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Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.

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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all, So.

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Speaker 1: Don't given them.

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Speaker 3: Black a bust bussing us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, listening toil to show still.

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Speaker 4: Lot joy joy, they have sat.

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Speaker 1: You got to do that.

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 1: Have to turn the mouth turned.

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Speaker 3: My probat to turn the mouth out, to turn along

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Speaker 3: the mony up, come.

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Speaker 4: Come out your.

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Speaker 1: Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all listening to

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Speaker 1: the voice, come on.

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Speaker 4: Dig me now.

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Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey man oh man, got a

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Speaker 1: radio show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Do God so big to me? Man, I just have

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Speaker 5: to tell you about it. I can't help it. It's

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Speaker 5: rather obvious to me how big, how good God is.

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Speaker 5: He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one,

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Speaker 5: he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 5: I'm just over here, just on the receiving end. You know,

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Speaker 5: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your

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Speaker 5: mission today?

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Speaker 4: What are you waiting for? Why do we as people

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Speaker 4: delay what we want.

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Speaker 5: Or delay the process to begin what we want? Our hopes,

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Speaker 5: our dreams, our desires. Why won't you start your mission today?

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Speaker 5: Why don't we all decide together just individually. Look you listening.

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Speaker 5: You got something that you've been dreaming about. You got

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Speaker 5: an ambition of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got

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Speaker 5: goals you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them, everybody's got

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Speaker 5: on everybody's got something that's on the table that they

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Speaker 5: haven't yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start

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Speaker 5: your mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is

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Speaker 5: only hurting you yourself. If you got a goal of

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Speaker 5: aspiration to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you

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Speaker 5: can get back to that because God knows where you

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Speaker 5: left off.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 5: You may have to accomplish a few more things since

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Speaker 5: you stopped for a long period of time, but God

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Speaker 5: knows where you left off, you can get back on track.

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Speaker 5: I look, man, this dream of being on TV since

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Speaker 5: I was a kid, and it got off track. Now

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Speaker 5: it got off track. I just kept it as one

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Speaker 5: of the dreams, and in some real dog moments when

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Speaker 5: it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I was

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Speaker 5: hanging on to was just the hope that one day

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Speaker 4: But that's what faith is really about. Faith is the

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Speaker 4: belief in things that you cannot see. But faith gives

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Speaker 4: you the confidence to keep hoping.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse

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Speaker 5: Jackson say it, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's

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Speaker 5: just the hope. I was hanging on a hope, And

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Speaker 5: I'm talking about when it got real ugly and funky

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Speaker 5: out there for me, when it looked like I wasn't

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Speaker 5: But man, that's what I'm saying. If you got a

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Speaker 5: God holds your place.

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Speaker 6: See.

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Speaker 1: He held on to that for me.

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Speaker 5: He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but

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Speaker 5: he said, Okay, here's where we stopped. You wanna be

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Speaker 5: on TV now when you get it together and you

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Speaker 5: quit tripping and you come and your turn to me,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.

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Speaker 5: Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a

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Speaker 5: lot longer to get here than I wanted to. But

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Speaker 5: then it was necessary because I needed all of them

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Speaker 5: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.

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Speaker 5: That's why I say it every day. See, because of

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Speaker 5: I can tell you about me better I can tell

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Speaker 5: Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,

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Speaker 5: I get it now. See at the time, no, I

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Speaker 5: didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,

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Speaker 5: I was really in total disagreement with God on a

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Speaker 5: lot of stuff he was pulling off on me. But

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Speaker 5: in essence, I was really pulling it off on myself.

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Speaker 5: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through

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Speaker 5: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,

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Speaker 5: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly.

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Speaker 4: Stepped out there and did wrong.

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Speaker 5: He forgave me, he said, because mad if you ever

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Speaker 5: come to me, I have a plan for you that

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Speaker 5: is going to be far and above. It will supersede

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Speaker 5: everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what I did. I

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Speaker 5: just got sick of me, good and sick of me,

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Speaker 5: and I turned it over to God. And then God

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Speaker 5: started working and here I am today. Now He threw

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Speaker 5: it me yet nope, arrived yet nope. But guess what

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Speaker 5: the journey is cool?

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 5: It's like I was talking to this young brother the

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Speaker 5: other day about comedy. He's a really good stand up.

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Speaker 5: You know, this young dude is really good. He said, Man,

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Speaker 5: what is this I feel every night before I go

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Speaker 5: on stage. I don't know what it is. I just

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Speaker 5: want it off me, I said, sir, listen to me,

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Speaker 5: you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back

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Speaker 5: every night before I go on stage.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 5: It's got something to do with pressure, It's got something

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Speaker 5: to do with anticipation.

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Speaker 4: It's got a whole lot to do with the fear

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Speaker 4: of falling. He said.

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Speaker 5: What you mean by that, I say, every night I

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Speaker 5: walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go

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Speaker 5: and step off a cliff. I say, it's a sickening feeling.

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Speaker 5: He said, Man, but you do so well. I said,

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Speaker 5: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want

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Speaker 5: you to understand something. When I first walk out there,

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Speaker 5: it's just stepping off the cliff. Now these jokes provide

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Speaker 5: a parachute which slows my descent when I jump off

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Speaker 5: then I take the audience this way and I swung

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Speaker 5: them back over that. That way, we might swing out

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Speaker 5: to the Colorado Rockies. We may go down to Miami

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Speaker 5: with this joke. We may take it on out to

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Speaker 5: LA and I just swing back and forth till I

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Speaker 5: land softly. The crowd cheers. The night is over with,

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Speaker 5: I said, but it's been too many nights though. When

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Speaker 5: I walked off that cliff and I pulled the cord

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Speaker 5: and the parachute didn't open, I said, naw, I'm just

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Speaker 5: free falling out there for thirty minutes. Ain't no jokes working.

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Speaker 5: Ain't the parachute didn't open. I said, So see, that's

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Speaker 5: what it's like for me. And then you know what

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Speaker 5: I found out. If you done walked off the cliff

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Speaker 5: in life and you ain't got no guard in your life.

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Speaker 5: It's like not having a parachute. You step off the

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Speaker 5: all Now that fog gets you closer to the grave, right, see,

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Speaker 5: we all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.

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Speaker 5: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is

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Speaker 5: when you step off the cliff and you got God

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Speaker 4: You still going down, but it's a nice ride, and

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Speaker 4: God just helps you.

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Speaker 5: Your dessent appear more like a rise and they're more

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Speaker 5: like a euphoric fall, instead of not having no God

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Speaker 5: in your life and you just walking off that cliff

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Speaker 5: every day, free falling. It ain't got no cord, you

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Speaker 5: steady pulling, you hollering the whole way because you do

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Speaker 5: mess around with yourself and ain't let God come into

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Speaker 5: your life and provide a parachute for you. I would

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Speaker 5: rather have a parachute since I got to jump every day,

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Speaker 5: than to not have one. God has been like a

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Speaker 5: parachute for me. Ask me where that came from. I

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Speaker 5: can't tell you. But like I always say, most good

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Speaker 5: things that happen in my life that I can't explain

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Speaker 5: is usually him.

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Speaker 8: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody said,

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Speaker 8: it is Friday, and it is It is Fried Day.

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Speaker 8: It is that big day, that day at the end of.

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Speaker 4: The week, the one that we all love is Friday, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 6: And you are listening and you ride with the Steve

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Speaker 6: Harby Morning Show. So getting ready to buckle up? Hold on,

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Speaker 6: take beaus, here we come. It is the Steve Harby

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Speaker 6: Morning Show. You got Shirley Strawberry, call the Faraoh, Mississippi

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Speaker 6: Monica and kill Junior boy Space.

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Speaker 4: We have made it to Friday. Oh, Thanksgiving is around

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Speaker 4: the coming.

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Speaker 6: If you ain't picked them noodles up yet for that

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Speaker 6: mac and cheese, I can assure you they're not in

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Speaker 6: there now.

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Speaker 4: Them big ale bowls, them big al bowls is gone larger.

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Speaker 4: They gone larger.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got the male bowls gone. Let's

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Speaker 1: see whatever I like to You're so right, because last

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Speaker 1: year I waited till the last minute.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I went to the door.

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Speaker 1: I almost had a nervous bread.

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Speaker 6: They out of them ale bowls, that ocean spray cramy berry,

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Speaker 6: them cans. You're gonna have to get listen. This is

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Speaker 6: what you got to do Monday. You gotta have to

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Speaker 6: get it there when they stock in the shill.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, just sit in the parking lot, wait on

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Speaker 1: the truck.

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Speaker 4: You got to wait on the truck to come in.

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Speaker 6: They coming in on Monday, because I know you didn't forgot,

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Speaker 6: you didn't get that.

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Speaker 4: What else y'all be looking for at the last right now?

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Speaker 4: Ain't green? Oh, I ain't no more greens? Green them

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Speaker 4: more greens or green bean?

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Speaker 1: And you know you've got to run back and get

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Speaker 1: some more onions. You got got to get some more

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Speaker 1: onions and celery for the dressing.

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Speaker 4: Here go another can, he'll go another can. What that

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Speaker 4: carnation milk?

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say.

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say sweet and condensed milk, all.

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Speaker 6: Right, that carnation milk, that's gonna be. That's gonna be

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Speaker 6: an issue for you if you couldn't turkey next in

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Speaker 6: them in them greens?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh?

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Speaker 6: That that right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Smoke they go fast too, because don't nobody really want

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Speaker 1: to use the hamhocks anymore?

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Speaker 6: So that goes Yeah, we're going trying to be a

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Speaker 6: little healthier with it. So yeah, that's the mix. I

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Speaker 6: don't know the mix is in there.

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Speaker 4: My all she wanted was the hamhock.

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Speaker 7: You can.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: She never ate agree, big old ham sitting on her plate.

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Speaker 4: What's that butter? Yeah you don't need some butter. You

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Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that

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Speaker 4: His nest turner.

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Speaker 6: Were about to turn these folks lights off. That's what

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Speaker 7: I'm trying to find Girod. Please get hey Girod. How

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Speaker 7: you doing this? Is Mason Man. I'm the guy that

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Speaker 7: turns the lights on and off. If you haven't paid

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Speaker 7: I actually get ready to turn the lights off, but

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Speaker 11: Who are you again? I'm made exactly so you say

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Speaker 7: I'm getting ready to turn the lights off because the

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Speaker 11: No, I'm at work.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at the house that

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Speaker 7: now that I have is turning twenty one dollars and

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Speaker 4: Is that right?

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Speaker 11: For what the election?

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Speaker 7: For the electric bill? Yes, sir, No, no, sirt no, sirt.

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Speaker 11: No, no, there's nobody at the house, and I don't.

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Speaker 12: Think I owe that much.

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Speaker 7: Well, that's what I have right now. It's two hundred

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Speaker 11: So see, my wife she already paid that.

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Speaker 6: See.

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Speaker 7: Okay, well they don't have a record of that. I'm

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Speaker 12: Well, see that cert.

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Speaker 11: There's nobody home right now?

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Speaker 7: Okay, Well, if no one is here, then I have

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Speaker 7: and and turn the power off until everything is rectified.

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Speaker 11: Oh oh, you in my driveway?

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Speaker 7: I mean your driveway. So is there anyone here? How

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Speaker 11: I'm at work.

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Speaker 12: I can't get off now, but you got to get

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Speaker 7: No, no, sir, I'm not gonna be able to leave

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Speaker 11: Can't turn my power off. I got food and refrigerator

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Speaker 12: Got fish that you know?

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Speaker 11: Come on, man, what do you mean you got fish?

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Speaker 7: What does that mean?

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Speaker 11: I can be there thirty minutes.

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Speaker 12: Give you a cash right now, sir?

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Speaker 7: What what do you mean when you say you got fish?

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Speaker 10: Fish tank?

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Speaker 7: Oh? Fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir,

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Speaker 7: I understand.

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Speaker 11: That, but I'll be there in thirty minutes.

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Speaker 12: You stay right there, don't touch nothing.

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Speaker 10: Okay, So I can't.

