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Speaker 1: Welcome back another episode. I can be there, so I'm

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Speaker 1: your host. Kevin policy that Joey No, I don't think

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Speaker 1: you too. Let me check Joey. Yes, I'm here, Joey yes,

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Speaker 1: Joey yes here, but I digress. Let's mean our chemist

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Speaker 1: shower in no particular orders. Say hello to Craig Kowski. Kakoo.

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Speaker 1: What's that smell? It smells like rotten eggs, which means

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Speaker 1: a gas leak. Duck. Here comes chriss Avorado, Hey Alvarado.

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Speaker 1: When was your last dental exam? Um? Well, I go often,

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Speaker 1: to be honest often, Yeah, I mean I go a lot,

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Speaker 1: A couple of times a year, a few times a year.

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Speaker 1: How's that for an answer? It's perfect. You don't need

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Speaker 1: to go that often. Well, I do open up about it.

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Speaker 1: You know. I'm a whitening ye stuff, and I have

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Speaker 1: a good relationship with my dentist. I don't do zoom,

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Speaker 1: I do his brand and stuff. And actually this guy

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Speaker 1: texts this morning from my dentist saying, hey, man, where

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Speaker 1: you at ka relationship? I asked the right person beat

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Speaker 1: the drumm. It's James Heeny Carl June Heeney. Do you

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Speaker 1: accept Joey Jesus Greer as your Lord and savior. I

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Speaker 1: absolutely do the pillows, but that's a regular deserbaniche. All

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Speaker 1: comes in Jeremy, who wrote, y'all are great. Here's a scenario.

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Speaker 1: It's the dead of Minnesota winner and a hardy Minnesota

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Speaker 1: mom has some guests visiting from the warm South. She

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Speaker 1: drags her guests at local Target to gather all the

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Speaker 1: ingredients for her secret family hot dish recipe and her

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Speaker 1: iconic Snickers salad. You serve it alongside dinner. It's not

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Speaker 1: a dessert, but yes it's full of Snickers. Maybe there's

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Speaker 1: a blizzarder of par outage. I don't know. Keep the

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Speaker 1: good ship coming, German. Okay, okay, okay, Hey, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to say hi to the whole group. This is

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Speaker 1: the whole group Target. This is Benny. He works at Target. Benny.

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Speaker 1: They got greeters now over from Gainesville, Florida. Benny, nice

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Speaker 1: to meet you. Maybe I brought him here because we're

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Speaker 1: making this ste Oh yeah, yeah, we're going to make

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Speaker 1: the Snickers pie to salad. Sorry, I am also making

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Speaker 1: a Snickers pie for alright, Hey baby, why don't you

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Speaker 1: look at us in the eyes? Yeah, welcome up here.

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Speaker 1: What kind of greeting is this? Benny's not really in

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Speaker 1: a Target employee? Is this what? It's fine? It's a

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Speaker 1: Minnesota thing. Just like my bumper sticker said, Now follow

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Speaker 1: me and we're all going to divide them conquer. I

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Speaker 1: want to give you each a piece of the list.

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Speaker 1: Here you go, and you do this right, and you

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Speaker 1: know what's waiting on the other side of the rainbow.

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Speaker 1: You handed us all papers to say Snickers. Well, that's right,

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Speaker 1: some sort Gainesville scavenger hunt. We're not in Gainesville, honey,

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Speaker 1: We're in Minnesota. Really strange. Hey, hey, you big? What's

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Speaker 1: going on? Oh? Hey, Bill, who do we got here?

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Speaker 1: We got some friends in town. This is my cousin

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Speaker 1: and his family. Oh boy, it's mighty cold here, man,

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Speaker 1: What the hell? Well, it's it's not too bad. It's

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Speaker 1: about minus ten right now. Yeah. They got thin skin, Bill,

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Speaker 1: they got thin skin where it'll thicken up while you're here.

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Speaker 1: It's never been bid by gator. Makes you have pretty

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Speaker 1: thick skin? Yeah? Oh no, no, I've never left Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: Oh what do you do here. I'm I'm a pharmacist.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, you're the fellow we come to for drugs. Well,

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Speaker 1: they've got to be letting this happen. They've got to

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Speaker 1: be in illegal fashion. Of course. Are you making fun

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Speaker 1: of him? Not at all. I haven't seen you in

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Speaker 1: ten years. Now you come in and slt my target.

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Speaker 1: Let's go find Margot. Margot, Margot, wake up, Margot, Margot. Margo, Hey,

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Speaker 1: listen to me. Okay, there's a storm coming in here.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to lock this target down, all right.

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Speaker 1: No one's getting in or out. This thing is going

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Speaker 1: to be blown over for a couple of days in

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Speaker 1: the store room. Yeah, Margo, Yeah you were. We should

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Speaker 1: have woken me up. You're tired. I've been out twelve

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Speaker 1: fourteen hours. Jim, you got to wake me up. Jim.

