WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Penny for Your Thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>Kabbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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<v Speaker 2>The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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<v Speaker 3>In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben

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<v Speaker 3>Maler and Danny G Radio who will join us at

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<v Speaker 3>some point over the weekend. Well, my marketing campaign has

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<v Speaker 3>paid off. We have gotten you to show up here

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<v Speaker 3>to this edition, a special spicy edition of The Fifth

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<v Speaker 3>Hour as we kick off the weekend. If you're new

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<v Speaker 3>here and you heard me blatantly promoting over the top

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<v Speaker 3>promotion on the Overnight Show, which we just ended a

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<v Speaker 3>few hours ago, thank you, Thank you for being here.

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<v Speaker 3>We do this podcast every weekend, myself and Danny G.

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<v Speaker 3>Danny normally joins me on Saturday and Sunday and sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>on Friday, but it's just me here as we kick

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<v Speaker 3>off the month of August. So the big reveal we

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<v Speaker 3>are moments away from the big reveal on the edition

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<v Speaker 3>of the Fifth Hour we have this edition, we have

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<v Speaker 3>the penny has dropped and the Great key Lime Caper,

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<v Speaker 3>among other things. But we'll focus on that and let's

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<v Speaker 3>get the party started.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't waste what are you doing? Bet? You made me

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<v Speaker 1>come to this dumb podcast. I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>here all right. Listen.

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<v Speaker 3>After months of chatter among the mal Or militia, so

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<v Speaker 3>many of you have sent me emails. We only have

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<v Speaker 3>read a few of them on this podcast and on

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<v Speaker 3>the radio show. I've gotten heartfelt letters, people that love

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<v Speaker 3>Benny versus the penny.

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<v Speaker 1>There have been social media.

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<v Speaker 3>Posts, all of the good vibrations, all of them. Well, today,

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<v Speaker 3>today is the day the cat is out of the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>You have come to the right place.

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<v Speaker 3>We have saved this announcement for here on the Fifth

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<v Speaker 3>Hour podcast because this news is so important, right, so

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<v Speaker 3>crucial that we want the hardcore p ones who are

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<v Speaker 3>the foundation, the salt of the Earth and the Mala

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<v Speaker 3>militia to hear it directly from us, not just in

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<v Speaker 3>a short radio segment. We have a lot more time

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<v Speaker 3>here on the podcast format.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. It also does not hurt.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna lie to artificially boost the downloads on

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<v Speaker 3>the Fifth Hour podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, Hey, full transparency, kids.

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<v Speaker 3>We got a podcast to do every weekend, and if

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do it, we might as well drive people

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<v Speaker 3>to the podcast. Now, regardless of that, the news is real.

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<v Speaker 3>Our long national nightmare is over. The decision has been

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<v Speaker 3>made on the future of Benny Versus The Penny on

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<v Speaker 3>television in twenty twenty five, after all this time.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's make it some fun, right, let's make it fun.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll have multiple choice and I'll give you three options. A,

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<v Speaker 3>Option A and B. C picked up season three. We

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<v Speaker 3>are back baby later this month here in August, with

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<v Speaker 3>a full season all the way through the Super Bowl

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<v Speaker 3>in February. We'll have a preview show at the end

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<v Speaker 3>of August, the kickoff here in early September, and that

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<v Speaker 3>is just going to be amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Option B the show was canceled. We were dumped by NBC.

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<v Speaker 1>Option C none of the above, all right, So those

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<v Speaker 1>are the options.

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<v Speaker 3>You got it. A. NBC picked up season three. We're

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<v Speaker 3>back later this month. B the show was rudely canceled.

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<v Speaker 3>CEE none of the above, some other option right, Danny

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<v Speaker 3>G can you give me a drum roll, please go,

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<v Speaker 3>I need a drum roll, please all right, Reveal answers,

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<v Speaker 3>Reveal answers. Now, if you picked option A, you're a dreamer,

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<v Speaker 3>a lovely loser. God bless you, because the correct answer

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<v Speaker 3>is b. We have been put on waivers designated for assignment.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, NBC will.

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<v Speaker 3>Not will not be bringing back Benny Versus the Penny

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<v Speaker 3>for season three. You kill that now before you q

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<v Speaker 3>the sad trombone and activate an insurgency with the foot

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<v Speaker 3>Soldiers and the Mallord Militia. Let me stop you right now.

