WEBVTT - chatGPT vs. Everybody: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever sel.

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<v Speaker 2>Cuckoo could chew.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. Bring it in, ladies and gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 2>We have another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 4>The podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 2>Theories, and we finally worked approve the theories that you

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<v Speaker 2>the listener have at homes. It's it's a motherfucking mini episode.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what that is. That means we listen to

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<v Speaker 3>your bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Ass, bitch ass motherfucker coming at us with your emails

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<v Speaker 2>and your times on stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I didn't have shit to do today, like I

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<v Speaker 4>could just sit around all day packing clothes and watch

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<v Speaker 4>it banging it little rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you don't think we're busy. You're writing us with

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<v Speaker 2>your non say other.

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<v Speaker 3>Langston David, you actually guys are missing.

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<v Speaker 2>For fuck you according to research. You goddamn dork.

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<v Speaker 3>Give a shit about your research. We we don't, we

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<v Speaker 3>don't read.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, pay attention, dummy. This is a scam.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all a rooms. We're raking in millions of

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<v Speaker 2>dollars on your backs and we're oh, we're rich, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>we're rich.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm going to a foreign country.

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<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow, David's going to Brazil and he's going to the

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<v Speaker 2>dark side of Brazil. He's going there to do to

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<v Speaker 2>do rich, raunchy things that aren't allowed in America. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna kill a guy I expected, no less, that's what you.

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<v Speaker 3>Go there for, burder tourism.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, David has a big murder to get to.

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<v Speaker 2>And we have an email from a listener, a person

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<v Speaker 2>by the name of let me make sure I get

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<v Speaker 2>this right, Marcelline. Marcelline Uh sent us an email and

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<v Speaker 2>and Marcelene said, hey, guys, in the last episode, y'all

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<v Speaker 2>talked about AI replacing you, so naturally I checked if

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<v Speaker 2>it could. The results are as follows. Apparently Marcelene threw

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<v Speaker 2>some information into chat GPT and she highlighted where the

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<v Speaker 2>tone felt kind of right.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, this is scary because we're striking about this right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it is currently on the on the docket of

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<v Speaker 2>things that that the w g A and eventually I

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<v Speaker 2>think SAG and the d GA are going to be

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<v Speaker 2>worried about. So you know, Marcelene, you're not not scaring

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<v Speaker 2>us with this.

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<v Speaker 3>Before we get into it, Clay, I want to take

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<v Speaker 3>your opinion do you what if this ship goes like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh like that like the chat GPT went crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like what if it's like better than us?

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's honestly what scares me the most about the

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<v Speaker 2>AI replacing us is like I keep seeing all these

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<v Speaker 2>signs when when we're protesting or demonstrating, rather where people

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<v Speaker 2>are like, hey, yeah, I can't do what I do

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll be there like I don't know, bro.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not convinced. Yeah, I think a I could do

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of shit I can do.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro, if that shit becomes charming, it's a rap for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>AI is not going to struggle to find the words

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<v Speaker 2>that I struggle to find sometimes. You know.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, it's not all the words. It's it's set

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<v Speaker 4>up to be our downfall. That's what we got to

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<v Speaker 4>destroy it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm all for that takedown sky Net. I definitely

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<v Speaker 2>root for John Connor in the Terminator movies.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, my favorite part about the nineties was that

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<v Speaker 4>nobody had a computer dog. What a friend to me.

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<v Speaker 4>The Let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've mentioned this before, but my dad truly

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<v Speaker 2>was the first person in our neighborhood with a CD

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<v Speaker 2>burner and it made me king, like I was fucking king.

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<v Speaker 2>You understand. I was walking around my high school like, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not gonna listen to that new Drew Hill without me,

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 3>What I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>When it first came out, you think you're gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>that new Jagged Edge If I'm not involved, You're fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you charging running? I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was running a little business selling selling CDs for

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<v Speaker 2>five dollars a pop. And you just come on dogthing

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<v Speaker 2>like that some dumb something I could scam my dad into.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that's alcohol markups.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's amazing and it only cost me hours of

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<v Speaker 2>my life every.

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<v Speaker 4>Day so long. You're really just burning CDs for people

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<v Speaker 4>to like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, burning CITs for popularity. And I'm also like a

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<v Speaker 2>fu son of Like what if we remember it correctly,

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<v Speaker 2>what what downloading music was was downloading corrupt files and

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<v Speaker 2>then being hugely disappointed by Like, I think I found

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<v Speaker 2>that rare song everybody's been looking for, and as it

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<v Speaker 2>turns out, you didn't. You just found a dude, a

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<v Speaker 2>dude breathing heavy on a on a weird audio file.

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<v Speaker 3>I got.