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Speaker 7: I can't be here at thirty minutes. I can't wait

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Speaker 11: Thirty minutes. I'll be there with cash, and I'll tell

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Speaker 7: Two what we don't We don't accept cash, sir. We're

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Speaker 7: gonna need a money off.

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Speaker 11: I don't have time to go to I'll be there

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Speaker 7: I can't take cas Are you listening to me, sir?

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Speaker 7: Are you listening to me? I'm listening to you. I

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Speaker 11: I'll be there thirty minutes.

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Speaker 7: Okay, sir, I have to cut I have to turn

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Speaker 7: your power off if you're not here. I give everybody

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Speaker 7: ten minutes, ten minutes where they can pay it or

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Speaker 7: we can actually turn it off. Now, you tell me

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Speaker 7: what you want me to do.

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna call my wife real quick, all right, real quiet.

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Speaker 7: So I don't have time to call you. I don't.

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Speaker 7: I don't have time for that.

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Speaker 12: First of all, sir, I'll get me my wife for

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Speaker 12: a mess up bills. Okay, first of all, okay, okay.

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Speaker 7: If she does the mess up bills, then what the

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Speaker 7: hell is going on?

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Speaker 11: I don't know.

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna call her real quick straight okay.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Well, sir, I don't have a real quick time.

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Speaker 7: What we have to do right now?

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Speaker 11: Is I have to do this.

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Speaker 7: I have to see to turn your power off. You

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Speaker 7: get it turned on now, listen. I can come back

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Speaker 7: and turn this thing right back on next week. It'll

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Speaker 12: First of all, you need to get out of my yard.

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Speaker 12: First of all, for I call y'all.

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Speaker 7: I'm here because I'm supposed to be here. I'm here

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Speaker 7: because you haven't paid.

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna call my way.

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Speaker 7: Look at this right now. I'm here because you haven't

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Speaker 7: paid your bill.

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Speaker 12: I'm paying. My wife pays my bill.

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Speaker 7: Well, how do you even know she paid it?

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Speaker 11: Because you don't know it.

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Speaker 7: Damn, you don't know anything.

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Speaker 12: Hold sir, trust me my white pay the bill. It's

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Speaker 12: a mistake in your system.

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Speaker 7: Get out of my yard.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 7: Are you at Avenue?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, that's correct.

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Speaker 7: But I'm in I'm in the that I'm in the

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Speaker 7: right place, sir, And you haven't played your bill, and

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Speaker 7: I've been ordered to turn it off.

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Speaker 11: I'll tell you what, tell you what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 11: I'm gonna be there at thirty minutes.

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Speaker 7: I know that I'm not gonna be here in thirty minutes. Okay,

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Speaker 12: And not touch My wife paid the bill.

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Speaker 11: Leave my lesson.

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Speaker 7: My wife hasn't paid the bill. Now, maybe your wife

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Speaker 12: Whoa whoa hold whoa whoa whoah hold hold. First of all,

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Speaker 12: you don't.

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Speaker 7: Want that brought in. That's the one that keeps telling

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Speaker 12: Listen and listen, keep my hey.

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Speaker 7: That's why I draw the line.

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Speaker 12: I'll be there thirty minutes means you can tie are gonna.

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Speaker 7: Continue to go back and forth with you, sir. I

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Speaker 7: don't have thirty minutes. I got ten minutes. You understand me.

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Speaker 12: I gotta I'm gonna leave right now. I'm I'm gonna

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Speaker 12: get the car right now. Okay, I'll be there thirty minutes,

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Speaker 12: so I don't.

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Speaker 7: Have thirty minutes. I'm to in and off. You can

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Speaker 7: and we'll come back out here. And it's to reconnect people.

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Speaker 7: One hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 12: So I gotta come up with three hundred.

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Speaker 7: Oh hell, sir, your bill is two hundred and something

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Speaker 7: Reconnect mee.

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Speaker 12: No, well, no that hey, I'll be there in ten minutes.

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Speaker 7: Okay, well, sir, and I've told you before. You have

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Speaker 12: No, listen, listen, let me call my neighbor real quick.

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Speaker 12: O hold, let me call, hold on, let me call.

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Speaker 7: I don't have time for you to click over and

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Speaker 7: call other people. Sir, Is there somebody that can give

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Speaker 7: me a money order? Right now? Yeah?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, right now? Get your money order in five minutes?

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Speaker 7: Okay, now, who's gonna do that?

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Speaker 11: I don't know how I to call my wife.

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Speaker 7: I told you your wife is the reason why you're

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna report you to your suit.

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Speaker 7: I ain't gonna hurt me when I'm out doing my job.

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Speaker 7: You should report your wife but not doing what she's

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Speaker 7: supposed Let's care what you say. If do you want

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Speaker 7: your life on on and off? When you get here?

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Speaker 7: Your lights are getting turned off in the next two

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Speaker 7: tell y'all. Excuse me.

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Speaker 12: I'na tell y'all. Listen, eat my wife's name out your mouse.

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Speaker 7: I tell you what, you know what my supervisor would

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Speaker 12: I don't know what.

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Speaker 7: Tell me tell you that you have been talking to

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Speaker 7: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just

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Speaker 7: god bright.

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Speaker 10: Man.

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Speaker 12: I was on my wedding.

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Speaker 7: Your coworker got Joseph, so he got you.

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna get in.

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Speaker 1: Don't get no more man, man you had.

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Speaker 7: Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, man,

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Speaker 7: what is the baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 12: Come on, man, Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 6: I think I didn't had everything turned off. I'd have

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Speaker 6: had water turn off. I'd had lights turned off. When

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Speaker 6: the water got turned off, my daddy gave me a

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Speaker 6: too to go back out there and turn it back on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we had that tool. Okay, we did have that. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And then back in the day, if you took a

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Speaker 6: big magnet and you taped it to the to the

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Speaker 6: electric meter, it slows it down.

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Speaker 4: I shouldn't be saying this. And that's how your bill

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Speaker 4: be eight dollars.

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Speaker 9: That's how you all right, Thank you, nephew. Coming up next,

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Speaker 9: ask the riddlo are ready to Love Officer Tommy.

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Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, we're talking

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Speaker 9: to the one and only Cheryl Underwood, our girl, Cheryl

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Speaker 9: is coming through to cover topics.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's been a minute since we've talked.

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Speaker 9: To Cheryl, and she's gonna tell us about her upcoming

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Speaker 9: show with our very own nephew, Temmy. Okay, you've been

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Speaker 9: talking about it for a minute, so that's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 9: Cheryl is family to us, of course, and we're looking

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Speaker 9: forward to talking to her. But right now it is

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Speaker 9: time to ask the riddlelo the ready to Love Officer

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Speaker 9: Tommy and Junior.

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Speaker 6: Here we go.

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Speaker 4: Flip flip in.

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Speaker 1: Carrollton writes, My cousin is a single mom and she

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Speaker 1: asks for help to buy Christmas presents for her three kids.

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Speaker 1: I want to help her, but I see what she

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Speaker 1: spends her money on, and she looks like she's doing

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Speaker 1: just fine. Am I wrong for judging her? Should I

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Speaker 1: help her out?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 6: God, she's spending enough money on herself or she looking

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Speaker 6: on fly and everything, and she'd have forgot to save

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Speaker 6: money for her kids. So her priority is in the

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Speaker 6: wrong place, and now she needs some help. And you're

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Speaker 6: trying to decide if you should help or not.

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Speaker 4: You want to look past do you want to look

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Speaker 4: past her faults and see the kids needs? You judging

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Speaker 4: her yourself?

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Speaker 6: Right now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm judging them. I'm judging.

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Speaker 6: I don't want a dog, you know, I love kids,

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Speaker 6: so I don't want get them one bike as three kids.

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Speaker 6: They just gonna have to ride this one bike together.

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Speaker 6: They just gonna have to.

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Speaker 1: You know, kids ride bikes anymore.

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Speaker 4: I'm just asking.

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Speaker 6: We used to ride three to a back, back back

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Speaker 6: in the age. They ain't never been on no handle bars.

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Speaker 6: They don't know nothing.

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Speaker 4: About that awadays. Yeah, nowadays, you're right, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Helmets and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now, I wouldn't help

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Speaker 2: them kids get the damn thing. But I'm gonna keep

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Speaker 2: dressing with the ucio. You got to give him something,

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Speaker 2: your kids and y'all know people to exist with our family,

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Speaker 2: you know what we tell them.

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Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not doing here with you. I'm not

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Speaker 4: doing it, all right, everybody getting see that.

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Speaker 1: Dollars from me?

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 1: But Gucci, now, hey, yes, so there to do.

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Speaker 6: You're wrong, all right?

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Speaker 4: Moving on to Nia in Germantown.

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Speaker 9: Nia says, I'm married and my husband is the best

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Speaker 9: dad and provider, but he's turned into a homebody and

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Speaker 9: refuses to go to a holiday.

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Speaker 1: Party with me.

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Speaker 9: I can't go alone because it's couple's only. Would I

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Speaker 9: be wrong to invite my work husband to go with me?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 4: All right, you're gonna get yourself in something. He comes

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Speaker 4: to the best.

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Speaker 6: Work husband, get out there and get the sipping and

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Speaker 6: sipping and tipping. It's gonna go to another level. I'm

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Speaker 6: just telling you, you and work husband gonna take it

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Speaker 6: to the next level, all right. And all this home

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Speaker 6: body thing you're gonna miss, you're gonna mess up what

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Speaker 6: you got at the house because if we already know

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Speaker 6: work husband just been waiting, just laying in the cut.

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Speaker 4: I hope we go to the big party.

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Speaker 1: To Colt, what's all this? We taking my work husband

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Speaker 1: to the party.

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Speaker 6: What is this?

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Speaker 4: Do you hear yourself?

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Speaker 2: You know Clip crazy, some mus clive husband. You know

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Speaker 2: Clive Crazy, he's a husband. Yeah, what's the work husband's name?

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Speaker 4: Jeff?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what Jeff and you doing, but you

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Speaker 2: know Clive crazy though, Like, oh, I don't nowhere because.

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Speaker 4: Clive sound like.

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Speaker 6: He's ali husband.

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Speaker 4: All right now, all right?

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Speaker 9: Moving on to Charles in Tampa, Childs says, my girlfriend

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Speaker 9: went through my phone and she read a text from

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Speaker 9: my mom asking me if I'm bringing.

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Speaker 4: That girl I am dating to Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 6: Uh.

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Speaker 1: I can see how that's offensive. What's worse my mom's

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Speaker 1: text or my girl going through my phone? The work

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Speaker 1: girl going through this phone. Mama gonna be and Mama,

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Speaker 1: mama gonna say what Mama gonna say?

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Speaker 6: This girl picking up your phone going through it is

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Speaker 6: an issue, yes, big one.

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Speaker 1: And why are you reading his messages from his mom

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Speaker 1: like that? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know it was the other text messaging you

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Speaker 4: didn't read, mama.

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Speaker 1: That's what you're doing.

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Speaker 2: You should have read the one up under mama text.

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Speaker 2: That's the one that had your That's the one you

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Speaker 2: need to be looking at. The one right up under mama, Cheryl.

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Speaker 1: He can read now.

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Speaker 4: Phone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah what Cheryl say, She'll say it. I liked what

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Speaker 2: you had on yesterday. That one, that's the one you

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Speaker 2: need to be worried about.

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Speaker 1: Car left.

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Speaker 4: That one one goes.

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Speaker 1: Angie in Jersey City says, I'm in an open marriage

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Speaker 1: and I had sex with a guy that's eight years

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Speaker 1: younger and he's got a nice six pack. I showed

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Speaker 1: my husband his picture and he says he's too young

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Speaker 1: for me. Is that the real issue? Or is he

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Speaker 1: mad because the man is muscular? It's so musky.

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Speaker 6: Some some some of this stuff just too open that

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Speaker 6: that's just I mean, it's open, and then it's wide old.

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Speaker 6: I don't like wide wide open. It's just too much.

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Speaker 6: This is waye it's wide old. Now you just you

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Speaker 6: first of all, you done told him who you've been.

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Speaker 6: I don't know how this works.

