Speaker 1: Welcome to Hold up, it's not Josh Johnson, it's not dual,
Speaker 1: say Sloan, It's me Roy Wood Junior. And on this
Speaker 1: episode we're going to be talking Wait, why a y'all
Speaker 1: looking at me like.
Speaker 2: That, because it's not You're gonna say it's not us
Speaker 2: and we're here. If you if we weren't in the room,
Speaker 2: if you were in the room and you were like
Speaker 2: alone and you said it's not, say slow, it's not.
Speaker 1: But it's like with the news, like when you hear
Speaker 1: a new voice, they'd be like, where the fuck is
Speaker 1: the other anchor.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, when you have a guest on a podcast,
Speaker 3: you introduce the guest. The guest doesn't introduce you, like
Speaker 3: when you have visitors, they don't open the door to
Speaker 3: your house.
Speaker 1: It's first off, I thought, since I had already moderated
Speaker 1: y'all special episode a while back, was that the one
Speaker 1: a while back I.
Speaker 4: Came in before what I came.
Speaker 1: In on the previous episode and moderated some shit between y'all.
Speaker 1: So I thought that I already had keys to the
Speaker 1: crib and that y'all wouldn't mind me. That was what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That's what it was.
Speaker 4: But it was an episode?
Speaker 3: Is that what? Before we figure out what this was?
Speaker 1: A promo counts as an episode. It was just a
Speaker 1: little commercial. Okay, that don't count.
Speaker 3: No, negro don't count.
Speaker 1: Okay, then you know what, y'all do your own intro?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, hey, everybody is josh Johnson even why hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 5: What you're not gonna do.
Speaker 3: What you're not gonna do is come on this podcast
Speaker 3: and tell Joshua Ezekiel Johnson that he is not introducing
Speaker 3: the intro like the way he needs to be introducing.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm introducing it the same way. If anything,
Speaker 2: if anything, every time somebody listened, accusations, how many episodes
Speaker 2: of that podcast.
Speaker 1: Listen, I will say that I am team spaghetti. Wow? Okay, wow,
Speaker 1: it was spaghetti versus lasagna, right, yes, yeah, spaghetti because
Speaker 1: it's more appliable, it's easier to make. Lasagna is a
Speaker 1: whole ordeal.
Speaker 3: That was my whole point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but you were wrong.
Speaker 5: Look here, what you think just because we in this
Speaker 5: tiny room.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, neither one of y'all can get it. I
Speaker 3: know both your mamas, you understand. I have had dinner
Speaker 3: with both of your mothers in the city of Atlanta
Speaker 3: because that's where black people live.
Speaker 5: Okay, Oh yeah, we had dinner with t Pain Damn.
Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Do know my mama Korean barbecue with your mama.
Speaker 1: Okay, my bad. Josh, go ahead with your introduction.
Speaker 3: The disrespect. Are you gonna come to somebody else's house
Speaker 3: and tell them that they wrong? In the trailer where
Speaker 3: we pay rent?
Speaker 2: My my name is Josh Johnson. I'm right for the
Speaker 2: Daily Show, and I am joined by Don't Say's long.
Speaker 5: Listen, just imagine that as.
Speaker 4: A fireworks okay, yeah, with a pop pop with.
Speaker 3: The yeah, because apparently you know what fun I did
Speaker 3: what I said. Listen, y'all trying to act like I'm
Speaker 3: not out here making these noises and I'm where.
Speaker 4: Josh, You're in here, no out here, noise making.
Speaker 3: In the in the mall.
Speaker 2: Oh okay with with your father? Yeah yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: didn't know that. That didn't feel like the tea up
Speaker 2: that you thought it was.
Speaker 4: You know what, I just said one word, so I
Speaker 4: was like, in here.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm in here, I'm out here, we
Speaker 3: out here. I apologize that did not give you the
Speaker 3: proper the proper information, the proper tea up.
Speaker 4: As you say, this episode is a very special episode.
Speaker 4: This episode is.
Speaker 2: Where we get the most interaction that we've had with
Speaker 2: all of you. You know, this is this is the
Speaker 2: episode where we get some of that feedback, some of
Speaker 2: these opinions about what we said, and who's on our
Speaker 2: side and who's right and who's wrong and everything.
Speaker 3: And who's supporting a good Christian woman.
Speaker 2: And then Roy is here to moderate because if left
Speaker 2: to our own devices, as good of friends as we are,
Speaker 2: I feel like per comment, per subject, we would get
Speaker 2: too distracted.
Speaker 5: I'm a walking tangent.
Speaker 3: I'm a man.
Speaker 5: I I'm not helpful A lot of the time.
Speaker 3: I have so many things going on in my brain
Speaker 3: because as a creative person, okay you know the person
Speaker 3: who has like that, things like just the synopsiss like
Speaker 3: pop it off, the what's listen, I've been hanging out.
Speaker 2: With PD but you but you see, I'm used to
Speaker 2: people touching the temple.
Speaker 4: I'm not used to this and then this over and
Speaker 4: then this bad.
Speaker 3: Well see the thing this is just thinking, Okay, this
Speaker 3: is the synapsis firing.
Speaker 4: Ye do you mean synapses?
Speaker 1: I thought you meant like multiple summaries.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: Synopsis synopsis not SYNAPSI you know what, Let's go on
Speaker 1: to the first YouTube comment.
Speaker 5: No, I'm making plural, y'all not gonna do me like this?
Speaker 5: How you're making plural?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 1: Look, it's a pleasure to be here and take a
Speaker 1: walk down memory lane of some of the biggest arguments
Speaker 1: that you two had conversations. Hey, look, whatever synopsis you
Speaker 1: want to put to it, you go, ready, head.
Speaker 3: I have a whole bowl of fruit that I will throw.
Speaker 1: The first comments come off of the very first episode
Speaker 1: Conscious Rap versus Club Bangers. Let's get to that.
Speaker 3: I'm not a huge kindlick with maar fan because I
Speaker 3: think he sounds like a muppet.
Speaker 2: So you could have stopped at not a huge fan. See,
Speaker 2: this is what you do. This, this is your whole vibe.
Speaker 2: You like to put your foot on the line and
Speaker 2: make sure your toe is over it.
Speaker 3: Ten toes down? Baby?
Speaker 4: Why? Why would why would you even need to include that?
Speaker 4: But I can respect you not being a huge fan.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying I think that.
Speaker 3: But when you say you're not a big like when
Speaker 3: you say you're not like a Kendrick, people are like
Speaker 3: people want quantifiers, Well why, well, what is it? And
Speaker 3: my reason is his voice sounds like it's being done
Speaker 3: by Jim Henson. Y'all didn't even play the best line
Speaker 3: of that where Josh talks about his hatred for the
Speaker 3: song knuck if You Buck.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a literally man, have time to get into
Speaker 1: crime mob.
Speaker 5: Josh, how do you feel about the song?
Speaker 2: You know, at at the risk of losing the people
Speaker 2: who I have. I'm just gonna say it's not for me.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what he said.
Speaker 3: He said that nuck if you buck sounds like a
Speaker 3: ged being thrown down the hall of a juvenile detention center.
Speaker 1: That's that's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I recall something to that effect.
Speaker 3: And of course we have to now you can finally
Speaker 3: confront Roy about the award.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, you did betray me.
Speaker 1: I'm not here to unpeck off. No, I'm here to
Speaker 1: talk about the YouTube comments.
Speaker 5: I hear you, but you got to acknowledge that how
Speaker 5: did I betray you?
Speaker 3: But I made the award.
Speaker 5: I was going to say first place, and you told
Speaker 5: me to change it the runner up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because second place stings a little more
Speaker 1: no matter what it is, it just stings a little.
Speaker 2: And it was a betrayal because you didn't have to
Speaker 2: say anything, you know what I mean. That's the first
Speaker 2: piece of mail I got in this building.
Speaker 5: That's why he's always so upset about it.
Speaker 1: The runner up for the If You Buck Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: For knucking and bucking and being ready to fight.
Speaker 4: And I expect this type of thing from Dual Safe.
Speaker 2: But like when she told me that you, I was like,
Speaker 2: not not one of my heroes. Just imagine, imagine if
Speaker 2: Babe Ruth side your baseball then spit on it and
Speaker 2: threw it in the other direction. I'm showing up. It's
Speaker 2: fresh face. Excited to write and work with Roy Wood, Julia.
Speaker 2: I've been watching them for years and everything, and they
Speaker 2: do tell me like, oh, the last part, the part
Speaker 2: that's the worst.
