7: you know, I mean I get it.
Speaker 4: Were you able to recover after that moment?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah, I mean it felt like everything was all right.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well how did it end?
Speaker 7: We got the bill and then she insisted on going Dutch?
Speaker 1: That's good though. Don't you like that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I have no problem with it.
Speaker 6: How did she insist? Did you offer to pay? And
Speaker 6: then she was like, no, I insist?
Speaker 7: Or how did that? Yeah? Yeah, she like immediately asked
Speaker 7: for my venmo.
Speaker 8: Like, I don't know, maybe she's had like bad dates
Speaker 8: in the past where a guy expected something.
Speaker 1: I think that's like majority of dates.
Speaker 2: No, honestly, yeah, it's not just no expected something in return,
Speaker 2: like whether it's a kiss or another date, or.
Speaker 3: It's like if you pay them, you don't feel pressure
Speaker 3: to have to like do anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would say, like the majority of men
Speaker 1: come off that way.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I mean obviously I would like something to happen.
Speaker 6: But.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can pay, I can pay.
Speaker 7: It wasn't my intention, correct, correct?
Speaker 4: Okay, So what's happened since then?
Speaker 8: Yeah, So we had a hug and a kiss on
Speaker 8: the cheek and we went our separate ways, and I
Speaker 8: texted her like a day or two after that, just
Speaker 8: said hey, what's up, and she answers. But like I
Speaker 8: can tell that like she's kind of just answering because
Speaker 8: she feels obligators. I don't know, it doesn't feel like
Speaker 8: really yeah, like she's really with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's not trying to plan anything else.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Like I've hinted at oh, like there's a game
Speaker 8: coming on.
Speaker 7: Next week, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like come over to my house and like check
Speaker 8: out a game or whatever, you.
Speaker 6: Know, And there's not going to be enough bad music
Speaker 6: at those games. Soon had a terrible venue.
Speaker 7: Because I'd be there at my house.
Speaker 1: They should only go to open mics. Actually, I'll give you.
Speaker 6: Something to bond about all over again and hate on.
Speaker 6: So let's try and set that up for you. When
Speaker 6: we come back, We're gonna call Kim and try and
Speaker 6: get you a second date update with the worst music ever.
Speaker 4: Right off a song, guys, request second date update.
Speaker 6: When you think of sub tar music, maybe you picture
Speaker 6: a certain twelve year old Jewish boy singing his original
Speaker 6: song reach for the Sky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want you to be quiet so I can
Speaker 1: hear you.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you.
Speaker 6: I'm encouraging people to touch a mo a moonbeam, whatever
Speaker 6: the hell that means.
Speaker 9: I like it.
Speaker 6: I can only imagine This song was playing during Jake's
Speaker 6: first date with Kim, where they bonded over their mutual
Speaker 6: hatred of the awful playlist coming over the restaurant speakers.
Speaker 2: And I'm pretty sure I've been to at least two
Speaker 2: birthday parties where I heard that banger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you gotta put it on Spotify. It's spreading.
Speaker 6: There were highs and lows, for sure, but at the
Speaker 6: very end of the night they both agreed to split
Speaker 6: the bill.
Speaker 4: Jake ended up getting a kiss.
Speaker 6: But the problem is now Kim is a ding a
Speaker 6: little distant, even though she is answering texts.
Speaker 4: It just doesn't feel like her heart is in it.
Speaker 1: I think it was a cheap kiss. I mean it's
Speaker 1: just important to Yeah, isn't that right? Am?
Speaker 4: I right on that JA point? Where on your body
Speaker 4: she kissed you?
Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, it was. It was on the cheek.
Speaker 7: I mean, you know, it's what I would expect.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: I think I kiss on the cheek is cute because
Speaker 6: it's just like, oh, I just don't want to kiss
Speaker 6: you yet, but like you're doing.
Speaker 1: Good, you know, like you don't gross out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good job to night.
Speaker 3: I don't want to touch your mouth.
Speaker 4: Just kiss smells well.
Speaker 6: Hopefully there are more kisses to come if we can
Speaker 6: do our jobs right on, not just cheak kisses.
Speaker 4: We'll find out.
Speaker 2: I mean, if it starts to go south, we just
Speaker 2: put your song on and she's back in the game.
Speaker 6: Yea. Hope the kisses don't go too far. So, but
Speaker 6: let's just call her. We'll see if she picks up,
Speaker 6: and we're gonna try to do this. Here you ready, man?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Man? Cool?
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hey is this Kim?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hey, uh Kim, good morning. You don't have to be
Speaker 4: afraid of us.
Speaker 6: We're just a harmless morning radio show called Brook and
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: I'm jeff You may know me from the hit song
Speaker 4: reach for the Sky, which while the sky.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, but you do know it?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 4: Do you please tell me you don't recognize that I've.
Speaker 7: Heard your show before?
