Speaker 1: No entering Nerdicus Stockholm. Oh my god, Mark Rivers, we're
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Speaker 1: I am here joined to my left by these my
Speaker 1: sexiest platonic lover friend. Um. You might know her as
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Speaker 1: Aaron Fallers. Oh, it's good to be back. How are you, Aaron?
Speaker 1: I missed you good? Do you bet you? How it
Speaker 1: did Indianapolis? Call? Oh, Bloomington Bloom Comedy Attic was amazing.
Speaker 1: It was so great that I threw my back out
Speaker 1: two days after too much traveling and bears and basketball.
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Speaker 1: have a man who is very important to this podcast.
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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good. I'm sad that my my
Speaker 1: reign as as your bachelor is almost over. Well, you
Speaker 1: have a whole year. I get to do it the
Speaker 1: whole year, the whole year. It's not the season, it's
Speaker 1: this year. You got a year in that case, You're fantastic.
Speaker 1: You've just got a whole t other nine months in
Speaker 1: the bood. You got two more season. Yeah, you've got
Speaker 1: at least two more. It's got a Bachelor in Paradise
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Speaker 1: got four mores and who are you kidding? I'm also
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Speaker 1: the all star groups. You have anything you want to
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Speaker 1: my god, Aaron Foley, Yeah, I didn't know how to drive.
Speaker 1: I went for sexy mechanic, farmer, librarian to teacher hipster.
Speaker 1: Fucking your top looks like you're going to a business
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Speaker 1: it's not just Mark Rivers. Who needs another shadow? Who
Speaker 1: made our theme song? Mark Rivers? Like my room. The
Speaker 1: hardest working woman in Hollywood literally has not stopped working
Speaker 1: in seventeen Somebody's got to pay for all of us.
Speaker 1: She is, she is on another period. She is she is,
Speaker 1: she fine, She is fine, and she is fine. You
Speaker 1: still got it, You still got it. She's back with
Speaker 1: a Secretary of State, Paget Brewster. I wish all of
Speaker 1: you listening at home could see what he is doing,
Speaker 1: because it defies explanation. I missed you so much, Paget.
Speaker 1: I missed you great. I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 1: I feel so excited that you're here. I missed you.
Speaker 1: I'm excited about the future. Here we go. Okay, and
Speaker 1: with us US. So we have Katie and Anna Katie out.
Speaker 1: Here's what I want to say, you guys, more than anything,
Speaker 1: here's the fucking jam. Let's just break it down. May
Speaker 1: seven she's sta May seven rating. It's a road trip.
Speaker 1: I you know how I feel. This is how I feel.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm I feel like how I should
Speaker 1: have felt in college for spring break. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I feel like my best friends in the
Speaker 1: world and I and that's you guys. We're going to
Speaker 1: fucking Nashville. Okay, We're going to Zanni's for the weekend.
Speaker 1: I not only do we have Wells who's cute as
Speaker 1: Wells is coming? Well, here's let me give me the ladyland.
Speaker 1: It's you, It's Paget, it's me, It's Aaron, It's Steve Heightener,
Speaker 1: who's Kenny Bania? And then we have on the on
Speaker 1: the beautiful people side, we have fucking Wills, who's hot
Speaker 1: as ship and a dog lover number two. We have
Speaker 1: the Bones on Boner, Doctor, Dick, Dr Evan and Carly. No,
Speaker 1: we do not know, we do not Dick Doctor is
Speaker 1: coming and he's funny. He's funny. We've been texting and
Speaker 1: he's funny. Number four, I got fucking Luke is your
Speaker 1: crush hot Marine bow legget, hot aft. He bought the
Speaker 1: red boots, which I'm gonna wear to the podcast. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wear him so luc No, he's gonna be there.
Speaker 1: We caught him for you page. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I think we should try to write a country song
Speaker 1: over Saturday. And wait a minute, Luke. Luke isn't Luke
Speaker 1: a musician? He's yeah, yeah, would he write a piece
Speaker 1: of music? Do you think that's good question? That's a
Speaker 1: good question. You know what, Start tweeting at Luke pell
Speaker 1: you guys, tweet Luke pal and tell him he should
Speaker 1: write a song for except this road. If we just
Speaker 1: when we fly in, we can get from the airport
Speaker 1: to thee anything we see we could just write down
Speaker 1: in That could be a country song. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's what we're staying. I'm not going to say the
Speaker 1: name of the hotel so we don't all get attacked
Speaker 1: by all. But you guys, I said, I looked into
Speaker 1: it even started. You can say everything something going on. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, so guys, we'll do waits and emails
Speaker 1: at the end. Let's just get going. Guys, we haven't
Speaker 1: seen Paget and Rob. But before we get going, are
Speaker 1: you Raven? Are you Team Vanessa? I just want to
Speaker 1: know the overall layer of the land. I used to
Speaker 1: be Team Vanessa, and I don't know if it's the
Speaker 1: popular like, don't choose popular, choose the truth. You like
Speaker 1: the team Vanessa and not because I think she's better that.
Speaker 1: I think Raven is probably better for Nick and and
Speaker 1: and she's she's probably perfect for Nick. But in terms
Speaker 1: of like you like Rob watching the show, I feel
Speaker 1: like Vanessa is like super smart. I'd move my ask
Speaker 1: to Montreal on a second. Why he is not right?
Speaker 1: So if we're just talking about what who would if
Speaker 1: Rob was the bat room? Vanessa is super pretty, super
Speaker 1: smart shorts with especially Yeah, listen, Vanessa was my front
Speaker 1: runner for months now. And I think Raven would be
Speaker 1: better for Nick, but I want better for Raven and
Speaker 1: I think, honestly, he's not going to propose to either
Speaker 1: one of him. You don't think he's going to propose
Speaker 1: to either. I think he is not going to propose.
Speaker 1: He's going to give like a promise, ring I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's going to I don't see either
Speaker 1: one of them, which is too bad because I think
Speaker 1: Raven is a fun girl. I think she would move
Speaker 1: to while he does Dancing with the Star. She would
Speaker 1: like start a blog or something. Yeah, I think she's adorable.
Speaker 1: And I think Vanessa is either maybe a bit or
Speaker 1: I think she's a four. She's just she's not leaving
Speaker 1: her family. She said that likes their family that much. Hey,
Speaker 1: core family values. That was that became the drinking game
Speaker 1: last night. Literally, I was like, if she says core
Speaker 1: fucking values one more time, I'm going to throw up.
Speaker 1: I think she's real Himane. Can you imagine breakfast with her?
Speaker 1: She's like, do you like the serial, which is honestly
Speaker 1: like tough Ladies? Yeah, I can't roll with that. I
Speaker 1: don't want her on my road trip. If I'm going
Speaker 1: to go hang out with a bull legged musician in Nashville,
Speaker 1: I wanted to be raging by my side Die maintenance.
Speaker 1: Leather pant is a little dreamboat. Although I might pick
Speaker 1: the puppies her orgasm puppies, and it's and it said
Speaker 1: that like the best part of the show tonight was
Speaker 1: the coming attraction. M Let's start at the beginning here
Speaker 1: my heart started the beginning, my heart bring me to
Speaker 1: the right place. So that's where it started out with
Speaker 1: her in Lapland. Let's just be honest. Has he iron't
Speaker 1: e been lost on anyone that they're in Lapland? We
Speaker 1: talked for seconds or in Lapland, I'm I'm a little
Speaker 1: difference between Lapland and Finland's what I mean Land? Like
Speaker 1: you're going to get in my right, Like it sounds
Speaker 1: like a strip club name, but his Lapland a province
Speaker 1: in Finland. Was it Finish for Finland? Oh no, I
Speaker 1: think is it like Deutsche Land for Finland? You know,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I just thought it was a city and
Speaker 1: like you're in bone Zone Canada. But now and you're
Speaker 1: the guys. Let's seriously questioned. What other tourism board countries failed.
Speaker 1: It didn't to be a better place to go than
Speaker 1: dressing shoes in the snow. They even reindeers. I like,
Speaker 1: do they have buildings where people can go inside them?
Speaker 1: Every every date is like yeah, I like snow, and
Speaker 1: I like I like the Northern Lights, and I liked
Speaker 1: where Raven faked her orgasm her hut. However, I agree
Speaker 1: with you paget. I don't feel like there's a nice lot.
