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Speaker 1: and an awkward Tuesday. That's all about the worst gift

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw one from Christopher Reid who said, since

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Speaker 4: you're doing shout outs for your podcast listeners, I had

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Speaker 4: to comment, Oh, by that, Christopher, Me and my wife

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Speaker 4: and son have been listening to your show every night

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Speaker 2: How cool is that?

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Speaker 3: What's for dinner tonight?

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Speaker 3: Wait, I'm kind of hungry too. We love you listening

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Speaker 3: Vegetable if you're listening to this.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get this show started.

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Speaker 7: In this show, we take April fools very seriously.

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Speaker 6: Man. We used to do something.

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Speaker 8: You look at his face classic.

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Speaker 7: We did like a few years ago, Jose, didn't you

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Speaker 7: put salt in Brooks coffee?

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Speaker 8: Brook He owns you so bad?

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Speaker 7: And remember remember when we swapped out Alexis's chair for

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Speaker 9: Chairing year that's not as high as your last one.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we're pretty much deviance on this show.

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Speaker 7: But apparently not everybody loves high brow humor as much

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Speaker 7: as we do, because a new poll came out up

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Speaker 7: and found only forty six percent of people find April

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Speaker 7: fools Pranks a music.

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Speaker 2: This is what's wrong with the world.

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Speaker 1: People can't find joy or laughter and little tiny funny things.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if it's innocent, you should enjoy it.

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Speaker 10: Remember when you put tape on my mouth and then

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Speaker 2: That was funny.

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Speaker 11: She thought her mouth couldn't work for like thirty seconds,

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Speaker 11: and then she flipped it over And here's a post

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Speaker 7: Godcha, I remember she fired four people in the company.

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Speaker 8: Oh God, good one.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about it.

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Speaker 8: Good ones.

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Speaker 7: Forty percent of people find April fools Pranks annoying, and

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Speaker 7: fourteen percent say it's a case by case thing, So

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Speaker 8: Like our chair swap.

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Speaker 1: I think, okay, you know every year my husband falls

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Speaker 1: around the post sprayer on the kitchen sink, and then

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Speaker 8: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I'm literally every like for eight years.

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Speaker 3: It is so because you wake up in the morning

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Speaker 11: You know.

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Speaker 7: The demographic that's most likely to find April Fools jokes funny.

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Speaker 7: Are young men living in the northeast or out west

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Speaker 7: people least likely to appreciate April Fools jokes Old women

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Speaker 7: in the Midwest. So if someone swaps out your chair

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Speaker 8: Am I a sixty seven year old woman living in Carbondale?

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Speaker 2: Come on, Carol, start laughing, Get it together.

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Speaker 7: Although I will say the Carbondale grannies do love them

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Speaker 8: He's so handsome when he reads this shaka the question

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Speaker 12: In Mildred's stuff.

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Speaker 3: Definitely not a Midwest.

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Speaker 12: Welcome to the wildest day of the year, April Fools Day.

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Speaker 12: It's a twenty four hour period where everything you read

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Speaker 5: That just happened?

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Speaker 8: Who knows?

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Speaker 12: And today we're diving into the weird world of celebrity endorsements.

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Speaker 12: Some endorsement deals are so strange they sound like an

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Speaker 12: or Celebrine edition twenty of twenty, you guys say number

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Speaker 12: You just have to tell me was that real celebrity

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Speaker 12: Your product came from a promotion based around Disney's first

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Speaker 12: Pirates of the Caribbean movie, where Johnny Depp gave his

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Speaker 12: the ocean and adventure. Is his product celebrity or celebrina.

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Speaker 13: It's hard because he does have cologne, So I don't

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Speaker 3: It makes it made up?

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Speaker 2: What celebrity doesn't have a colone?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's a good point.

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Speaker 5: He maybe Disney sold it like at Disneyland. Like, I

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Speaker 10: The ride kind of smells like chlorine and urine.

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Speaker 5: It does have a distinct smell that does.

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Speaker 12: And I think he smells like rum to begin with too.

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Speaker 3: So okay, let's say celebrity.

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Speaker 2: Celebrin was too believable.

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Speaker 12: There was a rumor that Johnny Depp would release a

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Speaker 12: colone inspired by Captain Jack Sparrow, but it was a

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Speaker 5: I figured Disney would have that cash grabbed easily.

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Speaker 2: Brook's your turn, give me number nineteen.

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Speaker 12: Brook, your product is Paula Beine. This butter toothpaste with

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Speaker 12: a lot of unnecessary butteriness. Is that product? Celebrity or cele.

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Speaker 1: Hard fall from Grace very much emphasis on hard good reason. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: Jose So, I feel like she was desperate and just

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Speaker 11: Please don't hit the ding ding ding.

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Speaker 12: Oh my, absolutely real, Jose four. Your product is a

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Speaker 12: William Shatner spaceship themed grill. The Captain of the Starship

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Speaker 11: It's gotta be the bad George Foreman just changed the

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Speaker 1: It would have been cool if it was just like

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Speaker 5: That would be awesome.

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Speaker 12: It's gotta be a celebrity, says celebrity.

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Speaker 11: That's a real were there were there little like locos

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Speaker 12: No, it was literally just a sticker on the ground.

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Speaker 12: I'm so dumb chatting her, baby, Jeffrey, your product is

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Speaker 12: Tom Hank's hand sanitizer. Tom Hanks allegedly released a hand

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Speaker 6: Why?

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Speaker 7: I could also see him endorsing it after his movie

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Speaker 7: Wish I had hand sanitized. It's a great movie.

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Speaker 2: Nice Brook, We're over the years, Okay.

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Speaker 12: Miley Cyrus hand haircut in a can during her hand

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Speaker 8: Scissors come out of the can.

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Speaker 12: And fire scissors and fire?

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Speaker 5: What if it just blows your hair?

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Speaker 12: Celebriny says celebrinae that I don't understand haircut. Brook for

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Speaker 12: that correct answer, and I'm gonna give you the wind

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Speaker 7: All right, Brook, you get to choose who gets shot

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Speaker 7: today for April Fools by singing rock star by Nickelback.

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Speaker 8: Who's that gonna be? I choose?

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Speaker 5: She's wrong because it's April fools.

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Speaker 7: Wow, that's your shock collar question of the day day,

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Speaker 7: sorry to the entire Midwest, and your phone RAF's coming up.

