Speaker 1: Mitting Welcome to Tuesday Show Morning Studio. I was reading
Speaker 1: the story about a pair of porch pirates fighting over
Speaker 1: like what was on the porch they ran up at
Speaker 1: the same time. The odds, a pair of porch pirates
Speaker 1: raced to the front door of a home in Pennsylvania
Speaker 1: and battled over an expensive package just seconds after a
Speaker 1: FedEx driver dropped it off. Do you ever think the
Speaker 1: drivers ran on it. Where the driver knows something's up
Speaker 1: and where it's coming from, they could tip off their friends.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent, because how can they be there so
Speaker 2: soon fighting over the same package they know, Like the
Speaker 2: drivers know, hey, I'm getting a big shipment from Best
Speaker 2: Buyer or Apple and I'm dropping in at this house
Speaker 2: at this time.
Speaker 1: Or they could just be tracking the truck and if
Speaker 1: they see a FedEx truck, instead of having a driver
Speaker 1: involved in it, which they could lose their really good
Speaker 1: paying job with benefits, they could literally just track the truck.
Speaker 1: When the truck drops something off and drives off, go
Speaker 1: up to the port. Yeah, I mean that's probably it
Speaker 1: more than that first theory. But I do think maybe
Speaker 1: somewhere there's people tipping people off, right, I mean, there
Speaker 1: had to be it.
Speaker 3: I feel like there had to be a tip here
Speaker 3: if they're books showing up at the same time, unless.
Speaker 1: They're both chasing the truck. Yeah, the incident which was
Speaker 1: caught on doorbell cam. In the video to porch, pirates
Speaker 1: are seen sprinting to pick up the package and one
Speaker 1: yells yo, and they wrestle over the package. One guy
Speaker 1: eventually wins the battle, picks up the package and takes
Speaker 1: off as the other man picks up the empty plant
Speaker 1: pot and chases him with it. It's like a cartoon.
Speaker 1: They definitely knew it was in there. That's from daylight. Yeah, Eddie,
Speaker 1: what was your story?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw a story where cops are saying if
Speaker 4: you find one of these, call the cops immediately.
Speaker 1: And it was a hidden camera.
Speaker 4: You find one where it's like it was in a
Speaker 4: bush right across the front door of the house, and
Speaker 4: they'd put a hidden camera to facing the house to
Speaker 4: see the activity of like when they were leaving the house,
Speaker 4: coming in and out, and they ended up burglarizing the home.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm looking at the camera. There's no way you
Speaker 1: would ever see this unless you saw someone installing it
Speaker 1: in a bush or you were chopping the bush down
Speaker 1: because it is camouflaged so well, it looks like one
Speaker 1: of those dudes Amy if they're in full cameo with
Speaker 1: the bush built into their body. Yeah, it looks like
Speaker 1: that with a tiny black dot in the middle.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So immediately go home and check the bushes across the street,
Speaker 2: in your neighbor's yard for any cameras.
Speaker 4: Or all your bushes, every single it was put up
Speaker 4: across the street, do a full bush check.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying, That's what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: they planted that into the bush or I guess if
Speaker 1: someone comes to change batteries in a bush, I don't
Speaker 1: think they're changing batteries of the bust. You got to
Speaker 1: be recharged, Like something about the camera has to power it,
Speaker 1: so it either has to be charged and recharged or
Speaker 1: has batteries in it.
Speaker 5: Are extension cord to an out.
Speaker 1: Great point, if your bush has a chord coming out
Speaker 1: of its butt, You're like, where's that going? This camera
Speaker 1: looks so but it's also like the weird cameras that
Speaker 1: are in airbnbs that look like lights and a smoke detector.
Speaker 1: Like if someone really wants to camera you, you can
Speaker 1: probably do it pretty easy without anyone ever knowing because
Speaker 1: they are so tiny now, I swear to God. Once
Speaker 1: I was getting a spray tan and I was cameraed.
Speaker 1: What what made you think that? It just felt creepy.
Speaker 1: We'll think a little like it coming on was a
Speaker 1: red light. I don't even think they're gonna be recording,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But I think I was.
Speaker 1: But I think they got the footage. They were like,
Speaker 1: who cares, and they didn't put it out. This isn't good.
Speaker 1: But I think I was recorded in a tanning a
Speaker 1: spray tan booth at one point, because I was like,
Speaker 1: I think that's a camera because it was nowhere near
Speaker 1: where it needed a like sense it. So you saw
Speaker 1: it and you go, I think that's a camera. They
Speaker 1: went whatever, But what am I going to do? Walk
Speaker 1: out and be like it was a really shady place too. Yeah, ude,
Speaker 1: I mean it even looked bad. They had like one
Speaker 1: spray tan booth, they had like one place used to
Speaker 1: go and get that what's the Mexican corn called is
Speaker 1: like in alote place back there? Really? Yeah? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was weird over the great it was quick, all right,
Speaker 1: we're here, let's go it's a huge day show. Glad
Speaker 1: you guys are here. Watch for your bushes Number one
Speaker 1: and then two. I don't even know what to say
Speaker 1: about porch pirates, because if I were a porch pirate,
Speaker 1: I would track a truck. I'd follow a truck, and
Speaker 1: I would follow more than an Amazon truck or a van.
Speaker 1: I'd follow a FedEx or ups. This stuff's more expensive there.
Speaker 1: That's all I gotta say. You friendly game mail and
Speaker 1: read it all the air.
Speaker 3: Pick something we call Bobby's mail.
Speaker 1: Die Yeah, hello Bobby Bones. Every quarter, I have to
Speaker 1: travel to my company's headquarters. I have done this for
Speaker 1: as long as I've had my job. I've always stayed
Speaker 1: with my guy friend that I've known since elementary school,
Speaker 1: who lives in the city. My new boyfriend thinks it's
Speaker 1: inappropriate for me to stay with my friend and wants
Speaker 1: me to get a hotel instead, but isn't offering to
Speaker 1: help pay for the hotel. Should I put my foot
Speaker 1: down and tell my boyfriend that he should just trust me,
Speaker 1: or should I stay with my friend and not tell
Speaker 1: my boyfriend? Sign girlfriend in Boston. A couple of things
Speaker 1: out reading this one. If you're going to your company's headquarters.
Speaker 1: Why are they not paying for the hotel? Right exactly? Okay,
Speaker 1: but that's not the email. I'll move away from that
Speaker 1: first thing. I do those reach out to the company
Speaker 1: say hey, can you guys cover the hotel. Second of all,
Speaker 1: in a relationship, you have to draw at times new boundaries,
Speaker 1: some that are made for you, some that are made
Speaker 1: for them. And if this is somebody you care about
Speaker 1: and it's uncomfortable to them that you're staying with some
Speaker 1: dude that you know the relationship but they don't, I
Speaker 1: don't think you should stay with a dude. I think
Speaker 1: you owe the person that you're with the right to
Speaker 1: suggest this boundary if it makes them uncomfortable. But let's
Speaker 1: say you're out money you can't afford it. You can
Speaker 1: also say I'm happy to do that, but I need
Speaker 1: to just put the hotel room with me, Like they
Speaker 1: can't just make the rule and have you suffer both ways.
