WEBVTT - Dulcé & Josh vs. YouTube Comments 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.880 Welcome to Hold up, it's not Josh Johnson, it's not dual, 0:00:03.960 --> 0:00:06.840 say Sloan, It's me Roy Wood Junior. And on this 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:09.799 episode we're going to be talking Wait, why a y'all 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:10.480 looking at me like. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:13.480 That, because it's not You're gonna say it's not us 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:15.960 and we're here. If you if we weren't in the room, 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:18.079 if you were in the room and you were like 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:21.640 alone and you said it's not, say slow, it's not. 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:23.800 But it's like with the news, like when you hear 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:25.360 a new voice, they'd be like, where the fuck is 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:26.160 the other anchor. 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:28.800 I'm just saying, when you have a guest on a podcast, 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:34.000 you introduce the guest. The guest doesn't introduce you, like 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:35.800 when you have visitors, they don't open the door to 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:36.280 your house. 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:39.120 It's first off, I thought, since I had already moderated 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:42.960 y'all special episode a while back, was that the one 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:43.920 a while back I. 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:46.800 Came in before what I came. 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:49.160 In on the previous episode and moderated some shit between y'all. 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:50.800 So I thought that I already had keys to the 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:54.080 crib and that y'all wouldn't mind me. That was what 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:54.600 I'm saying. 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:55.240 That's what it was. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:56.320 But it was an episode? 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:58.560 Is that what? Before we figure out what this was? 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:02.840 A promo counts as an episode. It was just a 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:05.240 little commercial. Okay, that don't count. 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:06.920 No, negro don't count. 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:08.760 Okay, then you know what, y'all do your own intro? 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:15.880 Okay, well, hey, everybody is josh Johnson even why hey, hey, hey. 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:16.840 What you're not gonna do. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.839 What you're not gonna do is come on this podcast 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:25.440 and tell Joshua Ezekiel Johnson that he is not introducing 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:28.280 the intro like the way he needs to be introducing. 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:32.440 I feel like I'm introducing it the same way. If anything, 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:42.479 if anything, every time somebody listened, accusations, how many episodes 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.399 of that podcast. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:49.560 Listen, I will say that I am team spaghetti. Wow? Okay, wow, 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:54.680 it was spaghetti versus lasagna, right, yes, yeah, spaghetti because 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:58.600 it's more appliable, it's easier to make. Lasagna is a 0:01:58.640 --> 0:01:59.400 whole ordeal. 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:00.639 That was my whole point. 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:02.880 Yeah, yeah, but you were wrong. 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.800 Look here, what you think just because we in this 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:06.560 tiny room. 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:11.320 Hey, hey, neither one of y'all can get it. I 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:15.160 know both your mamas, you understand. I have had dinner 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:17.280 with both of your mothers in the city of Atlanta 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:18.639 because that's where black people live. 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:24.400 Okay, Oh yeah, we had dinner with t Pain Damn. 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.919 You're right, yeah, you. 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:29.720 Do know my mama Korean barbecue with your mama. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:32.160 Okay, my bad. Josh, go ahead with your introduction. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:36.440 The disrespect. Are you gonna come to somebody else's house 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.560 and tell them that they wrong? In the trailer where 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:40.079 we pay rent? 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:42.880 My my name is Josh Johnson. I'm right for the 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:46.440 Daily Show, and I am joined by Don't Say's long. 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:50.720 Listen, just imagine that as. 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.720 A fireworks okay, yeah, with a pop pop with. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:03:00.960 The yeah, because apparently you know what fun I did 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.799 what I said. Listen, y'all trying to act like I'm 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.799 not out here making these noises and I'm where. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:14.200 Josh, You're in here, no out here, noise making. 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:16.880 In the in the mall. 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:23.160 Oh okay with with your father? Yeah yeah, yeah, I 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.600 didn't know that. That didn't feel like the tea up 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.320 that you thought it was. 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:30.240 You know what, I just said one word, so I 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:31.720 was like, in here. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.160 You know what I'm in here, I'm out here, we 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:37.480 out here. I apologize that did not give you the 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:41.840 proper the proper information, the proper tea up. 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:45.920 As you say, this episode is a very special episode. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:47.280 This episode is. 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:51.880 Where we get the most interaction that we've had with 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.280 all of you. You know, this is this is the 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:57.680 episode where we get some of that feedback, some of 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.920 these opinions about what we said, and who's on our 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.480 side and who's right and who's wrong and everything. 