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Speaker 1: My kids are at home. Brought him over there. Come on,

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Speaker 1: you haven't been home. Oh it's because mommy fell asleep

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Speaker 1: again again. But Jim saved me. Hey, Minnesota, I'm alright, Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: this storm's coming and I'm there's no one I'd rather

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Speaker 1: hunker down with, So I gotta lock it down, all right.

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Speaker 1: And I think the best thing we can do is

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Speaker 1: sleep in my eyes. You shouldn't tell the customers. That's

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Speaker 1: just my gut. But you tell me. I am a manager.

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Speaker 1: I go with you. I defer to you. I just

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Speaker 1: woke up. All right, I'm gonna go secretly lock the doors.

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Speaker 1: What the hell's this bag chair? What did they sell

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Speaker 1: here in Minnesota? Okay, Leon, you need to cool it

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Speaker 1: a bit. You're insulting everything in this damn target. And

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Speaker 1: I love this target, seventy one for a bean bag.

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Speaker 1: Cheer Lean, I haven't seen you in ten years. Okay,

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Speaker 1: right now you're coming. You're staying with me, You're accepting

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Speaker 1: my hospitality. You gotta change your attitude. Why do you

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Speaker 1: keep making a big deal about how long it's been? What? Well,

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Speaker 1: because this is odd that you'd be so per s

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Speaker 1: nikety when I've opened my home to you. All right,

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Speaker 1: Pepperonis sleeve tasting Pepperonis. I'll take three. This is just

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Speaker 1: a little packet, Just taste that. What else? I had

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Speaker 1: to try some Pepperoni's sleeve paper? Are you too good

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Speaker 1: for it? Why am not a big fan? You know what?

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Speaker 1: What's in that Pepperoni? Well? We have three from flavors.

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Speaker 1: I got cheered question now is he ain't gonna stop

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Speaker 1: talking and suns him. I don't have to keep talking.

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Speaker 1: I don't thank you very very you can keep talking. No,

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Speaker 1: thank you, peg, I don't. I don't you know, out

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Speaker 1: of respect. If you know, I'm I'm a new keep going.

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Speaker 1: Remember you want me to be amat. What's trying with

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Speaker 1: this kid? Hey? Hey, Leon, one of your kids is

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Speaker 1: an asshole. I got a name, which what is it?

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Speaker 1: I don't know it eyeball? Eyeball because of the big

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Speaker 1: eyeball you got tattooed on your head. Maybe eyeball graduated

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Speaker 1: number one in his class? So what kind of class

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Speaker 1: was it? How many kids? That's what I thought? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that makes you very smart, daddy. Why don't you tell

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Speaker 1: her why we're even here anyway? It hasn't been ten

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Speaker 1: ten years for no goddamn reason. We don't want to

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Speaker 1: see you. We're on the run, all right, daddy. I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna tell her don't do this. Hey, they're big

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Speaker 1: funny running into you again. It is funny, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was on my way out, but they

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Speaker 1: locked the front door. So yeah, well, I guess this

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Speaker 1: whole targets on the lockdown. They don't lock the door,

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Speaker 1: lock down? What the hell it? Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: I got this. Hey, Jim, are you, um you know

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Speaker 1: seeing anybody? Well, you know since since Molly passed, God rest,

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Speaker 1: it's it's been five years now and it's been a

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Speaker 1: long time. It's a long time. A lot of snack,

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Speaker 1: you know. Well, I never say no toyst snickers, Uncle daddy, eyeball.

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Speaker 1: You need to find some guns in here. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: seems pretty strange. I think that's lockdowns to get up.

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Speaker 1: I think it's the gate. They ain't gonna get up.

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Speaker 1: And I brought a couple. Do any of you work here?

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Speaker 1: No holo shirts? That's my bad. Bade a target. She's

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Speaker 1: got a point, But we could probably help you. What

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Speaker 1: doors are locked, don't? I mean, we know the doors

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Speaker 1: are locked. The doors are locked for long. And I

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Speaker 1: think my cart wheel app isn't working. Wheel. What's an app?

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Speaker 1: It's the savings program you use a target, it's are

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Speaker 1: we all out what happens on it? Well, it's how

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Speaker 1: you get your coupons, that's how you redeem your coupons,

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Speaker 1: and it's not working. Can one of you figure this

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Speaker 1: out for me? Sure? We can figure it out about

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Speaker 1: put her atoms in your bag. You'll walk out with him,

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Speaker 1: all right, Thank you very much. Man, you get a

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Speaker 1: complete discount. It's got more boxing than done stocking. You know,

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Speaker 1: you know I heard it's going on with this whole

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Speaker 1: locknow thing. What's you going there with the big talk

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Speaker 1: the whole thing again? You know what I said? What's

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Speaker 1: what's going on down with the lucknown fidget any right? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm this is the this is the normal. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm just a little nerves. It's a big storm. Man.

