1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 1: Kelly Show, Final hour, The Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful, 3 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: wonderful Friday. It's been amazing. We have everything this hour, 4 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: from Arby's to Pam Bondy to Moriyron talk hot dogs 5 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: and brought worse housing affordability. All that and so much 6 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,200 Speaker 1: more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse 7 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,840 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. And after that. 8 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 2: We're gonna blow the hell out of these people. 9 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 1: It's time for the weekend. What Chris, it's time for 10 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 1: the weekend? 11 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 3: Men? 12 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: You whisper, I have a solution to get a replacement 13 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: for BONDI confirmed it should be Senator Eric Schmidt of Missouri. 14 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 1: As you say, senators tend to vote for other senators. 15 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: He was a spectacular ag for Missouri. In fact, he's 16 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: my choice for AG on day one. What say you? 17 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: I think it's a very smart suggestion. If we have 18 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: to replace Pam Bondy, why not go with Eric Schmidt. However, 19 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 1: let's talk about this. What is the date today, March thirteenth. 20 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: Let's say Donald Trump comes out and fires Pam Bondi tomorrow. 21 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: I don't think that's gonna happen. That's not a prediction. 22 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:29,039 Speaker 1: But let's say he comes out and fires Pam Bondi tomorrow. 23 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: Let's say he puts up Eric Schmidt. How far are 24 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: we away from a confirmation hearing for Eric Schmidt? A month? 25 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: Two months? Probably a month or two I would that's 26 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: a guess, but I'm probably not that far off. That 27 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: puts us roughly halfway through the year twenty twenty six. 28 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: Eric Schmidt, who I really like. He's one of my 29 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: favorite senators by a mile. Eric Schmidt just got elected 30 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 1: to the United States Senate. Missouri, to their credit, is 31 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 1: so blood red now that Eric Schmid's probably going to 32 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: continue being elected to the United States Senate for as 33 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 1: long as he would like, or he can leave go 34 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 1: get put through the ringer on national television during a 35 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: confirmation hearing. To have two and a half years left 36 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: as Trump's attorney general. If Trump chooses not to fire 37 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: him in the next two and a half years. You 38 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: see why that's a deal that Eric Schmidt probably wouldn't 39 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 1: sign up for the time. This has historically been true 40 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 1: of every presidency, so you can always remember this Democrat 41 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: Republican It's always been true the time to get what 42 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: your first shot needs to be your best shot. Here's 43 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,800 Speaker 1: what I mean by that. The time to get the 44 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 1: best employees, the best people for your administration is right 45 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:07,239 Speaker 1: after before because they choose before too. But right after 46 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: you get elected, why everyone is excited. That's the honeymoon phase. 47 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: You are just starting a four year presidency and people 48 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: want to be part of it. That's the time where 49 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,800 Speaker 1: you want to take Trump's phone call. You're sitting around 50 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: waiting for Trump's phone call. You want that call. Hey, 51 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: do you want to be Secretary of Defense? Hey? Do 52 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,919 Speaker 1: you want to be attorney general? Do you want to 53 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: be ambassador to Turkey? That is the time where everyone 54 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: is happy and elated. Do you remember, And I know 55 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: there's all kinds of things to feel bad about now 56 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 1: when people get mad and things like that, but do 57 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 1: you remember how happy we all were in November after 58 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: that election and we saw it coming, but it just 59 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: felt so good, right, Yes, we stuck into the Commies 60 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: and Dome lost and we have the house in the Senate. 61 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 1: There was so much exuberance. There was such a wonderful 62 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: honeymoon phase. That is the time when you get the 63 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 1: best people, because that is the time when the most 64 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: people want to be part of your administration. Yeah, Trump 65 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: just got reelected, Mark America great again. Call me, mister president. 66 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:20,479 Speaker 1: I will serve now. Not that it's all over, not 67 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: saying that, but now that exuberance has gone. And here's 68 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: where if. 69 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 4: You look right now, you look at a Fox News 70 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 4: poll that recently came out. Look at this, say the 71 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 4: trumpet mint is focused on the wrong things. Sixty percent 72 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 4: overall say that the Trump administration is focused on the 73 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 4: wrong things. 