Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat And now joined by
Speaker 1: Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 2: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: And here we go and Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the things we say when we're not on the
Speaker 1: show are a whole lot more entertaining than those that.
Speaker 4: We say on the show.
Speaker 1: Across to bear, Dan, Yes, it is bad Larry at
Speaker 1: the Jersey Shore. Shayan Irving is here, Dylan's here. Producer
Speaker 1: Ray Marvin has to run the controls and listen to
Speaker 1: this and yours truly. Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 5: Hi Larry, Hello, Dan, how are you doing, buddy?
Speaker 1: Everything's good. You sound good, You sound eager, sound crisp,
Speaker 1: you sound alive, Larry, thank you.
Speaker 5: Well, I've been up for since ten o'clock, you know.
Speaker 1: So you've been up for two and a half hours. Yeah, wow, okay,
Speaker 1: good for you.
Speaker 6: God that sounds awesome. I know he's like proud of
Speaker 6: it too.
Speaker 4: I tried that this weekend. I got almost I used
Speaker 4: had therapy today, Danny, emergency session. You had therapy? Yeah
Speaker 4: this morning? Why Well, the roommate was in Dallas longer
Speaker 4: than I was, so I was home alone. And one
Speaker 4: of the nights I stayed up till like four or
Speaker 4: five in the morning watching Chinese crime thrillers, and then
Speaker 4: I took my head meds a little late, and so
Speaker 4: I slept until two the next day, and the roommate
Speaker 4: thought I died in my sleep, or that I had
Speaker 4: a room full of you know, friends over, and she
Speaker 4: sent a buddy of mine over. Anyway, she was like,
Speaker 4: I have to worry about you.
Speaker 6: You're forty one, you're a father.
Speaker 4: At was the last had you know, So we had
Speaker 4: to do the session with her. Yeah. I didn't go well.
Speaker 4: Yeah with yeah us therapy, her therapist. It was not great. Yeah,
Speaker 4: her therapist. The new haircut looks cute, though, what do
Speaker 4: you think I did that for that? She told me
Speaker 4: to for the therapist, No, for the roommate. She said, Cuddy,
Speaker 4: you look like a fucking hippie.
Speaker 6: He's like, i'd really prefer if you don't like Chas
Speaker 6: Bono from that.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 6: It does make you a little more like, uh like unassuming,
Speaker 6: you know, like, yeah.
Speaker 4: I look more respectable.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well yeah, no, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I thought the hair looked good.
Speaker 1: I liked it last week. I thought it it was
Speaker 1: kind of stylish, youthful.
Speaker 4: I told her Danny liked it, and she said, well,
Speaker 4: Danny ain't married to you, is he? WHOA? She better
Speaker 4: watch herself.
Speaker 1: She's on one, dude, Because you think that was gonna work,
Speaker 1: like Dan, like most things probably do work when you
Speaker 1: say well, Dan said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she loves Dan. But no, I got ship hold. Okay, yeah, yes, Martvin, what.
Speaker 1: But look when you see the tattoo on the side
Speaker 1: out of his head, that does make you think twice
Speaker 1: before trying to start some ship.
Speaker 4: That's true. That's my defense mechanism thirty eight snubnos out
Speaker 4: of my head.
Speaker 1: What other gun did you consider putting on the side
Speaker 1: of your.
Speaker 4: No, this is my favorite pistol of all time, the
Speaker 4: only one.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's like your version of Cauliflowerers Like, yeah, by
Speaker 6: the way, as we're taping this, p Diddy, he found
Speaker 6: not guilty of racketeering and sex trafficking.
Speaker 4: No, no, yeah, why are you as system prevailed? Well,
Speaker 4: it's a big deal, poor guy. You did say I
Speaker 4: did call this. I called it. I said, Yeah, he's
Speaker 4: a weirdo. But just because you got a thousand bottles
Speaker 4: of Loube doesn't mean.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be hard to stick any like hard.
Speaker 4: Oh what are we doing here?
