Speaker 1: Am hih hi too.
Speaker 2: We don't really do these often. This is hi hi.
Speaker 2: Are we suppos to introduce ourselves.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Nila and I'm Erica,
Speaker 3: and we have a special fucking announcement.
Speaker 4: This is a bonus announcement episode.
Speaker 3: We just came to tell you that something epic is happening.
Speaker 4: It's a really big fucking deal.
Speaker 3: It's huge. It's breaking news. That's why we had to
Speaker 3: come here on a day off to tell you. Send
Speaker 3: you the message personally.
Speaker 4: Here we are. We are the messengers to take it away.
Speaker 1: We will be in a city near you this week.
Speaker 4: Yeah we will.
Speaker 2: We will be in New York, well actually Chicago, first
Speaker 2: New York, Philly, Atlanta, and Washington, d C. With our
Speaker 2: Good Moms Gone Wild tour and bitch just come just
Speaker 2: come come by yourself. You haven't got away for your friends.
Speaker 2: Just come have a girl's night and meet your tribe
Speaker 2: and come hang out with us, because bitch just need
Speaker 2: a break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you deserve it. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Now note I just realized we get to open our
Speaker 3: show on a Wednesday in Chicago, which is the day
Speaker 3: our episode usually drops. Oh my god, we're gonna do
Speaker 3: a hump day like episode with our people for one.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's like a real life podcast. Oh
Speaker 4: what's so special?
Speaker 3: Oh I know, I just realized that. So if you're
Speaker 3: in Chicago, it's our first show, and if you listen
Speaker 3: to our podcast, we really personally want you to come anywhere.
Speaker 1: If you're anywhere close to any of these cities.
Speaker 2: That's Chicago September twenty second, New York the twenty third,
Speaker 2: Philly the twenty fifth, Atlanta the twenty eighth, and DC
Speaker 2: October first. But you ain't got to even remember all that.
Speaker 2: Just look in the episode description. You can find it
Speaker 2: and click tickets and come.
Speaker 3: Don't talk yourself out of it. Don't make excuses.
Speaker 2: I need this shit, Okay. I'm ready for a girl's night, Bitch,
Speaker 2: I need abother fucking girls night. I've been like knee
Speaker 2: deep in kid shit. I feel like kid work, kid work,
Speaker 2: like I'm ready to first of all, get out of
Speaker 2: town and then go hang out and connect with the tribe, because.
Speaker 3: Bitch mama gotta have a life too.
Speaker 4: Okay, you sure the fuck does.
Speaker 3: We're literally recording this in the bottom of a bunk bed.
Speaker 2: I'm literally in my daughter's room, hiding from her with
Speaker 2: a mic under her bunk bed, recording like, I think
Speaker 2: we need to take a picture just for this and
Speaker 2: put it on Patreon or something.
Speaker 3: I think you're right. I think now you need to
Speaker 3: take a picture. But if we need to get the
Speaker 3: fuck out of here, you're right. This is too much.
Speaker 4: This is why.
Speaker 2: This is when you know you need to fucking if
Speaker 2: you're hiding from your kids in the bathroom listening to
Speaker 2: this right now, or in the car sitting in your
Speaker 2: driveway because you can't you're not ready to go inside, bitch,
Speaker 2: you need a night out.
Speaker 4: It's this is your sign.
Speaker 3: And you know you know we're extra ass bitches. So
Speaker 3: we've gone above and beyond. Each city has something special.
Speaker 3: We have a special guest literally in each city, kicking
Speaker 3: off with Tyomi in Chicago. Who Tyomi gal Amazon is
Speaker 3: a fucking riding beast. She's a Tanta queen and you
Speaker 3: got to see her in action. It will be the
Speaker 3: first time timers on our show, and she's gonna be
Speaker 3: teaching us some moves. It's gonna get sexy. I don't
Speaker 3: know about show, bitches. I'm taking some shots for sure.
Speaker 4: I'm taking some shots.
Speaker 1: Show a little titty girl.
Speaker 2: I'm dressing up. I'm trying to look sexy. This is
Speaker 2: a real girl's night out. Like don't come, no, you
Speaker 2: better come with it, okay.
Speaker 5: Also niggas, what you can come too, the niggas, Yeah,
Speaker 5: they can come. Bring your husband.
Speaker 1: It's a sexy night for them to.
Speaker 3: Your boyfriend, Like, bring your homeboy. It's gonna be fine.
Speaker 3: And you know, there's gonna be a lot of bitches,
Speaker 3: fine bitches there. Well you have a fine ace tribe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to have a threesome, this is
Speaker 2: their place. If you're looking for a third come to
Speaker 2: the Good Mom Show.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like like unicorns and open couples will
Speaker 3: be there.
Speaker 2: Because they because they just there. You people come to you,
Speaker 2: Your people will come to you, and we are those people.
Speaker 1: It's true. This is like a free, open minded like
Speaker 1: this sounds.
Speaker 4: Like a sex party these guys. It's not a sex
Speaker 4: part that that City Winery.
Speaker 2: It's a regular podcast show, except it's not regular because
Speaker 2: it's us.
Speaker 3: Anyway, There's gonna be special guests, there's gonna be fun games.
