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Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George

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Speaker 1: Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Ketty.

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Speaker 2: Armstrong and Getty and he Armstrong and Geddy. Do you

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Speaker 2: have that Hitler thing handy.

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Speaker 3: I just came across Bill Mlusian laying out the two

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Speaker 3: Portland people that got shot by DHS yesterday with their background.

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Speaker 2: Is the married couple, uh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, portrayed in the news as a young married couple

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Speaker 3: shot by DHS.

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Speaker 2: I'm like the Maryland father and little league coach.

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Speaker 3: Now, regardless of what you are, until you're proven guilty,

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Speaker 3: you know, or even when you are proven guilty, they

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Speaker 3: don't just get to shoot you.

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Speaker 2: But you know, he's still an idiot.

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Speaker 3: But but the media going out of their way to

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Speaker 3: give everything many to sympathetic.

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Speaker 2: Sheen whenever starting goes wrong.

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Speaker 4: Here's how ABC News would have reported the end of

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Speaker 4: World War Two. The American forces surrounded the home of

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Speaker 4: the vegetarian Austrian artist and his newlywed bride and so

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Speaker 4: terrorized them that they were forced to commit suicide.

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Speaker 2: Wow, and they had just gotten married. That is so sad. Well,

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Speaker 2: they men with guns.

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Speaker 4: They were running around the streets of Berlin, and this

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Speaker 4: poor vegetarian Austrian artist who is described as very, very gentle,

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Speaker 4: was terrorized into killing himself.

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Speaker 2: Loved dogs and children. He did, he actually did. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So I try not to over sell things. I undersell them.

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Speaker 4: But I was reading through the list of band names

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Speaker 4: from last year that Mary and the Hoe has compiled,

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Speaker 4: and I had tears in my eyes, could couldn't stop giggling.

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Speaker 4: So stay tuned for that a little later on in

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Speaker 4: the hour, plus the lifelong farmer running as a Democrat

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Speaker 4: for the Senate in Arkansas, what her life has really been?

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Speaker 4: Stay with us first, though it's the Friday tradition, let's

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Speaker 4: take on look back at the week there was.

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Speaker 2: It's cowclipse of the week.

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Speaker 5: The United States Armed Forces conducted an extraordinary military operation

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Speaker 5: in the capital of Venezuela.

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Speaker 2: Operation Absolute Resolve. This was an audacious operation. And you

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Speaker 2: know he's a violent guy.

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Speaker 4: He gets up there and he tries to imitate my

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Speaker 4: dance a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Nicholas Muduro had his chance. He left around and he

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Speaker 2: found out.

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Speaker 1: Alone and protesters taking to the streets of their country.

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Speaker 5: And I have let them know that if they start

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Speaker 5: killing people, which they tend to do during their riots.

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Speaker 2: They have lots of riots. If they do it, we're

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Speaker 2: going to hit them very hard.

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Speaker 4: Nobody's going to fight the United States militarily over the

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Speaker 4: future of Greenlands.

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Speaker 2: One last question, see you make you son? It was

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Speaker 2: an active domestic terrorism.

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Speaker 4: I want to tell everybody directly that is both.

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Speaker 2: So it looked like she was impeding ice vehicles. Definitely, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that was her goal. There are agents of law enforcement.

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Speaker 6: If you box them in with vehicles, it is reasonable

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Speaker 6: for them to believe that they are being ambushed. Note

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Speaker 6: that law enforcement professionals, real ones, not the fate made

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Speaker 6: of ice, probably trumps a new army to attack citizens

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Speaker 6: of the United States.

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Speaker 2: Did you hear what I said?

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Speaker 5: And I have a message for Ice to Ice, get

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Speaker 5: the fuck out of Minneapolis.

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Speaker 7: We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the

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Speaker 7: warmth of collectivism.

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Speaker 3: Families, especially white families, but some pot family two her

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Speaker 3: homeowners as well, are going to have a different relationship

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Speaker 3: to property than the one that we currently have.

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Speaker 2: I want you to give me one example of socialism.