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Speaker 6: Right after this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: When it comes to marriage, I know there's some unhinged

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Speaker 7: And I say that because one of our listeners has

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Speaker 7: a fantastic marriage, but he's decided there is one thing

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Speaker 7: But after seven years, he is willing to confess it

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Speaker 8: Hear me our confession, I can't take back all arms speak.

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Speaker 7: TEXTA seventy five nine two says never let your child

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Speaker 7: name your pet. Why decided to let our four year

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Speaker 11: I will say I named our dog Whiskey because I

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Speaker 11: my mom would just be like, whiskey.

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Speaker 8: I forget over here.

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Speaker 2: Just for telling your future issues.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a lot of power that comes with choosing names,

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Speaker 7: and on this segment, our listeners.

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Speaker 8: Get all the power as they tell.

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Speaker 7: Their secrets under fake identities while we mask their voice.

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Speaker 7: And one of our listener wants to come clean using

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Speaker 7: the alias Doug today, Doug, I really wish your fake

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Speaker 2: Doug.

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Speaker 10: Oh, he was nervous that the voice changer wasn't on yet.

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Speaker 8: the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 16: So I just celebrated seven years with my wife. Thank you,

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Speaker 16: and I absolutely love her. She's sweet, she's caring.

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Speaker 3: I know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: So wait, so like, give us an example. What's a

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Speaker 15: I mean, like, I love the TV show The Office.

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Speaker 16: One year, she gave me a novelty music box that

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Speaker 7: Even when I'm watching the show The Office, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to feel it's not her downfall down fault

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Speaker 7: Well the thought is clearly there, but the practicality of

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Speaker 16: I know that there's a lot of thought that goes

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Speaker 3: Read them.

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Speaker 16: Sometimes I like to put like a little drop of

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's a little much what I think?

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Speaker 2: That's sweet?

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Speaker 5: If your Vania?

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Speaker 3: That's what I want to know.

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Speaker 5: Did you grow them?

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Speaker 6: No? Zero much?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, Like I'll bring them to my office and then

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Speaker 12: Okay, that's sad.

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Speaker 11: She's ever giving you something good? Like one time it

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Speaker 15: She almost gave me a good gift.

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Speaker 16: One year for Valentine's Day, made me a personalized calendar. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 8: I know that could be fun to look at exactly now.

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Speaker 16: A lot of times you get a personalized calendar, you're

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Speaker 3: Is it like I do?

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Speaker 16: Like I love her, like I understand like that she's

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Speaker 15: All these things. It's just the gifts are so out

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Speaker 1: Like okay, okay, okay, So if she's so bad, are

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Speaker 15: I mean I get pretty good gift Like, I mean

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Speaker 3: I care like gift givings out there love like it's

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Speaker 5: You know, that's a good point. I care because I

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Speaker 1: You're complaining about an un sexy calendar and you got

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Speaker 2: That's what my mom just gave my husband.

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Speaker 8: Like that's not all. Something's between your mom and your

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Speaker 5: You need to look out silk slippers.

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Speaker 9: Okay, you dish racks so we're talking of offering.

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Speaker 7: Don't don't don't feel bad this this the whole point

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Speaker 11: Guys, he doesn't want he wants to go his chest

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Speaker 3: And you don't tell her that you don't like the gifts.

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Speaker 1: You just need to make her a list of what

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Speaker 10: Okay, I mean honest, that's what he sounds like.

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Speaker 11: He's a big whiny man.

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Speaker 8: He's a whiny man who loves his wife too much

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Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, I do like the list idea.

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Speaker 15: And bring her down with our gift getting. But it's like,

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Speaker 5: An authentic surprise gift from her, Like I don't.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, definitely feel a lot better, like I've never told anybody.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and we have a play on moving forward.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay.

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Speaker 7: In fact, we're gonna send this podcast to your wife

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Speaker 2: Cool, he's anonymous. I think that's the point.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, we're gonna keep it that way. Text in

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Speaker 6: Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Back when we had HR here, it's broken, Jeffrey in

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Speaker 10: I remember those days.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it was a long time ago, do a whole lot.

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Speaker 7: Anytime someone from our group got called in to talk

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Speaker 8: And we're really mature here.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. So what happens today when a lady finds herself

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Speaker 8: Mornings on the twenty twenty.

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Speaker 17: Hello, this is Tifney.

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Speaker 8: Hi Tiviny. This is Mark Grayson from Corporate HR.

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Speaker 17: How can I help you?

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Speaker 7: Hey, just wanted to reach out real quick and say

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Speaker 17: Oh, thank you, appreciate it.

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Speaker 8: I know you and I haven't met before.

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Speaker 17: So okay, I'm sorry. What's going on here?

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Speaker 7: That's just something I do for our new employees when

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Speaker 8: Okay, you can do it with me.

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Speaker 18: D that.

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Speaker 8: Okay, you know, Okay, we'll work on that.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, I have there's a lot of things to get

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Speaker 8: Or something totally Look I can help you with Yeah,

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Speaker 7: So my boss's boss was up in my wazoo yesterday

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Speaker 7: and he was like, hey, Mark, you need to be

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Speaker 8: Need to make sure no funny business is going on.

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Speaker 17: Oh okay, well, nothing funny going on here.

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Speaker 18: But I'm happy to help in any way I can.

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Speaker 8: You are absolutely right, there is nothing funny going on

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Speaker 18: What does that mean?

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Speaker 7: Well, you know how bosses are. He just doesn't want

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Speaker 17: Know, right, Yeah, I'm nothing. Yeah, I know my history

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Speaker 7: And we'll see about that because I have your resume

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Speaker 7: answer me by saying true not true. Okay, Okay, so

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Speaker 7: let's see. It says here, five years ago you worked

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Speaker 17: Okay, that sounds like somebody else. That doesn't sound like

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Speaker 7: Okay, Well, you're saying you didn't work at a marine

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Speaker 8: Well, this is interesting. So you're basically telling me that

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Speaker 17: No, I'm saying that you must be like dumb. Excuse me.

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Speaker 8: You're saying that what's listed on your work history isn't true.

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Speaker 17: I'm saying that you must have the wrong information. That

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Speaker 8: This is now making me think we accidentally hired the

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Speaker 17: Please stop doing that.

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Speaker 18: I don't understand why.

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I can't help it.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Well what's freaking me out? As your resume? Because

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Speaker 8: this isn't good.