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Speaker 1: Okay, my marriage is closed, yeah, clothed lot of seal.

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Speaker 6: You know, one of the bank bomps list just shut.

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Speaker 6: So I don't understand the whole Yeah, this is who

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Speaker 6: I would laugh. We take him, Take up my boy,

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Speaker 6: Look at my boy, look at it, look at this

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Speaker 6: something easy.

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Speaker 1: You imagine your husband.

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Speaker 6: What I can't imagine Jackie coming home talking about me

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Speaker 6: and Donald and going to the movie you and don Donavan.

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Speaker 4: I didn't like Donovan first and going to the movie.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to burn the whole movie theater today.

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Speaker 2: What would do if you just came home and showed

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Speaker 2: him what were tied to? If you can't gonna show

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Speaker 2: him a man on your.

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Speaker 4: Phone, well, let me just put it like this.

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Speaker 1: We'll be watching the news.

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Speaker 4: When you start off with, well it's a problem.

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Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if it's gonna be date line.

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Speaker 7: Local news.

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Speaker 6: It's gonna be forensic file.

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Speaker 4: That's what it gonna be.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, forty eight hours, all all the shows.

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Speaker 4: You're just you're newly wet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what what queen? What question?

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Speaker 4: Me and man?

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Speaker 1: Only two years that Queisha have that just idea, just

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Speaker 1: the idea why everything goes away that day?

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Speaker 6: And animal.

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Speaker 1: By myself and the dog is going to the dog

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Speaker 1: dogs tak she gon dog ain't dead nothing, you.

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Speaker 7: Know?

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Speaker 4: Wow, Yeah that's a bit. She showed you a six

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Speaker 4: pack on the phone. Who these are hypothetical?

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Speaker 1: Got on right now?

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Speaker 4: Better answer.

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Speaker 1: Quit.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna find this out right now.

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Speaker 5: We already write the letter on your phone.

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Speaker 4: It ain't your ain't by It's a six pack of soda.

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Speaker 4: It better be on that.

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Speaker 1: That's what it better be a six pack of Sprite

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Speaker 1: coke gingerator.

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Speaker 4: My wife would we.

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Speaker 7: It's gonna be.

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Speaker 1: The lawsuit with the yes only closed marriages on this show.

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Speaker 1: I love it all right.

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Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, we missed her,

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Speaker 9: our girl, Cheryl Underwood.

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Speaker 4: Right after this, Yeah you're listening Morning show.

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Speaker 6: Today, we are joined by the one and only Cheryl Underwood.

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Speaker 6: CHLL is out here to cover trending topics and we

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Speaker 6: got a big show coming up in New Jersey that

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Speaker 6: we're gonna talk about. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together.

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Speaker 6: Our family member, a member of Zeta five Beta. Not

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Speaker 6: only that, the girl got a Daytime Emmy Award. Lord

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Speaker 6: Hemn Mercy, please welcome talk show host, stand up comedian,

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Speaker 6: the one and only Cheryl Underwood.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, hey, she.

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Speaker 7: The girl.

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Speaker 6: My Chicago.

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Speaker 5: You know you know it.

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Speaker 1: I might have to go back there and sling these jokes.

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Speaker 13: Going to New Jersey because you know the talk is

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00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 13: coming to an end, right, y'all know that, right, I

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00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 13: knew what was coming.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know what I didn't know. I don't know

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Speaker 4: when it is. When is it?

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Speaker 13: December twentieth is the last day, So you know I'm

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Speaker 13: over there, Junior, getting everything I can, yellow pads.

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Speaker 4: Blackmore everything on the way out.

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Speaker 13: You better know, Twizzlers, I'm over at Craft Service making

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Speaker 13: it happen like I will never eat again, Shirley Strawberries, since.

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Speaker 1: You'll do how many years? Well, this is our fifteenth season,

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Speaker 1: this is our season.

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Speaker 13: But you know I'm functioning like when me and Shirley

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Speaker 13: used to work over at Carson Perry Scott. You know

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Speaker 13: it gotta clean him out, gotta gotta clean them out.

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Speaker 2: But I thank God for the blessing, and I love

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Speaker 2: the fact that my fans are coming to see me

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Speaker 2: do live comedy. So Tommy, you know, I want to

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Speaker 2: thank you because you know, like any other American, when

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Speaker 2: the job go down, you got to figure out what

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Speaker 2: your next move is and stand up Revity.

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Speaker 1: It's always the next move.

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Speaker 13: So I gotta thank you for putting me on the

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Speaker 13: New Jersey Show where we're gonna be where we're gonna be.

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Speaker 6: We are at the NJ PAK Baby Saturday night, November thirtieth,

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Speaker 6: that Saturday, right after right after Thanksgiving, right after Black Friday.

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Speaker 6: And it is it is myself, It's it's you, Sheil Underwood,

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Speaker 6: It's Dominique and Faness Mitchell, and we're gonna be in

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Speaker 6: the building. This is Thanksgiving, this is Thanksgiving comedy show.

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Speaker 6: You don't want to miss this.

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Speaker 13: So since you tap job is going down, since my

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Speaker 13: top job is going down, can somebody at least bring

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Speaker 13: me three plates?

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Speaker 1: Three plates?

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Speaker 2: Put it in a container where I can put it

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Speaker 2: in the freezer, because I need to save them all

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Speaker 2: the way to Christmas, because you never know.

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Speaker 13: When you don't laugh at me, you have not because

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Speaker 13: you ask not. See I need plates and food. See

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Speaker 13: y'all play too much. This economy is not for suckers.

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Speaker 13: Right now, we gotta make it. I gotta eat, so

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Speaker 13: I'll be putting that plate of food and between two

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Speaker 13: grill pieces of bread with some cheese on it. What's

695
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Speaker 13: that sandwich where you put all the Thanksgiving food together?

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Speaker 13: And if you are a single man, what a job

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Speaker 13: I'm in. I'm ready jun your you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 13: You know it didn't work out. It didn't work out,

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Speaker 13: But now that I don't have no job, I need

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Speaker 13: to get with somebody to help pay these bills over here.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: So you falling? Come on, now, you're coming back to

703
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Speaker 4: your original crab and you always had it.

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Speaker 1: You never let it go.

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Speaker 4: You're still gun.

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Speaker 6: Come on, You're just coming back to a different platform

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Speaker 6: where you where you started your roots.

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Speaker 13: Oh absolutely, you know, speaking of roots, I do need

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Speaker 13: somebody to help me chip in and dye his hair.

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Speaker 1: Because it's growing faster than I thought.

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Speaker 13: I'm on this biotead right now, and it's coming in faster.

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Speaker 13: I thought it's still thin. It's just growing longer. And

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Speaker 13: so Nash me, oh, we are you talking about those roots.

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Speaker 4: This way?

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Speaker 7: I knew it.

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Speaker 1: Surely I knew I was getting ready to not have.

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Speaker 13: Money when I start buying Amazon synthetic wigs, so I

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Speaker 13: don't mess up all this good show here I got

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Speaker 13: because I'm trying to get back on TV show The Strawberries.

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Speaker 13: But you know, when I'm out doing these road gigs,

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Speaker 13: you know I can't be curling. They'll McDonald got three

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Speaker 13: Daytime Emmys as a glam to my one, and he's

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Speaker 13: the best glam man. But I'm learning how to do

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Speaker 13: my own glam. That's why you can't record me on

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Speaker 13: the road. It's not that I don't want these jokes recorded,

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Speaker 13: which I don't.

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Speaker 1: It's the fact I'll be.

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Speaker 13: Looking pretty together sort of because I'm doing it myself.

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Speaker 4: But what was we talking about? Oh, comedy routs.

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Speaker 13: Okay, I'm in all comedy clubs. I'm doing every comedy.

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Speaker 1: Club I can. And I love the fact that meet Tommy.

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Speaker 13: Listen, they better get there early because we going in

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Speaker 13: and out of everybody and I'm still cussing.

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Speaker 1: Saints, start praying right now.

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Speaker 6: This is a.

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Speaker 1: Cavalcade of cussing. Cavalcade. Shut scruberries, Cheryl. Yes, yes, you

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Speaker 1: look good. I have to say that.

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Speaker 4: I have to say that you look good, you look healthy,

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Speaker 4: you look happy.

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Speaker 9: I'm so glad to see you, know you. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 9: really really do and I want to congratulate you on that.

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Speaker 9: And you know, and I like your attitude about you know,

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Speaker 9: your show coming to an end.

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Speaker 1: All of that.

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Speaker 4: You look great and good.

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Speaker 1: Something else fum me describer, absolutely, yes, God, something else?

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Speaker 1: Fum me. He gave it to me seasons fifteen seasons.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, when to CBS for me to be on CBS

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Speaker 13: for the jokes you're about to hear at the njpack,

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Speaker 13: you'd be like she on Daytime TV every day with

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Speaker 13: that mouth.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I just knew just and control. But here's the

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Speaker 1: other thing too.

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Speaker 13: I want to thank everybody and thank you Shirley for

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Speaker 13: seeing that I am healthy. I'm very happy.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 13: My body's doing good, praise God. My family's doing well.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 1: I get to see everybody. Yes, I get to see

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Speaker 1: everybody out on the road.

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Speaker 13: But here's the catch to this and looking tood the role.

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Speaker 13: When you get older, you gotta be in shape. So

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Speaker 13: I'm on my little exercise bike, you know, and trying

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Speaker 13: to get yourself together and drink water. Now I'm still drinking.

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Speaker 2: So when you come up to me, now, my skin't

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Speaker 2: gonna be dry, Julian, my limp's gonna.

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Speaker 4: Be just a little bit chat because I'm I'm still drinking.

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Speaker 1: But I'm doing every comedy club in the nation. I'm

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Speaker 1: doing every road.

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Speaker 13: Gig because I got a stock up for retirement and

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Speaker 13: especially for women. Now, that's one thing I think we

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Speaker 13: need to talk about healthcare, retirement, and I will be

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Speaker 13: talking about this election and what I feel is happening

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Speaker 13: out out here in the country, and I think I

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Speaker 13: think a lot of us didn't do what we were

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Speaker 13: supposed to do because we think we're gonna get a

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Speaker 13: better deal from a captain, combover, commander and Cheetah.

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Speaker 1: You know, yeah, yeah, do y'all want to talk about that?

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Speaker 7: Y'all want?

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Speaker 1: Can I stay and we talk a little whit when

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Speaker 1: we come back.

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Speaker 6: Let's talk about that. We talked about anything you want

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Speaker 6: to talk about when we come back.

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Speaker 4: We'll be right back.

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Speaker 6: We got more of Sheryl Underwood in the building when

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Speaker 6: we come back.

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Speaker 4: You're listening the Sie Morning Show.

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Speaker 6: Holidays are here, and it's essential to recognize that personal

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Speaker 6: We are back and our special guests are still here,

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Speaker 6: the one and only erl Underwood. Shall you still good?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 13: I am very very happy, but I'm very unhappy about

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Speaker 13: what happened in this election. I'm glad y'all letting me

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Speaker 13: say talk about this. What do y'all think happen? What

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Speaker 13: did y'all think happen?

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Speaker 4: I don't think everybody got out of the vote.

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Speaker 5: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I really don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 7: We did.

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Speaker 6: We pushed it, We pushed it and pushed it every

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Speaker 6: single day, but I just don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. You thought I hear about men, black

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Speaker 4: men not wanting to vote. I heard that.

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Speaker 6: I don't know how true that is. White women voted

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Speaker 6: for Trump, you know, I mean the list goes on

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Speaker 6: and on. Hispanics is well.

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Speaker 13: First, I think we found out the importance of black media,

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Speaker 13: black radio, black newspapers, even.

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Speaker 1: Black social media.

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Speaker 13: You know, black people do not believe that Jesus is

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Speaker 13: coming back until we hear it on the Steve.

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Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show, you know. So you've got to put

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Speaker 2: those resources.

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Speaker 13: Into black media and strengthen that and black Greek letter organizations,

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Speaker 13: black churches, and black civil rights organizations.

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Speaker 4: We did what we needed to do.

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Speaker 13: She got a larger percentage of the black male vote.