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Speaker 2: You think working well somewhere. I think of Cuba in particular.

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Speaker 5: What you get, what a great day it is going

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Speaker 5: to be it's clips of the week, man, I hope

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Speaker 5: we don't keep up this pace for fifty two weeks.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that whole Philadelphia shareff lady saying that if Ice

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Speaker 4: tries to conduct operations in Philadelphia, she'll arrest them.

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Speaker 3: How about her calling Ice Trump's personal fake army army?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's nice. That's nice. Oh we got a

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Speaker 4: minute here, so why don't I go ahead and pay

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Speaker 4: this off? Hallie Sheofner is running for Senate in Arkansas.

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Speaker 2: US Senate. Yeah, US Senate. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: She's a lifelong farmer who didn't have plan for run

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Speaker 4: for office. She my whole life, I've been a ris

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Speaker 4: and soybean farmer, she says in her campaign video. She's

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Speaker 4: never run for office in her life. The only thing

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Speaker 4: Hallie ever wanted to do was farm. We campaign farm,

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Speaker 4: that's right mit Her campaign site read well. She did

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Speaker 4: grow up in her family's farm in eastern Arkansas, but

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Speaker 4: at the first possible minute, she headed off to grad

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Speaker 4: school at the University of Arkansas Clinton School of Public Service,

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Speaker 4: where she was.

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Speaker 2: Drawn to activism. Left wing activism.

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Speaker 4: She developed fundraising strategies for prom Sex, a Soros funded

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Speaker 4: social justice nonprofit in Peru, and a since deleted blog

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Speaker 4: posts she touted marching in front of Lima's ninth annual

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Speaker 4: gay Pride Parade, which the nonprofit funded. What's celebrating being gay, lesbian, transsexual, bisexual,

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Speaker 4: et cetera.

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Speaker 2: What's the prom sex thing?

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Speaker 4: That's probably Spanish has like yeah right. She went on

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Speaker 4: to serve as executive director of sace Point is, an

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Speaker 4: Arkansas nonprofit that helps illegal immigrants navigate US government systems.

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Speaker 2: Get some lawyers at Center.

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Speaker 4: After a stint as the deputy campaign manager of a

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Speaker 4: Democratic state legislature's unsuccessful campaign from Ayrea Littl a Little Rock,

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Speaker 4: she joined an advertising in public public relations agency in

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Speaker 4: twenty thirteen and has been doing that for the past

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Speaker 4: a dozen years.

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Speaker 2: But around that time.

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Speaker 4: She started working with a local marketing firm to build

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Speaker 4: a new personal brand, farm her Halle and they're portraying

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Speaker 4: her as a lifelong farmer. There she is in her workshirt.

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Speaker 4: She never wanted to do anything but farm. Her blogs, meanwhile,

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Speaker 4: featured headlines like what to do about climate anxiety and

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Speaker 4: I'm a big agg farmer and I advocate for climate

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Speaker 4: action all right, okay, fine, that's the state of politics

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Speaker 4: these days. But you know that's what you're doing. You're

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Speaker 4: selling a TV character.

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Speaker 3: One of the best things you could do for climate

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Speaker 3: we've been saying for some time is nuclear power. Well,

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Speaker 3: Mark Zuckerberg's Meta just made the biggest private purchase of

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Speaker 3: nuclear power ever. They think he signed these contracts to

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Speaker 3: buy a whole bunch of nuclear power from a couple

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Speaker 3: of different power companies in the country, nuclear plants, because

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Speaker 3: he needs to be able to fuel his AI ambitions. Yes, nukes, Yes,

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Speaker 3: that's interesting. How are you doing on Quitter's Day? That's

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Speaker 3: what they call January ninth. That is the typical day

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Speaker 3: that people have given up their.

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Speaker 2: New Year's resolution.

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Speaker 3: By January ninth, I have not had a dessert or

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Speaker 3: a suite, and I've been in the gym every day.

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Speaker 3: So so far, so good. Although it is every day,

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Speaker 3: helps that I can walk to the gym quite easily.