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<v Speaker 3>This is not a sad day. It is not seriously,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm not blowing smoke here. I am Benny Brightside

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<v Speaker 3>on this one absolutely now. I found out this news

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<v Speaker 3>a little earlier in the week. It was not the

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<v Speaker 3>news I was hoping for about getting poll acts from

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<v Speaker 3>the TV show. But I've had time to process it,

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<v Speaker 3>I've had time to reflect, and I feel nothing but gratitude.

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<v Speaker 3>I got yeah to share that with you. Working on

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<v Speaker 3>Benny Versus the Penny with John, Kevin, Vinnie, the Ride

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<v Speaker 3>and Die team on that TV show was like breathing

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<v Speaker 3>in a breath of fresh air in a very stale

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<v Speaker 3>media world. I've heard over hers teamwork makes the dream work,

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<v Speaker 3>and these cats were pros, pros, detail freaks, meticulous, obsessed

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<v Speaker 3>with producing a quality show. They worked tremendously hard, They

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<v Speaker 3>stayed late, they cared. It wasn't just a cheeseball weekend

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<v Speaker 3>gambling show. It mattered right, and that was very important.

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<v Speaker 3>As you might imagine. You don't need to tell you that,

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<v Speaker 3>but you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have to understand how much that meant to me. Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Contrast that with much of my radio career as an adult,

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<v Speaker 3>where and I love radio, I'm not. I love the business,

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<v Speaker 3>but for better or worse, I've often been surrounded by

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<v Speaker 3>people that don't have that. I've been a one man band,

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<v Speaker 3>surrounded by folks who treat the job like it's the

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<v Speaker 3>d and first one out of the building, last one

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<v Speaker 3>in the antithesis of what we hear here with NFL

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<v Speaker 3>training camps going on, where every quarterback's got to be

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<v Speaker 3>the first one in, last one out. Well, and in

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<v Speaker 3>my experience working with a lot of people over the

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<v Speaker 3>years in radio, many of them have been first one

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<v Speaker 3>out of the building, last one in. So as a result,

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<v Speaker 3>I've felt like the onus has been on me, I've

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<v Speaker 3>had to overprepare just to carry the load. Not that

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't have done that, a lot of that anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>So this TV experience this.

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<v Speaker 1>Time was just different.

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<v Speaker 3>It was energizing, right, It was really cool and of

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<v Speaker 3>course a massive thank you to Bill Brighton.

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<v Speaker 1>You might not know who that is.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're not in television or media, you may not

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<v Speaker 3>know his name. However, he is the big cheese over

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<v Speaker 3>at NBC who believed in the gas bag you're listening

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<v Speaker 3>to right now when few others would. He had been

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<v Speaker 3>a listener to the Overnight Show as he was working

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<v Speaker 3>his way up the television business over the years, and

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<v Speaker 3>he had reached out to me and said, hey, Ben,

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<v Speaker 3>I want to work with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get you a TV show.

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<v Speaker 3>And I of course, immediately my kneesk reaction is, oh, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 3>you know I'm getting punked here, and you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 3>give me a TV show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing an overnight radio show. I'm gonna get in

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<v Speaker 1>a TV show.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna put a guy with a face for radio

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<v Speaker 3>on the National Broadcasting Company platform?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on? Yeah? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>And anyway, but he was a man of his word, Bill,

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<v Speaker 3>and he has been nothing but kind to me and

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<v Speaker 3>my wife, very generous and just just great.

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<v Speaker 1>It was surreal.

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<v Speaker 3>It really truly was surreal to do a TV show

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<v Speaker 3>from a studio at Universal Studios in Hollywood, a place

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<v Speaker 3>that I went as a kid. Remember I had a

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<v Speaker 3>meltdown on a tour when I was a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Kid at a FAM reunion.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been there many times of the years, just as

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<v Speaker 3>a tourist with people out of town, and to walk

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<v Speaker 3>the famous back lot and to not get arrested for

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<v Speaker 3>trespassing because I actually I had access to it. I

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<v Speaker 3>was allowed to be there, I believe long there to

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<v Speaker 3>be in the mix where so many great movies in

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<v Speaker 3>the heyday of Hollywood were made and TV shows and

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<v Speaker 3>iconic bigger than life celebrities worked And here I am,

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<v Speaker 3>my fat ass is walking around there and it was

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<v Speaker 3>just just awesome to walk around the sets and to

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<v Speaker 3>get the vibe. And sometimes they'd be shooting movies there

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<v Speaker 3>and we'd walk through it and they didn't you know,

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't care, and it was wonderful. And then another

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<v Speaker 3>experience that I've had the last couple of years to

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<v Speaker 3>see my ugly face promoting Benny versus the Penny On

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<v Speaker 3>a random Friday night Celtics game on NBC Sports Boston.