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Speaker 17: Okay, that's not my resume. Whatever information you have or

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Speaker 17: resume you have in front of me, that is not me.

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Speaker 17: Like I managed to a bank, Yeah, I managed twenty people,

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Speaker 8: Well, but like if you think about it's someone who's

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Speaker 17: Okay, yeah for those people, But I manage and coached humans,

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Speaker 8: Like, let's say the roles were reversed.

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Speaker 7: Okay, let's pretend for a second, if you got to

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Speaker 7: you're probably going with the dolphin person, right, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 17: I got the job, not the dolphin person that you're

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Speaker 3: Whoever resumes that.

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Speaker 8: Is, Okay, we're in a tough position.

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Speaker 17: Now, Oh how how I got the job? But like,

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Speaker 17: I don't see how this is a problem.

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Speaker 7: Well, I mean, clearly this something got mixed up. We

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Speaker 7: and I'm sorry, I do need to report this to

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Speaker 17: That's insane. I signed all of the paperwork done, I

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Speaker 8: Yeah, again, that's kind of out of my control.

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Speaker 17: Okay, it's not. It's common courtesy, and you are not

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Speaker 8: Listen, I'm trying to be courteous with this call here.

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Speaker 18: You're not, though, Well, I'm going to.

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Speaker 7: Be overly courteous then by telling you to expect a

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Speaker 7: phone call from my boss along with one from your

458
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Speaker 7: boyfriend telling you this is a prank call. What done? Done?

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Speaker 6: Prank?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm on the radio. You're on the radio right now.

461
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Speaker 7: My name is jeff from the show Brook and Jeffrey

462
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Speaker 7: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 17: Oh my god, I can not believe this. This is crazy.

464
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Speaker 7: Yeah, it was your boyfriend Mackay wanted to do it.

465
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Speaker 7: He said he wanted us to wish you luck on

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Speaker 7: your first week at your new job. You thought this

467
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Speaker 7: might make you laugh.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, when you talked about the dolphin trainer, I was like,

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Speaker 17: and you said purposely wet I would.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's where all the dolphins dab.

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Speaker 6: The week up every morning was pe Tabs weekday morning

472
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Speaker 6: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: When it comes to giving gifts, they say, it's the

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Speaker 7: thought that counts.

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Speaker 10: That's such a nice sentiment.

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Speaker 7: Okay, sure, But then I buy everyone personalized coffee mugs

477
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Speaker 7: for Christmas, and then suddenly you're all mad at me

478
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Speaker 7: because they cause fires when you put them in the microwave.

479
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Speaker 8: So I'm sorry, which one is it.

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Speaker 5: Mine's a decorative orning and I think it's hand washed.

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Speaker 7: Only too it started, Oh that's not good enough for

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Speaker 7: you all of a sudden.

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Speaker 3: I mean you did kind of bail it in.

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Speaker 8: Personal coffee name.

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Speaker 1: They can't be washed, said my full name, but it

486
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Speaker 1: said a bee, I mean an b.

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Speaker 7: But fin, I just know one of our listeners brought

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Speaker 7: a gift to his date with a special lady and

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Speaker 7: her response historic.

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Speaker 2: Oh he gave it wasn't a mug.

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Speaker 7: And the reaction I don't even think was as bad

492
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Speaker 7: as the reaction I got from my gay. You're gonna

493
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Speaker 7: find out what it was and why he turned to

494
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Speaker 7: us for an awkward Tuesday phone call because this is

495
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Speaker 7: much much bigger than a regular second date. We're gonna

496
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Speaker 7: make that call coming up right after this. It's awkward,

497
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Speaker 7: it's sad, it's awkward Tuesday phone call. I've never personally

498
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Speaker 7: matched with somebody on Instagram, but I've heard.

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Speaker 8: That people do do that.

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Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and one of

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Speaker 7: our listeners named Davis matched with a lady on IG

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Speaker 7: two years ago.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I mean to be fair, jeff you probably don't

504
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Speaker 1: remember what your password is, so you probably.

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Speaker 8: Have you have it for me? Right?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't keep that.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I would go to it, but that department doesn't

509
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Speaker 7: exist here anymore. Yeah, so I'll figure it out someday.

510
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Speaker 7: Back to Davis. Two years ago, he took a chance,

511
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Speaker 7: asked a girl out on IG.

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Speaker 8: Whoa and and nothing happened.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So that puts.

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Speaker 8: Him in the ninety nine of guys who DM ladies

515
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Speaker 8: with no answer.

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Speaker 5: Well, they don't even open it, right, I was young

517
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Speaker 5: left on red it.

518
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Speaker 1: Was the request folder, hidden requests, or just the blocked area.

519
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Speaker 8: Yeah, so many options to avoid men. Yeah, it's amazing.

520
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Speaker 7: But our producer insists that this story is different really,

521
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Speaker 7: and he implored me to have Davis on the show

522
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Speaker 7: to tell us what happened and explain why he deserves

523
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Speaker 7: an awkward Tuesday phone call today.

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Speaker 8: So I obliged. Davis, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 18: Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 10: Guys, dude, we're so invested already in your story.

527
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Speaker 2: What a setup.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, I guess I'll dive right in.

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Speaker 10: Yeah for sure.

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Speaker 18: Like you guys said, you know, I met her about

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Speaker 18: two years ago or on Instagram. We started talking and

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Speaker 18: we matched.

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Speaker 2: Oh you were talking?

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Speaker 18: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, we talked a little bit. I

535
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Speaker 18: got her to agree to go out on a date

536
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Speaker 18: with me, but we couldn't figure out schedules or time,

537
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Speaker 18: and eventually one day she just left me on Red.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're saying match, like you just follow each other without.

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Speaker 4: Every She's just a random person on You don't match on.

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Speaker 7: Insteads No, it's soul meeting follow Yes, so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he commented on a bunch of her picks, and

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Speaker 1: she finally followed.

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Speaker 8: Right, that's good. Yeah.

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Speaker 18: So two years later, I still follow her and I'm

545
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Speaker 18: seeing her pictures a lot, like she's still so cute,

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Speaker 18: And I decide, you know what, I'm gonna try and

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Speaker 18: and reach out again.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, she left you on red, but you

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Speaker 1: could still see your photos, so that's a positive side, right.

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Speaker 18: So she says, why not, I'm single, let's try it.

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Speaker 10: Okay, I love a why not answer.

