Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever sel.
Speaker 2: Cuckoo could chew.
Speaker 3: That's right. Bring it in, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: We have another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 4: The podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Theories, and we finally worked approve the theories that you
Speaker 2: the listener have at homes. It's it's a motherfucking mini episode.
Speaker 3: You know what that is. That means we listen to
Speaker 3: your bitch.
Speaker 2: Ass, bitch ass motherfucker coming at us with your emails
Speaker 2: and your times on stuff.
Speaker 4: Like I didn't have shit to do today, like I
Speaker 4: could just sit around all day packing clothes and watch
Speaker 4: it banging it little rock.
Speaker 2: Right, you don't think we're busy. You're writing us with
Speaker 2: your non say other.
Speaker 3: Langston David, you actually guys are missing.
Speaker 2: For fuck you according to research. You goddamn dork.
Speaker 3: Give a shit about your research. We we don't, we
Speaker 3: don't read.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Hey, pay attention, dummy. This is a scam.
Speaker 2: This is all a rooms. We're raking in millions of
Speaker 2: dollars on your backs and we're oh, we're rich, Oh
Speaker 2: we're rich.
Speaker 3: And I'm going to a foreign country.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, David's going to Brazil and he's going to the
Speaker 2: dark side of Brazil. He's going there to do to
Speaker 2: do rich, raunchy things that aren't allowed in America. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna kill a guy I expected, no less, that's what you.
Speaker 3: Go there for, burder tourism.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, David has a big murder to get to.
Speaker 2: And we have an email from a listener, a person
Speaker 2: by the name of let me make sure I get
Speaker 2: this right, Marcelline. Marcelline Uh sent us an email and
Speaker 2: and Marcelene said, hey, guys, in the last episode, y'all
Speaker 2: talked about AI replacing you, so naturally I checked if
Speaker 2: it could. The results are as follows. Apparently Marcelene threw
Speaker 2: some information into chat GPT and she highlighted where the
Speaker 2: tone felt kind of right.
Speaker 3: Uh, this is scary because we're striking about this right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, it is currently on the on the docket of
Speaker 2: things that that the w g A and eventually I
Speaker 2: think SAG and the d GA are going to be
Speaker 2: worried about. So you know, Marcelene, you're not not scaring
Speaker 2: us with this.
Speaker 3: Before we get into it, Clay, I want to take
Speaker 3: your opinion do you what if this ship goes like.
Speaker 2: Oh like that like the chat GPT went crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like what if it's like better than us?
Speaker 2: That's that's honestly what scares me the most about the
Speaker 2: AI replacing us is like I keep seeing all these
Speaker 2: signs when when we're protesting or demonstrating, rather where people
Speaker 2: are like, hey, yeah, I can't do what I do
Speaker 2: and I'll be there like I don't know, bro.
Speaker 3: That's like.
Speaker 2: I'm not convinced. Yeah, I think a I could do
Speaker 2: a lot of shit I can do.
Speaker 3: Bro, if that shit becomes charming, it's a rap for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: AI is not going to struggle to find the words
Speaker 2: that I struggle to find sometimes. You know.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's not all the words. It's it's set
Speaker 4: up to be our downfall. That's what we got to
Speaker 4: destroy it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all for that takedown sky Net. I definitely
Speaker 2: root for John Connor in the Terminator movies.
Speaker 4: You know, my favorite part about the nineties was that
Speaker 4: nobody had a computer dog. What a friend to me.
Speaker 4: The Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: I think I've mentioned this before, but my dad truly
Speaker 2: was the first person in our neighborhood with a CD
Speaker 2: burner and it made me king, like I was fucking king.
Speaker 2: You understand. I was walking around my high school like, bitch,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna listen to that new Drew Hill without me,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean?
Speaker 2: When it first came out, you think you're gonna get
Speaker 2: that new Jagged Edge If I'm not involved, You're fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Were you charging running? I was.