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:05.640 And who's supporting a good Christian woman. 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:10.520 And then Roy is here to moderate because if left 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:13.600 to our own devices, as good of friends as we are, 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:17.800 I feel like per comment, per subject, we would get 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:18.560 too distracted. 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:19.920 I'm a walking tangent. 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:20.479 I'm a man. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:26.320 I I'm not helpful A lot of the time. 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:30.320 I have so many things going on in my brain 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:33.440 because as a creative person, okay you know the person 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:37.000 who has like that, things like just the synopsiss like 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:41.240 pop it off, the what's listen, I've been hanging out. 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:44.960 With PD but you but you see, I'm used to 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:46.400 people touching the temple. 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:49.400 I'm not used to this and then this over and 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:50.279 then this bad. 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:53.800 Well see the thing this is just thinking, Okay, this 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:55.400 is the synapsis firing. 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:57.880 Ye do you mean synapses? 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:01.960 I thought you meant like multiple summaries. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:03.480 Yeah, that's what I thought. 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:09.120 Synopsis synopsis not SYNAPSI you know what, Let's go on 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:10.480 to the first YouTube comment. 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:13.080 No, I'm making plural, y'all not gonna do me like this? 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:14.680 How you're making plural? 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:14.960 There? 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:18.960 Look, it's a pleasure to be here and take a 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:21.840 walk down memory lane of some of the biggest arguments 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:27.599 that you two had conversations. Hey, look, whatever synopsis you 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:29.919 want to put to it, you go, ready, head. 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.560 I have a whole bowl of fruit that I will throw. 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:39.159 The first comments come off of the very first episode 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:42.480 Conscious Rap versus Club Bangers. Let's get to that. 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:48.400 I'm not a huge kindlick with maar fan because I 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:49.799 think he sounds like a muppet. 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:58.480 So you could have stopped at not a huge fan. See, 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:01.440 this is what you do. This, this is your whole vibe. 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:03.200 You like to put your foot on the line and 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:04.919 make sure your toe is over it. 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:08.640 Ten toes down? Baby? 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.680 Why? Why would why would you even need to include that? 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.120 But I can respect you not being a huge fan. 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.039 I'm just saying I think that. 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:18.000 But when you say you're not a big like when 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:19.719 you say you're not like a Kendrick, people are like 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.719 people want quantifiers, Well why, well, what is it? And 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:27.479 my reason is his voice sounds like it's being done 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:30.600 by Jim Henson. Y'all didn't even play the best line 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:32.839 of that where Josh talks about his hatred for the 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:33.920 song knuck if You Buck. 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:36.960 Oh, that's a literally man, have time to get into 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:38.760 crime mob. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.240 Josh, how do you feel about the song? 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:47.479 You know, at at the risk of losing the people 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:51.160 who I have. I'm just gonna say it's not for me. 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:52.200 I'll tell you what he said. 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:56.120 He said that nuck if you buck sounds like a 0:06:56.240 --> 0:07:00.880 ged being thrown down the hall of a juvenile detention center. 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:02.839 That's that's pretty good. 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:06.040 I recall something to that effect. 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.320 And of course we have to now you can finally 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:09.640 confront Roy about the award. 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:13.200 Oh yeah, yeah, you did betray me. 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:18.320 I'm not here to unpeck off. No, I'm here to 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:19.600 talk about the YouTube comments. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:22.080 I hear you, but you got to acknowledge that how 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:22.960 did I betray you? 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:24.239 But I made the award. 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:27.000 I was going to say first place, and you told 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:28.280 me to change it the runner up. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:32.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, because second place stings a little more 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:35.960 no matter what it is, it just stings a little. 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.400 And it was a betrayal because you didn't have to 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:40.920 say anything, you know what I mean. That's the first 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:42.440 piece of mail I got in this building. 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:44.560 That's why he's always so upset about it. 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:48.400 The runner up for the If You Buck Yeah, yeah. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:49.840 For knucking and bucking and being ready to fight. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.440 And I expect this type of thing from Dual Safe. 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:55.400 But like when she told me that you, I was like, 0:07:55.560 --> 0:08:01.000 not not one of my heroes. Just imagine, imagine if 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:04.120 Babe Ruth side your baseball then spit on it and 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:10.320 threw it in the other direction. I'm showing up. It's 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:13.560 fresh face. Excited to write and work with Roy Wood, Julia. 