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Speaker 1: You're pouncing all over the place. Your drink dang sugar

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Speaker 1: free red ball you want to drink? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: and then you all jacked up. Yeah, he's old, jacked up,

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Speaker 1: whole crazy, sugar free, a whole crazy. And don't you

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't get it. I wouldn't get there, you know,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't get too fidgety. But the sugar free still

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Speaker 1: hit behind, has nothing to do. The sugar free has

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Speaker 1: everything to do the tour, rain and everything else. My mistake,

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Speaker 1: my mistake, but my heart it doesn't feel very good. No,

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Speaker 1: you should honestly, stop boxing and just just sit made

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Speaker 1: you guys here about the lockdown. Yeah, actually, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you've heard what the hell has happened. This

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Speaker 1: is what I heard what was happening. I heard that

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Speaker 1: there was this a military facility right there, right up

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Speaker 1: on the ridge over there, crazy portal opened up, and

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Speaker 1: then all these animals are coming on. What are you talking?

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Speaker 1: He's making that up. You're writing short stories. I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you right now, this is honestly, this is an original idea.

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Speaker 1: So this is this is anyway associated with anything. That's

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Speaker 1: what kind of animals are coming to, like some giant

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Speaker 1: alien things like from a different animals, but they could

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Speaker 1: be animals from another plate, Okay, an animals. Sorry, and

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Speaker 1: and and these things are coming out and and and

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Speaker 1: then like and then when we're trapped here, maybe there's

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Speaker 1: going to be a religious moment, you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: maybe people are gonna switch over the Bay religions. Tommy, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just asked about the lockdown. Yeah, that's what I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to spit ball on the short I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: right now, there's something. There's something in that blizzard. Tommy,

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Speaker 1: I've asked the wrong person all right. But but the

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Speaker 1: thing with it with with a snicker salad is it's

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Speaker 1: so hard to find the right balance, you know, because

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Speaker 1: I do know, Jim, you stay tuned too much, too

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Speaker 1: much kale, and it feels like it feels crunchy. Two

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Speaker 1: crunchy like angels exactly, and too many snickers and it

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Speaker 1: feels like desserts. It's well what I make. I promise

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Speaker 1: you it isn't that dessert attention target customers. We have

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Speaker 1: to hold that attention. I want to see this. No,

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Speaker 1: is weird though, of course it's weird. It's really why

413
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Speaker 1: do you work, sir? It's that freaky that I don't

414
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Speaker 1: have furniture. It's freaky, and it's a carpet of department.

415
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: It's freaky. I prefer it like this. I prefer it

416
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: like this, all right, it's just faculous. I did Marie

417
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 1: condo and you put everything nothing? Okay, where do you work?

418
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 1: Where do you work? Plumb? Mike slumbing? Hold on right now?

419
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 1: On seconds? Mike's hey, Mike, Hey, Hi? Uh was not Mike? Okay?

420
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: Who is this is Ted? Ted? Okay, it's Mike. Did

421
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: you work with Mike? There is no There is no

422
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: Mikes just the name of the book. Do you know what? Ted? Yeah? Great?

423
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 1: Great Ted? Ted, I'm here with what was you? Bill? Bill?

424
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm your Bill? And he's sick of he can't Bill.

425
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what he knows? What he doesn't know?

426
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 1: You what he knows? Like she didn't say what to do?

427
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: If nothing brought you joy? Okay? What's your last name? Peterson?

428
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: But Bill Peterson? You know Bill Peterson? You know that guy?

429
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: But what's going to talk to me about it? What's

430
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 1: going on? What history you got? Well? I mean he

431
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 1: works for me. But are you at work right now?

432
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: Stay right there? Hey, you stay here, I'm gonna go.

433
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Ted. Sure, where's the shampoo? Where's

434
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 1: and he's so leave me alone. I'm not Maddy. You

435
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 1: in nothing nothing? No. People were going over we get soap.

436
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: Most did you go from a prison cell right into

437
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: this apartment. I used to have things. What happened? I

438
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: watched Marie Condo and I read the book What Sparking

439
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: Joy and it went through item by item and it

440
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,439
Speaker 1: was after a breakup and nothing for me? Joy and nothing? Now?

441
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 1: Can I do have a vacuum? Vacum brings a joy?

442
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: So this is a sea piper? Yeah? Yeah, that's cool. Anyway,

443
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: so your little handking getting there? That that's that's wild.

444
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 1: I got tiny hands? Uh? What's up with? What's up with? Bill? Look?

445
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: I want to fire the guy, but I just don't

446
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: have the heart to do it. So you're looking for

447
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 1: someone to fill the job. Would you do it for me? Oh?

448
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm yeah. I mean I could be yeah, and then

449
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: I could Yeah? Would you fire him? And while I'm here?

450
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: While I'm here, won't you take a look these pesticide pills? Huh?

451
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: So what I just pop one in my mouth? Any

452
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: any pestis that are inside of you? I need I

453
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: need some water? That was not you have another one

454
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 1: happens like a horse pill. All right, I don't know

455
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 1: how many supports to take. Hey, Ted, good to see

456
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: you again. Back in the doctor's office. Now, I got

457
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 1: some good news and some bad news for you. I'm

458
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: sorry to do I gave you the wrong papers. Oh

459
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 1: thank god. Yeah, okay, just this is you're bad at

460
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: your job. You're a bad at your job. Now, Ted,

461
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,479
Speaker 1: I'm looking to here. Okay, well it's changed because it's

462
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: a different file. It's all good news. Oh great, Yeah,

463
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: you have no more pestis in you. I'm so sorry

464
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: to do this. I don't know you could keep going

465
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 1: with that and then he could come back. Okay, let's

466
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 1: pretend I got more pest New information just came in.