Speaker 1: It's tough because it's like he should trust to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there are a lot of things we should be doing.
Speaker 1: But if the boyfriend, the husband, the if they're like
Speaker 1: this makes me uncomfortable, you kind of have to respect it.
Speaker 1: If you love them enough that you feel like respect
Speaker 1: should be given. And also, this dude is in love
Speaker 1: with you, this boy, this friend from elementary case. So
Speaker 1: this is not part of the email, but this this dude,
Speaker 1: if he's not with a wife or a girlfriend, you
Speaker 1: keep staying, he's just waiting Biden this time, he's just
Speaker 1: a doggy paddle until he can make a move. That's
Speaker 1: not the email, So I'm not even talking about that.
Speaker 1: I'll talk about he should tell the company to pay
Speaker 1: for the hotel room. No ill talking about this dude
Speaker 1: doggy paddle until you're have one glass of wine deep
Speaker 1: and he goes in for this smooch. Not even talking
Speaker 1: about that. I think you owe it to your boyfriend,
Speaker 1: if he's your boyfriend, to figure out a solution that
Speaker 1: makes him a bit more comfortable with this situation that
Speaker 1: is not comfortable, because I don't feel like it's totally ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Amy Yeah, is someone that has had long term guy
Speaker 3: friend like since my early teens, that went into a
Speaker 3: marriage with really good guy friends. I did, I know,
Speaker 3: I did, I had, I know.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I think if you went to one
Speaker 1: of these two of these guy friends were like, I'm
Speaker 1: ready to rock and roll. They'd be like, turn the
Speaker 1: amp up, baby.
Speaker 3: They were my bridesmen, like they stood on my side
Speaker 3: with my bridesmaids. And so we went into that marriage
Speaker 3: and my husband knew and he got it. But if
Speaker 3: my husband's just a new.
Speaker 1: They spend the night with them.
Speaker 5: Correct.
Speaker 3: But if I were to be in this situation and
Speaker 3: my husband or my boyfriend at the time was like, Hey,
Speaker 3: I know y'all been best friends forever, but I don't
Speaker 3: really know them, then I totally agree with Bobby New.
Speaker 5: Boundaries need to be set.
Speaker 1: And there's a way too. Immy makes a great point.
Speaker 1: You could at somehow, I don't know how you would
Speaker 1: do it, but establish the relationship between the boyfriend and
Speaker 1: the dude. And the dude could also be like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: well he's gay. Who cares? He may not be he
Speaker 1: may be gay. You didn't even know that yet. But
Speaker 1: there are things you could learn about the guy that
Speaker 1: make it make it comfortable again. But for now you
Speaker 1: that's the thing. It's a good point. But I'm telling
Speaker 1: you he's into her. He's again, he's a dog. He
Speaker 1: fat Well, we're not talking about the dog. You had them,
Speaker 1: all right, that's the mail bag, close it up. We
Speaker 1: got your game mail and read on the air. Now
Speaker 1: let's found the clothes Bobby failed bag yemn. I want
Speaker 1: to play this voicemail we got here at the studio. Hey,
Speaker 1: the message is for Eddie.
Speaker 3: I have been trying to buy one of his chickens
Speaker 3: and messaging him on Instagram to try to buy his chicken,
Speaker 3: like I literally live on music row, but he won't
Speaker 3: accept the messager bus.
Speaker 1: I really want to buy a chicken.
Speaker 3: So my dms are sitting there in your messenger.
Speaker 1: Bus to buy a chicken if you're still selling them.
Speaker 1: Eddie claims he makes the best chicken, Oh, the best producer.
Speaker 1: Addy's smoking hot chicken. But then he does not follow
Speaker 1: it through his orders, and like he said, he doesn't
Speaker 1: even look at his dms. Does she DM me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Check that, yeah, yeah. Have you been selling any chickens?
Speaker 4: I have him in a while, though, dude, But I
Speaker 4: missed a big opportunity of the day, Like a huge opportunity.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I was at the grocery store and I was just
Speaker 4: picking up a few things and I see this like
Speaker 4: group of people that look like executives. They were looking
Speaker 4: at the produce like will a clipboards be like, oh,
Speaker 4: look at the bananas over here, and just walk by
Speaker 4: and one guy goes, hey, wait a second, are you
Speaker 4: Eddie from the Body Bunch show?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, what's up man? He's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: run about twenty Kroger's in the area.
Speaker 4: That's so cool. Thanks for listening to the show. And
Speaker 4: then that's it said, Hi took.
Speaker 1: Off, Oh Eddie, dude.
Speaker 4: And then when I when I got in the car,
Speaker 4: I was like, wait a second, that was my big
Speaker 4: opportunity to say, hey, can we get producer already smoking
Speaker 4: hot chicken in some stores?
Speaker 1: Twenty stores in the area. So you don't think about
Speaker 1: it enough because you don't check your DM correct you're
Speaker 1: not even making any more chicken. Therefore, why would you
Speaker 1: Why would it be top of mind if you're in
Speaker 1: Kroger and their executives. I didn't even think about it.
Speaker 1: Do you really want this business? Yes? Or no? One
Speaker 1: dred percent? Yes, It's the answer is not one hundred
Speaker 1: percent because you're not committed to it. No, no, No, what's
Speaker 1: the question? Do you really want this business? One hundred percent? Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, since you ran into the Kroger guy, have
Speaker 3: you come up with a plan to maybe get in
Speaker 3: contact with him. Hey, I'm at you at the grocery store,
Speaker 3: and here's my business plan on get my chicken into
Speaker 3: your store.
Speaker 1: I'll run back in the store and find them.
Speaker 4: I didn't think about that till right now. So hey
Speaker 4: you're listening. Man, I met you at the Kroger. It's
Speaker 4: me producer.
Speaker 1: Ready.
Speaker 4: Let's get some producer already smoking hot chicken in stores.
Speaker 1: All over America.
Speaker 5: You fulfill it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you need more. Five What five chickens
Speaker 1: a store that I can do is you don't really
Speaker 1: want this? What are you talking about? Do the work?
Speaker 1: You're not even you're not an Instagram going I'm making
Speaker 1: these chickens, order them, and when they do order them,
Speaker 1: you don't make you don't fulfill the order. Now I'm
Speaker 1: telling you today, I'm going to find that DM. It
Speaker 1: might be way down there. That's about. You have to
Speaker 1: be reminded. You could make a hundred chickens in a day,
Speaker 1: not in a day.
Speaker 4: No, I have to have five chickens for one store.
Speaker 1: I can do that in one day.
Speaker 4: They're taken care of, and then the second one the
Speaker 4: store doesnt get the chickens new chicken.
Speaker 1: You want to make more chickens everybody, You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to hire people. Yeah, why don't you start a food truck?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, with a chickens. Dude.
Speaker 4: Like, I was at a golf tournament the other day
Speaker 4: and they had a smoking area and the line must
Speaker 4: have been two hundred people waiting to get smoked meat.