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Speaker 3: I'll take it.

553
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Speaker 7: I've got literally nothing else going on in my life.

554
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Speaker 2: Sure, I finally hit rock bottom.

555
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Speaker 8: And what's this beautiful Instagram girl's name?

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Speaker 18: Samantha?

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Speaker 8: Samantha?

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Speaker 2: Those are always hot?

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so did you guys finally go out?

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Speaker 18: We went out on three dates. Our first two dates

562
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Speaker 18: were really good. She's a lot of fun. She seemed

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Speaker 18: to like my company. And on our third date, you know,

564
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Speaker 18: I was feeling really good, maybe too good about it,

565
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Speaker 18: and this is where I screwed up.

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Speaker 10: Okay, set the scene.

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Speaker 2: Where were you? What were you doing?

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Speaker 18: Okay, first, I just want to say, like, I work

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Speaker 18: in tech, I work with AI programs a lot and

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Speaker 18: things like that. Okay, We're hanging out at my place.

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Speaker 18: She goes to the bathroom and when she comes back,

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Speaker 18: I had a book out on the coffee table waiting

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Speaker 18: for kind of like a scrapbook type thing, nothing too fancy.

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Speaker 10: This scrap book type thing.

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Speaker 18: So I basically made an AI scrapbook of our life

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Speaker 18: together over the next.

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Speaker 8: Forty Wow, you get it.

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Speaker 13: I was thinking the other sea word creepy.

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Speaker 1: Can you describe some of these photos for us, because

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Speaker 1: maybe it's not as bad as we're thinking.

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Speaker 8: What was in the scrap book?

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Speaker 18: Well, that's the thing is that I did do like

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Speaker 18: future vacations like us in Mexico with dolphins jumping over.

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Speaker 8: Us AI dolphins.

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Speaker 18: I thought it was funny. It was obviously AI.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so it was meant to be a joke.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's good. It was going for funny, not yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 18: At one point there's an AI like of her in

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Speaker 18: a delivery room with our first baby.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's what we were worried about.

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Speaker 7: Are the dolphins jumping over the delivery room that too,

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Speaker 7: because that would be awesome?

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Speaker 2: Awesome? What were you thinking?

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Speaker 3: Why would you put any woman in the delivery room?

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Speaker 18: I thought she'd be laughing, but she looked more shocked

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Speaker 18: than anything.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, when you just told us what you did, none

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Speaker 11: of us have even thought of that before. That's a

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Speaker 11: mind blowing thing to actually see it would be crazy.

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Speaker 3: Did she run from the apartment.

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Speaker 18: So she did say, she was like, wow, you put

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Speaker 18: a lot of effort into it, but it wasn't like

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Speaker 18: a happy tone.

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Speaker 5: Yeah I think.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, So this obviously was a big mess up and

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Speaker 18: I never got to explain that this was like all

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Speaker 18: meant as a joke, and she hasn't responded to my

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Speaker 18: text and this is like over ten days now, Okay, So.

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Speaker 7: You you think maybe she took it like a little

611
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Speaker 7: bit too seriously, then you wanted her to take it

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Speaker 7: one hundred percent.

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Speaker 10: Why weren't you able to explain it's a joke.

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Speaker 18: I think I was so mortified after like her response

615
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Speaker 18: of like, oh, you put a lot of effort into this, Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 18: I'd just like to tell her like, hey, I didn't

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Speaker 18: mean this to be creepy, and maybe get some advice

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Speaker 18: on how to say it.

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Speaker 7: Oh okay, So this is what you want to do

620
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Speaker 7: with the awkward Tuesday. We're reaching out to Samantha here

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Speaker 7: hoping to walk back a little bit of the damage

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Speaker 7: that you've done.

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Speaker 18: That's exactly what I'm hoping for.

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Speaker 2: God is that is so hard.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you missed your opportunity to tell her

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Speaker 1: it was a joke. I feel like if you tell

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Speaker 1: her now, she's going to just assume you're saying that

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Speaker 1: because she was freaked out by.

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Speaker 7: Sounds like brook advice is lean harder into it, like

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Speaker 7: I was Super SI.

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Speaker 8: There's way more pictures if you want them.

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Speaker 5: I'm just like, gotcha.

633
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Speaker 10: I just think it's going to be harder than you think.

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Speaker 7: Well, we're going to work on how to give you

635
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Speaker 7: the best advice we could possibly come up with, and

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Speaker 7: then call your what is she's not even your girlfriend?

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Speaker 2: No, just a girl he's talking to.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, the girl. You're talking to the future wife.

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Speaker 5: We have pictures.

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Speaker 7: Your possible future wife, and let her know the AI

641
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Speaker 7: scrap book wasn't meant to be serious.

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Speaker 8: We'll do it in your awkward Tuesday phone call right

643
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Speaker 8: after this. It's awkward.

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Speaker 6: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 5: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

646
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Speaker 7: We've got a tech quiz on the phone with us

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Speaker 7: today named Davis, who recently you to his super AI powers

648
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Speaker 7: to scare a woman that he just started dating.

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Speaker 5: That's not wrong, oh man, he didn't mean to, No,

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Speaker 5: he did.

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Speaker 7: It was all meant as a joke when he made

652
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Speaker 7: an AI scrap book that showed their future life together

653
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 7: over the next forty years again a joke. The good

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Speaker 7: news is it wasn't on the first date that he

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Speaker 7: did this.

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Speaker 8: He waited till the third date.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Means that the pictures of her, the AI photos of

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Speaker 1: her in the delivery room, should have been so funny.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but now it has been ten days since then,

661
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Speaker 7: and she did seem a little bit freaked out by

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Speaker 7: some of the photos that he showed her.

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Speaker 8: So, I mean, David, would you say that that's accurate?

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Speaker 18: That's accurate. I mean I think the one that got

665
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Speaker 18: to the most was our wedding day and I photo

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Speaker 18: shopped her parents into it.

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Speaker 8: Oh god, yeah, we hadn't heard about the wedding photo.

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Speaker 5: You haven't even met her parents, have you?

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Speaker 18: No? I mean I found him on Instagram?

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Speaker 10: Oh oh yeah, oh yeah, that's where it met.

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Speaker 8: Okay, okay, well that's fair.

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Speaker 7: So now you just need a couple pieces of advice

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Speaker 7: before we call Samantha and try to explain to her

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Speaker 7: it's not as serious as it seemed.