Speaker 4: That was Roy's idea.
Speaker 1: Tell serous, I wanted to know conscious rap versus club.
Speaker 1: Here's here's some of the YouTube comments. Number one, I
Speaker 1: would go straight for Josh, no joke. We should clone them.
Speaker 1: There needs to be more people like him in this.
Speaker 1: Thank you Sarah, Thank you Sarah.
Speaker 4: I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Right, that's nice when you do you engage YouTube comments
Speaker 1: such a broader sentiment.
Speaker 3: N I like having self esteem. Bro, I'm already working
Speaker 3: hard enough.
Speaker 5: I keep it on.
Speaker 1: People talk about Instagram and Facebook stuff. I like YouTube
Speaker 1: and I like Reddit because they got the time you
Speaker 1: get a critique from somebody on YouTube or Reddit, oh
Speaker 1: it's been thought through social media comments are just.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, social will be mean for no reason. But
Speaker 2: when YouTube is mean, at least in my experience, because
Speaker 2: I'm not surfing the internet as a woman, right, so
Speaker 2: I'm not getting the level of toxicity. A lot of
Speaker 2: the stuff that I get is pretty well earned. And
Speaker 2: I remember I did a Comedy Central set years ago
Speaker 2: and it was when I had my afro, right, and
Speaker 2: it was not at its biggest, but at its second biggest.
Speaker 2: So we're talking like pre pandemic afro ron Taylor fro
Speaker 2: and right. The first comment, top comment was because you
Speaker 2: know in the thumbnail, I'm smiling just like like given,
Speaker 2: like you know, happy days and everything. And the first
Speaker 2: comment was Josh looks has shaved as well, and they
Speaker 2: were like, Josh looks like.
Speaker 4: A single mom. Just trying to make it.
Speaker 2: And it was because then when you click it, I
Speaker 2: was wearing like a shawl because because I don't know
Speaker 2: what's fashionable. I felt I felt swave in it.
Speaker 1: You know. Oh Lord, next coment, Thank you, Rebecca. Rebecca
Speaker 1: Johnson says, So this is where Josh Johnson went. You
Speaker 1: went in on Lil Wayne, this is where you went
Speaker 1: on this topic. How dare you, Josh?
Speaker 2: Well, As someone who's also from Louisiana, I feel like
Speaker 2: I can, you know, and then for someone who has ears,
Speaker 2: I feel like I also can. I'm not I'm not
Speaker 2: speaking to his lyrical ability or his level of success
Speaker 2: or his business acumen. I am speaking to his voice
Speaker 2: that I can hear, and.
Speaker 4: We all hear it.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? When he does that little like.
Speaker 2: That, that thing right there is drugs.
Speaker 4: I have no problem saying it.
Speaker 5: Death yoh, dump a bag boy, a ride yo boy.
Speaker 1: Look it slaps the drugs really got a hold of his.
Speaker 5: First time I heard lollipop, I thought aliens were landing.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: We were at Camp record store and it was me
Speaker 3: and my homegirl because we didn't have a job. It
Speaker 3: was middle of the day, God bless and we were
Speaker 3: just I think we're saying out like DJ Monte, you remember,
Speaker 3: like all them oop camps, like DJ Jelly, all of them.
Speaker 1: Boom Camp was a local collective of Atlanta music creatives
Speaker 1: during the early Thank You so.
Speaker 3: Much, and they had record stores that you could just
Speaker 3: be there, and so we were sitting there minding my
Speaker 3: business and then Lollipop starts playing and it was the
Speaker 3: first time anybody had like they just started to play it,
Speaker 3: and I think like it came on the radio like
Speaker 3: two days before or something, ain't that And it starts
Speaker 3: playing and me and my homewirl were like, bitch aliens
Speaker 3: because they were just something about that, and we're like, no,
Speaker 3: I think this might be and I just worked shoddy.
Speaker 5: I like, oh, it's a song, this song.
Speaker 3: But when I thought I was sober, it was like
Speaker 3: three pm and I legitimately thought the sun was out
Speaker 3: and me and my homegirl with aliens, and I was like, no,
Speaker 3: it's so.
Speaker 1: J Peterson had one that I wanted to get your
Speaker 1: opinion on. They'll say, they said, quote, can I just say,
Speaker 1: Josh is my doppel ganger from another color? Now we
Speaker 1: don't know what to hang on. But we don't know
Speaker 1: what color Ja Peterson is.
Speaker 3: He's white. You don't know that he's white.
Speaker 1: Other colors there are other colors.
Speaker 3: No person of color would say that, can you They
Speaker 3: just say Josh is just Can I just say Josh
Speaker 3: is my doppelganger?
Speaker 1: Here's my question to you off this comment se has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with conscious rap versus any of the
Speaker 1: other ship. Have you ever met your white doppel ganger? No,
Speaker 1: you never met a white woman with a fro.
Speaker 5: I've never met a white woman with my face.
Speaker 4: To Shae, I would love to believe that it's Jordan Peterson.
Speaker 1: Peterson, What's what's the last one? What's the last one?
Speaker 1: I think they had one more from Levora Battle Levora
Speaker 1: rights love this, but I have to say Brenda's got
Speaker 1: a baby is the reason I'm not a Tupac fan.
Speaker 1: I would literally turn off the radio, damn Levora and
Speaker 1: go play outside when it came on. Otherwise totally would
Speaker 1: dull say I want to bop okay, and Tupac had
Speaker 1: a lot of bops, but Tupac every now and then
Speaker 1: would have a hey, y'all, we got to get it together.
Speaker 1: Changes yeah for me?
Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, I mean, you know, duality one. And
Speaker 3: let you know, first of all, the fact that she
Speaker 3: was turning off Tupac and going to play outside.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: But you know how old Miss Levora is. Second, nobody
Speaker 3: likes Brenda's Got a Baby. No one enjoyed that song.
Speaker 3: It was so sad you could not no.
Speaker 1: One fact that they played it on the radio. Its
Speaker 1: wild didn't get played like that back then, No, And
Speaker 1: then it was like it was because it was.
Speaker 5: Part But then you play it and be like, ah,
Speaker 5: play California Love, verge.
Speaker 3: It tastes out of my mouth. But like I've heard it
Speaker 3: maybe two times in life.
Speaker 1: It's not that different from Dear Mama in the sense
Speaker 1: that it's about the hardships of growing up in the
Speaker 1: hood and it's low key. One of the most pro
Speaker 1: feminist songs Tupac ever did was Brenda's Got a Baby.
Speaker 3: I mean California Love was a pro feminist.
Speaker 1: I mean there was some girls in there shaking their
Speaker 1: ass out there in the desert, which side by that
Speaker 1: California Love video not sexy.
Speaker 2: Like even when you talk about beaches, it depends on
Speaker 2: the beach, because stranded is not sexy. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: if we're just out somewhere, even no matter how nice
Speaker 2: it is, if we can't get home or where we want.
Speaker 1: To get got to find a lagoon or something.
Speaker 4: Sex is not on my mind, you know what?
Speaker 1: On this one.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, I was like, where could I be
Speaker 3: stranded and would want to have have sex? But it's
Speaker 3: like we strained with somebody coming to get us.
Speaker 1: I think what it is with a song like Brenda's
Speaker 1: Got a Baby. I think the issue with conscious rapp
Speaker 1: is that what are you listening to the music for.
Speaker 1: Are you listening to music for it to emotionally feel
Speaker 1: something or are you listening to music to escape?
Speaker 3: You ain't escaping nothing. If you're listen to the Britain's
Speaker 3: having a baby, they pull us. It's an awful world.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying. That's what some people. It's like the
Speaker 1: people who like who enjoyed the torture porn that it's
Speaker 1: documentaries and true crime novel podcast. Okay, that's people who
Speaker 1: like pain. And then there's people who just want to
Speaker 1: watch a ninety day fiance.
Speaker 5: Okay, well think about that City High song.
Speaker 1: What would you do if your child got that?
Speaker 3: That's the way that they've been able to.
Speaker 1: Come agree and a little bit of you got to.
Speaker 3: Sleep with a man for a little bit of money,
Speaker 3: so they were able to make it's the only time where.
Speaker 5: A truly socially conscious song has been a bot, the
Speaker 5: only time. What's a name another one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, and that's City High that.
Speaker 4: I think J Cole's middle Child was good.