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Speaker 3: That makes a huge difference. That hasn't helped me. Quitter's Day,

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Speaker 3: January ninth. People don't make it very long then with

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Speaker 3: their New Year's resolutions. I mean a week and two

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Speaker 3: days is not very long. She didn't natch longer than that.

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Speaker 4: We committed to two weeks of a dry January, and

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Speaker 4: anyway in sea elgoes after that, see what we think.

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Speaker 4: But I said to her yesterday, I said, you know,

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Speaker 4: today's the first day. It was kind of a long,

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Speaker 4: crappy day. I said, you know, today's first day. I thought,

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Speaker 4: you know, a nice scotch S would be good to

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Speaker 4: unwined with. She said, well, we made it a week

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Speaker 4: the disciplined one. No, you're not allowed to say that.

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Speaker 3: I haven't heard as much about dry January this year

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Speaker 3: as I normally do. I wonder if it's because drinking's

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Speaker 3: down among certain crowds, so that you don't need to

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Speaker 3: do dry January if you're not drinking well. And I

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Speaker 3: remember that, you know, Dry January last year was joined

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Speaker 3: by sober October after dry January, and I have no

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Speaker 3: brewery and then dryerch then Lamebril. How about no fun

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Speaker 3: June or something like that name no drinking. Yeah, so

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Speaker 3: you're doing two weeks again. I haven't heard as much

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Speaker 2: Now, I would degree.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, A handful of my friends have mentioned that they

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Speaker 2: Doing it, earliest part of it.

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Speaker 4: You know, as a guy who drinks, it's good to

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Speaker 4: reset every so often for a number of reasons.

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Speaker 2: Number one, is good for your body.

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Speaker 4: Number two, I am bad at relaxing unless I have

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Speaker 4: a drink. I'm also aware that it is the greatest

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Speaker 2: So it's good reset for me speaking for myself.

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Speaker 3: Well, and for average normal drinkers. Though you go through

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Speaker 3: that couple period there Thanksgiving through Christmas, there's just so

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Speaker 3: many more opportunities to drink. It's definitely easy to same

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Speaker 4: People, I don't know what their lives are like, people

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Speaker 2: But as supposed to home alone muttering to yourself angrily

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Speaker 3: Yes. According to The New York Times, the top stuff

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Speaker 3: at the Consumer Electronics Show they're actually pretty interesting. I've

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Speaker 3: of the year list that we should have done on

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Speaker 3: I was looking over the stuff they like at the

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Speaker 3: Consumer Electronics Show and they're just showing a couple of

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Speaker 3: The technology of little speakers has gotten so good it's amazing,

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Speaker 3: and they don't have to be expensive.

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Speaker 2: I got one at Target last year, this tiny little one.

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Speaker 2: It was like twenty eight bucks. Sounds amazing.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how they've done this, but that's one

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Speaker 3: of the great leap forwards in technology, no doubt. Algorithms

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Speaker 3: new York Times said twenty twenty six is a year

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Speaker 3: of the bad robot at the ceeshich is all kinds

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Speaker 3: of the things they really really liked something called clicks Communicator.

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Speaker 3: It looks like a BlackBerry with a slightly bigger screen

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Speaker 3: than blackberries used to have for people who miss the

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Speaker 4: if they go to Moscow to play Squealing corn Pigs, Masculinist,

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Speaker 4: Remote Control Dogs, the Generous Teat, Meth Pipe Raccoons, Cameroon Puppies.

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Speaker 4: Robot Wolves Vultures of Exploitation, Fat Admirals. Hansen designed a

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Speaker 4: And then ladies and gentlemen, brace yourself. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 4: Jack says he has never done in the year twenty

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Speaker 4: twenty five. Never seen band of brothers. Never heard the

437
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 4: medical term tid.

438
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,439
Speaker 2: I think it's tia, isn't it. I don't know.

439
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 4: Never had a hot or cold pastrami sandwich true. Never

440
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 4: heard one person in his life growing up even mentioned

441
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 4: but straw me sand witch.