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Speaker 8: And yeah, so what do you think he should do?

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Speaker 2: This is a little bit of a white lie.

677
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Speaker 1: But you just tell her that your other nerd coworkers

678
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Speaker 1: were like all make it up for their girlfriends and

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Speaker 1: their girlfriend thought it was so funny.

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Speaker 2: You got carried away.

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Speaker 1: You realize that you know your girlfriend, you're not together yet,

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Speaker 1: and it was too much, too soon.

683
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 7: So sorry, bully yourself by calling you a nerd.

684
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: And and I'm sure, I'm sure you would consider yourself

685
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: a nerd.

686
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 18: Right, Oh yeah, no, I'm a big nerd.

687
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 8: Okay, jose what's your advice?

688
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 11: Well, you told us in the first part that you

689
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 11: froze up when you were with her. You need to

690
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 11: feel and sound confident here, So right now, with all

691
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 11: the confidence in the world, tell me what is the

692
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,959
Speaker 11: one thing you like most about yourself?

693
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 8: Oh?

694
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 5: With confidence?

695
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 8: But I'm on the spot.

696
00:32:53,880 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 18: Oh come on, brother, I can tickle myself and laugh,

697
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 18: and I don't think other people can do that.

698
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 10: Okay, yourself and laugh, I will.

699
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 3: I'm funny.

700
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 2: Maybe just do I'm funny.

701
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 3: I'm back to just say you're a nerd again.

702
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 8: That gives some confidence.

703
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 7: Let him be confident in the things that he likes.

704
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 7: All right, So we're running out of time. But remember

705
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 7: you're a nerd, but you're a confident nerd. So here

706
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 7: we go with a good sense of humor, a dollar number,

707
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,959
Speaker 7: and let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call.

708
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 8: Good luck man.

709
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 18: Hello, Hey, Samantha, It's it's Davis.

710
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 6: Hi.

711
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 18: Hey, So I just I was trying to reach out

712
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 18: a few days ago, and I just wanted a chance

713
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 18: to maybe talk with you about our last date.

714
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 19: Okay, Well, what do you want to talk about?

715
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 18: Well, I think you maybe got the wrong impression about

716
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 18: the book that I made.

717
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 19: Well, why do you feel like I felt that way?

718
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 18: Well, I mean, your general reaction to it and demeanor

719
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 18: afterwards seemed very scared creeped out.

720
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 17: You're not far off.

721
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 6: I was a little weirded out.

722
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 18: So here's the thing. Like, I'm a big nerd and

723
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 18: a lot of my my nerd friends who work at

724
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 18: my nerd place I had done stuff like this with

725
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 18: their girlfriends, and I may have jumped the gun.

726
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 8: Again.

727
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 18: I know you weren't my girlfriend, but they thought it

728
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 18: was very funny with them, and I thought it might

729
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 18: be funny for us. And uh, I might have nerded

730
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 18: a little too hard.

731
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 19: When you first showed me the book and we were

732
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 19: looking through it, I initially thought it was creepy and

733
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 19: thank you about it days later. Steel creepy.

734
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 18: Yeah, but I'm I'm kind of like a tech nerd

735
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 18: type thing. And one of those ways to show it

736
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 18: to you was to make that for you.

737
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 19: And I mean, I appreciate that, but I didn't really

738
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 19: know how to take it. So I would come and

739
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 19: ask my girlfriends about it.

740
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 18: Okay, what did your friend say? What was their feedback?

741
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 19: I've got really big and they started saying things like,

742
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 19: no way, why are you dating Hannibal Lecter? Did you

743
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 19: throw the book at him?

744
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 18: And rhyme. I feel like that is a fair response

745
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 18: after I got to relook at everything. But at the

746
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 18: same time, I feel like you could also say I'm

747
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 18: very confident to have shown that to you.

748
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,760
Speaker 19: I just couldn't get that image out of my mind,

749
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 19: just of how ugly our future children will be.

750
00:35:54,719 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 18: Wait wait what how ugly the AI faked children with.

751
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 19: That picture you showed me. It put fear in my

752
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 19: mind that this is what my actual kid is gonna

753
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 19: look like like monsters. Obviously I'm not a mom. I

754
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 19: don't have kids, but if I did, I would not

755
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 19: be able to look at my daughter intobate.

756
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 7: Wow, what that's a sound effect that we played off

757
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 7: of our board here, because.

758
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did the sound effect.

759
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, much older technology because you're on the radio right

760
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 7: now with the show called Brooke and Jeffrey.

761
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 8: In the morning.

762
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 19: David, you gotta be kidding me. You got me on

763
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 19: a radio show.

764
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 18: Yeah, okay, So I mean you weren't answering any of

765
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 18: my messages. And to go back to that, like this

766
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 18: is an AI program. It's not one hundred percent accurate.

767
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's fair.

768
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 10: I'm hoping it's a lot less than one hundred percent.

769
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 19: I know that it's AI, and that just personally, do

770
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 19: not think that I would be able to live with

771
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 19: the fact of that image of my mind and this

772
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 19: is what my kid is going to look like.

773
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, But what you're missing, because you're not a mamia,

774
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: is that mothers are blind to how cute their babies are.

775
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 10: We all think our own children are cute.

776
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 2: It's just like it's biology. It is, it's just how

777
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 2: it works.

778
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 19: You wouldn't see these children like I did, these little

779
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 19: mossy children. They are ugly.

780
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 10: George's babies.

781
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 3: But I kind of understand where you're coming from.

782
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 2: Like it we do.

783
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 3: It'd be a hard image to erase.

784
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: It's like I never tried on a wedding dress before

785
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: I actually was engaged because I didn't want to see

786
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: what it looked like.

787
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 10: It freaked me out a mission.

788
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 11: I'm like, we're gonna try our hardest to make kids

789
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 11: that aren't looking like that.

790
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 9: Oh you just keep making kids until they don't look

791
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:43,959
Speaker 9: like that.

792
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you have a lot of choice over.

793
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 19: Did he show you the pictures? Did he show you

794
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 19: the whole book?

795
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 18: No?

796
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 8: No, I'm kind of glad that he didn't.

797
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 19: I say, the freakiest thing was what my six year

798
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 19: old son's creepy looking smile?

799
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:00,320
Speaker 10: Oh?

800
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 8: Oh, smile.

801
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 18: I'm sorry. His name is Jonathan Worse.