Speaker 1: And that group ended up breaking up because of like
Speaker 1: love and drugs. They had their own drama, so to
Speaker 1: say that they weren't aware of the horrors of the
Speaker 1: things they were singing about. So yeah, you know that
Speaker 1: shit came from the heart. Yeah, all right, new topic. Now,
Speaker 1: this was another one that you all got into the
Speaker 1: debate of summer versus winter. I am team Winter, just
Speaker 1: for the record.
Speaker 3: The fuck why?
Speaker 1: Because I grew up the same place as U d
Speaker 1: the South, Yes, one hundred degrees. Everything I did was
Speaker 1: outdoors my entire childhood. I don't think I was even
Speaker 1: inside until school. That's the only time I was in
Speaker 1: air conditioning in the South, and then I grew up
Speaker 1: playing baseball. So I'm just outdoor the heat. You could
Speaker 1: be buttonneked. It's still one hundred degrees, but you can
Speaker 1: dress properly for a ten degree.
Speaker 4: Wind chill drenched, dehydrated heat stroke.
Speaker 3: Oh you mama, that wouldn't let you inside.
Speaker 1: I spent every summer in Mississippi out doors from eleven
Speaker 1: am to no.
Speaker 3: Literally no, my mama wanted us to come inside.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 3: So we lived in Miami too.
Speaker 1: Let's let's that's different. So you had a fucking beach.
Speaker 1: I was outdoors in Clarksdale, Mississippi.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, you think niggas went to the beach
Speaker 3: all the time?
Speaker 1: No? Yo, I know people in Miami has never seen
Speaker 1: the water. Yeah, wow, niggas.
Speaker 3: They would go to the beach with their hair and
Speaker 3: nails done and never get in the water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, be like, I can see it.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the clip before we go to the comings.
Speaker 3: Your most fun activities are there in the summertime. Oh
Speaker 3: so you enjoy snowboarding, you enjoy the boggaining, you enjoy skiing.
Speaker 2: It's not about snowboarding your skiing, all right, It's about
Speaker 2: having like a nice nature walk in the winter. If
Speaker 2: I'm in the woods, it's.
Speaker 3: Cold, it's thirty degrees outside, go inside.
Speaker 6: What do you mean people act like you can't gear
Speaker 6: up for the winter.
Speaker 2: You could be You could be so comfortable if you
Speaker 2: just gear up for the for the temperature in a
Speaker 2: heat wave that you can't take off the skin you
Speaker 2: can take off everything, but you be naked.
Speaker 4: And still hot.
Speaker 2: All right, But in winter you gear up enough and
Speaker 2: you're just comfortable until you.
Speaker 3: Go inside somewhere, and then you're sweating your life away.
Speaker 5: Because that's the other thing about the wintertime.
Speaker 7: Is that, oh okay, all right. The other thing about
Speaker 7: the water time.
Speaker 3: Is it's so hot indoors.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you something. I hate being hot. I
Speaker 5: hate being cold outside and I hate being hot inside.
Speaker 4: I can't believe that line GotY twice. What sweat your life?
Speaker 4: I was actually laughing on beat with my last I
Speaker 4: love I love.
Speaker 1: What Abby Wire said here, though, Josh, because I didn't
Speaker 1: think about what you said in that context said quote.
Speaker 1: I never thought Josh might be a serial killer until
Speaker 1: he mentioned nature walks in the winter. Look at God,
Speaker 1: there is some killer shit. I ain't say nothing about
Speaker 1: going on the nature walk in the snow. I ain't
Speaker 1: say I like snow. I just said I prefer I'd
Speaker 1: rather go to war with a windshield than heat index.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I enjoy the snow. I think the snow is great.
Speaker 2: I think the place that the snow is the best's.
Speaker 1: Because you grew up in little But that's a sub
Speaker 1: winter conversation. That's a conversation about winter within winter. What
Speaker 1: do you like to do during winter? I'm just saying
Speaker 1: if you like to.
Speaker 3: Make snow angels and shit half snowball fight?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well why are you humming? Like that's suspicially?
Speaker 1: You ever had a good time in the snow? Like,
Speaker 1: did you ever go to the snow is fun?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Thank you the first two days and then it keeps
Speaker 5: being there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like so then it's just coverts and
Speaker 3: then it's like it don't stay pretty.
Speaker 4: You're talking about city snow though, oh country snow. Country
Speaker 4: snow is great.
Speaker 1: Gatlin Berg? You ever go to Gatlinburg? You ever make
Speaker 1: that trip with the other black felk to do the
Speaker 1: pajama weekends every black history. That's like a Southern thing.
Speaker 5: I wasn't on I wasn't that black.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I was at a black college.
Speaker 5: So no, I went to no, no, no, I went
Speaker 5: to very white school.
Speaker 3: I have no student loans.
Speaker 1: Next coming, it must be nice.
Speaker 3: I can't relate eighty five thousand dollars degree. Baby, these
Speaker 3: white folks pay for airy thigh. Look at God.
Speaker 1: Philip Lorene said, quote, I knew it. I saw the
Speaker 1: topic and I said to myself, there's no way she's
Speaker 1: not a summer girl, ah staying out on those late
Speaker 1: summer nights and joining the sunshine Sunshine and Beaches, and
Speaker 1: mister staycation is definitely a winter person.
Speaker 3: He listens.
Speaker 1: I love this show, but feel bad for Josh sometimes. Damn.
Speaker 1: See this is what the YouTube comments get deep and
Speaker 1: they start breaking your ass down. I love this show,
Speaker 1: but feel bad for Josh. How does he ever expect
Speaker 1: to win an argument against this woman?
Speaker 4: Damn easily.
Speaker 1: Could have ended at Sunshine and Beaches.
Speaker 4: One hundred percent.
Speaker 2: And and the thing is, okay, look he did came
Speaker 2: look bro, because you know, this is what happened.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 2: I think over the course of the season, there were
Speaker 2: a lot of there were a lot of things that
Speaker 2: we chose to talk about where uh dul Say's opinion
Speaker 2: as well as well as her you know, her points
Speaker 2: appealed to the people in a way that Look, I
Speaker 2: was by myself, I could not appeal in the same way.
Speaker 3: Somebody called you a serial killer, bro, I've never been
Speaker 3: called that. I've been called sating. Someone ever said I
Speaker 3: was taking lives repeatedly.
Speaker 2: So later in the season, you'll see where I start
Speaker 2: to pick up some steam.
Speaker 4: All right, I.
Speaker 1: Called you Dexter Morgan from Miami PD.
Speaker 2: This is why I'm really just trying to, you know,
Speaker 2: stick to the overall topic, like stay on the show.
Speaker 1: The grind MLG.
Speaker 5: Yes, I was for somebody to bring us up.
Speaker 1: In The grind is officially a running gag in these debates,
Speaker 1: and we'll never get tired of it because I'm dying
Speaker 1: from the absolute creative improv going on there.
Speaker 2: If summer is about a lot of payoff, you know,
Speaker 2: you're out in the world, You're getting to see your friends,
Speaker 2: go on vacation stuff like that. The winter, the wintertime
Speaker 2: is about the grind, all right. It's about staying home.
Speaker 2: It's about staying home. It's about no days off, it's
Speaker 2: about doing. It's about doing what the other people don't
Speaker 2: see because you're inside grinding.
Speaker 1: Okay, now that's true. That's very true. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Oh like a grasshopper in an ant situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the winter is where you like work. Summers where
Speaker 1: you show off the work. Summers also where you recruit
Speaker 1: the friends you'll need during the winter. Yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: do be too cold to make friends.
Speaker 3: I can't tell you, as a big bitch, as much
Speaker 3: as I love summer summers when I have to take
Speaker 3: a knee because wintertime is a big bitch gig cuffing season,
Speaker 3: big bitch gig.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you gotta put in work. You got dudes
Speaker 1: trying to holland all that.
Speaker 3: My ex would act right from labor day to Saint
Speaker 3: Patrick's day. And once the weather started to change, once
Speaker 3: a little bit of pollen.
Speaker 1: That first pollen sneeze, you know, he gone, Nigga's gone by.
Speaker 1: It's been good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And all of a sudden he an't answering the phone.
Speaker 3: But December, December.
Speaker 1: Out, Wait, what is this? Explain this to me from
Speaker 1: East Schwartz quote the minute dude say said New York
Speaker 1: is hot. Wrong. I knew what she was talking about.
Speaker 5: I love sitting outdoors. But also I know that New
Speaker 5: York is hot.
Speaker 3: Wrong.
Speaker 6: What do you mean it's building hot?
Speaker 5: It's not nature hot.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point.