Speaker 1: And I was like, gosh, the chickens would have gone
Speaker 1: great right here.
Speaker 5: Okay, but then there goes your weekends.
Speaker 3: You have to sign up for stuff, you got to
Speaker 3: get all Where do you find the time for you?
Speaker 1: You're not committed to this. He's already busy. This is
Speaker 1: a busy. So this will be the last segment we
Speaker 1: ever do on Eddie Smoking.
Speaker 4: Hot unless I get a hold of that guy from
Speaker 4: the grocery stores and we just start putting chickens in
Speaker 4: every store across America.
Speaker 1: First of all, he's only over twenty. Second of all,
Speaker 1: you don't know that he can put food in the store.
Speaker 1: Maybe someone he.
Speaker 4: Looks so important. He had a clipboard. He was making
Speaker 4: sure that all the produce was stacked correctly.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know what, I got a connection in Austin.
Speaker 2: My buddy Garrett runs one of the chib's.
Speaker 4: No, dude's see that's what I'm talking about. I can
Speaker 4: go to Austin. I can take twenty chickens to Austin
Speaker 4: this week. When next week?
Speaker 1: And how are you gonna get him there? Drive him myself?
Speaker 1: It's worth to drive. Could get twenty chickens there. Well,
Speaker 1: let's see, le's do the math.
Speaker 4: Twenty bucks of chicken probably not, I mean, guess is
Speaker 4: expensive right now.
Speaker 1: In time, I would just do eddies smoking hot chicken
Speaker 1: on occasions, for special occasions when you feel like I
Speaker 1: want them, because you're never going to make this business
Speaker 1: work because you're not committed. Gosh, I feel that's the
Speaker 1: way in, dude, grocery stores, the way in is not
Speaker 1: the biggest way that never happens for folks. You have
Speaker 1: to actually create a story. Then they buy. They buy
Speaker 1: more than five.
Speaker 3: Do you know how many legit companies that are operating
Speaker 3: and selling a high volume that would love to be
Speaker 3: in a grocery store and they're actively pursuing it right now,
Speaker 3: but they have a plan and they have like it.
Speaker 1: By the way, your chickens really good, thank you, it's
Speaker 1: eight plus. It is really you just suck at the
Speaker 1: rest of it. What do you mean the business part
Speaker 1: of it? Yeah? Yeah, I mean that's the hard part,
Speaker 1: or like the work part of it too.
Speaker 3: But also a Kroger, moms dads, they're gonna be their
Speaker 3: shopping and they're gonna be like, oh, I can get
Speaker 3: this rotisserie chicken for six ninety nine, or I can
Speaker 3: get this twenty dollars eddies whatever, never heard of it?
Speaker 1: Whoa twenty dollars? You're gonna charge twenty bucks at Kroger. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not bringing down for Kroger, that is if they
Speaker 1: order him bold.
Speaker 4: But how cool though, Like if I make five and
Speaker 4: they sell out, how cool would be to have that
Speaker 4: side of it sold out?
Speaker 1: Produce alady smoking hot che I don't think they've sold
Speaker 1: out signed they wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Now wait till next week they do have like an
Speaker 3: out of.
Speaker 1: Stock in two months. When Eddie gets back to his orders,
Speaker 1: initially declaring the end of conversation, wow, because he has
Speaker 1: shown no effort to make it happen.
Speaker 3: This is the day the chicken died, Hold the day
Speaker 3: the chick and died.
Speaker 4: I'm less singing by American Bye, I'm telling you, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna put these in stores.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you all across America.
Speaker 2: It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So there's a woman Nadine in Wisconsin and she's been
Speaker 3: reunited with her class ring that she lost forty four
Speaker 3: years ago. She graduated in nineteen eighty and her maiden
Speaker 3: name was engraved on the inside. Lost it at a
Speaker 3: camp round and thought, well, I'm never going to see
Speaker 3: this again. Well fast forward to now and a couple
Speaker 3: camping discovered it in the sand, posted about it on
Speaker 3: social media, and Nadine's daughter was able to coordinate the return.
Speaker 3: And it's really special because her late husband, he's yeah,
Speaker 3: passed away, but he graduated from the same high school
Speaker 3: and now she gets to have both her ring and
Speaker 3: his ring together.
Speaker 1: Same sand, same spot she lost it, like it never was.
Speaker 5: Found, same camera. Yeah, so just get too.
Speaker 1: By the way, sex's a and m it says Moffitt
Speaker 1: on it, her maiden name Amy Moffatt. And the reward
Speaker 1: is six hundred bucks. And where was it last what
Speaker 1: her house?
Speaker 3: By?
Speaker 1: Someone robbed her house? Right, so we think it's either
Speaker 1: been melted down, pond, But Pond, I think we'd have
Speaker 1: found or used.
Speaker 3: Like listen, here's the thing with aggie rings. It's a
Speaker 3: thing like when you graduate through I know not every
Speaker 3: college they like to have one, but this is something
Speaker 3: Aggie's were proudly and it helps.
Speaker 5: It helps and.
Speaker 3: Interviews as a conversation starter because people.
Speaker 5: Say, oh, is that an aggie ring? And then if
Speaker 5: you guys have never.
Speaker 1: Heard somebody say that ever, I know a lot of
Speaker 1: AI because you're not an aggie.
Speaker 3: I'm saying if you're doing a job interview and you're
Speaker 3: an aggie and you go interview and you're an aggy
Speaker 3: and they.
Speaker 1: Look at your ring, think there's a chance someone has
Speaker 1: yours on and they're like, it's on an aggie ring. Yes,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't say your name, and you're a dude.
Speaker 3: The name's on the inside. It can't be a guy
Speaker 3: because it's.
Speaker 5: A female ring.
Speaker 3: The men's rings are really large and mine was a
Speaker 3: female ring and it's smaller.
Speaker 1: We're looking for Amy's Aggie ring. The six hundred dollars
Speaker 1: reward for this Aggie ring if you find it, it
Speaker 1: says whoop on it.
Speaker 5: Or something right Class of O three. It has the
Speaker 5: teeny tiniest.
Speaker 3: Little diamond on it, the tiniest one available because that's
Speaker 3: there's they're expensive.
Speaker 1: If they can find hers at the campground, maybe they'll
Speaker 1: find yours. Yeah, you ever think about ordering another one? Yes?
Speaker 1: Or it doesn't matter that much? Do you want your right? No?
Speaker 3: I guess I'm holding out hope for the original. I
Speaker 3: feel like if I order a new one that's sort
Speaker 3: of given up. So we'll see.
Speaker 1: I'll think it's a big adoal.
Speaker 5: Also I don't. I haven't needed it as a conversation.
Speaker 1: Start early, of course, and you have a job, so good.
Speaker 1: All right, that's what it's all about. That tell me
Speaker 1: something good. Don't miss one of these movie lines, because
Speaker 1: if you miss it, you're out. Here's the example. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: that would be what movie Star Wars Star Wars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll know that. I think they'd have got there. I
Speaker 1: could have also easily said the other one, star Trek
Speaker 1: even I know the difference in those two, and I
Speaker 1: haven't seen either. So write your answer down as many
Speaker 1: as you can get. You can stay in the game, okay.