467
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 1: New information. You are full of pestis and you have

468
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: poison inside of you. What full of pestis and full

469
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 1: of poison? I thought you told me my pestis didn't

470
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: even dropped. That was for Mr Lawrence, who you are not? Um,

471
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 1: she's not great at what she does. I am great

472
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: at what I want to do. Well, what she wants

473
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 1: to be is an artist, and she's a great artist

474
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: than you. He's saying, I'm full of pest and poison

475
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: and poison, that's right. What's your recommended? Uh, I'm gonna

476
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: refer to the artists in the room. Oh this is

477
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: the first come on. Thank you. Dr Cosmo, I think

478
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: used this pain to propel you into your next project.

479
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: Eastern Eastern. Alright, so you want to book a flight

480
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: to Florida? Is that correct? Yeahs an airport there, There

481
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 1: is an airport. There's the only airport in Florida. Uh. Here,

482
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: we got two planes available, one of them, hope gonna

483
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: need one? Okay, well one of them you're gonna have

484
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 1: to fly the other one. You can just be a passenger.

485
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: I'll do the one where I'm a passenger. I can

486
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 1: see that that one is filled up. So what I'll

487
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: do is it just get filled. It just got filled.

488
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 1: So let's let's do this. Let's have you if you

489
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: want crashing my place. Hey, Bob, do you find me

490
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: that pilot yet? For flight? Almost almost ship? Is this

491
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: my pilot? Uh? Yeah, we're just standing there. When are

492
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: you going to Gainesville? And you can fly? Absolutely? Born o?

493
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,479
Speaker 1: My God took him set on no angels. So now

494
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: I gotta get a new on the captain. Wait, where'd

495
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: you train? I'll start from the sky? Well, sure, eventually

496
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: over what town and city? Statesmen bar California? Great spot,

497
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: it was a beautiful spot place to fly that FLA

498
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: just have the keys to the pling ted. We actually

499
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: found a pilot for the Gainesville flight. Okay, that's great.

500
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. There's just a lot to happen in this morning.

501
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: What's going on? I just found outing full of poison

502
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: and I went straight to the airport to book a flight.

503
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: Oh you gotta turn that painted dart? Yeah, turning that

504
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: paint in dart? Yeah you know. Um, it's gonna sound.

505
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if I already pitched it. Do you

506
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: want to come and crash in my place a little bit?

507
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: How would that help? Sherry? I don't understand how and

508
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: why the coffin brings you joy though it's not. It's

509
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: not a coffin. It's a box. That guy called it

510
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: a coffin. Everyone's calling it a coffin, but it's a

511
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: wardrobe box. Bill. Are you going to be late for work?

512
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: Or it was my job? What do you? When did

513
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: this happen? Just happened? I got a call when I

514
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: finally slipped out, fucking cockroaches all over the place, and here,

515
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: what is this? Just leave me alone. I didn't invite

516
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: you in. I didn't invite you in. Would your pesticide

517
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: get rid of her cockroaches? They're fine. I don't want them. Well,

518
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: knock those cockroaches right the hell out is what it'll do. Okay,

519
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: please leave my home. I do love it here. Well,

520
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: these cockroaches are coming out of your pants. What do

521
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: you do? What's the problem? Are you bringing bugs into

522
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: people's homes? I would never do that, damn it. Come

523
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: on here, they are coming out of your pants. Alright,

524
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: it's an old track in the business. I'm so sorry

525
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: you put cockroaches in your pants. I'll remove them for free.

526
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:28,959
Speaker 1: I feel wait, I would like the group to listen.

527
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: They will, but they will. But alright, how many we

528
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: gotta put in there as you can fit? Now you

529
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: are going to be wanting to loose cargo pants. Okay,

530
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: that means a lot. Right now, where did you get

531
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: the cockroaches from? We breed them? Huh? How about you

532
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: got your pants right now? These pills safe to swallow? Something? Something?

533
00:30:55,960 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: Can I bring lava? Can you bring a lava? Lava?

534
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: All right, welcome folks to fly to thirty one. My

535
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: coo co pilots got a few things to say. Let's

536
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: put her on the mic. If you don't mind, co

537
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: Pilot take your way. I'm not talking to them. They're

538
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: talking to the pest on the back and there, even

539
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: though I can't see them. That's exactly right. Let's trip

540
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: it as fun. It's an intercom stewardess. Stewardess, yes, which one,

541
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: probably it's stewardess. That's me, Sam. Listen, this is kind

542
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: of emerging. Whatever I'd like to get off this plane

543
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: before we take off. It just please, I mean, it's

544
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: clear that there's one person up there that is not

545
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: in touch with what it means to be a pilot

546
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: or a co pilot. It was it clear. Please, I'm

547
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: looking at buttons, y'all, and y'all are alls not all

548
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: the way in your seats? And I want y'all know up.