74 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 1: Look at that. 75 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:40,720 Speaker 4: Seventy eight percent of Independence say that the Trump administration 76 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,039 Speaker 4: is focused on the wrong things. I mean, how does 77 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 4: that work? How does that work politically? John, I don't 78 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 4: understand how that works. Especially if those numbers hold to 79 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 4: the midterm elections. 80 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 1: You're leaving your safe seat in the United States Senate 81 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:59,720 Speaker 1: for two and a half years of that. I'm not 82 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: chure car for it, you know, I'm dreading it. But 83 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 1: if these numbers don't change, if these numbers with Independence 84 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: don't change by November, whatever your solutions or my solutions is, 85 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 1: we're not talking about our feelings. If these numbers do 86 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 1: not change by November, we are going to be slaughtered 87 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: at the polls. Slaughtered. Democrats are going to god knows 88 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 1: how many seats are going to take back in the House. 89 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 1: There's an outside chance that could get worse, could get better. 90 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: There's an outside chance they take back the Senate. Now 91 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: that would be the end of the world, because then 92 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 1: they could possibly remove Trump from office. That's how bad 93 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 1: November could be. Are you leaving your safe seat in 94 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: the United States Senate to sign up for two and 95 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: a half years of that? I don't think so. Look, 96 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 1: it's not about It's not a dumb suggestion at all. 97 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 1: Eric Schmidt for AG. I love the guy put him 98 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, I just don't think he'd do it. Bronco. 99 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 1: After your sauce rant yesterday, I got to wondering what 100 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: the menu whisperers orders at arby or what the menu 101 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 1: whisperer orders at Arby's. My go to is mixing Horsey 102 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: sauce with Arby's sauce to dip my sandwich into it, 103 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,839 Speaker 1: Thoughts says, his name is Eric. I'm not a horse 104 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 1: Radish man. I've tried to like horse radish before. I 105 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: just I don't like it. I do not like horse radish, 106 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 1: so I'm not a Horsey sauce guy ob believe it 107 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 1: or not, On the very rare occasion we get Aubrey's, 108 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: we get Arby's. Ab is a Horsey sauce. She's always 109 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:45,039 Speaker 1: like manber my oys sauce. He doesn't say it exactly 110 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:49,920 Speaker 1: like that, you know what I mean? Arby's for me. Well, 111 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 1: they took away a lot of the things I used 112 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,159 Speaker 1: to love. I used to love an Arby's melt, which 113 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: was very basic. It was the roast beef and then 114 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,599 Speaker 1: to have the spready cheddy on there and the bun 115 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,680 Speaker 1: that was an Arby's melt, and then and I don't 116 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,840 Speaker 1: know if this was unique to Montana, but they used 117 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:07,920 Speaker 1: to have something called a big Montana which was just 118 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 1: an Arby's melt times two. It was enormous. Now it's 119 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: just a roast beef and cheddar or something like that. 120 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 1: Is mine always curlyes. Arby's has some of the best 121 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: seasoned curlies out there. Yep, what Chris? What? What? Oh? 122 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:30,720 Speaker 1: Chris said, not one of the best. You could be right, Jacket, Well, 123 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 1: hold on, Jack in the Box does a pretty good 124 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: season curly Brother, they do. You're right, It's probably not 125 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 1: better than Arby's, but I think they're in the conversation. Okay, 126 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: if you say Arby's is the best season curly, I 127 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 1: can't kill you for that. They also have one of 128 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 1: the more underrated fast food desserts, as I've told you 129 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 1: about before Chris tried it. He knows the cherry turnover. 130 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 1: Nobody knows about the Arby's cherry turnover. And most people 131 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 1: don't get dessert at fast food places. I really don't either. 132 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,160 Speaker 1: You already feel like a huge, disgusting fat blob ordering 133 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:08,080 Speaker 1: fast food. You don't want to compound it by ordering 134 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: the cheese steak or cheesecake. But I'm telling you that 135 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 1: cherry turnover at Arby's it's worth a bite. And I'll 136 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 1: tell you something else, Chris, are you ready for this? 137 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: Last night I did something shameful. Ab and I had 138 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: already eaten. We wanted to eat fairly healthy for dinner, 139 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,720 Speaker 1: so AB and I kind of got stuff around the house. 140 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 1: The boys were out meatheads and they called, can we 141 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:39,200 Speaker 1: pick up McDonald's? Can we get McDonald's in the way home? 142 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:42,080 Speaker 1: And because Ab is soft, even though she says I 143 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 1: said yes, we allowed them to get McDonald's. And then 144 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 1: I shot them a text and I said, give me 145 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:55,040 Speaker 1: a couple of chocolate chip cookies. I heard McDonald's had 146 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,840 Speaker 1: a good chocolate chip cookie. I was in a chocolate 147 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:03,680 Speaker 1: chip cookie mood. Chocolate chip cookie man. The chocolate chip 148 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:11,680 Speaker 1: cookies from McDonald's were outstanding, Chris. I'm telling you, they 149 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: showed up a little warm, uh, a little gooey, not 150 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 1: too gooey, not too what? 151 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:18,400 Speaker 5: What? 152 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 1: Oh, you're trying to eat healthier. It's just two cookies, Chris. 