Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George
Speaker 1: Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Ketty.
Speaker 2: Armstrong and Getty and he Armstrong and Geddy. Do you
Speaker 2: have that Hitler thing handy.
Speaker 3: I just came across Bill Mlusian laying out the two
Speaker 3: Portland people that got shot by DHS yesterday with their background.
Speaker 2: Is the married couple, uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, portrayed in the news as a young married couple
Speaker 3: shot by DHS.
Speaker 2: I'm like the Maryland father and little league coach.
Speaker 3: Now, regardless of what you are, until you're proven guilty,
Speaker 3: you know, or even when you are proven guilty, they
Speaker 3: don't just get to shoot you.
Speaker 2: But you know, he's still an idiot.
Speaker 3: But but the media going out of their way to
Speaker 3: give everything many to sympathetic.
Speaker 2: Sheen whenever starting goes wrong.
Speaker 4: Here's how ABC News would have reported the end of
Speaker 4: World War Two. The American forces surrounded the home of
Speaker 4: the vegetarian Austrian artist and his newlywed bride and so
Speaker 4: terrorized them that they were forced to commit suicide.
Speaker 2: Wow, and they had just gotten married. That is so sad. Well,
Speaker 2: they men with guns.
Speaker 4: They were running around the streets of Berlin, and this
Speaker 4: poor vegetarian Austrian artist who is described as very, very gentle,
Speaker 4: was terrorized into killing himself.
Speaker 2: Loved dogs and children. He did, he actually did. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I try not to over sell things. I undersell them.
Speaker 4: But I was reading through the list of band names
Speaker 4: from last year that Mary and the Hoe has compiled,
Speaker 4: and I had tears in my eyes, could couldn't stop giggling.
Speaker 4: So stay tuned for that a little later on in
Speaker 4: the hour, plus the lifelong farmer running as a Democrat
Speaker 4: for the Senate in Arkansas, what her life has really been?
Speaker 4: Stay with us first, though it's the Friday tradition, let's
Speaker 4: take on look back at the week there was.
Speaker 2: It's cowclipse of the week.
Speaker 5: The United States Armed Forces conducted an extraordinary military operation
Speaker 5: in the capital of Venezuela.
Speaker 2: Operation Absolute Resolve. This was an audacious operation. And you
Speaker 2: know he's a violent guy.
Speaker 4: He gets up there and he tries to imitate my
Speaker 4: dance a little bit.
Speaker 2: Nicholas Muduro had his chance. He left around and he
Speaker 2: found out.
Speaker 1: Alone and protesters taking to the streets of their country.
Speaker 5: And I have let them know that if they start
Speaker 5: killing people, which they tend to do during their riots.
Speaker 2: They have lots of riots. If they do it, we're
Speaker 2: going to hit them very hard.
Speaker 4: Nobody's going to fight the United States militarily over the
Speaker 4: future of Greenlands.
Speaker 2: One last question, see you make you son? It was
Speaker 2: an active domestic terrorism.
Speaker 4: I want to tell everybody directly that is both.
Speaker 2: So it looked like she was impeding ice vehicles. Definitely, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was her goal. There are agents of law enforcement.
Speaker 6: If you box them in with vehicles, it is reasonable
Speaker 6: for them to believe that they are being ambushed. Note
Speaker 6: that law enforcement professionals, real ones, not the fate made
Speaker 6: of ice, probably trumps a new army to attack citizens
Speaker 6: of the United States.
Speaker 2: Did you hear what I said?
Speaker 5: And I have a message for Ice to Ice, get
Speaker 5: the fuck out of Minneapolis.
Speaker 7: We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the
Speaker 7: warmth of collectivism.
Speaker 3: Families, especially white families, but some pot family two her
Speaker 3: homeowners as well, are going to have a different relationship
Speaker 3: to property than the one that we currently have.
Speaker 2: I want you to give me one example of socialism.
Speaker 2: You think working well somewhere. I think of Cuba in particular.
Speaker 5: What you get, what a great day it is going
Speaker 5: to be it's clips of the week, man, I hope
Speaker 5: we don't keep up this pace for fifty two weeks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that whole Philadelphia shareff lady saying that if Ice
Speaker 4: tries to conduct operations in Philadelphia, she'll arrest them.
Speaker 3: How about her calling Ice Trump's personal fake army army?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's nice. That's nice. Oh we got a
Speaker 4: minute here, so why don't I go ahead and pay
Speaker 4: this off? Hallie Sheofner is running for Senate in Arkansas.
Speaker 2: US Senate. Yeah, US Senate. Yeah.