Speaker 2: I was running a little business selling selling CDs for
Speaker 2: five dollars a pop. And you just come on dogthing
Speaker 2: like that some dumb something I could scam my dad into.
Speaker 3: You know that's alcohol markups.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amazing and it only cost me hours of
Speaker 2: my life every.
Speaker 4: Day so long. You're really just burning CDs for people
Speaker 4: to like you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, burning CITs for popularity. And I'm also like a
Speaker 2: fu son of Like what if we remember it correctly,
Speaker 2: what what downloading music was was downloading corrupt files and
Speaker 2: then being hugely disappointed by Like, I think I found
Speaker 2: that rare song everybody's been looking for, and as it
Speaker 2: turns out, you didn't. You just found a dude, a
Speaker 2: dude breathing heavy on a on a weird audio file.
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 4: I got duped so many times, like man, can you
Speaker 4: believe Lil Wayne did a song with the cast of
Speaker 4: Girls Gone Wild.
Speaker 3: It's like, of course not. You think nobody else figured
Speaker 3: this out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were really running running heavy scams on Napster
Speaker 2: and and the like.
Speaker 3: I was a guy, really I.
Speaker 2: Think I did. I started with Napster. I think everybody
Speaker 2: started with Napster, and then I moved my way into
Speaker 2: bear Share. I remember bear Share was a big one
Speaker 2: for me, and then eventually I think I ended on
Speaker 2: lime Wire.
Speaker 4: Lime Wire was sort of my dismount it synthesized that
Speaker 4: is the easiest to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lime Wire really made it it chill, and then
Speaker 2: LimeWire also ended up being like the cops, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like after a while, they're like everybody
Speaker 2: I know was like losing their homes on lime Wire.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, I'm out.
Speaker 2: I had a kid who I went to college with
Speaker 2: have the actual like FBI show up because of movies
Speaker 2: he was downloading.
Speaker 4: She's not worth it, No, just get the one minute
Speaker 4: Jada fire eclips.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, okay, this there's actual repercussions involved here.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna That was the people being mad about it,
Speaker 4: like yeah, it's like rapper.
Speaker 3: Everybody's angry about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we were getting yelled at by our heroes
Speaker 2: because we were trying to listen to their music without
Speaker 2: paying them.
Speaker 3: They got they some of them did the once I
Speaker 3: was downloaded for the most part, did okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, if I'm being honest, I think we
Speaker 2: hurt Chingy pretty bad. I think I think Chingy could
Speaker 2: have was a few more legitimate record sales.
Speaker 3: I don't know did CHINGI get ringtones though.
Speaker 2: I think Chinky might have gotten ring tones.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have sucked with you if you had a
Speaker 4: Chingy ring tone, but I understand having a I.
Speaker 2: Think there was a certain group of women out there
Speaker 2: that had Chingy ring tones.
Speaker 3: The one with Jason Weaver on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one call Away, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and Rudy Huxtable in the video come.
Speaker 2: On, come on us. Before we knew she still supported Cosby.
Speaker 4: That we had no idea. We didn't know about Cosby.
Speaker 4: We were too innocent, fuck man. All we knew was
Speaker 4: that Rudy had him.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 2: We gotta bring Shanky back. The world was better when
Speaker 2: Chingy was here, and when Rudy was decent Rudy's here.
Speaker 2: She just ain't decent no more. But we gotta bring
Speaker 2: Chinky back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw YouTube on him recently, you know yeah, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: they got those those be et Like where were they?
Speaker 3: It's like here, I think Jake k Wan's got one. Fuck. Yeah, damn.
Speaker 2: Saint Louis really, uh really struggled to make get out
Speaker 2: of whatever they built.
Speaker 3: Have you been there. It's a tough place.
Speaker 2: It ain't any easy town.
Speaker 3: I'll say that.
Speaker 2: It ain't any easy town. I'm not gonna shot on
Speaker 2: you saying, Louis, but you know what you got.