153 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,400 Speaker 1: It's not even bad for you. It's just two. If 154 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,760 Speaker 1: you keep it to two, you don't have to worry 155 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 1: about it all. Right, after that, go out next. 156 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,920 Speaker 3: We're gonna blow the hell out of these people. 157 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:40,000 Speaker 1: What, Chris, Why you're looking at me like that? Stid Oh. 158 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,439 Speaker 1: By the way, the media is taking this narrative with 159 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 1: the old terrorist attacks. 160 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,440 Speaker 2: What a shock seeing the real life consequences to the 161 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:50,680 Speaker 2: elevation and platforming and legitimizing of anti Semitic voices. To 162 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:52,839 Speaker 2: be crystal clear, we do not know the motivations of 163 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:53,559 Speaker 2: the attacker. 164 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:59,480 Speaker 1: Ah, yes, we never know the motivations. When ach mood 165 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,880 Speaker 1: mockmoud Ude kills a bunch of Jews at a synagogue, 166 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,280 Speaker 1: it's always a real mystery as to why I did it. 167 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,560 Speaker 1: Look we may never know. We may never know. He 168 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 1: was shouting something a lah who ackbar that couldn't mean anything. 169 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 1: Who knows what it means. They always play dumb to 170 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: protect the revolution. You know it. I know it. That's 171 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,960 Speaker 1: why they do it. Somebody's angry at these dumb independents. 172 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:29,640 Speaker 1: We'll talk about that next. Get the cure for rhinos 173 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,080 Speaker 1: week days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the 174 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:39,480 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Friday and ask doctor 175 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. You can email the show still. We're live 176 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:48,440 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse hot Dogs. Who 177 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:53,120 Speaker 1: eats hot dogs? Knowing brats exist, large brought small bun 178 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:59,800 Speaker 1: onions and mustard. No hot dogs, all right? I like 179 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 1: brod I enjoy a bro I will eat a broad. 180 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:14,880 Speaker 1: I'll be frank with you, depending on the situation. Sometimes 181 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 1: the brot is too much, Chris and see Chris Grease. 182 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:24,600 Speaker 1: Sometimes the brot is too much, it's too much girth. 183 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,760 Speaker 1: It a hot dog. This is why I don't like 184 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,319 Speaker 1: the hot dogs that are big, big fat ones, right, 185 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 1: the big girthy ones. A normal size hot you can 186 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,760 Speaker 1: lengthen it and make it a foot long Longer's fine, 187 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,840 Speaker 1: but you screw up your meat to bun, to ketchup, 188 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 1: to mustard, to onions, whatever you're putting on it. You 189 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:50,719 Speaker 1: screw up the ratio when you make it a torpedo. 190 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to eat a torpedo. I want to 191 00:11:54,280 --> 00:12:00,160 Speaker 1: eat a hot dog that has the appropriate ketchup, mustard bun. 192 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,120 Speaker 1: The hell out of the Chris don't play that stuff. 193 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 1: And I'm talking about this anyway. A broad worst is good. 194 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:13,320 Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. I've never finished your brought worst 195 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:17,400 Speaker 1: and said that was freaking delicious. I'm having another one 196 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,840 Speaker 1: right now. You know what I mean? How often have 197 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,360 Speaker 1: you had a hot dog a hot dog and said, mmm, man, 198 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,600 Speaker 1: I could do another one right now. That's how you 199 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:30,080 Speaker 1: know what's special. The last time we got pizza, I 200 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,880 Speaker 1: didn't want to eat bad for dinner. I had a 201 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: slice pizza. It was from this local pizza place. I 202 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 1: had a slice and told myself I was gonna have 203 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,960 Speaker 1: a slice. I had a slice and then I sat back, 204 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,720 Speaker 1: wipe my mouth, got up from the kitchen table. I 205 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,200 Speaker 1: kind of made a couple circles around the pizza, and 206 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:55,360 Speaker 1: I said, you know, I get to have one more. 207 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,720 Speaker 1: That's how you know. Have you ever had a brought 208 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:05,520 Speaker 1: worst and said, oh that was good, let me dial 209 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,880 Speaker 1: up another. No, you haven't. If you even finished the 210 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 1: brought worst you say, oh that was good, I'm done. 211 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,880 Speaker 1: You know how you know it's good and whatever it 212 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:21,400 Speaker 1: is when you keep coming back for more, that's how 213 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,600 Speaker 1: you know it's good. More girth does not mean better, 214 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:29,160 Speaker 1: Remember that, Jesse, not a question, per se. This guy's 215 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:33,920 Speaker 1: a complaint. What's with the independent voter? Who do they 216 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,400 Speaker 1: think they are? Americans like you and me are just 217 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,240 Speaker 1: a bunch of greedy man be pambies. We're all in 218 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 1: the same barrel. What President Trump and doing, what President 219 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 1: Trump is doing in Iran is to avoid them getting 220 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,560 Speaker 1: the proper grade of uranium they will use to create 221 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 1: nuclear bombs, to send one over to DC or New 222 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,720 Speaker 1: York after they send one to Israel. Can't people see 223 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 1: beyond their freaking wallet and Netflix? They've been at war 224 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: with us for forty seven years now, all right. I 225 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:12,120 Speaker 1: understand what you're saying, and I understand your frustration with independence, 226 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:18,480 Speaker 1: and we keep hearing these polls that show doom in November. 