Speaker 4: She's a lifelong farmer who didn't have plan for run
Speaker 4: for office. She my whole life, I've been a ris
Speaker 4: and soybean farmer, she says in her campaign video. She's
Speaker 4: not a politician. She's not much for political parties. She
Speaker 4: never run for office in her life. The only thing
Speaker 4: Hallie ever wanted to do was farm. We campaign farm,
Speaker 4: that's right mit Her campaign site read well. She did
Speaker 4: grow up in her family's farm in eastern Arkansas, but
Speaker 4: at the first possible minute, she headed off to grad
Speaker 4: school at the University of Arkansas Clinton School of Public Service,
Speaker 4: where she was.
Speaker 2: Drawn to activism. Left wing activism.
Speaker 4: She developed fundraising strategies for prom Sex, a Soros funded
Speaker 4: social justice nonprofit in Peru, and a since deleted blog
Speaker 4: posts she touted marching in front of Lima's ninth annual
Speaker 4: gay Pride Parade, which the nonprofit funded. What's celebrating being gay, lesbian, transsexual, bisexual,
Speaker 4: et cetera.
Speaker 2: What's the prom sex thing?
Speaker 4: That's probably Spanish has like yeah right. She went on
Speaker 4: to serve as executive director of sace Point is, an
Speaker 4: Arkansas nonprofit that helps illegal immigrants navigate US government systems.
Speaker 2: Get some lawyers at Center.
Speaker 4: After a stint as the deputy campaign manager of a
Speaker 4: Democratic state legislature's unsuccessful campaign from Ayrea Littl a Little Rock,
Speaker 4: she joined an advertising in public public relations agency in
Speaker 4: twenty thirteen and has been doing that for the past
Speaker 4: a dozen years.
Speaker 2: But around that time.
Speaker 4: She started working with a local marketing firm to build
Speaker 4: a new personal brand, farm her Halle and they're portraying
Speaker 4: her as a lifelong farmer. There she is in her workshirt.
Speaker 4: She never wanted to do anything but farm. Her blogs, meanwhile,
Speaker 4: featured headlines like what to do about climate anxiety and
Speaker 4: I'm a big agg farmer and I advocate for climate
Speaker 4: action all right, okay, fine, that's the state of politics
Speaker 4: these days. But you know that's what you're doing. You're
Speaker 4: selling a TV character.
Speaker 3: One of the best things you could do for climate
Speaker 3: we've been saying for some time is nuclear power. Well,
Speaker 3: Mark Zuckerberg's Meta just made the biggest private purchase of
Speaker 3: nuclear power ever. They think he signed these contracts to
Speaker 3: buy a whole bunch of nuclear power from a couple
Speaker 3: of different power companies in the country, nuclear plants, because
Speaker 3: he needs to be able to fuel his AI ambitions. Yes, nukes, Yes,
Speaker 3: that's interesting. How are you doing on Quitter's Day? That's
Speaker 3: what they call January ninth. That is the typical day
Speaker 3: that people have given up their.
Speaker 2: New Year's resolution.
Speaker 3: By January ninth, I have not had a dessert or
Speaker 3: a suite, and I've been in the gym every day.
Speaker 3: So so far, so good. Although it is every day,
Speaker 3: look at you, very early going model for mankind. It
Speaker 3: helps that I can walk to the gym quite easily.
Speaker 3: That makes a huge difference. That hasn't helped me. Quitter's Day,
Speaker 3: January ninth. People don't make it very long then with
Speaker 3: their New Year's resolutions. I mean a week and two
Speaker 3: days is not very long. She didn't natch longer than that.
Speaker 4: We committed to two weeks of a dry January, and
Speaker 4: anyway in sea elgoes after that, see what we think.
Speaker 4: But I said to her yesterday, I said, you know,
Speaker 4: today's the first day. It was kind of a long,
Speaker 4: crappy day. I said, you know, today's first day. I thought,
Speaker 4: you know, a nice scotch S would be good to
Speaker 4: unwined with. She said, well, we made it a week
Speaker 4: we could. And I'm like, wait about it. Now, you're
Speaker 4: the disciplined one. No, you're not allowed to say that.
Speaker 4: I'm the winer.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard as much about dry January this year
Speaker 3: as I normally do. I wonder if it's because drinking's
Speaker 3: down among certain crowds, so that you don't need to
Speaker 3: do dry January if you're not drinking well. And I
Speaker 3: remember that, you know, Dry January last year was joined
Speaker 3: by sober October after dry January, and I have no
Speaker 3: brewery and then dryerch then Lamebril. How about no fun
Speaker 3: June or something like that name no drinking. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: you're doing two weeks again. I haven't heard as much
Speaker 3: about it this year. I thought, a dry January has
Speaker 3: been really big for quite a few years.
Speaker 2: Now, I would degree.
Speaker 4: Yeah, A handful of my friends have mentioned that they
Speaker 4: too are.
Speaker 2: Doing it, earliest part of it.
Speaker 4: You know, as a guy who drinks, it's good to
Speaker 4: reset every so often for a number of reasons.
Speaker 2: Number one, is good for your body.