Speaker 4: Oh somebody else likes nature.
Speaker 1: Oh it's the concrete, it's that and cret heat and.
Speaker 3: Was an apple apple.
Speaker 5: Also we're on camera. I can't disrespect the man like that.
Speaker 3: We won the ward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're right. Also, I think also with New York,
Speaker 1: it's it's an issue of the heat odor, it's the
Speaker 1: garbage juice.
Speaker 5: In the But it's truly, it's truly the fact.
Speaker 4: That, yeah, cement heat is different, You're not different.
Speaker 3: I remember as a kid because also one of my
Speaker 3: dreams was to be on David Letterman, and when he
Speaker 3: canceled his show, I was like, I'm almost there. But anyway,
Speaker 3: I remember watching David Letterman and him literally frying an
Speaker 3: egg because I always say it's a hot to fried egg,
Speaker 3: it's a hot to fried egg on the sidewalk, and
Speaker 3: I remember him going outside. And that's when I found
Speaker 3: out that Late Night shows a film during the day,
Speaker 3: because people ask you about Daily Show and they'll be like,
Speaker 3: oh man, you tape so late at night.
Speaker 2: And I was like what, Oh, yeah, you know that's
Speaker 2: a background behind them, right.
Speaker 5: Window, that's where. So when I saw him actually cook.
Speaker 3: A pre chicken on a sidewalk, I was like oh,
Speaker 3: and I was like I was like sixteen.
Speaker 5: I was like, this place is a nightmare.
Speaker 3: Because if the ground is hot enough for you to
Speaker 3: cook food, I ain't never seen nobody cook. I've seen
Speaker 3: the heat waves come off. I've never seen anybody try
Speaker 3: to cook food on the ground in Georgia and they
Speaker 3: and listen. I know they know it's hot wrong because
Speaker 3: the coper. Years ago, I was supposed to do Ozzie
Speaker 3: Fest and they canceled it because they said it was
Speaker 3: too hot and it was gonna be ninety two degrees outside.
Speaker 3: I called my mother, thank you, thank you. I called
Speaker 3: my mother because she asked me about it. She said,
Speaker 3: you're not doing the Ozzie Fast thing that you was
Speaker 3: gonna do. I said, Mama, they canceled it. She said why.
Speaker 3: I said, mama's a heat wave and she said how
Speaker 3: is it gonna be? I said ninety two degrees. My
Speaker 3: mama laughed for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Mighty growl. One night, it was ninety eight in New
Speaker 1: Orleans at.
Speaker 3: Night at night, I've seen or it was in the
Speaker 3: nineties in Georgia at two am.
Speaker 1: Now I'm looking at some of these YouTube comments and
Speaker 1: I think that there needs to be a second podcast
Speaker 1: where we just allow people to give Josh a hug.
Speaker 1: Like it's not even an audible podcast. It's just video
Speaker 1: of you receiving hugs so that people know you gotta hug.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you what the streets are saying.
Speaker 5: This is okay, what's this comment?
Speaker 1: Karen? Her name does thank you, Karin, thank you for
Speaker 1: another great episode. They'll say is a great comedian. I
Speaker 1: don't think joshuaever win a debate against will say josh
Speaker 1: is a gentleman. I like the tone of his voice
Speaker 1: and his smile. I vote for Summer Yo.
Speaker 5: People have been talking to josh like your voice is
Speaker 5: a panty dropper dog.
Speaker 4: But this is what happened.
Speaker 1: But this is what you're abusing the shit out of it.
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, hey, ain't nobody abusing nothing?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: I make valid and salient points.
Speaker 3: It is not my fault that pretty voice over here,
Speaker 3: Luther Vandroffs can't keep the fuck up.
Speaker 2: This is the I will say in this scenario, to
Speaker 2: to convey that you're not abused of the ship. I
Speaker 2: someone you might want to just have the tone even so.
Speaker 2: That way it's it's more believable. I know I'm not
Speaker 2: being abused, but now I sound abused. A behalf of
Speaker 2: the tone you took just now where you were like
Speaker 2: a It's like it.
Speaker 3: Wasn't an aia.
Speaker 2: You know you could just be like, no one's abusing,
Speaker 2: are you me? I'm maybe maybe a little bit. Just
Speaker 2: try to help, just try to throw it out there.
Speaker 3: So wait, so since people, oh god, not even a
Speaker 3: microphone thought you was lying, y'all, let's go to the
Speaker 3: next comment because apparently I am abusive. You know what,
Speaker 3: This is racist, This is racist, this is sexist. I
Speaker 3: will not be as a black I am. I have
Speaker 3: won multiple NAACP awards. I have been very black. Okay,
Speaker 3: I am a cpu a na I never even heard
Speaker 3: of it, Uncle Rick, I've never even heard of it.
Speaker 1: Black people always be going to gatlin Burg. That's what
Speaker 1: they do down South. We go hang out at white
Speaker 1: stuff and pretend to be white for three days. If
Speaker 1: you come back home to racism.
Speaker 3: No you Alabama negroes go up to Gatlinburg. We have
Speaker 3: an actual black city. I grew up in Atlanta. We
Speaker 3: just do shit in the city.
Speaker 5: We have pajama jams in the.
Speaker 1: City, Vanilla versus chock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: It's the next debate.
Speaker 3: I don't know a man, I've been a Dollywood. It's
Speaker 3: all right, that's right around the corner from the shit.
Speaker 1: I do know what I'm talking about we only.
Speaker 5: Went to Dollywood because I got him for free because
Speaker 5: I worked the Star Mountain Park.
Speaker 1: Vanilla versus Chocolate was the next debate that you two
Speaker 1: had this season.
Speaker 3: Vanilla knows who Vanilla is, and Vanilla's like, listen, I'm
Speaker 3: flavoring things. Okay, Chocolate is heavy. Okay, it's gonna sit
Speaker 3: on the tongue for Vanilla. On the other hand, Hey baby,
Speaker 3: I'm a bean and you put me in shit. Okay,
Speaker 3: they're fish, I'm doing cakes, I'm doing creams. There's way
Speaker 3: less processing when you're dealing with Vanilla. Chocolate came in
Speaker 3: to be heavy. Chocolate came in to step on your
Speaker 3: feet and be like, hey, what's going on?
Speaker 5: What's doing?
Speaker 3: Ain't nobody sitting up getting caught with Vanilla all on
Speaker 3: their face. It's not happening. Vanilla has better pressed because
Speaker 3: Vanilla's a more refined situation. Vanilla's like, out here in
Speaker 3: your whole Halloween, that's what Vanilla's doing. Vanilla is a
Speaker 3: classy bitch, all right. Villa like, hey, yeah, Vanilla can't
Speaker 3: be in everything.
Speaker 5: Okay, you got triple.
Speaker 3: Chocolate cakes, you got chocolate on chocolate on chate on chocolate,
Speaker 3: vanilla comes in boom, that's the flavor. There's vanilla and
Speaker 3: then there's a little vanilla bean. Chocolate, on the other hand,
Speaker 3: is letting you know it is stepped on like a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Chocolate, for sure, is trying to be a start. Chocolate
Speaker 1: is like what macaroni and cheese is turned into?
Speaker 5: MM entre No your side?
Speaker 1: What if I got lobster?
Speaker 3: What if I got what if I got bread crum?
Speaker 3: You're a side.
Speaker 2: Let's be clear about something. Chocolate is holding all this
Speaker 2: ship together. Okay, I'm tired of the disrespect. Actually I
Speaker 2: told Roy up top what was gonna happen. I told
Speaker 2: him how the season went. All right, you got ahead
Speaker 2: of me. I'm not gonna lie. You got ahead of
Speaker 2: me a few times across the season, but then I
Speaker 2: caught up. You know, I feel like we landed pretty evenly.
Speaker 1: Doctor Braxy chimed in on this debate.
Speaker 3: You MD.
Speaker 1: Maybe could be one of them fake.
Speaker 3: Doctors, like, hey man, you can get a doctorate in
Speaker 3: math history.
Speaker 1: The way they typed is coming. They clearly have a
Speaker 1: doctorate in chocolate, he said. Deilsey said, stop the video
Speaker 1: and answer who I think will pick what I'm going
Speaker 1: to say, Josh will go for chocolate because reasons.
Speaker 3: Not a doctor, Because if they had a doctor, they'd
Speaker 3: have made a dissertation.
Speaker 1: For vanilla because it can be mixed with everything, whereas
Speaker 1: there are some ad ins that don't blend well with chocolate.