Speaker 3: You know you got a fire Chinese food. I'll say that.
Speaker 2: You always know some very specific fact about a place that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: yet I don't know that I would have known.
Speaker 4: I travel a lot after After the fourth time, you're like,
Speaker 4: what else is here?
Speaker 2: Right, You're like, I gotta try something odd here. Let's
Speaker 2: go Chinese.
Speaker 3: Yeah No, Sat.
Speaker 4: Louis has got good Chinese food, and they got that
Speaker 4: city museum. If you've ever been there, a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: All right, we can't we can't keep big up in
Speaker 2: Saint Louis for their Chinese and fried ravioli. We want
Speaker 2: to read what Marcelline sent over, they typed can you
Speaker 2: write me a transcript for a segment of a fake
Speaker 2: episode of the podcast My Mama Told Me with Langston
Speaker 2: Kerman and David Bori, and then chat GBT quoted Left
Speaker 2: Handed Secret Society. Left Handed Secret Society apparently is the
Speaker 2: subject of this conversation. David, do you have this.
Speaker 3: Email pulled up?
Speaker 2: Okay, great, we'll take turns reading our lines back and forth.
Speaker 3: I already don't like it. I already don't like it.
Speaker 2: My robot says, Welcome back, y'all to another hilarious episode
Speaker 2: of My Mama Told Me. I'm your host, Langston Kerman,
Speaker 2: and as always, I'm here with my co host, the
Speaker 2: hilarious David Bori. What's good, David.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm feeling blessed high.
Speaker 2: They know you you be loving the Lord, and that's
Speaker 2: that's just one of your main qualities, is how much
Speaker 2: you love Jesus.
Speaker 4: You know how it is just out here trying to
Speaker 4: uncover all the wild conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: My mama told us, how you doing my man.
Speaker 1: Job?
Speaker 3: Took it?
Speaker 2: Let me some side, some five on the black hand side,
Speaker 2: as is traditional in our community. I go on to say, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm good man. Just you're ready to dive into some
Speaker 2: wild and questionable truths. But before we do, let's remember
Speaker 2: remind our listeners to rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast.
Speaker 2: I like that chat GPT knows we're desperate.
Speaker 3: We hate you, know, I don't like that.
Speaker 2: We love hearing from you, and it helps us reach
Speaker 2: even more people who need their mama's with dough.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess we're helping.
Speaker 4: Absolutely are. We appreciate all the love and support. Now, Laxton,
Speaker 4: what conspiracy are we unraveling today?
Speaker 2: Well, David today, I like that we keep using these
Speaker 2: names so much. Very Yeah, we were. It's almost like
Speaker 2: we don't know each other, so we have to say
Speaker 2: it over and over again so that you feel seen
Speaker 2: in this conversation. Well, well, David, Today we're diving into
Speaker 2: a fascinating topic, the secret society of left handed people. Now,
Speaker 2: this is one that I'm sure many of our listeners
Speaker 2: have heard about. Apparently, left handed people have their own
Speaker 2: hidden world, complete with secret handshakes, code words, and even
Speaker 2: their own language.
Speaker 4: Man, I've always suspected that left handed people were up
Speaker 4: to something fishy. Just for the record, I am left handed.
Speaker 4: It doesn't know anything.
Speaker 2: Are you really left handed? You sneaky motherfucker? I had
Speaker 2: no idea sneaky that I had a snake in my midst.
Speaker 4: I mean, why do they get to have all the fun?
Speaker 4: But Langston, do you really believe this conspiracy?
Speaker 1: Ha?
Speaker 2: Uh oh, Look, David, I try to keep an open mind,
Speaker 2: but I'm skeptical about this one. I mean, I'm right handed,
Speaker 2: damn chet ChiPT he doesn't fuck around.
Speaker 3: They do know.