Speaker 4: Okay, oh no.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's thank you.
Speaker 6: That's the answer, Lord, Okay, thank you for picking up
Speaker 6: the phone.
Speaker 7: Kim.
Speaker 6: If you're familiar with the show, then you might be
Speaker 6: familiar with our second date update segment.
Speaker 7: Unfortunately. Yeah, oh are you do know him?
Speaker 1: Okay, since you responded that.
Speaker 6: Way, well, unfortunately or fortunately, you are part of one now,
Speaker 6: so congratulations.
Speaker 1: To the club.
Speaker 7: Yea for me, that's.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm going to take that.
Speaker 1: Sincerely.
Speaker 6: We will, and we're calling on behalf of a guy
Speaker 6: that you went out with recently, a guy named Jake.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what Jake?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The reaction to us, which is hard You remember him?
Speaker 7: Yeah? I remember Jake.
Speaker 2: He seems like a really nice guy because you know,
Speaker 2: we spoke to him.
Speaker 4: But we're wondering what you thought about the date.
Speaker 7: I mean, it was like one of the nicer dates
Speaker 7: I've been on. What was in a while It's.
Speaker 4: Not what I was expecting you to say.
Speaker 1: Why are you disgusted by that?
Speaker 4: I know a guy who can take care of a girl.
Speaker 4: Are you saying to take care of her? I mean
Speaker 4: she ended up paying for half anyway, chosen.
Speaker 7: Restaurant, Like, oh, he told you that.
Speaker 2: Then you guys went Dutch at the end, he said
Speaker 2: you insisted, yeah, bed knowing them.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean that's the problem.
Speaker 4: What do you mean what.
Speaker 1: The problem is that you wanted to pay for yourself?
Speaker 7: And no, no, like not that part. Like that part's fine.
Speaker 7: I'm talking about like after the date.
Speaker 9: I then mooted him for my drinks and like his
Speaker 9: vimo history popped up.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And I love looking at people's veno yeah private,
Speaker 1: But I.
Speaker 4: See people all the time when I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, what was on it?
Speaker 7: It was diabolical.
Speaker 9: I mean all of these these ladies, like Trish has
Speaker 9: a kissy face next to it, and then Britney has
Speaker 9: a dress emo g next to it, and then Lisa
Speaker 9: has a gift box next.
Speaker 6: To it, like the listening visual prior transactions that Jake
Speaker 6: has done.
Speaker 4: What giving money?
Speaker 9: Yeah, these are prior transactions.
Speaker 7: He sending these girls money.
Speaker 2: I thought you found the only man that was finally
Speaker 2: getting paid by ladies.
Speaker 1: I see, it's the opposite.
Speaker 9: He's giving out money, right, he's not a jigglow. I
Speaker 9: think he's a sugar daddy and we're not exclusive. We
Speaker 9: just you know, it was one day.
Speaker 7: I get it, but I'm not into.
Speaker 9: You know, like guys just dating multiple people at the
Speaker 9: same time.
Speaker 2: A wait, hold on, are you upset that he's dating
Speaker 2: other people? Are you upset that you think he's a
Speaker 2: sugar daddy?
Speaker 9: Like, I don't know what it.
Speaker 7: Is, but in the last month, it's just a ton
Speaker 7: of women.
Speaker 9: It's a ton of emojis, and to me, that makes
Speaker 9: a ton of red flags.
Speaker 2: But you're also jumping too a lot of conclusions, like
Speaker 2: what if he's in a fantastic book club with a
Speaker 2: bunch of ladies.
Speaker 3: Businesses they say to put random ones so that they
Speaker 3: can't tracks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because the thing is, it sounds like you never
Speaker 6: asked him about it, right, Kim.
Speaker 7: I mean I didn't have to, it's right there.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, but it could be interesting to hear the
Speaker 6: explanation behind those transactions. I wonder too, And this is
Speaker 6: the perfect time to get that explanation because Jake is
Speaker 6: actually on the other line right now, wanting to talk
Speaker 6: to you.
Speaker 4: Jake, what type of book club are you in?
Speaker 7: I'm not in any book club.
Speaker 3: Okay, say you're sending into small businesses.
Speaker 4: Come on, talk to Kim here. What's going on.
Speaker 7: I don't have to lie to anybody. It is what
Speaker 7: it is.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 8: I didn't think that she would go through my Venmo history.
Speaker 4: There you say, it is what it is?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: Ye? Thank you?
Speaker 7: They lied. I see a lot of ladies and I
Speaker 7: pay Huh, what are.
Speaker 4: You pay for?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not dinner.
Speaker 4: If you're use your credit.
Speaker 7: Card right, sometimes I'll pay for the pre dinner or whatever.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you were right.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah wait wait, wait, wait listen, you never said, oh,
Speaker 8: it costs me x amount of money to get ready.