Speaker 1: Eliminator style Survivor style number one. There is no pice
Speaker 1: like home, and I'm only gonna play each one twice.
Speaker 1: There's no place like home.
Speaker 6: There, there is no pice like home.
Speaker 1: I'm in the way, Amy, Lunchbox, Wizard of Oz, The
Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz. The kids still watch the Wizard of Oz,
Speaker 1: uh because it was way.
Speaker 4: Before us and we watched as kids. I had to
Speaker 4: show my kids Wizard of Oz. They wouldn't have asked
Speaker 4: about I mean forced, no, no. I just said, you
Speaker 4: guys want to watch Wizard of Like, what is that
Speaker 4: story to them?
Speaker 1: Did they like it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Next one, COONa Matata it means no worries. I'm
Speaker 1: in for the wind. COONa Matata, it means no worries.
Speaker 1: I'm in Amy King, Eddie the Lion King, Lunchbox, Lion King.
Speaker 1: Good job you're surviving. Number three point.
Speaker 6: Hear the most annoying sound in the world.
Speaker 1: I'm in Amy just gave struggle eyes. Wow, okay it
Speaker 1: is again.
Speaker 6: Pot You hear the most annoying sound in the world.
Speaker 5: But they're all yelling at each other.
Speaker 3: I've canna only think of two movies maybe in my
Speaker 3: head that it could be.
Speaker 1: They're in so you can talk it out.
Speaker 5: Be a bunch of guys.
Speaker 1: What do you think it could be of your two movies?
Speaker 5: Right, I'm thinking old or Hangover?
Speaker 3: Because it's like, guys, on a trip in a car
Speaker 3: one more time.
Speaker 6: When you hear the most annoying sound in the world.
Speaker 5: Is he saying? Guys? Guys, guys?
Speaker 1: And remember a part of this and I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: play it again, but remember the part of this is
Speaker 1: trying to identify the actor.
Speaker 5: Right, I know, and I feel like I'm trying.
Speaker 3: I felt like when when I heard at that time
Speaker 3: that it's a you know, dumb and dumber or it's
Speaker 3: been sure it sounds like Jim Carrey, but but then
Speaker 3: he's when is he with?
Speaker 1: Guys? Guys? There is there a countdown clock. This is
Speaker 1: my own personal enjoyment of me just listening to her
Speaker 1: brain all right, checking, Yeah, what do you have?
Speaker 5: Hangover?
Speaker 1: Incorrect? Was dumb and dumber? Dumb and dumber?
Speaker 5: Jim Carrey? I knew that was his voice. But who's
Speaker 5: the guys?
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, it's him and Jeff Daniels, another
Speaker 1: guy that like picks him up or whatever of with
Speaker 1: r dog car there, the dog car whatever. Okay, Amy,
Speaker 1: you're out. I'm sorry You've been a bit. Next up,
Speaker 1: nobody fos in the corner.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm in nobody the corner.
Speaker 1: Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Speaker 2: I'm in for the wind Lunchbox shout out to Amy,
Speaker 2: dirty dancing, Eddie.
Speaker 1: Amy, you love this and dirty dancing. My favorite two
Speaker 1: people were me next one? Who is coming? He is small?
Speaker 5: You is? I?
Speaker 1: Lunchboxes giving confusion eyes and now Eddie gave what the mouth?
Speaker 1: I've heard that before. I have to.
Speaker 3: Who is coming? He is small?
Speaker 1: You is imp What another one? Amy knows the answer to,
Speaker 1: but I'm not saying that he didn't. I wanted to
Speaker 1: speak up for you.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Amy knows that one.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, could be a hint?
Speaker 1: Is this really hard? Really? I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: how hard is anything? Wait? Why would okay?
Speaker 5: I would know it? With you? Is that's it?
Speaker 1: I'm in You is smart? You is pretty? What does
Speaker 1: it say? Time? Lunchbok answer that precious? Incorrect? Eddie the
Speaker 1: help correct? Whoa? Whoa? How did I do that? I
Speaker 1: have never even seen that movie? Winner?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: These are the most offensive things that you could do
Speaker 1: in a restaurant. These are the things that people do
Speaker 1: in restaurants that make the list. Number ten is flirt
Speaker 1: with the staff.
Speaker 5: That's offensive?
Speaker 1: Why is that offensive? They pulled Americans flirting with the
Speaker 1: staff in general apparently is offensive because the staff is like,
Speaker 1: now I got to flirt back to make money. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're working because if you don't flirt back, then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm gonna get less of a tip. Right,
Speaker 1: So tennis flirt with the staff anybody. I mean, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say I flirt. Maybe back in the day when
Speaker 1: I was single. Sure, it was a example of that.
Speaker 1: You don't slaughter was terrible.
Speaker 5: That's why I want to see an example.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even know an example. Okay, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come here, off out here. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Number nine occupy a table for an extended period during
Speaker 1: busy hours. I'm super conscious about not doing that because
Speaker 1: I used to wait tables and I would hate when
Speaker 1: people just sit at a table because it was costing
Speaker 1: me money. So I'm gonna pull myself out of this
Speaker 1: one lunchbox.
Speaker 2: What you say, I've done it, But I've also asked
Speaker 2: people to get up.
Speaker 1: Because we were waiting for a table. So you've done it, yea.
Speaker 1: And even though you've done it, you thought someone else
Speaker 1: doing it needed to stop doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have kids that were hangry and it
Speaker 2: was getting out of control.
Speaker 1: Would you do it again?
Speaker 2: Not as much anymore because kids are annoying, they don't
Speaker 2: want to sit there as long. But when you're just
Speaker 2: with adults, man, it's pretty nice sit there and have
Speaker 2: a drink and just chill.
Speaker 1: During a busy time, not moving a drink.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Eddie. Growing up, it was like a part of
Speaker 4: our life too. If friends came in town, my parents,
Speaker 4: the whole family, we'd go out to eat, and then
Speaker 4: we would finish eating, we'd hang out and we'd talk
Speaker 4: for another hour.
Speaker 1: It was so much fun. And I, yeah, I do
Speaker 1: that now. I think it's okay, and I don't think
Speaker 1: that's bad at nine pm. But on a Friday at
Speaker 1: seven thirty.
Speaker 4: Bones, if you moved to another state and then you
Speaker 4: came in, like, dude, let's go have dinner, lem we
Speaker 4: just sit there and chat, eat.
Speaker 1: It at a restaurant. We would leave the restaurant and
Speaker 1: go somewhere else to talk. Only because you're costing that
Speaker 1: server money, another table, more tips, and because you're hogging it,
Speaker 1: you're affecting their bills for the next thirty days. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But also if he's going to dinner with you, once
Speaker 3: you take the final bite.
Speaker 1: You're like, ok yeah, I know that's a bad example.
Speaker 3: You can also if you're aware you're doing it, because
Speaker 3: that's happened to me, and I've been aware, and my
Speaker 3: friends and I were at the table for that long.
