WEBVTT - Edward Jones: “The First Celebrity Stalker”

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Criminalia, a production of Shonda land Audio in

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<v Speaker 1>partnership with I Heart Radio. Hello, and welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>second season of Criminalia. This season, we're exploring the lives

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<v Speaker 1>and motivations of some of the most notorious stalkers throughout history.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Maria Trumarqui and I'm Holly Fry. And while our

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<v Speaker 1>first season was all about women poisoner, season two all

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<v Speaker 1>about stalkers. And today we're going to talk about a

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<v Speaker 1>teenage stalker who stole the young Queen Victoria's underwear. And

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<v Speaker 1>as that intro suggests, especially because we're laughing about it,

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<v Speaker 1>this particular stalker story has the distinction of being definitely

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<v Speaker 1>more odd than it does scary. Absolutely So first let's

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<v Speaker 1>set our scene. So this is nineteen century England during

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<v Speaker 1>the Victorian Era, which is generally considered to be about

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen thirty seven to nineteen o one, which is the

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<v Speaker 1>life of Queen Victoria. Um but give or take a

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<v Speaker 1>few years uneat end. It was a period of time

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<v Speaker 1>when there was rapid development and change happening. Victoria came

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<v Speaker 1>to the throne in eighteen thirty seven at the age

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<v Speaker 1>of eighteen as Queen of the United Kingdom of Great

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<v Speaker 1>Britain and Ireland. All accounts say that she was stout

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<v Speaker 1>and considered dowdy, and although she wasn't actually even five

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<v Speaker 1>ft tall, she succeeded in projecting herself to be much larger.

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<v Speaker 1>Her reign lasted sixty three years and seven months. She

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<v Speaker 1>was the record holder until current Queen Elizabeth seconds and

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<v Speaker 1>Victoria's reign began at a time of the world's first

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<v Speaker 1>Industrial Revolution. This was a time of great change for

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<v Speaker 1>obviously the industrial but also the political, scientific, and military

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<v Speaker 1>sectors within the United Kingdom. This is also a time

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<v Speaker 1>when the British Empire became the first global industrial power

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<v Speaker 1>and produced much of the world's coal, iron, steel, and textiles.

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<v Speaker 1>During this time, the UK changed from an agricultural country

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<v Speaker 1>to an industrialized one, and while that was good for

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<v Speaker 1>the middle class, a lot of people continued to suffer

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<v Speaker 1>from deep poverty. This is also a time that gets

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of valid discussion about colonization and the expanding

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<v Speaker 1>of empire by taking over other people's lands. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>strange time where development is going on and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of bad things are happening in the name of that development.

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<v Speaker 1>There were harsh factory conditions. There was unsafe housing, there

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<v Speaker 1>was really bad sanitation, and along with all of this,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, where's excessive drinking. Women were also in the workplace,

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<v Speaker 1>which some people saw as a moral problem. This was

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<v Speaker 1>a problem. There was also a decline in religious fervor

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<v Speaker 1>at this time, right. So, in eighteen forty, two to

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<v Speaker 1>three years after her reign began, Victoria married Prince Albert,

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<v Speaker 1>who happened to be her first cousin. Uh, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>leave it at that. Victoria, who was deeply in love,

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<v Speaker 1>was the one who proposed to Albert, and during their

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen years of marriage they had nine children. Um In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>also at this time in Great Britain as well as

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<v Speaker 1>elsewhere in Europe and in the United States, the idea

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<v Speaker 1>that marriage should be based in romantic love rather than

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<v Speaker 1>for money or another strategic reason that you can come

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<v Speaker 1>up with romantic love was gaining popularity. Victoria also helped

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<v Speaker 1>cement that idea, right. She was in many ways a

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<v Speaker 1>trend setter, right. The idea of the white wedding dress

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<v Speaker 1>kind of goes back to her. We should also point

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<v Speaker 1>out that she, in terms of social and Royal Moray's

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, she had to be the one to propose.