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<v Speaker 3>They had a little graphic my face would pop up

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<v Speaker 3>and then they said, coming up after the Celtic game,

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<v Speaker 3>after postgame, it's Benny versus the Penny, or you're doing

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<v Speaker 3>a Golden State Warrior game, or if it was early

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<v Speaker 3>in the football season the Giants San Francisco Giants broadcast,

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<v Speaker 3>or the old Oakland A's.

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<v Speaker 1>In the Bay Area.

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<v Speaker 3>It was mind blowing, it really was, right. It was

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<v Speaker 3>a huge ego boost. It was stupefying all that stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>and we got cleared in every major media market in

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<v Speaker 3>law in America. I mean, we were in Los Angeles

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<v Speaker 3>that we do the show from LA We were on

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<v Speaker 3>the Lakers station and they they had very little programming,

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<v Speaker 3>so they aired it like four or five times a

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<v Speaker 3>day on the weekends. We were in Chicago. I got

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<v Speaker 3>to text my cousins in Chicago say, hey, you got

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<v Speaker 3>to turn on the NBC Sports station, which no longer

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<v Speaker 3>is there, but at the time it was, and so

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<v Speaker 3>that was kind of cool. And my brother, who you

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<v Speaker 3>know in New York, who knows nothing, not a sports

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<v Speaker 3>guy at all, And my brother's like, hey, I was

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<v Speaker 3>at some pub in Manhattan and they had had sny

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<v Speaker 3>on and the show was on there.

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<v Speaker 1>At this pub, and so that was cool.

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<v Speaker 3>And then this last year we went on Peacock, which

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<v Speaker 3>opened it up to a lot of you that did

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<v Speaker 3>not get cable television anymore. So that was neat. So

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<v Speaker 3>the point is we were not just playing for the

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<v Speaker 3>Mallard Militia. Not that I don't love playing for the

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<v Speaker 3>Mallard Militia.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's great, It's wonderful, right, It was a

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<v Speaker 3>wonderful thing that we have. We've got a good community

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<v Speaker 3>in the Mallard Militia, and you guys have been wonderful

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<v Speaker 3>and continue to be wonderful. The TV show gave us

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<v Speaker 3>a bigger audience, right, It's like off Broadway versus Broadway.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a larger stage, bigger crowds. We got to

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<v Speaker 3>grow the brand a little bit. And I would be remiss.

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<v Speaker 3>I also I don't do shout outs on radio. This

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<v Speaker 3>is a podcast, but a tremendous shout out to my

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<v Speaker 3>on air double play partner, the one and Only Television's

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Looney, my comrade, the Yin to my Yang, the

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<v Speaker 3>peanut Butter to my jelly. That sounds kind of weird,

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<v Speaker 3>tastes like a touchdown in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>How dare you? But I know I've always worked very

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<v Speaker 1>well with Looney.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought of all the people I've done shows with

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<v Speaker 3>over the years, the Blitz that myself and Looney did

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<v Speaker 3>many years ago. It was the greatest weekend show Fox

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<v Speaker 3>Sports Radio has I ever had. Management did not agree.

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<v Speaker 3>But we just play well off each other. We have

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<v Speaker 3>this good camaraderie. I don't believe in chemistry, but we

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<v Speaker 3>just we get each other's vibe. He brought the drama,

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<v Speaker 3>the fire, the flare, the razzle, dazzle, and I played

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<v Speaker 3>off that, and then I would throw fire in his face.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have fond memories already, even though we'll be

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<v Speaker 1>doing more of these, I'm sure in the future.

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<v Speaker 3>But the table reads at seven am at Universal Studios,

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<v Speaker 3>right across the hall from the studio where the stuff

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<v Speaker 3>of legend as we would do the dry run on

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<v Speaker 3>the show, and the little cubby hole studio with a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of chairs, a green screen at the camera, and

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<v Speaker 3>the couple of people behind the scenes there who made

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<v Speaker 3>that happen, and so it was all dream like.