Speaker 1: I want a better lodge and I want less of
Speaker 1: a bummer of a bar than the one that Raven
Speaker 1: went into where she had to play darts and there
Speaker 1: was no windows. It is the snow is refreshing. I'm wondering. Probably, probably,
Speaker 1: maybe there might be that European hole in the ground
Speaker 1: could be a European hole. Has you guys if you
Speaker 1: get to f y, I and a bet it goes
Speaker 1: to to loom. It's one of those you gotta throw
Speaker 1: your your your waist out in aisle. Oh, he thinks,
Speaker 1: So okay, here we go. We're in Lapland Raven she said,
Speaker 1: I will say this, Nick is really good at what
Speaker 1: he does, so I'm pretty satisfied today. And then the
Speaker 1: orgasm music with skipping, high fiving a dog, snow angels
Speaker 1: and the snowblower. She didn't have an orgasm here to
Speaker 1: tell you, there's no woman, so I think they shot
Speaker 1: that whole montage before before she had no idea what
Speaker 1: she was getting into. Because that's that was so great.
Speaker 1: It was one of my favorite moments of history. Is
Speaker 1: an orgasm like and then a rainbow like fence, and
Speaker 1: then did you see one of the shots was her
Speaker 1: in front of like a snowblower? That, yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 1: I hear she is from a small town and her
Speaker 1: family probably goes to church. How do you go to church?
Speaker 1: How do you go this Sunday? After the orgasm montage?
Speaker 1: First of all, Hi, Katie and Anna, I need to
Speaker 1: say hi to you guys. I got all excited about Nashville.
Speaker 1: We how are you re tired? We have to repeat
Speaker 1: Katie's text about that later in the program about women
Speaker 1: tell All. It's the funniest thing the women tell all. Wait,
Speaker 1: so you guys don't think she had an orgasm too
Speaker 1: much pressure? Do you think they did? I think that he.
Speaker 1: I think he humped all of them. Think maybe not?
Speaker 1: Rachel my naive. I think that's everyone does shag fest
Speaker 1: although we remember we heard what we heard that they
Speaker 1: all do it. They all do it. As a woman.
Speaker 1: I would like if i'm literally or like a man,
Speaker 1: I just feel like no offense, Rob, because you're a
Speaker 1: special man, because I feel like they'd fuck a treat right,
Speaker 1: But if it was I would want to know, you
Speaker 1: know how if I'm going to get literally say yes
Speaker 1: I'm shagging the dude or the lady or whatever like
Speaker 1: you have to. That's a huge part. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be the third one though. I don't want to
Speaker 1: know that. You know, my friends they tell anyone who's
Speaker 1: meeting up for fantasy sweet when, what time? Where? You
Speaker 1: don't know? You know, I think they're separated at that point,
Speaker 1: and I think there are days in between. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to know that, yeah, because that would
Speaker 1: be or you gotta go out to that lapland ice
Speaker 1: like into the snow. I guess I know that Rachel
Speaker 1: was last because the vibe I got, and maybe it's
Speaker 1: because I knew she was going to give vote because
Speaker 1: but the vibe I got was that he was just tired.
Speaker 1: He just seemed tired. Oh my god. And all the
Speaker 1: girls are the same coat and they just had different
Speaker 1: color pomp pomp has which was a very cute ad.
Speaker 1: I wanted one. I wanted one, but they had a
Speaker 1: red one, a white one in a black and I'll
Speaker 1: bet you anything if you freeze frame Towards the end
Speaker 1: of the show. Those hats were sponsored and the name
Speaker 1: of the company is on the credit. If anybody can
Speaker 1: find that for me, let me know where I can
Speaker 1: get that. Did anybody listen, Like, I'm excited for Rachel
Speaker 1: right for the Bachelorette, But that date was so boring
Speaker 1: and awkward and they had I feel like he was
Speaker 1: They did nothing. They just talked about how she didn't
Speaker 1: like to say I love you. They had the least actually,
Speaker 1: like if you don't know how to cross country skiing? Now,
Speaker 1: that was Vanessa. I wrote that down because I was like,
Speaker 1: how she's so smart and she said the phrase I've
Speaker 1: never heard of cross country skiing because they said, okay, Texas,
Speaker 1: but she literally said I don't I don't know. She
Speaker 1: never say I don't know what cross country skiing is.
Speaker 1: You could say I haven't done it, But how do
Speaker 1: you not know what it is? It was walked, but
Speaker 1: what is running? That day was so bored. It was
Speaker 1: cross country skiing in the Olympics. Yeah, so then you
Speaker 1: would have heard of it. Yeah, it's a really hard
Speaker 1: sport to do. It's like it's like and it's just
Speaker 1: if you have to fox someone that night, don't don't
Speaker 1: make them like ski and fall, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like trying to like like make him feel a little
Speaker 1: sexy I've cross country ski badly and you feel like
Speaker 1: a real dip ship. And if you know it's the
Speaker 1: bones on time, you're already a little anxious. Don't make
Speaker 1: me feel like a ding dong because I can't stand
Speaker 1: up on your stupid Lapland cross country. There's no way
Speaker 1: you can properly have sex after feeling like a dig
Speaker 1: dog all. I can't feel like a ding dong all
Speaker 1: day and then properly get at it in a yur
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be sparkly after. I feel like I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna get I'm not gonna be able to have a
Speaker 1: rainbow skipping, high fiving snow leopards. But I'm in Lapland.
Speaker 1: I I just like to get at it and then
Speaker 1: high five the locals and then skip around side Note
Speaker 1: we have not discussed it was mentioned we've not discussed.
Speaker 1: Nick stream came true He's on fucking Dancing with the Stars,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, which came out a couple of days
Speaker 1: after we found out Rachel was the bat Shorette. So
Speaker 1: it's just someone is not uh tightening up the ship.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of leaks from Bachelor everything. They just
Speaker 1: I feel like they just gave up, like and I
Speaker 1: will get to it. But they kept saying the most
Speaker 1: everybody wanted Rachel be the Best Room. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: we we didn't know she was cut. You're saying it
Speaker 1: like there was demand, like she got cut. Was saying
Speaker 1: it as though there had been some online polling. She
Speaker 1: was still on the show, asshole. Yeah two weeks, yes, yea,
Speaker 1: three weeks to America. No you didn't, like why would
Speaker 1: you cut her? She's beautiful and smart, like like we're
Speaker 1: watching going, what's the problem except for ABC wants to
Speaker 1: keep her for themselves. I do think though. At first
Speaker 1: I was so angry at Reality Steve whoever that is.
Speaker 1: And then I'm proud to say I have not gone
Speaker 1: on once. I haven't but one of the brogger who whatever,
Speaker 1: I know, but whatever text exchange, they're like, we were
Speaker 1: on and it said you guys said Rachel's the new Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: I saw, okay, so that a blogger had said it
Speaker 1: published it. Yeah, So I was really angry at those
Speaker 1: powers that be, But then I thought, no, the problem
Speaker 1: is ABC because they jammed them so together to make
Speaker 1: money that the overlap now is going to be It's
Speaker 1: it's in public when you're shooting in public, someone's gonna
Speaker 1: and it really I have to say this season, I
Speaker 1: thought it it ruined some of it. It really did.
Speaker 1: It was in the final three, like the last three weeks.
Speaker 1: Let's I don't feel like a waste of my time.
Speaker 1: Don't let me be invested in this and follow it
Speaker 1: almost competitively. Oh God, because we have decided who we
Speaker 1: could have been reading. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't have been,
Speaker 1: but I could have been. I don't obsessively obsessively following it,
Speaker 1: but look at what we're doing. You guys were breaking
Speaker 1: it down to the people. It did hurt the show
Speaker 1: in these last two weeks have been real ship shows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to write a letter, but in the meantime, orgasm. Okay,
Speaker 1: in the meantime, he also said this phrase, I might
Speaker 1: be white, but I'm still I couldn't even like why,
Speaker 1: Like when did he say that? He said, because she
Speaker 1: said she's like, there's not a lot of guys like you,
Speaker 1: And he said, I might be white, but I'm still
Speaker 1: a minority. I didn't know. Joke I rewound. I wrote
Speaker 1: it down in my notes that I forgot to bring today.
Speaker 1: But that is a quote how how could he like?
Speaker 1: What is he? Because he knows how he what he's
Speaker 1: saying is, yeah, I'm so great. I'm a minority. There's
Speaker 1: a few vials as there are black guys like what
Speaker 1: the fuck? Oh my god, oh my god, turtle neck
Speaker 1: game and dumb hat. Oh he does not look good
Speaker 1: in winterwear. Let's just he would have looked good at
Speaker 1: winterwear because the amount of fucking Fisherman sweaters he rocked
Speaker 1: during Kalyncy Ireland Ireland him he was was like clattering
Speaker 1: on and his direction and clattering. It was I think
Speaker 1: about that one the snow to check your ego at
Speaker 1: the door. What would your heart that when I threw
Speaker 1: myself off the bott and that was enforcing her to
Speaker 1: say like I love you? There said it really was
Speaker 1: I need to know what you how deeply you feel.
Speaker 1: Now's the point in the show where you say I
Speaker 1: love you and then we bone. That's what that was.