Speaker 3: We make sure to leave a good tip or make
Speaker 3: sure we're still ordering something that will add to the bill.
Speaker 1: To add more ordering doesn't really do it, though, because
Speaker 1: you're talking about fifteen. Hey, we're gonna hook you up.
Speaker 1: Don't worry people that say that. Never do you have
Speaker 1: to say it. But then otherwise I'm freaking out, Like
Speaker 1: this table will not leave, I gotcha. Number eight, Leave
Speaker 1: a mess at the table, like an extreme mess, such
Speaker 1: as spilled drinks or food crumbs. Oh one percent? You
Speaker 1: ever been out to dinner with kids? Are you cleaning up? Oh?
Speaker 1: Good luck? You know you just do it? Okay, So
Speaker 1: you don't all.
Speaker 2: I mean there's rice, and there's chicken on the floor,
Speaker 2: there's I mean, you don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have a broom to clean it all up.
Speaker 1: Show up fifteen minutes late for reservation. I do that,
Speaker 1: but call okay fair, let them know I don't really
Speaker 1: make reservations. That's true, very rare. Number six bring outside
Speaker 1: food or drinks into the restaurant. Yeah, like birthday cake.
Speaker 1: I think birthday cakes different. Ask Yeah, you have to create.
Speaker 1: Ask their procedure because you can. Actually, they'll hold the
Speaker 1: birthday cake and bring it out sometimes unless they have
Speaker 1: their own version. What about alcohol in college? We do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in college you're sneaking in, but now you're's in there. No,
Speaker 2: but I bring water bottles for the kids.
Speaker 5: Someplaces let you bring alcohol, but it just offense.
Speaker 1: Most offensive things you can do in a restaurant. Number five,
Speaker 1: snap your fingers to get the way, or a waitress attention. Dude.
Speaker 1: In Mexico, that's a thing they'd be like. But if
Speaker 1: that's part of that's part of the culture, then people
Speaker 1: aren't surprised. They don't build disrespected.
Speaker 4: But when you're there and that's not part of your culture,
Speaker 4: it's very weird.
Speaker 1: Anybody ever snap I don't snap, but I I do
Speaker 1: a wave like AAA, like man, but it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a snap.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying I don't snap, but I do
Speaker 2: AAA because sometimes they're not looking.
Speaker 1: I'm just clarifying. Four left top four stay past the
Speaker 1: restaurant's closing time.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, No, like if a restaurant says it closes
Speaker 2: at nine, you can go.
Speaker 1: You sit down at eight forty. I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be out of there by nine. I'm probably not
Speaker 1: gonna go sit at eight forty there when they break
Speaker 1: out the vacuum, it's time to go.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're starting to roll silverware on other tables.
Speaker 1: All good, doe with you. Hey, you're still open. Debate
Speaker 1: menu prices. But wait, try to get a lower deal.
Speaker 1: Is that possible? I don't know, I've never heard of this.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that. Yeah, okay, I'd like the cheeseburger,
Speaker 1: but for four dollars? How much? For only one half
Speaker 1: of the bunny? Number two of the top two here?
Speaker 1: Allow the children to roam freely in the restaurant?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: In rome? Like you just let them go do what
Speaker 1: they want? And what do you mean allow they run around? Allow? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean it's hard sometimes it's hard, man. Yeah, go ahead, Like.
Speaker 2: Let's say there's no one else around you. I let them,
Speaker 2: you know, do like play races around the table? What
Speaker 2: do you mean there's no one around you? Like you're
Speaker 2: the only table in that section?
Speaker 1: Right then? Like there's no one else sitting there, and
Speaker 1: there's EI. Just let them run they want to run
Speaker 1: last around the table. I don't hate it if there's
Speaker 1: nobody else in the second I guess.
Speaker 5: You got kids coming through now.
Speaker 4: The other day, my five year old said I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go to the bathroom and said, all right, he's I
Speaker 4: can trust him. He went the bathroom was right by
Speaker 4: the kitchen. He's gone for like ten minutes. Where is he?
Speaker 4: He was in the kitchen. It was just chilling in
Speaker 4: there looking at him, fry like stuff like that's cool.
Speaker 4: No ways, So.
Speaker 1: No, you can't let him row. And they didn't come
Speaker 1: to you and say, so are your kids in there? No,
Speaker 1: he's really cool. He's chat he chats it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: walk back here frying himself. The number one is said,
Speaker 1: you won't pay for a dish even though you ate
Speaker 1: all of it or most of it? No, you know
Speaker 1: I could understand going this was not what I ordered,
Speaker 1: It wasn't cooked properly. Can you fix it, take it
Speaker 1: back whatever, or found a herond if that happens. But
Speaker 1: why would you eat most of it or the whole
Speaker 1: thing and then go not for me? I don't want
Speaker 1: it I'm not paying for it. Oh.
Speaker 2: Usually it's like maybe it was cold, like hey man,
Speaker 2: I just hated it was cold, or it didn't come
Speaker 2: out the way I ordered it, but I sucked it
Speaker 2: up and ate it, like, hey, look man, I said
Speaker 2: no mushrooms. As you can see, I picked all the
Speaker 2: mushrooms aside, so I don't really think i'ma pay for that.
Speaker 2: But then you ate it. Well, I picked all the
Speaker 2: mushrooms out. That was a lot of work on my part.
Speaker 2: So you guys didn't do it right.
Speaker 1: But you could have just sent it back and got
Speaker 1: a different one. No mushrooms, could I.
Speaker 3: Mean, yeah, But then they anytime I send it, I
Speaker 3: don't send anything back.
Speaker 5: I don't want them to do anything more.
Speaker 2: I mean, like you said, a hair, you put a
Speaker 2: hair in there at the end, you pour it us,
Speaker 2: or you just pay for it.
Speaker 1: You ate it, so you pay for it, right, because
Speaker 1: it was on you for not sending it back.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just sort of like I got that
Speaker 2: from when I worked at the groceres. When I worked
Speaker 2: at Sam's, people would bring them the milk. They'd drink
Speaker 2: three quarters of it and bring them back say it
Speaker 2: doesn't taste right. And we give them their money back.
Speaker 1: So you want to say you got that you would
Speaker 1: see people doing dishonest crap. So you saw them doing
Speaker 1: dishonest crap, and to you, you thought, well, I guess
Speaker 1: I can also get away with dishonest crap.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, man, if they're going to take
Speaker 1: it back, I guess you can do that anywhere. He's
Speaker 1: a child. Okay, okay, here is truck or Joe. Hey, Bobby.
Speaker 3: Usually I buy about a one to turn dollar ticult book.
Speaker 1: For some reason, today I'm inside of by her and
Speaker 1: I won five bucks dollars a bunch box, Wow Truck
Speaker 1: or Joe frequent caller on the voicemail. Five thousand bucks
Speaker 1: on a scratch off. That's huge. That's crazy. Lunchbox has
Speaker 1: never won more than two hundred fifty bucks Grass Truck
Speaker 1: or Joe. That's awesome. All right, hit me with the
Speaker 1: next one.