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<v Speaker 1>Albert could not propose to her because she was a

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<v Speaker 1>higher station than him, which would have been just not

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<v Speaker 1>okay at all. So it was the time of things

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<v Speaker 1>that were more exciting than marrying for money in Royal

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<v Speaker 1>Bay Bees though. It was also the time of Charles

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<v Speaker 1>Dickens and Charles Darwin and Florence Nightingale and the steam

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<v Speaker 1>powered locomotive and the first telegraph and telephone. This was

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<v Speaker 1>a really exciting time to be alive. We talked about

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<v Speaker 1>our technological age and things moving so quickly that felt

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<v Speaker 1>like this to a lot of people where they were

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<v Speaker 1>just like, do you mean I can talk to somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who was far away? Absolutely? Absolutely, I mean like I think,

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<v Speaker 1>what was it? The penny black? Is that what it

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<v Speaker 1>was called? The very first black penny postage stamp also

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<v Speaker 1>happened during Victoria's reign, like you could, you could connect

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<v Speaker 1>with people in ways that you could never have connected before.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's in this time period that Edward Jones, or

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<v Speaker 1>as the newspapers nicknamed him, the Boy Jones, was born

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<v Speaker 1>in London some time around eighteen four. His father was

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<v Speaker 1>a tailor and his family was very poor but by

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<v Speaker 1>the time that Edward Jones was fourteen years old, he

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<v Speaker 1>had become the first celebrity stalker. So this all started

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<v Speaker 1>in eighteen thirty eight when Jones was overheard bragging to

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<v Speaker 1>his employer about walking through Buckingham Palace. But no one

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<v Speaker 1>believed that he had done this or that he would

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<v Speaker 1>do this. The very thought of a commoner just strolling

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<v Speaker 1>through the palace was absolutely absurd. It would be like

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<v Speaker 1>me going Maria yesterday I was on the moon like.

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<v Speaker 1>It was that level of just ridiculous to the hearer, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go back this weekend, like, oh my

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<v Speaker 1>gonna all the time about you. But here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>as absurd as it sounded, between eighteen thirty eight and

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen forty one, Jones did break into Buckingham Palace way

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<v Speaker 1>more than once. He was good at it more than once.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like he just walked in the front door.

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<v Speaker 1>At the end of it, he's like, hey, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that kid's back right right, we know him. He's

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<v Speaker 1>been here a hundred and two times. So or to

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<v Speaker 1>start at the beginning, the story of the boy Jones

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<v Speaker 1>has been over the years basically pieced together using newspaper

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<v Speaker 1>reports from the first years of Victoria's reign and the

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<v Speaker 1>first time that he entered Buckingham Palace in he did

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<v Speaker 1>it with a disguise. He disguised himself as a chimney sweeper.

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<v Speaker 1>In History tells us that Jones was not a particularly

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<v Speaker 1>good looking gent. He's described as having a wide mouth

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<v Speaker 1>and a low brow and not really um super good

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<v Speaker 1>about bathing regularly. Not some good higien there, right. So

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<v Speaker 1>word is that he thought he wouldn't stand out dressed

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<v Speaker 1>as a chimney sweep, and that apparently worked because he

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<v Speaker 1>got in. But the visit ended for the fictitious chimney

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<v Speaker 1>sweep when he was seen by a porter and chased

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<v Speaker 1>out and then was captured by the authorities. And when

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<v Speaker 1>they captured him, they found that he had the Queen's

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<v Speaker 1>underwear hidden in his pants. I have questions because if

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<v Speaker 1>you look at pantalets from this era, right, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like a pair of underwear today. Right, It's like he

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<v Speaker 1>had like bloomers shot. It's like fabric. Even the way

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<v Speaker 1>they're cut is not straight cut the way we would

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<v Speaker 1>have pants today. They had a lot of extra fabric

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<v Speaker 1>at the back to allow movement, but it would have

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<v Speaker 1>been probably a very very delicate, thin, really beautiful material.