Speaker 1: You should have it always a skeleton key that they
Speaker 1: pull out like that going to They all have a
Speaker 1: skeleton while they were in basically igloes. They could have
Speaker 1: just like come done through the canvas. Any of the
Speaker 1: skeleton key canvas lock. There's no lock, that's all. And
Speaker 1: when she said I love you and make you said
Speaker 1: I love you in that moment. The next thing he
Speaker 1: did was pulled out the envelope all right there. She said,
Speaker 1: I'm falling, dropped the el bomb and it's before you.
Speaker 1: I love this leigh ride. And then they are and
Speaker 1: they call themselves nick to welcome and then and and
Speaker 1: Nar Sara Scala they were. That's where they were like,
Speaker 1: welcome to a Nar Sara Scala Finland, and then and
Speaker 1: then and then they said she said, or he said,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go She said, We're gonna go so much
Speaker 1: deeper than we've gone before. And then they had slurping
Speaker 1: sounds outside of their year. I was like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: called a fantasy suite. That was going to get real
Speaker 1: deep in much deeper. Yeah, then we've gone before that
Speaker 1: maybe laugh deep in. Oh there's a key skeletic canvas
Speaker 1: hurt everything. When did when did he go on the
Speaker 1: I just this was so disturbing to me. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back in time if I'm wrong,
Speaker 1: But when did he go on? Didn't he go on
Speaker 1: a reindeer rind with Vanessa? That no Rachel Rachel this
Speaker 1: late ride, noticed that the reindeers antlers all looked like
Speaker 1: they were peeling or bloody or affected. That's not what
Speaker 1: they'll shed their antlers like. They shed the skin and
Speaker 1: the fur on their antlers. I did notice. I was
Speaker 1: looking at it because I mean, I grew up and
Speaker 1: we had deer in our backyard, and we would notice
Speaker 1: like sometimes their antlers would like bubbly and like kind
Speaker 1: of start like shedding, and they looked bloody sometimes. And
Speaker 1: I asked someone once, I was like, is that normal?
Speaker 1: And they said, yeah, they're just like shedding skin on
Speaker 1: their antlers, like Katie. I secure. For a moment, I
Speaker 1: wanted you guys to know that I voted in my
Speaker 1: sticker fell off. I voted, but I had to change
Speaker 1: for we changed. Okay, but I'll talk about that later. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I my my sticker fell off. My overalls are where
Speaker 1: they were not. I just voted to get the sticker,
Speaker 1: and I was pissing off. Okay, Velvet. Would you would
Speaker 1: you look at the animal though, and say reindeer? Would
Speaker 1: you just say, like move? What is it? What would
Speaker 1: is much bigger? I just would. I never would have
Speaker 1: come up with raindeater it's reindeer um, so they have
Speaker 1: the skeleton key. So then he made her breakfast and
Speaker 1: she was in her penguin onesie pajamas, which were keyes.
Speaker 1: But somebody tweeted me a picture and they thought that
Speaker 1: they piss like penises. They did the penguins first. From
Speaker 1: once the camera got closer, you could see they were
Speaker 1: little penguins, but from far away they looked like penises.
Speaker 1: I gotta look at that. I gotta pull out my Dick.
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta get this ring. I gotta seal
Speaker 1: the deal. I got my best lap lap Like, did
Speaker 1: I mention how much I loved Dick? So since I
Speaker 1: had puberty, my nana passed down the family Dicke. That's
Speaker 1: for luring the sailors in her generation. Do you love
Speaker 1: me more than the onesie? She loved me more than
Speaker 1: the onesie. He made her that he's very proud of
Speaker 1: his cooking skills. He made her breakfast, and then Vanessa
Speaker 1: showed up in the egg and he ate, this is
Speaker 1: how it's gonna work. I cook for you and then
Speaker 1: I eat your food. You're a dick, yeah, he said that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I thought you need a lot of protein to
Speaker 1: go be on Dancing with the Stars and wax your chest.
Speaker 1: She gets ready for your next day, or you show
Speaker 1: up your dick and your black your blue bathing suits.
Speaker 1: So are we to believe that the the yur provided
Speaker 1: where the Lapland provided those suits? Those suits by the way, Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll get there. So Vanessa shows up another pom pom
Speaker 1: hat uh uh. They go into the ice bath and
Speaker 1: I just wrote nick dick, big dude, and she's in
Speaker 1: the fetal position. This is where I liked Vanessa most
Speaker 1: on this In this episode, she was gung ho, she
Speaker 1: was fun for a challenge, pushed him through, she had
Speaker 1: she was actually really charming. This was her most This
Speaker 1: was her most charming I thought all season except for
Speaker 1: when she was she was charming on the in the
Speaker 1: beginning before. Yeah, yeah, she's she's hard. I thought that
Speaker 1: she was. I thought she was very cool on this date.
Speaker 1: She looked great in a one piece bab She's so pretty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's she's really beautiful. I just like, I guess I
Speaker 1: just I really like her, right, I Mean there's liking
Speaker 1: and then there's dating, Like she seems a little bit
Speaker 1: too high. Mean, it's just I'm just saying for me
Speaker 1: that she has a personality and she's tough, but it's
Speaker 1: like she's a drama quean. But do you go on
Speaker 1: the show when your whole life is in Montreal? Every
Speaker 1: moment she's talking about her life in Montreal knowing? Why
Speaker 1: did she know it was Nick? I don't know, Like,
Speaker 1: do you know they said that? They didn't, They don't.
Speaker 1: They don't really know until we know. Okay, So like
Speaker 1: I guess, I keep saying, like I keep thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Why would you go on the show no knowing that
Speaker 1: there's a huge chance, I think, talk to me, Pat.
Speaker 1: I don't think she had any intention of marrying anyone
Speaker 1: on this show. I also think she knew she was
Speaker 1: beautiful enough to go for a very long time and
Speaker 1: go to all the fabulous countries like Lapland. I think
Speaker 1: she's going to return to Montreal. Beminy did look cool though,
Speaker 1: and she's going to return home to Montreal and be
Speaker 1: a superstar in Montreal. We missed you so much, Pagett,
Speaker 1: We missed you. I love hearing this keep going. I
Speaker 1: don't think Vanessa had the intention of She is like
Speaker 1: a great a trophy wife. She gets to keep teaching kids,
Speaker 1: like she's going to be a fabulous she'll marry some
Speaker 1: Montreal politician or super lawyer or you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She is her, this is her demo, real for Montreal,
Speaker 1: the professor of bachelor. You're so I think that's what
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, but what if he proposes to her
Speaker 1: and she says yes, then I'm wrong because it won't work.
Speaker 1: They'll have one breakfast and it'll be fucking over her food.
Speaker 1: She'll be like you, like, I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hang out with anybody's family every Sunday.
Speaker 1: I don't care who your family is. And if you're
Speaker 1: that into it, ah, he was not into it, and
Speaker 1: he's clearly not into I would Montreal. I would win
Speaker 1: if you're telling me, I gotta go eat dinner with
Speaker 1: twenty four people. And the Shetland Pony discused as a brother,
Speaker 1: cute little baby boy, the little hobbit, little hobbit hobbit.
Speaker 1: But I felt that her mom, Her mom was tough,
Speaker 1: Like it just doesn't seem like a fun group, you know,
Speaker 1: like no, no, they really did. It was like and
Speaker 1: then the dad is like all fun. Anybody somebody want
Speaker 1: you to come to my family. Someone's gonna die at
Speaker 1: that brunch, and it's going to be the hobbit that
Speaker 1: does it. You think it's going to be the dad.
Speaker 1: You're gonnabbit, Like, yeah, I'm at back level, but he's
Speaker 1: gonna bust sister, his sister, the poor man's leon. Oh truly, truly,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want. I wouldn't subject my family
Speaker 1: to anybody every Sunday. I'm not saying I do not
Speaker 1: feel like, what do you mean? We are traditional? I
Speaker 1: am so yeah. I love my family. I will not compromise.
Speaker 1: But she said to him, but relationships are I'll compromise.
Speaker 1: But you just said you won't compromise. But he has
Speaker 1: to compromise. Well, I don't have to compromises. I would
Speaker 1: not compromise my core value your neck. I lovely Asian,
Speaker 1: which I love, and just just a little Asian. And she,
Speaker 1: of anybody, really doesn't have an action. She art is
Speaker 1: nailing it when she's around French people. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's like when you do it when Mississippi to Messissippi
Speaker 1: three Mississippi. That was my favorite part. I will not
Speaker 1: be number. I do not want to be picked because
Speaker 1: you love me just a little bit more than someone else,
Speaker 1: which I do have to say, she's right, thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's right, But she's what is she's too high maintenance?
Speaker 1: The Bachelor? Yeah, that's why. Why do you say to
Speaker 1: my family is really show? Why do you see my
Speaker 1: family is really traditional? In what way? Just a freezing
Speaker 1: and her eyes were blazing. She immediately got very like
Speaker 1: when you first start therapy and your therapist says something
Speaker 1: about your mom and you're so fucked up. You're like,
Speaker 1: you don't talk about you don't climb. That's not my parents.