Speaker 1: So doctor Braxy got it right.
Speaker 3: Wow in psychology, uh, doctor of the future.
Speaker 1: For Reed, Freed chimed in, this is the first time
Speaker 1: watching the podcast on YouTube. I normally listen to the podcast.
Speaker 1: Is it just me who thought Josh was white? I
Speaker 1: pictured him to be a white guy with glasses for
Speaker 1: some reason? What the fuck does this have to do
Speaker 1: with vanilla or chocolate? For Reed, why are you in
Speaker 1: the comments? Oh?
Speaker 5: But why did we pick this comment to talk about?
Speaker 1: But maybe for Reid thought there was a vanilla versus
Speaker 1: chocolate on Josh's race. Maybe that's what he thought it was.
Speaker 5: We were just trying to do a night way to
Speaker 5: do white versus black.
Speaker 1: Listen to the podcast. For Reid, mofucker has a picture
Speaker 1: of Josh. Adn't God, damn, I can't even podcast up. Wow.
Speaker 1: Watching these two is like watching a pair of siblings
Speaker 1: arguing over the wildest things. That's literally what created this podcast,
Speaker 1: You're too yelling in the hallway in Josh's office, which
Speaker 1: we could hear listen.
Speaker 3: I knew we were having a good conversation when everybody
Speaker 3: and the writers would close their doors.
Speaker 1: Yes, because they were trying to make a fucking TV show. No,
Speaker 1: I was arguing about spaghetti versus.
Speaker 4: We would only do it was after rewrite.
Speaker 5: It was after rewright.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, was getting it on at like eleven o'clock
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 3: We was working.
Speaker 4: No, No, we really do do our jobs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then and then so when there's that space
Speaker 3: between okay, rewrites over, we gotta tape the show that
Speaker 3: one whatever our period, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5: When we'd be talking.
Speaker 3: So they were just closing their doors and be disrespectful
Speaker 3: because if they wanted, if they wanted to be, you know,
Speaker 3: not anti black, they would have joined it in a
Speaker 3: conversation and learn something.
Speaker 5: Leave your door open, learn something about your colleagues.
Speaker 2: My favorite day was so I used to have an
Speaker 2: office with Randall, Devin, and I and there was one
Speaker 2: day where, over the course of an hour and a half,
Speaker 2: every time Devin left and came back, there was another
Speaker 2: black person in the.
Speaker 4: Office, to the point where there really was too many
Speaker 4: of us.
Speaker 5: There was nowhere to sit.
Speaker 2: At a certain point, I'm pretty sure Jabouki was sitting
Speaker 2: on a bookcase shelf.
Speaker 3: He was sitting on those rolling u Yeah. Remember we
Speaker 3: had like.
Speaker 4: The rolling cabinet, put a little.
Speaker 3: Seat on top, and then somebody was just and then
Speaker 3: I think at one point like he was sitting on that.
Speaker 3: I think Randa was just sitting on his desk. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was just he was like everything. It almost felt like.
Speaker 2: Imagine everybody was in there, everybody, Ashton.
Speaker 1: Everybody, Sierra Hunter, Lewis. I have to say, you do
Speaker 1: warm my heart with the program that you give us.
Speaker 1: I suffer a lot of physical pain and when I
Speaker 1: say dul Say's laugh brings me joy. I just love
Speaker 1: seeing someone love life like me. Many blessings to you both.
Speaker 1: That was a nice shout out.
Speaker 5: To Sierra Hu to Lewis.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that we got this comment and then before
Speaker 3: that coming at Josh's whole ancestry.
Speaker 4: I don't see what you have to do with each other.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. That's how wild people be commenting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the thing about YouTube, is that YouTube
Speaker 1: is that you have one person that's reflecting on the
Speaker 1: topic and going, I am a doctor of vanilla and
Speaker 1: chocolate medicine. And then the next comment is just, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm in pain over here. I'm hurting. I just love that,
Speaker 1: y'all laughing yes, And then the next comment will just
Speaker 1: be like negroes Sarah phoebe right. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: going to be wrong. But Josh likes pancakes over waffles.
Speaker 1: He's definitely a vanilla person, which.
Speaker 5: Means that this person actually stopped.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that means they really did.
Speaker 5: They really did stop and guessed.
Speaker 3: But that's why I want But that's why I did it,
Speaker 3: because it's like, I think that it if there's a debate.
Speaker 3: I think if you pick a side early, and I
Speaker 3: think it makes people more engaged because then it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: well I picked chocolate. One, let's see which one of
Speaker 3: them picks my side, and then two, let's see how
Speaker 3: they defend it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of waffles, let's look back on another conversation the
Speaker 1: two of you had about diners versus waffle houses. Now,
Speaker 1: do you already know where I stand on a diner
Speaker 1: versus a waffle house? I don't rock with no diner.
Speaker 1: But here's what the two of you had to say.
Speaker 6: Let me kick it to you. Why I think the
Speaker 6: diners are just far superior.
Speaker 3: Because bougie go ahead, because I'm boogie.
Speaker 6: Okay, Look, all I'm saying is.
Speaker 2: When someone tells me that they're about to give me steak,
Speaker 2: I just wanted to be steak. You know, when I
Speaker 2: get steak at a diner, I know that that's steak.
Speaker 2: Why I get steak at a waffle house that's burger.
Speaker 2: That's just burger.
Speaker 8: No waffle house one has steaks too. Why are you
Speaker 8: ordering a steak at a diner or a waffle house
Speaker 8: in the first place. You have set yourself up for failure.
Speaker 8: This is why this is my issue with That's on you.
Speaker 8: You wanted a high quality steak from somewhere whose menu
Speaker 8: is thick like an encyclopedia. You mean to tell me
Speaker 8: that you have a turkey dinner, a lobster florentine or whatever,
Speaker 8: but also disco fries. What the fuck is happening in here?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now. What you think is the beast,
Speaker 2: I think is the beauty. All right, So when I
Speaker 2: see that chapter book laid out in front of me,
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, I.
Speaker 4: Really have options in life. I could.
Speaker 2: I could try something and get something that I already
Speaker 2: like as a backup. So am I gonna get, you know,
Speaker 2: a pasta with a burger? Maybe I'm crazy like that.
Speaker 2: I can get wild like that because I could get
Speaker 2: wild like that because I'm a diner right now. I'm
Speaker 2: not limited to the to the.
Speaker 6: You're gonna get a grilled cheese cheese.
Speaker 8: You're gonna get a grill cheese and a chicken alfredo,
Speaker 8: you fucking child.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a grilled cheese. I'm gonna get spaghetti.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and no grilled cheese. I'll get spaghetti.
Speaker 2: And you know what, you know what, just the top
Speaker 2: it all, just because I care. Because this is what
Speaker 2: options in life do for you. You know, because when
Speaker 2: you go to a diner, you're your own little Elon Musk,
Speaker 2: your own little Jeff Bezos. They're going to space.
Speaker 6: I'm out here having orange juice, chocolate milk.
Speaker 5: With a mon of crystal sandwich.
Speaker 6: About a crystal.
Speaker 3: Sandwich over for your stomach. Over.
Speaker 4: This is how you train your stomach.
Speaker 1: I gotta yeah, I gotta say it, swell house all day.
Speaker 3: For a lot of reasons, all day, every day. Get
Speaker 3: your life together.
Speaker 1: Rebecca Wilhelm quote, I feel like do Say and Josh
Speaker 1: need to take a road trip together in order for
Speaker 1: each other at waffle House and diners love this guy.
Speaker 4: That that's wild. That that's yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Two on the road would be good. It's like some
Speaker 1: like I don't like the word, I don't like the
Speaker 1: Boordain comparison, but I think it's some Stanley Tucci find
Speaker 1: in Italy. But y'all just like still get it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now that was a left turn. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: we needed to take full Fitch coming.
Speaker 3: You need to know, y'all try to.
Speaker 1: Stanley Tucci if you're listen in the Daily Show. Offices
Speaker 1: are located at the corner. Lindsey says quote, I'm a
Speaker 1: Louisiana girl, Team waffle House. Love you, Josh, but I'm
Speaker 1: with d waffle House for the wind. I like to
Speaker 1: watch my food being fixed. The hurricane shut down the
Speaker 1: whole city down for weeks. Waffle House was still open
Speaker 1: and were able to eat and charge our gadgets all
Speaker 1: star breakfast scrambled eggs, bacon grits with cheese, toast, and
Speaker 1: a pecan waffle.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: We've talked about the waffle house index, and the fact
Speaker 3: that the government uses a waffle house to figure out
Speaker 3: how dangerous and what's going on in a city when
Speaker 3: a hurricane, when the Lord himself has spun through your
Speaker 3: city and made everything so fucking way, How dare you?