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<v Speaker 1>So this chapter has ended.

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<v Speaker 3>Benny Versus the Penny on NBC has ended, as I

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<v Speaker 3>learned from one of my great heroes as a child,

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<v Speaker 3>when I was a little boy growing up. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know if you are familiar with the work of doctor Seuss,

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<v Speaker 3>but doctor Seuss taught me not only greed, eggs and

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<v Speaker 3>ham sam I am. Doctor Seuss also taught me that.

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<v Speaker 3>And yes I'm using a doctor SEUs quote on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened. And

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<v Speaker 3>that is my position. Oh Ben, you're going soft here, man,

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<v Speaker 3>No I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that said, this chapter may not be over. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>we've already got some feelers out there's some interest that's

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<v Speaker 3>been bubbling up here there.

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<v Speaker 1>There will be more Benny Versus the Penny.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I'm not really all that upset, because I've

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<v Speaker 3>done Benny Versus the Penny for a long time on radio,

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<v Speaker 3>and I moved it to this podcast for a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of years with Danny g and we did it on

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube with Gascon for a period of time. It's now

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<v Speaker 3>been on television for a couple of years. So it's

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<v Speaker 3>just not gonna be on NBC for now.

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<v Speaker 1>And who knows.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe down the line they'll come back to us and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>we like the show, we want to get it back. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>as to the nitty gritty on this fifth hour, the

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<v Speaker 3>question of why so, I'm going to try to be

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<v Speaker 3>proactive here, and the reason I want to be proactive

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<v Speaker 3>is because I just don't want to deal with the

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<v Speaker 3>nonsense of the email. I normally get a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>email on this. You guys have been great, and you're

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<v Speaker 3>like anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew what happened, so why was it canceled? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta understand, in the media business, you never really

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<v Speaker 1>really know. There's always extenuating circumstances.

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<v Speaker 3>However, I will tell you the people that I've dealt

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<v Speaker 3>with at the network have been wonderful. Right, and this

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<v Speaker 3>guy John, who's a Hall of Famer in Philadelphia produced

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<v Speaker 3>Phillies games with Harry Callous, just a great dude, seasoned

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<v Speaker 3>media guy oozes Philadelphia.

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<v Speaker 1>So John.

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<v Speaker 3>Had been very transparent, and I believe he wasn't blowing

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<v Speaker 3>any smoke or anything like that. Really do appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 3>This was not as I understand it. It was not

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<v Speaker 3>because the ratings. It wasn't as no one was watching.

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<v Speaker 3>We actually did well from Again, this is what I've

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<v Speaker 3>been told from some of the people that worked on

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<v Speaker 3>the show. We had some solid numbers in key demos

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<v Speaker 3>in certainly in Boston. There were some weeks that we

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<v Speaker 3>did really really well, like top three in the market,

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<v Speaker 3>which is great. However, you go understand, gambling is still

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<v Speaker 3>the wild wild West on television. It's a very dicey

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<v Speaker 3>ad market. A lot of advertisers don't want to be

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<v Speaker 3>involved in gambling because, let's face it, people lose money gambling, right,

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<v Speaker 3>That's what happens, and very conservative buyers. There's limited options,

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<v Speaker 3>there's limited inventory, and that's just the way it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish it was different, but that's the landscape. And

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of the gambling market, as I've been told,

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<v Speaker 3>has matured, which means they don't spend as much money

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<v Speaker 3>because they've got a good grip on it. So you

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<v Speaker 3>need more gambling markets to open up.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. There will be another gold rush, and I hope that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still doing Benny versus the Penny when California, If

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<v Speaker 3>the lunatics in California allows sports gambling, that will be

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<v Speaker 3>a massive gold rush. There'll be a lot of money there,

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of money to be made, but to take

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<v Speaker 3>you behind the scenes. So NBC has had been keeping

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<v Speaker 3>me and Tom Looney updated the original deadline. It was

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<v Speaker 3>kind of vague on the radio show, but the original

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<v Speaker 3>deadline was July first. Now we obviously blew way past July,

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<v Speaker 3>for we're in August now and as recently as last Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>So the last Friday in July, I was under the

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<v Speaker 3>belief that we had a deal. We had the framework,

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<v Speaker 3>the outline, the blueprint for season three. We had found

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<v Speaker 3>a title sponsor, we were actually going to be on