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<v Speaker 4>I got duped so many times, like man, can you

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<v Speaker 4>believe Lil Wayne did a song with the cast of

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<v Speaker 4>Girls Gone Wild.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, of course not. You think nobody else figured

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<v Speaker 3>this out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were really running running heavy scams on Napster

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<v Speaker 2>and and the like.

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<v Speaker 3>I was a guy, really I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think I did. I started with Napster. I think everybody

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<v Speaker 2>started with Napster, and then I moved my way into

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<v Speaker 2>bear Share. I remember bear Share was a big one

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<v Speaker 2>for me, and then eventually I think I ended on

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<v Speaker 2>lime Wire.

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<v Speaker 4>Lime Wire was sort of my dismount it synthesized that

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<v Speaker 4>is the easiest to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, lime Wire really made it it chill, and then

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<v Speaker 2>LimeWire also ended up being like the cops, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean, Like after a while, they're like everybody

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<v Speaker 2>I know was like losing their homes on lime Wire.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, okay, I'm out.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a kid who I went to college with

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<v Speaker 2>have the actual like FBI show up because of movies

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<v Speaker 2>he was downloading.

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<v Speaker 4>She's not worth it, No, just get the one minute

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<v Speaker 4>Jada fire eclips.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, oh, okay, this there's actual repercussions involved here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna That was the people being mad about it,

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<v Speaker 4>like yeah, it's like rapper.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody's angry about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, we were getting yelled at by our heroes

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<v Speaker 2>because we were trying to listen to their music without

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<v Speaker 2>paying them.

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<v Speaker 3>They got they some of them did the once I

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<v Speaker 3>was downloaded for the most part, did okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think, if I'm being honest, I think we

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<v Speaker 2>hurt Chingy pretty bad. I think I think Chingy could

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<v Speaker 2>have was a few more legitimate record sales.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know did CHINGI get ringtones though.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Chinky might have gotten ring tones.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't have sucked with you if you had a

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<v Speaker 4>Chingy ring tone, but I understand having a I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think there was a certain group of women out there

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<v Speaker 2>that had Chingy ring tones.

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<v Speaker 3>The one with Jason Weaver on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one call Away, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and Rudy Huxtable in the video come.

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<v Speaker 2>On, come on us. Before we knew she still supported Cosby.

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<v Speaker 4>That we had no idea. We didn't know about Cosby.

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<v Speaker 4>We were too innocent, fuck man. All we knew was

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<v Speaker 4>that Rudy had him.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotta bring Shanky back. The world was better when

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<v Speaker 2>Chingy was here, and when Rudy was decent Rudy's here.

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<v Speaker 2>She just ain't decent no more. But we gotta bring

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<v Speaker 2>Chinky back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I saw YouTube on him recently, you know yeah, Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>they got those those be et Like where were they?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like here, I think Jake k Wan's got one. Fuck. Yeah, damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Saint Louis really, uh really struggled to make get out

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<v Speaker 2>of whatever they built.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you been there. It's a tough place.

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<v Speaker 2>It ain't any easy town.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll say that.

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<v Speaker 2>It ain't any easy town. I'm not gonna shot on

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<v Speaker 2>you saying, Louis, but you know what you got.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you got a fire Chinese food. I'll say that.

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<v Speaker 2>You always know some very specific fact about a place that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>yet I don't know that I would have known.

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<v Speaker 4>I travel a lot after After the fourth time, you're like,

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<v Speaker 4>what else is here?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, You're like, I gotta try something odd here. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>go Chinese.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah No, Sat.

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<v Speaker 4>Louis has got good Chinese food, and they got that

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<v Speaker 4>city museum. If you've ever been there, a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we can't we can't keep big up in

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<v Speaker 2>Saint Louis for their Chinese and fried ravioli. We want

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<v Speaker 2>to read what Marcelline sent over, they typed can you

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<v Speaker 2>write me a transcript for a segment of a fake

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<v Speaker 2>episode of the podcast My Mama Told Me with Langston

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<v Speaker 2>Kerman and David Bori, and then chat GBT quoted Left

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<v Speaker 2>Handed Secret Society. Left Handed Secret Society apparently is the

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<v Speaker 2>subject of this conversation. David, do you have this.

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<v Speaker 3>Email pulled up?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, great, we'll take turns reading our lines back and forth.

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<v Speaker 3>I already don't like it. I already don't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>My robot says, Welcome back, y'all to another hilarious episode

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<v Speaker 2>of My Mama Told Me. I'm your host, Langston Kerman,

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<v Speaker 2>and as always, I'm here with my co host, the

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<v Speaker 2>hilarious David Bori. What's good, David.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I'm feeling blessed high.

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<v Speaker 2>They know you you be loving the Lord, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>that's just one of your main qualities, is how much

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<v Speaker 2>you love Jesus.

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<v Speaker 4>You know how it is just out here trying to

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<v Speaker 4>uncover all the wild conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 3>My mama told us, how you doing my man.