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<v Speaker 1>So he may have been able to watt it up

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<v Speaker 1>quite tiny. But could it have been like a silk

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<v Speaker 1>or something. No, not for her, probably not. It probably

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<v Speaker 1>would have been a really really nice, high grade cotton

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<v Speaker 1>or even maybe linen. Don't quote me on this. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't prep And maybe they knew that he had them

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<v Speaker 1>in his pants because there was a large bulge from

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<v Speaker 1>like around his knees. But I mean, keep in mind,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole reason for undergarments. It was to keep your

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<v Speaker 1>clothes from getting soiled and to keep them beautiful. So

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<v Speaker 1>they had to be things that could be washed. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why something like a silk would probably not have been it. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So this trial, the after the Debacle of the underpants

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of treated like a joke, because it is

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<v Speaker 1>as silly as it sounds, the Debacle of the underpand

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<v Speaker 1>that's going to be the movie that we've made about.

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<v Speaker 1>And his defense referred to the event as quote youthful

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<v Speaker 1>folly and not for any felonious purpose, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of laughed at, just as we are. And so

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<v Speaker 1>Jones was ultimately acquitted because no one took it seriously. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>they had a fourteen year old boy who scaled the

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<v Speaker 1>ball and came into the palace for one time. That

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<v Speaker 1>single time, I can see taking it as a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>But the problem became that Jones kept going back to

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<v Speaker 1>the palace. Uh. He stole food from the kitchen, he

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<v Speaker 1>was caught sitting on the throne twice, he slept in

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<v Speaker 1>the servants bed. He read the Queen's private letters, and

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<v Speaker 1>at some point Jones also managed to make with a

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<v Speaker 1>portrait of the queen, regimental sword, a letter, three pairs

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<v Speaker 1>of trousers, and a collection of linen's does he have

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<v Speaker 1>big pants? Like, maybe this is the answer to prob

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<v Speaker 1>A portrait, a portrait of the He was actually a tiny,

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<v Speaker 1>tiny person that was disguised as a six foot tall person.

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<v Speaker 1>So we had lots of actor room and some skilts

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<v Speaker 1>with some space. Right, he just walked out with it

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<v Speaker 1>over his own face. He's like, this is my face portrait. Yeah. Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>But with all of these amazing feats of break ins

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<v Speaker 1>and theft, the boy Jones became a media celebrity. So

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<v Speaker 1>with that, we're going to take a quick break for

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<v Speaker 1>a word from our sponsor. And when we come back,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to talk about what was up with palace

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<v Speaker 1>security at this time. Welcome to Criminalia, all right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get to talking about just how easy it was to

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<v Speaker 1>scale the walls of Buckingham Palace in the nineteenth century. Today,

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<v Speaker 1>the Queen's Guard is responsible for guarding Buckingham Palace and

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<v Speaker 1>St James Palace in London. There are heat sensors that

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<v Speaker 1>surround the palace as well as CCTV. The grounds are

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<v Speaker 1>patrolled twenty four hours a day by armed guards, and

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<v Speaker 1>yet people still attempt to break in or scale the gates,

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<v Speaker 1>and occasionally they do. But security at the time we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about was nothing like it is now. It was

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<v Speaker 1>not at that level. It was notoriously loose and unorganized.

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<v Speaker 1>During Victoria's reign, she was the first royal to live

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<v Speaker 1>in Buckingham Palace and no one headed up palace security

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<v Speaker 1>at the time. Part of the problem was that in

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<v Speaker 1>many cases, each task of the household was managed by

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<v Speaker 1>a separate entity, and in cases where those tas overlapped,

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<v Speaker 1>they were not always under the same supervisory umbrella. Marie

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<v Speaker 1>and I had been talking earlier about sort of the

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<v Speaker 1>infamous problem of the people who watched the outside of

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<v Speaker 1>the windows and the people who watched the inside of

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<v Speaker 1>the windows would not coordinate their schedules, so there was

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<v Speaker 1>never really a clean window. So it wasn't just security,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was a lot of things in the palace

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<v Speaker 1>that were operating in this sort of strange, genteel sort

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<v Speaker 1>of chaos, and anyone and everyone, from vagrants to the

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<v Speaker 1>casually curious, were known to jump the walls in the

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<v Speaker 1>Victorian era, and pretty easily so, And there was a

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<v Speaker 1>great deal of fascination when it came to the new queen.