Speaker 4: Number two, I am bad at relaxing unless I have
Speaker 4: a drink. I'm also aware that it is the greatest
Speaker 4: boredom reliever on earth. And instead of maybe reaching for
Speaker 4: the sketch, maybe I do something worth doing. Is the
Speaker 4: conversation I've had with myself, particularly in the evenings.
Speaker 2: So it's good reset for me speaking for myself.
Speaker 3: Well, and for average normal drinkers. Though you go through
Speaker 3: that couple period there Thanksgiving through Christmas, there's just so
Speaker 3: many more opportunities to drink. It's definitely easy to same
Speaker 3: with with calories or anything else. Just get off your
Speaker 3: norm right right that those.
Speaker 4: People, I don't know what their lives are like, people
Speaker 4: who like only drink it occasions and stuff.
Speaker 2: But as supposed to home alone muttering to yourself angrily
Speaker 2: in the dark.
Speaker 3: Yes. According to The New York Times, the top stuff
Speaker 3: at the Consumer Electronics Show they're actually pretty interesting. I've
Speaker 3: read it over already, and then we've got our end
Speaker 3: of the year list that we should have done on
Speaker 3: the last show of the year but did not.
Speaker 2: We're going to do them today, so stay tuned.
Speaker 3: I was looking over the stuff they like at the
Speaker 3: Consumer Electronics Show and they're just showing a couple of
Speaker 3: speakers they like, and reminded me yesterday my son and
Speaker 3: I were driving around in his truck, his old truck
Speaker 3: that he's got that the radio doesn't work in it,
Speaker 3: so he brings his little portable speaker and say that
Speaker 3: sit on the seat and plays it off his phone,
Speaker 3: and that thing sounds better than any car stereo I
Speaker 3: ever had in any car.
Speaker 2: For like until I was like forty.
Speaker 3: The technology of little speakers has gotten so good it's amazing,
Speaker 3: and they don't have to be expensive.
Speaker 2: I got one at Target last year, this tiny little one.
Speaker 2: It was like twenty eight bucks. Sounds amazing.
Speaker 3: I don't know how they've done this, but that's one
Speaker 3: of the great leap forwards in technology, no doubt. Algorithms
Speaker 3: must must be. The Consumer Electronics Show is going on
Speaker 3: right now. We talked a little bit ago about the
Speaker 3: new York Times said twenty twenty six is a year
Speaker 3: of the bad robot at the ceeshich is all kinds
Speaker 3: of robots not quite doing what they claim they're going
Speaker 3: to be able to do, or doing things you can
Speaker 3: you know, why do you need them? Like the one
Speaker 3: that plays table tennis with you? But I'm sure they're
Speaker 3: going to get better, but we're not there yet. One
Speaker 3: of the things they really really liked something called clicks Communicator.
Speaker 3: It looks like a BlackBerry with a slightly bigger screen
Speaker 3: than blackberries used to have for people who miss the
Speaker 3: physical keyboard and would like to have a screen that
Speaker 3: isn't actively trying to waste your time.
Speaker 2: I find that interesting. So you feel.
Speaker 3: Like, like the same reason I don't want to keep
Speaker 3: cookies in the house because I'll eat them. You think
Speaker 3: if you got a smaller screen where it's not that
Speaker 3: enjoyable to look at it, you'll look at it less, right.
Speaker 4: I get it all the communication function when you need
Speaker 4: to communicate without the hey hey, but a little entertainment,
Speaker 4: a little distraction, a little indoor for the little entertainment.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, come on, wonder what's going on
Speaker 2: over YouTube? Anyway?
Speaker 3: They really liked this phone. I thought that was a
Speaker 3: good idea. A stair climbing robot vacuum that is basically,
Speaker 3: you know, like a roomba sort of thing, but it
Speaker 3: can go up and downstairs and clean the stairs, which,
Speaker 3: as it points out, is one of the most annoying
Speaker 3: things you ever do in life, is vacuuming stairs.
Speaker 4: I have two questions, how much and where do I
Speaker 4: buy one? And I don't care about the first question.
Speaker 3: Released and priced to be announced. But it's the robot
Speaker 3: now robo back, no kidding. When I used to do this,
Speaker 3: like for my mom, the vacuuming stairs. Why is that
Speaker 3: so hard? You gotta carry it up and down. It's
Speaker 3: too wide to fit on the stair.
Speaker 2: It's just weird. You gotta go horizontal, and then you
Speaker 2: turn it vertical.
Speaker 4: To do the edges, and then you've got the never
Speaker 4: mind the rise, the vertical thing between the stairs. If
Speaker 4: you've got carpet on there, it gets nasty. Yeah, you gotta.
Speaker 4: Then you gotta twist the thing sideways and it's time consumed.
Speaker 3: Anyway, this thing looks pretty cool. It's got legs on
Speaker 3: it and it just fits on your stairs. I like
Speaker 3: the sound of this LG has debuted their wallpaper TV.