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<v Speaker 3>more affiliates than last year, that we were going to

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<v Speaker 3>cross over to some other channels that we weren't even

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<v Speaker 3>on in other markets. So I went to bed on

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<v Speaker 3>Friday night thinking that we were pretty much said to

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<v Speaker 3>the point where we had the schedule, and I was

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<v Speaker 3>looking at airfare on when to fly back to Boston

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<v Speaker 3>to film at NBC Sports Boston, when to film the

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<v Speaker 3>promotion for the TV show, And then, like a summer

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<v Speaker 3>storm in the desert, somehow between Friday and then Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 3>it all vanished. It turned to dust and that show business, right,

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<v Speaker 3>that show business. So this was actually my second run

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<v Speaker 3>at NBC. You might remember the old NBC Sports network,

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<v Speaker 3>You probably don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a lot of.

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<v Speaker 3>People watched it, so yeah, that folded also, So I'm

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<v Speaker 3>batting a zero point zero zero at NBC. But you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what they say, when one door closes, another

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<v Speaker 3>one opens. Now sometimes sometimes there's a long hallway in between.

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<v Speaker 3>So we've got big plans for that hallway. Sunny days,

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<v Speaker 3>sunny days ahead. And to everyone who watched, who supported,

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<v Speaker 3>who promoted, who messaged other people to get them to watch,

0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:13.000
<v Speaker 3>or even those of you that are just haters and

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<v Speaker 3>ballbusters and you thought this was the dumbest show in

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<v Speaker 3>the world and you sent nasty messages from Afar, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>You were all part of the ride.

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<v Speaker 3>You were all part of the journey and a great

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<v Speaker 3>chapter in my media career.

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<v Speaker 1>And no matter what happens, I've got that in my

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<v Speaker 1>back pocket. So it's not over.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's pretty late in the game this year. The

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<v Speaker 3>football season began last night kind of with the Fugeese

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<v Speaker 3>exhibition season, So we'll see what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>But the penny has not flipped its last pick yet.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was talking to Tom and we've we've got some.

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<v Speaker 1>Logs on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Fire and we'll see there's also the possibility that we

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<v Speaker 3>bring Benny Versus the Penny to a podcast format like this.

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<v Speaker 1>There's other streaming services there's available. There's been some.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk of Patreon as well. There's a lot of options

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<v Speaker 3>out there. So we will, we will have it for you,

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<v Speaker 3>and we'll let you know. Obviously we want you to listen.

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<v Speaker 3>So again, thank you. Not a sad day. Not a

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<v Speaker 3>sad day, it's a it's a pivot point. We will

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<v Speaker 3>return with another season of Benny Versus the Penny. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 3>will just not be with our friends over at NBC,

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<v Speaker 3>So turning the page on that. And this is very

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<v Speaker 3>random and sometimes the stars just aligned. But today is

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<v Speaker 3>National Homemade Pie Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>The only reason I bring that up is because I

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<v Speaker 3>have a pie store, right and I'll give you that

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<v Speaker 3>story in a minute, But first, in honor of alf

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<v Speaker 3>the Alien, O Pinter and Ferg Dog and mister nice

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<v Speaker 3>Guy and all you knuckleheads.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun facts about pie. Yeah, I've got fun facts about pie.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it true that the ancient Egyptians are the earliest

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<v Speaker 3>known civilization to have had a pie dish?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nodding my head, yes. Now.

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<v Speaker 3>It typically consisted from a deep dive on this. It

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<v Speaker 3>consisted of a crust made from wheat, oats, rye or barley,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was filled with honey.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds kind of like a granola bar, doesn't that

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<v Speaker 1>wheat oat honey? Isn't that a granola bar? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>The ancient Greeks and Romans also had pastries similar to

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<v Speaker 3>what is known as today modern day pie. For example,

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<v Speaker 3>and for reference, the Romans often coated meat with a

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<v Speaker 3>pastry made out of flour, oil, and water. However, however,

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<v Speaker 3>the dough was only intended to help preserve the meat.