802
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,280
Speaker 8: Okay, that was a joke that he was making.

803
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 10: Did you just name your AI children?

804
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 6: Okay?

805
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 18: I mean I did name them, but they're not real.

806
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 3: Something Orthodon could fix.

807
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 8: Yeah.

808
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 7: I think at the end of the day, we all

809
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 7: think that Davis seems like a sweet.

810
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 3: Guy who was really into you.

811
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 8: The gesture fell flat. He admits that he knows he.

812
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,720
Speaker 5: Did one thing bad if you think about it other.

813
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 7: Than that, But we're good, right, Davis, Yeah, that's it?

814
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 8: Okay.

815
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, And when I'm not sure during these segments what

816
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 7: should happen next, I always go to our expert, Alexis

817
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 7: on what she would do in this situation.

818
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 8: Leading out here, Lexus, I don't know.

819
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 3: Did the scrap of your next eight planned? So you

820
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 3: know you should go.

821
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 18: That's a great idea. What if I make you a

822
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 18: new book of just us going on AI dates, no kids.

823
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 3: I like it.

824
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 5: Actually I kind of do too. You just got to

825
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,919
Speaker 5: get the kid image out of her head.

826
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 8: Samantha, what do you think about that idea?

827
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 19: Come on, I would be willing to go on another

828
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 19: date if you just leave Ai out of it.

829
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 1: Okay, that should be a good theme for all dates.

830
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 7: Yeah, and we normally don't promote book burning on this show.

831
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 7: Maybe we can make an exception for this one time.

832
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 2: The only book that should be.

833
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 7: Banned one you guys, destroy it and make new dreams

834
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 7: for your future.

835
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 18: I like it. I'm in I'm all in you.

836
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 8: David says, Yeah, we know, Samantha.

837
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 7: What do you think about talking this out with Davis

838
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 7: off the air? What we'll end this call and YouTube

839
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 7: can hash it out.

840
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 19: We can have a conversation.

841
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 8: Okay, that's all we care about it.

842
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: All right?

843
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 18: And Samantha, I tell you some of the best parts

844
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 18: of help Me Architicle Myself.

845
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 8: Oh, we didn't need that.

846
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 19: I mean, I'm intrigued a few secret talents on my own.

847
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 8: Oh, okay to it, they are perfect.

848
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 2: That might be the most shocking.

849
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, I watched than we thought. All right, let us

850
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 8: know how that conversation goes, best of.

851
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 5: Black okay, ner, it's all.

852
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,280
Speaker 6: Together brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

853
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 8: How do you know when spring's officially here?

854
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 10: The first day of spring?

855
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 7: Without looking at the calendar, I'm saying, what signs so

856
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 7: you spring is here? Like the flowers start blooming, Alexis

857
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 7: changes from her winter crop tops into her shorter summer one.

858
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 2: The lake doesn't change, just the sleep.

859
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's just inde.

860
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 7: And of course, twenty five thousand people stand in line

861
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 7: to get a cheap five dollars bobblehead of a player

862
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 7: who's probably not even gonna be on the team.

863
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 8: Because that's baseball season. Baby baseball is back.

864
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 7: It marks the start of spring, and to celebrate, we

865
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 7: send our own little rays of sunshine down to the

866
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 7: stadium to ask all the big fans a simple question,

867
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 7: what you're doing at opening weekends. We're gonna play you

868
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 7: the audio coming up right after this. We've been waiting

869
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 7: months for this day to come. It's Brook and Jeffrey

870
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,240
Speaker 7: in the morning. I'm going to say, one day, all

871
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,760
Speaker 7: through the long cold winter, huddled by our seasonal depression lamps,

872
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 7: staring at our subscriptions to Beefy Plumbers magazine, waiting for

873
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 7: the return.

874
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 2: Why was subscription plural?

875
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're all subscribed, even if you don't know it.

876
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 7: We've been waiting for the return of Major League Baseball,

877
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 7: and it finally happened Opening Day.

878
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 3: God's so fun.

879
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 7: The whole city was buzzing with excitement, eager to get

880
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 7: reacquainted with.

881
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 8: America's favorite pastime.

882
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 5: Right.

883
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 7: That's why we send our own sports ball enthusiasts, Jose

884
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 7: and Alexis, down to the local stadium to ask the

885
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,280
Speaker 7: fans a simple question.

886
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 8: What you're doing at Opening Day?

887
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 3: What you doing Opening Day?

888
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 2: I'm having fun, enjoying the game, meeting up with some friends.

889
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 3: Okay, when you get in there, do you go to

890
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 3: your seats the beer garden?

891
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 10: It depends.

892
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 3: You usually check out.

893
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 19: Where the seats are, then maybe go to the bullpen,

894
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 19: kind of wander around, get a beer.

895
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 13: Okay, so I have to ask, when you're at bullpen,

896
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 13: do you ever try to get the player's attention.

897
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,280
Speaker 3: No, why why not? Because they're busy.

898
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 12: You know.

899
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,720
Speaker 1: It's like I want them to focus on the game

900
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: and I want them to play really well, and.

901
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 8: I don't want to distract them.

902
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 13: Really, I thought that the people in the bullpen are

903
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,479
Speaker 13: kind of meant to.

904
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 3: Just be looked at.

905
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 2: H No, they shouldn't put.

906
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 13: The bullpen there for you to view if they don't

907
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 13: want you to talk to them. I mean, they gotta

908
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 13: put up a fence or something then.

909
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,720
Speaker 2: But I want to see them.

910
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 3: I just want to see, like, gettle closely if they.

911
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 13: Have a wedding like this is that you want to

912
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 13: just check out their butts, But not too though.

913
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: I appreciate that Alexis looks for a wedding ring before

914
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: the butts.

915
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,439
Speaker 3: Yeah good. I have to stand her head.

916
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 10: That's a moral compass right there.

917
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 7: And she has ideas for how to renovate these baseball

918
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 7: stadiums to be better. Instead of having a fenced off

919
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 7: area where you look down at the players, you should

920
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 7: have a glass floor underneath so you can stand up

921
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 7: at their butts and see their wedding ring fingers more.

922
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 3: Easy, because that's all the bullpen is doing. They're just

923
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 3: there for a little bandy.

924
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, also to blow it.

925
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 11: But I'm sure they all take their wedding rings off

926
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 11: in the locker before they play.

927
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 8: Guys.

928
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 3: Oh, y'all not ask next time.