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<v Speaker 1>When her uncle, King William the Fourth died, he left

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<v Speaker 1>her as a new monarch, and she was less than

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<v Speaker 1>a month past her eighteenth birthday. She had been raised

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<v Speaker 1>in a very very sheltered and protective manner by her mother,

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<v Speaker 1>the Duchess Kent, and her mother's adviser, Sir John Conroy.

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<v Speaker 1>Victoria's entire childithood and the years leading up to her

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<v Speaker 1>reign were spent under Conroy and the Duchess's system of

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<v Speaker 1>very strict rules, which they called the Kensington System. Public

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<v Speaker 1>appearances of the princess had been carefully managed by the

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<v Speaker 1>adult duo, and as a consequence, the general excitement over

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<v Speaker 1>a new monarch was overlaid with intense curiosity about the

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<v Speaker 1>teenager who was on the throne. Yeah, people really didn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like they knew that much about her, because even

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<v Speaker 1>though there had been things published about her, she was

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<v Speaker 1>still this sort of weird enigma that had been kept

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<v Speaker 1>away from them. Right now you could see her. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she is real. Um. She was described as being frightened

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<v Speaker 1>as a young queen because of Jones, and Victoria actually

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<v Speaker 1>wrote in her journal after the time that the boy

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<v Speaker 1>Jones was removed from underneath the piece of furniture. Quote,

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<v Speaker 1>if he had come into my bedroom, how frightened I

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<v Speaker 1>would have been. But honestly, with the number of times

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<v Speaker 1>that he got in, it kind of doesn't necessarily seem

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<v Speaker 1>like he was stocked the queen, but more like he

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<v Speaker 1>was stalking the palace. But then he kept taking her stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, you know, there's that. And we should also

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<v Speaker 1>point out like he was not the only one. Throughout

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<v Speaker 1>Victoria's reign. There were, of course more stalkers. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>know a certain number, there have been various ones bandied about.

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<v Speaker 1>There were also attempts on her life. It was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of all of the unfortunate side of what it meant

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<v Speaker 1>to be a monarch. Also, it wasn't the missing Linen's

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<v Speaker 1>that the Palace was so worried about. Initially they were.

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<v Speaker 1>They were more fearful that Jones might hurt or even

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<v Speaker 1>assassinate the Queen or maybe kidnapped the Princess Royal. The

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<v Speaker 1>monarchy wanted to get rid of Jones at any cost.

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<v Speaker 1>So what the Palace was really really worried about was

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<v Speaker 1>that the boy Jones may have seen things when he

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<v Speaker 1>roamed the halls, and he may have overheard things. They

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<v Speaker 1>weren't sure if he was privy to the secrets of

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<v Speaker 1>the throne or the government. They were determined to keep

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<v Speaker 1>him quiet and to create a large distance between him

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<v Speaker 1>and the Palace. Yet still he kept coming, and he

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<v Speaker 1>became a little bit of a folk hero. His palace

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<v Speaker 1>capers became the subject of songs and poems. They were

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<v Speaker 1>also written up all the time in silicious newspapers. There

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<v Speaker 1>was so much speculation about what he had really seen

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<v Speaker 1>inside the palace, and exactly what the Palace was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to avoid was all of this. Whether those stories were

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<v Speaker 1>true or not, they did not want it to be

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<v Speaker 1>in the press. They did not want speculation about what

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<v Speaker 1>might be going on. Here's the thing. It does not

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<v Speaker 1>appear that the boy Jones ever gossiped about what he

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<v Speaker 1>saw on these little escapades, even though he claimed early

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<v Speaker 1>on during his break ins when he would be taken

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<v Speaker 1>into custody, that he had intended to tell the world

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<v Speaker 1>what he saw, But he never really did. He just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of mucked about quietly and often dozed off again.