Speaker 3: They've had this for several years, but this is the
Speaker 3: first year. Like it's actual usable, good quality. It's a
Speaker 3: third of an inch thick, that's what they call it.
Speaker 3: Why they call it wallpaper? I mean that's hardly anything.
Speaker 3: And it's four k old TV that sits flush against
Speaker 3: the wall and he looks fantastic.
Speaker 2: So that's pretty cool, like the sound of that. Again.
Speaker 3: Price and release date to be announced. A number of
Speaker 3: different lamps that are supposed to be good for you.
Speaker 3: Is or the thing that kind of looks like a
Speaker 3: small version of the sun and changes the kind of
Speaker 3: light it has throughout the day. It's got blue light
Speaker 3: in the morning to help wake you up, and then
Speaker 3: it switches to the kind of light that will help
Speaker 3: you get to sleep later in the day. Sounds kind
Speaker 3: of cool, not super expensive. A lot of people have
Speaker 3: talking about Legos for the first time ever. Have made
Speaker 3: a major change and now they have little smart blocks
Speaker 3: that light up and stuff. If your kids dig that,
Speaker 3: they dig that well.
Speaker 4: I think that's probably every bit as much for your
Speaker 4: twenty somethings and the expensive adult Legos.
Speaker 3: All right to you weirdos who are still doing Legos
Speaker 3: when you're doing eight years old. Listen to Judging Je
Speaker 3: damn right, I'm Judge Jo Johnson.
Speaker 2: I calm down activity nice hobby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, ladies, you walk into the house and he's
Speaker 3: got a giant eight hundred dollars Lego Starship Enterprise.
Speaker 2: You ain't having kids with this, dude, Turn around, walk out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right. Kind of like this sound less, I'm splintering.
Speaker 2: It's funny.
Speaker 3: There are several products on here that are basically trying
Speaker 3: to get you away from your smartphone. So here's a
Speaker 3: sleep tracking podcast playing sunrise alarm clock that isn't your phone,
Speaker 3: so it does all the things your phone does for
Speaker 3: you in bed. Why you keep it near you? My
Speaker 3: iPhone's my alarm clock, My iPhone is my podcast. My
Speaker 3: iPhone is a number of different things letting me know
Speaker 3: the weather. This thing does all those things but doesn't
Speaker 3: have the screen. So you can keep your iPhone, keep
Speaker 3: your phone plugged into the kitchen, have this thing in
Speaker 3: your bedroom. You won't be tempted to look at the screen.
Speaker 3: It's interesting that people are making devices that make it
Speaker 3: somewhat more difficult to use your favorite device. You waste
Speaker 3: the most time on Yeah, because we all kind of
Speaker 3: want the discipline but can't do it ourselves.
Speaker 2: I find that unique. I wonder if that's ever happened before.
Speaker 4: Well, and I think, and I'm heartened to hear the
Speaker 4: awareness of the downside of smartphones and social media are
Speaker 4: becoming more and more obvious to people.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: The best robot lawnmower that has ever been debuted was debuted.
Speaker 3: We've talked about this a little bit, The robo Rock
Speaker 3: once again coming through as a company. It uses lidar
Speaker 3: like some of your best self driving cars do, to
Speaker 3: go around your lawn and theory not run over your
Speaker 3: cat and shredded into tiny pieces, or take your feet up, hat.
Speaker 2: On to get out of the way. Exactly.
Speaker 3: It's on the cat, just like that lady in Minneapolis,
Speaker 3: get out, you know, y, don't put yourself in that position,
Speaker 3: put yourself in a bad position. And a couple more
Speaker 3: smart rings popular. Smart rings still be popular, fitbits, that
Speaker 3: sort of thing thing wearables as have been popular for
Speaker 3: several years.
Speaker 8: Yes, Katie, I just I just read an article about
Speaker 8: how those sleep tracker rings are causing people to stress
Speaker 8: out so much about their sleep that they're losing sleep.
Speaker 3: I've heard about that too, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Armstrong and Geddy, do you have any interest in the
Speaker 1: innermuro fighting between the Tucker Carlson's and Meghan Kelly's and
Speaker 1: Ben Shapiro's and all those different people and a lot
Speaker 1: of them whom we used to be friends and now
Speaker 1: saying bad things about Himsel Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Pay a little attention to it. Tucker's very online, but
Speaker 4: it's interesting. Yeah, Tucker put.
Speaker 3: A big video out where he's playing clips of Shapiro
Speaker 3: and Mark Levin and Megan Kelly and then criticizing Bubba.
Speaker 2: I might watch that today.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I saw Mark Levin take a shot at Meghan
Speaker 4: Kelly and Tucker at one point.
Speaker 3: Oh, and then the best one if you want to
Speaker 3: get way out to the crazies, Candice And what's his name?
Speaker 3: Who's for flum reason? I can't ever remember his name?