Speaker 2: Uh. And I've never received an invitation to their secret meetings,
Speaker 2: have you? I don't think well, chat GPT, I'm not
Speaker 2: sure that there would be right handed secret meetings if
Speaker 2: I'm not mistaken. We are substantially more dominant, yes, way
Speaker 2: way one, Yeah, numbers wise, but anyway, well, why am
Speaker 2: I breaking this.
Speaker 4: Up because you're scared it's gonna take your job? We have,
Speaker 4: yeah it we're justifying why it's not as good as
Speaker 4: we are.
Speaker 2: You know, we gotta star I'm down and call it
Speaker 2: an idiot every once in a while, just just so
Speaker 2: we still feel powerful as men.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really what's evident.
Speaker 4: Uh nah man never but you know what they say,
Speaker 4: the best place to ride something is right under your nose.
Speaker 4: Maybe the invitation is coded left handed crisial for something.
Speaker 2: Ah, whoa, that's a good one, David.
Speaker 4: You know I do like that. Maybe you should start
Speaker 4: saying that one. I have a good one. That's a
Speaker 4: good one.
Speaker 2: Good one, my man. But you know, we can't just
Speaker 2: dismiss this conspiracy without exploring some of the evidence. There
Speaker 2: are rumors that left handed people have a higher intelligence
Speaker 2: quotient and are more creative than their right handed counterparts.
Speaker 3: Oh so now they're just not mysterious, they're also smarter
Speaker 3: and more creative. That's just adding insult to injury, Langston,
Speaker 3: I feel like we're getting played here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they knew that you were left handed, they
Speaker 2: might have gone crazy with this shit.
Speaker 3: We would have exploded.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they would have really uh, they would have really
Speaker 2: cracked the seal. And now that we're admitting that you're
Speaker 2: left handed on on this audio clip, I assume if
Speaker 2: this got put back in, it would be a very
Speaker 2: different vibe. Oh no, yeah, fuck yeah, you gave too
Speaker 2: much information away. Now you're now you're a robot whore.
Speaker 2: Now now you'll be a robot slave.
Speaker 3: Well but there, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2: We'll see, we'll see, we'll see well, David, Hold on
Speaker 2: a minute, let's not just jump to conclusions. We need
Speaker 2: to approach this with an open mind. Our mom's always
Speaker 2: told us not to judge a book by its covered. Now,
Speaker 2: my mom never said that once, but yes, uh, and
Speaker 2: that applies here too. We should appreciate the unique skills
Speaker 2: and talents of left handed people, even if they do
Speaker 2: have secret societies. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: You're right, Langston. We shouldn't let our right handed biases
Speaker 4: cloud our judgment. If left handed people have their own
Speaker 4: secret society, who are we to judge? As long as
Speaker 4: they're not applotting to take over the world, I say,
Speaker 4: let them have their.
Speaker 2: Fun, exactly, David. We're all about celebrating diversity here on
Speaker 2: my mama told me that's not true.
Speaker 3: No diversity people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're very anti diversity over here, and we'll call
Speaker 2: you you and any group you represent a blank devil
Speaker 2: as soon as.
Speaker 3: We see you too.
Speaker 2: And who knows, maybe one day a left handed listener
Speaker 2: will reach out and enlighten us about their secret world.
Speaker 2: Until then, let's keep exploring these wild and wonderful conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: Ain't none of that.
Speaker 4: Now, Let's get back to the drug board and see
Speaker 4: what other crazy theories our moms have.
Speaker 2: I like that this this app is like, this is
Speaker 2: specifically about their mom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't even understand what we do. And there
Speaker 4: was not one good joke in that whole thing.
Speaker 2: No, they didn't want us to be funny at all.
Speaker 2: That I think they suggested or believe that just by
Speaker 2: saying wild and crazy that that's like implying funny, but
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: It's not at all. Or my man thing was kind
Speaker 3: of funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did like my man.
Speaker 4: I don't like where they I don't like that many
Speaker 4: y'alls and likestonce they gave me and and I don't
Speaker 4: I don't talk about God like that.