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<v Speaker 3>They didn't have refrigerators and things like that, not to

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<v Speaker 3>be eaten as a meal. So there's a Roman cookbook

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<v Speaker 3>that dates back to the first century that it was

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<v Speaker 3>discovered to contain recipes similar to pie cases, so is

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<v Speaker 3>that And then Terry and England or in Great Britain,

0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:12.639
<v Speaker 3>pies were mainly used as a covering to preserve meat also,

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<v Speaker 3>but that was when they were exploring the world the

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<v Speaker 3>long sea voyages, and fresh meat could not be obtained.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't really go hunting when you're in the middle

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<v Speaker 3>of the Atlantic Ocean. And during medieval times the pies

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<v Speaker 3>became more elaborate. The cooks tried out do each other. Allegedly,

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<v Speaker 3>they had grand banquets. It was all about the presentation,

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<v Speaker 3>and the pie was often the centerpiece. Now, one of

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<v Speaker 3>the interesting things of note here in.

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<v Speaker 1>The pie world.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't until the fifteenth century when pies usually only

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<v Speaker 3>contained meat or fish, but they became more of what

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<v Speaker 3>we have today with fruit. They had custard pies, and

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<v Speaker 3>it has been said that the very first pie was

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<v Speaker 3>baked for Queen Elizabeth the First and that was during

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<v Speaker 3>the sixteenth century about that. And then when the English

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<v Speaker 3>settled to America, they brought the pie. And the early

0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:21.560
<v Speaker 3>pies they brought were thick, heavy crust or a rigid flour.

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<v Speaker 3>And shortly after that it became a trademark of America. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>And we know it was a big jumping off point

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<v Speaker 3>was in World War two, right they said, soldiers were

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<v Speaker 3>asked why they were going off to war and they said,

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<v Speaker 3>for mom and apple pie.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>And now now to the great key Lime Caper, the

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<v Speaker 3>great key Lime Caper.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me tell you something about key lime pie.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I've learned this over the last year. It's not

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<v Speaker 3>just dessert. It's not now in Florida, it's some ways currency.

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<v Speaker 3>Some would call it a religion. In parts of Florida,

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<v Speaker 3>it's diplomacy. Now, if you grow up in California, you

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<v Speaker 3>probably love tacos and in and out Burger. My Guy

0:22:07.760 --> 0:22:10.560
<v Speaker 3>sports with Coleman. He didn't grow up. He's from Atlanta,

0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:13.080
<v Speaker 3>but he lived in Maryland so long. I would probably

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<v Speaker 3>say crap cakes are sacred. If you're from the Northeast

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<v Speaker 3>in Boston, you love the maybe you love the Canole's right, Texas,

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<v Speaker 3>it's you deep fry everything you call it, call it

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<v Speaker 3>a miracle. Everything's deep fried. In Cansa City, it's Ben

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<v Speaker 3>Mallard chicken fingers and barbecue brisket. But in Florida, you

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<v Speaker 3>gotta have some respect, put some respect on the pie.

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<v Speaker 3>So I bring this up because p one listener Bobby

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<v Speaker 3>from the Sunshine State, who apparently moonlights as both a

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<v Speaker 3>pastry ambassador and a pie whisper in his spare time.

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<v Speaker 1>He has been very generous.

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<v Speaker 3>He shipped off a coconut flavored key lime pie from

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<v Speaker 3>the Tropics to the main land. Now, I I did

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<v Speaker 3>not realize that there was even a coconut flavor key

0:23:01.840 --> 0:23:04.320
<v Speaker 3>lime pie. The only coconut I really eat. Is like

0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:07.840
<v Speaker 3>the Almond Joy candy bar, which was always the last

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<v Speaker 3>one in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Bag on Halloween.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, this pie arrived, and you don't ask questions,

0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:17.080
<v Speaker 3>You thank the pie gods. You split it evenly among friends,

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<v Speaker 3>You treat it with reverence as the pie deserves.

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<v Speaker 1>Which brings us to the caper.

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<v Speaker 3>So imagine the three musketeers, myself, Loreina, and Coop.

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<v Speaker 1>There's one pie.

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<v Speaker 3>So we have to divide the pie evenly, like ancient

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<v Speaker 3>treasure after a fierce battle.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to divide what you've got. So I took

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<v Speaker 1>my slice, a very generous wedge. That still didn't feel

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<v Speaker 1>like enough, because you know, my name's on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was. It was fine. It was a big

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<v Speaker 1>piece of pie.

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<v Speaker 3>And I had the pie given to me by Lorena,

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<v Speaker 3>and she placed it on a party size paper plate,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, those flimsy, flimsy plates, and so it very

0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:04.400
<v Speaker 3>flims treacherous vessel, if you will, unworthy of the prestigious

0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:07.640
<v Speaker 3>cargo that that pie was that it carried.

