WEBVTT - We're Coming To Your City

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<v Speaker 1>Am hih hi too.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't really do these often. This is hi hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we suppos to introduce ourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Nila and I'm Erica,

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<v Speaker 3>and we have a special fucking announcement.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a bonus announcement episode.

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<v Speaker 3>We just came to tell you that something epic is happening.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a really big fucking deal.

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<v Speaker 3>It's huge. It's breaking news. That's why we had to

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<v Speaker 3>come here on a day off to tell you. Send

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<v Speaker 3>you the message personally.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we are. We are the messengers to take it away.

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<v Speaker 1>We will be in a city near you this week.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah we will.

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<v Speaker 2>We will be in New York, well actually Chicago, first

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<v Speaker 2>New York, Philly, Atlanta, and Washington, d C. With our

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<v Speaker 2>Good Moms Gone Wild tour and bitch just come just

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<v Speaker 2>come come by yourself. You haven't got away for your friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Just come have a girl's night and meet your tribe

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<v Speaker 2>and come hang out with us, because bitch just need

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<v Speaker 2>a break.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you deserve it. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Now note I just realized we get to open our

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<v Speaker 3>show on a Wednesday in Chicago, which is the day

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<v Speaker 3>our episode usually drops. Oh my god, we're gonna do

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<v Speaker 3>a hump day like episode with our people for one.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it's like a real life podcast. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>what's so special?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I know, I just realized that. So if you're

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<v Speaker 3>in Chicago, it's our first show, and if you listen

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<v Speaker 3>to our podcast, we really personally want you to come anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're anywhere close to any of these cities.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Chicago September twenty second, New York the twenty third,

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<v Speaker 2>Philly the twenty fifth, Atlanta the twenty eighth, and DC

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<v Speaker 2>October first. But you ain't got to even remember all that.

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<v Speaker 2>Just look in the episode description. You can find it

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<v Speaker 2>and click tickets and come.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't talk yourself out of it. Don't make excuses.

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<v Speaker 2>I need this shit, Okay. I'm ready for a girl's night, Bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>I need abother fucking girls night. I've been like knee

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<v Speaker 2>deep in kid shit. I feel like kid work, kid work,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm ready to first of all, get out of

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<v Speaker 2>town and then go hang out and connect with the tribe, because.

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<v Speaker 3>Bitch mama gotta have a life too.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you sure the fuck does.

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<v Speaker 3>We're literally recording this in the bottom of a bunk bed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm literally in my daughter's room, hiding from her with

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<v Speaker 2>a mic under her bunk bed, recording like, I think

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<v Speaker 2>we need to take a picture just for this and

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<v Speaker 2>put it on Patreon or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're right. I think now you need to

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<v Speaker 3>take a picture. But if we need to get the

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<v Speaker 3>fuck out of here, you're right. This is too much.

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<v Speaker 4>This is why.

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<v Speaker 2>This is when you know you need to fucking if

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<v Speaker 2>you're hiding from your kids in the bathroom listening to

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<v Speaker 2>this right now, or in the car sitting in your

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<v Speaker 2>driveway because you can't you're not ready to go inside, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>you need a night out.

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<v Speaker 4>It's this is your sign.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know you know we're extra ass bitches. So

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<v Speaker 3>we've gone above and beyond. Each city has something special.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a special guest literally in each city, kicking

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<v Speaker 3>off with Tyomi in Chicago. Who Tyomi gal Amazon is

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<v Speaker 3>a fucking riding beast. She's a Tanta queen and you

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<v Speaker 3>got to see her in action. It will be the

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<v Speaker 3>first time timers on our show, and she's gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>teaching us some moves. It's gonna get sexy. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know about show, bitches. I'm taking some shots for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm taking some shots.

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<v Speaker 1>Show a little titty girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm dressing up. I'm trying to look sexy. This is

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<v Speaker 2>a real girl's night out. Like don't come, no, you

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<v Speaker 2>better come with it, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Also niggas, what you can come too, the niggas, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>they can come. Bring your husband.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a sexy night for them to.

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<v Speaker 3>Your boyfriend, Like, bring your homeboy. It's gonna be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, there's gonna be a lot of bitches,

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<v Speaker 3>fine bitches there. Well you have a fine ace tribe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you want to have a threesome, this is

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<v Speaker 2>their place. If you're looking for a third come to

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<v Speaker 2>the Good Mom Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I feel like like unicorns and open couples will

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<v Speaker 3>be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they because they just there. You people come to you,

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<v Speaker 2>Your people will come to you, and we are those people.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true. This is like a free, open minded like

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<v Speaker 1>this sounds.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a sex party these guys. It's not a sex

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<v Speaker 4>part that that City Winery.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a regular podcast show, except it's not regular because

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<v Speaker 2>it's us.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, There's gonna be special guests, there's gonna be fun games.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, there's always lots of surprises with the Good moms,

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<v Speaker 3>and you don't want to miss it.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess what you guys in Atlanta, which is one

