WEBVTT - Not Covering your Knocked Out Teeth

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis d Elvis Durant phone tap, Dear Elvis, my father

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<v Speaker 1>recently fell and lost some teeth. Oh he's doing fine now,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's anxiously awaiting a ten thousand dollars payout on

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<v Speaker 1>his insurance claim to get his teeth fixed.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't we give.

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<v Speaker 3>Him a call and let him know that everything's screwed up.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe his teeth won't be perfect after all. This comes

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<v Speaker 3>from Michael. All right, Well, Scary Jones is phone tapping

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<v Speaker 3>Michael's dad as the insurance company rep. Michael's gonna listen

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<v Speaker 3>in as we phone tap dad dad with the missing teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen it. Hello, I'm looking for mister Murphy. Please.

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<v Speaker 4>Who's calling?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Tom McKinley from MOSTE.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Tom, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling regarding your insurance claim?

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<v Speaker 4>Right? I so it knocked my teeth out?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you knock your teeth out? That's why I'm calling.

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<v Speaker 4>What happened is I tripped right and when I show,

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<v Speaker 4>I sew face first and I hit the ground and

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<v Speaker 4>all my teeth fell out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>The only problem is I called your office yesterday and

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<v Speaker 5>spoke to your son, Michael, and he told me that

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<v Speaker 5>you didn't fall that you got your teeth knocked out

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<v Speaker 5>from getting kicked in the face during horse play at

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<v Speaker 5>the office, which isn't covered under insurance.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to know something, if there was horse play,

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't even be calling your people up. He's an idiot,

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<v Speaker 4>this kid, because he loves to drum up stories. I

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<v Speaker 4>have problems with him. Don't you understand.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand. I don't know your relationship. He is

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<v Speaker 2>your son. So it leads me to believe let me.

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<v Speaker 4>Explain something to you. Yeah, you know, you guys are

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<v Speaker 4>going to give me a hard time over this because

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<v Speaker 4>you listen to a young idiot and I'm the guy

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<v Speaker 4>that's sell and got hurt. I lost my teeth, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I still got I've still got a damn bruise.

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<v Speaker 6>Who's just killing me here.

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<v Speaker 5>But I'm trying to understand why you would tell me

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<v Speaker 5>one thing and your son would say another.

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<v Speaker 4>Because my son is a molon. That's the problem, because

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<v Speaker 4>bringing him don't talk and I have problems with him,

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<v Speaker 4>you understand.

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<v Speaker 2>So he wants to screw his old man out of money.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not looking for money. I'm looking to get my face.

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<v Speaker 5>Fixed, my deep at this time, I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 5>suspend this claim.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you better get back to the bottom of it.

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<v Speaker 4>The bottom of it is you're gonna be hearing for

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<v Speaker 4>my lawyer, Tommy. Okay, great, and then when my son

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<v Speaker 4>comes back, I'm gonna crack his head open. This kid,

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<v Speaker 4>but I'm gonna put him.

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<v Speaker 5>In a hospitble when I get him, and that claim

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<v Speaker 5>won't be coverable either.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, and then I'm gonna take him and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>bring him to your office, and then I'm gonna crack

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<v Speaker 4>your head open with him.

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<v Speaker 5>Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you're not

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<v Speaker 5>gonna get a dime out of us.

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<v Speaker 4>You quick. Do you ever hear that saying that he

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<v Speaker 4>is really piss me off?

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<v Speaker 2>You lie to us, you fimmed on the lion.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let me tell you something, you scumbag. Don't call

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<v Speaker 4>my phone to get or anything. I'm lion. Come to

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<v Speaker 4>my office and see who's lying. Okay, you quick?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Michael? All right, I'm gonna dial him back.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna talk. Don't answer it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hello, right now, you're on my list. Boy. Did

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<v Speaker 4>you speak to some guy from in Sherman's Company yesterday

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<v Speaker 4>on the phone?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Why?

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<v Speaker 4>Why did you tell him that I got kicked in

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<v Speaker 4>the face when I told me my phone? Well, now

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<v Speaker 4>he's suspended. Don't play mommy, okay, why don't you say

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<v Speaker 4>listen to me? I don't I don't know what you're

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<v Speaker 4>talking about. My father's not here and I ain't got

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<v Speaker 4>the phone on the guy I forgot. Forgot, don't take

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<v Speaker 4>any of my personal messages.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, you me all up here.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I gotta take a flown out for ten grand

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<v Speaker 4>to go pay for this now right? Why did you

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<v Speaker 4>give anybody my personal information for Okay? I asked me questions,

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<v Speaker 4>I answered him. You don't answer anything.

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<v Speaker 6>How do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>A guy in a federal agent on the other side,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand you. I'm sorry. We don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>tell you. Sorry. Sorry, ain't gonna cut it, baby, saw,

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta cut it, okay, you jerk me right now?

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<v Speaker 6>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>You be a big pot. You should mind your business.

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<v Speaker 4>All right? What somebody calls that ripper for me?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not here. How can I make it better?

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<v Speaker 4>Let's play in the office. First, play in the office.

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<v Speaker 4>I got my deet docked out in the office, horse player,

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<v Speaker 4>talk to me when you come back here. You're probably

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<v Speaker 4>on the street. Off, key's gonna be in a box.

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<v Speaker 4>Take your car, get the bout of here, don't come

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<v Speaker 4>back no more that ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there you are. Okay, listen, there you are.

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<v Speaker 6>That's how you talk to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, because you don't give me any respect.

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<v Speaker 6>So let me explain something to you. Because if I

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<v Speaker 6>tell you something, okay, and you tell me you don't

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<v Speaker 6>believe me, that pisses me off.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you You're a pathological liar?

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<v Speaker 6>Am I a pathical logical liar?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>No, are you?

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<v Speaker 5>Because you display the qualities of a pathological life.

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<v Speaker 6>I display the qualities of pathical logical Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I know you're kind.

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<v Speaker 6>I know you know my kind. Come over here and

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<v Speaker 6>talk to me face to face and we'll see what

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<v Speaker 6>kind of kind I am. All right, because right now

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<v Speaker 6>I am pissed because my son is a shirk golf

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<v Speaker 6>of what he did yesterday. I had an argument with

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<v Speaker 6>him and this is his way of getting back to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you're trying to cover your tracks now right.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not covering my tracks. If you want to know something,

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<v Speaker 6>you must have been a little kid in school with

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<v Speaker 6>the must have beat you up all the time, so

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<v Speaker 6>you like to get even with people. Okay, that's what

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<v Speaker 6>kind of job you got. Don't even call me, don't

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<v Speaker 6>even harass me, okay, because I'm gonna have my phones

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<v Speaker 6>taped and I'm going to sue you a little ass

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<v Speaker 6>when I get done with you. Here, shirt off on

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<v Speaker 6>the well.

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<v Speaker 5>That won't be necessary because you've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Scary Jones. Just ran in the Morning

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<v Speaker 2>show and you've phone tapped you.

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<v Speaker 6>Trick you, Thank you dirty rad Duran phone tab.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 2>all participants.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tab were only on Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning Show.