Speaker 1: Do your job. That's my cousin. That's my cousin. Only
Speaker 1: I can talk about my cousin. The love on her
Speaker 1: face and just a peeback and what you're saying, badget
Speaker 1: This is the Bachelor. So like she's got that look
Speaker 1: and you're like, well, what were you expecting? Think I
Speaker 1: got the snatchural? Is that gross? The snatchler is that gross?
Speaker 1: That's her nick Mile twenty eight people around the kitchen
Speaker 1: table on Sundays with meat balls. We also speak French.
Speaker 1: It's the Italian's a poor value. I don't know why
Speaker 1: you're so angry. Sunday launch every Sunday. It's really fun.
Speaker 1: We all have fun. Shelling pony will fucking cut you,
Speaker 1: she will, he will drop you. Somebody who wants somebody
Speaker 1: who knows how to make shirts make two shirts size smaller, medium, medium, small,
Speaker 1: unisex of all. That's a shelling pony, Shelly. It's the
Speaker 1: heat in the studio. It's making me crazy. That's so.
Speaker 1: Then they are going to a t P. Theyre going
Speaker 1: to the fucking TP and she starts talking about core
Speaker 1: values again. I wanted to kill myself. I wanted to
Speaker 1: kill my sore fuck off value. And then what when's
Speaker 1: the last time remember to use this sentence with Corva.
Speaker 1: I literally don't even know what she's talking about. Want
Speaker 1: to put it around to pull my finger? What like?
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking? What's up there with
Speaker 1: emotional intelligence? Truly? I don't know this year the fact
Speaker 1: that I've ever paired off with anyone? And does a
Speaker 1: weird be like It's like how I started dating a woman.
Speaker 1: I was interested. She used the word boundaries three times
Speaker 1: and I just bailed. Get out the core values? Wait
Speaker 1: can we do them? When she asked him if you
Speaker 1: moved to all, and He's like I like, proud to
Speaker 1: be in American, proud American in your present an American
Speaker 1: because at least, like I know, like I'm free. I
Speaker 1: think it's at least at least freak. Oh yeah, a
Speaker 1: little bit of a It was like he wanted to say,
Speaker 1: I don't want to live in Montreal and I hate
Speaker 1: your fucking family, but he went with I'm proud to
Speaker 1: be in American. Oh my god. It was really I
Speaker 1: feel like he was smart on his feet. That was
Speaker 1: he was. He was smart. He was like, I gotta
Speaker 1: gets like, I'm proud to be a Canadian. How you
Speaker 1: say I'm not? So? Are you think I'm not proud
Speaker 1: to be about brio? And then he's like, I know
Speaker 1: you are. I'm not saying you're not. But I like
Speaker 1: your wax chest and you're tightly stuffed little boys who
Speaker 1: are blue pants? Katie, you were excited to see his
Speaker 1: dick in the pants. What did you think it was?
Speaker 1: It was? It was pretty great. I did love those
Speaker 1: uh little speed us. Yeah, his abs looks good. Like
Speaker 1: even when he sat down, I noticed that. Did you
Speaker 1: hate yourself? You hated yourself a little bit because you
Speaker 1: were like, I would like have two chardonnays and get
Speaker 1: at it. Yeah, he might him. You know what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he looked good and those at well, then I'm your guy.
Speaker 1: He looks like he doesn't look like he because I
Speaker 1: don't like I don't like a lot of muscle. I
Speaker 1: like the type of muscle. It looks like a guy
Speaker 1: just kind of naturally got it. And he actually looks
Speaker 1: like that to me, like he looked he did look
Speaker 1: at that or something. He already know he doesn't because
Speaker 1: he's soft. He was really waxed. There was not I
Speaker 1: did not like that. I don't like that. But he's
Speaker 1: too good. Wow, I did, I did not notice. I
Speaker 1: didn't notice. I did, I did, I did. Well, there's
Speaker 1: four in every group. I do remember at some point
Speaker 1: my host saying, well, the cold isn't helping him out right, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing it was. It looked like he had a
Speaker 1: big at first. Yeah, so it did shrink up probably,
Speaker 1: I mean he was an ice bath. No, it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, like a right to the deck. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: looked at his dick right away, but afterward, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If I did not shut the ponies will kill you. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we're at the Rose ceremony and Rachel. They're
Speaker 1: all dressed up. Rachel at her very pretty neckline and
Speaker 1: her dress. Yes, that was a nice dress. I liked
Speaker 1: n look like a raven that cut out with the
Speaker 1: cleavage and they has a little more Titia Adams, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the necklace on Rachel part of the dress.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a necklace and then I then
Speaker 1: I saw that I was attached on the back. I
Speaker 1: realized it was all part of the dress. Very exciting dress,
Speaker 1: and we all knew it was gonna happen. Way he
Speaker 1: cut her and somebody tweeted me like, did he try
Speaker 1: to get her to be a side piece? He said selfishly,
Speaker 1: I hope one day this won't be a goodbye forever.
Speaker 1: Like what, I don't know what that means. You're like
Speaker 1: trying to save it up just in case things didn't
Speaker 1: work out for the like I think I think ABC
Speaker 1: tagged her a long time ago. You think they were
Speaker 1: setting him up too. If it doesn't work out, then
Speaker 1: he can come back on her season. That's amazing. Spars
Speaker 1: Keaty just woke up. Every Katie just sat straight up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, that's so good. That
Speaker 1: would what else that would be Oh my god, you're right.
Speaker 1: Can they trot that's tired out again? Can down crassled
Speaker 1: Donkey onto the fifth series? I'm sorry, I'm so over him.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, they do try him out. He owes a
Speaker 1: huge amends to live the doula. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like you had your chance. Listen, like you had your
Speaker 1: chance five times on television. My man cannot Dusty, Dusty don't.
Speaker 1: That's gotta family will kill him. His mom is like,
Speaker 1: really looks like a kid context in my eyes for
Speaker 1: dad is stoned. Yeah, yeah, but his mom looked like
Speaker 1: she was full on having a nervous pen. It's like
Speaker 1: a nose pierce and new haircut. The shaking body and
Speaker 1: the shard is a cry for help. It is for help. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean there's like twelve of them, his daughters like
Speaker 1: six eight and she's five. He's been on teeth since
Speaker 1: the eighties, trying to find love. That families shoots you.
Speaker 1: It's really down the toilet. She's she's a total linebacker
Speaker 1: by the way side, not truly. If they had to
Speaker 1: do it at home, I wanted to say throwing stones
Speaker 1: and glass houses. If we had to do an at
Speaker 1: home visit with the like extended marine clan. People would
Speaker 1: be like, what the ship was getting the door? Although
Speaker 1: Mitten's Marine is a real head. My mom's Newton Cat
Speaker 1: and Mittens what a hat? It's got opposable thlumbs? All right?
Speaker 1: So then so then women tell all we're at Women
Speaker 1: tell all the amount of Make America Krannigan T shirt
Speaker 1: that was offensive and the one dude wearing the red hat,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And there was like there was like
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of gingers in the audience, and I
Speaker 1: was like, what there's a lot of weird looking gingers
Speaker 1: that were like Karan fans. So wait, just go over
Speaker 1: just the real quick, the just the feeling of complete
Speaker 1: punching the gut that it was just an hour long
Speaker 1: a second week in a row. I felt like, what
Speaker 1: the ship like one hour? And I got to watch
Speaker 1: two hours of this. It was the worst. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was just it was real. Yeah, it was a real bummer.
Speaker 1: I did wait when place when they all lined up
Speaker 1: for the roses, uh, the place was called Aurora manner.
Speaker 1: That made me laugh out left. I was like, that's
Speaker 1: that's like a drag name. Maybe you laugh so hard,
Speaker 1: please step into my jer like, you can't even get
Speaker 1: Aurora manner. Manner. Shut the please step in and get
Speaker 1: a rose. I'm so glad. Can you imagine getting boned
Speaker 1: in the Aurora manner? What manner is this? You're certainly
Speaker 1: not doing snow angels and high fives and skipping after
Speaker 1: the Aurora man bones. First orgasm happened in the their
Speaker 1: skeleton cake. Okay, so then you need to look at yourself.
Speaker 1: It used you guys so much. You're the only people
Speaker 1: that mean anything to make. Then they crashed parties and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, nobody knows we're coming. Like every money
Speaker 1: people just get together with four people with fucking balloons
Speaker 1: and cupcakes. I feel like that was I feel like
Speaker 1: the producers pre produced that room. But then the first
Speaker 1: one where it was like a lot of ladies and
Speaker 1: they had the Nick posters and they had the Nick
Speaker 1: balloons and they had everything and recognize the dad, didn't
Speaker 1: you look like an actor or somebody like a commercial actor?