549
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: I'll do a pretty shake the trust punning me. We're

550
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: gonna be cruising at fort hundred months today and Sam, Hey, Sam,

551
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: can can you give me a second? I can't Okay,

552
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: I need diet coke and I need sweet tea. Please

553
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: fill the stations as you are required to. You got it, great?

554
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: Look at me the eye, Sam, thank you. I'll let

555
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: you go up my shirt over my bra every time

556
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: this plane takes off. And that's not good enough for you. No,

557
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not because I look at me. I

558
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: want a relationships. Your first time flying all the time.

559
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: I just first time. This is not a normal flight,

560
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: you and I. It's not. No, I will never bow

561
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: the doors. Look at their neighbor alright, making eye contact.

562
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: I got you, buddy, Sam, you can grab But no,

563
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: I want a relationship. I don't want to. I don't care.

564
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: I didn't happen over here. This is inappropriate. Thank you

565
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: for thank you. I shouldn't be offering your body as

566
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: a thing. You shouldn't be saying it's not enough I want.

567
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: I'm telling the airline I'm ever offered your body as

568
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: a thing. No, I'm a secret. Maybe secrets out you're flying?

569
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: Do you guys want to split a bottle of wine

570
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: with me? Right now? You just take a little one,

571
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: take a little nuts. You know that stewardess that's been

572
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: walking around we have a relationship. It's just I can't

573
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: believe I'm open up to you all. I shouldn't be

574
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: doing this. I'm a steward stewardess is those people who

575
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: were magicians? Is that what you're asking? What were you're

576
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: asking that they before? Oh my first time you know

577
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: maybe I shouldn't be in at sea cheers stare were

578
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: in the air a flying airplane. Can I just say

579
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: something now that new pilot is that they're gonna crash.

580
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: They're gonna crash quickly, right. Look, we are in the air,

581
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: y'all shit and fucking everything else. This is your pile

582
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: speaking and we are in the air and it is

583
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 1: going good. So I'm amazed. Terry opened the door, opened

584
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: the door, come out. It's just you in a in

585
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: a soapless bathroom. Coaches and that scene too. Hey, alchemists,

586
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 1: I've been listen to your podcast since the beginning and

587
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: it provides so much needed levity to my work day. Uh.

588
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: Not to pick favorites, but I especially enjoy Vanessa and James.

589
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: I've seen suggestion comes from my current work situation. A

590
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: company is pushing its employees to higher and higher productivity,

591
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: including extra hours, and everyone is getting understandably burnt out.

592
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 1: There was one annoying employee trying to keep a positive attitude.

593
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 1: Can't wait to hear what you want to come up with,

594
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: keep it up erin. Oh god, I can't stand working here.

595
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: I can't Somebody kill me, dude, super productive, tell me

596
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: tell me how to turn this boat around. Man, But

597
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: turn this boot around. I just wanted all day, just

598
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: want it all to want to be here. Let's just

599
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: take a quick break, no break, nobody stuff for us back. Okay,

600
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: So what dumb? So what's cut you down? I just

601
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: I can't take the hours. I can't work more than

602
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 1: eight hours a day. Oh come on, it doesn't get

603
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: fun until twelve is up. How do you do it?

604
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: What's your secret? Just tell me. I go home and

605
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: I just work a little more, and I keep it

606
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: from myself. What it's just? You know what it's like.

607
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: The first hour or two is just getting yourself repped

608
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: up to work once you're started. I'm so sorry, that's it.

609
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: You just keep a positive attitude. I mean, you'd be

610
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: surprised what you can do with the positive attitude. Oh

611
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: that's my colors. Why are we? I'm sorry? Oh that

612
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 1: doesn't take that much pressure to bring it to take

613
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: these screws and make sure that they're tightly fastened onto

614
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: this pump. Good job, thank you. Okay, So I'm looking

615
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: over your resume here. Wow, yale, Yeah, that's exciting. That's exciting. Um,

616
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: Now do you know what it is? We do here,

617
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Okay, that was kind of my issue,

618
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: you were. You seem overqualified. Frankly, we take screws, then

619
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: we tighten them onto pipes. So I just I just

620
00:36:55,160 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: need a job, lady. Mm hmm. Okay, Now this is

621
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 1: what I would call a hostile work environment. You see

622
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: these whips. These aren't just for show. Okay, we use

623
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: them on the employees. On the employees. All right, you're

624
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: still in Yeah, how much does it the pen? Eleven

625
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 1: dollars an hour? So every hour you make eleven dollars

626
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 1: really sixty minutes? Boom boom. I couldn't have it over here.

627
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: I'm in the cubicle next door. Congratulations on your education,

628
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: by the way. Yeah, I never thought of it like

629
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: that every hour, so like somebody's going around handing out

630
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: eleven dollar bills just about. I always just thought of

631
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: it as you know, just you get it when you

632
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: get it. But that is a great way to pass, like, boom,

633
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: another eleven dollars that you didn't have you now have?