Speaker 3: You know, there's always lots of surprises with the Good moms,
Speaker 3: and you don't want to miss it.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: I guess what you guys in Atlanta, which is one
Speaker 2: of my favorite cities because it's just near and dear
Speaker 2: to my heart. I don't know if you ever listened
Speaker 2: to our episode about our Atlanta show. We like book
Speaker 2: this excited we want to have a show in Atlanta
Speaker 2: and barely made it by the like literally the skin
Speaker 2: of our teeth, and app it happened to be such
Speaker 2: an amazing episode and amazing time and amazing experience. I
Speaker 2: can't wait to get back out there. And we've just
Speaker 2: added a musical guest because we some extra bitches. That's right,
Speaker 2: we have a musical guest, Baby Mama. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you've heard of her, but she's a dope ass
Speaker 2: wrapper out of Atlanta, and she is just she is
Speaker 2: so fucking fire like.
Speaker 4: I just can't wait. I just saw her at Afropunk.
Speaker 2: She killed it, and I just can't wait for her
Speaker 2: to be at the Good Mom Show and set the vibes.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Not only that we have Sir Marvelous in New York,
Speaker 3: we have Mistress Marley, we have poor Minds. In Atlanta,
Speaker 3: we have our girls Samaya of Sexual Essentials in DC,
Speaker 3: and literally everybody's bringing out the stops for you.
Speaker 4: All.
Speaker 2: Your favorite podcast Bitch is about to be in the
Speaker 2: building too. Like it's going to be a party, It's
Speaker 2: gonna be I just I can't wait.
Speaker 4: I'm getting so excited.
Speaker 1: I know, you know it's gonna be a real turn.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous, but I'm excited. I'm I'm nervous with that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is just my homegirls, I know, don't
Speaker 2: embarrass I sorry, up and come better.
Speaker 1: Not make us look bad, be our real friends. What
Speaker 1: the hell?
Speaker 4: Don't just be creepy listen to your car.
Speaker 2: Actually come, come, guess and human and even if you
Speaker 2: can't come, you guys, if you don't live in any
Speaker 2: of these cities. We are also streaming our Atlanta show,
Speaker 2: so if you want to check our Atlanta show, check
Speaker 2: out Baby Mother. Make sure you click the link for
Speaker 2: tickets to our live stream on April twenty On September
Speaker 2: twenty eighth, and I mean, obviously in person.
Speaker 3: Is the best, but if you can't make it, if
Speaker 3: you're not in the area, we'll feel the energy.
Speaker 2: You'll feel the energy, and oh god, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to meet all you guys in other
Speaker 2: cities too.
Speaker 3: Like one thing about us I will say is like
Speaker 3: when a bunch of magical bitches gather and we are
Speaker 3: all magical bitches, that's how you know we're all here.
Speaker 1: And it really is an elevated like vibe.
Speaker 3: And I'm really excited because like it's kind of like
Speaker 3: retreat vibes, but like turned up.
Speaker 1: It really gets.
Speaker 3: Really the magic energy is really intoxicating and you can't
Speaker 3: deny it. It's like divine, feminine, and it's powerful and
Speaker 3: it's fun. It's like I don't know it's gonna be popping.
Speaker 3: So I'm excited to experience this in all these different
Speaker 3: cities with all my different girls. And yeah, there's VIP
Speaker 3: tickets available in some cities, and honestly, some cities might
Speaker 3: be sold up.
Speaker 1: I know by the time you guys get this, it
Speaker 1: might be sold out.
Speaker 3: But DMS, maybe we have people selling tickets, maybe have
Speaker 3: some to give away. And please, please please don't let
Speaker 3: not having someone to come and stop.
Speaker 4: You don't do that. Don't do that. You'll find your
Speaker 4: people here, I promise.
Speaker 1: Also, don't be smoking in the venues.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just know how y'all do I know how
Speaker 3: our girls do, and I know it's sad.
Speaker 2: We'll smoke afterwards. What's roll of Fatty and just come
Speaker 2: to the outside. We'll smoke on the side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll smoke in the parking lot. I will parking lot
Speaker 3: pimp and that way we'll just keep everything.
Speaker 2: But you know what, we are having an after party
Speaker 2: in DC. We're having a little party, a little gathering,
Speaker 2: little tribe meet up in DC at Barcode after our
Speaker 2: show on October first. So if you want to join
Speaker 2: us after this, sh oh, we can meet us at
Speaker 2: bar Code.
Speaker 1: You can only meet us if you come to the
Speaker 1: show first.
Speaker 4: You can't come in. You can't get it. You won't
Speaker 4: get it.
Speaker 3: Actually, your ticket is entry to the after party.
Speaker 4: So we'll see it both.
Speaker 2: And I'm ready to go because I got to get
Speaker 2: out of my daughter's room and my nigga is here
Speaker 2: and I'm one of I want to go suck.
Speaker 4: Some tick so too.
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to go meet him at a
Speaker 3: bar and pretend like I don't know him.
Speaker 4: That's cuge. Did you guys agree to this already?
Speaker 1: I'm kind of tired. I'm gonna push through.
Speaker 4: I believe in you anyway,