Speaker 6: I have a morning corning for Amy.
Speaker 1: I couldn't it to favor Cross the Roads because he
Speaker 1: got stuffed.
Speaker 3: In a crash. Why it was cute when a kid
Speaker 3: tells it.
Speaker 5: I think I tried to tell it one time and it.
Speaker 1: We don't like that one. Yeah, it's cute. When a
Speaker 1: kid's doing that. And also I feel like those kids,
Speaker 1: I didn't hear an adult in there. I feel like
Speaker 1: they were like doing a Frank let's do this. He's
Speaker 1: pile of stories.
Speaker 3: Some celebrities like to do what it's called poor mouthing,
Speaker 3: which is talking about their upbringings, claiming that they grew
Speaker 3: up a little.
Speaker 1: Rough like money.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, lunchbox, Yeah he did for a long.
Speaker 5: Time until we went to the labor Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: So number one on the list Taylor Swift in her
Speaker 3: song I Bet You Think about Me, she says, you
Speaker 3: grew up with a silver spoon gated community bright Beverly Hills.
Speaker 5: I was raised on a farm.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't a mansion, just living room dancing and
Speaker 3: kitchen table bills, Taylor did. Yeah, so it was a
Speaker 3: fifteen acre farm. That was a hobby. Dad who was
Speaker 3: a Merrill Lynch financial advisor.
Speaker 1: But they lived on the farm.
Speaker 5: I think when they were a hobby did they.
Speaker 1: Dance on the table table?
Speaker 5: Oh no, the table was full of kitchen bills.
Speaker 3: Okay, and it too is Victoria Beckham in that documentary
Speaker 3: Beckham on Netflix.
Speaker 5: It's kind of funny. She's acting like she was just
Speaker 5: normal middle class.
Speaker 1: Oh, David Beckham comes in and goes tell the truth.
Speaker 3: And he happened to be there. I don't even think
Speaker 3: he was supposed to be hearing that. I saw him
Speaker 3: talking about it later and he opened up the door
Speaker 3: and he was like, Victoria, tell the truth.
Speaker 1: What her dad?
Speaker 5: Yeah, your dad would take you to school in a
Speaker 5: Rolls Royce kid Rock.
Speaker 3: He claims to be straight out of the trailer, but
Speaker 3: his parents actually had money and he grew up in
Speaker 3: like a suburban Michigan area on an estate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen aerial pictures of the house he grew
Speaker 1: up in. Very freaking nice. Really Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then lastly, Drake started from the bottom now we're
Speaker 3: here kind of guy and he lived in a wealthy neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Became a TV star in sixth grade, so it's been
Speaker 3: in the business for a while.
Speaker 1: Maybe he meant start up in the bottom, as in
Speaker 1: sixth grade, the long bottom of like middle school. Okay,
Speaker 1: what else?
Speaker 3: A poll found Americans take fewer vacations than any other
Speaker 3: country in the world.
Speaker 5: That puts US at number one. Let's Rock changed this, right,
Speaker 5: We're the worst.
Speaker 1: Let's go America were awesome.
Speaker 5: I mean I don't want to be number one in
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone else in the world knows how to just
Speaker 3: relax a little bit and not work all the time. Yes,
Speaker 3: there's funny memes about us that I come across. I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's actually I love it true.
Speaker 1: I want to be number one or something.
Speaker 3: The country who takes the most vacation.
Speaker 1: Days Switzerland, Sweden, Finland.
Speaker 5: France, Oh, French. Did you notice that when you were there?
Speaker 1: No, because I was at a place wherever it is working.
Speaker 3: But y'all are all coming from everybody's working.
Speaker 5: In France working.
Speaker 3: And another interesting stat of part of the study is
Speaker 3: that over the course of careers, Americans will let forty
Speaker 3: five vacation days go unused.
Speaker 1: They don't really let us do that here at this
Speaker 1: job because they know they have to pay for it
Speaker 1: if they do so, Like you must use your vacation.
Speaker 1: I would not use all my vacation if I didn't
Speaker 1: have to. But what for you guys, I may take
Speaker 1: like two days off. Okay, thanks for doing that. You're welcome.
Speaker 3: Rolling Stone had an article about country music festival and
Speaker 3: how two of them in California have been canceled for
Speaker 3: this coming spring and so the question is are fans
Speaker 3: getting a festival fatigue? And some roots were talking about
Speaker 3: it and they said that, you know, we might be
Speaker 3: seeing a market correction, but the bubble isn't bursting, and
Speaker 3: the solution might be to create more of a complete
Speaker 3: experience that goes beyond music for the fans.
Speaker 1: I think that after COVID, everybody just got out on
Speaker 1: the road all at once, and finally it's starting to
Speaker 1: be a bit of all right, we need to get
Speaker 1: back to what we normally would do, not so many
Speaker 1: and just you know, regionally one here, one there, not
Speaker 1: four here, six there. Every Ohio small town's got one
Speaker 1: now because everybody can get to Ohio pretty easy. So
Speaker 1: I would say that the bubble hasn't bursted. Country music
Speaker 1: is bigger than pretty much has ever been except maybe
Speaker 1: a slight time in the nineties. So but yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean there's a lot of festivals. CMA fest is still good,
Speaker 1: the things they still kill here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which theginn of that's airing tonight. So we had
Speaker 3: it go on in Nashville weeks ago. Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: people everywhere, but everyone can watch it now. It's on
Speaker 3: ABC eight seventh Central tonight or then people can stream
Speaker 3: it on Hulu and watch it whenever they want. Starting tomorrow,
Speaker 3: you got Jelly Roll and Ashton Bride hosting and every
Speaker 3: big country start performing.
Speaker 1: Some of the problems too with all these festivals they
Speaker 1: can't get good headliners, like they'll be like one because
Speaker 1: everybody's doing a show somewhere else. Like I saw one
Speaker 1: of the biggest ones at Abbey headlining. That one struggled
Speaker 1: really okay, Abby, it was just Abby Yeah, And it
Speaker 1: was like, come out to the festival, George Burgh. So
Speaker 1: I'm kidding heavy. All right, there you go.
Speaker 5: I'm Amy. That's my pile.
Speaker 1: That was Amy's Kyle of stories. It's time for the
Speaker 1: good news already.
Speaker 4: There's a really cool nonprofit out of Atlanta called Move
Speaker 4: In Day Mafia, and what they do is they take
Speaker 4: foster kids that have graduated high school and are going
Speaker 4: to college, and they get ahead of them and go
Speaker 4: to their dorm and they just kind of decorated however.
Speaker 4: They want paint the walls, get wallpaper, bringing furniture that
Speaker 4: they want to make them feel.
Speaker 1: Like they're at home.
Speaker 4: Because what happens is when they turn eighteen there and
Speaker 4: they age out of the foster care system, the funding's gone.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the houses that live in they just get kicked out,
Speaker 4: like you don't live here anymore, I'm sorry, your time
Speaker 4: is done here and they got nothing anymore. So this
Speaker 4: nonprofit makes them feel like, hey, you're still being taken
Speaker 4: care of.
