Speaker 1: Elvis d Elvis Durant phone tap, Dear Elvis, my father
Speaker 1: recently fell and lost some teeth. Oh he's doing fine now,
Speaker 1: but he's anxiously awaiting a ten thousand dollars payout on
Speaker 1: his insurance claim to get his teeth fixed.
Speaker 2: Why don't we give.
Speaker 3: Him a call and let him know that everything's screwed up.
Speaker 3: Maybe his teeth won't be perfect after all. This comes
Speaker 3: from Michael. All right, Well, Scary Jones is phone tapping
Speaker 3: Michael's dad as the insurance company rep. Michael's gonna listen
Speaker 3: in as we phone tap dad dad with the missing teeth.
Speaker 2: Listen it. Hello, I'm looking for mister Murphy. Please.
Speaker 4: Who's calling?
Speaker 2: This is Tom McKinley from MOSTE.
Speaker 4: Hey, Tom, what's up?
Speaker 2: I'm calling regarding your insurance claim?
Speaker 4: Right? I so it knocked my teeth out?
Speaker 2: How did you knock your teeth out? That's why I'm calling.
Speaker 4: What happened is I tripped right and when I show,
Speaker 4: I sew face first and I hit the ground and
Speaker 4: all my teeth fell out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The only problem is I called your office yesterday and
Speaker 5: spoke to your son, Michael, and he told me that
Speaker 5: you didn't fall that you got your teeth knocked out
Speaker 5: from getting kicked in the face during horse play at
Speaker 5: the office, which isn't covered under insurance.
Speaker 4: You want to know something, if there was horse play,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't even be calling your people up. He's an idiot,
Speaker 4: this kid, because he loves to drum up stories. I
Speaker 4: have problems with him. Don't you understand.
Speaker 2: I don't understand. I don't know your relationship. He is
Speaker 2: your son. So it leads me to believe let me.
Speaker 4: Explain something to you. Yeah, you know, you guys are
Speaker 4: going to give me a hard time over this because
Speaker 4: you listen to a young idiot and I'm the guy
Speaker 4: that's sell and got hurt. I lost my teeth, Okay,
Speaker 4: I still got I've still got a damn bruise.
Speaker 6: Who's just killing me here.
Speaker 5: But I'm trying to understand why you would tell me
Speaker 5: one thing and your son would say another.
Speaker 4: Because my son is a molon. That's the problem, because
Speaker 4: bringing him don't talk and I have problems with him,
Speaker 4: you understand.
Speaker 2: So he wants to screw his old man out of money.
Speaker 4: I'm not looking for money. I'm looking to get my face.
Speaker 5: Fixed, my deep at this time, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 5: suspend this claim.
Speaker 4: Well, you better get back to the bottom of it.
Speaker 4: The bottom of it is you're gonna be hearing for
Speaker 4: my lawyer, Tommy. Okay, great, and then when my son
Speaker 4: comes back, I'm gonna crack his head open. This kid,
Speaker 4: but I'm gonna put him.
Speaker 5: In a hospitble when I get him, and that claim
Speaker 5: won't be coverable either.
Speaker 4: Right, and then I'm gonna take him and I'm gonna
Speaker 4: bring him to your office, and then I'm gonna crack
Speaker 4: your head open with him.
Speaker 5: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you're not
Speaker 5: gonna get a dime out of us.
Speaker 4: You quick. Do you ever hear that saying that he
Speaker 4: is really piss me off?
Speaker 2: You lie to us, you fimmed on the lion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me tell you something, you scumbag. Don't call
Speaker 4: my phone to get or anything. I'm lion. Come to
Speaker 4: my office and see who's lying. Okay, you quick?
Speaker 2: All right? Michael? All right, I'm gonna dial him back.
Speaker 2: You're gonna talk. Don't answer it.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, right now, you're on my list. Boy. Did
Speaker 4: you speak to some guy from in Sherman's Company yesterday
Speaker 4: on the phone?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Why?
Speaker 4: Why did you tell him that I got kicked in
Speaker 4: the face when I told me my phone? Well, now
Speaker 4: he's suspended. Don't play mommy, okay, why don't you say
Speaker 4: listen to me? I don't I don't know what you're
Speaker 4: talking about. My father's not here and I ain't got
Speaker 4: the phone on the guy I forgot. Forgot, don't take
Speaker 4: any of my personal messages.
Speaker 6: Now, you me all up here.
Speaker 4: Now, I gotta take a flown out for ten grand
Speaker 4: to go pay for this now right? Why did you
Speaker 4: give anybody my personal information for Okay? I asked me questions,
Speaker 4: I answered him. You don't answer anything.
Speaker 6: How do you know?
Speaker 4: A guy in a federal agent on the other side,
Speaker 4: I don't understand you. I'm sorry. We don't want to
Speaker 4: tell you. Sorry. Sorry, ain't gonna cut it, baby, saw,
Speaker 4: I gotta cut it, okay, you jerk me right now?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 4: You be a big pot. You should mind your business.
Speaker 4: All right? What somebody calls that ripper for me?
Speaker 6: I'm not here. How can I make it better?
Speaker 4: Let's play in the office. First, play in the office.
Speaker 4: I got my deet docked out in the office, horse player,
Speaker 4: talk to me when you come back here. You're probably
Speaker 4: on the street. Off, key's gonna be in a box.
Speaker 4: Take your car, get the bout of here, don't come
Speaker 4: back no more that ship.
Speaker 2: Oh there you are. Okay, listen, there you are.
Speaker 6: That's how you talk to me.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, because you don't give me any respect.
Speaker 6: So let me explain something to you. Because if I
Speaker 6: tell you something, okay, and you tell me you don't
Speaker 6: believe me, that pisses me off.
Speaker 2: Are you You're a pathological liar?
Speaker 6: Am I a pathical logical liar?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, are you?
Speaker 5: Because you display the qualities of a pathological life.
Speaker 6: I display the qualities of pathical logical Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because I know you're kind.
Speaker 6: I know you know my kind. Come over here and
Speaker 6: talk to me face to face and we'll see what
Speaker 6: kind of kind I am. All right, because right now
Speaker 6: I am pissed because my son is a shirk golf
Speaker 6: of what he did yesterday. I had an argument with
Speaker 6: him and this is his way of getting back to me.
Speaker 2: Well, you're trying to cover your tracks now right.
Speaker 6: I'm not covering my tracks. If you want to know something,
Speaker 6: you must have been a little kid in school with
Speaker 6: the must have beat you up all the time, so
Speaker 6: you like to get even with people. Okay, that's what
Speaker 6: kind of job you got. Don't even call me, don't
Speaker 6: even harass me, okay, because I'm gonna have my phones
Speaker 6: taped and I'm going to sue you a little ass
Speaker 6: when I get done with you. Here, shirt off on
Speaker 6: the well.
Speaker 5: That won't be necessary because you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 2: My name is Scary Jones. Just ran in the Morning
Speaker 2: show and you've phone tapped you.
Speaker 6: Trick you, Thank you dirty rad Duran phone tab.
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