442
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 2: I Never, that's true.

443
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 4: Never had strawberry ice cream, No call the police. Never

444
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 4: been in a room with two people like Elon and Vivek.

445
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,919
Speaker 4: Never been to a Super Bowl, Never been to the Louver.

446
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 4: You have been to the Louver, haven't you.

447
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.

448
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 3: That's one big museum in the world I haven't been to.

449
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 3: Never wanted to stand in line to see the mona Lisa.

450
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 3: Never saw shawshank Redemption, but.

451
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 2: He finally saw it. I did That's correct? That off

452
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 2: the list. Did you like it?

453
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, it's pretty powerful, obviously. Never shoplifted. Never heard

454
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 4: of chilula hot sauce, and neither had Michael. Never had

455
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 4: burned his tongue on a lava cake. Never had a

456
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 4: chicken bacon garlic pizza. Never understood texture as a concept

457
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 4: in food. Never had a file of fish, Never looked

458
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 4: at the AG website. Never seen a minute of Game

459
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 4: of Thrones, never seen a second of Yellowstone, Never done

460
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 4: a crunch, Never seen the inside of an iPhone.

461
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 2: Pretty obvious. I've never done a crunch.

462
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 4: You've never been on a cruise, Never wanted to take

463
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 4: off his shoes on an airplane. Never read the Cane Mutiny,

464
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 4: never had a strawberry milkshake, never been to France, never

465
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 4: went to Paris, never seen an OnlyFans account, never seen

466
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 4: a regular movie in Imax, never done paintball, never driven

467
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 4: a Ferrari, never gotten down to one peg on the

468
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 4: Wooden Triangle game at Cracker Barrel Still, never had taco bell,

469
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 4: never flown Spirit Airlines, never paid for landscaping, never had

470
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 4: a pap smear, never beling on Blue Sky, never craved

471
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 4: a vegetable, never used peppermint as an illness remedy, never

472
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 4: been to a protest, never had a Chando's Taco, Never

473
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 4: used a coaster, never saw the West.

474
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 3: Wing, never saw a Game of Thrones. I've never used

475
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 3: a coaster. No, I haven't done, and he's never had

476
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:40,919
Speaker 3: a pap smear.

477
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,439
Speaker 4: Jack, I thought I was boring, but you're really boring,

478
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,360
Speaker 4: taking a chance with your health.

479
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 3: And finally or even heard anybody mention a Pastrawmi sandwich

480
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 3: in my life, which is grown up?

481
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

482
00:25:56,119 --> 00:26:00,360
Speaker 4: Things that were revealed about Gladys last year. Right, it's

483
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 4: a fairly shortish list, but well worth sharing. She renewed

484
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 4: her contract when Jack and Joe did. Her new deal

485
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 4: requires her to show up for the podcast. Also missed

486
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 4: to day when she got eye surgery. Her glasses got

487
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 4: too thick, she couldn't hold her head up. Went to

488
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 4: school in a horse drawn carriage. Had to make a

489
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 4: list of five things.

490
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 2: Who was this?

491
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 4: Elon Musk insisted that everybody in the government make a

492
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,959
Speaker 4: list of the five things they'd done to that's by

493
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 4: their job anyway. So here's one of the things we

494
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 4: learned about Gladys. Our harpist had to make a list

495
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 4: of five things she did last week, and all five

496
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 4: were I played the harp while someone was reminiscing.

497
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 2: That's true. So it's true.

498
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 4: Used to play the pipe organ in the polo grounds

499
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,199
Speaker 4: when Willie May's made the catch. Let's see, she's been

500
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 4: very shy ever since the kaiser dumped her. And finally

501
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 4: she played the snare drum when the troops came home

502
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 4: in nineteen eighteen.

503
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,360
Speaker 2: That's true. Fantastic you Mary in the home. Thank you, Gladys.

504
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 2: Never mind a T shirt, we should send her a car. Yeah,

505
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 2: that was very nice you to do that for us.

506
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got tears in my eyes. That

507
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 2: list is always surprising to me, and I'm me of

508
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 2: things I've never done, but it's a.