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<v Speaker 1>Job?

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<v Speaker 3>Took it?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me some side, some five on the black hand side,

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<v Speaker 2>as is traditional in our community. I go on to say, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good man. Just you're ready to dive into some

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<v Speaker 2>wild and questionable truths. But before we do, let's remember

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<v Speaker 2>remind our listeners to rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that chat GPT knows we're desperate.

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<v Speaker 3>We hate you, know, I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 2>We love hearing from you, and it helps us reach

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<v Speaker 2>even more people who need their mama's with dough.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess we're helping.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely are. We appreciate all the love and support. Now, Laxton,

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<v Speaker 4>what conspiracy are we unraveling today?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, David today, I like that we keep using these

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<v Speaker 2>names so much. Very Yeah, we were. It's almost like

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<v Speaker 2>we don't know each other, so we have to say

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<v Speaker 2>it over and over again so that you feel seen

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<v Speaker 2>in this conversation. Well, well, David, Today we're diving into

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<v Speaker 2>a fascinating topic, the secret society of left handed people. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>this is one that I'm sure many of our listeners

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<v Speaker 2>have heard about. Apparently, left handed people have their own

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<v Speaker 2>hidden world, complete with secret handshakes, code words, and even

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<v Speaker 2>their own language.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, I've always suspected that left handed people were up

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<v Speaker 4>to something fishy. Just for the record, I am left handed.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't know anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you really left handed? You sneaky motherfucker? I had

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<v Speaker 2>no idea sneaky that I had a snake in my midst.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, why do they get to have all the fun?

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<v Speaker 4>But Langston, do you really believe this conspiracy?

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<v Speaker 1>Ha?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh oh, Look, David, I try to keep an open mind,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm skeptical about this one. I mean, I'm right handed,

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<v Speaker 2>damn chet ChiPT he doesn't fuck around.

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<v Speaker 3>They do know.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. And I've never received an invitation to their secret meetings,

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<v Speaker 2>have you? I don't think well, chat GPT, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>sure that there would be right handed secret meetings if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not mistaken. We are substantially more dominant, yes, way

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<v Speaker 2>way one, Yeah, numbers wise, but anyway, well, why am

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<v Speaker 2>I breaking this.

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<v Speaker 4>Up because you're scared it's gonna take your job? We have,

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<v Speaker 4>yeah it we're justifying why it's not as good as

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<v Speaker 4>we are.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we gotta star I'm down and call it

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<v Speaker 2>an idiot every once in a while, just just so

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<v Speaker 2>we still feel powerful as men.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's really what's evident.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh nah man never but you know what they say,

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<v Speaker 4>the best place to ride something is right under your nose.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe the invitation is coded left handed crisial for something.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, whoa, that's a good one, David.

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<v Speaker 4>You know I do like that. Maybe you should start

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<v Speaker 4>saying that one. I have a good one. That's a

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<v Speaker 4>good one.

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<v Speaker 2>Good one, my man. But you know, we can't just

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<v Speaker 2>dismiss this conspiracy without exploring some of the evidence. There

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<v Speaker 2>are rumors that left handed people have a higher intelligence

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<v Speaker 2>quotient and are more creative than their right handed counterparts.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so now they're just not mysterious, they're also smarter

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<v Speaker 3>and more creative. That's just adding insult to injury, Langston,

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like we're getting played here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if they knew that you were left handed, they

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<v Speaker 2>might have gone crazy with this shit.

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<v Speaker 3>We would have exploded.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they would have really uh, they would have really

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<v Speaker 2>cracked the seal. And now that we're admitting that you're

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<v Speaker 2>left handed on on this audio clip, I assume if

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<v Speaker 2>this got put back in, it would be a very

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<v Speaker 2>different vibe. Oh no, yeah, fuck yeah, you gave too

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<v Speaker 2>much information away. Now you're now you're a robot whore.

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<v Speaker 2>Now now you'll be a robot slave.

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<v Speaker 3>Well but there, but it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see, we'll see, we'll see well, David, Hold on

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<v Speaker 2>a minute, let's not just jump to conclusions. We need

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<v Speaker 2>to approach this with an open mind. Our mom's always

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<v Speaker 2>told us not to judge a book by its covered. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>my mom never said that once, but yes, uh, and

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<v Speaker 2>that applies here too. We should appreciate the unique skills

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<v Speaker 2>and talents of left handed people, even if they do

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<v Speaker 2>have secret societies. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You're right, Langston. We shouldn't let our right handed biases

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<v Speaker 4>cloud our judgment. If left handed people have their own

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<v Speaker 4>secret society, who are we to judge? As long as

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<v Speaker 4>they're not applotting to take over the world, I say,

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<v Speaker 4>let them have their.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun, exactly, David. We're all about celebrating diversity here on

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<v Speaker 2>my mama told me that's not true.