634
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: I love that, honestly, Yeah, okay, dood Loring, it's okay, yeah,

635
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: can you break this eleven dollar bill? How would you

636
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: like like six one dollar bills and then attend all right, wait, no,

637
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: that's sixteen dollars? Is that you know? Can I call

638
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: my manager over first? Yeah, Charlie, yeah yeah. This generally

639
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: want to change for eleven dollar. This is a seven

640
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: eleven where people come in and open up and I'm

641
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: just getting sick and tired of it. Gives the man

642
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: what then he wants okay, and it's one, two, three,

643
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: five six, And you said a twenty dollar bill, said

644
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: a ten dollar bill, right, so twenty dollars plus the

645
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: one five six and there you go, thank you? And

646
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: where's the ten dollar bills? So you don't want to

647
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: take this? I'm taking and you're giving it. Where's my

648
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 1: There's what I asked for? I want to do what

649
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: that guy's doing? Fucking pack of do ma'am? What where?

650
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: Where is the sign I'll side of the seventy eleven

651
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: that says come in and tell us how you're feeling.

652
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: But that guy's getting he only wanted sixteen dollars, he's

653
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: six dollars maybe, And how is that your business? Well,

654
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: it's became my business when it became in my purview.

655
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: And now I went forts this is your fault. By

656
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: the way, how yeah, baby, how's your day it work?

657
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: You're thinking about joining any of those nonprofits and maybe

658
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: one of those big old banks to get a job

659
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: doing something there. Uh no, all right, that yell degree

660
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: is kind of just sleeping on the shelf. Look, uh,

661
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 1: degrees don't work, people do, right, Yeah, but you know

662
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: they're kind of like the fuel for the brain and

663
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: all that, and so it was just a white get

664
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 1: people to know who you are, what you want to

665
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: get that. I'm washing dishes, baby, baby, can you get it? God? Hello? Yes, Hello,

666
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: this is professor Rogerson. I'm wondering if Steve is there. Yes,

667
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 1: of course, professor. It's your old professor Rogers and the

668
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: gun give that the guys. Look, they give you a

669
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 1: big job after college. Book. I walked with eight eleven

670
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: dollar bills today. Okay, that's not real money. Lots of

671
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 1: man's work. Maybe just take the screws on the pipes

672
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: all this. He's right here, all right, fine, Steve, Professor listen,

673
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: I you're not responding to my emails and I saw you.

674
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: That must be it. I had the wrong email. I

675
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 1: had Steve dot A at Gmail. That's not you, that's

676
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: a guy I don't look. That's the email you gave

677
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: me at the time. I still have that job and

678
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: we'd love to have you over here. What's again making nails? Look,

679
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: you can take your high falutin nail making job. I've

680
00:40:55,520 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: got a real man's job. I'm tightening screws under pipes. Okay,

681
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: what's that bay? Eleven dollars an a fresh eleven dollars

682
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:13,720
Speaker 1: every right up? Yes, every hour on this hey, professor, Hi, welcome,

683
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: So you are a recommendation here at this company. Yes.

684
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: Now shows your previous experience. You were making a hundred

685
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: thirty six thousand dollars a year, so okay, so you

686
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: have a couple of choices. You can keep making a

687
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty six thousand dollars a year or so

688
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: you're waiting every year to get past the hour, so well, wow,

689
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: you just blew. Okay, this feels less specially keep going

690
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: all right, So a whole year you can make that

691
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: much money. Or every single hour you work here, I'm

692
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: talking every hour that you were in this building, right,

693
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: eleven dollars an hour. Watch this and she just made

694
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: it even dollars. I used the clock as a time

695
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: to count how much money I'm making, so in an

696
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: hour goes byd you drop off eleven dollars. I don't

697
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: drop it off. I've never seen cash before. What are

698
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: you so it's eleven dollars an hour for the internet cafe? Yes,

699
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: I thank you? Okay, let me just long in here?

700
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: Can I get that first eleven dollars? Yeah? Here you go?

701
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: Thank you, Steven. Can you spot me? I didn't bring

702
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: eleven dollars, but I need to get online. I don't

703
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 1: know you can you spot me? I saw in your wallet?

704
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 1: I guess I saw in your here? Thank you? Okay,

705
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: how Steven done at gmail? Excuse me? Good help over here? Said,

706
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: I'm Steve dot gmail dot com. You're stevenh huh? What

707
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: are the fucking chances? I don't know. I'll tell you

708
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: what the jeans are? Two in Wow, have a good day.

709
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: Thank you your love. Here's your campuccino? Thank you? Is

710
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: that so that's your Uh? It's a it's the cafe's computer.

711
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. Could you get your ship off

712
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: of it? I just want to make it more like

713
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: my home, right, but it isn't. It belongs to the cafe. Okay,

714
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,439
Speaker 1: I could take off the baby babies. Yeah, thanks, okay,

715
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Let me know if you know anything else. Okay,

716
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 1: what is the A stand for almi in? Oh? I

717
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: don't have any messages? Okay, well all right, thank you.