Speaker 6: Stuff him?
Speaker 4: Yeah? After this? I don't know.
Speaker 6: I mean yeah, once, I mean you're does he leave
Speaker 6: the country like Alan?
Speaker 4: Does he? Or or that? With people seeking him out?
Speaker 4: Now after what's known, are gonna be really dedicated people
Speaker 4: do a lifestyle?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, you can't be surprised
Speaker 1: if you go to his house now, Yes, Marvin.
Speaker 4: Who does who interviews him first?
Speaker 6: Ellen? Maybe?
Speaker 1: No, Ellen's Ellen doesn't do anything anymore.
Speaker 6: Maybe he'll shack up with her in the UK.
Speaker 4: Or wherever she is.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're talking about before he get Uh, let's see
Speaker 1: who would be the person the boys.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go straight hand.
Speaker 6: That's too I feel like that's too legit. He's gonna
Speaker 6: need to go like the podcast route. I think Rogan
Speaker 6: Rogan did he on Rogan would make sense?
Speaker 4: How about the Tucker Carlson that would also how about
Speaker 4: Alex Cooper.
Speaker 1: Talked about Okay, all right, I think we got something.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, sir, Ray, So I have betting odds I
Speaker 7: just found on this of course. Uh, he's currently favored
Speaker 7: to be sentenced between eleven to fifteen years one twenty
Speaker 7: five more than twenty plays out plus eight.
Speaker 6: Hundred eleven to fifteen's that ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: Wait, I didn't think he was going to jail just well.
Speaker 7: No, it's just one of the charges four hours ago,
Speaker 7: so it might be a little Did this news come
Speaker 7: out four hours ago?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: He got about found guilty of like transport four other prostitution. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: so Wednesday night.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I feel like there, I feel like they'll
Speaker 6: go for some of the maximums under those penalties just
Speaker 6: because they're like, we're in pretty deep to this shit.
Speaker 4: Are once again the US government overreaching with their executive power.
Speaker 4: Is all right?
Speaker 1: So recapping bad Larry won one unit, so he used
Speaker 1: at three and a half Shay one to two, so
Speaker 1: he's at a half unit plus Dylan lost five and
Speaker 1: he's minus eight math good.
Speaker 3: On all of this sounds right now, sounds all right.
Speaker 1: So here's the question that I'll I'll pose this to
Speaker 1: everybody in the room and Larry. If everybody in the room,
Speaker 1: so me, Marvin, Ray, Dylan, Shay and Larry, if we
Speaker 1: all got together, could we eat more hot dogs than
Speaker 1: Joey Chestnut by himself in ten minutes? Now, we'd have
Speaker 1: to eat seventy six hot dogs and those of us
Speaker 1: in ten minutes?
Speaker 5: No, how many? How many people do you have?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 1: One, two, three, four, five, six?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Shot, Yeah, I'm not eating No, wait, nine minutes, ten minutes?
Speaker 6: Yeah, did you'd eat more than ten?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6: Yeah, remember I did? I got six down. Yeah, No,
Speaker 6: that's a tight It's a tighter window than you think.
Speaker 1: By the way, everybody talks a good game on here.
Speaker 1: Dylan and Ray went to Madison Square Garden to see
Speaker 1: the US starts Masters. So bat Larry and Shaye no show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, I love to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'll drop my daughter off. That's exactly what he
Speaker 6: sounded like.
Speaker 4: I was, you know, alone at the house, Danny, So
Speaker 4: it was really hard for me to motivate myself up
Speaker 4: off the couch onto a train into the city.
Speaker 6: That is a valid point. You are still a bit though.
Speaker 4: If I had a house full of kids, I'd be like.
Speaker 6: Waiting there.
Speaker 1: But Matt, Larry, you sounded like you were going to
Speaker 1: show up.
Speaker 5: I was. But my daughter decides to go back to
Speaker 5: Manhattan the day before, so I just the reason that
Speaker 5: I was going was to bring my daughter back to Manhattan.