227 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,680 Speaker 1: I've played it a bunch of times. 228 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,360 Speaker 4: If you look right now, you look at a Fox 229 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,720 Speaker 4: News poll that recently came out, Look at this, say 230 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 4: the trumpet mint is focused on the wrong things. Sixty 231 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,320 Speaker 4: percent overall say that the Trump administration is focused on 232 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:29,800 Speaker 4: the wrong things. 233 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:30,400 Speaker 1: Look at that. 234 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 4: Seventy eight percent of independence say that the Trump administration 235 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,640 Speaker 4: is focused. 236 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,680 Speaker 1: And you're mad at them? What idiots? We have to 237 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,440 Speaker 1: do this? They were going to get a nuclear bomb. 238 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:46,720 Speaker 1: I get that, totally get that. Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter. 239 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:51,080 Speaker 1: We all know Jimmy Carter had a terrible reputation as president. 240 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 1: A lot of people will say he's a nice guy, 241 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:57,320 Speaker 1: but even those people will say, yeah, bad president. Do 242 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 1: you know, can you come up with maybe it'll be 243 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 1: the firs. When it comes to your mind, what is 244 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 1: the quote that Jimmy Carter said that still hangs over 245 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,800 Speaker 1: his head to this day. Do you remember what it was? 246 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:16,120 Speaker 1: Jimmy Carter said, in response that your energy shortages, can't feed, 247 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:20,680 Speaker 1: can't heat my home, Jimmy Carter said, put on a sweater. 248 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:26,760 Speaker 1: That's what he said, Oh you're cold, put on a sweater. 249 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:33,080 Speaker 1: That was fifty years ago. Fifty years ago, no, it wasn't. 250 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,080 Speaker 1: I can I have looked math as hard as it 251 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:41,800 Speaker 1: was some time ago. Jimmy Carter has a bad reputation 252 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 1: for that. To this day. You can be frustrated with Independence, 253 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,560 Speaker 1: and it's totally fair to be frustrated with them. It 254 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,680 Speaker 1: really is. Why what can't you do math? Why don't 255 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 1: you understand? It really is? But now and forever, it's 256 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,640 Speaker 1: always been this way, since before America was a country. 257 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 1: The politics of telling people to make do with less 258 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:12,680 Speaker 1: just doesn't land well. It never has, it never will. 259 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 1: It does not land well. This is why I screamed 260 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,080 Speaker 1: before went into we went into Iran. You remember I 261 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,240 Speaker 1: said it, we have to sell this, We have to 262 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: sell this. It's not been sold. It's not been sold. 263 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:33,000 Speaker 1: Why did I say it? I explained myself. You needed 264 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,720 Speaker 1: people to buy in in order to accept the sacrifices 265 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 1: that come after. If you didn't get the buy in, 266 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 1: then you're on borrowed time. That's what I said, And 267 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: that's where we're at. Maybe we'll get it wrapped up though, 268 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 1: all right, pray for that, and pray an online scammer 269 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,600 Speaker 1: doesn't get a hold of your information, because that's going 270 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: to suck. Bad. 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We really have some immigration problems. 291 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,960 Speaker 5: In China alone, we have identified more than one thousand 292 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,440 Speaker 5: birth tourism companies that are almost exclusively focused on the 293 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:24,320 Speaker 5: United States. Our federal government does not track this information 294 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,600 Speaker 5: because there's no centralized collection of information on the nationality 295 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:33,120 Speaker 5: of parents who are giving birth. China, however, has done 296 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,880 Speaker 5: estimates themselves, and the numbers are eye popping. No one 297 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,359 Speaker 5: knows what the actual number is, and that is the 298 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 5: challenge that we face today. If you do the math, 299 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,680 Speaker 5: if you look at the ramping up of this activity 300 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:48,720 Speaker 5: over the last thirteen years, and you take the ballpark estimates, 301 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:53,240 Speaker 5: you are looking at roughly one million quote unquote US 302 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,240 Speaker 5: citizens who are being raised in the People's Republic of 303 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 5: China today. 