509
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 3: I suppose I could come up with my own, but

510
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 3: there aren't. I don't think there's that many.

511
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 2: Man. I'm certainly I'm more rigid than your average person.

512
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, we will finish strong.

513
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: We promised next farm strong.

514
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 6: And yet.

515
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 9: I don't have an aversion of chewing, but I have

516
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 9: an aversion to the weird textures that come with food.

517
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 9: I do not see snorting my food as a problem.

518
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 9: I think it has a lot of benefits, no risk

519
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 9: of choking.

520
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 2: I don't overeat.

521
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 9: I consume less calories. I have had bloody noses about

522
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 9: once or twice, and that was more at the beginning.

523
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 9: It has really no drawbacks except nobody accepts my habit.

524
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 9: Nobody accepts me for.

525
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 4: Who I am.

526
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 3: It's from the television show My Strange Addiction. A woman

527
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 3: who snorts her food rather than swallowing it. I don't

528
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 3: know how you don't suck it down in your lungs

529
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 3: and die.

530
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 2: Ah.

531
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no risk of chok eggs, she says. Put

532
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 4: her in a roadside stand and charge her bucket at this.

533
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean come yeah, next to a two

534
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 4: headed calf.

535
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she should be doing. Oh okay something.

536
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 2: By the way, we got this text from a longtime listener.

537
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

538
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 3: Lol, the pastrami sandwich. This is my favorite. This is

539
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 3: my favorite thing every year for twenty six years. I

540
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 3: don't know how long we've been doing it, but.

541
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 2: I'm so sad. I'm sorry, so sorry we missed it.

542
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 3: That person has been listening for a long time.

543
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 4: I've never even heard anybody bringing up a pastrami sandwich

544
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 4: when I was growing up, he said famously.

545
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 2: That's right.

546
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,959
Speaker 3: If you want to be freaked out, follow the Twitter

547
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 3: feed and they probably just have a website OSI nt defender,

548
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 3: that's Open Source Intelligence Defender. It'll it'll break out because

549
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 3: they keep track of all the open source intelligence that's

550
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 3: floating around in the world, and there's lots of it

551
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 3: out there. But like scary updates from all over the place, Ukraine, Iran.

552
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 2: China, or wherever our own government.

553
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 3: Here's one of them, and one of them is they're

554
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 3: expecting a pretty heavy crackdown tonight in Iran. And one

555
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 3: quote on here about many many people being shot in

556
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 3: Tehran last night. Lots of horrific claims being made by

557
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 3: Iranian opposition channels this morning.

558
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 2: You know, you don't know whether they're true or not.

559
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 3: They have reasons, good reasons to exaggerate, sure. Following last

560
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 3: night's anti government protests with reports of heavy cracked down

561
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 3: by security forces in Tehran, channels on telegram claim the

562
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 3: security forces open fire on crowds with live ammunition, killing dozens,

563
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 3: with one opposition correspondent claiming that a doctor said the

564
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 3: death toll was higher than the civilian casualties during the

565
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 3: twelve day war with Israel, So more people died during

566
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 3: this than fighting Israel, which might very well be true.

567
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 4: And worth mentioning whether it's a foreign government or a

568
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 4: terrorist group or whatever. They study American media, they study

569
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 4: American society and you know the five pm Friday news dump.

570
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 2: The Mullas know that's a thing.

571
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 4: They will go wild on their citizens on a Friday

572
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 4: night in the US wow, knowing that most people won't

573
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 4: pay attention to them. Is Trump will, but they that's

574
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 4: a thing. They know it.

575
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 3: Listen to this though, senior officials, and this is a

576
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 3: this is a legit website. I mean a lot of

577
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 3: people we really really really like follow ost. Senior officials

578
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,719
Speaker 3: in the Trump administration have discussed sending lump some payments

579
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 3: to Greenlanders as part of a way to get them

580
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 3: to agree to the United States. I don't know, being

581
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 3: their baby daddy or whatever, we're going to be arranging

582
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,719
Speaker 3: from ten thousand dollars to one hundred thousand dollars per person.