Speaker 6: I thought it was to see us and hang out
Speaker 6: and have fun.
Speaker 5: Larry, it was a little part of She left the
Speaker 5: day early, and I texted the boys and said, look,
Speaker 5: my daughter's already back in Manhattan. I'm out.
Speaker 6: Uh okay, it was a lot of fun. Yea, we
Speaker 6: has missed out.
Speaker 4: We move on.
Speaker 1: Malik Beasley involved in a betting scandal and this doesn't
Speaker 1: look promising.
Speaker 6: It doesn't make any sense though, because the the prop
Speaker 6: that was in question that game he went over. The
Speaker 6: weird action was on the under he went over his prop.
Speaker 6: Wait he had it was like under two and a
Speaker 6: half rebounds that the line got all fucked up on.
Speaker 6: That's where they were like, look at the suspicious movement
Speaker 6: he used to hit the over.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing there were probably other instants saw a fast.
Speaker 4: Break thing against Yes, that was funny. That was clear
Speaker 4: as day.
Speaker 6: He was like, give me the ball now, bust down nine.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that's that's that's not good.
Speaker 6: But it's weird that that's the one that they cited.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: We're getting close to a football season. Here are we
Speaker 1: betting on preseason football this year?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Right? Hall of Fame game?
Speaker 6: Yeah, dyl Hall of Fame. Yeah, the Hall of Fame
Speaker 6: game is kind of the funniest one of the preseason.
Speaker 4: I didn't I bet. I used to bet on the auditorio, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's I bet they take. I would be curious
Speaker 6: to know how much action sportsbooks take on that game.
Speaker 6: I bet it's a shocking amount.
Speaker 1: Because you've been waiting to bet football for a long time, Larry,
Speaker 1: Have you bet on the Hall of Fame game?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Pre season football, I bet on. I've just been,
Speaker 5: you know, doing some soul search. And I used to
Speaker 5: just bet the four major golf tournaments, the three you know,
Speaker 5: Triple Crown races, and then you bet the travelers at
Speaker 5: up at Saratoga. Now I'm betting like horses every Friday.
Speaker 5: I'm betting stupid parlays in baseball because I got another
Speaker 5: couple of best today and I'm bet Joey Chestnow's hot
Speaker 5: dog eating's downward spiral.
Speaker 6: Larry would not that I'm rooting for it, but it
Speaker 6: would be funny if you had went over your skis
Speaker 6: a little bit and had to work seven days a
Speaker 6: week at your job.
Speaker 5: That will never happen.
Speaker 1: The Steelers all in, dude, But the over unders eight
Speaker 1: and a half? Hasn't he won eight games like every
Speaker 1: year he's ever gotten. Yeah, he's never had a losing season.
Speaker 4: Eight and a half his first losing for how long? Though?
Speaker 1: But then that's it. Maybe it's one and done for
Speaker 1: both of those guys.
Speaker 6: Rogers is done already. I think this is just that just.
Speaker 1: You know, over under eight and a half is really
Speaker 1: I would have had it at nine and a half.
Speaker 4: Do they think he's going to make it through the
Speaker 4: whole season, that's a question.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he gets hurt or bail, right.
Speaker 1: So they open up at the Jets. So they open
Speaker 1: up with a loss. They Steelers open up with a loss.
Speaker 6: At the Jets. Yes, that probably is a loss.
Speaker 1: Then they got the Seahawks at the Patriots, Vikings, Browns
Speaker 1: at the Bengals, Packers, Colts at the Chargers, Bengals at
Speaker 1: the Bears Bills at the Ravens, Dolphins, Lions, Browns Ravens.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm definitely taking the Jets.
Speaker 6: That's a justin field revenge game.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, No.
Speaker 6: I also, I mean, I can't bring myself to bet
Speaker 6: on the Jets, really, but that does seem that is
Speaker 6: a game the Steelers losing that they beat Like, I
Speaker 6: don't know the fucking Vikings.
Speaker 1: Is there anything of the recap from last week?
