WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Jolly Old Mess

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<v Speaker 1>Second date, up date.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing worse than coming off of a first date knowing

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<v Speaker 2>that you made a mistakes that feeling too well, he

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<v Speaker 2>just brought up a bunch of memories from like last week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, man, I never should have ordered the

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<v Speaker 2>King Crab while I'm definitely allergic to shelfing.

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<v Speaker 1>What was I thinking?

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<v Speaker 3>But it's impressive when you do it, because it means

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<v Speaker 3>you're bawling out.

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<v Speaker 2>If I just keep stabbing myself in the neck with

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<v Speaker 2>an EpiPen every five minutes, I can get through this.

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<v Speaker 3>And the mouth counts as a first kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>Turned on by one of our listeners wrote to the

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<v Speaker 2>show saying he knows that he messed up, but he's

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<v Speaker 2>hoping that his date didn't notice. The thing is, once

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<v Speaker 2>I read what the mistake was, I mean, how could

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<v Speaker 2>she not know?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show. What were you thinking?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, I don't know what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought if I if I just kind of.

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<v Speaker 5>Brought a little like added level of elevation, that a

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<v Speaker 5>level of elevation.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, here's the thing we met.

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<v Speaker 3>On this dating Wait, real quick, real quick, what's her name?

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<v Speaker 2>Casey Okay, start at the beginning, tell us what went wrong?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, see we talked a little bit on on

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<v Speaker 4>dating app. You know, everybody's on dating apps nowadays, and

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<v Speaker 4>she agreed to meet up. We didn't like waste a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of time. We're like, it's just paying out a

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<v Speaker 4>local bar near my.

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<v Speaker 3>House, so innocent enough, easy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had this idea and I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, I ranted by some friends. They told me

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<v Speaker 4>it was a good idea, and now it feels like

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<v Speaker 4>they kind of were sabotaging me a bit. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought it might be a good idea to talk

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<v Speaker 4>in a light British accent for a little bit. Do

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<v Speaker 4>you always hear the concept that men with accents or

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<v Speaker 4>sex here?

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, couldn't she see on your dating bio

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<v Speaker 3>that you weren't British. I guess they would if I

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<v Speaker 3>mean if I had European I don't know. If I

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<v Speaker 3>was British and I was on dating apps, it would

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<v Speaker 3>be the first thing I would, you know, any swipe

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<v Speaker 3>rights of you around London.

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<v Speaker 2>To be fair, I don't think that you need to

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<v Speaker 2>be British to use a British accent. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>women would care if you do a good enough one.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk to Britney spears about how well that works out

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<v Speaker 3>for her.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he has a great British accent. Can we get

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<v Speaker 1>a sample of it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I quite fondly pond that's just I had heard

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<v Speaker 4>it in my head. I had was killing it.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, will wait, So that you really did it on

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<v Speaker 3>the date, like from the very.

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<v Speaker 5>Start, Well, I was a lot more locked in the

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<v Speaker 5>day of the date. I was practicing all day, even

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<v Speaker 5>when I was like going to like the gas station earlier,

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<v Speaker 5>I was trying to be in character to make sure

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<v Speaker 5>I had it down.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so we know why she's ghosting you. And in

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<v Speaker 1>Britain it's called a petrol state. Did you say immediately.

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<v Speaker 3>He starts driving on the wrong side of What was

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<v Speaker 3>her response when she first heard you talk like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she asked if I was from there, and I said,

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<v Speaker 4>I lived over there, just for a couple of months,

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<v Speaker 4>like studying abroad.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, is that his lie or is that really true

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<v Speaker 3>that you lived over there?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a lie?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but that's not the point. Okay. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>sell the story.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So you told her in a couple of months,

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<v Speaker 3>you developed an accents, that's right, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then moved and forgot everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you ever go to Canada and then next thing

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<v Speaker 4>you know, you're saying a after.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything, it's not the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Met you a very impressionable young man. That's okay. Countries

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<v Speaker 1>in a short amount of time.

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<v Speaker 3>Did Casey buy it? That's what I want to know.

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<v Speaker 4>It felt like if she stuck around, she was into it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's how I played it. So she was sticking around,

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<v Speaker 4>we were still hanging.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, did you ever reveal your real voice?

