WEBVTT - "Slob Kabob!" With Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict! 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:11.639 No entering Nerdicus Stockholm. Oh my god, Mark Rivers, we're 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:19.840 talking about Lapland lapland bone Zone. Accept this bone Zone? 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:31.520 Oh my god, are you going to accept this Malaney Badge? 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:38.840 We missed you, so hid this rose into your Laveland. 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:44.159 Oh my god, you got the bands back together again, 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:50.159 good Art and Marine And I am the host of 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:53.520 this merry shit show called will you accept this Rose? 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:56.680 I am here joined to my left by these my 0:00:56.920 --> 0:01:01.320 sexiest platonic lover friend. Um. You might know her as 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:04.720 the one of the best working comedians there is. MS. 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:08.559 Aaron Fallers. Oh, it's good to be back. How are you, Aaron? 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:10.720 I missed you good? Do you bet you? How it 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:19.200 did Indianapolis? Call? Oh, Bloomington Bloom Comedy Attic was amazing. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.119 It was so great that I threw my back out 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:26.360 two days after too much traveling and bears and basketball. 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:28.320 Do you have any gigs coming up that you want 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:31.200 to plug besides the big one? But we'll get to 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:34.120 that in a second. I'm at the punch line in 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:40.400 San Francisco Wednesday, March awesome. Okay, to my right, we 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:45.240 have a man who is very important to this podcast. 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:50.320 He is He's on Supernatural. Um, but more importantly, he 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:53.800 is the seen Will you accept this Rose Batcher of 0:01:53.920 --> 0:02:00.000 the Year Robert Betta did that? How are you, Benny, Benny? 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.520 How are you? I'm good. I'm sad that my my 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:05.160 reign as as your bachelor is almost over. Well, you 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.280 have a whole year. I get to do it the 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:09.840 whole year, the whole year. It's not the season, it's 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:13.480 this year. You got a year in that case, You're fantastic. 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:16.320 You've just got a whole t other nine months in 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.960 the bood. You got two more season. Yeah, you've got 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.040 at least two more. It's got a Bachelor in Paradise 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.639 and a bachelor. Yeah. God, this is not going away. 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:26.320 This is shoved one in the fall to you probably 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.400 got four mores and who are you kidding? I'm also 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:34.359 gonna probably been exactly exactly. Ralph Garman, Steve Heidener, THEO Van, 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.519 here's yours going to come after you though? They're trying, 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:41.880 but it's hard. I don't know. Just God and you 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:45.560 are UM very happy to be back. And we have 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:47.359 the all star groups. You have anything you want to 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:53.359 plug you guys, Oh my god, that came out and 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:56.760 that's what makes you the best change in teams. Oh 0:02:56.800 --> 0:03:04.840 my god, Aaron Foley, Yeah, I didn't know how to drive. 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:13.280 I went for sexy mechanic, farmer, librarian to teacher hipster. 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:17.680 Fucking your top looks like you're going to a business 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:19.640 meeting and then you put on some stuff to go 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:28.640 to a farmer, stripes, secretary, pussy bow, denim, overall topno 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:38.920 front pocket, what do y? Okay, the sexy voice we have, 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.960 it's not just Mark Rivers. Who needs another shadow? Who 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:45.400 made our theme song? Mark Rivers? Like my room. The 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:50.520 hardest working woman in Hollywood literally has not stopped working 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:54.080 in seventeen Somebody's got to pay for all of us. 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:59.320 She is, she is on another period. She is she is, 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:03.320 she fine, She is fine, and she is fine. You 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:06.640 still got it, You still got it. She's back with 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:12.000 a Secretary of State, Paget Brewster. I wish all of 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:15.120 you listening at home could see what he is doing, 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:18.840 because it defies explanation. I missed you so much, Paget. 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:22.159 I missed you great. I'm so happy to be here. 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.400 I feel so excited that you're here. I missed you. 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:28.760 I'm excited about the future. Here we go. Okay, and 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:33.360 with us US. So we have Katie and Anna Katie out. 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:36.560 Here's what I want to say, you guys, more than anything, 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.800 here's the fucking jam. Let's just break it down. May 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:45.920 seven she's sta May seven rating. It's a road trip. 