Speaker 1: The Backstreet Boy the first one before clearly produced. I
Speaker 1: was just of course they were producing. You don't watch
Speaker 1: the fifty People, you don't watch in like an empty
Speaker 1: TV studio. That was, Oh I do I feel like
Speaker 1: maybe the sorority was real, not with a hundred people,
Speaker 1: though not all of them were wearing makeup and we're
Speaker 1: just in there, Jammie. There was a little like, if
Speaker 1: you know you're gonna be on TV, you dress up
Speaker 1: and you do your hair and makeup. And I remember
Speaker 1: the girl Dana hit on Tinkle. She they there was
Speaker 1: a girl who had been at one of the parties,
Speaker 1: and that you were set up. You know you're going
Speaker 1: to be on one of the parties, you know. You know,
Speaker 1: the producers reach out, they look on Facebook or whatever,
Speaker 1: they find parties. We need to have a party. That's
Speaker 1: what I thought. I'm like, why why are we not
Speaker 1: having parties? Maybe it's because we trash off their show.
Speaker 1: Chris there because make fun of their show for two hours.
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison, We're gonna have parties. Every fucking we can
Speaker 1: come to our party. God, you're absolutely water. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: What Katie loves her at Katie Loves Dick and Dick
Speaker 1: Tracker at meltdown dot com. What if they started um surprising?
Speaker 1: They started surprising like podcasts. I got the new iteration
Speaker 1: and we'll be walking in like how much how much
Speaker 1: we hate their neck to like he's the fucking worst.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't try your dusty dunkey. We
Speaker 1: would be such horrors immediately, Like he's such such last
Speaker 1: totally Okay, so the story girls a bit out of control.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was crazy. So it's so embarrassing and they're
Speaker 1: the same age. Is half the girls that he's fucking
Speaker 1: trying to like get at on the show and here daughter,
Speaker 1: that's like her first instinct is to like scream and
Speaker 1: like run and jump. I did like that he got
Speaker 1: like literally tackled tax just Google. I was so not Again,
Speaker 1: as I said earlier, I feel so much more excited
Speaker 1: to go to Nashville with you people than I ever
Speaker 1: keep people. But like like I feel like this would
Speaker 1: be so spart to me then, like that college inclusion
Speaker 1: that I didn't feel that in college. I feel like
Speaker 1: that now. Like if he came now, if he came
Speaker 1: to our Nashville podcast, I'd feel like that now, But
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like that him. If he came to
Speaker 1: that May seventh, I would full on like get pile
Speaker 1: drive him May seventh. The other day. Other thing, the
Speaker 1: pile driver, it is, yeah, it is. It's a wrestling moves.
Speaker 1: It's a move where I would literally like it ends well,
Speaker 1: I might actually like break my neck. So Karn Karin
Speaker 1: trying to open the champagne with the plate of cucumber
Speaker 1: slices was my highlights. She's grown on me. Although I
Speaker 1: really watching she and Taylor, I have a fox like
Speaker 1: are the fighting over the napping, Taylor seemed a little
Speaker 1: off in a way that I had not previously noticed.
Speaker 1: Break it down for us that like yeth teeth like
Speaker 1: and then also her defensive healthcare workers. I don't know
Speaker 1: where she was, you know, saying she'd been attacked. I
Speaker 1: can't what happened. Professionally, Yeah, I feel like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she was saying because of you, I have because of you, Karin,
Speaker 1: and the things that you said monster, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: who would go to you because you were fucking crazy,
Speaker 1: because you were so obsessed with trying to make this
Speaker 1: who literally was like I don't care what you think
Speaker 1: and you wouldn't drop it as and you did again
Speaker 1: last night on paper You're like, oh, Taylor, it's like
Speaker 1: master John whatever, blah blah blah. But since she was
Speaker 1: the moment, I mean, she was the woman that came
Speaker 1: out the limit and was like, everyone thinks you're a
Speaker 1: bag of trash from She's just like a pretty kind
Speaker 1: of quiet right below the radar. Craig Cray side note,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a time off for a second, Anna,
Speaker 1: I texted you last night because everyone was so sweet
Speaker 1: this year, and they sent us in their picks and
Speaker 1: their top Craig Cray and and there do we have
Speaker 1: any standings of where By the way, Josephine wasn't Craig crazy?
Speaker 1: I felt like until last night there was no Craig
Speaker 1: Craig Karina is sort of the Craig craz or Taylor Taylor.
Speaker 1: When the episodes were over, she had those Craig Cray moments, remember,
Speaker 1: like those the singing just maybe she just didn't do
Speaker 1: enough the lipstick was Anna, do we have anybody that
Speaker 1: picked Raven to be like? Because for their top picks
Speaker 1: we did the sort of draft picks at the beginning
Speaker 1: of the season. I'm i gotta pull it up. I
Speaker 1: lost my but did somebody actually we can come back
Speaker 1: to come back to well, we'll come back to you.
Speaker 1: I think I picked Astrid and Whitney because they were
Speaker 1: the most like I thought they were like his idea.
Speaker 1: I picked I picked quickly because it's a brunette. And
Speaker 1: then when he get it, I picked Vanessa and Danielle.
Speaker 1: I thought Danielle was going to go far, but I
Speaker 1: did think Vanessa was in the last few months. I
Speaker 1: think she's gonna win. I do think she's gonna be
Speaker 1: on Team Raven. I don't know. Okay, So when uh,
Speaker 1: when Karin was up on the hot seat and she said, um,
Speaker 1: he said anything that you regret for this season, She's like,
Speaker 1: probably came up more promiscuous than I meant to be.
Speaker 1: And I'm wondering, really, did you not know that whip
Speaker 1: cream on your boob? Yeah, and had him lick it off,
Speaker 1: and you had our one? Yeah, and that was our
Speaker 1: one like on the driveway by the way. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You you you you stripped
Speaker 1: down and put on just like a like a flasher's
Speaker 1: jacket and went into his room and like demanded sec Yeah.
Speaker 1: But it was a little you're right. And when she
Speaker 1: said she had the panic attack, she was smiling with
Speaker 1: the rose. But it was also I think it was
Speaker 1: because she tried to funk him and he would only
Speaker 1: make out with her. She was upset that night. She
Speaker 1: started freaking out about that. She had a panic attack.
Speaker 1: But then they had that that She's like, honestly, I
Speaker 1: just don't know. I don't know. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. But she's lovely. She's definitely going to Bachelor
Speaker 1: and Paradise. Oh god is her job now. She's not
Speaker 1: going to go back to her multimillion dollars. She's going in.
Speaker 1: I think Alexis, who I love the dolphin, might go.
Speaker 1: I think she might go. She's going and got a
Speaker 1: glass of champagne and came back out. I was like,
Speaker 1: that was fine. They're going to send Taylor and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be so bored Taylor one last night one the
Speaker 1: whole time. Yeah. Yeah. Even the girls liked Crin more
Speaker 1: by the end. So then Liz Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz Liz.
Speaker 1: He had a feminist thing at the end. I don't know, guys,
Speaker 1: what did you what did you think of Liz? Well,
Speaker 1: when she's not building orphanages, she's stripping her hair. I
Speaker 1: don't that's someone who can't be a blonde. I know
Speaker 1: I can't be a blonde. I can't be the auburn
Speaker 1: haired one that somebody tried to make me be recently,
Speaker 1: but I can't get rid of my gray no matter
Speaker 1: what I do. Is that true? I got a person
Speaker 1: as sending to yeah, ten am, this one's getting bred. Okay,
Speaker 1: um yeah, the ladies lover, the lady's lover. There was
Speaker 1: a lot of Liz support. I felt like maybe she'd
Speaker 1: been like she shamed or something online. Is that what happened?
Speaker 1: I felt like she was like something like a part
Speaker 1: part good Egg. Yes, I think she means well, but
Speaker 1: I I I felt a lot of back pedaling though
Speaker 1: I feel like making a back that world's worst tattoo.
Speaker 1: You cannot, ladies, if you're out there. Two things. Number one,
Speaker 1: don't get lip injections. I know it's popular right now,
Speaker 1: don't do it. Don't do it because it's not. I
Speaker 1: know it's the thing. I know it's the thing to boom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just don't. Just don't get lip injections. Number don't. Don't
Speaker 1: get a huge circle tattoo the size of a basketball,
Speaker 1: right size and shape. Yeah, just with what is in there,
Speaker 1: a little Sanskrit drawing. It's just like, what is it?