Speaker 3: The Jen Mevils Jones Alex Jones. That isn't that weird
Speaker 3: that I've got a mental block with his name.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Alex Jones and Cannis Owns turned on each other and
Speaker 3: it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: But more on that next week.
Speaker 4: Need to get into this, so usually on the last
Speaker 4: show of the year. While we're doing the clips of
Speaker 4: the year, we also do the various lists that Mary
Speaker 4: in San Jose affectionately known as Mary in the Hoe compiles,
Speaker 4: including the band names we came up with, et cetera.
Speaker 4: And I forgot to look for it in our giant
Speaker 4: stack of email, and sure enough we forgot to do it.
Speaker 4: So we're gonna do it now quick aside her ps
Speaker 4: to my apology that we didn't do it, says a
Speaker 4: friend of mine, who, unbeknownst to me, also listens to
Speaker 4: the show figure out that I am Mary in the Hoe.
Speaker 4: So shout out to Sam for being quite the detective
Speaker 4: and putting all the pieces together.
Speaker 2: Was pretty wild.
Speaker 4: When someone irl as the kid say, ask me, does
Speaker 4: the name Mary in the Hoe mean anything to you?
Speaker 2: That's fantastic. Yeah. It was like a spy movie or
Speaker 2: something like that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, So here are the band names we came
Speaker 4: up with in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: And by the bye, just.
Speaker 4: Personal note, we more than occasionally get an email guys,
Speaker 4: you missed a good band name yesterday.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: Speaking for myself, I didn't miss it. I just picked
Speaker 4: my spots Anyway, here are the band names we came
Speaker 4: up with in twenty twenty five. Plague of the Killer Squirrels,
Speaker 4: Nuisance Beavers, that's a good one, glitter Beard. They play
Speaker 4: YMCA a lot. Oh, and the notes are things we
Speaker 4: said at the time that Erry dutifully Johnstown, the Beavers
Speaker 4: of Prague. You smoke dope and follow them around, even
Speaker 4: if they go to Moscow to play Squealing corn Pigs, Masculinist,
Speaker 4: Orgy of war. Katie saw them at the warfield. I
Speaker 4: guess she said, Belgrade sound cannon t you want to
Speaker 4: runoff flaming puppies. That's my punk band that never got
Speaker 4: a record deal. Chinatown Paintbrush, Remote Control Dogs.
Speaker 2: Chinatown paint Brush.
Speaker 3: Always whenever I hear things, I think, I wonder what
Speaker 3: were we talking about?
Speaker 2: What was in the news that caused this to happen? Well, right,
Speaker 2: right right, And some of these actually are really good
Speaker 2: band names.
Speaker 4: Remote Control Dogs, the Generous Teat, Meth Pipe Raccoons, Cameroon Puppies.
Speaker 2: They're good, but so loud.
Speaker 4: Bring your plugs, Screen Wieners, Cesspool of Debauchery. Jack's going
Speaker 4: to see them Friday, Shabby Hags, Ambiguous Genitalia. Docker Chubbies.
Speaker 4: That's my yacht rock band that's booked through the end
Speaker 4: of the year because people love the.
Speaker 3: Hot rock Docker Chubbies. That doesn't seem like the right
Speaker 3: name for that kind of music.
Speaker 2: I think it's perfect.
Speaker 4: Robot Wolves Vultures of Exploitation, Fat Admirals. Hansen designed a
Speaker 4: logo for the Fat Admiral Let's see the coughing Monkeys.
Speaker 4: Jack's new band that plays at eight o'clock on Monday.
Speaker 4: Japanese bear attack my band, and the logo is a
Speaker 4: samurai wielding his sword in defense. Appit the spar Tech
Speaker 4: Pig Kidney Photo Dogs. Oh, I'm sorry, Proto Dogs, which
Speaker 4: is a good name. I would use that name for
Speaker 4: a band. And Exploding Lung my heavy metal band.
Speaker 3: Then then there's heavy music if your name is Exploding Lungs.
Speaker 2: No kidding.