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<v Speaker 1>And this time in December, the boy Jones was discovered

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<v Speaker 1>in the palace um. This time he was discovered underneath

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<v Speaker 1>the sofa in the room that was adjacent to the

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<v Speaker 1>Queen's private bedroom. And this time he was arrested, and

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<v Speaker 1>this time he was sentenced to three months in a

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<v Speaker 1>house of correction. Here's the thing about Jones and the palace.

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<v Speaker 1>Just ten days after he was released, he went back

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<v Speaker 1>to the palace and he was found wandering in one

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<v Speaker 1>of the royal apartments. He was eventually caught by palace

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<v Speaker 1>guards and found himself back in front of the jury,

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<v Speaker 1>and this time he was sentenced to three months of

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<v Speaker 1>hard labor at Tothill Fields Prison. The Leicester Harold reported quote,

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<v Speaker 1>it would appear that there is now no doubt, but

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<v Speaker 1>the account given by Jones difficult as it is to

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<v Speaker 1>believe anything he says as to his having effected his

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<v Speaker 1>entrance into the palace by scaling the garden wall from

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<v Speaker 1>Constitution Hill and then passing through one of the French

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<v Speaker 1>windows which opens onto the lawn is correct. It is

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<v Speaker 1>said that some of the windows were broken, and that

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<v Speaker 1>other marks of suspicious nature were observable near the spot.

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<v Speaker 1>Having once gained the inside of the building, the lad

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<v Speaker 1>from his recollection of the various staircases and passages, would

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<v Speaker 1>find perhaps but little difficulty in reaching the apartment in

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<v Speaker 1>which he was afterwards arrested. So, after his release from

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<v Speaker 1>hard labor in prison, Jones was yet again caught wandering

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<v Speaker 1>around Buckingham Palace. Um, I feel like every paragraph from

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<v Speaker 1>now on just to just start with that. Uh so

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<v Speaker 1>this time back at the palace. Actually, instead of a

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<v Speaker 1>charge or trial, he was sent to do duty as

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<v Speaker 1>a sailor in the Royal Navy, which, if he did

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<v Speaker 1>for they say more than five years. Jones served on

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<v Speaker 1>the HMS worst By, the h M S Inconstant and

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<v Speaker 1>the h M S Harlequin. A year later, he finally

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<v Speaker 1>got a chance to escape from his ship in Portsmouth

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<v Speaker 1>and got himself to London. However, no longer to anyone's surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>You can guess where he was caught loitering in the

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<v Speaker 1>vicinity of Buckingham Palace and he was immediately sent back

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<v Speaker 1>to his ship. The last mention of the boy Jones

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<v Speaker 1>in the media was in eight four, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>when he was rescued after going overboard, presumably to swim

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<v Speaker 1>back to London and get to the palace in the

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<v Speaker 1>waters between Tunis and Algiers. You know, I wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>surprised if he was planning to swim, because there was

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<v Speaker 1>one account that said that he walked himself to London

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<v Speaker 1>after he got off the ship. Now it was not

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<v Speaker 1>a good source, you know, but still the idea of

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<v Speaker 1>the walking in the swimming to get back to it

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<v Speaker 1>fits ragul fence. So there's actually another version that we

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<v Speaker 1>should talk about. Um. The second version of this story

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<v Speaker 1>regarding Jones's time in the navy actually doesn't have the

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<v Speaker 1>Navy in it whatsoever. There's a version of this story

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<v Speaker 1>that suggests he was invited to join the Royal Navy

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<v Speaker 1>in an effort to get him at sea and far

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<v Speaker 1>away from the Palace, and in this version, Jones refused

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<v Speaker 1>to deploy, so the monarchy kidnapped him and deported him