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Speaker 13: I think all of this was propaganda to say, oh,

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Speaker 13: the black men are not voting for her.

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Speaker 1: No brothers voted in solidarity.

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Speaker 13: It was just not enough of us in the turnout,

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Speaker 13: especially in the battleground states, you know, because these margins

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Speaker 13: were really small, and if you notice Democrats were voted

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Speaker 13: in in places where she was the campaign. Let me

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Speaker 13: not say she because she did a phenomenal job in

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Speaker 13: these realizes. He been running for eight years, she was

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Speaker 13: running for three months, and people have stepped aside. That's

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Speaker 13: right if people have stepped aside, But surely let me

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Speaker 13: just say what I feel now again, I think that

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Speaker 13: just like with Hillary's, they did not come together, and

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Speaker 13: we're gonna say they because we know what percentage did

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Speaker 13: not join us in the vote. And I mean we

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Speaker 13: could talk about things that should have would have cut up.

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Speaker 13: But a lot of people about to and find out.

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Speaker 13: They about to blank and find out because.

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Speaker 2: He's got the House, he's got the Senate, he's got

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Speaker 2: every branch of government, he's got everything.

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Speaker 1: He's got unchecked out.

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, matter of fact, Puffy and Hell going

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Speaker 13: high to hell.

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Speaker 1: Do know where I get this.

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Speaker 13: I think Puffy gonna get out of his hell because

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Speaker 13: Trump is on them tapes. That's what I say is

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Speaker 13: I think Trump is right up in there. He's gonna

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Speaker 13: save He.

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Speaker 4: Ain't sure before we before we go, did you see

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Speaker 4: the fight? Did you see the mic? Say some fight?

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Speaker 2: First of all, I need Mike Tyson to call me

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Speaker 2: because when he turned around and all that old show

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Speaker 2: Mike Tyson see, I thought he was gonna walk out

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Speaker 2: with his crew and do Redman time for some action.

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Speaker 1: When he walked out Bicep, I said, oh, this ain't

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Speaker 1: looking good. This ain't this ain't looking good.

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Speaker 13: But then in the free fight where he turned around

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Speaker 13: and show that Mike Tyson, boy, let me.

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Speaker 1: I let you come on, and I ain't scared of you.

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Speaker 1: Mike Tyson.

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Speaker 4: Listen to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have you up there making pancakes with little April.

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Speaker 13: He's gonna be cooking buck nigger like bing range on

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Speaker 13: baby boy, Come on, Mike Tyson.

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Speaker 6: We love Underwood for that's Mentell Dominique will be in

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Speaker 6: the building November thirties, Saturday Night, New Jersey packed everybody

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Speaker 6: in the Tri State tickets on sale right now. Thank

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Speaker 6: you Shure.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we love you, Cheryl Love You're back. You

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Speaker 4: you're listening Morning show. We will be cooking our own Wii.

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Speaker 9: We'll be cooking our own Thanksgiving dinner this year, Thank goodness.

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Speaker 4: But that don't you ever put a Wii on no food.

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Speaker 4: I didn't put a Wii on it. Anyway.

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Speaker 9: We're gonna be cooking our own Thanksgiving dinner this year,

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Speaker 9: Thank goodness. But what about those people guys that when

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Speaker 9: you have a potluck dinner where everyone in the family

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Speaker 9: is supposed to bring a dish, you know, someone brings

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Speaker 9: a potato salad, someone brings a dressing, someone brings.

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Speaker 4: A mac and cheese.

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Speaker 1: You know, So what are some of the dues and

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Speaker 1: don'ts that they need to know before they even start

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Speaker 1: making their dishes?

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Speaker 4: Their plate picked in their plate?

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Speaker 2: Tell you what I'll tell you when we were back.

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Speaker 2: Don't bring nothing to hit with raisins in it, period, Hey.

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Speaker 1: Man, yes, uh, potato salad, desserts, nothing, sweet potato salad. Nothing.

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Speaker 4: Here's what I like though.

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Speaker 6: If you handling food, you know there's a lot of

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Speaker 6: people eating and you put some gloves on.

896
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Speaker 4: If you're handling.

897
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 6: Food, that's all just and and if you're serving this,

898
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 6: come one.

899
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 1: Fancy now, love all and wash your meat, wash your turkey,

900
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: and get that that bag out of the cavity and

901
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: wash that.

902
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 4: Don't just take that out the bag and put it

903
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 4: in the pot. I don't use that bag. I throw

904
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 4: that bag in the tray. I don't do that. Yeah,

905
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 4: I mean, well, if you do, you still got it.

906
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 4: You know, some people don't wash it. They think the

907
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 4: heat will kill it. Meat.

908
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: Let's talk about this. We talked about the.

909
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 6: Meat, you know.

910
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 1: Let's get to these greens. And where are we washing

911
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: these greens in the tube? In the tub, not.

912
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 4: The other side of that saint. We can watch them

913
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 4: over there.

914
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: That makes me ill when I see that. It's like

915
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: I've seen and childlings. Come on, now, I don't.

916
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 4: Eat social media. Well you're not eating nothing where in

917
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 4: the tub.

918
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 1: Just too much. Now, your greens taste like ol nush.

919
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 4: That's the next foot pop right.

920
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 7: So.

921
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 4: Yes, fish washing liquid? Is that not even bunny was taste?

922
00:43:55,760 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 4: That's not right, it's not right. And don't burn the rolls.

923
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 6: Do not do that.

924
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 4: Don't burn the rolls. Don't don't dry out the turkey.

925
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 6: If you if you, if you're making a turkey, or

926
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 6: if you're smoking a turkey, whatever it is, don't dry them.

927
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 4: Don't dry the meat out.

928
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: It's a skill enough on its own, right, Yeah, that's

929
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's a skill to keeping it moist

930
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: and hot and not drying it out. So you gotta really,

931
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: I think that's how you burn the rolls. I think

932
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: you're exhausted after cooking everything else, and then you put

933
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 1: the rolls on, and then you forget and then you

934
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: burn the roll Oh I'm the only one. That's the

935
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 1: time where, yeah, you gotta set I'm the only one

936
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: burnt rolls on this shell.

937
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 4: You know I don't cook, so whatever.

938
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 6: I know, I can't.

939
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 4: I know I can't say this color. Well, I wash

940
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 4: my meat and I keep it moist.

941
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: Your turkey meat. I hate you on Thanksgiving and every

942
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: other day for saying that.

943
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah it was, it was the perfect time.

944
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: What else? What else would I hot loup?

945
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 4: Sweet potatoes?

946
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 9: Okay, there's some rules to sweet potatoes now and jams.

947
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 4: Okay, what are the rules?

948
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: No marshmalls, you put on boo, You're the only Now

949
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: you are the only one whatever?

950
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 4: And yeah, look like they couch something like that, overthinking it.

951
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 2: Let me tell you right now, if you bring a

952
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 2: green bean cassurole in here, you're gonna leave with that

953
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 2: green bean cassual nobody's eating that.

954
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm sick of that. Hey, Happy Thanksgiving? Coming up next

955
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: to nephew and today's preak phone call. Right after this,

956
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

957
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 9: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

958
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 9: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is I'm

959
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 9: tired of sneaking around with her. Okay, we'll get us

960
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 9: that find out what that's all about in just a

961
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 9: few because right now the nephew is here with today's

962
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 9: prank phone call. What you got for its new Sure.

963
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 6: We go head on down to the church. And all right,

964
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 6: that's right here. It is called God's Ministry. Okay, God's

965
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 6: uh ministry.

966
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 4: All right, All mine's Clia. All right here we go,

967
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 4: cat dog. If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to

968
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 4: reach Clarence.

969
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 6: Clarence. How you doing, Clarence? This is stattyst Man. I'm

970
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 6: over at the church, man, my Baptist church. Where you

971
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 6: a member of right. Oh yeah, hey, okay, Hey, I'm

972
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 6: the gyms man and uh you you you actually came

973
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 6: to uh this past service. Correct gyms the gyms that's

974
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 6: that's uh God's eyes missionary and and basically what we

975
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 6: do is we watch what's going on, you know in

976
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 6: the in the church, who's coming, who hasn't come? And uh,

977
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 6: you know, I don't mean any harm, but this this

978
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 6: if my records indicate me right, uh through my God's

979
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 6: eyes ministry the gyms looking at my books, looks like

980
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 6: you this is your first time at.

981
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 4: The church this year? Correct?

982
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?

983
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 4: Okay?

984
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 6: Now when Pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,

985
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 6: you actually did not stand, correct because you remember there

986
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 6: we go. Now you you still work for uh you

987
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 6: you work for them. Yeah okay, Now what we've done

988
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 6: is we've averaged it out that you.

989
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 11: What I mean, what is this about?

990
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm on my way to it.

991
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 6: So so you probably are you averaging about what between

992
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 6: forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis over there.

993
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 12: With I mean, yeah, something like that.

994
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 11: But go ahead, problem.

995
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 4: See what we're looking at.

996
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 6: Since you are member, because see you did not stand

997
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 6: when he said all members said, see you did not

998
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 6: stand up, which which you right there are making the

999
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 6: you know, you're you're you're clarifying that you are a member,

1000
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 6: and you're making about we're gonna roughly say about forty

1001
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 6: five thousand dollars a year, which means ten percent is

1002
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 6: forty five hundred. Now we looked at the we looked

1003
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 6: at the books and noticed that you put in fifty

1004
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 6: dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday.

1005
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 4: Now, if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.

1006
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 6: See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five

1007
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 6: hundred dollars that you are to.

1008
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 4: Be paying your tithes?

1009
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 11: Wait, what's your name?

1010
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 6: Like I said, sir, my name is Thadyus status. Will

1011
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 6: a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me? Well

1012
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 6: in tied that would offer See you you.

1013
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 10: You you are wait a minut Hold on a second.

1014
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 10: You got you got all this stuff going on to

1015
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 10: the church. You you got uh, you got hungry people,

1016
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 10: you got people that need salvation and whatever. But you're

1017
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 10: calling me about about some money that I haven't given

1018
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 10: to the church.

1019
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 11: Well, well, see and that's what your ministry does, y'all.

1020
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,760
Speaker 10: Y'all spend all morning calling people.

1021
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 6: My job, sir, as a gym God's Eyes ministry, my

1022
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 6: job is to keep an eye on what's going on

1023
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 6: at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting

1024
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 6: into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?

1025
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 6: We see, this is why we can't get the extra

1026
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 6: wing that pastor wants to put on, because people like him.

1027
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 11: This is why you know what?

1028
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 10: Now you got to hold on a second. First of all,

1029
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 10: let me explain something to your brother, Patty, yourself, whatever

1030
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 10: the ministry you are with. Okay, that's fine. Listen, Hey,

1031
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 10: I don't even have to explain this to you, but

1032
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 10: let me explain something to you.

1033
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 7: All right.

1034
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 10: I'm this is a one job household.

1035
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 11: This is all we do.

1036
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 10: This is the one job household. My wife don't work,

1037
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 10: but my wife comes to church every Sunday and she

1038
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 10: pays the tithes that have you checked as the gym ministry,

1039
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 10: have y'all looked at her ties?

1040
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 6: Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You

1041
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 6: understand you have to pay your ties. Will a man

1042
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 6: rob God? Yet you have robbed?

1043
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 1: You are robbing the Lord of Brother Claris.

1044
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 11: You know what, man?

1045
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 10: You know that's you know, and you wonder why people

1046
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 10: don't come to church all the time.

1047
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 11: You know, how do you gonna tell me that I rob?

1048
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 10: I could be giving my tie somewhere else.

1049
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 4: I am the secretary.

1050
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 6: I am the gym's secretary of God's eyes ministry. And

1051
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 6: my eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.

1052
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 6: You're making forty five thout one dollars.

1053
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 10: Some dude from the church. I don't know if that

1054
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 10: is something. I'll tell you that who But that's not

1055
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 10: none of their business.

1056
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know.

1057
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 10: Does it have to do with him calling people and

1058
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 10: asking them if they're I got this? I got this ham?

1059
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know I got it.

1060
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 12: I got it, I got it, I got it, I

1061
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 12: got I know, I don't.