304 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,040 Speaker 1: A million US citizens raised in the people of People's 305 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:11,200 Speaker 1: Republic of China today. Companies exist to bring Chinese women 306 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,840 Speaker 1: over here so they can have their babies here, they 307 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:20,440 Speaker 1: have their baby, the baby gets citizenship a social Security number. 308 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,600 Speaker 1: They then bundle that little baby up and fly that 309 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,959 Speaker 1: little egg roll right back to China, where that baby 310 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:32,159 Speaker 1: is raised under the communist Chinese government. But because that 311 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:36,640 Speaker 1: baby is a United States of American citizen, that baby 312 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,639 Speaker 1: can come back to the United States any time it 313 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,520 Speaker 1: wants with free reign to move about this country, get 314 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:49,479 Speaker 1: involved in any industry it wants a million all ready, 315 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 1: and they will waltz through the United States of America, 316 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 1: having been trained in China their entire lives to subvert 317 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,800 Speaker 1: this country. They will waltz in and out of any 318 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,879 Speaker 1: institution they want in this country as full US citizens 319 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:12,800 Speaker 1: crisis situation. Our immigration system is a disaster. Screw every 320 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,040 Speaker 1: one of these politicians who have done this to us, 321 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,840 Speaker 1: left this country just naked to be pillaged by every 322 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,960 Speaker 1: corner of the world. Hey, Jesse, I've been wondering how 323 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,439 Speaker 1: this Senate bill to improve housing affordability is going to 324 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,320 Speaker 1: help the senators. They certainly aren't interested in helping the 325 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:31,680 Speaker 1: American people. There must be something massive in this for them. 326 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,120 Speaker 1: Any insight, Yeah, they're not going to try to pass 327 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,280 Speaker 1: it's probably what it is, or if it actually ends 328 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,800 Speaker 1: up getting through, you'll find that the fine print in 329 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,040 Speaker 1: it is going to end up meaning a bunch more 330 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:48,000 Speaker 1: money for their campaigns. One thing they most definitely don't 331 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:52,000 Speaker 1: work for is you. You never occupy their mind except 332 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,879 Speaker 1: when they're trying to figure out how to manipulate you. 333 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,240 Speaker 1: How do I make these people think that I care 334 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:02,199 Speaker 1: about them more than I care about myself and my 335 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:05,800 Speaker 1: campaign account. Dear doctor Jesse, I heard you mentioned how 336 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,879 Speaker 1: your wife folds the laundry. My wife is also an 337 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,040 Speaker 1: expert folder. She asked me to fool my laundry while 338 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,400 Speaker 1: she was busy with our youngest daughters, so I did. 339 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:19,320 Speaker 1: My question is on a scale of one to orders 340 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:22,600 Speaker 1: ice cream at a bar? How gay does that make me? 341 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 1: His name is Rick. I'm not even gonna answer your question. 342 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,520 Speaker 1: Tired of being insulted for ordering ice cream at a 343 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:33,240 Speaker 1: bar one time? Jesse, I don't understand why cities, including 344 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,920 Speaker 1: the New York, Los Angeles, Chicago are concern about terror 345 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,760 Speaker 1: attacks and sleeper cells. Isn't this an acknowledgment by blue 346 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:44,560 Speaker 1: cities that Islam is a religion of violence, destruction, and domination. 347 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,359 Speaker 1: Tell me it ain't so well, you've already heard the 348 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,919 Speaker 1: messaging on it. We don't know the moment. 349 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,320 Speaker 2: We're seeing the real life consequences to the elevation and 350 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 2: platforming and legitimizing of anti Semitic voices. To be crystal clear, 351 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,840 Speaker 2: we do not know the motivations of the attacker. 352 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 1: This is United States Senator Lyssa Slotkin. You see both sides, and. 353 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,639 Speaker 6: I think it's just important to be clear, as the 354 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,159 Speaker 6: governor said that whether anti Semitism is coming from the 355 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:15,320 Speaker 6: left or the right, whether it's coming from some group 356 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 6: that you like or don't like, you have a responsibility 357 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,040 Speaker 6: to call it out. 358 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:24,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, anti Summatism on the right comes in video and 359 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,719 Speaker 1: podcast form, and on the left it comes in the 360 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,679 Speaker 1: form of guns and bombs and bullets. Kind of seems 361 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 1: like a fairly significant difference. But they have to both 362 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,399 Speaker 1: sides this whole thing, because the Communists are never going 363 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,439 Speaker 1: to come out and openly admit to the Red Green 364 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:45,159 Speaker 1: Alliance that communists across Western civilization have allied themselves with 365 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:49,920 Speaker 1: Islamis in an effort to destroy and conquer Western civilization. 366 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:53,720 Speaker 1: And both sides are under the illusion that they will 367 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,159 Speaker 1: be the only ones who take power when they are 368 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,320 Speaker 1: done burning everything down, they'll just end up slaughtering each 369 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,800 Speaker 1: other in math. Yes, but you know how this works. 