Speaker 3: How dare you?
Speaker 8: You know it?
Speaker 3: Josh?
Speaker 5: This lets me know that you don't.
Speaker 3: You don't. You don't support convicted felons. That's what that means,
Speaker 3: because nobody supports someone. No one keeps recidivism down better
Speaker 3: than a waffle.
Speaker 1: Here's the here's the thing with diners that I think
Speaker 1: your face that I can't appreciate that that I think
Speaker 1: Josh is also gravitating towards It's a more communal experience.
Speaker 1: And this is having worked at a Shawnees work I lovees.
Speaker 1: Ain't none but a diner. Low key. It's just so,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. It was marketed as a family restaurant,
Speaker 1: but it's straight up Denny's vibes. It's straight up the
Speaker 1: dinerob yet marketing they market themselves as a diner. It's
Speaker 1: high end. Yeah, it's a high end diner. Danny's is
Speaker 1: a donner the seats is uncomfortable, so it makes you
Speaker 1: think it's not a diner.
Speaker 3: But because I've been all these diners here and I
Speaker 3: can tell you I'm very unimpressed.
Speaker 1: The songwriting cat. Why is there so much attacking Josh
Speaker 1: in this in these comments? When YouTube? I feel like
Speaker 1: Josh lost when he was describing his diner order and
Speaker 1: I remembered how many times he's admitted to having food
Speaker 1: poison it.
Speaker 5: People really listen to this podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean the it was on my other podcast,
Speaker 2: so yeah, I think that's a crossover. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a fan. Yeah, it's it's been quite a few it's
Speaker 2: been It's been a lot, you know, because I'll get
Speaker 2: it venturous.
Speaker 5: Listen. I saw you fight a piece of fish in Miami.
Speaker 1: So I just think diners, it just it all is
Speaker 1: what it is. You're not going for any real experience.
Speaker 3: All I'm saying is that I know diner food can't
Speaker 3: be fresh because there's too much stuff on the menu.
Speaker 1: It's too many options.
Speaker 3: It's too many options. Like I said, you cannot have
Speaker 3: a full turkey, so stuffing, cranberry, sauce, gravy, all the
Speaker 3: so you have a turkey dinner in fixings.
Speaker 5: It's July.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just got dressing in the cut like that,
Speaker 1: because I know y'all ain't make this dressing fresh today.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe y'all need to open your mind. Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe y'all need to hope for something bigger.
Speaker 1: Listen, all right, and you eat that, you eat some
Speaker 1: dressing in July, it's gonna open your ass.
Speaker 3: Look, your stomach is closed your business on a regular basis,
Speaker 3: so I can't even.
Speaker 1: I eat at waffle house, says hey Jack. When I
Speaker 1: like to have my food, I like it with a
Speaker 1: side of danger.
Speaker 5: Now, listen, Have I been to a waffle house and
Speaker 5: seen a fight?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Have I also seen a fight in a bar? Yes?
Speaker 5: Have I also seen a fight in a Bennegan's.
Speaker 1: Absolutely yeah. I think house gets a bad rap on them.
Speaker 3: They act like they're the only restaurant that has wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 3: a bad rap.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a sports lounge? I've been
Speaker 1: burger king fight, burger King fight. Finny results as waffle house.
Speaker 4: So it goes to me.
Speaker 2: It goes from searching the internet as someone who loves fights.
Speaker 4: I love fights.
Speaker 2: Watch the fights every weekend, Watch the fights in the
Speaker 2: middle of the week, and I'll watch the waffle House fights,
Speaker 2: burg King fights. It goes uh McDonald's because they have
Speaker 2: the most locations. Burger King because they have some of
Speaker 2: the angers employees, and also the customers at Burger King
Speaker 2: really are a little bit trained. Like like when when
Speaker 2: the fight kicks off at Burger King, there's leg kicks thrown,
Speaker 2: there's like a tempts at chokes and stuff.
Speaker 1: Waffle House like a judge, let's go to the car
Speaker 1: waffle House.
Speaker 2: Waffle House feels like it has more of a of
Speaker 2: a street fighter vibe. Yeah, because you'll see little Haduken's thrown.
Speaker 2: You'll you'll see like jumps, You'll see moves that don't
Speaker 2: make any sense.
Speaker 1: The waitress who caught the chair.
Speaker 4: That the waitress, let me tell you something. Yeah, that
Speaker 4: girl had been through some ship. Yeah.
Speaker 5: The way that girl, the way that white girl caught
Speaker 5: that chair, I.
Speaker 3: Was like, is she at the house.
Speaker 1: Somebody flung the chair the white house waitress from at
Speaker 1: least ten feet away and she caught it by the leg, caught.
Speaker 5: It by the leg mid air, and then threw it back.
Speaker 1: The way throws.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5: Somebody hired that girl, her skills are wasted.
Speaker 1: Here's when I need some explaining because I didn't listen
Speaker 1: to this episode. Uh ne Oren wrote, Josh, you nasty
Speaker 1: for that one. I'm not dipping my spanacopa, spana copea
Speaker 1: and anything except them to zeke.
Speaker 3: So spanic copela is a Greek dish, so basically, think
Speaker 3: of it's a it's a pastry, so think of like, uh,
Speaker 3: it's layered, so it's like like filo dough, yeah, so
Speaker 3: feli dough and then it's uh spinach and cream cheese.
Speaker 3: No spinach and feta cheese, and it's in layered and
Speaker 3: then it's all encased and like a uh it's all
Speaker 3: it's like a triangle shape sometimes or it is more
Speaker 3: like a pie. Yeah, so it's like put you in
Speaker 3: the mind on like a lasagna.
Speaker 4: Pie is like a lasagna. The little triangles are like
Speaker 4: little impanadas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, it's like a trianglepinada with like spinach and
Speaker 3: feta cheese inside and this layered up. Okay, there's a
Speaker 3: thousand things on your menu, so it's like, oh, there's spana,
Speaker 3: copeta and chili.
Speaker 5: What the hell is going on in here?
Speaker 8: So Jack of All Trade but yeah, I cannot wait.
Speaker 8: I cannot wait.
Speaker 3: So people hear you say dip the span of copaa
Speaker 3: in the chili.
Speaker 8: You are a wild man. I love you, but that
Speaker 8: was a phrase. That was a wild phrase, dip the
Speaker 8: span of copa and the chili. Oh, the Lord can't
Speaker 8: bless you living like that.
Speaker 3: I know people are gonna lose their mind.
Speaker 1: The only thing you're supposed to dip in chili is
Speaker 1: is grilled cheese or crackers. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Speaker 4: You can dip grilled cheese into the chili. Yes, I'm
Speaker 4: just never done it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I was always crackers for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean either or. But that's I mean, dipp
Speaker 1: the grilled cheese and the tomato soup. I know people do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've done that bespanac. Yeah. Also oyster crackers.
Speaker 3: Are they on oysters or is it because they're.
Speaker 4: I think they're built like oyster. Yeah, it's like a.
Speaker 3: It's like puffed out in the middle.
Speaker 1: Here's a here's a Here's one thing I will say
Speaker 1: in defense of a diner though, like I do appreciate
Speaker 1: the fact that you can have more multiple options if
Speaker 1: you don't know what you want. So like when you're drunk.
Speaker 1: We went one night myself. I can say this publicly.
Speaker 1: We've talked about it in the past, myself and a
Speaker 1: bunch of the Impractical Jokers. This is a pre daily
Speaker 1: show and for whatever reason, I was always end up
Speaker 1: at a comedy festival and would hang with them.
Speaker 3: I love Sal.
Speaker 1: So it's me Sal Jogatto and Murph Q is the
Speaker 1: responsible one of the four because he's a firefighter.
Speaker 3: A squareheaded one with the going Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's very much well, let's do what's right. We were
Speaker 1: drunk at a Denny's in Phoenix, and when I tell you,
Speaker 1: we ordered everything. We had breakfast, we had a steak,
Speaker 1: we had a salad, we had a Moon's over Miami,
Speaker 1: Wounds over my Hammi, at at least fifteen different things,
Speaker 1: and we just sampled from all of them. And you
Speaker 1: can't do that at a waffle house. You can't. Like,
Speaker 1: waffle house is very much a lockey in on one
Speaker 1: thing type of thing. So when you're drunk, your palette
Speaker 1: expands and you kind of want chocolate cake, but you
Speaker 1: kind of want some Spana copad, but you kind of
Speaker 1: want some chili.