1062
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 7: I don't who who who? Who? Who? Who?

1063
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 3: Who is that?

1064
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 5: Sir?

1065
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 10: That's my wife has been paying. That's my wife I'm paying.

1066
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 4: That's right, Okay.

1067
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 6: I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all

1068
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 6: paid three hundred dollars, we paid undergo if she said.

1069
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,959
Speaker 10: We paid three hundred dollars, we paid three hundred dollars.

1070
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 4: Okay, let me ask you this.

1071
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 6: When are you gonna start cutting into this forty five

1072
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 6: with a man rob God?

1073
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 4: Yet you have robbed me. That is what you are doing, sir.

1074
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 10: Well you know what you robbing me right now? You

1075
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 10: robbing me right now at my time where I could

1076
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 10: go out.

1077
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 11: I gotta be work.

1078
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 10: I can't even go get dressed right now because I'm

1079
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 10: on the phone with you. I have to be at

1080
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 10: work in half an hour. You robbing me right now

1081
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 10: of my time.

1082
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,479
Speaker 4: Let me ask you something. Can you bring your tax

1083
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 4: return into the to why I can take a look

1084
00:51:59,719 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 4: at it?

1085
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 12: My tax return?

1086
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 11: You know, I'll tell you what. I bring my tax return.

1087
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 10: If everybody else bring their tax return. If you bring

1088
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 10: your tax return and pass and bring his tax returns,

1089
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 10: then I'll bring my tax return.

1090
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 11: We can have a tax return party.

1091
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 4: When will your tax return?

1092
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: When?

1093
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 6: Can you? Can you fax it to me?

1094
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 12: Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean, if.

1095
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 4: It's is it?

1096
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 6: If it's not too much to ask for? Listen, I'm

1097
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 6: gonna be honest with you. The next time you do

1098
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 6: come to church, we're gonna pat you down because we're

1099
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 6: gonna have to figure out.

1100
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 10: Oh hold on.

1101
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 11: You're gonna pat me down next time I come to

1102
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 11: the chirt and then lay hands on you.

1103
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 10: Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you

1104
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 10: on salary at the church?

1105
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 6: Uh?

1106
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:38,959
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1107
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 6: But what does but what? What does?

1108
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: What does that have to do with anything?

1109
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 11: I need to know what you cutting?

1110
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 6: It ain't cutting your up.

1111
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 4: It ain't got nothing.

1112
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 6: When you're gonna bring your forty.

1113
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 4: Five hundred dollars.

1114
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 6: Down so we can add it, so we can get

1115
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 6: the wing foot on. I'm part of the gems. You'll

1116
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 6: bring your money down here are.

1117
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 4: Clarens, isn't it?

1118
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 7: Dog?

1119
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 11: Let me say something.

1120
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 10: I don't know who you are. I don't know what

1121
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 10: this ministry is.

1122
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 4: I'm with the gyms. When can we?

1123
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 11: Man?

1124
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 12: I don't I don't care. I don't give it you

1125
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 12: know what.

1126
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 10: Let me say I don't care anything about your gym ministry.

1127
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,280
Speaker 12: I don't care about you, man, I don't care about

1128
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 12: any of that. Let me take something, dolls, just this.

1129
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 11: For real, don't call my house no more.

1130
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 12: With this, with this stuff, you about.

1131
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 11: To make a brother go off.

1132
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 12: I mean, seriously, in this economy, in this economy, you

1133
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 12: talking to me about about me tied in fifty dollars.

1134
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 12: I'm trying.

1135
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 11: I'm trying to put a dollar to college.

1136
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 12: I'm trying to set a son through private school, and

1137
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 12: I can't get that done.

1138
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 11: I'm trying to keep the lights on them. Do that

1139
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 11: have to do with the church.

1140
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 12: I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up.

1141
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 12: And if you want to meet me and whatever you're

1142
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:39,479
Speaker 12: gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.

1143
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 6: So I need to tell you something else about your job.

1144
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 12: You ain't telling me nothing about my job.

1145
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 11: You have to kill me.

1146
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 6: I need to tell you something about your job.

1147
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 12: Dude, I'm gonna hang up.

1148
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 6: This phone is damn man named Chapman at your job.

1149
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 12: Yes, yeah, at my job?

1150
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and he'd been there too.

1151
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 6: No, no, no, wait a minute, Chapman is the one

1152
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 6: that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy

1153
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 6: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got pranked, man.

1154
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 7: Kilty, I mean.

1155
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 4: With with the gym ministry.

1156
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, but somebody getting ready to get beat up.

1157
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1158
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 6: Man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,

1159
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 6: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio.

1160
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 10: Show in the land, Harvey Morning Show.

1161
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 4: And there you have right, there's God. Yes, yes, yeah,

1162
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 4: won't you come?

1163
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 6: There might be one today, candidate for pranks or just

1164
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 6: plain old prank experience. Yeah, I mean the doors O,

1165
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 6: there might be one. There might be one. All right,

1166
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 6: all right, I'm done.

1167
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 4: I'm done. You know, stupid. It's not something you stop abruptly,

1168
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?

1169
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:19,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know, Pad, it's been years, all right, thanking

1170
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: of you.

1171
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 9: Coming up next Strawberry Letters subject. I'm tired of sneaking

1172
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 9: around with her. We'll get into it right after this.

1173
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 6: Holidays are here, and it's essential to recognize that personal

1174
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 6: safety is a year round priority. It's mine and why

1175
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 6: I have the Burner Launcher equipped with powerful non lethal

1176
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 6: deterrence including tear gas and kinetic rounds with a sixty

1177
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 6: foot rate. Now it's legal in all fifty six, requires

1178
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 6: no background checks or permits.

1179
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,439
Speaker 1: Shift directly to your door.

1180
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 6: Visit Burner dot com slash Tommy for an exclusive ten

1181
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 6: percent discount, and they offer buy now, pay later options.

1182
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 4: That's by r NA dot Com. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1183
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 9: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen

1184
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 9: if you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting

1185
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 9: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYSM

1186
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 9: dot com. We could be reading your letter live on

1187
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 9: the air, just like we're going to read this one

1188
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 9: right here, right now. Who knows it could be you.

1189
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 1: Oh okay, ladies and Gentlemen's time for the Strawberry Letter.

1190
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: Put your hands together for my girl, Shirley Strawberry.

1191
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 9: All right, subject, thank you, junior. Subject, I'm tired of

1192
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 9: sneaking around with her. Here Stephen Shirley. I'm a twenty

1193
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 9: seven year old single man, and I would love to

1194
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 9: stop sneaking around with the love of my life. I've

1195
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 9: been friends with my secret lover for twenty years, and

1196
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 9: our parents are best friends. Our families did everything together

1197
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 9: for over twenty years, but they have no idea about

1198
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 9: our secret romance. She and I have been best friends

1199
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 9: since we were seven. By the time we turned thirteen,

1200
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 9: she was blossoming into a woman, and I liked it.

1201
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:07,760
Speaker 9: She was curious about my body and I enjoyed caressing hers.

1202
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 9: When she let me on her seventeenth birthday, she told

1203
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,760
Speaker 9: me she was ready to have sex and she wanted

1204
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 9: me to be her first. That was the moment I

1205
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 9: had been waiting for so we both had sex for

1206
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 9: the first time. I fell in love with her by

1207
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 9: the time I was eighteen.

1208
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: We continue to secretly have sex throughout college, and now

1209
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: that we're grown, she still likes to sneak around with me.

1210
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 9: I've dated other girls, but no other woman compares to her.

1211
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 9: I have asked her to be my girlfriend so many times,

1212
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 9: but she is afraid of what her parents will think.

1213
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 9: She's been dating a guy for almost two years and

1214
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 9: we still have sex often.

1215
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 4: But we still have sex often.

1216
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: She's told me that she's not had sex with him,

1217
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: and I believed her until recently, when she told me

1218
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 1: that he's talking about marriage. My heart started beating fast

1219
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: and panicked and poured out all of my feelings to

1220
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 1: her and said I wanted to be with her and

1221
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: marry her. She said we could never be together because

1222
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: although we are not blood relatives, our families are linked

1223
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 1: so closely it's like we're related. I yelled at her

1224
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: that I don't make love to my relatives. Why won't

1225
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: she give us a chance. I don't want to lose

1226
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: her for good, So what should I do? Wow, you

1227
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 1: don't want to lose her for good? Well? She's gone.

1228
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 1: I mean, you've already lost her. She never wanted you

1229
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 1: for anything more than a side piece anyway. Everything was

1230
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: always in secret. Okay, she's never given you any reason

1231
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,959
Speaker 1: to think otherwise. All you have to do is listen

1232
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: to her and read between her lines. You are her

1233
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 1: side piece, her jump off, her play thing, and that's it.

1234
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 1: I mean, there are clues throughout the letter. You say,

1235
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 1: now that we're grown, she still likes to sneak around

1236
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, she wants to keep you a secret.

1237
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: She won't date you because she's afraid of what her

1238
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: parents might think. Really, but she's grown. You just said

1239
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: you guys are grown. You've told her you want to

1240
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 1: be with her and you want to marry her. Still

1241
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,439
Speaker 1: nothing from her, nothing. She's thinking about marrying some other guy.

1242
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: She said, you guys could never be together because your relatives.

1243
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 4: Excuse after excuse after excuse.

1244
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 1: With this one, she knows you're not related, but she's

1245
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: using that so she can keep things as they are,

1246
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 1: so you can be her little secret.

1247
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 9: Okay, you know she just wants you for sex. I

1248
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 9: hope you know that. And because you're in love with her,

1249
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 9: you just keep giving her what you want. What she

1250
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 9: wants whenever she wants it, which means she gets to

1251
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 9: have you and her fiance.

1252
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 4: She gets her cake in she can eat it too.

1253
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 4: Who is this woman?

1254
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 9: I mean, what is this old on us she has?

1255
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 9: You got to move on from her, you do. I

1256
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 9: know you've dated other women, but you can't stop comparing

1257
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 9: them to her.

1258
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: You got to stop that. That's the way you move on.

1259
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: I mean you got to step back and take a

1260
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 1: look at what's really what's really going on here? I

1261
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 1: just say, wake up, stay woke. After you wake up

1262
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: from this dream you're in about her, then maybe hopefully

1263
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 1: you'll stop being her little you know, secret, her little

1264
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: guinea pig, her little plaything, and you can.

1265
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 4: Move on from there.

1266
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 5: Steve one hundred percent completely disagree. Hell boy, come on now,

1267
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 5: this opportunity pilp. Don't uh let me walk you through

1268
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 5: this thing. I'm tired of sneak it around with her.

1269
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 5: Twenty seven year old single man, you want to stop

1270
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 5: sneaking around with the love of your life?

1271
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: What come on?

1272
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 5: Don't how many women are dying to hear that. That's

1273
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 5: why I know we got a chance here. I've been

1274
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 5: friends with my secret lovel for over twenty years. I

1275
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 5: didn't know what the hell was going on here. Seven

1276
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 5: three best friends, our family did everything together for twenty years,

1277
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 5: but they had no idea about our secret romance.

1278
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 4: Now this wasn't.

1279
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 5: Let her take a little bit of a delusional turn.

1280
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 5: She and I have been best friends since we were seven.

1281
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 5: By the time we turned thirteen, she was blossoming into

1282
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 5: a woman.

1283
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 1: Dog don't, no, she wasn't.

1284
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 4: Doggie.

1285
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: No, she wasn't Shellie. You was flat chesty.

1286
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 4: Okay, keep with thirteen.

1287
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, look at Monica over there shaking her head. This

1288
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 5: line healthy.

1289
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 4: Let she say that.

1290
01:01:56,800 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: By the time and she was timed to third she

1291
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: was blossoming to the woman and I like it.

1292
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 4: Dog No, she wouldn't.

1293
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 5: She was cursed about my body and I enjoyed Carress

1294
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 5: and Harrison. On seventeenth birthday, she was ready to have sex.

1295
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 5: She wanted me to be her first. She will get

1296
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 5: That was the moment I had been waiting for. I

1297
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 5: do so we both had sex for the first time.