Speaker 1: It's burning? It remained calm right back. Can't see if
Speaker 1: someone get behind me. Oh my god. And then she
Speaker 1: has four small sonograms in there. So then they thought
Speaker 1: about napping, which was so boring. I was gonna so
Speaker 1: then and then the racist local news kept saying. They
Speaker 1: kept saying, the first black back Bachelor. It's like, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: like we get it, we get like they couldn't like
Speaker 1: like every ad rather than like Rachel's the new Bachelor,
Speaker 1: A it's like the black Bachelorette. Like but it was
Speaker 1: almost like she's beautiful, she's intelligent, and she's black. It
Speaker 1: was so jarring. It wasn't you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: what all three it just was subscribed. Now to ABC,
Speaker 1: there's a black woman, all like, that's the thing. I
Speaker 1: feel like they've been so like they cannot play it
Speaker 1: cool about how excited they are. They feel so revolutionary
Speaker 1: because well, they lost that lawsuit. What was the laws
Speaker 1: There was a lawsuit against the ABC and the like
Speaker 1: for like a whitewashing basically of the Bachelor, and they lost,
Speaker 1: and the and the people that sued lost, the people
Speaker 1: who ABCBC did not. And then another ten years che
Speaker 1: it was like two black guys sued saying they felt
Speaker 1: they didn't get a fair shot. I can't remember. This
Speaker 1: was a couple of years ago. I felt like they
Speaker 1: didn't get a fair shot and that the system was
Speaker 1: rigged and that that was race whatever, you know, but
Speaker 1: they didn't win. I'm gonna sue for a lack of homosexuals.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sue because the lesbian Dating Show would be
Speaker 1: the greatest ever, and I know they haven't. No, they've
Speaker 1: only done once. Okay, all right, I want to easy
Speaker 1: joke would be over in a night. That's just the
Speaker 1: easy let's just talk about I kept say I'm really
Speaker 1: excited about Rachel, but they kept saying it like you've
Speaker 1: been asking. It's like, Okay, we didn't know she was
Speaker 1: gonna get cut. Why would he ever cut her? There's
Speaker 1: no reason he would ever cut her. Rachel. I think,
Speaker 1: I honestly think they have absolutely no chemistry whatsoever. I
Speaker 1: just I feel like she's I honestly like I like
Speaker 1: everything about her, but it's not like she's got like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, the whole thing. The last couple of
Speaker 1: episodes just felt like it was she was kind of boring.
Speaker 1: It was just kind of like I or with them.
Speaker 1: I think she might have been bored of him. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say there's something there was like a real
Speaker 1: miss like disconnect. Okay, I adquire and so I felt
Speaker 1: like we weren't getting the best of Rachel because they
Speaker 1: weren't working, and so she just kind of came. She
Speaker 1: just the last couple episodes were just like kind of
Speaker 1: slow moving for her and I can't it doesn't come
Speaker 1: out easy. And yeah, but there's a little more chemistry
Speaker 1: thing between them, or maybe just met chemistry. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: have the cheel like the most chemistry. Oh, you think
Speaker 1: it's Vanessa. I think Raven he has the best. I
Speaker 1: think he relaxes and he's truly like he wants to
Speaker 1: fuck Vanessa. He wants, but he doesn't want to. I
Speaker 1: hope he picks right, you think. I really hope he
Speaker 1: picks right. But I don't feel like he's going to,
Speaker 1: but I hope he does. I think he would think
Speaker 1: that she's not hot enough for him, and I think
Speaker 1: that's his flaw because I think she's beautiful, but she's
Speaker 1: not his type, except he keeps laying her down in
Speaker 1: a swamp and laying her down on the ice. He
Speaker 1: lays her down, which is that says a lot. You
Speaker 1: want a guy that's gonna be like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: lay that mentioned. Do you want to inspire that? I
Speaker 1: don't care what there in the beginning of a relationship,
Speaker 1: when you're really into the guy, you're like, we gonna
Speaker 1: ask Luke. You loved Luke hot, You loved Luke in
Speaker 1: the Hot Talk. I think Luca is spectacular. I thought
Speaker 1: he's going to be the Bachelor? Are you going to
Speaker 1: ask him? I don't know what I'm gonna ask Lucas,
Speaker 1: And you're freaking me out. You're getting be scared. The
Speaker 1: reason I brought it up was the laying down and
Speaker 1: I felt like you. I feel like you and Luke
Speaker 1: had a lot of chemistry through the TV during this. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was during the episode where he went on and
Speaker 1: with with the woodpowered hot. Yes, I thought that was
Speaker 1: not had a lot of chemistry with Luke. You didn't
Speaker 1: know it yet, but you wouldn't look at a lot
Speaker 1: of hot chemistry. Yes, my husband's coming right well that
Speaker 1: I have a lot of chemistry. He doesn't know it.
Speaker 1: But I am curious about Luke because Luke did publicly
Speaker 1: say last week that his bags were packed, he was
Speaker 1: ready to be the bachelor, and it was a surprise
Speaker 1: to him. I guess they had been priming him to
Speaker 1: do it, and he said yes, And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, he said, they told me it was I know,
Speaker 1: look at the beautiful the Texas, the family, he said,
Speaker 1: the military that counter the heart shape roses in that
Speaker 1: in the field. After the red I was like, all
Speaker 1: I was like, lou Luke will be good. And then
Speaker 1: when they mentioned Nick, I was like, oh, Nick is
Speaker 1: going to be so much better than Luke. And now
Speaker 1: I'm like, but it's because Luke seems so genuine and
Speaker 1: quiet and thoughtful and aware, and that's not the franchise.
Speaker 1: That's not get Luke on next time. Let's start campaigning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll do it. Oh yeah, Katie. We don't want to
Speaker 1: see Luke in Paradise. I want to see Luke of
Speaker 1: his own. Oh god, I hope Luke doesn't. I did
Speaker 1: enjoy As long as he's not in the room that
Speaker 1: smells like poo poo, he might enjoy it. I think
Speaker 1: I should go up to Luke a couple of focktails
Speaker 1: in and be like, there are a lot of plumbing
Speaker 1: issues with hotels and we had to throw our toilet
Speaker 1: paper out in the waste paper basket. Okay, do I
Speaker 1: watching Raven feeding karrene cheese cute? Oh my god? Can
Speaker 1: you get more in there? Can you get in three more?
Speaker 1: I thought, if she conna killes? How bad do you do?
Speaker 1: You want the road? You wanted? Three more cheesechers? Can
Speaker 1: I can you get in anymore? Can I get him more?
Speaker 1: Three cheese keeps? I did not orgasm last night, but
Speaker 1: I will fill three more cheese keeps in about a
Speaker 1: long carry. Can we get a carrot in there? I want?
Speaker 1: I want three times that that much bloopers. I need
Speaker 1: more unless women on the women tell all. It's always
Speaker 1: embarrassing when you get that woman first of all the
Speaker 1: kebab who slob co woman look at slabs and I
Speaker 1: look at her makeup, and I think that's me. If
Speaker 1: I if I lived in like tall suck, cause I'm
Speaker 1: always did the eighties drawn to a bright lip at
Speaker 1: me gonna ry, Like if I worked at a Kiosk
Speaker 1: in the mall and I was like, can I help
Speaker 1: you with your cell phone cover? I like today I
Speaker 1: have on a bright pink lip. But then I know,
Speaker 1: don't go heavy with the eye. You know it's one
Speaker 1: or the other. You can't do both. But I feel
Speaker 1: like I looked at her and I had empathy for
Speaker 1: her because I felt like, who was she? I don't
Speaker 1: remember her and I've been dead for forty years. She
Speaker 1: did God. I literally was like, I have no memory.
Speaker 1: Person is? And then she said slab kebab and we
Speaker 1: all were texting. I was like, that has to be
Speaker 1: used forever. If you worked at a Kioskat mall? What
Speaker 1: kiosk would you work that Kioskar Kioskar something that something
Speaker 1: like a like a read like a reader where makes
Speaker 1: the print big so I can people? What would you
Speaker 1: work at? The additional hair? Additional hair you would have
Speaker 1: like a cute like you could get like a cute
Speaker 1: ponytail that you add on like a really long one,
Speaker 1: like something from Star Trek. Yeah yeah that's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like like like the Madonna tour out of that. What
Speaker 1: would you sell? Baseball hats that's good from all different
Speaker 1: teams all over and this, oh that looks good on you.
Speaker 1: If I was a millennial, I would sell the I
Speaker 1: would sell those like when you when they put the
Speaker 1: greenery in the glass jars, what is that called like
Speaker 1: a topiary? Yeah? They sell to that the system. If
Speaker 1: I was a millennial, I'd sell topiaries as is. I'd
Speaker 1: sell the jeweled but jeweled cell phone. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take back the readers and do tasers you can't,
Speaker 1: or jeweled sunglasses. The worst is the guy doing the helicopter,
Speaker 1: flying the helicopter at you over here. Look, that's I
Speaker 1: don't want that rome. The guys that every outside every restaurant,
Speaker 1: they're like throwing those things in the air. Those things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't take anything. Before I get to the emails
Speaker 1: and the tweets were talking about they're like a lot
Speaker 1: of unforgetable things. This year there was Karin, and there
Speaker 1: was this, and there was the Swamp and there's this.
