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Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on demand.

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Speaker 2: It's another Jewbile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 2: this is Trevor calling from plumbing. Is this Jason?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hey Jason. So I was just calling you with a

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Speaker 2: bit of an update on the situation. What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, I is my My wife should be right

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Speaker 3: there if you if you have anything. I'm at work

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Speaker 3: right now. My wife should be there.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, she leaves.

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Speaker 4: She said she had some errands to do and you know,

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Speaker 4: asked us if we'd be good if she went around

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Speaker 4: errand so we said yeah, And I didn't have her number.

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Speaker 4: Your number was on the invoice. So just calling you

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Speaker 4: to kind of update you on the situation.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you guys done already.

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Speaker 2: No, we're not done so much. It's we have an issue,

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Speaker 2: a little bit of an issue.

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Speaker 3: Okay, What's what's going on?

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Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna be honest.

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Speaker 4: So, me and my coworker here, we were doing the

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Speaker 4: work on your plumbing, and you know, we uh were

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Speaker 4: walking through the house and then I noticed what looked

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Speaker 4: like the sword from the movie Brave Heart. Like there

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Speaker 4: was like a toy sword from there was like a

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Speaker 4: toy sword from the movie Brave Heart in one room.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not a toy sword. That's that's an

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Speaker 1: exact repleti. That's a usable sword. Oh oh what what happened?

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Speaker 4: So where did you get that sword? Because was it

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Speaker 4: like like on Amazon or.

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Speaker 1: No not not on Amazon. My my wife got that

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Speaker 1: for me. She tracked down the guy that actually made.

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Speaker 3: It for the movie. So that is that's like, okay,

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Speaker 3: what happened? What happened?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So we were walking through the house and we

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Speaker 4: saw that sword and I was like, oh cool, that

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Speaker 4: looks like the sword from the movie Brave Heart. And

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Speaker 4: then my coworker Gary was like, yeah, dude, it does.

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Speaker 4: And so we were looking at it and then we

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Speaker 4: had our pipes because we're plumbers, you know, and then

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Speaker 4: we kind of had an impromptu duel.

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Speaker 3: And you hold on, you started fighting with my sword.

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, just kind of a real quick duel. And

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Speaker 4: you might want to ask for your money back, honestly

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Speaker 4: when it comes for that sword.

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Speaker 3: What did you do? What happened?

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Speaker 4: Well, it's not made very well because like I took

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Speaker 4: one swing at him and then he blocked it with

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Speaker 4: the pipe. That he was holding, and then it just

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Speaker 4: split in half. I'm sorry, like.

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Speaker 1: You got you gotta be you broke my sword. Well

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Speaker 1: that sword, that sword wasn't a toy. It's an actual sword.

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Speaker 1: That sword cost my wife twelve thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So and then, oh, you gotta be kidding.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I could offer you maybe some options, like

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Speaker 4: to say, sorry, I have some samurai swords at my house.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what are

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Speaker 3: you talking about. No, I don't want your swords.

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Speaker 2: They're pretty sweet.

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Speaker 3: No, they're You're not pretty sweet. Okay, those are stores. Okay.

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna do is you're gonna you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: your owner, whoever owns this company, to get a hold

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Speaker 1: of me, because if that doesn't happen soon you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be hearing my attorneys.

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Speaker 4: Well, I was hoping we could work it out a

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Speaker 4: way where because I can't have this happen again.

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Speaker 2: So I was hoping there was a way we could.

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Speaker 4: Work it out where you didn't talk to the owner

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Speaker 4: like I have twenty five samurai swords and machete swords.

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Speaker 3: Okay, my sword.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, that sword wasn't made very good because it

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Speaker 2: broke like right away.

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Speaker 3: So that's it. That's it. I'm done. I'm calling the owner.

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Speaker 1: You're fired, hopefully if this owner has any kind of sense.

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Speaker 1: And I'm damn sure getting the money back from my sword.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what.

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Speaker 3: I have to do.

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Speaker 1: And you better hope you're not there when my wife

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Speaker 1: get back, because when she gets there and seezing you

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Speaker 1: messed up for that she bought me, you are going

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Speaker 1: to need a hospital bed.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, then at this point, I'll just let you

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Speaker 4: know that it's a prank phone call and this is

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Speaker 4: actually Jebel from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 4: on you and your wife.

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Speaker 2: Tina sets you up.

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Speaker 3: She has no idea how much I'm shaking right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm so oh my god, you got She.

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Speaker 4: Said that you had this really expensive sword that's a

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Speaker 4: replica from the one in Bravehearted.

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Speaker 2: She wanted she wanted me to break it today, So

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Speaker 2: there you go.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's so good.

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Speaker 4: Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings

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Speaker 4: on the twenties