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:48.440 I you know how I feel. This is how I feel. 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.520 I feel like I'm I feel like how I should 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:52.680 have felt in college for spring break. You know what 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.479 I mean. I feel like my best friends in the 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:58.240 world and I and that's you guys. We're going to 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:02.080 fucking Nashville. Okay, We're going to Zanni's for the weekend. 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:06.000 I not only do we have Wells who's cute as 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:11.320 Wells is coming? Well, here's let me give me the ladyland. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:15.159 It's you, It's Paget, it's me, It's Aaron, It's Steve Heightener, 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:18.200 who's Kenny Bania? And then we have on the on 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:21.360 the beautiful people side, we have fucking Wills, who's hot 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:24.560 as ship and a dog lover number two. We have 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:28.840 the Bones on Boner, Doctor, Dick, Dr Evan and Carly. No, 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:37.960 we do not know, we do not Dick Doctor is 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:40.880 coming and he's funny. He's funny. We've been texting and 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:47.359 he's funny. Number four, I got fucking Luke is your 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:55.159 crush hot Marine bow legget, hot aft. He bought the 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:58.840 red boots, which I'm gonna wear to the podcast. I'm 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:02.200 gonna wear him so luc No, he's gonna be there. 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:05.160 We caught him for you page. Thank you so much. 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.240 I think we should try to write a country song 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:11.120 over Saturday. And wait a minute, Luke. Luke isn't Luke 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:14.679 a musician? He's yeah, yeah, would he write a piece 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.560 of music? Do you think that's good question? That's a 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:21.320 good question. You know what, Start tweeting at Luke pell 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.240 you guys, tweet Luke pal and tell him he should 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:25.880 write a song for except this road. If we just 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:29.279 when we fly in, we can get from the airport 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:32.640 to thee anything we see we could just write down 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:34.240 in That could be a country song. Oh my god, 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:39.359 it's what we're staying. I'm not going to say the 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.520 name of the hotel so we don't all get attacked 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:47.800 by all. But you guys, I said, I looked into 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:55.799 it even started. You can say everything something going on. Okay, 0:06:55.800 --> 0:07:00.719 here we go, so guys, we'll do waits and emails 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:03.160 at the end. Let's just get going. Guys, we haven't 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:06.120 seen Paget and Rob. But before we get going, are 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:10.600 you Raven? Are you Team Vanessa? I just want to 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:12.160 know the overall layer of the land. I used to 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:14.840 be Team Vanessa, and I don't know if it's the 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:19.600 popular like, don't choose popular, choose the truth. You like 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:22.960 the team Vanessa and not because I think she's better that. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:26.680 I think Raven is probably better for Nick and and 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.520 and she's she's probably perfect for Nick. But in terms 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:32.280 of like you like Rob watching the show, I feel 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:35.240 like Vanessa is like super smart. I'd move my ask 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:38.880 to Montreal on a second. Why he is not right? 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:40.640 So if we're just talking about what who would if 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:44.200 Rob was the bat room? Vanessa is super pretty, super 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:49.280 smart shorts with especially Yeah, listen, Vanessa was my front 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:54.920 runner for months now. And I think Raven would be 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:58.240 better for Nick, but I want better for Raven and 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:01.520 I think, honestly, he's not going to propose to either 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:03.960 one of him. You don't think he's going to propose 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:06.200 to either. I think he is not going to propose. 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:09.920 He's going to give like a promise, ring I don't. 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:13.239 I don't think it's going to I don't see either 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:14.880 one of them, which is too bad because I think 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:17.760 Raven is a fun girl. I think she would move 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:22.040 to while he does Dancing with the Star. She would 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:26.040 like start a blog or something. Yeah, I think she's adorable. 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:30.600 And I think Vanessa is either maybe a bit or 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:34.160 I think she's a four. She's just she's not leaving 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:40.079 her family. She said that likes their family that much. Hey, 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:43.840 core family values. That was that became the drinking game 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:45.880 last night. Literally, I was like, if she says core 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:48.120 fucking values one more time, I'm going to throw up. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:53.240 I think she's real Himane. Can you imagine breakfast with her? 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:57.720 She's like, do you like the serial, which is honestly 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:03.400 like tough Ladies? Yeah, I can't roll with that. I 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:05.480 don't want her on my road trip. If I'm going 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:08.080 to go hang out with a bull legged musician in Nashville, 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:10.640 I wanted to be raging by my side Die maintenance. 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:14.800 Leather pant is a little dreamboat. Although I might pick 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:20.640 the puppies her orgasm puppies, and it's and it said 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:22.040 that like the best part of the show tonight was 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:26.559 the coming attraction. M Let's start at the beginning here 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:29.120 my heart started the beginning, my heart bring me to 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.000 the right place. So that's where it started out with 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:34.199 her in Lapland. Let's just be honest. Has he iron't 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:37.599 e been lost on anyone that they're in Lapland? We 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:41.120 talked for seconds or in Lapland, I'm I'm a little 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:44.559 difference between Lapland and Finland's what I mean Land? Like 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.400 you're going to get in my right, Like it sounds 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:49.560 like a strip club name, but his Lapland a province 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:55.040 in Finland. Was it Finish for Finland? Oh no, I 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:57.120 think is it like Deutsche Land for Finland? You know, 0:09:57.160 --> 0:10:01.079 I'm saying, I just thought it was a city and 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:06.360 like you're in bone Zone Canada. But now and you're 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:12.520 the guys. Let's seriously questioned. What other tourism board countries failed. 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:15.880 It didn't to be a better place to go than 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:19.800 dressing shoes in the snow. They even reindeers. I like, 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.320 do they have buildings where people can go inside them? 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:29.640 Every every date is like yeah, I like snow, and 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:33.320 I like I like the Northern Lights, and I liked 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:38.320 where Raven faked her orgasm her hut. However, I agree 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:40.679 with you paget. I don't feel like there's a nice lot. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.040 I want a better lodge and I want less of 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:45.199 a bummer of a bar than the one that Raven 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:46.720 went into where she had to play darts and there 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:53.520 was no windows. It is the snow is refreshing. I'm wondering. Probably, probably, 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:56.960 maybe there might be that European hole in the ground 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:59.920 could be a European hole. Has you guys if you 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:01.520 get to f y, I and a bet it goes 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.520 to to loom. It's one of those you gotta throw 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:08.360 your your your waist out in aisle. Oh, he thinks, 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:13.000 So okay, here we go. We're in Lapland Raven she said, 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:15.600 I will say this, Nick is really good at what 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.600 he does, so I'm pretty satisfied today. And then the 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:23.319 orgasm music with skipping, high fiving a dog, snow angels 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.719 and the snowblower. She didn't have an orgasm here to 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:28.400 tell you, there's no woman, so I think they shot 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:31.600 that whole montage before before she had no idea what 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:34.720 she was getting into. Because that's that was so great. 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.679 It was one of my favorite moments of history. Is 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:42.679 an orgasm like and then a rainbow like fence, and 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.480 then did you see one of the shots was her 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:51.440 in front of like a snowblower? That, yeah, I saw that. 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:55.199 I hear she is from a small town and her 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:58.120 family probably goes to church. How do you go to church? 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:01.080 How do you go this Sunday? After the orgasm montage? 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:03.240 First of all, Hi, Katie and Anna, I need to 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:05.720 say hi to you guys. I got all excited about Nashville. 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:11.880 We how are you re tired? We have to repeat 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:15.120 Katie's text about that later in the program about women 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:19.760 tell All. It's the funniest thing the women tell all. Wait, 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:22.040 so you guys don't think she had an orgasm too 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:25.000 much pressure? Do you think they did? I think that he. 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:28.600 I think he humped all of them. Think maybe not? 