Speaker 4: Book titles Valerian Root, that's my spy novel, Too Old
Speaker 4: for Toast, the sad final chapter of Jack's book, The
Speaker 4: Bulk of America, my book about the obesip obesity epidemic,
Speaker 4: Shooting for a Bee, the Jack Armstrong story, and focus
Speaker 4: try to focus the Joe Getty story, which of course
Speaker 4: would be ghost written, I can't and then uh, let's see,
Speaker 4: there's never been a moment in my life that I
Speaker 4: haven't wanted to lie down Katie's memoir, which is actually
Speaker 4: a quote from Eric Clapton, Right Jack, I Think so
Speaker 4: yeah from back in the Day. And mediocrity Like a
Speaker 4: warm Bath. Michaelangelow's autobiography album titles all about Tariffs, Joe's
Speaker 4: concept album that he's working on with Beyonce, Drag Queen Meteor,
Speaker 4: Katie's new album First One, Nuke the Moon, and Springboard
Speaker 4: to the Stars. Song titles Dancing Close to a King,
Speaker 4: my since Sam single that Trump next Week, Okay. Original
Speaker 4: air names we came up with included or acclaimed that
Speaker 4: were our original air names. Deranged and problematic, checkered by
Speaker 4: failure of The Armstrong and Getty Show, imperious and condescending, Bruise, Denwsing,
Speaker 4: Bedlam and Squalor we got good ratings and driven by humiliation,
Speaker 4: The Armstrong Getta Show, Miscellaneous, Judge Jack in Medieval Justice,
Speaker 4: his Midday Judge Show, Funky Url, Jack's rap stage name acts,
Speaker 4: Murdering Perverts, my b movie from my film producing days,
Speaker 4: Oh Boy, oh Man, Weezy lungs, my jazz Weezy Lungs
Speaker 4: is my jazz solo stage name, Golden Muscles, my nickname,
Speaker 4: and color a world without Lettuce, Jack's one man play
Speaker 4: that never caught on. I'll refer to myself, Joe and
Speaker 4: the third person because it's funnier. Little Jiggles Joe's drag
Speaker 4: queen name when he reads to children libraries. Jiggles Good Lord,
Speaker 4: Departure to Hell, Joe's screenplay about travel horrors, p Doom,
Speaker 4: Joe's rap name, and Chee Chee's Palace Joe's chimpsitcom for
Speaker 4: the Monkey, has a couple of drinks every day.
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
Speaker 4: And then ladies and gentlemen, brace yourself. I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: quickly here. Mary and San Jose compiled all of these things.
Speaker 4: Jack says he has never done in the year twenty
Speaker 4: twenty five. Never seen band of brothers. Never heard the
Speaker 4: medical term tid.
Speaker 2: I think it's tia, isn't it. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Never had a hot or cold pastrami sandwich true. Never
Speaker 4: heard one person in his life growing up even mentioned
Speaker 4: but straw me sand witch.
Speaker 2: I Never, that's true.
Speaker 4: Never had strawberry ice cream, No call the police. Never
Speaker 4: been in a room with two people like Elon and Vivek.
Speaker 4: Never been to a Super Bowl, Never been to the Louver.
Speaker 4: You have been to the Louver, haven't you.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: That's one big museum in the world I haven't been to.
Speaker 3: Never wanted to stand in line to see the mona Lisa.
Speaker 3: Never saw shawshank Redemption, but.
Speaker 2: He finally saw it. I did That's correct? That off
Speaker 2: the list. Did you like it?
Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, it's pretty powerful, obviously. Never shoplifted. Never heard
Speaker 4: of chilula hot sauce, and neither had Michael. Never had
Speaker 4: burned his tongue on a lava cake. Never had a
Speaker 4: chicken bacon garlic pizza. Never understood texture as a concept
Speaker 4: in food. Never had a file of fish, Never looked
Speaker 4: at the AG website. Never seen a minute of Game
Speaker 4: of Thrones, never seen a second of Yellowstone, Never done
Speaker 4: a crunch, Never seen the inside of an iPhone.
Speaker 2: Pretty obvious. I've never done a crunch.
Speaker 4: You've never been on a cruise, Never wanted to take
Speaker 4: off his shoes on an airplane. Never read the Cane Mutiny,
Speaker 4: never had a strawberry milkshake, never been to France, never
Speaker 4: went to Paris, never seen an OnlyFans account, never seen
Speaker 4: a regular movie in Imax, never done paintball, never driven
Speaker 4: a Ferrari, never gotten down to one peg on the
Speaker 4: Wooden Triangle game at Cracker Barrel Still, never had taco bell,
Speaker 4: never flown Spirit Airlines, never paid for landscaping, never had
Speaker 4: a pap smear, never beling on Blue Sky, never craved
Speaker 4: a vegetable, never used peppermint as an illness remedy, never
Speaker 4: been to a protest, never had a Chando's Taco, Never
Speaker 4: used a coaster, never saw the West.
Speaker 3: Wing, never saw a Game of Thrones. I've never used
Speaker 3: a coaster. No, I haven't done, and he's never had
Speaker 3: a pap smear.
Speaker 4: Jack, I thought I was boring, but you're really boring,
Speaker 4: taking a chance with your health.
Speaker 3: And finally or even heard anybody mention a Pastrawmi sandwich
Speaker 3: in my life, which is grown up?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Things that were revealed about Gladys last year. Right, it's
Speaker 4: a fairly shortish list, but well worth sharing. She renewed
Speaker 4: her contract when Jack and Joe did. Her new deal
Speaker 4: requires her to show up for the podcast. Also missed
Speaker 4: to day when she got eye surgery. Her glasses got
Speaker 4: too thick, she couldn't hold her head up. Went to
Speaker 4: school in a horse drawn carriage. Had to make a
Speaker 4: list of five things.