Speaker 7: I have to look good. I have to dress nice
Speaker 7: for you.
Speaker 1: We've heard it on our show before.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 9: If you're paying for like people, then you can pay
Speaker 9: for how I prep for this date because I got
Speaker 9: new foundation.
Speaker 2: I got.
Speaker 5: Wait.
Speaker 7: Okay, you want me to play for your stuff now?
Speaker 7: I mean you really were very insistent on paying well.
Speaker 9: I mean before, no, you just seemed like a sugar daddy.
Speaker 9: But I mean, if you're paying for ghost things, then
Speaker 9: why not by foundation.
Speaker 7: Cicular ninety dollars?
Speaker 1: Are you just trying to get revenge for the Venmo?
Speaker 2: I can't tell him because, like you paid for the
Speaker 2: drinks you wanted to pay right. Don't you like the
Speaker 2: independence of paying for your own stuff and not feeling
Speaker 2: emboldened to somebody?
Speaker 6: And Jake, by the way, I did have to get
Speaker 6: ready before I did this segment. Yeah, well, you know,
Speaker 6: if you're if you're all about spreading joy or whatever
Speaker 6: you said before, I could use a little bit of joy.
Speaker 7: The key word is ladies. Lady Okay, I can.
Speaker 6: Use a lady emoji when I send you the Venmo
Speaker 6: request if that makes you feel more comfortable.
Speaker 7: I mean, you, guys, get in line. I'm ahead of
Speaker 7: a Well, okay for my drink?
Speaker 4: You want your fifty bucks back? Or do you want
Speaker 4: more than that to compensate for the other stuff?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Like, how much did it really cost for you to
Speaker 8: get all dressed up and pretty.
Speaker 7: For ninety dollars?
Speaker 1: Ninety dollars?
Speaker 7: Ninety dollars. Let's just make it a nice, cool one
Speaker 7: hundred for getting her more money.
Speaker 1: Perfect, he's like buying your affection.
Speaker 7: Kim. It's not my affection. It's a lot of people's affection.
Speaker 4: I mean, like he said, he's selling joy. How he's
Speaker 4: doing it, you might as well take advantage.
Speaker 1: So are you not interested in him romantically? This is
Speaker 1: just a business.
Speaker 6: Well let's find out, because Kim, we would like to
Speaker 6: offer to send you and Jake on another day.
Speaker 4: And if you say yes, we will pay for it.
Speaker 1: Do I get to be a sugar daddy? Then you were.
Speaker 4: Against this the entire segment. You can't just change it
Speaker 4: the light.
Speaker 1: I can come into the role of power.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, you're behind me and Kim in the
Speaker 6: payment line. So Kim first with you, what do you
Speaker 6: think about Jake giving him another chance?
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say yes in the themo payment. No on
Speaker 7: the second day?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, that's actually pretty smart business.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Didn't know I was dealing with the business woman.
Speaker 4: Are you pretty sad?
Speaker 1: Sounds like you that your match, Jake.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna send it. I said I would send it.
Speaker 1: Wow, does that mean Jeffrey's getting paid to Yeah?
Speaker 4: This costs forty bucks.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we'll just we'll just keep it like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just said yes, because you're cheap.
Speaker 6: Just made alexis jealous again again looking Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 6: I have some disappointing news.
Speaker 4: What's what management says?
Speaker 6: I can't accept payment from listeners just because I got
Speaker 6: all dulled up for the second data?
Speaker 1: Don't I think he looks so good?
Speaker 4: I really I thought so.
Speaker 6: But now apparently I have to return the money and
Speaker 6: quote unquote show proof that I did.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, and those pretty boy pants you thought you
Speaker 2: were going to get paid for?
Speaker 1: Hard was a rough day, dude. How did this girl
Speaker 1: switch so fast?
Speaker 2: She just wanted to get paid, She didn't want to
Speaker 2: get Yeah the thing that rhymes was paid?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah paid? Yeah yeah yeah. Well she's not alone.
Speaker 6: I'm actually getting a lot of text at seventy eight five,
Speaker 6: nine to two from our listeners who want to get
Speaker 6: in the line to get paid.
Speaker 4: If he's still offering, I mean, if he's like, I'm
Speaker 4: handing up free money, like why not take free money?
Speaker 1: But it's obviously not working for him. He's like coming
Speaker 1: to us for help.
Speaker 4: But if it makes him happy, whatever, that's what he
Speaker 4: wins exactly, That's what he said. He said it is
Speaker 4: his way of spreading joy. Let spoil people.
Speaker 1: Only with hot women.
Speaker 3: Yeah not maybe the people that need it, but again,
Speaker 3: let him spoil people.
Speaker 6: Another way to spread joy is to share our podcast.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, so go, tell a friend or force a
Speaker 6: family member to listen. Spread some joy at Brook and
Speaker 6: Jeffrey