Speaker 1: So now we bring you Unforgettable, a film coming from
Speaker 1: Universal Studios. Oh my god. They have so much money
Speaker 1: pre given to them. They've already gotten the endorsements for everything,
Speaker 1: the cars, the hotels, the tourism boards, give the money
Speaker 1: to be in Biminy. They pre sell everything. It is
Speaker 1: a money machine and it's brilliant. I wish I thought
Speaker 1: of it. And they pay the actors nothing because there's
Speaker 1: because it's a game show contestant. They only pay for love. Also,
Speaker 1: after this, we're gonna own Montreal. Oh my god, they're
Speaker 1: gonna give us Montreal la Can we go to Laplin?
Speaker 1: I'd love to pay with you like feminine? Al Right, guys,
Speaker 1: who are we rooting for? Who do you think it's? Who?
Speaker 1: Do you? Who are you rooting for? Who do you
Speaker 1: think is gonna win? Rob? You're rooting for Vanessa? Vanessa?
Speaker 1: But I think Raven's gonna win. Wow, Paget, I want
Speaker 1: better for Raven. So you think I want for Vanessa
Speaker 1: to get what she wants and that's in Canada? So
Speaker 1: you want neither of them? I think it's going to
Speaker 1: be a zero, all right, Katie? And who do you
Speaker 1: think it's going to win? I think Raven Raven? Yes,
Speaker 1: I think I think it's gonna get sick of Vanessa. Anna.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be Vanessa for now? And who
Speaker 1: do you want to? All right? And Aaron? Um, well,
Speaker 1: I want I want Raven, but I'm cheering for nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm cheering for zero. So Nick can just go alone
Speaker 1: in a helicopter and like, maybe the helicopter can hit fun.
Speaker 1: Would you rather have him not proposed or have a
Speaker 1: girl reject him? Uh, they are going to say yes.
Speaker 1: I I think it would be fitting for Nick. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's gonna happen, but fitting for Nick if
Speaker 1: he has a complete and utter fucking breakdown and goes
Speaker 1: over two and then just immerges himself in that cold
Speaker 1: pool and he goes dancing with the stars and then
Speaker 1: what's your choice? I pick Raven. I think Vanessa's gonna win, hm,
Speaker 1: opposite of me. How great would it be though? If
Speaker 1: he asked one of them and they said no, So
Speaker 1: he tells one he can't marry her, and then the
Speaker 1: next one he proposes to and she says no, And
Speaker 1: I think Vanessa though, I think when he said to
Speaker 1: Vanessa this is the only reason why I think maybe Raven.
Speaker 1: But if I was betting gun to head, I'm gonna put.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put. But Laplin, pony shift your kid nay.
Speaker 1: But he remember when she when Vanessa was like, uh,
Speaker 1: like you have to know, like you know so far,
Speaker 1: like I don't know. She was definitely like, don't propose
Speaker 1: to me unless it's like, you know more than anyone
Speaker 1: in the entire world. And he was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. I would do that I just
Speaker 1: don't think. I think he can almost get away with
Speaker 1: an engagement to Raven more than an engagement to Vanessa.
Speaker 1: Well you know what I'm thinking, You guys, didn't Raven
Speaker 1: have the romper store? Okay? Now I actually want her
Speaker 1: to say yeah, and I want them to move here
Speaker 1: and he'll be on Dancing with the Stars and her
Speaker 1: rampers shall open up a boutique on Melrose by a
Speaker 1: romper I would buy a Raven romper is really long,
Speaker 1: so I'll have to get ad to go a couple
Speaker 1: of sizes up. I am recently single and I want
Speaker 1: to put lauderie on top of my outer wear. So
Speaker 1: I agree with all of this. What are you going
Speaker 1: to wear to our podcast? We should wear rompers, you guys.
Speaker 1: You guys talking about it really makes me sad. Keep
Speaker 1: if you're not going to be out of the country
Speaker 1: in Australia. I'm so so overrated. Everyone speaks so poorly
Speaker 1: about Yeah. I um anna, where are we with our picks?
Speaker 1: Um this? Leah Butler called all three what number one? Vanessa,
Speaker 1: number two, Raven, number three, Rachel. She dated it as
Speaker 1: January five. We have a winner. Her name is Leah Butler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she dated January. Leah Boler, you are amazing. Do you
Speaker 1: work at abcas of Bachelor Pig? Wow? Wow, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give her fifty bucks and tell I want to know
Speaker 1: where she's from. Where did we've get anyone who said
Speaker 1: that they figured out Karen from the very beginning with
Speaker 1: the Craig. Oh that's interesting. Okay, we'll go back in. Okay, back,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read a couple of emails. First of all,
Speaker 1: thank thanks to everyone we got. People been liking us
Speaker 1: on iTunes, which really helps. We've been getting nice stars
Speaker 1: and some good reviews on there, which really we appreciate.
Speaker 1: So people can find us, um for your other dingun
Speaker 1: friends out there that might be interested in this, this
Speaker 1: very important lord's work that we do. UM, so I
Speaker 1: wanted to we have please reach out to us. Our
Speaker 1: email is Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. I will
Speaker 1: read two emails right now. Allison rest Cod said, Hi,
Speaker 1: will you accept this Rose Crew? Okay? So first off,
Speaker 1: you guys are amazing and I don't feel like I've
Speaker 1: seen an entire Bachelor episode unless I've listened to your
Speaker 1: episode to go along with it, and it always cheers
Speaker 1: me up after bummer days. One of my friends and
Speaker 1: I went into Jersey Con this past November and got
Speaker 1: a photo up with Rob and we couldn't resist making
Speaker 1: it Bachelor themed and it's attached. We wanted to thank
Speaker 1: him for laughing with us and being so excited, and
Speaker 1: Arden Aaron, Katie, Paget Nana for inspiring this up in
Speaker 1: the first place, keeping eagles in the world full of pigeons.
Speaker 1: Will you put that on our Facebook photo? A cute photo?
Speaker 1: And then we have one more and uh, I can
Speaker 1: tell you people have missed you, Paget, We've missed you.
Speaker 1: Um here it really does. We got one more email.
Speaker 1: This is from We get a bunch of emails by
Speaker 1: then one more we're gonna read. This is from Jen
Speaker 1: NaSTA Arden and the gang will except this Rose Arden
Speaker 1: is my spirit animal. Another Monday night, another bottle of
Speaker 1: wine down. Your podcast is truly the highlight of my week.
Speaker 1: You have no idea. I've been listening for the last
Speaker 1: year and I've decided that art and it is my
Speaker 1: spirit animal. Well then you must be wearing a top
Speaker 1: not all librarian shirt and some coveralls. Um my funny story.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend and I are total Bachelor fans. And at
Speaker 1: this point we love watching the show more so we're
Speaker 1: up to date for your show. We were on a
Speaker 1: flight home recently with no inflight entertainment, so like any
Speaker 1: two grown adults, we naturally decided to listen to the
Speaker 1: same episode of Weeksceptis Rods, but like separately with our
Speaker 1: headphones and impressing play at this same time. What are
Speaker 1: we twelve? But we were grinning and laughing out loud
Speaker 1: the rest of the flight. Guys, if I didn't know
Speaker 1: my boyfriend was the one before and then I sure
Speaker 1: did after this moment. We love everything that you Aaron,
Speaker 1: Rob Paget, Katie and Anna put together for your listeners
Speaker 1: every week. Promise you'll bring back Steve Heightener and THEO Um,
Speaker 1: I'm randomly blah blah blah blah blah hashtag bones on
Speaker 1: hashtag finger blasting. Yeah, we really appreciate it. So and
Speaker 1: without further ado, Yes, all right. So Katie McDonald named
Speaker 1: Karina is her number one Sears Russell, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'm saying that right. She said Karin was also
Speaker 1: her number one crazy and then um wow they were
Speaker 1: good those girls. And then um, Lindsay Sipal also said
Speaker 1: crazy and so did Laura Simpson. All right, you guys
Speaker 1: are all these are impressive. And I want to say
Speaker 1: I did a little roll call last night just to
Speaker 1: see getting your tickets are You can go to Zaney Nashville,
Speaker 1: Zaney's or on our Facebook page and you get tickets
Speaker 1: for the May seventh podcast. It's a Sunday nights at
Speaker 1: seven pm. Uh kay, Aaron and Steve Heitner and I
Speaker 1: are all going to do a little stand up and
Speaker 1: then we have we have Paget, we have Willed, we
Speaker 1: have Carly and Evan. I can't believe it. And we
Speaker 1: have we have Luke. I mean, is that that is?
Speaker 1: It is too much? It's too much? Is James Taylor
Speaker 1: gonna come by? I'm hoping so I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to get in touch with him yet, but I'm really hoping.