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<v Speaker 1>And so but I had to be ready, right.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a long journey from the studio back to

0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:16.800
<v Speaker 3>the Malor mansion in the north Woods. Now, logically, one

0:24:16.840 --> 0:24:19.679
<v Speaker 3>would think that you just seat belt the pie in

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<v Speaker 3>you let it ride shotgun like a proper co pilot,

0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:28.239
<v Speaker 3>and you're fine. But no, because I live in a

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<v Speaker 3>fantasy world where highways stay open.

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<v Speaker 1>At night, and normally they do for me. I work

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<v Speaker 1>the overnight shift. I'm driving when most people are still sleeping,

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<v Speaker 1>So I just assume the traffic's going to part like

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<v Speaker 1>the Red Sea, and construction zones will not materialize like

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<v Speaker 1>Poultergeist from the Underworld. Then I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>So for the first i'd say twenty five percent, first

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<v Speaker 3>quarter or so of the journey with the Pie, it

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<v Speaker 3>was on the seat next to me. It was exactly

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<v Speaker 3>like the pie gods had ordained.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very smooth. Wasn't a lot of traffic. I

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<v Speaker 1>had the cruise control on.

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<v Speaker 3>I was listening to some classic AM radio old school

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<v Speaker 3>buzzing softly in the background. I could practically taste that

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<v Speaker 3>delicious gram cracker crust, the whipped cream topping on top

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<v Speaker 3>of the key lime pie.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the.

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<v Speaker 3>Unexpected plot twist, the dreaded detour slow for the cone zone,

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<v Speaker 3>flashing lights. Right now, there was a parade as far

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<v Speaker 3>as I could see of tail lights, and I saw

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of big rigs. I saw construction, some guy

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<v Speaker 3>probably named Carl, Probably named Carl, He.

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<v Speaker 1>Had one of those reflective vest things on. He was waving.

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<v Speaker 3>Traffic off to the surface street purgatory. So my plan

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<v Speaker 3>went up in smoke. Suddenly I am now Magellan Mallar

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<v Speaker 3>with Apple Matt. I am navigating uncharted urban terrain in

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<v Speaker 3>a CD part of town. They say nothing good happens

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<v Speaker 3>after a certain hour, and I was out at that hour. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>more importantly, I'm driving around and every turn I make,

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<v Speaker 3>every turn is putting that delicious pie in danger of

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<v Speaker 3>becoming roadkill. See, I can understand I had no choice.

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<v Speaker 3>I at that point became the pie sentinel. I made

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<v Speaker 3>a decision that I had to protect the pie.

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<v Speaker 1>So my right hand.

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<v Speaker 3>My right hand was getting a workout, was not getting

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<v Speaker 3>a workout. My right hand extended and I gripped that

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<v Speaker 3>flimsy plate, and I became Lady Liberty. I gripped it

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<v Speaker 3>like the statue of Liberty torch. Now my left hand

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<v Speaker 3>was steering the ship through turns.

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<v Speaker 1>Right turn here, left turn there, red light here, yellow

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<v Speaker 1>light there, pothole to the side.

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<v Speaker 3>All of this while I'm praying, if you will, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if that's the right word to the dessert gods.

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<v Speaker 3>Please just get this thing home in one piece. I

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<v Speaker 3>do not want to lose this pie. So we often

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<v Speaker 3>hear people talk about multitasking, and I kind of rolled

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<v Speaker 3>my eyes. I'm like, please, try holding a flimsy plate,

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<v Speaker 3>wobbly plate with creamy coconut flavored. It was like a

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<v Speaker 3>coconut flavored missile in the palm of your hand while

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<v Speaker 3>cornering at twenty five miles an hour or more up

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<v Speaker 3>to forty, you know, try making a left turn with

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<v Speaker 3>one arm while mentally calculating the aerodynamics of what would

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<v Speaker 3>happen to that whip topping on top of the So

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<v Speaker 3>this was in many ways a symbiotic relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>At that moment, I became one with the pie.

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<v Speaker 3>And by mile nineteen on my journey, I was sweating

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<v Speaker 3>like I had just run the Boston Marathon, and I

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<v Speaker 3>was wearing a parka. While I was doing my right

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<v Speaker 3>arm was locked in position like the old days when

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<v Speaker 3>you used to have to hail a cab if you're

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<v Speaker 3>old enough to know what that was like. But I

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<v Speaker 3>was trying to hail a cab for an hour straight,

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<v Speaker 3>and I swear to you, and I'm not just talking

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<v Speaker 3>out of my took us.