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<v Speaker 2>of my favorite cities because it's just near and dear

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<v Speaker 2>to my heart. I don't know if you ever listened

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<v Speaker 2>to our episode about our Atlanta show. We like book

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<v Speaker 2>this excited we want to have a show in Atlanta

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<v Speaker 2>and barely made it by the like literally the skin

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<v Speaker 2>of our teeth, and app it happened to be such

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<v Speaker 2>an amazing episode and amazing time and amazing experience. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't wait to get back out there. And we've just

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<v Speaker 2>added a musical guest because we some extra bitches. That's right,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a musical guest, Baby Mama. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you've heard of her, but she's a dope ass

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<v Speaker 2>wrapper out of Atlanta, and she is just she is

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<v Speaker 2>so fucking fire like.

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<v Speaker 4>I just can't wait. I just saw her at Afropunk.

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<v Speaker 2>She killed it, and I just can't wait for her

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<v Speaker 2>to be at the Good Mom Show and set the vibes.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Not only that we have Sir Marvelous in New York,

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<v Speaker 3>we have Mistress Marley, we have poor Minds. In Atlanta,

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<v Speaker 3>we have our girls Samaya of Sexual Essentials in DC,

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<v Speaker 3>and literally everybody's bringing out the stops for you.

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<v Speaker 4>All.

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<v Speaker 2>Your favorite podcast Bitch is about to be in the

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<v Speaker 2>building too. Like it's going to be a party, It's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be I just I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm getting so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, you know it's gonna be a real turn.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nervous, but I'm excited. I'm I'm nervous with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this is just my homegirls, I know, don't

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<v Speaker 2>embarrass I sorry, up and come better.

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<v Speaker 1>Not make us look bad, be our real friends. What

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<v Speaker 1>the hell?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't just be creepy listen to your car.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually come, come, guess and human and even if you

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<v Speaker 2>can't come, you guys, if you don't live in any

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<v Speaker 2>of these cities. We are also streaming our Atlanta show,

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<v Speaker 2>so if you want to check our Atlanta show, check

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<v Speaker 2>out Baby Mother. Make sure you click the link for

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<v Speaker 2>tickets to our live stream on April twenty On September

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eighth, and I mean, obviously in person.

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<v Speaker 3>Is the best, but if you can't make it, if

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<v Speaker 3>you're not in the area, we'll feel the energy.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll feel the energy, and oh god, I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to meet all you guys in other

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<v Speaker 2>cities too.

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<v Speaker 3>Like one thing about us I will say is like

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<v Speaker 3>when a bunch of magical bitches gather and we are

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<v Speaker 3>all magical bitches, that's how you know we're all here.

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<v Speaker 1>And it really is an elevated like vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm really excited because like it's kind of like

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<v Speaker 3>retreat vibes, but like turned up.

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<v Speaker 1>It really gets.

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<v Speaker 3>Really the magic energy is really intoxicating and you can't

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<v Speaker 3>deny it. It's like divine, feminine, and it's powerful and

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<v Speaker 3>it's fun. It's like I don't know it's gonna be popping.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm excited to experience this in all these different

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<v Speaker 3>cities with all my different girls. And yeah, there's VIP

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<v Speaker 3>tickets available in some cities, and honestly, some cities might

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<v Speaker 3>be sold up.

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<v Speaker 1>I know by the time you guys get this, it

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<v Speaker 1>might be sold out.

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<v Speaker 3>But DMS, maybe we have people selling tickets, maybe have

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<v Speaker 3>some to give away. And please, please please don't let

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<v Speaker 3>not having someone to come and stop.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't do that. Don't do that. You'll find your

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<v Speaker 4>people here, I promise.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, don't be smoking in the venues.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I just know how y'all do I know how

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<v Speaker 3>our girls do, and I know it's sad.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll smoke afterwards. What's roll of Fatty and just come

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<v Speaker 2>to the outside. We'll smoke on the side.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we'll smoke in the parking lot. I will parking lot

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<v Speaker 3>pimp and that way we'll just keep everything.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what, we are having an after party

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<v Speaker 2>in DC. We're having a little party, a little gathering,

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<v Speaker 2>little tribe meet up in DC at Barcode after our

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<v Speaker 2>show on October first. So if you want to join

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<v Speaker 2>us after this, sh oh, we can meet us at

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<v Speaker 2>bar Code.

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<v Speaker 1>You can only meet us if you come to the

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<v Speaker 1>show first.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't come in. You can't get it. You won't

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<v Speaker 4>get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, your ticket is entry to the after party.

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<v Speaker 4>So we'll see it both.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm ready to go because I got to get

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<v Speaker 2>out of my daughter's room and my nigga is here

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm one of I want to go suck.

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<v Speaker 4>Some tick so too.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm going to go meet him at a

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<v Speaker 3>bar and pretend like I don't know him.

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<v Speaker 4>That's cuge. Did you guys agree to this already?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of tired. I'm gonna push through.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe in you anyway,