Speaker 1: So here's what I was, So, can we get James
Speaker 1: Taylor and Luke to play dueling Banjo? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is a great idea. There is no part of
Speaker 1: that that bombs me out at all, um. And I
Speaker 1: wanted to say so, I did a little role call
Speaker 1: last night and I was like, tweet at me if
Speaker 1: you have your tickets, and I just want to say,
Speaker 1: here's who's coming. So we have some a bunch of
Speaker 1: people tweeted at us um bridget A at b A Unicorns,
Speaker 1: she said, me and my whole squatter coming. Wait, we'll
Speaker 1: be there. That's from Kelsey at Oh well Kelsey, She's
Speaker 1: gonna be there with her buddies, with Laura Potter, who
Speaker 1: I think might have just one of those things. Jill
Speaker 1: Hammond tweeted, she said, me cannot wait. Uh, Anna Siler
Speaker 1: is coming me. So we are so excited that you
Speaker 1: guys are coming. I truly it is. I'm considering it
Speaker 1: the most important week of my life. Um and so
Speaker 1: here are coming for Tweet of the Week number one.
Speaker 1: These are all called by Anna. Aaron mcgathey tweets. Do
Speaker 1: you know her? Yeah, she's great. She she like, I
Speaker 1: didn't know she watched The Bachelor, and then when Nick
Speaker 1: got nominated, I got like a Twitter message from her
Speaker 1: and she was just like, oh my god, Katie. How
Speaker 1: excited her? She called this feels terrible. She's amazing. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Aaron McGathy, here you go. Were you also
Speaker 1: disappointed when Christina didn't bring tiny bowls of lipstick for
Speaker 1: the audience and then she followed up with PS, she's incredible,
Speaker 1: and I'm making fun of the show, diminishing her story,
Speaker 1: not of Kristen's story story herself, k by alrightsians by
Speaker 1: the way side, not how about Danielle interrupting? What about me?
Speaker 1: That was? Okay? Said that at baseball and one and says,
Speaker 1: and here's the obligatory Chris Harrison, Hey buddy, how you
Speaker 1: doing big night? Okay? Whenever you're ready. Moment, it's so true.
Speaker 1: Hey buddy, how you doing big night? Okay, whenever you're ready.
Speaker 1: That's a script. Oh my god, oh my god. Chris Harrison. Ye,
Speaker 1: hey buddy, how you doing big night? Okay? Whenever you ready?
Speaker 1: That's all and then goes back into his hole and
Speaker 1: we know there's six more months of winter or whatever.
Speaker 1: Um number three Laura Laura Potter x X do I
Speaker 1: think it's coming to Nashville. Watching Chris try to reign
Speaker 1: in these ladies will probably be more entertaining than literally
Speaker 1: anything Doula Liz has to say. Uh, Paul's Polly Swim says,
Speaker 1: was that Raven's orgasm montage or her Dancing with the
Speaker 1: Stars audition tape? That's good. They're already staffed, though, and
Speaker 1: then Anna Siler says, Nick will never be happier than
Speaker 1: when he was under a pile of Sorority sisters. That's
Speaker 1: is true, all right. So we have Pilot Sorority Sisters,
Speaker 1: ravens orgasm and montage Chris. Okay, So I'm gonna narrow
Speaker 1: it down to, hey buddy, how are you doing big Net? Okay,
Speaker 1: whenever you're ready? And I'm going to what do you
Speaker 1: think orgasm montage or Pilot Sorority sisters for the final two? Okay,
Speaker 1: so we have was that Raven's orgasm montage or her
Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars audition tape or and here's the
Speaker 1: obligatory Chris Harrison, Hey buddy, how you doing big Net? Okay?
Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready? Moment, rob, Hey buddy, you doing big
Speaker 1: not okay? Whenever you ready? Hey buddy, don't whatever does that?
Speaker 1: You are back on top at Baseball one. You are
Speaker 1: tweeter of the week. And here's the obligatory Chris Harrison,
Speaker 1: Hey buddy, how you bign okay? Whatever you're ready? Moment? Wow, guys, Wow,
Speaker 1: I feel like we're just getting started. Okay, next week,
Speaker 1: Big Finale, Big Finale, Okay, you guys, I wish everybody
Speaker 1: tweet us. Who do you think is gonna win? Hey,
Speaker 1: if it's an hour long finale hours after the final Rose,
Speaker 1: four hours, gonna be two hours and then one after
Speaker 1: the final Rose one hour, I'm just saying. If it's
Speaker 1: a one hour show, oh my god, you're absolutely right
Speaker 1: in a row. I swear to God. I swear to God.
Speaker 1: I'm going to ABC. Is it No? No, it's a
Speaker 1: three hour show. I will take the shell and pony
Speaker 1: on them. I'm going to treat it's gonna be two
Speaker 1: and then two hours one hour. I cut because also
Speaker 1: they're not announcing Rachel. That that used to be a
Speaker 1: big component of after the Final Rows was announcing and
Speaker 1: they already did it. Katie Anna, anything you want to say?
Speaker 1: Is there anything you didn't get to say? We love
Speaker 1: you so much? When I love this Vanessa and Nick
Speaker 1: we're talking about real things, like they were being like
Speaker 1: talking about where they would live and all that. There
Speaker 1: was a moment where I was like, oh, I just
Speaker 1: wish they would go back to like Ben, who's just like, so,
Speaker 1: how you doing? I don't I don't care you guys
Speaker 1: got it's so we complained so much about how they
Speaker 1: talk about nothing. Then I was like, oh, they should
Speaker 1: go back to talking about you're absolutely right, you are absolute.
Speaker 1: I want to just play an audio that was Dre Dre.
Speaker 1: I can't say her name right, Dre Vermilion Vermullen, who
Speaker 1: was on last week, sent me a clip of Nick
Speaker 1: because we were talking about his grammar, and this is
Speaker 1: we'll leave you with this Nick saying he should be
Speaker 1: saying this is a very difficult decision, and if you
Speaker 1: listen closely, he says this decision very dope. That's got
Speaker 1: to be the name of this episode. Yes, thank you
Speaker 1: to everybody. Beats back together. I missed you guys so much.
Speaker 1: Blood brother, blood sister. Let's cut ourselves and become slow.
Speaker 1: Oh it should be slav Coba this decision very difficult
Speaker 1: or Slavka it's gotta be slabb Was that? Yeah? Snow? Okay,
Speaker 1: So to our favorite we have like a group text
Speaker 1: chain that happens every Monday night, which is like my
Speaker 1: highlight and Aaron, your favorite text last night was Katie's,
Speaker 1: which you're pulling up right now. Katie texted us and
Speaker 1: it said my boyfriend just asked how I can watch
Speaker 1: this and I said, I know it's awful. Then he
Speaker 1: asked if I'm going to keep watching it and I
Speaker 1: said absolutely, so he walked it. He was a palm. No,
Speaker 1: he he was. He was literally watching the entire thing
Speaker 1: with me, and he's like kind of on his phone,
Speaker 1: not paying attention. And then it got It was in
Speaker 1: after the final rods and they're like fighting and he
Speaker 1: like tears me. He's like, how, like how can you
Speaker 1: watch this? And I was like, I know it's like
Speaker 1: really bad, and he's like, can we watch something else?
Speaker 1: So you're gonna keep watching this? And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna absolutely. Yeah. It's like why would I change
Speaker 1: the channel? Yeah, I get crazy and summarizes the entire
Speaker 1: watching experience. I have a friend who's like, boyfriend just
Speaker 1: dumped her and she's like, can we get together? And
Speaker 1: I literally I realized would it? I literally I felt
Speaker 1: that I do explain. I texted back, like I have
Speaker 1: to watch the I realized like, oh wait, I didn't
Speaker 1: even know she might not even know that I have
Speaker 1: this pot Like I realized, sorry about your heartbreak friend,
Speaker 1: but I have to watch the bit like I have
Speaker 1: to watch but like you don't understand. This is my
Speaker 1: fucking job. I mean it's unpaying, but this is my
Speaker 1: fucking job. I have to watch The Bachelor, your heart break,
Speaker 1: put your heart break on ice I got a bucket
Speaker 1: of ice cream, and I got three hours of notes
Speaker 1: to take way. You can't come join me because I
Speaker 1: have to pause and write down everything that they say.
Speaker 1: Not only am I sorry, but you're not invited over
Speaker 1: for company that you need hit careless, whisper unrepeat and
Speaker 1: I'll be there in twenty four hours. I got to
Speaker 1: Burbank at Flappers and they called four blocks away. They
Speaker 1: said the show was canceled, and I did a U turn,
Speaker 1: went right back started watching it. It was amazing, It was,
Speaker 1: it was, it was, it was the greatest. I was, like,
Speaker 1: I guess so excited whenever show was canceled. Okay, bye
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