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<v Speaker 1>to Brazil. And in this scenario he was kept on

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<v Speaker 1>board a prison ship for about five to six years,

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<v Speaker 1>without any official charge or trial, and never getting close

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<v Speaker 1>enough to the shore to plan an escape. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a quick break now, and whenn't we get back,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to talk about how Jones ended up in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Criminalia. So now let's talk about Edward

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<v Speaker 1>Jones in Australia. Yeah, so during this time in the

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<v Speaker 1>Victorian era, I think it's fairly common knowledge that convicts

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<v Speaker 1>and other people deemed unsavory were frequently deported from Great

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<v Speaker 1>Britain to the penal colony that was then Australia. And

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<v Speaker 1>after his time in the navy or aboard that prison ship,

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<v Speaker 1>whichever you believe, Jones was deported to Australia and there

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<v Speaker 1>he is said to have sold pies and generally kind

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<v Speaker 1>of just tried to keep a low profile and lead

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<v Speaker 1>something akin to a normal life. And for years in

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<v Speaker 1>both the UK and Australia, people are said to have

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<v Speaker 1>followed him around shouting there's the boy who went to

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<v Speaker 1>visit the queen. Well he did, It's a true statement.

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<v Speaker 1>So in the eighteen eighties, as a grown man who

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<v Speaker 1>wished to return to being an unknown man, Edward Jones

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<v Speaker 1>changed his name to Thomas Jones. Jones did have truly

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<v Speaker 1>become an alcoholic and possibly also a burglar. When he

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<v Speaker 1>decided he returned to England. His brother persuaded him to

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<v Speaker 1>go back to Australia, which he did and he became

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<v Speaker 1>the town crier in Perth. He died in Australia um

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<v Speaker 1>when he was drunk and he had fallen off the

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell River Bridge and he landed unfortunately on his head.

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<v Speaker 1>So unlike what the stalker profile that today's FBI suggests,

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<v Speaker 1>Jones never thought that he and the Queen were destined

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<v Speaker 1>to be together. He didn't want to kill her. He's

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<v Speaker 1>been described by modern historians as a quote very weird

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<v Speaker 1>character and a very solitary man who, apart from his

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<v Speaker 1>visits to Queen Victoria's palace, wasn't particularly interested in women.

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<v Speaker 1>But what he did want to do was he wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to sit on the throne. He wanted to read her books,

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted to go through her things, and in general,

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted to enter the palace, but really not to

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<v Speaker 1>see the Victoria or her new baby or anyone who

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<v Speaker 1>worked or lived there, and that's what he did mostly.

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<v Speaker 1>Um he gained access through some pretty simple methods, including

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<v Speaker 1>security breaches like unlocked doors or unshuttered windows on the

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<v Speaker 1>ground floor, and once he got inside, he did things

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<v Speaker 1>like sit on the throne, he hit under the Queen's sofa,

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<v Speaker 1>and he stole her underwear. I would give a jillion

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<v Speaker 1>dollars to just find out what he was thinking during

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<v Speaker 1>any of this. As he's laying under the sofa, He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>how am I going to get out of here? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Like is he like yeah, I'm in the palace, or

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<v Speaker 1>like why do I keep doing this? He was caught

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<v Speaker 1>on the premises three times, and he admitted that he

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<v Speaker 1>had been in the palace a fourth time, and today

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<v Speaker 1>historians believe that he likely entered Buckingham Palace many other

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<v Speaker 1>times that he just never got caught. And the thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't always feel compelled to steal things every time

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<v Speaker 1>he made a visit, so it's really hard to track

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<v Speaker 1>him because the records of like, oh something's missing might

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<v Speaker 1>not always reflect whether or not he had been there. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you just need to sit on the throne, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing this afternoon, I'm going to sit

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<v Speaker 1>on the throne. I'm going to the moon on the moon.