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<v Speaker 3>No diversity people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're very anti diversity over here, and we'll call

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<v Speaker 2>you you and any group you represent a blank devil

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<v Speaker 2>as soon as.

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<v Speaker 3>We see you too.

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<v Speaker 2>And who knows, maybe one day a left handed listener

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<v Speaker 2>will reach out and enlighten us about their secret world.

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<v Speaker 2>Until then, let's keep exploring these wild and wonderful conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 3>Ain't none of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, Let's get back to the drug board and see

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<v Speaker 4>what other crazy theories our moms have.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that this this app is like, this is

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<v Speaker 2>specifically about their mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they don't even understand what we do. And there

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<v Speaker 4>was not one good joke in that whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they didn't want us to be funny at all.

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<v Speaker 2>That I think they suggested or believe that just by

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<v Speaker 2>saying wild and crazy that that's like implying funny, but

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<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not at all. Or my man thing was kind

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<v Speaker 3>of funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did like my man.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like where they I don't like that many

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<v Speaker 4>y'alls and likestonce they gave me and and I don't

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<v Speaker 4>I don't talk about God like that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you love God that part that part they got.

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<v Speaker 3>You're Jesus Man. If ever I met.

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<v Speaker 2>One you love God overall, I would say, I would

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<v Speaker 2>say this is a ship uh or ship performance by

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<v Speaker 2>jet Chap GPT.

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<v Speaker 3>And not even man, not even man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you can't you can't take our jobs just yet.

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<v Speaker 2>But but I pray to God you don't keep learning,

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<v Speaker 2>because I do recognize that you are getting smarter by

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<v Speaker 2>the second.

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<v Speaker 4>That's because I don't even I don't know how they

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<v Speaker 4>had enough to even get to this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's scary. It's scary that this much information has

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<v Speaker 2>been downloaded that they kind of know our games at

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<v Speaker 2>the very least, they're like, you know, whatever the conspiracy

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<v Speaker 2>theory is, one of us is going to be.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, I'll listen, I'll yeah, that's what I don't because

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<v Speaker 4>we're not even listen.

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<v Speaker 3>We love y'all. We're not Joe Rogan out here, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, we don't believe most of the stuff that

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<v Speaker 2>comes up on this show, but boy will we play

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<v Speaker 2>along inside of a fun, silly game.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a good game.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And and it's starting to feel like Chad GBT

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<v Speaker 2>understands the game and I don't. I don't care for

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<v Speaker 2>that one bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't. I don't like this at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Marceline, I hope that this, uh, this makes you

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<v Speaker 2>feel better. Scaring us. I don't know what your goal was,

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<v Speaker 2>but but it worked. You fucking terrified us, You jerk.

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<v Speaker 4>You glad we had to dance for it. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 4>makes you feel that makes you feel strong.

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<v Speaker 2>You get to watch the YouTube and see the fear

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<v Speaker 2>in our eyes and make you feel like a big, big,

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<v Speaker 2>strong person.

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<v Speaker 3>You feel like a man, Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, could you tell the people where they can find

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<v Speaker 2>you and what cool shit you have going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Cool guy jokes at eighty seven on Instagram nowhere I'm

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<v Speaker 4>in I'm in Brazil.

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<v Speaker 3>Goddamn it. When this man is out Brazil, I'm on.

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<v Speaker 3>I got I bought a bucket.

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<v Speaker 2>Hat, he got a bucket, he'll be in Brazil. He's

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna kill a person. What are we publicizing at

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<v Speaker 2>this point? Following them on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be drinking Cipriani's. It's gonna be amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, I don't know what that is, but it

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<v Speaker 2>sounds fucking dope.

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<v Speaker 3>They got a lot of juices they don't have here.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, rare exotic juice, a lot of the beach

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<v Speaker 2>of Brazil.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's winter time. Fuck okay because the Southern hemisphere.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it going to be like a sexy winter or

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<v Speaker 2>is it like legit winter seventy to eighty okay, sexy winter?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sexty one for sure. I mean I got I

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<v Speaker 3>got a lot of shorts. Yeah fuck yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you can follow me at Langston Kerman. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>a fair amount of shorts as well, and if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to see me live. You can see me in

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<v Speaker 2>West Jordan, Utah at Wise Guys June twenty third and

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<v Speaker 2>twenty fourth, and then July sixth through eighth, I will

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<v Speaker 2>be at the Punchline in Philly, and then Jiuly twenty said,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eighth, and twenty ninth. Excuse me, I'll be at

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<v Speaker 2>dad Crow in Wilmington, North Carolina. I would love to

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<v Speaker 2>see you at all of those and as always, follow

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<v Speaker 2>hear from you. That's about it, Bye, bitch.

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