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Speaker 2: Cuckoo could chew.

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Speaker 3: That's right. Bring it in, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: We have another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 4: The podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: Theories, and we finally worked approve the theories that you

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Speaker 2: the listener have at homes. It's it's a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 3: You know what that is. That means we listen to

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Speaker 3: your bitch.

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Speaker 2: Ass, bitch ass motherfucker coming at us with your emails

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Speaker 2: and your times on stuff.

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Speaker 4: Like I didn't have shit to do today, like I

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Speaker 4: could just sit around all day packing clothes and watch

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Speaker 4: it banging it little rock.

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Speaker 2: Right, you don't think we're busy. You're writing us with

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Speaker 3: Langston David, you actually guys are missing.

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Speaker 2: For fuck you according to research. You goddamn dork.

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Speaker 3: Give a shit about your research. We we don't, we

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Speaker 3: don't read.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 3: Hey, pay attention, dummy. This is a scam.

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Speaker 2: This is all a rooms. We're raking in millions of

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Speaker 2: dollars on your backs and we're oh, we're rich, Oh

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Speaker 2: we're rich.

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Speaker 3: And I'm going to a foreign country.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow, David's going to Brazil and he's going to the

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Speaker 2: dark side of Brazil. He's going there to do to

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Speaker 2: do rich, raunchy things that aren't allowed in America. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna kill a guy I expected, no less, that's what you.

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Speaker 3: Go there for, burder tourism.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, David has a big murder to get to.

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Speaker 2: And we have an email from a listener, a person

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Speaker 2: this right, Marcelline. Marcelline Uh sent us an email and

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Speaker 2: and Marcelene said, hey, guys, in the last episode, y'all

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Speaker 2: it could. The results are as follows. Apparently Marcelene threw

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Speaker 3: Uh, this is scary because we're striking about this right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, it is currently on the on the docket of

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Speaker 3: Before we get into it, Clay, I want to take

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Speaker 3: your opinion do you what if this ship goes like.

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Speaker 2: Oh like that like the chat GPT went crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like what if it's like better than us?

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Speaker 2: That's that's honestly what scares me the most about the

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Speaker 2: are like, hey, yeah, I can't do what I do

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Speaker 2: I'm not convinced. Yeah, I think a I could do

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Speaker 2: AI is not going to struggle to find the words

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Speaker 2: I think I've mentioned this before, but my dad truly

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Speaker 2: I was running a little business selling selling CDs for

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Speaker 4: Day so long. You're really just burning CDs for people

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Speaker 4: I got duped so many times, like man, can you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they were really running running heavy scams on Napster

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Speaker 2: Think I did. I started with Napster. I think everybody

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Speaker 4: She's not worth it, No, just get the one minute

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Speaker 2: It was like, oh, okay, this there's actual repercussions involved here.

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Speaker 3: They got they some of them did the once I

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Speaker 3: I don't know did CHINGI get ringtones though.

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Speaker 2: Think there was a certain group of women out there

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Speaker 3: The one with Jason Weaver on it.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and Rudy Huxtable in the video come.

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Speaker 4: That we had no idea. We didn't know about Cosby.

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Speaker 2: We gotta bring Shanky back. The world was better when

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw YouTube on him recently, you know yeah, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Saint Louis really, uh really struggled to make get out

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Speaker 3: Have you been there. It's a tough place.

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Speaker 2: It ain't any easy town.

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Speaker 2: It ain't any easy town. I'm not gonna shot on

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Speaker 3: You know you got a fire Chinese food. I'll say that.

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Speaker 2: You always know some very specific fact about a place that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Right, You're like, I gotta try something odd here. Let's

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Speaker 4: Louis has got good Chinese food, and they got that

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Speaker 2: All right, we can't we can't keep big up in

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Speaker 2: My robot says, Welcome back, y'all to another hilarious episode

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Speaker 2: They know you you be loving the Lord, and that's

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Speaker 4: You know how it is just out here trying to

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Speaker 3: My mama told us, how you doing my man.

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Speaker 2: I like that chat GPT knows we're desperate.

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Speaker 3: We hate you, know, I don't like that.

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Speaker 2: We love hearing from you, and it helps us reach

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Speaker 4: Absolutely are. We appreciate all the love and support. Now, Laxton,

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Speaker 4: what conspiracy are we unraveling today?

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Speaker 2: Well, David today, I like that we keep using these

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Speaker 2: in this conversation. Well, well, David, Today we're diving into

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Speaker 2: a fascinating topic, the secret society of left handed people. Now,

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Speaker 4: Man, I've always suspected that left handed people were up

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Speaker 2: Are you really left handed? You sneaky motherfucker? I had

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Speaker 4: I mean, why do they get to have all the fun?

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Speaker 4: But Langston, do you really believe this conspiracy?

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Speaker 1: Ha?

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Speaker 2: Uh oh, Look, David, I try to keep an open mind,

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Speaker 3: They do know.