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<v Speaker 4>So about two drinks in, I started kind of letting

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<v Speaker 4>it slip my normal talking accent, but only in a

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<v Speaker 4>few sentences here and there.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like Mel Gibson in Brave Heart, like a

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<v Speaker 2>couple with an accent, a couple with an American accent.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the place.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, during the course of an hour and a half,

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<v Speaker 4>I probably went in and out of the accent half

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<v Speaker 4>a dozen times, but some of the word could go

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<v Speaker 4>either way. So I kind of thought, ash, maybe she

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<v Speaker 4>didn't notice certain parts of it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I don't understand what's the long play on this,

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<v Speaker 3>because if you actually like this girl and you want

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<v Speaker 3>to go out with her again, you can't continue this

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<v Speaker 3>your entire relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I figured I could slowly water it down until

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<v Speaker 4>it was back to my normal accent, because the thought

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<v Speaker 4>being I had been back in town long enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, reacclimating back into the American accident, start wearing like

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<v Speaker 2>cut off shirts and like get really American with.

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<v Speaker 1>Southern accent, spitt and chew.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so how did you two leave it?

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<v Speaker 4>So we ended the day and it seemed fine, and

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<v Speaker 4>then we just kind of went about our business.

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<v Speaker 3>So are you prepared to tell her the truth when

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<v Speaker 3>we call her next or are you wanting to keep

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<v Speaker 3>up this farce?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what do you guys think? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you have to look, this is a joke

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<v Speaker 1>from the first ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you tell her to waiting Ah the way where

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<v Speaker 3>a show from the BBC and we all call with

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<v Speaker 3>a British accent.

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<v Speaker 1>You like it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's practice it right now, oh croke.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes there's Australia has multiple networks, so we're doing it

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<v Speaker 3>from all over.

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<v Speaker 5>We can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're really going to terrify this girl when we

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<v Speaker 2>come back and scream at her in a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>different accents and try to get you.

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<v Speaker 1>Make some tea. You're gonna do it with your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update right after that sold off second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the news intro from the actual BBC. I

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<v Speaker 2>knew that, and I just I genuinely don't believe that

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<v Speaker 2>we can actually pull this off. But it's actually more

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<v Speaker 2>of a moral dilemma for us right now than it

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<v Speaker 2>is for our listener, Mitch, who's asked us for a

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<v Speaker 2>second date update because he faked a British accent during

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<v Speaker 2>his first date to impress a girl.

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<v Speaker 3>He haf faked it. Yeah, yeah, the American kept slipping out.

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<v Speaker 2>So clearly it didn't go very well for him, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's why he's reached out to us for help.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke has suggested that we follow his lie and pretend

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<v Speaker 2>to call the woman that he went out with, named Casey,

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<v Speaker 2>pretending to be from the news desk at the BBC

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<v Speaker 2>in London.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Jeffrey, Right, and where on the job what

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<v Speaker 1>do they call their job?

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds to American? Yeah, we're in the office, we're at

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<v Speaker 3>the bathrooms. I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>This might be a this might be a disaster, but

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<v Speaker 2>I have thought long and hard about what to do here.

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<v Speaker 1>And Mitch, are you still there.

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<v Speaker 4>I am still there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I think for better or for worse?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you think we need to tell the truth, we should.

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<v Speaker 2>Try the British accents for entertainment purposes. It's a packed

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<v Speaker 2>that we're all making and.

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<v Speaker 1>All minute together. We all go down together, us full

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<v Speaker 1>along with all good buddy Mitch Mitchell. No not Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch's American Mitch is like a flat make that you've

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<v Speaker 3>had since cons.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to stop with the accents.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're going to drive all of our listeners away

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<v Speaker 2>on every continent. Broke, we're setting rules. You're only allowed

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<v Speaker 2>four words or else you're going to totally botch this.

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<v Speaker 2>Jose ou No, okay, there you go.

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<v Speaker 4>Three.

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<v Speaker 2>That's quota, probably even less than Brock.

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<v Speaker 1>Alexis unlimited. I don't think you'll know my accident.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, Thank God for that ex boyfriend of hers.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Mitch, we're willing to do this for you.

