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Speaker 1: Am hih hi too.

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Speaker 2: We don't really do these often. This is hi hi.

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Speaker 2: Are we suppos to introduce ourselves.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Nila and I'm Erica,

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Speaker 3: and we have a special fucking announcement.

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Speaker 4: This is a bonus announcement episode.

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Speaker 3: We just came to tell you that something epic is happening.

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Speaker 4: It's a really big fucking deal.

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Speaker 3: It's huge. It's breaking news. That's why we had to

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Speaker 3: come here on a day off to tell you. Send

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Speaker 3: you the message personally.

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Speaker 4: Here we are. We are the messengers to take it away.

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Speaker 1: We will be in a city near you this week.

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Speaker 4: Yeah we will.

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Speaker 2: We will be in New York, well actually Chicago, first

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Speaker 2: New York, Philly, Atlanta, and Washington, d C. With our

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Speaker 2: Good Moms Gone Wild tour and bitch just come just

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Speaker 2: come come by yourself. You haven't got away for your friends.

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Speaker 2: Just come have a girl's night and meet your tribe

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Speaker 2: and come hang out with us, because bitch just need

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Speaker 2: a break.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you deserve it. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Now note I just realized we get to open our

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Speaker 3: show on a Wednesday in Chicago, which is the day

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Speaker 3: our episode usually drops. Oh my god, we're gonna do

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Speaker 3: a hump day like episode with our people for one.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's like a real life podcast. Oh

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Speaker 4: what's so special?

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Speaker 3: Oh I know, I just realized that. So if you're

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Speaker 3: in Chicago, it's our first show, and if you listen

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Speaker 3: to our podcast, we really personally want you to come anywhere.

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Speaker 1: If you're anywhere close to any of these cities.

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Speaker 2: That's Chicago September twenty second, New York the twenty third,

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Speaker 2: Philly the twenty fifth, Atlanta the twenty eighth, and DC

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Speaker 2: October first. But you ain't got to even remember all that.

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Speaker 2: Just look in the episode description. You can find it

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Speaker 2: and click tickets and come.

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Speaker 3: Don't talk yourself out of it. Don't make excuses.

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Speaker 2: I need this shit, Okay. I'm ready for a girl's night, Bitch,

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Speaker 2: I need abother fucking girls night. I've been like knee

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Speaker 2: deep in kid shit. I feel like kid work, kid work,

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Speaker 2: like I'm ready to first of all, get out of

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Speaker 2: town and then go hang out and connect with the tribe, because.

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Speaker 3: Bitch mama gotta have a life too.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you sure the fuck does.

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Speaker 3: We're literally recording this in the bottom of a bunk bed.

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Speaker 2: I'm literally in my daughter's room, hiding from her with

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Speaker 2: a mic under her bunk bed, recording like, I think

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Speaker 2: we need to take a picture just for this and

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Speaker 2: put it on Patreon or something.

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Speaker 3: I think you're right. I think now you need to

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Speaker 3: take a picture. But if we need to get the

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Speaker 3: fuck out of here, you're right. This is too much.

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Speaker 4: This is why.

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Speaker 2: This is when you know you need to fucking if

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Speaker 2: you're hiding from your kids in the bathroom listening to

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Speaker 2: this right now, or in the car sitting in your

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Speaker 2: driveway because you can't you're not ready to go inside, bitch,

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Speaker 2: you need a night out.

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Speaker 4: It's this is your sign.

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Speaker 3: And you know you know we're extra ass bitches. So

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Speaker 3: we've gone above and beyond. Each city has something special.

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Speaker 3: We have a special guest literally in each city, kicking

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Speaker 3: off with Tyomi in Chicago. Who Tyomi gal Amazon is

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Speaker 3: a fucking riding beast. She's a Tanta queen and you

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Speaker 3: got to see her in action. It will be the

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Speaker 3: first time timers on our show, and she's gonna be

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Speaker 3: teaching us some moves. It's gonna get sexy. I don't

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Speaker 3: know about show, bitches. I'm taking some shots for sure.

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Speaker 4: I'm taking some shots.

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Speaker 1: Show a little titty girl.

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Speaker 2: I'm dressing up. I'm trying to look sexy. This is

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Speaker 2: a real girl's night out. Like don't come, no, you

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Speaker 5: Also niggas, what you can come too, the niggas, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: they can come. Bring your husband.

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Speaker 1: It's a sexy night for them to.