Speaker 4: Bad Larry? Anything? You want to recamp?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: It's horrible one now.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, what about you, Shan.
Speaker 4: I've been on a tear Danny Ratings to take note,
Speaker 4: I have ever since that. Honestly, that witch brew that
Speaker 4: I drank, Yeah, after you hit the deer, Yeah, after
Speaker 4: I drank your You're in trouble with your roommate. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but we're going to get through it. But you know,
Speaker 4: I just got in trouble, like sleep until two. She
Speaker 4: was really offended about that. I had nothing to do,
Speaker 4: no kids of the house. Why the hell can I
Speaker 4: sleep till too?
Speaker 6: I actually agree with you on that one.
Speaker 4: What's a big deal? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Did you have anything to do the next day?
Speaker 4: Nothing? Not a damn thing.
Speaker 1: Did you have anything to drink? No, nothing, nothing clean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just watching Chinese crime thrillers, which is pretty
Speaker 4: fucking cool. Where you know where do you Criterion?
Speaker 6: Are you a member of the Criterion Club?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you've been killing it right, it's.
Speaker 4: Been a comeback. It's been a really good comeback, all right, Dylan.
Speaker 1: And a lot of bloodshed here, a lot of red.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That leads us to bad Larry with bets this week,
Speaker 1: Bad Larry.
Speaker 5: Okay, Damn, I gotta look on my phone because I'm
Speaker 5: not I don't have it written down here. I got
Speaker 5: the Astros minus one and a half runs and the
Speaker 5: Dodgers minus one and a half runs, just straight bets
Speaker 5: one unit each.
Speaker 3: Ray.
Speaker 5: Did you get me a line on the hotel getting contest?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: I did, Okay, so I'm going to give those bestsent.
Speaker 5: I got Joey chest not under I.
Speaker 3: Didn't know what the number, seventy one and a half,
Speaker 3: one and a half.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm still going to go under that.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: Then I want I want that husband to beat the chick.
Speaker 5: She's like she's a lock, right, so.
Speaker 4: What is it? Nicky weary?
Speaker 1: And then uh miky sodo Miki Soto.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want her husband to beat her.
Speaker 1: Okay in eating hot dogs?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 5: And then did you find them online for without Joey chests?
Speaker 5: And I want that?
Speaker 1: That's uh Patrick birdle Letto, Yeah, minus one fifty.
Speaker 5: Without Joey chests. And I was like when he took
Speaker 5: Tiger out of the tournament. Yeah, all the ole NaNs
Speaker 5: can play. They're taking Joey Chestnut out and letting the
Speaker 5: other guys eat like.
Speaker 3: Fifty hot dogs. Okay, yes, any okay that even on
Speaker 3: each one of them.
Speaker 4: Okay, uh shae yo Danny. Uh. Wimbledon's coming up, It's
Speaker 4: still it's going on, all right? What I'm just saying?
Speaker 4: Do I do the hot dogs first? What do you
Speaker 4: want me to do? Yeah? Sure, I got the birdle letty,
Speaker 4: the uh Patrick bird Letty. Yep, look Italian fellow without
Speaker 4: chests nutt. I got no record broken laying two seventy five,
Speaker 4: Bingo Bengo. I got some baseball Larry R. Metz plus
Speaker 4: one o two. Then the fighting Doug Forwards plus one
Speaker 4: oh eight. And then so for Wimbledon, Yeah, Wimbledon, here
Speaker 4: we go. Got my racing or my tennis guru mensic
Speaker 4: laying two ten, Paul laying five fifty this is today,
Speaker 4: and then Martinez. This dude's name is Pedro Martinez, tennis player.
Speaker 6: That's that's nice.