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<v Speaker 2>We just have to be from some sort of British

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<v Speaker 2>radio show and we're doing a segment called the Second

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<v Speaker 2>Date shack Off. Yeah, Mitch, are you fully regretting the

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<v Speaker 2>decision to call into this radio show today?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a terrible decision.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding me. This is awesome. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why Jeffrey sounds like a male Mary Poppin.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Very formal, these Americans and their enthusiasm.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Okay, let us give Casey a ring?

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<v Speaker 1>Shall we?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Awful?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello is Ah? Is this an American woman named Casey

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<v Speaker 1>who's calling? Hello? Apologies for disrupting your day. I'm Jonathan

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<v Speaker 1>Clark from BBC Radio four. You're on our morning talk

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<v Speaker 1>show here in London. Oh, hello, hello, I apologize. That's

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<v Speaker 1>my co host. She is quite drunk this morning. I apologize, Casey,

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<v Speaker 1>are you there?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, there's some kind of joke.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, it's no joke. We've phoned you today

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<v Speaker 1>because we're delving into the raucous dating lives of cheeky Americans.

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<v Speaker 3>Those Americans you mean British men.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no Americans.

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<v Speaker 3>Wrong, I forgot that our man that we're talking about

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<v Speaker 3>used to live in Britain and then he was back

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<v Speaker 3>in America.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Okay, quite a few Irish coffees this month. So

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<v Speaker 1>your name was actually given to us by one of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners, a former local bloke named Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, yeah, the two you had a bit of a

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<v Speaker 6>snug and a bob the other night at an American tavern.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not sure what that means, but we had a

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<v Speaker 6>date the other night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so our jobs this morning is we would like

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<v Speaker 2>to pry if you don't mind, and ask you a

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<v Speaker 2>bit about how it went.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, hold on, so Mitch talked to you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Where are you? Yes, Mitch. Mitch spoke to

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<v Speaker 1>us earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, you two had a wicked good time, may

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<v Speaker 2>have got a bit knockered at the bar, and we

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<v Speaker 2>all want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it factual or just a load of rubbish? She

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<v Speaker 1>said it was more lovely though quite lovely.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she was quite lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>You're trying to speak to our new American friend, Casey,

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<v Speaker 2>of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Americans, Casey, I do apologize.

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<v Speaker 3>No British people love Americans.

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<v Speaker 1>In your opinion, Casey, how did it go?

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<v Speaker 6>This is so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I know this calls a bit random, but you were

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<v Speaker 2>doing this a huge service if you could just speak

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<v Speaker 2>to us for a tiny bit.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't know what exactly you guys are looking for,

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<v Speaker 6>but I mean it was fine, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, at any point during the day was he acting

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<v Speaker 1>a bit dodgy.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, there was a point towards the beginning of the

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<v Speaker 6>day that I was a little taken aback because I

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<v Speaker 6>didn't know he had a British accent.

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<v Speaker 1>I must have been a pleasant surprise to you then.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, to be honest, I wasn't really sure he was

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<v Speaker 6>telling the truth. But it's all starting to make sense now,

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<v Speaker 6>I guess because it's darker to you all.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's true. You're never allowed to lie on British radio,

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<v Speaker 1>that is one of the rules.

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<v Speaker 3>But on American radio they lie all the time. Just lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,

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<v Speaker 3>and maybe sometimes they should come clean.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, look, Casey, I understand sometimes first dates can be

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<v Speaker 1>a bit tricky.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're trying.

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<v Speaker 2>To impress some one that you're meeting for the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>So perhaps this was a situation going on with young Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>How is he better in British language just flows out

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Here's the situation. The way that this segment

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<v Speaker 1>works is we have the person that you went on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with sitting on the other line, listening in

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<v Speaker 1>on the conversation, and at the start of this call,

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<v Speaker 1>we were not fully honest with you. So I do

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<v Speaker 1>apologize for that, but he is there waiting to speak

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<v Speaker 1>his piece. Mitchell, are you there?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello? There?

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<v Speaker 2>He is.

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<v Speaker 1>Night in shining Armor.

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<v Speaker 6>Mitch, is that you?

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<v Speaker 3>It is?

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<v Speaker 4>It's me again.

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<v Speaker 6>This is super strange. I mean, I'm not sure why

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<v Speaker 6>you had to call England to well for second day.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a friend of our shows.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm very familiar with them. In my time there, I

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<v Speaker 4>spent less into the Malarch and grew quite fond of them.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, okay, I guess that makes sense. You a

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<v Speaker 6>lot of trouble for me, so that's kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well you were.