Speaker 2: Who was this?
Speaker 4: Elon Musk insisted that everybody in the government make a
Speaker 4: list of the five things they'd done to that's by
Speaker 4: their job anyway. So here's one of the things we
Speaker 4: learned about Gladys. Our harpist had to make a list
Speaker 4: of five things she did last week, and all five
Speaker 4: were I played the harp while someone was reminiscing.
Speaker 2: That's true. So it's true.
Speaker 4: Used to play the pipe organ in the polo grounds
Speaker 4: when Willie May's made the catch. Let's see, she's been
Speaker 4: very shy ever since the kaiser dumped her. And finally
Speaker 4: she played the snare drum when the troops came home
Speaker 4: in nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 2: That's true. Fantastic you Mary in the home. Thank you, Gladys.
Speaker 2: Never mind a T shirt, we should send her a car. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was very nice you to do that for us.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got tears in my eyes. That
Speaker 2: list is always surprising to me, and I'm me of
Speaker 2: things I've never done, but it's a.
Speaker 3: I suppose I could come up with my own, but
Speaker 3: there aren't. I don't think there's that many.
Speaker 2: Man. I'm certainly I'm more rigid than your average person.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, we will finish strong.
Speaker 2: We promised next farm strong.
Speaker 6: And yet.
Speaker 9: I don't have an aversion of chewing, but I have
Speaker 9: an aversion to the weird textures that come with food.
Speaker 9: I do not see snorting my food as a problem.
Speaker 9: I think it has a lot of benefits, no risk
Speaker 9: of choking.
Speaker 2: I don't overeat.
Speaker 9: I consume less calories. I have had bloody noses about
Speaker 9: once or twice, and that was more at the beginning.
Speaker 9: It has really no drawbacks except nobody accepts my habit.
Speaker 9: Nobody accepts me for.
Speaker 4: Who I am.
Speaker 3: It's from the television show My Strange Addiction. A woman
Speaker 3: who snorts her food rather than swallowing it. I don't
Speaker 3: know how you don't suck it down in your lungs
Speaker 3: and die.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no risk of chok eggs, she says. Put
Speaker 4: her in a roadside stand and charge her bucket at this.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean come yeah, next to a two
Speaker 4: headed calf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she should be doing. Oh okay something.
Speaker 2: By the way, we got this text from a longtime listener.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Lol, the pastrami sandwich. This is my favorite. This is
Speaker 3: my favorite thing every year for twenty six years. I
Speaker 3: don't know how long we've been doing it, but.
Speaker 2: I'm so sad. I'm sorry, so sorry we missed it.
Speaker 3: That person has been listening for a long time.
Speaker 4: I've never even heard anybody bringing up a pastrami sandwich
Speaker 4: when I was growing up, he said famously.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: If you want to be freaked out, follow the Twitter
Speaker 3: feed and they probably just have a website OSI nt defender,
Speaker 3: that's Open Source Intelligence Defender. It'll it'll break out because
Speaker 3: they keep track of all the open source intelligence that's
Speaker 3: floating around in the world, and there's lots of it
Speaker 3: out there. But like scary updates from all over the place, Ukraine, Iran.
Speaker 2: China, or wherever our own government.
Speaker 3: Here's one of them, and one of them is they're
Speaker 3: expecting a pretty heavy crackdown tonight in Iran. And one
Speaker 3: quote on here about many many people being shot in
Speaker 3: Tehran last night. Lots of horrific claims being made by
Speaker 3: Iranian opposition channels this morning.
Speaker 2: You know, you don't know whether they're true or not.
Speaker 3: They have reasons, good reasons to exaggerate, sure. Following last
Speaker 3: night's anti government protests with reports of heavy cracked down
Speaker 3: by security forces in Tehran, channels on telegram claim the
Speaker 3: security forces open fire on crowds with live ammunition, killing dozens,
Speaker 3: with one opposition correspondent claiming that a doctor said the
Speaker 3: death toll was higher than the civilian casualties during the
Speaker 3: twelve day war with Israel, So more people died during
Speaker 3: this than fighting Israel, which might very well be true.
Speaker 4: And worth mentioning whether it's a foreign government or a
Speaker 4: terrorist group or whatever. They study American media, they study
Speaker 4: American society and you know the five pm Friday news dump.
Speaker 2: The Mullas know that's a thing.
Speaker 4: They will go wild on their citizens on a Friday
Speaker 4: night in the US wow, knowing that most people won't
Speaker 4: pay attention to them. Is Trump will, but they that's
Speaker 4: a thing. They know it.