Speaker 1: We got you, and here's your new place. Because these
Speaker 1: kids will be going to college with no support at all, correct,
Speaker 1: no parents helping out. Nothing. Yeah, that's pretty cool and
Speaker 1: probably not something you would think about unless you were
Speaker 1: either in the system well as a kid, or even
Speaker 1: a foster parent. Sure, but you're a foster parent. I
Speaker 1: was a foster and you've made me aware of all
Speaker 1: of this because I would have never thought about that
Speaker 1: aging out or aging out of orphanage. Sure, or Amy
Speaker 1: got her kits from an orphanage. Because once you at
Speaker 1: a certain age, it's not like you can be twenty
Speaker 1: four much ball held were you when you live with
Speaker 1: your parents the last time? I think twenty five? You
Speaker 1: can't do that. I can't do that.
Speaker 5: It's not always an option.
Speaker 3: But this is genius too, because yeah, when you go
Speaker 3: off to college, if they have this opportunity, like that's
Speaker 3: what sometimes moms and dads do, is they help the
Speaker 3: storm room feel good. They get the comfort, they do
Speaker 3: all the things, and this can help you feel like
Speaker 3: you've got that support there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, the great story, that is what it's all about.
Speaker 1: That was telling me something good and healthiest snacks on
Speaker 1: the planet. That list has come out. I did not
Speaker 1: mean to see this list. I don't want to see
Speaker 1: this list, but I saw it. I'm going to share
Speaker 1: it with you and punish you the same way. Perfect
Speaker 1: because number one is a snack that I used to
Speaker 1: five or six of a day. Like my day wasn't
Speaker 1: even complete. Hey, lunch didn't start until I had one
Speaker 1: of these in front of meons. Oh, I did like
Speaker 1: some funny oh but a little Debbie zebra cake. I
Speaker 1: would even go to the gas station and buy them separate.
Speaker 1: I'd buy them in boxes. I buy them in boxes, dude,
Speaker 1: because you can get oatmeal, pie boxes, you get star crunches,
Speaker 1: you get oh my god, leg and I would get
Speaker 1: the zebra cakes little Debbie box. Awesome. That's the number
Speaker 1: one worst. Wow. Number two smuckers, goober grape. Number three
Speaker 1: ritz bits cheese sandwich crackers. I've had plenty of those
Speaker 1: who are rooms. They're awesome. They're tiny, they're a plus.
Speaker 1: Number four turtle checks mix and I see why would
Speaker 1: like that, but I never get it. It doesn't look
Speaker 1: at I never want to eat anything with turtle on it,
Speaker 1: even if turtle means something different.
Speaker 5: Just like the eminem's mixed in.
Speaker 1: Instead eminem's and like caramel saltavory. Yeah, like that's excellent sounding,
Speaker 1: but calling it turtle I don't like, turns me off.
Speaker 1: Number five Little Debbie Swiss rolls. Number six Dorito's Notacho cheese. Yes,
Speaker 1: Number six, Number seven Max Salt and Vinegar. Pork skins.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about pork rinds. I don't call them
Speaker 1: pork skins pork rinds. I only ever want them when
Speaker 1: I want a road trip and I see them in
Speaker 1: a gas station. I never buy them anywhere else. My
Speaker 1: grandma used to eat them, so I eat them with
Speaker 1: her when I was a kid.
Speaker 3: But I never have the handkroom for some pork grinds.
Speaker 1: Never. However, if I'm at a gas station we're driving
Speaker 1: Tennessee to Arkansas or to Oklahoma or text, it's like
Speaker 1: she could do some pork crimes for some reason. You
Speaker 1: like the big ones? Yeah, do you like the little ones.
Speaker 1: I like the big ones because you can get some
Speaker 1: of that soft pork crime. I like the soft like
Speaker 1: cloud porky, not the one that hurts your tea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like that one very much. Number eight Hostess
Speaker 1: Old Fashioned Donuts. Number nine Twigs candy bar. That sucks.
Speaker 1: I love twigs. It's top three kit Kat Twigs up
Speaker 1: there in the top.
Speaker 3: To be clear, we're all still gonna eat these, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: for sure?
Speaker 1: Okay, at the same level. I was right.
Speaker 5: I agree, I'm.
Speaker 1: Not having them every single day, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: limit because I already knew they weren't good for me.
Speaker 1: And Number ten Chewy Dips chocolate chip granola bar. Oh
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Those are really good. They are really good,
Speaker 1: and I thought they were kind of healthy, I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you. Yeah, granola bar. And it's in that
Speaker 1: little package in sext of the protein bars.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, I could think of other things
Speaker 3: that should probably.
Speaker 5: Be on there before that.
Speaker 1: If it said granola, I'm like, for sure. The blog
Speaker 1: has a list of the unhealthiest snacks on the planet,
Speaker 1: and zebra cake was it one. Each cake has three
Speaker 1: hundred twenty calirais each cake fourteen grams of fat, eight
Speaker 1: gram saturaatey fat, one hundred and fifty milligrams of sodium,
Speaker 1: forty seven grams of carbs, and two grams of protein. Well,
Speaker 1: there you go, cut off though SRAMs of protein.
Speaker 3: Eat that it's factored and there isn't even that type
Speaker 3: of nutritional value. But like the ingredients that you can't
Speaker 3: pronounce that are in a lot, I can't pronounce a lot.
Speaker 1: Of ingredients and stuff I eat. Then that's probably a problem.
Speaker 1: Let's go to aim you at the morning corny, the
Speaker 1: mourning corny.
Speaker 3: Where's the bee's favorite Asian vacation destination?
Speaker 1: That's this risky go ahead, sting of Pore. That was
Speaker 1: the mourning corny. Simplify that, what's a bee's favorite country?
Speaker 1: Sting Apore.
Speaker 5: I'll get this better.
Speaker 1: You'll have to go with vacation destination. Everybody I know,
Speaker 1: But what's a bee's favorite country? Stingapore? That's good? Okay,
Speaker 1: is funny, It's yes, it's funny. I'm going to present
Speaker 1: a scenario. You tell me if that's crazy or I
Speaker 1: felt that, okay, those are your two options. That's crazy,
Speaker 1: or I felt that a millionaire pro golfer set fire
Speaker 1: to his one point one four Seafront home to spite
Speaker 1: his estranged wife after their marriage broke down. He told
Speaker 1: emergency cruise, I didn't want that blank to have it.
Speaker 1: As they battled the blaze on June twenty fifth, The
Speaker 1: fifty year old who played at the Open co owned
Speaker 1: the house with his former partner and sent her messages
Speaker 1: saying he would burn the house to the ground. He
Speaker 1: then acted on the threat, causing significant damage to the
Speaker 1: seafront property. The court hurt of the incident. But he
Speaker 1: didn't want her to have it. She was gonna get it,
Speaker 1: so he didn't want that blank to have it. That's
Speaker 1: crazy or I felt that amy.
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Eight pick one.
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, better get it. You can't do both.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's crazy. I would never burn something down.