718
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 1: You're in a cafe. Are you sure you don't want

719
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: to stay a little bit longer? He's still this cappuccino

720
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: on me have a burning this place for everything? Sing

721
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: this place where this is just a small mom and

722
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: pop internet cafe. I'm a lawyer. Oh wait, you guys

723
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: don't need to talk to each other. I'm a lawyer.

724
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: Come on, let's take him for everything. Stop it. You

725
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: didn't even pay an eleven dollars. You're just standing here

726
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: glucking it out of the Okay, okay, so let me

727
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: get this straight. You you killed somebody. No, no, no, no,

728
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,919
Speaker 1: in the case the person died because they You're my lawyer,

729
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: So anything I can say, Hey, this is a seven eleven,

730
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: for God's sakes, Okay, this is my clients. This is

731
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: my clients. Yeah, whatever, whatever, Okay, But to be fair,

732
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: I can talk about it if I want. I want

733
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars and that hot dog. I killed the

734
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 1: lawyer because he was offering to represent the burnt down

735
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: those dogs. Good? Are you even paying attention? Okay, go

736
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: for go for go for you killed, I didn't kill.

737
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: He's still out there and I want you to find

738
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: her and need coming to my office. UM, I have

739
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: good news for you. We're giving you a race. Every

740
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. You were going to get a small bag

741
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: from a variety pack of chips of your choosing. Now

742
00:44:55,920 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 1: that's every thirty minutes of the day. Whatever you like.

743
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: I couldn't help it. Over a year. You must have

744
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:13,240
Speaker 1: done something right. Smarty pants, blaze, Friedo's cattle. There's no kettle.

745
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: We're not made of money. Baby with the chips, ruffles,

746
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: Frito's classic five honey. None of this is gonna pay

747
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: the bills, all right, have some chips? Can you get that?

748
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: I'm washing the dishes, Can you get it? God? Hello,

749
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: I'm here to collected bills. Just one second to it's

750
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: the bill person. We don't have any money. Bag of chips.

751
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: Would you take these fritos except chip there in my hand?

752
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: I took them, she offered, Thank you. I'm also gonna

753
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: need five seventy dollars. Seventy that's very reasonable. Stop crying. Dollars,

754
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: and now you don't. I don't any more bad I

755
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 1: get bait and chips. Now, oh my god, in my office.

756
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: Now you're the one who walks around the office saying, work, work, work,

757
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: all the tame. I've been doing a really good job.

758
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: I got a broken collar bone and a lot of

759
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: news for you. Bad news for you. You are now

760
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 1: going to be making less hourly than you were. I'm sorry.

761
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 1: I couldn't help it over here, but I'm almost productive

762
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: member of the team. What does productive mean to you?

763
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: It means that I got the most screws into pipes.

764
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: And it's the problem what I have. I bring the

765
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: moral up. Get this, get this every hour when you're

766
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: making money, he will be making less than that. We're

767
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: going to be removing the pocket change he currently has

768
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,919
Speaker 1: change on the bus. I'm so sad to hear that. Well,

769
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: hang in there, we're going to I'm going back to

770
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: fifth and Main Street. It needs a change, that right,

771
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have any change. I just got back.

772
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: Oh you got any chips? You know? They actually the

773
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 1: only thing I have? Just these? Can I get the bus?

774
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: So I don't have any change out there? But my

775
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: husband he was a lawyer. He was killed today in

776
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: a computer move an elf under. I'm not I'm a

777
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: little pleas would no, but you have jingles on your Okay.

778
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: Now we're getting into problematic territory, alright, and I just

779
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: really need to take this bus home. I take a

780
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: job at the mall, Okay, and I feel like shit

781
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: about it? So do we want to keep talking about it?

782
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: My husband? The little work that you know, I have

783
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: a degree. How would I just hang onto the back

784
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 1: of the bus and you just dragged me? Just do it? Okay,

785
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: Just don't. Yeah, we hung on to the back of

786
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: a bus before. Just say it's the first time. It's

787
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: my first time too. I just got to Gainesville, you know,

788
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: earlier this week. Yeah, I was really hoping for some tips.

789
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: I feel like my knees. Yeah, I'm gonna keep your

790
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: legs loose. You don't want to keep your ass closed.

791
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,439
Speaker 1: You don't want to keep your tongue inside of your mouse,

792
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: because honestly, the jowl and the biggest thing you're not

793
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: not not It's just like that's the biggest thing that's

794
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: the problem, is boughting on a tongue off. That makes sense, Sam,

795
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: you touched my butt. You touched under my shirt. I

796
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: don't understand why you're not happier. You don't talk to me.

797
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: You don't talk to me. I let you touch me

798
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: where I tell you. But you touched me with your

799
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: tongue in a way that it's it's a word that

800
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: you're using to get to my heart. Not in Gainesville.

801
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: Not in Gainesville. So maybe that's problem, and maybe that's

802
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: me problem, so good luck. Maybe that's a meat problem.