370 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,320 Speaker 1: Don't ever fool yourself, don't ever fool yourself that there's 371 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 1: going to be a tragedy bad enough that the communists 372 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:15,280 Speaker 1: will step up and tell the truth about something. Why, 373 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:21,000 Speaker 1: Because to an anti human there's no such thing as 374 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:26,399 Speaker 1: human tragedy. You think, well, this many dead kids, this 375 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:31,680 Speaker 1: many terrorist attacks, this many this, this many bombs. Surely 376 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,760 Speaker 1: this is so bad they will have to stand up 377 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,960 Speaker 1: and tell the truth. But it's never that bad for 378 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 1: a communist. A communist does not fret about human life 379 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,200 Speaker 1: in the same way you do not fret about stepping 380 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:51,440 Speaker 1: on ants. Their lives don't mean anything to you, so 381 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:55,800 Speaker 1: there's no such thing as ant tragedy to you. They 382 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: don't know what human tragedy is because human life has 383 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:05,280 Speaker 1: no value. The only value of people is their service 384 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:09,600 Speaker 1: to the revolution. That's how these people think. It's extremely 385 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:13,360 Speaker 1: sick Bronco. I was recently at Chipotle for lunch when 386 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,200 Speaker 1: I almost feil. I don't understand the hype. I don't. 387 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,879 Speaker 1: I've tried, because it's a new Chipotle on every street corner. 388 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,600 Speaker 1: I have tried to like Chipotle multiple times. For one, 389 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 1: I don't know how you have a restaurant called Chipotle 390 00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:34,840 Speaker 1: and no Chipotle sauce. How is that even possible that 391 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,880 Speaker 1: you call yourself Chipotle with that a Chipotle sauce. That's one. 392 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:39,640 Speaker 3: Two. 393 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,520 Speaker 1: Don't tell me I haven't gotten the right thing. I've 394 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:47,800 Speaker 1: had the carneada garneathada. Chris, I've had the boyo, Chris, 395 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,920 Speaker 1: that's Mexican for chicken. I've had. I've had it all. 396 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,919 Speaker 1: It's fine. It's not more than fine. And with the 397 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,359 Speaker 1: guy says, when I almost finished with my burrito bowl, 398 00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:10,160 Speaker 1: what's a burrito bowl, but Chris, it's a burrito without 399 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 1: a tortilla. That's not a burrito. That's not don't, buddy, 400 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:22,520 Speaker 1: listen from me to you. Don't have a bowl of 401 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:26,120 Speaker 1: meat and cheese and stuff and call it a burrito 402 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,760 Speaker 1: so you can feel better about yourself. Right, If you're 403 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,600 Speaker 1: gonna cut out the carbs, it's fine. I support you. 404 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,720 Speaker 1: Let's be honest. We have to be honest with each other. 405 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,679 Speaker 1: That's not a burrito bowl. That's a bowl. It's just 406 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,240 Speaker 1: a bowl. Don't throw the word burrito in front of 407 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,480 Speaker 1: it to make yourself feel better. Right Anyway, he says, 408 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,480 Speaker 1: I accidentally dropped my fork on the floor. I only 409 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,600 Speaker 1: had a little bit of rice left. Rather than get 410 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,280 Speaker 1: up to get a new fork, I'm ashamed to say. 411 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,439 Speaker 1: I reached in and I'm mam Donnie that rice? Am 412 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,920 Speaker 1: I a communist? Now? I love the show. He says. 413 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,680 Speaker 1: His name is Adam, you reached into your gay burrito 414 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 1: bull and you scooped out the last bit of rice 415 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,679 Speaker 1: and stuffed it in your mouth with your fingers, like 416 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:19,159 Speaker 1: some kind of a savage. That's so embarrassing. I hope 417 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:26,200 Speaker 1: you are ashamed. What Chris, what? See? That's where I'm at, Chris. 418 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,760 Speaker 1: Chris is complaining. He said, rice is the worst. It's 419 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,560 Speaker 1: the filler. If you told me you reached your little 420 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,000 Speaker 1: fingers in there to grab the last piece of meat. Hey, 421 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,359 Speaker 1: there was a piece of carne asada, and I reached 422 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,400 Speaker 1: down and grabbed it. Okay, I got you. You scooped 423 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,560 Speaker 1: the rice out of the bottom of the bowl with 424 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:49,199 Speaker 1: your fingers, and other people were there. What if a 425 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 1: dime saw you doing that? What if a woman saw that? 426 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,280 Speaker 1: What do you think she would think about you? She'd 427 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,240 Speaker 1: think the worst things. I would think the same thing too. 428 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,280 Speaker 1: When you call a company, do you want to talk 429 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,080 Speaker 1: to someone in customer service who doesn't eat rice with 430 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:11,760 Speaker 1: their hands. That's why pure talk is so wonderful. You 431 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,199 Speaker 1: know when you switch from Verizon at and T and 432 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:19,120 Speaker 1: T Mobile, when you dial pound two five zero, say 433 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,560 Speaker 1: say Jesse Kelly, and you switch. You know that you're 434 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,160 Speaker 1: speaking to somebody who doesn't eat rice with their hands, 435 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,160 Speaker 1: because you're speaking to an American on the line, an 436 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:36,879 Speaker 1: American who speaks English. That's what's wonderful. And you know 437 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,080 Speaker 1: that person uses a fork or a spoon you under 438 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,720 Speaker 1: and you can hear it in their voice. Wow, that's 439 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 1: an American. Dial pound two five zero and say, Jesse Kelly, 440 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,080 Speaker 1: you don't need Verizon at and T your T mobile. 