929
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 7: I'm there tossing dollar bills into the same suit.

930
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 5: What you're doing an opening day?

931
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 8: Okay?

932
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 11: So look I walked by and we are in the

933
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,280
Speaker 11: middle of an intense.

934
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 8: Game of giant Jenga.

935
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 11: By the way, just to describe the picture for the

936
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 11: people less on the radio, this is hot radio, by

937
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,280
Speaker 11: the way. The middle of the Djenga, it only has

938
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 11: one brick and then another brick. There's only single bricks

939
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 11: chriss crossing, so it looks like it's gonna topple at

940
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 11: any second. It is your turn. All the weight is

941
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 11: pressured in the middle. What are you gonna do?

942
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 8: What's your strategy?

943
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 11: I'm gonna try to make it not tough all and

944
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 11: I'm gonna take this one out right here.

945
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 5: Hey, go ahead, I'm gonna put the mic next.

946
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 8: To the brick.

947
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 3: And she pulls it.

948
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,760
Speaker 8: Now, you gotta put it on top. It's it's wiggling

949
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 8: the breeze.

950
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 18: Wait far.

951
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 8: Ah, No, you gotta gust a wind.

952
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 6: Ah.

953
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,760
Speaker 5: You guys, is the hard hitting stuck.

954
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 7: You guys got to it's a weird Jose yells louder

955
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 7: than the actual drunk people.

956
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I need a Jenga hype man

957
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: next time I play.

958
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 10: So you're coming with me?

959
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 2: Okay, dude, that was an intense game.

960
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 5: I had to stop everything and interview that.

961
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 7: I was way more exciting than what actually happened inside

962
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 7: the stage on Opening Day.

963
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 8: So good work on that, Hose.

964
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 7: It's what you're doing at Opening Day where we sent

965
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 7: Jose and Alexis down to the baseball stadium right before

966
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 7: the first game of the year to ask all the

967
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 7: fans a simple question what you.

968
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 3: Do in an opening day going to the game.

969
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 13: I'm gonna be honest, one of my favorite part of

970
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 13: the games is more of like the promotions they do,

971
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 13: like the hot Dogs from the sky, the little races

972
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 13: like not halftime, when are they I don't know when

973
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 13: they do the races sometime.

974
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 3: In the game.

975
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 13: Do you have any idea of the fun promotion you

976
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 13: think they should put into baseball.

977
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 2: Beer?

978
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 8: Can beer be free?

979
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 6: Oh? Free?

980
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 3: The entire game? Maybe like an inning we all cheers

981
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 3: there something we have.

982
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 20: To cut it off at, like maybe second inning if it's.

983
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 13: Free, But why would they cut it off in the

984
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 13: second inning?

985
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 20: Two many fights, people would jump out run naked across

986
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 20: the field.

987
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 13: Right, did you jump out and run naked across the field.

988
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,959
Speaker 20: If they didn't cut it off in the second inning?

989
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 8: Yeah?

990
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 12: Probably?

991
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 3: How many beers is that?

992
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 13: How many beers did it take you to jump onto

993
00:45:59,320 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 13: the field naked?

994
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 20: Probably four beers, it's all it would take you, maybe

995
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 20: six six beers.

996
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 3: Make sure your kids get out on video when they get.

997
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 8: Here, whenever they show up.

998
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 3: I like how that he realized that four was too few. Yeah,

999
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 3: you do it.

1000
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 8: Don't want to sound like a whimp. I mean six beers?

1001
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 2: Can I just get get naked right now? What sound

1002
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: like you wanted to do?

1003
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 8: The thing is? I think they actually did a promotion

1004
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 8: like that.

1005
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 3: I kind of remember that when they did free beer.

1006
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 8: In the seventies.

1007
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 7: I think the Detroit Tigers did a nickel beer night

1008
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 7: and they completely sold out a beer in the entire

1009
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 7: stadium by the third inning, and people were falling off

1010
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 7: of the balcony and I think some dudes started an

1011
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 7: actual fire in center field.

1012
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 3: So bring it back.

1013
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 18: Yeah, we're ready for it. Now.

1014
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,919
Speaker 11: What you're doing an opening day getting drunk and having

1015
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:55,439
Speaker 11: a good time.

1016
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 8: I see that.

1017
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 11: I just have a random question for you. What's it

1018
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 11: called me out to the ball game? That has been

1019
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 11: around for years? Right, like one hundred years. We all

1020
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 11: know the song absolutely, so I think you and me

1021
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 11: should do like a futuristic version of it, right because

1022
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 11: like in thirty years, forty years, we all know games

1023
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 11: are gonna look way different.

1024
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 5: There's gonna be like aliens in the stands.

1025
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 11: I'm gonna start, and you tell me what the next

1026
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 11: line should be and take me out to the spaceship.

1027
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 7: Let me go on Spacewalky.

1028
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 11: Buy me some fluagans and Mars coins.

1029
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 20: To watch out for that little green dude.

1030
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 8: Dude, this is awesome.

1031
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 3: This is awesome.

1032
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: Oh man, yeah, did everything?

1033
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 3: It was so good.

1034
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 5: I was like, we practiced and we did.

1035
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 3: Jeff, why don't you lose sleep every night before your song?

1036
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 3: This guy just did it on the floor.

1037
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 7: Ye have four beers, take my pants off and throw

1038
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 7: out a parody song about it.

1039
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: That's a Friday song of the week that I'm looking for.

1040
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:04,720
Speaker 5: Giant Jenga.

1041
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 8: That was what you're doing at opening day? We got

1042
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 8: b ball is back. Everyone your phone taps coming up

1043
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 8: right after this, Brook.

1044
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the mornings.

1045
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 7: Now, Brook is starting out of the room because it's

1046
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 7: a special day around here, April Fools.

1047
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 8: And what does that mean for our trivia game.

1048
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,240
Speaker 7: Well, in the past, we've done a few things where

1049
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 7: every answer was the number four, remember that one. Yeah,

1050
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 7: one year every answer was Brooke And this year we'll

1051
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 7: see if she picks up on it. But every answer

1052
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 7: in this one the word ends in.

1053
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 8: R ST r st.

1054
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 7: Oh did I just give that away while our listener

1055
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 7: is on the phone here in.

1056
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 5: This we would have set her up.

1057
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 8: Natasha, did you hear that whole RST thing?

1058
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 18: Nope, didn't hear any of it.