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<v Speaker 1>So this all makes the Boy Jones the first celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>stalker on record, um, but he was certainly not the

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<v Speaker 1>only potential threat to Queen Victoria at this time, and

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<v Speaker 1>certainly not the only intruder to Buckingham Palace. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>unwelcome guests still to this day try to break into

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<v Speaker 1>the palace, probably on a daily basis. I would say,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they've got a lot of security during the

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<v Speaker 1>summer of eight for example. To look at some of

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<v Speaker 1>these historical other instances that puts this right. At the

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<v Speaker 1>same time as when the Boy Jones started his series

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<v Speaker 1>of fourays into the Palace, there was a silversmith named

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas Flower who was found sleeping in a chair outside

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<v Speaker 1>Queen Victoria's bedroom. He was known about Buckingham Palace as

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<v Speaker 1>one of the Queen's unrelenting admirers, and he ended up

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<v Speaker 1>being sent to prison for gaining entry into the palace.

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<v Speaker 1>See the Boy Jones doesn't know how good he has it,

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<v Speaker 1>so there's one more interesting Buckingham Palace intrusion story, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's not during the Victorian period. It's during a more

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<v Speaker 1>modern era. It's it's two. In fact, there was a

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<v Speaker 1>man named Michael Fagan who was found inside Buckingham Palace,

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<v Speaker 1>and like the boy Jones, the visits happened on more

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<v Speaker 1>than one occasion. He roamed rooms that were used by

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<v Speaker 1>Princess Diana as well as the Queen. He looked around

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<v Speaker 1>the palace. Allegedly he sat on the throne for a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I think if you break into Buckingham Palace though against like,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you committed to sitting on the throne? Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>already you know these days it's self beyond the throne? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not man. But in two breaking into Buckingham Palace was

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<v Speaker 1>actually a civil rather than a criminal offense, so he

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<v Speaker 1>was actually charged with something rather hilarious. Rather than being

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<v Speaker 1>in the palace, he was charged with the theft of

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<v Speaker 1>a snack of cheese and crackers and the wine he

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<v Speaker 1>had drunk while he was in the palace, which I love.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, how much for a square cheese? Okay? I

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<v Speaker 1>got it, so holly. Speaking of drinking at the palace. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I hear you have some drinks for us? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>we won't be drinking at the palace. No, you're wherever

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<v Speaker 1>you are as a palace. Um. Yes, let's think of it. This.

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for the chaser. So one of the

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<v Speaker 1>things I wanted to do, since we were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the Victorian era, one of my very favorites, was actually

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<v Speaker 1>to look up and make a cocktail from that era.

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<v Speaker 1>And so what I ended up finding was the cocktail,

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<v Speaker 1>which was a drink that was written down in three

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you a thing about this. I read

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<v Speaker 1>this and I said, this is gonna be foul. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what actually happened. So it's a really simple recipe.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you can see that this is like where

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<v Speaker 1>it starts where people start mixing things. This recipe is

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<v Speaker 1>a teaspoon of fine sugar or simple syrup, two ounces

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<v Speaker 1>of rye whiskey, rum gin or brandy, your choice. I

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<v Speaker 1>went with brandy for mine. Three ounces of water, four

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<v Speaker 1>dashes of bitters. You mix all that together and then

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<v Speaker 1>you sprinkle it with nutmeg on top. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is just watered down booze. It's watered down booze.

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<v Speaker 1>That you've dressed up, you watered it down, and you

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<v Speaker 1>put some pants on it. But here's the thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually thought it was delightful. Um yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>I really I expected to be like that's of me

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<v Speaker 1>drinking water down booze and being chagrinned about it. But

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<v Speaker 1>in fact, just that little bit of syrup and nutmeg,

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<v Speaker 1>like you can see where someone was like, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to make someone a drink that they can actually drink

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<v Speaker 1>instead of just chugging straight alcohol. I will water it down,

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<v Speaker 1>but then we have to add some other things to

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<v Speaker 1>make it a little fancier. And you know what, it

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<v Speaker 1>was just fine. I would make it again, excellent. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it going to become my go to? It is not.