441 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,280 Speaker 1: You don't need to spend seventy dollars a line a month. 442 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,480 Speaker 1: You're paying crazy amounts of money and you need to 443 00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:01,200 Speaker 1: patronize the company that hires Americans right here at home. 444 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,600 Speaker 1: Switch to Pere Talk today, Pound two five zero, say 445 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,920 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, we'll be back. Is he smarter than everyone 446 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 1: who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show. 447 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:22,399 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The 448 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,200 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. You can email 449 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:30,240 Speaker 1: the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Try not 450 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,960 Speaker 1: to stay glued to your phone hoovering up war information 451 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,879 Speaker 1: all weekend long, because look, it's war. There's gonna be 452 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,760 Speaker 1: plenty of bad news out there. Tackle what we can tackle. 453 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,600 Speaker 1: One Monday life goes on. Let's do some emails. Hey, 454 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,920 Speaker 1: Anti Semi Jesse just kidding. Oh, this is about that guy, 455 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,520 Speaker 1: that poor guy who wrote in and told told all 456 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,720 Speaker 1: of us how offined he was about me, saying Jewish 457 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,200 Speaker 1: Producer Chris, he's just been getting savaged by you all 458 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,360 Speaker 1: week long. Anyway, if you were in a fight to 459 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,520 Speaker 1: the death and only had a hand to hand weapon, 460 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,720 Speaker 1: what would it be a knife, an axe, a mace, 461 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:10,800 Speaker 1: a sword, a spear or brass knuckles. I have the 462 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:18,600 Speaker 1: lamest answer in the world, a spear. And see Jewish 463 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:23,000 Speaker 1: Producer Chris is already shaking his head. No, listen, we 464 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:27,160 Speaker 1: all love that scene in the movies where the medieval 465 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,800 Speaker 1: night breaks his spear off on someone's face and he 466 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,640 Speaker 1: tosses it and then he whips out his sword. You 467 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,360 Speaker 1: know why that's in every single movie because it makes 468 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 1: all of us say, good them, it's sword time, have 469 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,960 Speaker 1: a sword fight. But you know, one of the main 470 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:48,160 Speaker 1: keys to combat. It's true today as it was two 471 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:58,000 Speaker 1: thousand years ago. Length distance, Hit them before they can 472 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:04,120 Speaker 1: hit you. Spear is the obvious choice. Because whether you 473 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,960 Speaker 1: have brass knuckles or a sword, or an axe or 474 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:12,200 Speaker 1: a mace. I can kill you before you can touch me, 475 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Speaker 1: and therefore you're going to die. What Chris, what? Well, 476 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,360 Speaker 1: he didn't say it was a duel, Chris, he didn't 477 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,160 Speaker 1: say it was a duel. He did not specified duel. 478 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,520 Speaker 1: He said fight to the death. So I'm going to 479 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:35,720 Speaker 1: bank on this being the other idiot is more like you, Chris, 480 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 1: and picks an x or something because an axe is cool. 481 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,040 Speaker 1: And I admit that an axe is cool. In ancient times, 482 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,800 Speaker 1: do you know who carried axes? The poor people who 483 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,200 Speaker 1: couldn't afford swords? Did you know that it was because 484 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,440 Speaker 1: of the amount of metal that was in a sword? 485 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,560 Speaker 1: You know, we always like to think these things were 486 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,920 Speaker 1: readily available. They were not costs a lot of money. 487 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,120 Speaker 1: So the guy with the sword had more money because 488 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 1: his took more, more materials, more expensive materials to make 489 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,360 Speaker 1: an axe. What's cool than an axe? Right? An axe 490 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:10,200 Speaker 1: that was the poor people's weapon, and the spear is 491 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,520 Speaker 1: the lamest weapon of any of these. I admit that, 492 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:19,840 Speaker 1: I look, a mace would be cool, right, But length matters, 493 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:23,760 Speaker 1: it just does. Why look the two most recent military operations, 494 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:30,120 Speaker 1: Iran and Venezuela. Why were we able to thump through 495 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,960 Speaker 1: both of them, because we can hit other people before 496 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,160 Speaker 1: other people can hit us. That's the whole name of 497 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,360 Speaker 1: the game, and it always has been, when it's bows 498 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,480 Speaker 1: and arrows or today with missiles and things like can 499 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,000 Speaker 1: you hit them before they can hit you? If you can, 500 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,320 Speaker 1: that's a good thing to your prognosticator. On Friday's show, 501 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,000 Speaker 1: you asked if Gavin Newsom could get elected without running 502 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,320 Speaker 1: on a slogan back in two thousand and seven, Deval 503 00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:00,120 Speaker 1: Patrick Ramforn, governor of Massachusetts, on the slogan Together he 504 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,480 Speaker 1: can in years later and got elected years later. Barack 505 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,320 Speaker 1: Obama ran for Potus on the same slogan. It's genius. 