Speaker 3: Listen to this though, senior officials, and this is a
Speaker 3: this is a legit website. I mean a lot of
Speaker 3: people we really really really like follow ost. Senior officials
Speaker 3: in the Trump administration have discussed sending lump some payments
Speaker 3: to Greenlanders as part of a way to get them
Speaker 3: to agree to the United States. I don't know, being
Speaker 3: their baby daddy or whatever, we're going to be arranging
Speaker 3: from ten thousand dollars to one hundred thousand dollars per person.
Speaker 2: Does any on how many what seals they have.
Speaker 3: Has a bid to convince them to seceede their mucklooks are.
Speaker 3: I don't think that it would vary from person to person.
Speaker 3: I think it's like, how much would it take to
Speaker 3: give everybody to get them on to get enough of
Speaker 3: them to vote to secede from.
Speaker 2: Denmark and join the United States? Hey, baby, show me
Speaker 2: your mucklucks.
Speaker 3: Four sources familiar with the matter told Reuters that would
Speaker 3: be a pretty damn cheap way to do it. And
Speaker 3: I mean, what the hell did it cost taxpayers to
Speaker 3: do what we did in Venezuela. Not knocking the operation,
Speaker 3: but as just a cost. If we could have gotten
Speaker 3: the same result by cutting everybody a fifty thousand dollars check.
Speaker 2: Oh, but it would have been cheaper.
Speaker 3: Not everybody in that country because it's thirty million people,
Speaker 3: but in Greenland, for they got forty thousand people.
Speaker 2: It won't work. It wouldn't work.
Speaker 3: Why, But it's a step in the right direction, cutting
Speaker 3: everybody a fifty thousand dollars checker, one hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 3: check might do the trick.
Speaker 2: No, no, no money, dang it.
Speaker 4: No the Secretary of State of the Armstrong and Getdy Show.
Speaker 2: And you're not.
Speaker 3: I'm living Inland with my penguin companion, and I don't know,
Speaker 3: living off whale oil.
Speaker 2: Assume that's what they do.
Speaker 3: But no, no, Trump is threatening them our friends, and
Speaker 3: now you want to bribe them and buy them off.
Speaker 3: These people have pride, They've got Greenland pride.
Speaker 2: You approach him as a friend with some respect.
Speaker 3: Not there, God danged street corner prostitute.
Speaker 4: Goodness sakes, Hey kids, it's that time again.
Speaker 2: With Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 3: Get over yourself, you live on a cold rock whatever.
Speaker 3: Here's your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, so many people.
Speaker 4: Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew
Speaker 4: to wrap up things for today. There is our technical director,
Speaker 4: Michael Angelo will lead us off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jack, this is an intervention. Find yourself a good
Speaker 2: deli on the way home. Maybe find a nice hot
Speaker 2: pastrami sandwich and enjoy it.
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 2: If I ever do get one. I do want and
Speaker 2: get a really good one. It is beef. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I like meat on it is beef. I didn't know
Speaker 2: that till just now. Pastrami is beef. There you go.
Speaker 4: Brief the Education of jacka Katie Green are esteemed Newswoman.
Speaker 2: As a final thought, Katie.
Speaker 8: After this week, I am manifesting that next week will
Speaker 8: be just a little less chaotic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no kidding, manifest the best you got, sweetheart.
Speaker 2: Good lord, what a world we live in? Jack? Final thought?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my final thought was going to be similar in
Speaker 3: that if this is the start of twenty six, kind
Speaker 3: of reminds me within like everybody's waiting for twenty twenty
Speaker 3: to get over, and twenty twenty one started out crazier
Speaker 3: than twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Right, we might have that thing going on this year.
Speaker 2: Ananas Horra Billis I agree.
Speaker 3: My final thought is that Philly sheriff saying ice agents
Speaker 3: are fake cops in the Philly Sheriff's Department.
Speaker 2: That's going to fight them more or less?
Speaker 4: I hope not. Somebody's got to get to her. She's
Speaker 4: got to get to her lawyer. You can't say stuff
Speaker 4: like that as a public official.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that could get really ugly, really fast. These are
Speaker 3: weird times. Man, what a start to the year. Week
Speaker 3: one Yike, Armstrong and Geeddy wrapping about other grueling for
Speaker 3: your four hour workday.
Speaker 4: Seemed like it so many people who thanks so little time.
Speaker 4: Good Armstrong and Giddy dot com for the hot links
Speaker 4: for Katie's corner.
Speaker 2: Strop us a note. If you hear something over the
Speaker 2: weekend we ought to be talking about her.
Speaker 4: You see it, send it along mail bag at Armstrong
Speaker 4: and Getty dot com. You ought to be subscribing to
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Speaker 2: It helps with the algorithms.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping next week is boring and we're taking calls
Speaker 3: on tell us about your first car. We'll see them Monday.
Speaker 3: God bless America. Armstrong and Getty are we.
Speaker 7: As ended the first of the year and oh my god,
Speaker 7: it was like a punch and b us.
Speaker 2: Remember did your dismay?
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