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<v Speaker 1>But because I was doing that one, I also had

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<v Speaker 1>this moment as I was making that one where I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I have missed my opportunity. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>make another drink. Really though this is inspired by the

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<v Speaker 1>boy Jones and it's not a real recipe though it

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<v Speaker 1>is a d I y. It's like a mad lib

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<v Speaker 1>of a recipe. It's so simple. I love when you

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<v Speaker 1>do choose your own adventure beverages, Like it's my favorite thing.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're like this, this, or this, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta make all those versions, try them all. This

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<v Speaker 1>is really like so simple and basic that it is

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<v Speaker 1>like a good way for people who have an experimented

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<v Speaker 1>much with making cocktails to start playing a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>in a really easy, hard to mess up way. It

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<v Speaker 1>is more of a category of cocktails that I call,

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<v Speaker 1>in honor of Boy Jones, mostly harmless. I can't I

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<v Speaker 1>can't recall a quote from the from the trial, like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no felonious activity going on. It's mostly harmless. Five

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<v Speaker 1>ounces of any mixer, so a juice if you want it,

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<v Speaker 1>soda if you prefer it, and just one ounce of

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<v Speaker 1>a liqueur. That seems like a good match. I made

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<v Speaker 1>one that was orange juice with triple sex, so an

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<v Speaker 1>orange liqueur, and it kind of is a little just

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<v Speaker 1>a very orangey drink. It's not heavy. You're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like stumbling a drunk by any means. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you can do at that point, like a pineapple juice

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<v Speaker 1>and a vanilla liqueur. You can do a lime juice

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<v Speaker 1>and a rose liquor. You can also do something like

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<v Speaker 1>a lemon lime soda, like a seven upper, a sprite

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<v Speaker 1>and then put something like a violet liqueur in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's pretty and it makes it like it feels

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<v Speaker 1>a little fancy, but it's also mostly harmless, so that

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<v Speaker 1>would be that would be fantastic. Yeah, you're like, of course, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I specify liqueur because for the most part, it

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<v Speaker 1>is not true to say this, but most liquors are

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit lower in alcohol content than a than

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<v Speaker 1>other spirits than a liquor. Not always there are exceptions

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<v Speaker 1>to that rule, but it also just like it's the softest.

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<v Speaker 1>If you mess it up, it's no big deal. It's

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<v Speaker 1>mostly harmless. Have you tried this drink using any sort

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<v Speaker 1>of pumpkin spice flavor in anything? Yet? Sort of? I

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<v Speaker 1>found it is called pumpkin spice sipping cream. It's basically

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<v Speaker 1>a cream liqueur that's that has pumpkin flavor in it.

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<v Speaker 1>They also do a butter pecan one that's amazing. Those

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<v Speaker 1>are great in a little bit of coffee, right, I bet,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet? And it is like a nice especially as

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<v Speaker 1>we are currently in the Northern Hemisphere at least in winter,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's a nice little warm up to just put

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<v Speaker 1>a dash. You don't need much liqueur in there great

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<v Speaker 1>little warm coffee nummies, mostly harmless, mostly harmless. Don't drink

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<v Speaker 1>a million it stops being harmless, but mostly harmless. Just

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<v Speaker 1>like the Boy Jones. It's like the starter kit to

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<v Speaker 1>make you think about how to create cocktails that you

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<v Speaker 1>might enjoy. I think that's great. I think a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people might want to, you know, do the kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>science experiments like you do, but but aren't necessary, especially

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<v Speaker 1>because you inspire them to do that, but aren't necessarily sure.

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<v Speaker 1>We're to try because I've never done that before. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a big fan of like pick a liqueur that you

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<v Speaker 1>really like, and then play with it with a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of different mixers and see what works and what does it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you again. Now I'm just gonna go make myself

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<v Speaker 1>a cocktail. Just sit here and talk about chasers all

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<v Speaker 1>day long, maybe, But instead what we will do is

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<v Speaker 1>let you go about your business and thank you so

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