506 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,840 Speaker 1: Just give the electorate such a vague slogan and they'll 507 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,280 Speaker 1: fill in the rest of it. And you never said 508 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,080 Speaker 1: a thing. He's not wrong. His name is Mike from Massachusetts, 509 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,720 Speaker 1: so he's lived it. He's not wrong. We talked about this, Kissinger. 510 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,800 Speaker 1: Kissinger talked about this. He's one of the originators of 511 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,320 Speaker 1: this ways of thinking. He talked about this. When it 512 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,080 Speaker 1: comes to support the troops, you hear that all the 513 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:35,360 Speaker 1: time now, support the troops, support the troops. Well, what's 514 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,400 Speaker 1: that mean? It means whatever you think it means. What 515 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,720 Speaker 1: does support the troops mean? Does that mean pray for them? 516 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,440 Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you think it means. Does it mean 517 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,520 Speaker 1: give them the best weapons, the best food, the best materials. Sure, 518 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,160 Speaker 1: if that's what you think it means. Does it mean 519 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,160 Speaker 1: support whatever conflict they happen to be fighting in, you 520 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,360 Speaker 1: have to support it, support our troops? Sure, if that's 521 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,200 Speaker 1: what you think it means. You just throw that word 522 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,520 Speaker 1: out there. And the beauty of things like that, of 523 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:09,920 Speaker 1: these slogans like that is, even though it's vague, you 524 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,760 Speaker 1: you don't want to be the one who argues against it. 525 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,960 Speaker 1: It's structured in such a way that you don't want 526 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,719 Speaker 1: to be the one who argues against it. Oh, you 527 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,080 Speaker 1: don't support the troops. Who wants to be that guy? 528 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,000 Speaker 1: Nobody likes that guy. Nobody wants to be Jane Fonda. 529 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,080 Speaker 1: Nobody wants to be that guy. It's brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Jesse. 530 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,840 Speaker 1: I believe you've said on the show that many politicians 531 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:35,080 Speaker 1: are basically people not talented enough and or pretty enough 532 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:39,400 Speaker 1: to become Hollywood stars, so they become politicians. Isn't that 533 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,680 Speaker 1: exactly what pretty Christy nome is spending two hundred and 534 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 1: twenty million dollars on commercials to feature herself. She the 535 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,760 Speaker 1: subject of this one is Christine Nome is a want 536 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,440 Speaker 1: to be Hollywood actress. Look, I just want to reiterate 537 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,720 Speaker 1: that I applaud the Trump administration for doing something about 538 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:04,400 Speaker 1: that right away. Many administrations, Republican and Democrat, upon discovery 539 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,760 Speaker 1: of that kind of ugly stuff, would try to cover 540 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,319 Speaker 1: it up. Democrats all would cover it up, and many 541 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,960 Speaker 1: Republicans would cover it up. That Donald Trump found out 542 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,239 Speaker 1: about it and removed her from DHS, I really think 543 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,560 Speaker 1: it says a lot, and I think he deserves to 544 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,560 Speaker 1: be applauded for that. I really do I care about 545 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,000 Speaker 1: taxpayer money because it's your money, my money, and people 546 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,520 Speaker 1: are struggling right now, and then it's an ugly bit 547 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 1: of business. Also, Communists are dirty thieves. 548 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,200 Speaker 3: Midst being in the wealthiest city, in the wealthiest country 549 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,400 Speaker 3: in the history of the world, we already see an 550 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,160 Speaker 3: exodus of working in middle class New Yorkers. So I 551 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,200 Speaker 3: don't have a hesitation in asking those who make the 552 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,759 Speaker 3: most amount of money in the city or the most 553 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 3: profits in the city to pay a little bit more 554 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 3: so that everyone can actually stay in this city. 555 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,160 Speaker 1: I saw that the Seattle Seahawks, I think it was 556 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,080 Speaker 1: their general manager, came out and said, this millionaire tax 557 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,360 Speaker 1: in Washington, it's gonna make it more challenging for players 558 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:08,440 Speaker 1: to get players. It's kind of crazy from the outside 559 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,439 Speaker 1: looking in. Now, maybe you're in the belly of the beast, 560 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,080 Speaker 1: so it's a little more personal for you. But it's 561 00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:19,040 Speaker 1: crazy to watch communists so consistently just ruin the places 562 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,800 Speaker 1: in which they live. They just get in and they destroy, 563 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,839 Speaker 1: and they destroy as fast as they possibly can. And 564 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:31,520 Speaker 1: there's never an exception to this. They are destroyers. Now 565 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,440 Speaker 1: it's time for the weekend. Yes, stay boned up on 566 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,800 Speaker 1: the news. Don't stay glued to your phone all weekend 567 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,080 Speaker 1: with the bombs and the blood and the chaos and 568 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,240 Speaker 1: everything else. I promise all that'll be there on Monday 569 00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,879 Speaker 1: and we'll tackle it then. All right, that's all