Speaker 2: No, you love God that part that part they got.
Speaker 3: You're Jesus Man. If ever I met.
Speaker 2: One you love God overall, I would say, I would
Speaker 2: say this is a ship uh or ship performance by
Speaker 2: jet Chap GPT.
Speaker 3: And not even man, not even man.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can't you can't take our jobs just yet.
Speaker 2: But but I pray to God you don't keep learning,
Speaker 2: because I do recognize that you are getting smarter by
Speaker 2: the second.
Speaker 4: That's because I don't even I don't know how they
Speaker 4: had enough to even get to this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's scary. It's scary that this much information has
Speaker 2: been downloaded that they kind of know our games at
Speaker 2: the very least, they're like, you know, whatever the conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory is, one of us is going to be.
Speaker 4: Like, I'll listen, I'll yeah, that's what I don't because
Speaker 4: we're not even listen.
Speaker 3: We love y'all. We're not Joe Rogan out here, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we don't believe most of the stuff that
Speaker 2: comes up on this show, but boy will we play
Speaker 2: along inside of a fun, silly game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And and it's starting to feel like Chad GBT
Speaker 2: understands the game and I don't. I don't care for
Speaker 2: that one bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't like this at all.
Speaker 2: Well, Marceline, I hope that this, uh, this makes you
Speaker 2: feel better. Scaring us. I don't know what your goal was,
Speaker 2: but but it worked. You fucking terrified us, You jerk.
Speaker 4: You glad we had to dance for it. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: makes you feel that makes you feel strong.
Speaker 2: You get to watch the YouTube and see the fear
Speaker 2: in our eyes and make you feel like a big, big,
Speaker 2: strong person.
Speaker 3: You feel like a man, Now.
Speaker 2: Boy, could you tell the people where they can find
Speaker 2: you and what cool shit you have going on?
Speaker 4: Cool guy jokes at eighty seven on Instagram nowhere I'm
Speaker 4: in I'm in Brazil.
Speaker 3: Goddamn it. When this man is out Brazil, I'm on.
Speaker 3: I got I bought a bucket.
Speaker 2: Hat, he got a bucket, he'll be in Brazil. He's
Speaker 2: he's gonna kill a person. What are we publicizing at
Speaker 2: this point? Following them on Instagram.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be drinking Cipriani's. It's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I don't know what that is, but it
Speaker 2: sounds fucking dope.
Speaker 3: They got a lot of juices they don't have here.
Speaker 2: All right, rare exotic juice, a lot of the beach
Speaker 2: of Brazil.
Speaker 3: And it's winter time. Fuck okay because the Southern hemisphere.
Speaker 2: Is it going to be like a sexy winter or
Speaker 2: is it like legit winter seventy to eighty okay, sexy winter?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sexty one for sure. I mean I got I
Speaker 3: got a lot of shorts. Yeah fuck yeah.
Speaker 2: Well you can follow me at Langston Kerman. I've got
Speaker 2: a fair amount of shorts as well, and if you
Speaker 2: want to see me live. You can see me in
Speaker 2: West Jordan, Utah at Wise Guys June twenty third and
Speaker 2: twenty fourth, and then July sixth through eighth, I will
Speaker 2: be at the Punchline in Philly, and then Jiuly twenty said,
Speaker 2: twenty eighth, and twenty ninth. Excuse me, I'll be at
Speaker 2: dad Crow in Wilmington, North Carolina. I would love to
Speaker 2: see you at all of those and as always, follow
Speaker 2: us on Instagram for like, subscribe the to the YouTube
Speaker 2: and if you want to send us your own drops,
Speaker 2: if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories,
Speaker 2: if you want to tell us how we can take
Speaker 2: down AI for good, please send all of that to
Speaker 2: my mamapod at gmail dot com. We would love to
Speaker 2: hear from you. That's about it, Bye, bitch.
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