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:35.319 Rachel my naive. I think that's everyone does shag fest 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:39.640 although we remember we heard what we heard that they 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:43.400 all do it. They all do it. As a woman. 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.079 I would like if i'm literally or like a man, 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.520 I just feel like no offense, Rob, because you're a 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:51.160 special man, because I feel like they'd fuck a treat right, 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:54.440 But if it was I would want to know, you 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.839 know how if I'm going to get literally say yes 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:00.760 I'm shagging the dude or the lady or whatever like 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:04.240 you have to. That's a huge part. I don't want 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:06.840 to be the third one though. I don't want to 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:11.640 know that. You know, my friends they tell anyone who's 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:14.520 meeting up for fantasy sweet when, what time? Where? You 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:16.680 don't know? You know, I think they're separated at that point, 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:18.800 and I think there are days in between. So yeah, 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:20.720 I'm just trying to know that, yeah, because that would 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:26.920 be or you gotta go out to that lapland ice 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:30.360 like into the snow. I guess I know that Rachel 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:32.200 was last because the vibe I got, and maybe it's 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:34.080 because I knew she was going to give vote because 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:37.640 but the vibe I got was that he was just tired. 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:41.840 He just seemed tired. Oh my god. And all the 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:43.920 girls are the same coat and they just had different 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:46.240 color pomp pomp has which was a very cute ad. 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.280 I wanted one. I wanted one, but they had a 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.120 red one, a white one in a black and I'll 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:53.480 bet you anything if you freeze frame Towards the end 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.920 of the show. Those hats were sponsored and the name 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:58.079 of the company is on the credit. If anybody can 0:13:58.120 --> 0:13:59.679 find that for me, let me know where I can 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:02.560 get that. Did anybody listen, Like, I'm excited for Rachel 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:07.640 right for the Bachelorette, But that date was so boring 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:10.400 and awkward and they had I feel like he was 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.680 They did nothing. They just talked about how she didn't 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:17.800 like to say I love you. They had the least actually, 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:20.200 like if you don't know how to cross country skiing? Now, 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.400 that was Vanessa. I wrote that down because I was like, 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:24.960 how she's so smart and she said the phrase I've 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:30.800 never heard of cross country skiing because they said, okay, Texas, 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:34.680 but she literally said I don't I don't know. She 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:38.880 never say I don't know what cross country skiing is. 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.160 You could say I haven't done it, But how do 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.240 you not know what it is? It was walked, but 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:49.560 what is running? That day was so bored. It was 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:52.880 cross country skiing in the Olympics. Yeah, so then you 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:55.120 would have heard of it. Yeah, it's a really hard 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.600 sport to do. It's like it's like and it's just 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:00.680 if you have to fox someone that night, don't don't 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:02.960 make them like ski and fall, you know what I mean, 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:04.880 like trying to like like make him feel a little 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:08.560 sexy I've cross country ski badly and you feel like 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:11.040 a real dip ship. And if you know it's the 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:14.600 bones on time, you're already a little anxious. Don't make 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:16.880 me feel like a ding dong because I can't stand 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:20.040 up on your stupid Lapland cross country. There's no way 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.880 you can properly have sex after feeling like a dig 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:24.960 dog all. I can't feel like a ding dong all 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.520 day and then properly get at it in a yur 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:32.160 ain't gonna be sparkly after. I feel like I'm not 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:33.680 gonna get I'm not gonna be able to have a 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:40.560 rainbow skipping, high fiving snow leopards. But I'm in Lapland. 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.240 I I just like to get at it and then 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:45.480 high five the locals and then skip around side Note 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:49.320 we have not discussed it was mentioned we've not discussed. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:53.120 Nick stream came true He's on fucking Dancing with the Stars, 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.240 Oh yeah yeah, which came out a couple of days 0:15:56.280 --> 0:16:00.080 after we found out Rachel was the bat Shorette. So 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:03.640 it's just someone is not uh tightening up the ship. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:08.080 There's a lot of leaks from Bachelor everything. They just 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:11.880 I feel like they just gave up, like and I 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:14.600 will get to it. But they kept saying the most 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:16.840 everybody wanted Rachel be the Best Room. It's like, no, 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:20.520 we we didn't know she was cut. You're saying it 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:23.560 like there was demand, like she got cut. Was saying 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:26.840 it as though there had been some online polling. She 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:32.240 was still on the show, asshole. Yeah two weeks, yes, yea, 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:37.440 three weeks to America. No you didn't, like why would 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:40.920 you cut her? She's beautiful and smart, like like we're 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:43.480 watching going, what's the problem except for ABC wants to 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:46.200 keep her for themselves. I do think though. At first 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:49.160 I was so angry at Reality Steve whoever that is. 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:51.760 And then I'm proud to say I have not gone 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:57.240 on once. I haven't but one of the brogger who whatever, 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:01.360 I know, but whatever text exchange, they're like, we were 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:04.600 on and it said you guys said Rachel's the new Bachelorette. 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:08.959 I saw, okay, so that a blogger had said it 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:12.560 published it. Yeah, So I was really angry at those 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:15.040 powers that be, But then I thought, no, the problem 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:19.120 is ABC because they jammed them so together to make 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.800 money that the overlap now is going to be It's 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:24.560 it's in public when you're shooting in public, someone's gonna 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:26.639 and it really I have to say this season, I 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:29.080 thought it it ruined some of it. It really did. 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:33.320 It was in the final three, like the last three weeks. 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:35.160 Let's I don't feel like a waste of my time. 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:38.760 Don't let me be invested in this and follow it 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:42.520 almost competitively. Oh God, because we have decided who we 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:45.360 could have been reading. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't have been, 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:49.960 but I could have been. I don't obsessively obsessively following it, 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:52.520 but look at what we're doing. You guys were breaking 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:56.359 it down to the people. It did hurt the show 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:58.520 in these last two weeks have been real ship shows. Yeah, 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:02.440 I'm going to write a letter, but in the meantime, orgasm. Okay, 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:05.160 in the meantime, he also said this phrase, I might 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:10.400 be white, but I'm still I couldn't even like why, 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:12.760 Like when did he say that? He said, because she 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:15.040 said she's like, there's not a lot of guys like you, 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:17.560 And he said, I might be white, but I'm still 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:22.120 a minority. I didn't know. Joke I rewound. I wrote 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:23.919 it down in my notes that I forgot to bring today. 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:27.800 But that is a quote how how could he like? 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:31.080 What is he? Because he knows how he what he's 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:34.919 saying is, yeah, I'm so great. I'm a minority. There's 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:40.640 a few vials as there are black guys like what 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:46.000 the fuck? Oh my god, oh my god, turtle neck 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:48.520 game and dumb hat. Oh he does not look good 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:51.480 in winterwear. Let's just he would have looked good at 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:54.600 winterwear because the amount of fucking Fisherman sweaters he rocked 0:18:54.720 --> 0:19:01.040 during Kalyncy Ireland Ireland him he was was like clattering 0:19:01.080 --> 0:19:04.120 on and his direction and clattering. It was I think 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:06.800 about that one the snow to check your ego at 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:09.200 the door. What would your heart that when I threw 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:12.080 myself off the bott and that was enforcing her to 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:14.919 say like I love you? There said it really was 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:18.399 I need to know what you how deeply you feel. 0:19:19.040 --> 0:19:20.480 Now's the point in the show where you say I 0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:22.959 love you and then we bone. That's what that was. 