Speaker 4: I had to bet on him, yep, plus one eighty
Speaker 4: four mon fuls plus one twenty six and then in
Speaker 4: a long shot to win Opelka plus forty two thousand.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll take. I'll put that's a tilland I'll springle
Speaker 6: on that just for squad ride. Yeah all right, right,
Speaker 6: forty plus forty two, so four twenty one, yeah, all right, dyl,
Speaker 6: all right, Dan hot dog bets. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 6: the record to be broken over seventy six in the
Speaker 6: tournament plus two to fifteen. That's probably a donation, but
Speaker 6: I want to see history happen.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's plus two fifteen.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 6: Joey Chestnut to eat an odd number of hot dogs
Speaker 6: if he eats seventy seven, I catch both those best.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's even money.
Speaker 1: Or seventy five and then you catch that too, but
Speaker 1: I don't get the record. Oh okay, all right, but.
Speaker 6: I would take that took and then winner without Joey Chestnut,
Speaker 6: which has Larry explained, is the someone to have the
Speaker 6: most hot dogs, but without Joey Chestnut in it is
Speaker 6: James Webb at plus two fifty.
Speaker 4: Boo okay.
Speaker 6: And then I have a Wimbledon bet too. Mine's a
Speaker 6: little more simple. Alca has to win plus one twenty five.
Speaker 6: Why that's been He's the Scheffler of tennis. It's a
Speaker 6: pretty fucking safe bet.
Speaker 4: Yick Centner.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like plus one fifty. It's close, and then
Speaker 6: I'm gonna ride Shay's like Opelka or whatever forty two.
Speaker 4: Apparently he serves bombs like howitzers and shit, and that
Speaker 4: matters on the ground. Yeah, from what I've heard.
Speaker 1: Didn't they have a guy who served the fastest serve
Speaker 1: in Wembledon history recently this tournament?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't know. I should know. I didn't.
Speaker 6: You know what I found I saw yesterday They use
Speaker 6: fifty five thousand tennis balls each year at Wimbledon. Doesn't
Speaker 6: that seem crazy?
Speaker 4: Damn?
Speaker 1: Do they donate them to they?
Speaker 6: I saw that They do a variety of things, but
Speaker 6: one of them is they use them as like habitats
Speaker 6: for these little field mice. That's sweart of God.
Speaker 1: Shut off Giovanni, the petsi peri cars. Ooh a Wembledon record.
Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty three mile per hour serve fifty
Speaker 1: three to the face.
Speaker 6: That's that's fast.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you, Dylan.
Speaker 1: Sounds like some Fritzy would say, is it wrong? One
Speaker 1: fifty three and the reaction time. Now, See, it's one
Speaker 1: thing to serve it, it's another thing to return a.
Speaker 4: Serve like that.
Speaker 6: You just gotta get your racket in front of it.
Speaker 1: I always thought Agacy was so great at returning to serve.
Speaker 1: Jimmy Connors when you'd be firing missiles at those guys
Speaker 1: and they'd be like, you know, they just get enough
Speaker 1: of the racket on it to put it on the
Speaker 1: other side.
Speaker 6: He coul.
Speaker 7: Yes, Ray, apparently, one and fifty mile per hour serve
Speaker 7: you have zero point four seconds to react.
Speaker 6: Damn not a lot of time.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Dyllan. We're killing it the day.
Speaker 6: I can keep guying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh so, I don't know. Do we accomplish anything today?
Speaker 4: I got some ponies.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you got some horses already. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go, prescal Race two. Get the number one and
Speaker 1: the four together. Whatever you do, it's Bromista and up
Speaker 1: in time. Uh exact?
Speaker 4: Is there? Box them cam the one of the four
Speaker 4: and then Parks Racing race number seven the five. Dan,
Speaker 4: You're gonna love this name. Right wing Runner is the
Speaker 4: name of the pony I like him to win. I
Speaker 4: also like the one four five dump the bag on
Speaker 4: the box trained by January sixth Enterprises.
Speaker 6: Is that Shane Irvings shell company?
Speaker 4: I would love to own a pony.
Speaker 6: Really need some fucking cash for that.
Speaker 4: Not quarter horses, dude, all right, fucking quarter horses. We
Speaker 4: should get into it, I'm telling you.