1298
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 5: I fell in love with her by the time I

1299
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 5: was eighteen. We secretly had sex throughout college and now

1300
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 5: we've grown. She still likes to sneak around with me

1301
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 5: I've dated other girls, but no other woman come pass

1302
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 5: to her.

1303
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 1: I've asked her to.

1304
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 5: Be my girlfriend many times, but she's afraid of what

1305
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,919
Speaker 5: her parents will think when we come back.

1306
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 4: Well, wait fin to get down.

1307
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 9: We'll have part two of Steve's response to the Strawberry

1308
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 9: letter coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour

1309
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 9: subject I'm tired.

1310
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 4: Of sneaking around with her. We'll get back into it

1311
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:55,439
Speaker 4: right after this. You're listening hard morning show.

1312
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 6: Holidays are here, and it's essential to recognize that personal

1313
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 6: safety is a year round priority. It's mine and why

1314
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 6: I have the Burner Launcher equipped with powerful non legal deterrence,

1315
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 6: including teargas and kinetic rounds with a sixty foot range.

1316
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 6: Now it's legal in all fifty six requires no background

1317
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 6: checks or permits.

1318
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 4: Ship directly to your door.

1319
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 6: Visit Berner dot com, slash tim me for an exclusive

1320
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 6: ten percent discount, and they offer buy now, pay later options.

1321
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 4: That's BYRNA dot Com.

1322
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.

1323
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,040
Speaker 1: We totally disagree on this one.

1324
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little dude been in completely friends with this

1325
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 5: girl since they was seven day twenty seven. Now turn thirteen,

1326
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 5: she started developing into a woman. I tried to tell

1327
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 5: this boy in this letter, she wasn't a woman at thirteen,

1328
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 5: y'all sir got you. Seventeen, y'all had sex for the

1329
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 5: first time for the both of y'allf you fell in

1330
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 5: love with her. By eighteen, y'all had sex all throughout college,

1331
01:03:56,440 --> 01:04:00,120
Speaker 5: secretly without your parents knowing. I don't know how how

1332
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 5: cool these damn parents he is why they wouldn't be

1333
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 5: alright with their babies linking up together. I don't know

1334
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 5: what this damn relationship is y'all parents got, but it's

1335
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 5: too big.

1336
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:16,439
Speaker 4: In this letter, y'all had sex for the first time.

1337
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 4: This was the moment I've been waiting for. Yes, yes

1338
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 4: it is, boy.

1339
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 5: So we both hassed sex for the first time. I

1340
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 5: fell in love with her by the time I was eighteen.

1341
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 5: We had sex throughout college, and now we're grown. She

1342
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 5: still likes to sneak around with me. Wow, updated other

1343
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 5: girls here we go, But no other woman compares to her,

1344
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 5: No thing.

1345
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 1: Compass to you.

1346
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 5: You knew, aw man, that was the jam boy. See

1347
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 5: they got songs about this.

1348
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 4: I just need to get to the course.

1349
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 2: Boom boh.

1350
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 9: God money.

1351
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 1: You've been gone.

1352
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but nothing nothing to take away? Here we go,

1353
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 4: come down, nothing, compend do you.

1354
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 1: Nothing? Whoa baby?

1355
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,240
Speaker 6: Whoaby whobbye.

1356
01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 4: It's been so lonely without Thank you so much for

1357
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 4: that day.

1358
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 5: You know, I just wanted to drop that in there,

1359
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:54,800
Speaker 5: because back in the day we wrote songs about situations,

1360
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 5: and this boy.

1361
01:05:56,080 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 1: Says, nohing, compass.

1362
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 6: Nothing, come pans.

1363
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: Se you.

1364
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 5: That boy meant this man. I just wanted to drop

1365
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 5: that in the middle of the letter. Anyway, Man, I've

1366
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,280
Speaker 5: asked her to be my girlfriend so many times, but

1367
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 5: she's afraid of what her parents would think. She's been

1368
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 5: dating a guy for two years, but we still have

1369
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:25,440
Speaker 5: sex often. She told me she ain't having sex with him.

1370
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:28,800
Speaker 5: I believed her till recently, when she told me he's

1371
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 5: talking about marriage he would go. My heart started beating fast.

1372
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 5: I paniced. I poured all my feelings to her, and

1373
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,960
Speaker 5: I said I wanted to be with her. I want

1374
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 5: to marry her. She said we could never be together

1375
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,120
Speaker 5: because although we are not blood relatives, our families are

1376
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 5: linked together so closely it's like we related. I yelled

1377
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 5: at her, I don't make love to my relatives. Why

1378
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 5: won't she give us a chance. I don't want to

1379
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 5: lose her for good? So what should I do? And

1380
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,600
Speaker 5: we got to go to wall? Baby, We got to fight,

1381
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:03,360
Speaker 5: young homie. You twenty seven, listen to somebody that's been

1382
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 5: the wall before.

1383
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:06,760
Speaker 4: You got to fight for this love of your life.

1384
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 4: You can't let this poke ass do win?

1385
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 1: Who is he?

1386
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 4: And I said it right, You can't let this poke.

1387
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 5: Ass do win?

1388
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 1: Who is he? She doesn't want him? No, yes she do, Shirley,

1389
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 1: she just got this thing with this family. She won't him.

1390
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 1: She just don't know how to explain it, all this sneaking.

1391
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 5: Around and now she didn't have this boyfriend for two years,

1392
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 5: but she's still been sneaking around with the secret lover.

1393
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 5: She can't explain it because she in love with this boy.

1394
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:37,919
Speaker 5: She'll just love what he do. Side but the side

1395
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:41,040
Speaker 5: piece got her turn up though, See because all through

1396
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 5: the relationships she still got to get the side piece.

1397
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:46,400
Speaker 5: It's because the side piece is really the main course.

1398
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:50,240
Speaker 5: He ain't a side dish. He the folk piece. Now, see, Charlie,

1399
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 5: he ain't the cold Slaw. He the folk piece. This

1400
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 5: dude is the cold Slaw, but the cold Slaugh live

1401
01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:00,439
Speaker 5: gone public. So now she's trying to turn cold slaw

1402
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 5: mashed potatoes and into a damn entree. And it ain't

1403
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 5: finna work because I ain't gonna let it go down

1404
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:07,480
Speaker 5: like that, got homie, because we got to get up

1405
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:10,439
Speaker 5: here and go to walk. We ad work, were finn

1406
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,280
Speaker 5: to put it in work. You let me explain something.

1407
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:12,600
Speaker 4: To you, dog.

1408
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:16,440
Speaker 1: She ain't.

1409
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:23,599
Speaker 5: Gonna get away. This is your shot, homie. And see,

1410
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:28,040
Speaker 5: listen to me. We got to erase what the parents think.

1411
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:33,640
Speaker 5: You're still in the game. Compare yourself to him. This

1412
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,639
Speaker 5: is when it's time. It's time to get the mud out.

1413
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 5: Now it's mud slanging time.

1414
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 4: Who is he and what is he to you?

1415
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 1: My friend?

1416
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:46,439
Speaker 4: You want to hear that?

1417
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 5: Now it's the hair of points and do tag. They

1418
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:54,640
Speaker 5: keep trying to tell me you with me that I

1419
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:58,800
Speaker 5: ought to not let you just walk on me time.

1420
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, she do.

1421
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 4: Shanny, you don't know what I know, sherility.

1422
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:10,439
Speaker 6: You don't understand sheriff.

1423
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:10,960
Speaker 5: We come back.

1424
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,360
Speaker 6: I'm gonna finish up with this letter.

1425
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 1: Come on, Bill, take us out.

1426
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 4: She is Steve Harvey, Marty show Man.

1427
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:21,280
Speaker 7: Stuff that I know. I know.

1428
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 5: I'm not going Lord, you ever did this here. You

1429
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:26,439
Speaker 5: ever told somebody you wasn't home so they wouldn't come

1430
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:29,280
Speaker 5: over for you. They came over anyway, and you was

1431
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:30,080
Speaker 5: getting in the car.

1432
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:32,679
Speaker 4: I'm not the only one.

1433
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 5: Like somebody at your church or something gave you a

1434
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,720
Speaker 5: dish to eat and when you saw him again, you

1435
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:40,240
Speaker 5: said you ate it and it was delicious, but you know,

1436
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,519
Speaker 5: getting damn why you threw it away because you didn't

1437
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:43,719
Speaker 5: think the person was clean?

1438
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 4: Show coming up right after that.

1439
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:52,679
Speaker 6: Holidays are here and it's essential to recognize and personal

1440
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:54,639
Speaker 6: safety is a year round priority.

1441
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:57,640
Speaker 4: It's mine and why I have the burn Up Launcher.

1442
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 6: Equipped with powerful non lethal deterrence including here gas and

1443
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,719
Speaker 6: kinetic routes with a sixty foot range. Now it's legal

1444
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 6: in all fifty six, requires no background checks or.

1445
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 4: Permits, ship directly to your door. Visit Bernard dot.

1446
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,880
Speaker 6: Com slash time for an exclusive ten percent discount and

1447
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:17,600
Speaker 6: they offer buy now, pay later options. That's by r

1448
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:18,760
Speaker 6: NA dot Com.

1449
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 1: All right, here we are.

1450
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 4: Part three of the Strawberry.

1451
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:30,880
Speaker 5: Lest disagree, they're appointed due to I'm tired of sneaking

1452
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:34,760
Speaker 5: around with her. Well, see, Shirley, this is the love

1453
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 5: of his life and it's time for her to understand

1454
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:41,400
Speaker 5: what they really have. See, she don't even know what's

1455
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:44,519
Speaker 5: the love of her life because they're so busy trying

1456
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:46,880
Speaker 5: to keep it a secret. And then Mamma, then well

1457
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:49,120
Speaker 5: when you gonna get somebody. Now, she'd have showed up

1458
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:51,600
Speaker 5: this boyfriend for two years. Now, how you're gonna come

1459
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 5: back and tell her it's always been your friend? That's

1460
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 5: the problem she got. She'd have got herself in the

1461
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 5: spy the web. Well, since we're in the spy the web,

1462
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 5: that's gonna it all tangle up, because now you got

1463
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 5: to start slinging mud. It's mud slinging time now, homie.

1464
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,720
Speaker 5: You got to start comparing yourself to him. Who is

1465
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:10,120
Speaker 5: he and what is he to you?

1466
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:15,760
Speaker 4: You understand what he could get enough all these women

1467
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 4: out here, the.

1468
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 1: One he won't, No, no, the one he won't is

1469
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:21,360
Speaker 1: the love of his life.

1470
01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:21,759
Speaker 4: Shirley.

1471
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't always get what you can fight for

1472
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,720
Speaker 5: it though, compare yourself to her.

1473
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:27,920
Speaker 1: He can't love you like I do.

1474
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 4: He can't treat you the way I can treat you.

1475
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:37,240
Speaker 4: He can't won't you the way I won't you.

1476
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:43,000
Speaker 5: No, No, gart Edge as moment, Jude, ain't no, damn nineties.

1477
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,680
Speaker 5: You don't bring no nineties world in the meat.

1478
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:50,280
Speaker 4: Bring in no damn.

1479
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:52,200
Speaker 5: Jagged edge, No damn jagget edge.

1480
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 4: He can't love you like I love you.

1481
01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 1: That ain't what that is.

1482
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:02,720
Speaker 5: He can't protect you like I'll protect you. I have

1483
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 5: loved you since the moment I saw you. You have

1484
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:10,880
Speaker 5: been the love of my life, since the moment we

1485
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:15,840
Speaker 5: touched one another. I can't live without you. I don't

1486
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:19,720
Speaker 5: breathe without you. I want you more than I won't air.

1487
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:24,800
Speaker 5: I love you more than I love myself. There ain't

1488
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,679
Speaker 5: a lot of women can walk away from the sun,

1489
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:31,439
Speaker 5: I'm telling you. But now what you're gonna have to

1490
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 5: do is you're gonna have to take your love for

1491
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:39,080
Speaker 5: her public. Oh, public affirmation is about time to come.