583
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 2: Does any on how many what seals they have.

584
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 3: Has a bid to convince them to seceede their mucklooks are.

585
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 3: I don't think that it would vary from person to person.

586
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 3: I think it's like, how much would it take to

587
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 3: give everybody to get them on to get enough of

588
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 3: them to vote to secede from.

589
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: Denmark and join the United States? Hey, baby, show me

590
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 2: your mucklucks.

591
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 3: Four sources familiar with the matter told Reuters that would

592
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 3: be a pretty damn cheap way to do it. And

593
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 3: I mean, what the hell did it cost taxpayers to

594
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 3: do what we did in Venezuela. Not knocking the operation,

595
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 3: but as just a cost. If we could have gotten

596
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 3: the same result by cutting everybody a fifty thousand dollars check.

597
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 2: Oh, but it would have been cheaper.

598
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: Not everybody in that country because it's thirty million people,

599
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,959
Speaker 3: but in Greenland, for they got forty thousand people.

600
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 2: It won't work. It wouldn't work.

601
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 3: Why, But it's a step in the right direction, cutting

602
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 3: everybody a fifty thousand dollars checker, one hundred thousand dollars

603
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 3: check might do the trick.

604
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,239
Speaker 2: No, no, no money, dang it.

605
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 4: No the Secretary of State of the Armstrong and Getdy Show.

606
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 2: And you're not.

607
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 3: I'm living Inland with my penguin companion, and I don't know,

608
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 3: living off whale oil.

609
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 2: Assume that's what they do.

610
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 3: But no, no, Trump is threatening them our friends, and

611
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 3: now you want to bribe them and buy them off.

612
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 3: These people have pride, They've got Greenland pride.

613
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 2: You approach him as a friend with some respect.

614
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 3: Not there, God danged street corner prostitute.

615
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 4: Goodness sakes, Hey kids, it's that time again.

616
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 2: With Armstrong and Getty.

617
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 3: Get over yourself, you live on a cold rock whatever.

618
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 3: Here's your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty.

619
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, so many people.

620
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 4: Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew

621
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 4: to wrap up things for today. There is our technical director,

622
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 4: Michael Angelo will lead us off.

623
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jack, this is an intervention. Find yourself a good

624
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 2: deli on the way home. Maybe find a nice hot

625
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: pastrami sandwich and enjoy it.

626
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 5: Got it?

627
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 2: If I ever do get one. I do want and

628
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 2: get a really good one. It is beef. Yeah, and

629
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 2: I like meat on it is beef. I didn't know

630
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 2: that till just now. Pastrami is beef. There you go.

631
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Speaker 4: Brief the Education of jacka Katie Green are esteemed Newswoman.

632
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 2: As a final thought, Katie.

633
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 8: After this week, I am manifesting that next week will

634
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 8: be just a little less chaotic.

635
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, no kidding, manifest the best you got, sweetheart.

636
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 2: Good lord, what a world we live in? Jack? Final thought?

637
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, my final thought was going to be similar in

638
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 3: that if this is the start of twenty six, kind

639
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 3: of reminds me within like everybody's waiting for twenty twenty

640
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 3: to get over, and twenty twenty one started out crazier

641
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 3: than twenty twenty.

642
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: Right, we might have that thing going on this year.

643
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: Ananas Horra Billis I agree.

644
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 3: My final thought is that Philly sheriff saying ice agents

645
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 3: are fake cops in the Philly Sheriff's Department.

646
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 2: That's going to fight them more or less?

647
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 4: I hope not. Somebody's got to get to her. She's

648
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 4: got to get to her lawyer. You can't say stuff

649
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 4: like that as a public official.

650
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, that could get really ugly, really fast. These are

651
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,919
Speaker 3: weird times. Man, what a start to the year. Week

652
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 3: one Yike, Armstrong and Geeddy wrapping about other grueling for

653
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 3: your four hour workday.

654
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 4: Seemed like it so many people who thanks so little time.

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