Speaker 4: You kind of want some adventure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you go fuck it. What would it taste like
Speaker 1: if I dip this shit to chili.
Speaker 3: Off House has chili, but White House.
Speaker 1: Don't have spanic copa. Wafe House ain't got turkey and dressing.
Speaker 1: What do you want? Chocolate cake and turkey and dressing?
Speaker 3: You want to throw up because you're drunk, Maybe fucking irresponsible.
Speaker 4: Maybe you just like options.
Speaker 3: Maybe you just like gas your bypass because you're going
Speaker 3: to bypass all your gastric all brow the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Last point I'll say about it, since everybody jumping on
Speaker 2: me like I'm crazy for liking diners a little bit
Speaker 2: more than I like waffle house, is that diners are
Speaker 2: the right type of concession for everybody that you're hanging
Speaker 2: out with, because then when you show up, somebody can
Speaker 2: get the breakfast food they want, somebody can get the
Speaker 2: spaghetti that they want.
Speaker 1: You like the all lives matter of restaurants.
Speaker 4: Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: You know? What's interesting about about you, too, is that
Speaker 1: you will force people to think about things they've never
Speaker 1: thought about at a depth that they've never had to
Speaker 1: analyze it, and then actually have an opinion. Chicken soup
Speaker 1: versus tomato soup, of which I am team chicken soup
Speaker 1: because there are enough varieties of chicken. There's ways to
Speaker 1: augment and freestyle chicken soup. You can add noodles, you
Speaker 1: can add extra meat, you can change the viscosity tomato
Speaker 1: state tomato. Let's just see what you do have to say.
Speaker 2: If if we're really bringing chicken noodle soup up against
Speaker 2: tomato soup.
Speaker 6: That counts everything.
Speaker 4: I manas wait wait wait.
Speaker 3: Wait wait wait, you're saying any liquidato.
Speaker 4: Is tomato soup.
Speaker 5: All right, like sasa, you're counting salsa.
Speaker 2: As tomato soup.
Speaker 6: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So any tomato based anything.
Speaker 9: Tomato soup, ketchup, tomato soup, cocktail sauce, tomato soupt, tomato soup,
Speaker 9: the spot choat tomato soup. Pray go ragu tomato soup,
Speaker 9: marinaira sauce is tomato soup, tomato soup. So you're saying
Speaker 9: tomato paste is tomato soup. So if someone opens a
Speaker 9: can of ragou, yeah, pasta.
Speaker 3: Sauce, okay, throws it in a bowl, yeah, heats it up.
Speaker 6: HM tomato soup, tomato soup, soap.
Speaker 2: I am saying because I feel like I feel like
Speaker 2: in the last episode with the diners versus the waffle
Speaker 2: house what ended up happening because I gotta eat the
Speaker 2: live by the way, Yeah, which is why now, hey,
Speaker 2: everything is tomato soup. We're going all tomato soup. Okay,
Speaker 2: I will not lose again.
Speaker 3: And you flew too close to the sun icorous your
Speaker 3: wings melts it, you understand them. Feathers fell from the
Speaker 3: sky like a goose that got hit by a plane.
Speaker 1: I think that's that's the thing that But that's a
Speaker 1: fair point that Josh brings up tomato soup and a
Speaker 1: base in the viscosity or whatever. Right, but once you
Speaker 1: add onions and carrot.
Speaker 3: Have you tried to make tomato souper home. I've tried
Speaker 3: to make it.
Speaker 5: You can't get it smooth.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they doing over at Campbell's, but
Speaker 3: it's always blending.
Speaker 5: But no, I got an emerging blender. I have disposable income.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna figure this out, and I
Speaker 3: think you have to strain it. But then you lose
Speaker 3: so much. I was like, oh, there was.
Speaker 1: The vegetable there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but you can throw something back in.
Speaker 1: But that's interesting though, that everything that you use to
Speaker 1: augment chicken chicken soup. If you put that in tomato soup,
Speaker 1: now it's a sauce that must be served with something else.
Speaker 3: Oh so put onions and chicken soup. It tastes better.
Speaker 3: If you put onions in tomato soup. It's sauce.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that chicken noodle soup chicken soup has an
Speaker 1: advantage because no matter what you put in it, it's
Speaker 1: still seen societally. It's still perceived as soup. If you
Speaker 1: augment tomato soup with anything else, it's seen as a
Speaker 1: sauce that must be served on top of oil.
Speaker 3: I think it's just a texture, because if you got
Speaker 3: a pasta that had a sauce is loose as tomato soup,
Speaker 3: you'd be like, oh, I've been conned, and I'm obviously
Speaker 3: at a diner.
Speaker 1: Or you're in a public school, okay.
Speaker 3: Or you're in a public school okay.
Speaker 2: So I feel like was actually happening is that Roy
Speaker 2: is the first person to truly see what I was saying.
Speaker 2: When I was saying it, all right, everyone was acting
Speaker 2: like I was crazy.
Speaker 3: No all right, no, no no, But Roy didn't say
Speaker 3: catch up was tomato soup. He just said if you
Speaker 3: add real like vegetables, because like there's a rustic there's
Speaker 3: more rustic types of tomato soup now where if you
Speaker 3: keep messing with it, it's gonna be marin aero sauce.
Speaker 1: I was right, it's a little thicker and lumpier, but
Speaker 1: it's still just tomatoes. I was here.
Speaker 2: I also heard what Roy said. What Roy said, because
Speaker 2: that's the thing. If you take chicken soup, if you
Speaker 2: took chicken soup and putting noodles in it, it is
Speaker 2: chicken noodle soup. It stays soup. If you put noodles
Speaker 2: in tomato soup, it's pasta. Which somehow the pasta takes precedent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now exactly, the soup is diminished because.
Speaker 4: Because when I said.
Speaker 3: That, that's why you say tomato soup is better, because
Speaker 3: it can't be. Could you put one thing in it
Speaker 3: and it becomes something else?
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not even talking about soup another ingredients.
Speaker 3: Pre but you're saying it loses the title of soup
Speaker 3: when it becomes something else. You're saying that no matter
Speaker 3: what it is, it's always gonna be soup. So he's
Speaker 3: not agreeing with you at all.
Speaker 1: No, I am, I'm agreeing. I'm agreeing with him on
Speaker 1: the grounds there.
Speaker 5: So then but if we're growing up, so if everything
Speaker 5: is tomato.
Speaker 1: Soup ketchup, of course he's a lunatic. But pray go,
Speaker 1: pray go. But that rustic tomato soup you talking about.
Speaker 3: I'm not no.
Speaker 5: Listen, this is to say.
Speaker 3: I didn't say that Marin Anasaurce was at tomato soup.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that what if Tasha b said Josh was
Speaker 3: a self sabotage and tyrant on this one?
Speaker 1: That is wild because you threw in ketchup and all
Speaker 1: the other No, no, no, you threw in ketchup and
Speaker 1: I couldn't back down.
Speaker 2: All right, that's what happened. Yet, don't put words in
Speaker 2: my mouth.
Speaker 3: Wait, I still can't believe. So Christopher Smith got on
Speaker 3: our Gore's Internet instaid. I still can't believe Josh said this.
Speaker 3: My entire church prayed for you. Your name is still
Speaker 3: on a weekly prayer list. I even thought about calling intercessors.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you what's for to happen right now.
Speaker 3: I am taking a.
Speaker 1: Picture that is a deep cut.
Speaker 3: Babe. If you don't you have to not only do
Speaker 3: you have to go to church, you have to go
Speaker 3: to southern church, because I don't know if Yankees have
Speaker 3: intercessory prayer. Somebody is waking up on at six am
Speaker 3: to pray for you.
Speaker 2: Josh and I appreciate it, all right, but we we've
Speaker 2: already established what happened. I wasn't running around the streets
Speaker 2: of New York saying that ketchup is tomato.
Speaker 3: Soup like the British were covering.
Speaker 4: My back was against the wall.
Speaker 5: Your back would have plenty of space.
Speaker 2: And I and I had to fight back, and so
Speaker 2: we ended up with a little bit of like.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: I was testing how far you would go if you
Speaker 3: said anything tomato base. Yeah, because I said ketchup. You
Speaker 3: could have said no. You could have said a ketchup.