Speaker 6: Then, would you, Dan? Dan? I have an investment idea.
Speaker 6: We could talk after the show.
Speaker 4: I got a business plane and everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not investing in horses. Well let's we'll talk
Speaker 1: about it talk later.
Speaker 4: No, we're not. You ever been to Ridoso?
Speaker 6: Discuss?
Speaker 4: What is it? Riodoso, New Mexico. You're been No, So
Speaker 4: we'll go. I still don't You'll love this beautiful I'm
Speaker 4: sure it is.
Speaker 6: But you go to Taos.
Speaker 1: I could go see Julia Roberts thereru. Yeah, she got
Speaker 1: a house there.
Speaker 6: So you know I've seen how to ask there too.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: To bring it down, dude, Why why are we doing
Speaker 1: to talk about traffic because in the same prison.
Speaker 6: And Luigi MANGIONI, isn't he there too?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's Rikers. Yeah, they're all at Rikers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's there with in the same like cell block
Speaker 6: as did he?
Speaker 4: I think wait? I thought did he was in Brooklyn?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I thought he was in Rikers.
Speaker 6: He I remember seeing something when did he first went
Speaker 6: to jail? They were like, did he reportedly upset with
Speaker 6: how much attention? Like newcomer Luigi Mangione's getting over him?
Speaker 4: Let me go to ray here right? Where is did he?
Speaker 7: He's in Brooklyn?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 6: Is where's the That's why m d C.
Speaker 7: Metropolitan Detention Center.
Speaker 1: Uh bad, Larry. Any any plans for the fourth of
Speaker 1: July weekend?
Speaker 5: Yeah, my brother Johnson Town with a bunch of his
Speaker 5: kids and yeah, parties every night starting starting tonight. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's going to be a tough five days, so I
Speaker 5: got to return to work again.
Speaker 2: Dan.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you do it. Five day weekend,
Speaker 4: pretty amazing. We're all proud of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and your cut in my lunch hour right now,
Speaker 5: but we'll take an hour and a half or so
Speaker 5: right now. You guys. Do you guys want anything?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, but I'm sure you'll be at the
Speaker 1: Parker House.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do you Why do you go there? You're
Speaker 1: not picking up any any women.
Speaker 5: I enjoyed the I enjoy the back porch, A couple
Speaker 5: of local guys in there, and then once the young
Speaker 5: kids come in, we go home or go to a
Speaker 5: house party.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, you're crazy.
Speaker 5: I'm just stewing away what we do.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: Look, I enjoyed the atmosphere, but it was way too young.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we were early to that day.
Speaker 1: Yes, I like to go early and then leave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't be there late.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we do like four o'clock to six thirty or seven. Yeah,
Speaker 5: on the back porch.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 6: Larry waits until the girl's going. They're like, you're that
Speaker 6: fucking security.
Speaker 4: Do you wear your uniform there? Do you like it's
Speaker 4: like a faton gun? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hi, I'll show you my sheriff's badge if you show
Speaker 6: me yours officer.
Speaker 4: Hi, Larry, you're arrested, lady. Yeah. A little role playing there.
Speaker 6: Larry gets the actual cops called on it.
Speaker 4: They all know everybody knows that yours get on home?
Speaker 3: What's the exit Larry ninety eight?
Speaker 1: So if you get off exit ninety eight, just to
Speaker 1: ask anybody where bad Larry lives.
Speaker 5: They just did a little song about Exit ninety eight.
Speaker 5: I'll have to send to you, guys. I don't know
Speaker 5: who the musician is standing outside the Stone Pony though,
Speaker 5: which would be Exit one hundred or Exit one hundred two.
Speaker 5: But the song is called Exit ninety eight. I will
Speaker 5: have to have every little retort to him. But the
Speaker 5: only people getting all Exit ninety eight are looking for me.
Speaker 7: Yes, Ray, is it written by Danny Pizza?
Speaker 4: I have no idea that sounds made up a bit
Speaker 4: of the Stone Pony.