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Speaker 2: Uh. And I've never received an invitation to their secret meetings,

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Speaker 2: I'm not mistaken. We are substantially more dominant, yes, way

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Speaker 4: Up because you're scared it's gonna take your job? We have,

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Speaker 2: You know, we gotta star I'm down and call it

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really what's evident.

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Speaker 4: Uh nah man never but you know what they say,

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Speaker 4: the best place to ride something is right under your nose.

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Speaker 4: Maybe the invitation is coded left handed crisial for something.

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Speaker 2: Ah, whoa, that's a good one, David.

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Speaker 4: You know I do like that. Maybe you should start

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Speaker 4: saying that one. I have a good one. That's a

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Speaker 2: Good one, my man. But you know, we can't just

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Speaker 3: Oh so now they're just not mysterious, they're also smarter

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Speaker 3: and more creative. That's just adding insult to injury, Langston,

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Speaker 3: I feel like we're getting played here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if they knew that you were left handed, they

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Speaker 3: We would have exploded.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they would have really uh, they would have really

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Speaker 2: different vibe. Oh no, yeah, fuck yeah, you gave too

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Speaker 2: much information away. Now you're now you're a robot whore.

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Speaker 2: Now now you'll be a robot slave.

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Speaker 3: Well but there, but it doesn't.

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Speaker 2: We'll see, we'll see, we'll see well, David, Hold on

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Speaker 2: a minute, let's not just jump to conclusions. We need

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Speaker 2: my mom never said that once, but yes, uh, and

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Speaker 4: You're right, Langston. We shouldn't let our right handed biases

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Speaker 4: they're not applotting to take over the world, I say,

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Speaker 4: let them have their.

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Speaker 2: Fun, exactly, David. We're all about celebrating diversity here on

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Speaker 3: No diversity people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're very anti diversity over here, and we'll call

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Speaker 2: as soon as.

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Speaker 3: We see you too.

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Speaker 2: And who knows, maybe one day a left handed listener

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Speaker 2: Until then, let's keep exploring these wild and wonderful conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 3: Ain't none of that.

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Speaker 4: Now, Let's get back to the drug board and see

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Speaker 4: what other crazy theories our moms have.

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Speaker 2: I like that this this app is like, this is

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't even understand what we do. And there

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Speaker 2: No, they didn't want us to be funny at all.

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Speaker 2: That I think they suggested or believe that just by

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Speaker 3: It's not at all. Or my man thing was kind

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did like my man.

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Speaker 4: I don't like where they I don't like that many

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Speaker 4: I don't talk about God like that.

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Speaker 2: No, you love God that part that part they got.

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Speaker 3: You're Jesus Man. If ever I met.

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Speaker 2: One you love God overall, I would say, I would

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Speaker 2: say this is a ship uh or ship performance by

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Speaker 3: And not even man, not even man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you can't you can't take our jobs just yet.

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Speaker 2: But but I pray to God you don't keep learning,

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Speaker 2: because I do recognize that you are getting smarter by

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Speaker 4: That's because I don't even I don't know how they

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's scary. It's scary that this much information has

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Speaker 2: been downloaded that they kind of know our games at

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Speaker 2: the very least, they're like, you know, whatever the conspiracy

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Speaker 4: Like, I'll listen, I'll yeah, that's what I don't because

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Speaker 3: We love y'all. We're not Joe Rogan out here, like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we don't believe most of the stuff that

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Speaker 2: along inside of a fun, silly game.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good game.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And and it's starting to feel like Chad GBT

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Speaker 2: understands the game and I don't. I don't care for

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't like this at all.

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Speaker 2: Well, Marceline, I hope that this, uh, this makes you

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Speaker 2: feel better. Scaring us. I don't know what your goal was,

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Speaker 2: but but it worked. You fucking terrified us, You jerk.

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Speaker 4: You glad we had to dance for it. Yeah, it

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Speaker 4: makes you feel that makes you feel strong.

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Speaker 2: You get to watch the YouTube and see the fear

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Speaker 2: in our eyes and make you feel like a big, big,

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Speaker 3: You feel like a man, Now.

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Speaker 2: Boy, could you tell the people where they can find

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Speaker 2: you and what cool shit you have going on?

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Speaker 4: Cool guy jokes at eighty seven on Instagram nowhere I'm

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Speaker 4: in I'm in Brazil.

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Speaker 3: Goddamn it. When this man is out Brazil, I'm on.

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Speaker 3: I got I bought a bucket.

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Speaker 2: Hat, he got a bucket, he'll be in Brazil. He's

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Speaker 2: he's gonna kill a person. What are we publicizing at

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be drinking Cipriani's. It's gonna be amazing.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I don't know what that is, but it

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Speaker 2: sounds fucking dope.

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Speaker 3: They got a lot of juices they don't have here.

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Speaker 2: All right, rare exotic juice, a lot of the beach

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Speaker 3: And it's winter time. Fuck okay because the Southern hemisphere.

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Speaker 2: Is it going to be like a sexy winter or

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Speaker 2: is it like legit winter seventy to eighty okay, sexy winter?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sexty one for sure. I mean I got I

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Speaker 3: got a lot of shorts. Yeah fuck yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well you can follow me at Langston Kerman. I've got

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