Speaker 1: But then you said to trip him up. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no.
Speaker 5: You could said ketch up. Now you can say ketchup.
Speaker 5: Ketchup is too far, and I'd have gone, you're right,
Speaker 5: and thank you for coming back.
Speaker 4: You coming back?
Speaker 5: Okay, You wiley coyote jumped off a clip.
Speaker 1: And that's why politics is so divided, because you can't
Speaker 1: be a moderate you can't be a ketchup moderate you
Speaker 1: have to be fully entrenched in camp ketchup, even to
Speaker 1: the point of sounding ridiculous.
Speaker 5: What about purple ketchup? Is that so tomato soup?
Speaker 2: That's just food coloring. So it's the same as before
Speaker 2: purple ketchup?
Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't they Why do they don't? Don't they
Speaker 1: make ketchup from green tomatoes?
Speaker 5: I don't think it has the right sugar content.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's fair, Yeah, a little bit of it.
Speaker 3: They're very sour.
Speaker 1: Oh here's our d. I like this one from r D.
Speaker 1: Making the claim that all liquids with tomato are tomato
Speaker 1: soup is a very special level of insanity. Thank you,
Speaker 1: r D.
Speaker 3: A lot of quotes in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that. I agree with that it
Speaker 1: can't be all liquids, But I understand what Josh's saying.
Speaker 1: Don't say no, no, no.
Speaker 3: What I want to know is, were you saying these
Speaker 3: things to try to win? Are were you saying these
Speaker 3: things because you actually believe them.
Speaker 2: I'm saying these things to make a point that helps
Speaker 2: tomato soup keep up with chicken soup, Because what exactly
Speaker 2: what Roy is saying was exactly My point in the debate.
Speaker 4: Chicken soup is you you said it yourself.
Speaker 2: I remember you made a very great point that every
Speaker 2: culture over time has had chicken soup, right, But what
Speaker 2: I'm saying is that those same cultures had tomato soup,
Speaker 2: but they didn't know it because we.
Speaker 3: Not only culture had tomatoes.
Speaker 2: Now everybody had chickens, not not every culture had tomatoes,
Speaker 2: but tomato soup was coming through with a lot more
Speaker 2: than just that one blended Campbell's.
Speaker 1: Can tomato as a whole serving the culinary palette across
Speaker 1: different cultures, is what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying that a lot of cultures.
Speaker 2: Did didn't have tomatoes, I understand, but with tomatoes, as
Speaker 2: soon as they did, though, they would they make a
Speaker 2: little bit of sauce. What'd they make a little bit
Speaker 2: of a spaghetti? What did they make tomato soup?
Speaker 4: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm saying there are more cultures that have chicken soup
Speaker 3: than have tomato soup.
Speaker 2: And I can't I can't fight you on that, but
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to show you it's not one versus ten.
Speaker 4: You know, what is this truth?
Speaker 3: The Avalon read this one d I primarily listen to
Speaker 3: these episodes, but I ran to YouTube to watch Jewels
Speaker 3: Saye's face as josh is making the last ditch argument.
Speaker 1: And I am not disappointed. Oh Joshua, Joshua, you have
Speaker 1: to defend it all the way to the end. You
Speaker 1: have to defend the lie no matter what. Oh, thank you, see,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 3: I was looking at these videos, going, my skin looks amazing.
Speaker 3: Abba sis fie on my probably never say that, so
Speaker 3: I'll say it's extra points because their skin is on
Speaker 3: the glow up. Yes, that what I was looking at
Speaker 3: it going, my skin look good, But I didn't want
Speaker 3: to say nothing. Wow.
Speaker 5: But I am so glad. See, I know.
Speaker 3: I've been looking at my skinny past like one, you know,
Speaker 3: and you know why my skin looked like that because
Speaker 3: it was warm out summertime. I'm a summertime beach. You understand,
Speaker 3: summertime beach. We're not as well to even be in
Speaker 3: this climate.
Speaker 1: Finally, somebody standing up for josh Spwaff.
Speaker 5: Writes, that's the person that.
Speaker 1: Swaff. Did you write this comment?
Speaker 4: No, that wasn't me. Why would it.
Speaker 2: This is the first time anybody's been accused of right.
Speaker 2: One of the comments and it's me. It's for some
Speaker 2: back it up. What I'm saying, Wait, Joshua is kind
Speaker 2: of right. Technically all that stuff is tomato soup.
Speaker 3: Serial killer.
Speaker 5: Okay, first of all, the dad, take it back, take
Speaker 5: it back.
Speaker 4: I'll never take it back.
Speaker 5: I hate it that I have a piece of apple ready.
Speaker 4: For you, my dad. When I sneeze, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't now fuck it man, I'm with you, bro,
Speaker 1: I hate DM Sorry, that's your business. That's a guy
Speaker 1: you pray to. Ketchup is tomato soup?
Speaker 4: How out here?
Speaker 2: It's just viscosity, Yeah, because it's literally just a change
Speaker 2: in the level of.
Speaker 1: Water and vinegar and sugar.
Speaker 3: So then isn't everything ketchup? Then?
Speaker 1: No, you have it with a spoon soup. You can
Speaker 1: eat ketchup with That depends on how you look at it.
Speaker 3: You can eat.
Speaker 5: Okay, how is everything?
Speaker 2: If you want to reverse things, then that that's that's
Speaker 2: up to you. I'm just saying.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is how is everything?
Speaker 4: Not Marin ear Well, the episode wasn't chicken soup versus ketchup.
Speaker 4: It was chicken soup versus tomato soup. My tomato soup points.
Speaker 1: Then I can just say chicken soup is is Ramen.
Speaker 1: It's Ramen with less noodles.
Speaker 3: But you don't have to put noodles.
Speaker 1: Everything is everything is Ramen. You't gota put noodles in
Speaker 1: Ramen to make it ramen. It's just broth and some ship.
Speaker 5: No Ramen is the noodles. If you don't put Ramen
Speaker 5: in noodles.
Speaker 1: I don't have that. Who says who? Who set these rules?
Speaker 3: It's ramen. That's like saying you can have spaghetti without
Speaker 3: having noodles.
Speaker 5: You can.
Speaker 3: That's just a ball of mari and aarosauce. You didn't
Speaker 3: have spaghetti, you just had poverty.
Speaker 1: I see why you do this every episode. This ship
Speaker 1: is fun bro for no reason.
Speaker 5: I'm not right up.
Speaker 3: You can't have ramen soup without the noodles. You can't
Speaker 3: have spaghetti without noodles. Can you have lasagna if there's
Speaker 3: no noodles.
Speaker 1: It's like you can't, Like you can't win with her.
Speaker 1: She's always ready.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a brother, Bro. The other thing about
Speaker 3: this is but y'all don't But y'all don't remember is
Speaker 3: Josh has no siblings.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're coming in at a disadvantage. Truly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still fought my way through all season out
Speaker 2: here by myself, fighting for my life.
Speaker 5: Don't you tell me all my life I had to fight.
Speaker 1: This Matil day man, tell thee of our gone and
Speaker 1: his evil must be evil desire to win at any costs.
Speaker 1: Josh is going too far, all caps. That's the only
Speaker 1: sensible reaction anyone could have to his silly self in
Speaker 1: this debate. Chicken soup wins.
Speaker 3: Not his silly self. Yeah, listen, Josh, I applaud you
Speaker 3: for being willing to take up this mantle because you
Speaker 3: knew it was wild when you said it.
Speaker 2: Well, look, we we could. We could go on to
Speaker 2: another episode. Could we could go on to a whole
Speaker 2: other episode. Probably should where I'm where I'm at least
Speaker 2: making I've never.
Speaker 5: Been called evil, not to my face, well not on
Speaker 5: the internet.
Speaker 1: Well, nonetheless, this has been a joy for you all
Speaker 1: to have me here and listen to you to go
Speaker 1: back and forth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did it.
Speaker 5: Listen, Josh, you know how to wrap us up.
Speaker 4: Well, that wraps up our season finale of Hold Up Dose.
Speaker 2: And I can't thank you enough for two in each
Speaker 2: week sharing your love for the show and even helping
Speaker 2: us decide which topics to debate and get way way
Speaker 2: too mad about.
Speaker 4: We're about to take a little break, resting, recuperating. That's
Speaker 4: a lie. We're grinding all right. You already know we
Speaker 4: won't stop. We can't stop.
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Speaker 2: We hope you enjoy them all and we'll see you
Speaker 2: all soon.
Speaker 4: Bye.