803
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: Maybe that's a meat up problem. Maybe that's a meat'srouts from.

804
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: Maybe I knew a man once named Stephen dot a

805
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: meep Us, and maybe I'm I'm in love with him,

806
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: and maybe if you found him, maybe you and I

807
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: could talk until then and be happy. Do you guys

808
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: want more garlic? Man? Yeah, we're done? Oh? Interesting there?

809
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: All right? Well, when you were touching that garlic bread,

810
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: your hands were kind of burning. So is that all right?

811
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: Is a garlic bread hot? Not too hot? And I'm

812
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 1: sorry you saw me touching it. You have blisters all

813
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: your head. It's a separate blister incident the bread. No

814
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm not you're a vampire. Take it back? No, No,

815
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: I don't mind. Excuse me? Is it not if it's

816
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: not too much trouble, i'd I'd love to get a

817
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: drink to my uh you know my No, I'm sorry.

818
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: I was in a target in Minnesota. I got attacked

819
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: by an alien lives there. Oh yeah, you don't wait, Jim, Jim, Yeah,

820
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: I've heard of you. Fus pharmacist. Yeah, but you gotta

821
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: have a slip from the doctor, you know. Yeah, that's

822
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: how it works. Did you want to drink to your

823
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Speaker 1: seat or yeah? I drink to my seat. And did

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Speaker 1: anyone want more garlic bread? I brought enough for the

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Speaker 1: whole plane. I don't think anyone should have it. You're

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Speaker 1: a vampire. I'm not a vampire. I wouldn't make garlic

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Speaker 1: bread if there was a vampire genie. That's just one

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Speaker 1: way to pass, you know. I mean, that's the one

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Speaker 1: with you to be like, oh, that's the main way

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Speaker 1: to pass. And a girl, if you made some for

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Speaker 1: the whole plane, you know, i'd take some off your hands, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: any front of debs here you go. Sorry, I'm touching it. Well,

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Speaker 1: my wife used to make garlic bread, and uh she's dead.

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Speaker 1: She gassed and then Prince passed. It's been a hard

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Speaker 1: did you want wine? Well, you know, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to be too much trouble. But it's not trouble. You

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Speaker 1: want wine, Sure, a little whiskey. I'll take a little

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Speaker 1: wis mix them together. How do you want it? Whiskey

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Speaker 1: with wine? Want apple juice? Yeah, a little apple juice

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Speaker 1: and whiskey and wine. That sounds to shake it up?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to shake it up? That sounds good.

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Speaker 1: I can do that. Not a problem, not a problem?

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Speaker 1: You a napkin? No, No, I don't want to trouble.

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Speaker 1: You know what's that press? Stropple? He's got stroup waffle

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Speaker 1: savmy hand me a pipe with a screw in it.

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Speaker 1: Please goddamn it? Oh god, I cut my hand off.

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Speaker 1: There's pine the screw and the pipe wasn't screw tight enough.

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Speaker 1: Who the hell made this? It says it's from from

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Speaker 1: Mike's plumbing. Mike's plumbing. It's get down there, Mike's yeah. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's just Mike. No, this is Ted. Can I talk

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Speaker 1: to Mike. There is no Mike. It's just why is

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Speaker 1: it called Mike Blumman? It's just you know, it's a

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Speaker 1: logo thing. Yeah, we had an accent. One of my

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Speaker 1: guys lost his hand. Okay, so uh look, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm I'm in Gainesville now.

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Speaker 1: I took a couple of pesticide pills, okay, and I'm

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Speaker 1: loaded with poison and my doctor told me to turn

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Speaker 1: my paint into art. So you know, right, I'll be

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Speaker 1: a drag behind a bus in Gainesville right now, there's

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Speaker 1: an alien animal. That's our show for today. We'll get

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Speaker 1: back on the rails next week, and for now, let's

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Speaker 1: thank all of our alchemists, starting with Dynasty typewriter dot Com. Yeah. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's such a great theory and I can't wait to

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Speaker 1: get back there. Upcoming shows. Go to the calendar, Go

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Speaker 1: to the calendar, go to the website, the instagram All

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Speaker 1: Dynasty Typewriter is the cotton candy Owl's beards getting back

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Speaker 1: in acts. Oh, good, good, good good. James Heney the

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Speaker 1: Real James Heeney dot Com is where you can find

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Speaker 1: some stuff from me, alright, and that's where we'll go.

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Speaker 1: Chris Avarado at Chris Evarado, No, he's simple enough. And

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Speaker 1: Mr Craig the Craigslist Podcast is back. We're on hiatus

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Speaker 1: for a while, but We're now in my Top ten

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Speaker 1: movies and uh. You can follow us at Craigslist, Pea

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Speaker 1: Cast on Twitter and Joey Greer at Jeviy Greeber on Instagram,

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Speaker 1: and check out my album good Night on Spotify or items.

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Speaker 1: Let's thank our engineer to the stars, Mr Doug Bainer.

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Speaker 1: My heart Media. Chill next time, ha,