1492
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:43,639
Speaker 5: If she don't, then we go for the break. I'll

1493
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:47,320
Speaker 5: go public with my love for her. I'll go online

1494
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:51,519
Speaker 5: and say I'm sorry, and I just tell her in

1495
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:55,080
Speaker 5: front of the world that it may end it, but

1496
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:58,040
Speaker 5: this is your shot. Do not let the love of

1497
01:12:58,120 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 5: your life get away just because she's dating this.

1498
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,679
Speaker 4: All right? See that ends?

1499
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 1: I hold Part three of today's Strawberry Letter.

1500
01:13:08,439 --> 01:13:14,799
Speaker 4: Okay man, would you rather be a pastor or a lawyer.

1501
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 4: I'm not visiting the sick and shuddy here we go.

1502
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:19,560
Speaker 1: Oh that on.

1503
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,439
Speaker 4: He ain't coming to my office telling me your problem.

1504
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:31,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't go down there every Sunday. Job after you.

1505
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:36,519
Speaker 9: All right, it's that time, ladies and gentlemen, this Thanksgiving time,

1506
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 9: and we have our resident poet in the building.

1507
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,719
Speaker 4: Tell me, why don't you do the honors?

1508
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:41,120
Speaker 1: Please?

1509
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:45,600
Speaker 6: If you insist, Shirley, you know, do I really do?

1510
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:46,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1511
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 6: You know, I'm a most deaf kind of guy myself,

1512
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:52,840
Speaker 6: you know, but have a resident a resident.

1513
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:58,680
Speaker 4: He's you got that right?

1514
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:00,840
Speaker 6: So, ladies and get ready.

1515
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:01,760
Speaker 1: This is Jay Rap.

1516
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:08,200
Speaker 4: That is Junior's raggedy ass poem. I'm gonna tell y'all something.

1517
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:08,400
Speaker 7: You know.

1518
01:14:08,439 --> 01:14:12,080
Speaker 2: It's Thanksgiving, yep. It's a time when people get together

1519
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:16,320
Speaker 2: and families get together. So I wrote this poem with

1520
01:14:16,439 --> 01:14:21,160
Speaker 2: that in mind. The title of the poem reached all

1521
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 2: a week or something. Yes, the title of the poem is,

1522
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,280
Speaker 2: I don't want to see some of y'all.

1523
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,760
Speaker 1: Here we go this year.

1524
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:37,679
Speaker 2: I wanted to keep our Thanksgiving dinner small because I'll

1525
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:40,840
Speaker 2: be honest, I don't want to see some of y'all.

1526
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,560
Speaker 2: I told my wife to get a small turkey and

1527
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:47,479
Speaker 2: some dressing. Just being with her and our new dog

1528
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,800
Speaker 2: is truly a blessing. But she won't see anybody. Some

1529
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:54,080
Speaker 2: people I don't want to see. I don't want them

1530
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:57,719
Speaker 2: in my house bothering me, and you know they gonna

1531
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:01,000
Speaker 2: want to take some plates home and just like that,

1532
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 2: all my turkey and dressing will be gone.

1533
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:04,040
Speaker 4: Listen.

1534
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, so you don't have to text

1535
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:06,680
Speaker 1: me or call.

1536
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:08,800
Speaker 4: I mean it, and I really do.

1537
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:12,240
Speaker 2: I don't want to see some of y'all happy Thanksgiving

1538
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 2: and get it at your own damn house, then love it.

1539
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:17,960
Speaker 6: I love it.

1540
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:20,320
Speaker 4: I'm not doing this with y'all.

1541
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:25,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever y'all know is some people. Y'all don't want

1542
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:26,559
Speaker 2: to see a child house.

1543
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:27,720
Speaker 4: You know who the people is?

1544
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, So okay, So Jr. The people that you're talking about,

1545
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:41,320
Speaker 1: because they be possibly listening, if they they know, if.

1546
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:48,559
Speaker 2: They know, very possibly can be listen. I'm worry about

1547
01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:49,680
Speaker 2: to call it here have to be figured for you.

1548
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 2: Darn drakes. Don't come by.

1549
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:57,800
Speaker 4: All right, We're not doing that. Grind flowers, don't come

1550
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 4: by here.

1551
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:04,120
Speaker 2: Call Matthews, stay well, stay where you at and keep

1552
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:05,400
Speaker 2: all three of your kids with you.

1553
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:06,240
Speaker 4: The boys is bad.

1554
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:07,400
Speaker 1: You ain't having this damn house.

1555
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:14,080
Speaker 2: You ain't gonna happen if they're listening anymore, ain't, Benita.

1556
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:15,280
Speaker 2: We don't need it this year.

1557
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 4: So we don't know. We don't know who her boyfriends

1558
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:21,960
Speaker 4: gonna be this year.

1559
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,960
Speaker 2: We have no idea all these old prier she'd be

1560
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,800
Speaker 2: bringing about here every every year is.

1561
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:26,240
Speaker 6: A new one.

1562
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to be Sevester last year, mister Marcus.

1563
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:35,320
Speaker 2: There's too many of them this way, chieving bring.

1564
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,640
Speaker 1: People here attractive.

1565
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 2: You know, you know what if I see my cousin

1566
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 2: Michelle again this year and she pregnant, I'm through.

1567
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:46,360
Speaker 6: Every Thanksgiving?

1568
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:46,960
Speaker 1: Everyone?

1569
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 2: Every Thanksgiving, you you prayed it at the You never

1570
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:53,559
Speaker 2: the table with a regular stomach.

1571
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:55,360
Speaker 1: You always pray every year.

1572
01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:00,080
Speaker 2: You always you always backed away from the table. You

1573
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:03,200
Speaker 2: ain't never up over the table, all your flooding on

1574
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:06,000
Speaker 2: your stummach, you keep missing your plate on your stomach.

1575
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:08,519
Speaker 4: Were tired of seeing it? Now anybody else?

1576
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:14,960
Speaker 1: Family? I love I love your family.

1577
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,639
Speaker 4: And listen, let me tell you something. He not he's

1578
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:18,200
Speaker 4: my cousin.

1579
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:21,640
Speaker 2: If I see my cousin Mark, if he if he

1580
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:23,960
Speaker 2: come in there with one more tattoo. He ain't got

1581
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,839
Speaker 2: no more rule. If I see him one more tattoo,

1582
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:29,519
Speaker 2: ain't no. We can't even We don't even know if

1583
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,200
Speaker 2: his face and eyes is open.

1584
01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:33,439
Speaker 1: We've been looking at the book. We don't have a clue.

1585
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:39,840
Speaker 4: I'm tired for you. I'm tired stupid. I'm tired to

1586
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:44,200
Speaker 4: keep doingtoos man. You can't see his.

1587
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:47,559
Speaker 2: Whole face because you woul't even know if his eyes

1588
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:48,840
Speaker 2: is open. He hadn't tatted them.

1589
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:49,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what.

1590
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:52,920
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna sit there and play nice this year.

1591
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:59,000
Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. My foot down, putting my son.

1592
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:06,759
Speaker 9: I don't want that would be great home all right, Junior,

1593
01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:08,280
Speaker 9: thank you, Happy Thanksgiving.

1594
01:18:08,439 --> 01:18:09,559
Speaker 1: In the words of Junior.

1595
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:12,000
Speaker 9: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we will

1596
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:14,000
Speaker 9: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1597
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:18,840
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1598
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:24,200
Speaker 9: Well, we got to say happy belated birthday to President

1599
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:29,720
Speaker 9: Shoe Biden. President Biden turned eighty two years old on Wednesday,

1600
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:35,280
Speaker 9: making yeah making him the oldest president in US history.

1601
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:38,120
Speaker 9: President Biden returned to the White House from a six

1602
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:41,640
Speaker 9: day trip to South America on Tuesday, and he celebrated

1603
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:42,640
Speaker 9: his eighty.

1604
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:48,320
Speaker 1: Second birthday at the White House with his family. Happy Birthday, Yeah,

1605
01:18:48,439 --> 01:18:50,760
Speaker 1: happy birthday, Happy.

1606
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:54,840
Speaker 6: Eighty second Thanksgiving too, sir, Like that was right?

1607
01:18:56,000 --> 01:19:01,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. God willing for sure.

1608
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:07,400
Speaker 1: And then we'll have another president that's older in office.

1609
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,640
Speaker 4: I don't want to discuss that. I don't want to

1610
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:10,080
Speaker 4: discuss it.

1611
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:13,000
Speaker 1: Boy, he didn't want to start at the whole age game,

1612
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:14,280
Speaker 1: and yeah he did.

1613
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,280
Speaker 4: He want to start all.

1614
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:22,560
Speaker 1: Now, he's the oldest you know what they call it,

1615
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:30,320
Speaker 1: Elon Musk. Now, first buddy, I call him Musty.

1616
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:30,800
Speaker 6: That's what.

1617
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:33,479
Speaker 3: Buddy.

1618
01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:36,000
Speaker 1: That's his boy right there.

1619
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, he was all in the cyber truck

1620
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:39,679
Speaker 4: and everything.

1621
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:45,240
Speaker 1: Yeah with Elon. Yeah, all right.

1622
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,679
Speaker 9: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

1623
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:49,479
Speaker 9: up at thirty three minutes after the hour.

1624
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:53,080
Speaker 4: We'll play around of one has to go, one has

1625
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:54,479
Speaker 4: to show right after this?

1626
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:57,639
Speaker 1: So did President Biden? What's going on with the turkey?

1627
01:19:57,920 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 1: Did we pardon the turkey?

1628
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:02,120
Speaker 4: Turk? Ain't got no say so or nothing.

1629
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:05,080
Speaker 1: Which you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1630
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:10,479
Speaker 6: Holidays are here and it's essential to recognize and personal

1631
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1640
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Speaker 9: All right, guys, it's time for one has to go.

1641
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:42,040
Speaker 9: I'll say three things. You tell me which one has

1642
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:44,360
Speaker 9: to go. Out of those three, here we go.

1643
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:48,640
Speaker 1: One has to go. Refrigerator, stove, microwaves.

1644
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:55,360
Speaker 6: One gotta got mark way, I'm just the microwave gotta go.

1645
01:20:56,240 --> 01:21:01,360
Speaker 4: What we need to refrigeration. We got to keep this food,

1646
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,640
Speaker 4: got to stay cold. I could pick two out of

1647
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:06,040
Speaker 4: here that have to go. And the microwave.

1648
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:09,280
Speaker 1: Come on that share.

1649
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,960
Speaker 4: I don't even know why you got a kitchen at

1650
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,439
Speaker 4: your house. I just like for to look pretty. Don't

1651
01:21:14,479 --> 01:21:16,439
Speaker 4: mess it up you do here?

1652
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:17,120
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1653
01:21:17,479 --> 01:21:21,920
Speaker 1: All right, one has to go. Christmas Day, your birthday,

1654
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:28,479
Speaker 1: your anniversary. Oh really want to say?

1655
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:29,640
Speaker 4: One has to go?

1656
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:32,040
Speaker 1: And we can't get rid of the Lord on Christmas

1657
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:33,840
Speaker 1: Day we can't know, not.

1658
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:37,280
Speaker 2: The Lord that we can't mess up this anniversary. No,

1659
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:40,360
Speaker 2: we came into the anniversary, but the birthday'd be told.

1660
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:44,719
Speaker 2: My birthday is important to me, to me too.

1661
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:47,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking about celebrated.

1662
01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:50,000
Speaker 4: Like Christmas.

1663
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:51,280
Speaker 1: My birthday.

1664
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:55,120
Speaker 6: Was your birthday over Jesus birthday. Let me hear you

1665
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:55,760
Speaker 6: go ahead, let me know.

1666
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:56,759
Speaker 1: I think Christmas.

1667
01:21:57,120 --> 01:22:00,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you said my birthday, and that's how that anniversary

1668
01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:01,160
Speaker 4: I'm not.

1669
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:04,040
Speaker 2: Don't even bring ap anniversary to me. I'm saying Christmas

1670
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:04,960
Speaker 2: and my birthday.

1671
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:08,479
Speaker 4: Anniversary has to go. And you're okay, and you're I

1672
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:09,479
Speaker 4: didn't say that, you did?