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Speaker 3: Your boyfriend, Like, bring your homeboy. It's gonna be fine.

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Speaker 3: And you know, there's gonna be a lot of bitches,

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Speaker 3: fine bitches there. Well you have a fine ace tribe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to have a threesome, this is

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Speaker 2: their place. If you're looking for a third come to

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Speaker 2: the Good Mom Show.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like like unicorns and open couples will

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Speaker 2: Because they because they just there. You people come to you,

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Speaker 2: Your people will come to you, and we are those people.

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Speaker 1: It's true. This is like a free, open minded like

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Speaker 1: this sounds.

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Speaker 4: Like a sex party these guys. It's not a sex

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Speaker 4: part that that City Winery.

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Speaker 2: It's a regular podcast show, except it's not regular because

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Speaker 2: it's us.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, There's gonna be special guests, there's gonna be fun games.

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Speaker 3: You know, there's always lots of surprises with the Good moms,

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Speaker 3: and you don't want to miss it.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 2: I guess what you guys in Atlanta, which is one

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Speaker 2: to our episode about our Atlanta show. We like book

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Speaker 2: this excited we want to have a show in Atlanta

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Speaker 2: and barely made it by the like literally the skin

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Speaker 2: an amazing episode and amazing time and amazing experience. I

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Speaker 2: can't wait to get back out there. And we've just

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Speaker 2: added a musical guest because we some extra bitches. That's right,

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Speaker 2: we have a musical guest, Baby Mama. I don't know

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Speaker 2: if you've heard of her, but she's a dope ass

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Speaker 2: wrapper out of Atlanta, and she is just she is

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Speaker 2: so fucking fire like.

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Speaker 4: I just can't wait. I just saw her at Afropunk.

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Speaker 2: She killed it, and I just can't wait for her

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Speaker 2: to be at the Good Mom Show and set the vibes.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: Not only that we have Sir Marvelous in New York,

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Speaker 3: we have Mistress Marley, we have poor Minds. In Atlanta,

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Speaker 3: we have our girls Samaya of Sexual Essentials in DC,

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Speaker 3: and literally everybody's bringing out the stops for you.

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Speaker 4: All.

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Speaker 2: Your favorite podcast Bitch is about to be in the

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Speaker 2: building too. Like it's going to be a party, It's

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Speaker 4: I'm getting so excited.

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Speaker 1: I know, you know it's gonna be a real turn.

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Speaker 1: I'm nervous, but I'm excited. I'm I'm nervous with that.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, this is just my homegirls, I know, don't

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Speaker 1: Not make us look bad, be our real friends. What

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Speaker 4: Don't just be creepy listen to your car.

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Speaker 2: Actually come, come, guess and human and even if you

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Speaker 2: so if you want to check our Atlanta show, check

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Speaker 2: out Baby Mother. Make sure you click the link for

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Speaker 2: tickets to our live stream on April twenty On September

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Speaker 3: Is the best, but if you can't make it, if

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Speaker 2: You'll feel the energy, and oh god, I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to meet all you guys in other

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Speaker 3: Like one thing about us I will say is like

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Speaker 1: And it really is an elevated like vibe.

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Speaker 3: And I'm really excited because like it's kind of like

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Speaker 3: Really the magic energy is really intoxicating and you can't

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Speaker 3: So I'm excited to experience this in all these different

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Speaker 3: But DMS, maybe we have people selling tickets, maybe have

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Speaker 4: You don't do that. Don't do that. You'll find your

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Speaker 1: Also, don't be smoking in the venues.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I just know how y'all do I know how

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Speaker 2: We'll smoke afterwards. What's roll of Fatty and just come

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Speaker 2: to the outside. We'll smoke on the side.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll smoke in the parking lot. I will parking lot

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Speaker 2: But you know what, we are having an after party

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Speaker 2: in DC. We're having a little party, a little gathering,

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Speaker 1: You can only meet us if you come to the

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Speaker 4: You can't come in. You can't get it. You won't

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Speaker 3: Actually, your ticket is entry to the after party.

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Speaker 4: So we'll see it both.

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Speaker 2: And I'm ready to go because I got to get

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Speaker 2: out of my daughter's room and my nigga is here

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Speaker 2: and I'm one of I want to go suck.

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Speaker 4: Some tick so too.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm going to go meet him at a

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Speaker 4: That's cuge. Did you guys agree to this already?

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of tired. I'm gonna push through.

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Speaker 4: I believe in you anyway,