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<v Speaker 1>Here.

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<v Speaker 3>I could feel the pie breathing, like the pie in

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<v Speaker 3>my head, the cartoon bubble of my head. Don't look

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<v Speaker 3>at me like that alf and fer dog in my head.

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<v Speaker 3>The pie knew what was on the line here. The

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<v Speaker 3>pie knew the steaks here if something went wrong, and

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<v Speaker 3>it turned out, there was a great pie miracle.

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<v Speaker 1>That pie survived. Not a smear of whipped.

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<v Speaker 3>Cream or key lime on the upholstery, not a not

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<v Speaker 3>a droplet of anything from the crust. Nothing was displaced,

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<v Speaker 3>no casualties, no cleanup, no ruined upholstery.

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<v Speaker 1>It reached the Malor.

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<v Speaker 3>Mansion intact, untouched. And then, to quote one of the

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<v Speaker 3>great characters in the history of Hollywood from the Austin

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<v Speaker 3>Powers franchise, Fat Bastard, I said to that pie, get

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<v Speaker 3>in my belly, is what I said. And I devoured

0:29:27.920 --> 0:29:31.680
<v Speaker 3>that thing like I hadn't eaten in weeks. It was sweet,

0:29:31.800 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 3>it was tangy, it was everything. The crust had the

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<v Speaker 3>integrity that I was looking for. The filling was a

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<v Speaker 3>citrus symphony, and while not as good, not as good

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<v Speaker 3>as the original of the strawberry because of the intense

0:29:49.080 --> 0:29:53.240
<v Speaker 3>coconut flavor, it was still delectable. So I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>write a thank you letter to Bobby and maybe we

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<v Speaker 3>should nominate his pie generosity for the No Peace Prize

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<v Speaker 3>in the Mall of Militia. Instead, I said, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really have his email, so I'll just tell

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<v Speaker 3>the story right here on the podcast. So what is

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<v Speaker 3>the point of all this? Get to the point please, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>it's simple. There are moments in the road of life

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<v Speaker 3>where you're tested.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, well, this is not a test, but a test

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<v Speaker 1>is when you lose your job or a test, is it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, this was a test, right, and it wasn't a

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<v Speaker 3>huge test, but you're asked to call to rise above.

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<v Speaker 3>There some men that carry torches, some men carry flags,

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<v Speaker 3>and then there's some in the middle of the night

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<v Speaker 3>that carry a coconut key lime pie down fifty miles

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<v Speaker 3>of asphalt just to bring sweetness home. So God bless you, Bobby,

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<v Speaker 3>and thank you so much. God blessed that pie lived

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<v Speaker 3>a good life. And hey, my arm got a nice workout,

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<v Speaker 3>my arch outstretched right arm.

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<v Speaker 1>That kept that pile. All right, we'll get out on that.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll have new podcasts all weekend, including a Malor Mover

0:31:06.120 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 3>Malor movie review. Easy for me to say, Malor movie review.

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<v Speaker 3>We will get to all of that as we go

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<v Speaker 3>through the weekend. Danny should be with me on the

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<v Speaker 3>Saturday and Sunday Mailbag podcast. If you do want a

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<v Speaker 3>Sunday letter in for the mail bag, you can do that,

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<v Speaker 3>but you should probably do it by probably this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>You can join legends like Man Ryan from Shrewsbury and

0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:41.440
<v Speaker 3>Barry from South Carolina and Ferg Dog and mister Irrigation

0:31:41.960 --> 0:31:45.400
<v Speaker 3>and so many other legends that are regular Reggie from

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<v Speaker 3>Detroit who are part of.

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<v Speaker 1>That mail bag.

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<v Speaker 3>So Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Have a

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<v Speaker 3>wonderful rest of your Friday and we will yap at

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<v Speaker 3>you tomorrow as the podcast does not stop later Skater,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, Danny, you want me to say? Oh, that's right,

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<v Speaker 3>Austa Pasta.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a Danny Lion, That's a Danny g Lion. I

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<v Speaker 1>said it. It's the why are you still listening? The

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<v Speaker 1>podcast is over. There's nothing else. It's over come on