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:26.160 You should have it always a skeleton key that they 0:19:26.200 --> 0:19:30.080 pull out like that going to They all have a 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:33.520 skeleton while they were in basically igloes. They could have 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:37.600 just like come done through the canvas. Any of the 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:47.760 skeleton key canvas lock. There's no lock, that's all. And 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:49.880 when she said I love you and make you said 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:51.480 I love you in that moment. The next thing he 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:54.440 did was pulled out the envelope all right there. She said, 0:19:54.440 --> 0:20:00.800 I'm falling, dropped the el bomb and it's before you. 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:03.639 I love this leigh ride. And then they are and 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:08.080 they call themselves nick to welcome and then and and 0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:11.359 Nar Sara Scala they were. That's where they were like, 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:15.320 welcome to a Nar Sara Scala Finland, and then and 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:18.600 then and then they said she said, or he said, 0:20:18.640 --> 0:20:20.680 we're gonna go She said, We're gonna go so much 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:23.280 deeper than we've gone before. And then they had slurping 0:20:23.359 --> 0:20:27.720 sounds outside of their year. I was like, yeah, it's 0:20:27.760 --> 0:20:30.000 called a fantasy suite. That was going to get real 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:35.200 deep in much deeper. Yeah, then we've gone before that 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:47.240 maybe laugh deep in. Oh there's a key skeletic canvas 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:51.879 hurt everything. When did when did he go on the 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:53.960 I just this was so disturbing to me. I'm sorry, 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:55.480 I don't want to go back in time if I'm wrong, 0:20:55.520 --> 0:20:57.159 But when did he go on? Didn't he go on 0:20:57.160 --> 0:21:03.959 a reindeer rind with Vanessa? That no Rachel Rachel this 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:08.760 late ride, noticed that the reindeers antlers all looked like 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:13.119 they were peeling or bloody or affected. That's not what 0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:18.800 they'll shed their antlers like. They shed the skin and 0:21:18.840 --> 0:21:21.399 the fur on their antlers. I did notice. I was 0:21:21.480 --> 0:21:22.840 looking at it because I mean, I grew up and 0:21:23.119 --> 0:21:25.320 we had deer in our backyard, and we would notice 0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:28.440 like sometimes their antlers would like bubbly and like kind 0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:30.439 of start like shedding, and they looked bloody sometimes. And 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:32.359 I asked someone once, I was like, is that normal? 0:21:32.400 --> 0:21:34.840 And they said, yeah, they're just like shedding skin on 0:21:34.840 --> 0:21:40.760 their antlers, like Katie. I secure. For a moment, I 0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:42.320 wanted you guys to know that I voted in my 0:21:42.359 --> 0:21:47.760 sticker fell off. I voted, but I had to change 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:51.640 for we changed. Okay, but I'll talk about that later. Yeah, 0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:55.600 I my my sticker fell off. My overalls are where 0:21:55.640 --> 0:21:59.080 they were not. I just voted to get the sticker, 0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:05.879 and I was pissing off. Okay, Velvet. Would you would 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:08.520 you look at the animal though, and say reindeer? Would 0:22:08.520 --> 0:22:10.560 you just say, like move? What is it? What would 0:22:12.840 --> 0:22:15.159 is much bigger? I just would. I never would have 0:22:15.240 --> 0:22:19.760 come up with raindeater it's reindeer um, so they have 0:22:19.840 --> 0:22:22.320 the skeleton key. So then he made her breakfast and 0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:25.400 she was in her penguin onesie pajamas, which were keyes. 0:22:25.560 --> 0:22:27.760 But somebody tweeted me a picture and they thought that 0:22:27.800 --> 0:22:32.679 they piss like penises. They did the penguins first. From 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:35.000 once the camera got closer, you could see they were 0:22:35.040 --> 0:22:38.240 little penguins, but from far away they looked like penises. 0:22:38.600 --> 0:22:40.600 I gotta look at that. I gotta pull out my Dick. 0:22:42.680 --> 0:22:46.879 I gotta, I gotta get this ring. I gotta seal 0:22:46.960 --> 0:22:52.920 the deal. I got my best lap lap Like, did 0:22:52.920 --> 0:22:56.919 I mention how much I loved Dick? So since I 0:22:57.000 --> 0:23:01.720 had puberty, my nana passed down the family Dicke. That's 0:23:01.760 --> 0:23:05.520 for luring the sailors in her generation. Do you love 0:23:05.560 --> 0:23:07.719 me more than the onesie? She loved me more than 0:23:07.760 --> 0:23:11.679 the onesie. He made her that he's very proud of 0:23:11.680 --> 0:23:14.840 his cooking skills. He made her breakfast, and then Vanessa 0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:19.600 showed up in the egg and he ate, this is 0:23:19.640 --> 0:23:21.600 how it's gonna work. I cook for you and then 0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:25.880 I eat your food. You're a dick, yeah, he said that. Yeah, 0:23:25.920 --> 0:23:27.320 And I thought you need a lot of protein to 0:23:27.320 --> 0:23:29.440 go be on Dancing with the Stars and wax your chest. 0:23:29.720 --> 0:23:31.600 She gets ready for your next day, or you show 0:23:31.680 --> 0:23:34.520 up your dick and your black your blue bathing suits. 0:23:35.480 --> 0:23:38.879 So are we to believe that the the yur provided 0:23:39.600 --> 0:23:44.400 where the Lapland provided those suits? Those suits by the way, Okay, 0:23:44.400 --> 0:23:46.680 we'll get there. So Vanessa shows up another pom pom 0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:50.399 hat uh uh. They go into the ice bath and 0:23:50.440 --> 0:23:53.879 I just wrote nick dick, big dude, and she's in 0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:56.480 the fetal position. This is where I liked Vanessa most 0:23:56.560 --> 0:24:00.159 on this In this episode, she was gung ho, she 0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:03.880 was fun for a challenge, pushed him through, she had 0:24:04.080 --> 0:24:06.359 she was actually really charming. This was her most This 0:24:06.480 --> 0:24:08.720 was her most charming I thought all season except for 0:24:08.760 --> 0:24:10.280 when she was she was charming on the in the 0:24:10.320 --> 0:24:17.560 beginning before. Yeah, yeah, she's she's hard. I thought that 0:24:17.600 --> 0:24:19.920