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<v Speaker 4>I think of you as a quite proper fit third

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<v Speaker 4>so I wanted to do whatever it Troup.

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<v Speaker 3>But remember, Mitch, this may be very hard to keep up,

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<v Speaker 3>if you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell never shies away from a challenge, though, do you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I do not. I'm quite reready for any challenge. Hell.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that what my drunken co host is referring

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<v Speaker 1>to over there is it's quite difficult to go out

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<v Speaker 1>in the modern world because of the prices of everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Inflation has made paying for things just absolutely preposterous.

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<v Speaker 3>And so that's what I was talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Frankly, I have a very hard time understanding anything that

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>The gin has gone straight to your head.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're going to take care of all the finances

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<v Speaker 2>and offer to pay for your next meet up with Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe some fish and chips and some mushy peas. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you're making me hunger.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd love to cut a film with you as well.

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<v Speaker 4>That's something I know we both share in common.

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<v Speaker 1>Tip to the cinema.

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<v Speaker 6>Why did you just sound like an American there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have American roots issue.

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<v Speaker 4>What's to tell you that we're going over.

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<v Speaker 1>Telephones? You know? Unfortunately I am staring out the window

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<v Speaker 1>and I do see Big Ben off in the distance,

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<v Speaker 1>and we are running out of time.

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<v Speaker 2>The segment is nearly at a close. Casey, we need

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<v Speaker 2>an answer from you, definitively yes or no. Would you

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<v Speaker 2>like to go out with Mitch once more?

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<v Speaker 6>But I don't know why everybody's laughing, and I feel

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<v Speaker 6>like I could be missing the joke here. Yeah, I'd

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<v Speaker 6>like to try it again.

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<v Speaker 4>Way the Queen be.

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<v Speaker 2>Blessed past quite a while ago.

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<v Speaker 4>It's going to be a quite proper fine night, and

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<v Speaker 4>we're going to have an incredible evening together. Again.

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<v Speaker 6>No guy has ever got in such trouble to try

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<v Speaker 6>to get me to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 6>with this, So I'm impressed.

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<v Speaker 4>Anything for a special lady like yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, which one you piped down for just a bit?

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<v Speaker 1>It's another successful second date?

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<v Speaker 2>Snog off what's here on BBC Radio for Stay tuned

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<v Speaker 2>as we recap all of the Beatles' greatest hits be.

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<v Speaker 1>Never out of Soil Here in London. It's looking Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, it's a Jonathan Clark.

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<v Speaker 3>This is not good.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the Chimney.

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<v Speaker 1>Suite looking Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke, Why would you

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<v Speaker 1>keep saying in the middle of the call. Should we

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<v Speaker 1>tell her now?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I thought we were gonna cut clean. That was

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<v Speaker 3>like we tricked her into a date that wasn't cool.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole pack. Yeah, the whole British accent thing was

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<v Speaker 1>your idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I was joking.

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<v Speaker 1>You were beginning.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you hear how bad his accent is? Again, it's

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<v Speaker 3>worse than mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Still, we had committed.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't like pull back on it like you're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to in your marriage.

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<v Speaker 4>Jok.

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<v Speaker 1>You committed to it. You gotta follow Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 3>When she said, oh now I believe him, I felt

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<v Speaker 3>really terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>If she's willing to buy that, you shouldn't feel bad

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<v Speaker 2>for her Next time.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just gullible.

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<v Speaker 1>Next time, just roll with it, Brooke.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sick and tired of having to step up and

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<v Speaker 2>save your butt on every single second.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I make a.

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<v Speaker 2>Request if you have an accent, I would love to

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<v Speaker 2>see if we could do as many accents as possible

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<v Speaker 2>on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>If you had a bad date, let's do second date.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's an every accent. I know that's your dream,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm putting a stop to that right now. This

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<v Speaker 3>is the one and only. We're one and done.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get our show canceled.

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<v Speaker 2>Call in if you want to hear you can go

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<v Speaker 2>to the Brook and Jeffrey podcast. If you missed it,

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<v Speaker 2>find all of our second dates there or on the

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<v Speaker 2>BBC four radio network.