Speaker 1: But like, did you do you feel it in your
Speaker 1: core a little bit?
Speaker 5: I guess it's crazy.
Speaker 2: You're telling me there's not some in your house you
Speaker 2: wanted to break just so he couldn't have it.
Speaker 5: Come on, break and burn is different.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. Eddie is a whole house man, but
Speaker 1: he's not gonna get it. If they get divorced. She
Speaker 1: gets it.
Speaker 4: This is one crazy like that the whole mentality of like,
Speaker 4: you can't have this on burning it down? Who does that?
Speaker 4: I'm sure people think about it, people that are very
Speaker 4: emotion but who actually does it? That's crazy?
Speaker 1: And I felt that you felt that I would be
Speaker 1: so competitive, especially if it were not and the divorce
Speaker 1: was in a bad place and we were hating each
Speaker 1: other and there were threats, and she was saying, it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, let's play ball.
Speaker 3: Does she get that if she was supposed to get
Speaker 3: the house, does she get the insurance money?
Speaker 1: She didn't get the house. Now she had a deal
Speaker 1: to trouble of getting the whole thing bill up again.
Speaker 1: I think we all can understand both sides. Sure, I
Speaker 1: understand as in both the rational I think we all
Speaker 1: can go man, that's a crazy thing to do. And
Speaker 1: also I understand why they'd feel that way. But I
Speaker 1: want to know which one you felt first? And always
Speaker 1: I felt that, But we're basically two. On the fact
Speaker 1: that he did it.
Speaker 4: He didn't think it, he didn't say it, said he
Speaker 4: was gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Then did it? He did it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he follows three sounds like it was a real
Speaker 5: Peach to be married to.
Speaker 1: He talked to talk and walks to the wall. Or
Speaker 1: was she the one there was Donald Peach ding ding?
Speaker 1: Or do they find each other crazy? People usually find
Speaker 1: crazy pop He drove her to that, No, they can
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Or I felt that. I felt that.
Speaker 2: It seems to me that he's the one that's rich,
Speaker 2: He's the one that has the money. He's the one
Speaker 2: that bought that house and loved to be on the ocean.
Speaker 2: Was like, if I'm not gonna be able to spend
Speaker 2: time there, just what I brought you to where you're at,
Speaker 2: you ain't gonna get to stay there either, bye ba.
Speaker 1: And there had to be something about that house, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, oh man, it was that meant something or
Speaker 1: that was used against they were using it against each
Speaker 1: other on the water man. I mean, I don't even
Speaker 1: think that there was a nice house and on the water.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was just that it was a
Speaker 1: fun place. I think it was a pert like that's
Speaker 1: what she wanted and she was going to get it.
Speaker 3: It could have been anything, because there could be Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's always that. It's like that one thing when you're
Speaker 3: doing the division of the assets, it's like ells more.
Speaker 5: Yeah, es, no, this is reality.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like if you're dividing up, especially if
Speaker 3: you've been married for a while, it's like, hey, this
Speaker 3: is the one thing that's important to me. I would
Speaker 3: really like it, and you can have this, this and
Speaker 3: this if I can.
Speaker 5: Just have this?
Speaker 1: So what if they don't want to be a pain
Speaker 1: in the butt because the divorce is not going well
Speaker 1: and they know you want that and they don't really care,
Speaker 1: but they're like, no, I want that, right, And then
Speaker 1: the judge goes, good, point, give it to them. Do
Speaker 1: you then burn it?
Speaker 5: No, don't burn it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it sounds like there they had a you know,
Speaker 3: tumultrous relationship.
Speaker 1: Some mud say passionate. But that's arson, right, like you can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's illegal, Like that's crazy, Like just as a crime,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, but like I felt that.
Speaker 3: You know, or even if someone this is divorced, but
Speaker 3: if someone passes away, like when you know, my sister allies,
Speaker 3: we lost both of our parents and there's two of us,
Speaker 3: there's one of them collecting their things, and it's like
Speaker 3: you get this.
Speaker 5: I'll take that. You get that.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've bet siblings get in fights about certain
Speaker 3: things too, and be like, well, if I can't have it,
Speaker 3: then nobody's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Exactly what it is if I can't have it, nobody
Speaker 1: And you know what, that is crazy? That is crazy.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's with people too, and they're like, if I
Speaker 1: can't have you, then nobody can. Then they stab you
Speaker 1: or kill you like stalkers have that. Yeah, yeah, if
Speaker 1: I can't have you, nobody can. Well that's crazy. I
Speaker 1: didn't feel that either. But like a good point lunch box,
Speaker 1: I do not feel that.
Speaker 3: You know this golfer No, he had just won a
Speaker 3: couple one of the ones.
Speaker 1: He played it like that, you don't know when I'm
Speaker 1: taking into the garb, but you don't. I know a
Speaker 1: lot of golfers Francis McGuirk never heard of exactly dig
Speaker 1: into the garbage to get that over some million dollars
Speaker 1: mcgworkk mcguork.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: There was a painting that was stolen way back in
Speaker 1: the day from the Renaissance era and they found it
Speaker 1: in plastic at a bus stop. It's valued at thirty
Speaker 1: two million dollars. They found it in plastic wrap at
Speaker 1: a bus stop. Somebody stole it. I don't even know
Speaker 1: when they stole it. It's called the Rest on the
Speaker 1: Flight into Egypt is estimated to have been painted around
Speaker 1: the end of the fifteen tens. After over five hundred
Speaker 1: years of changing hands, the Rest on the Flight into
Speaker 1: Egypt is back on the auction block. It's already estimated
Speaker 1: itself somewhere between twenty and thirty two million bucks. And
Speaker 1: it was just found in plastic at a bus stop.
Speaker 3: Okay, somebody who got on the bus was supposed to
Speaker 3: have it with them and they forgot. It's almost like
Speaker 3: you're maybe he's like a transporter, like a mule.
Speaker 1: I would think they ended up buying a crappy painting
Speaker 1: and just forgot it more than they forgot to carry
Speaker 1: the painting they were transporting. Oh. I thought, maybe like
Speaker 1: they stole it and they're just like, what is this crime.
Speaker 1: I think it's been it's stolen in originally, but I
Speaker 1: think people in buying it forever. I would imagine that
Speaker 1: it was left somewhere in a house in a state,
Speaker 1: somebody thought it was old and crappy, gets donated. Somebody
Speaker 1: buys up for eight bucks, because you don't ever leave
Speaker 1: a twenty million dollars anything. We don't even take the bus.
Speaker 1: If you have a twenty million if you're doing a
Speaker 1: twenty million dollar paid nous, you got to chauffeur. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no bus involved in that.
Speaker 3: Well, what if the scenario is that they took it,
Speaker 3: stole it, and they're trying to stay under the radar,
Speaker 3: they take the bus and they had other things and
Speaker 3: they forget it.
Speaker 1: Sort of, they would not forget.
Speaker 5: They're probably they did. They're probably dead now.
Speaker 1: Any good thief is not forgetting a twenty million dollar
Speaker 1: anything at a bus stop. And that is the end
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