Speaker 6: It's a pretty famous venue.
Speaker 1: Very yeah, yeah it was good. Saul Southside Johnny.
Speaker 6: Is he friends with Pizza, Larry or whatever?
Speaker 4: No, he's friends with Springsteen. Oh, oh, you see the
Speaker 4: new Springsteen movie coming out? Yeah, with that kid from
Speaker 4: the Bear. Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna see it.
Speaker 6: I don't they've gotten a little out of hand with
Speaker 6: the music.
Speaker 1: Well, this is just based off Nebraska. Oh it's only
Speaker 1: on the album Nebraska.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, I'm still gonna say it.
Speaker 6: Are they going to put out one for each album
Speaker 6: of his?
Speaker 4: I don't think that's a lot of albums.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would only be interested in Born to Run.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm surprised that's not the one.
Speaker 4: That shit, Like, why wouldn't they do a movie about that?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Nebraska's pretty dark. Oh that's why.
Speaker 6: Is it like an Age twenty four movie or something.
Speaker 6: They're like, let's pick an obscure album of his.
Speaker 4: Let's put a needle in his arm and make him
Speaker 4: cry art.
Speaker 1: I don't think Bruce parties.
Speaker 4: I don't mean Bruce with somebody around him like, oh
Speaker 4: my life is so tragedy, suffer regardless Boom. It's like
Speaker 4: every A twenty four movie they ever.
Speaker 6: Yeah, A twenty four is doing a biopic on Boordain.
Speaker 4: There you go, all right, yeah, DJ depression, way to go. God,
Speaker 4: you brought it down to day.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did, just talking, I know, but you started
Speaker 1: with it Jeffrey Epps trafficking and we were having fun
Speaker 1: bad Larry wearing a police uniform and acting like he's
Speaker 1: frisking people.
Speaker 6: And then it was like, okay, anything else bad happened lately?
Speaker 2: No, So that's it.
Speaker 4: I think that's it.
Speaker 1: It's all we got. By the way, how the podcast
Speaker 1: go between you two left?
Speaker 4: Oh? I guess who didn't show up?
Speaker 6: Now? I had a family engagement.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I did it alone on the Lord's Day.
Speaker 6: Actually, okay, I said I would do it on the
Speaker 6: Lord's Day.
Speaker 4: You never texted me because I didn't believe you, So
Speaker 4: don't come to Dartsy fucker. I couldn't. I couldn't. My
Speaker 4: house was empty.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was really comfortable, and I don't blame you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to go with the
Speaker 1: roommate the way she is now over.
Speaker 4: There, Yeah, no, probably gonna do it over the phone. No,
Speaker 4: it's a holiday, man. I ain't doing ship except you know,
Speaker 4: praising the USA, okay, and being able to lookout for
Speaker 4: see something, say something. It's been a while. That's all
Speaker 4: I'm saying. That is it's true, all right, we've had
Speaker 4: some international situations going on. I would just everybody, you know,
Speaker 4: keep your ears open.
Speaker 6: You're probably open where you live. You're probably super at
Speaker 6: risks too. They're going straight there.
Speaker 1: Uh Marvin said to wrap it up.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, Marvin, Yeah, Mark your next bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, let's wrap it up now. You got see
Speaker 1: you went dark and deep too.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What are you working?
Speaker 2: Four?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 4: I'm just being mindful, okay, helping out America.
Speaker 1: How out we call it quits?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 6: The Shane Movie directed by Woody Allen, produced by.
Speaker 1: Shut Up for Bad, Larry at the Jersey Shore for
Speaker 1: Dylan for producer Ray Shaye, and Irving Marvin. You're truly
Speaker 1: have a have a blessed Fourth of July weekend?
Speaker 6: Amen?
Speaker 4: How about that? Shay. I pray for all of you,
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank.
Speaker 1: You, Please don't actually, we'll talk to you next week
Speaker 1: on Dan Patrick Takes Again. M hm mm hmmm mm
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