1059
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 7: Okay, good Although honestly, Natasha has lost seventeen times on

1060
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 7: this segment, so I don't feel that bad giving you

1061
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 7: like a little bit of a hint this time around you.

1062
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 19: I won once.

1063
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 18: He didn't say that.

1064
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 7: No, you did get a victory. But yes, let's see

1065
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 7: if we can make this happen. Keep that hint in

1066
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 7: mind as we go over your April Fools trivia.

1067
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 8: Are you ready?

1068
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 18: I'm ready?

1069
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,720
Speaker 7: Good luck, Natasha. Your time starts now. The lead singer

1070
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 7: of Limp biscuit is Fred Path. A gold medal in

1071
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 7: the Olympics signifies you finished your event in what place?

1072
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 6: First?

1073
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 8: What's the sensation in your mouth associated with the desire

1074
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 8: for liquids?

1075
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 18: First?

1076
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 7: A common symptom of appendicitis is when the organ does

1077
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 7: what after trading away Babe Ruth to the Yankees, there

1078
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 7: was a rumor the Boston rod Sox where the fruity

1079
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 7: candy that in a variety? What's the vehicle most commonly

1080
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 7: used in funeral processions?

1081
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 8: Now, Natasha, that was really well done.

1082
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 7: We're not giving it away to Brook when she comes

1083
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 7: into the studio though.

1084
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, this.

1085
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 7: Is our little secret. Now let's bring Brook back in.

1086
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 7: Where is she Let's protect it. Let's pretend like we're

1087
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 7: talking crap about her.

1088
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 11: Oh and that's why she's the smelliest.

1089
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 8: Okay, she's back, she's got.

1090
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 10: Okay, I know you didn't send me out so you

1091
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 10: could tuck crap.

1092
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 2: Joy my reaction, Oh gosh, why was I out in

1093
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:38,919
Speaker 2: the hall the whole time?

1094
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 8: What is just giving you a little bit of a break,

1095
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 8: a little bit.

1096
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 7: You worked so hard on this show.

1097
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 5: Literally, she's lost.

1098
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 19: Like.

1099
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 8: She's lost seventeen times. Beat you once.

1100
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,240
Speaker 5: This should be easy, Brook, as long as there's no pleach.

1101
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 8: You're the mail carrier, right, I trust, right?

1102
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: Trust no one. I used to love the US male

1103
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:03,720
Speaker 1: system until this moment.

1104
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 17: Oh Brush, I'm gonna make sure that your mail is

1105
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:09,959
Speaker 17: on hold.

1106
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 3: Then, jokes on you, I.

1107
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 2: Don't check it?

1108
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 8: Gotcha? All right?

1109
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 6: Brook?

1110
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 7: Are you ready for your special April first trivia?

1111
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 2: Just ask the questions?

1112
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 8: Jeff, Okay, that was a weird way of saying yes,

1113
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 8: But here we go.

1114
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 3: I hate not being in on jokes.

1115
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 7: Good luck, Your time starts now. The lead singer of

1116
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 7: Limp Biscuit is Fred Durst. A gold medal in the

1117
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 7: Olympics signifies you finish your event in what place?

1118
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 8: First? What's the sensation your mouth associated with the desire

1119
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 8: for liquids?

1120
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 18: First?

1121
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,919
Speaker 7: A common symptom of appendicitis is when the organ does

1122
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 7: what burst after trading away Babe Ruth? To the Yankees,

1123
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 7: there was a rumor the Boston Red Sox were first tail.

1124
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 7: The fruity candy that comes in a variety all pinks

1125
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 7: is called star burst. What's the vehicle most commonly used

1126
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 7: in funeral processions?

1127
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 6: Oh?

1128
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 18: Brook?

1129
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 8: That was weird. Don't why you were trying to rhyme

1130
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 8: everything over.

1131
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 3: There, but stupid it tell doesn't make sense. Why it

1132
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 3: wasn't in the beginning of this segment.

1133
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 7: Well, let's go to the scoreboard and see how you

1134
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 7: did with Jose.

1135
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 8: Looks like someone had their eggs grumpy side up this morning.

1136
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,280
Speaker 19: Natasha, you got four karag Wow.

1137
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 11: You don't know this, but we did tip off Natasha slightly.

1138
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 2: She knew that she only got four.

1139
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 5: You got seven.

1140
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 7: So even with the hint that every single answer was

1141
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 7: going to end in rst, Natasha she could not do it.

1142
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 5: She just didn't want to take her time.

1143
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 3: Why did you say parsed?

1144
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 8: Natasha was so good at losing.

1145
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 17: I'm like the biggest.

1146
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 10: Lother on my.

1147
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 7: Let's go over the answers for everybody. The lead singer

1148
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 7: of Limp Biscuit is Fred Durst. A gold medaland Olympics

1149
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 7: means you came in first. The sensation in your mouth

1150
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 7: with the desire for liquid's thirst. Common symptom of appendicitis

1151
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 7: is when it bursts. Brave Ruth was traded to the

1152
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 7: Yankees and the Boston Red Sox were cursed. The fruity

1153
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 7: candy that comes in a variety of all pinks is

1154
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 7: star Burst, and the vehicle most commonly used in funeral

1155
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 7: processions is a hearse no tea.

1156
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 2: On that one.

1157
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't get to the last one.

1158
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 7: Hey, Natasha, you're so much fun to play with. It

1159
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 7: was not enough to beat Brooke, But just for being

1160
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 7: on with us, we're giving you a pair of fan

1161
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 7: Dango tickets to a Minecraft movie starring Jameson Momoa and

1162
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 7: Jack Black. You can embark on a Magical Quest on

1163
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 7: April fourth, only in theaters in Imax.

1164
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 17: Perfect.

1165
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 18: Thank you so much.

1166
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: Good and I just kidding, Natasha. I love the US

1167
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: male system. I'm gonna go buy myself some new stamps.

1168
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: What do we got out right now?

1169
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 19: Betty White just came out yesterday.

1170
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 10: Honestly, I don't know.

1171
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 3: I can't tell you.

1172
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: I truly get joy when they bring the big binder

1173
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,399
Speaker 1: up and they ask me which ones I want.

1174
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 5: It's like a trading card.

1175
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 3: I collected stamps as a child.

1176
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 7: Natasha, thanks for being on. Come back again soon. We're

1177
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 7: gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

1178
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,