1673
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:12,280
Speaker 1: Have you implied it?

1674
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:15,519
Speaker 4: You ain't gonna see the third one. You're trying to.

1675
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:18,040
Speaker 1: Get to crazy.

1676
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,400
Speaker 4: All right, Well, I think we're moving on from this.

1677
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:23,000
Speaker 4: You guys got scared, Okay, Come on.

1678
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:26,759
Speaker 1: One has to go sweet potato pie, red velvet cake.

1679
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:33,080
Speaker 4: Peach cobbler. Yeah, the red out of here, all right.

1680
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:37,040
Speaker 9: One has to go tag, kickball, hiding, hide and go

1681
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:37,960
Speaker 9: see it hiding.

1682
01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:41,720
Speaker 6: Were gonna play hide and go seek and then when

1683
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:48,719
Speaker 6: it get dogs don't get it, so hi go seek

1684
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:49,639
Speaker 6: tag and what else?

1685
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:50,479
Speaker 4: Hineo seek?

1686
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:54,920
Speaker 1: Tagging, kickball, kickball I said, kickball, hide and go get it.

1687
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:56,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.

1688
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:00,240
Speaker 6: We can.

1689
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:04,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going. Yeah, I'm gonna chase. I'm gonna chase

1690
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:04,880
Speaker 1: the girl.

1691
01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:05,679
Speaker 4: I like tag.

1692
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:13,280
Speaker 1: I'm automatic. That all goes together. Yeah, one one ass

1693
01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:18,400
Speaker 1: to go, all right, big booty, nice smile, great personality,

1694
01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:21,360
Speaker 1: which one, Oh see, great personality.

1695
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:25,679
Speaker 4: Don't need that to have that. But but and that's

1696
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,680
Speaker 4: I'm good. You could be mean to you.

1697
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:29,439
Speaker 6: I don't care if you got an attitude of what,

1698
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:31,360
Speaker 6: I don't care about it.

1699
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:35,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1700
01:23:35,439 --> 01:23:39,439
Speaker 9: Who has a great personality and it's nice and congenial and.

1701
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:43,880
Speaker 1: You don't what with her?

1702
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,280
Speaker 4: Get your personality?

1703
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,479
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round, and one has to go.

1704
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:53,360
Speaker 9: Coming up next, it is our last break of the day,

1705
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:56,920
Speaker 9: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only.

1706
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:58,120
Speaker 4: Steve Harvey right after this.

1707
01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:00,840
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Morning Show.

1708
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,200
Speaker 6: Holidays are here, and it's essential to recognize that personal

1709
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:08,360
Speaker 6: safety is a year round priority. It's mine and why

1710
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Speaker 6: I have the Burner Launcher equipped with powerful non lethal

1711
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Speaker 6: deterrence including tear gas and kinetic rounds with a sixty

1712
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Speaker 6: That's BYRNA dot com. All right, here we are, last

1717
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:36,880
Speaker 6: break of the day. It's been a crazy day as

1718
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:40,920
Speaker 6: usual the time we like, right Ash, and here's our

1719
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:44,640
Speaker 6: fearless leader to take us home. With closing remarks.

1720
01:24:44,439 --> 01:24:47,320
Speaker 5: Today, I just want to pose a question because I

1721
01:24:47,439 --> 01:24:54,320
Speaker 5: try to find different ways to motivate people as as

1722
01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 5: I ask God to help me find new ways. Today

1723
01:24:59,479 --> 01:25:02,120
Speaker 5: I just to try this. I just want to ask

1724
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:04,280
Speaker 5: you a series of questions because I'm just trying to

1725
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:08,320
Speaker 5: get everybody to get to moving towards their dreams. I'm

1726
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:11,400
Speaker 5: just trying to get everybody to get started on the

1727
01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:16,160
Speaker 5: pathway of accomplishing your visions and your goals and your dreams.

1728
01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:19,719
Speaker 5: It's gonna take some action, though. You know, you can't

1729
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:22,559
Speaker 5: just want something. Have you ever heard people say if

1730
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:26,200
Speaker 5: you want something bad enough, it'll happen. That's not true.

1731
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:31,080
Speaker 5: That's that's so not true. Do you know how many

1732
01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:34,360
Speaker 5: times you've actually wanted something really bad and didn't get it?

1733
01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:36,240
Speaker 7: What?

1734
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:37,400
Speaker 4: Who?

1735
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,320
Speaker 5: I don't know who said that? Why they tell people

1736
01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:43,040
Speaker 5: that if you want something bad enough, it'll really happen.

1737
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:46,280
Speaker 5: It can happen, No, it won't. It requires an action.

1738
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:51,200
Speaker 5: Faith without works is dead. If you don't do anything,

1739
01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:55,840
Speaker 5: you can't stop expecting to get everything. If you don't

1740
01:25:55,920 --> 01:26:00,240
Speaker 5: do anything, you can stop expecting to get everything. Going

1741
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:03,160
Speaker 5: to give all of us some grace in spite of

1742
01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:05,880
Speaker 5: our shortcomings and lack of effort. He will give all

1743
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:08,799
Speaker 5: of us some grace, and we'll all get some things

1744
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:10,280
Speaker 5: that we really don't deserve.

1745
01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:11,680
Speaker 6: You know.

1746
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:15,320
Speaker 5: It just provides us breaks. But in those breaks, he's

1747
01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:18,080
Speaker 5: trying to sustain you, just to get you to say, wow, man,

1748
01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:20,080
Speaker 5: if I had just done a little bit more of

1749
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:22,439
Speaker 5: what could I have had, or if I had done

1750
01:26:22,479 --> 01:26:24,560
Speaker 5: a little bit more of what could have happened. So

1751
01:26:24,720 --> 01:26:28,720
Speaker 5: my question today for you is just I'm asking you

1752
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:31,880
Speaker 5: a series of very very simple questions, maybe four or five.

1753
01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:33,960
Speaker 5: You're waiting for.

1754
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:34,320
Speaker 7: What?

1755
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:39,040
Speaker 5: Tell me what is it you're waiting for? Because oftentimes

1756
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:42,280
Speaker 5: when I talk to people, I get some responses that

1757
01:26:42,479 --> 01:26:47,400
Speaker 5: just throw me off, you know, because you're waiting for

1758
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:51,679
Speaker 5: what what is it going to take to get you started?

1759
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:56,600
Speaker 5: What is the motivation? What is the button? What is

1760
01:26:56,720 --> 01:27:00,639
Speaker 5: the trigger that fires you to get going to moving

1761
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:05,680
Speaker 5: towards your dreams and visions? You're waiting for what? I

1762
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:09,120
Speaker 5: don't understand? Are you perfectly comfortable where you are right now?

1763
01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:14,400
Speaker 5: Have you decided and settled in that this is it

1764
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:18,640
Speaker 5: for me? Have you gotten tired of waking up and

1765
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:21,600
Speaker 5: asking the question, whow it's gotta be more to my

1766
01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:22,280
Speaker 5: life than this?

1767
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:23,840
Speaker 7: What?

1768
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,479
Speaker 5: Have you just gotten tired of that and you don't

1769
01:27:26,479 --> 01:27:28,320
Speaker 5: want to deal with it no more? So you just

1770
01:27:28,479 --> 01:27:32,160
Speaker 5: decided what that? You're just gonna lock in like where

1771
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:32,559
Speaker 5: I am?

1772
01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:33,200
Speaker 4: Is cool?

1773
01:27:34,439 --> 01:27:37,960
Speaker 5: You all right with that? Let me ask you another question.

1774
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,960
Speaker 5: Have all the ducks ever lined up in a row?

1775
01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:47,400
Speaker 5: Because if that's what you're waiting for, let me just

1776
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:51,760
Speaker 5: ask you, has it ever been set there? While I

1777
01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:54,360
Speaker 5: see how exactly step by step, I'm gonna get down

1778
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:56,960
Speaker 5: and get that everything is perfect. I'm gonna start now.

1779
01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:00,800
Speaker 5: If you're waiting on the perfect time to start, you

1780
01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:03,720
Speaker 5: may never start, because there is no such a thing

1781
01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:10,000
Speaker 5: as the perfect time. The perfect time is now. That's

1782
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:13,639
Speaker 5: the perfect time. If you're waiting on something else to happen,

1783
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:16,640
Speaker 5: it probably ain't gonna happen because you gotta figure like this.

1784
01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:20,320
Speaker 5: Suppose it don't happen what you're gonna do, then she

1785
01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:23,639
Speaker 5: just gotta come to that conclusion. Suppose it don't happen

1786
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:25,920
Speaker 5: what you're gonna do. Then suppose you don't get the

1787
01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:29,559
Speaker 5: degree what you're gonna do, then you're gonna fail. Suppose

1788
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:31,840
Speaker 5: you don't get that job that you got your eyes on.

1789
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:33,920
Speaker 5: So you don't get that job. So now what you

1790
01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:39,439
Speaker 5: unemployed the rest of your life because you didn't meet

1791
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:45,000
Speaker 5: that deadline. You can't make another one. You're waiting for.

1792
01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:49,640
Speaker 5: What what's it gonna take to get you started? Have

1793
01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:52,600
Speaker 5: your ducks ever all lined up in a row? The

1794
01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:55,680
Speaker 5: answer is no. The perfect time to start is now.

1795
01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:59,400
Speaker 5: Let me ask you this question. Does it appear to

1796
01:28:59,479 --> 01:29:05,640
Speaker 5: be getting any closer even though you're not moving towards it? Uh?

1797
01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh?

1798
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:11,479
Speaker 5: Does it appear to be getting any closer even though

1799
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:18,479
Speaker 5: you're not moving towards it? The answer is no, it's

1800
01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:24,120
Speaker 5: not getting closer because you're not walking towards anything. If

1801
01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:28,240
Speaker 5: you don't walk towards something, please stop expecting it to

1802
01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:33,280
Speaker 5: get closer. It will not happen. Success is not a

1803
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:37,360
Speaker 5: magic trick. It's a series of steps that people take

1804
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:41,040
Speaker 5: over and over and over and over, and in spite

1805
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:45,240
Speaker 5: of what happens, they take those steps. Anyway, Does it

1806
01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:49,200
Speaker 5: appear to be getting closer even though you're not moving

1807
01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:55,639
Speaker 5: towards it? It's probably not. But could that be why

1808
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:58,840
Speaker 5: you're not getting what you want because you ain't moving

1809
01:29:58,920 --> 01:30:05,519
Speaker 5: towards nothing? Last question? Could it be that you just

1810
01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:11,519
Speaker 5: don't want anything more? Maybe that's it. Maybe you don't

1811
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:15,559
Speaker 5: quit wanting a new car, Maybe you don't quit want

1812
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:18,120
Speaker 5: in a bigger house. Maybe you don't quit wanting that

1813
01:30:18,479 --> 01:30:22,120
Speaker 5: second home. Maybe you quit wanting to open up a business.

1814
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:27,439
Speaker 5: Is it that you just don't want anymore? Just answer

1815
01:30:27,479 --> 01:30:29,800
Speaker 5: to these questions? Now let me tell you all of

1816
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:32,360
Speaker 5: y'all so put God in your life and it can

1817
01:30:32,439 --> 01:30:35,320
Speaker 5: change all it is. You can go to God and

1818
01:30:35,479 --> 01:30:38,719
Speaker 5: ask God to strengthen you. You can go to God

1819
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:42,799
Speaker 5: right now and ask God to give you the desires

1820
01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:45,880
Speaker 5: of your heart, but enable you with the character to

1821
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:49,960
Speaker 5: make them come true. Ask God to strengthen your character,

1822
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:54,360
Speaker 5: Ask him to strengthen your will, Ask him to strengthen

1823
01:30:54,600 --> 01:31:01,800
Speaker 5: your sticktuitiveness. Ask God for his help because God is

1824
01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:04,200
Speaker 5: going to make your dream come true. Business. Those are

1825
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:05,720
Speaker 5: my closing remarks today.

1826
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Speaker 1: Drop it, Baby, drop it. Those were good, Yes, yes,