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:15.840 I've been watching them for years and everything, and they 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:18.360 do tell me like, oh, the last part, the part 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:19.000 that's the worst. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:20.640 That was Roy's idea. 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:28.559 Tell serous, I wanted to know conscious rap versus club. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:33.520 Here's here's some of the YouTube comments. Number one, I 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:37.560 would go straight for Josh, no joke. We should clone them. 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:40.080 There needs to be more people like him in this. 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.599 Thank you Sarah, Thank you Sarah. 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:43.719 I appreciate you. 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:49.640 Right, that's nice when you do you engage YouTube comments 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:51.280 such a broader sentiment. 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:53.560 N I like having self esteem. Bro, I'm already working 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:54.080 hard enough. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:54.880 I keep it on. 0:08:55.559 --> 0:09:00.240 People talk about Instagram and Facebook stuff. I like YouTube 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:03.680 and I like Reddit because they got the time you 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.360 get a critique from somebody on YouTube or Reddit, oh 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:09.079 it's been thought through social media comments are just. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:14.120 Yeah, yeah, social will be mean for no reason. But 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:18.480 when YouTube is mean, at least in my experience, because 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:21.559 I'm not surfing the internet as a woman, right, so 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:24.199 I'm not getting the level of toxicity. A lot of 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:26.640 the stuff that I get is pretty well earned. And 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:30.360 I remember I did a Comedy Central set years ago 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:32.800 and it was when I had my afro, right, and 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.400 it was not at its biggest, but at its second biggest. 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.679 So we're talking like pre pandemic afro ron Taylor fro 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:44.840 and right. The first comment, top comment was because you 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:48.559 know in the thumbnail, I'm smiling just like like given, 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:52.160 like you know, happy days and everything. And the first 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:55.520 comment was Josh looks has shaved as well, and they 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:57.199 were like, Josh looks like. 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:58.959 A single mom. Just trying to make it. 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.240 And it was because then when you click it, I 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:09.640 was wearing like a shawl because because I don't know 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:12.520 what's fashionable. I felt I felt swave in it. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:19.440 You know. Oh Lord, next coment, Thank you, Rebecca. Rebecca 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:23.400 Johnson says, So this is where Josh Johnson went. You 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.920 went in on Lil Wayne, this is where you went 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.080 on this topic. How dare you, Josh? 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:32.400 Well, As someone who's also from Louisiana, I feel like 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:38.440 I can, you know, and then for someone who has ears, 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.960 I feel like I also can. I'm not I'm not 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:44.760 speaking to his lyrical ability or his level of success 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.920 or his business acumen. I am speaking to his voice 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:49.320 that I can hear, and. 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:50.080 We all hear it. 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:52.040 You know what I mean? When he does that little like. 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:57.680 That, that thing right there is drugs. 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:00.439 I have no problem saying it. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:04.560 Death yoh, dump a bag boy, a ride yo boy. 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:07.760 Look it slaps the drugs really got a hold of his. 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:10.640 First time I heard lollipop, I thought aliens were landing. 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.319 Yes, yes, exactly. 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.320 We were at Camp record store and it was me 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:16.920 and my homegirl because we didn't have a job. It 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:18.800 was middle of the day, God bless and we were 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:21.960 just I think we're saying out like DJ Monte, you remember, 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:24.120 like all them oop camps, like DJ Jelly, all of them. 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:28.559 Boom Camp was a local collective of Atlanta music creatives 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:30.439 during the early Thank You so. 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:32.480 Much, and they had record stores that you could just 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:35.120 be there, and so we were sitting there minding my 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.400 business and then Lollipop starts playing and it was the 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.800 first time anybody had like they just started to play it, 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:41.959 and I think like it came on the radio like 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:44.319 two days before or something, ain't that And it starts 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.800 playing and me and my homewirl were like, bitch aliens 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:51.280 because they were just something about that, and we're like, no, 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:53.960 I think this might be and I just worked shoddy. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.760 I like, oh, it's a song, this song. 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:58.960 But when I thought I was sober, it was like 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:02.720 three pm and I legitimately thought the sun was out 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.240 and me and my homegirl with aliens, and I was like, no, 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:06.920 it's so. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.760 J Peterson had one that I wanted to get your 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.880 opinion on. They'll say, they said, quote, can I just say, 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:17.120 Josh is my doppel ganger from another color? Now we 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:18.880 don't know what to hang on. But we don't know 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:20.200 what color Ja Peterson is. 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.720 He's white. You don't know that he's white. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:24.880 Other colors there are other colors. 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.040 No person of color would say that, can you They 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.280 just say Josh is just Can I just say Josh 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:30.120 is my doppelganger? 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:33.040 Here's my question to you off this comment se has 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:34.920 nothing to do with conscious rap versus any of the 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:38.920 other ship. Have you ever met your white doppel ganger? No, 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:42.520 you never met a white woman with a fro. 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:45.520 I've never met a white woman with my face. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:53.760 To Shae, I would love to believe that it's Jordan Peterson. 0:12:56.960 --> 0:13:01.040 Peterson, What's what's the last one? What's the last one? 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:03.959 I think they had one more from Levora Battle Levora 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.560 rights love this, but I have to say Brenda's got 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.520 a baby is the reason I'm not a Tupac fan. 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.760 I would literally turn off the radio, damn Levora and 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:15.200 go play outside when it came on. Otherwise totally would 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:18.480 dull say I want to bop okay, and Tupac had 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:20.440 a lot of bops, but Tupac every now and then 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:22.920 would have a hey, y'all, we got to get it together. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.400 Changes yeah for me? 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:33.079 Yeah right, yeah, I mean, you know, duality one. And 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.160 let you know, first of all, the fact that she 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:38.079 was turning off Tupac and going to play outside. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:39.400 Mm hmm. 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:44.720 But you know how old Miss Levora is. Second, nobody 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:47.120 likes Brenda's Got a Baby. No one enjoyed that song. 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:51.760 It was so sad you could not no. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:53.959 One fact that they played it on the radio. Its 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:57.680 wild didn't get played like that back then, No, And 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:59.079 then it was like it was because it was. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:02.360 Part But then you play it and be like, ah, 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:03.760 play California Love, verge. 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:06.920 It tastes out of my mouth. But like I've heard it 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:08.160 maybe two times in life. 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:11.760 It's not that different from Dear Mama in the sense 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.960 that it's about the hardships of growing up in the 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:18.920 hood and it's low key. One of the most pro 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:23.600 feminist songs Tupac ever did was Brenda's Got a Baby. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:25.720 I mean California Love was a pro feminist. 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.360 I mean there was some girls in there shaking their 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:32.240 ass out there in the desert, which side by that 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:34.600 California Love video not sexy. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.080 Like even when you talk about beaches, it depends on 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:41.480 the beach, because stranded is not sexy. Yeah, I mean, 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:44.160 if we're just out somewhere, even no matter how nice 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:47.640 it is, if we can't get home or where we want. 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:49.320 To get got to find a lagoon or something. 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:52.840 Sex is not on my mind, you know what? 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:53.400 On this one. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:58.880 I'm just like, I was like, where could I be 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.600 stranded and would want to have have sex? But it's 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:03.480 like we strained with somebody coming to get us. 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:06.320 I think what it is with a song like Brenda's 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:08.600 Got a Baby. I think the issue with conscious rapp 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.240 is that what are you listening to the music for. 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:13.560 Are you listening to music for it to emotionally feel 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:16.080 something or are you listening to music to escape? 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:18.680 You ain't escaping nothing. If you're listen to the Britain's 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:20.640 having a baby, they pull us. It's an awful world. 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:21.880 What I'm saying. That's what some people. It's like the 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.880 people who like who enjoyed the torture porn that it's 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:30.440 documentaries and true crime novel podcast. Okay, that's people who 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:32.960 like pain. And then there's people who just want to 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:34.280 watch a ninety day fiance. 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.600 Okay, well think about that City High song. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:39.480 What would you do if your child got that? 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.000 That's the way that they've been able to. 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:43.000 Come agree and a little bit of you got to. 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:44.280 Sleep with a man for a little bit of money, 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:48.240 so they were able to make it's the only time where. 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:52.840 A truly socially conscious song has been a bot, the 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:55.520 only time. What's a name another one? 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:58.400 Yeah, that's true, and that's City High that. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:01.120 I think J Cole's middle Child was good. 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:03.720 And that group ended up breaking up because of like 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.480 love and drugs. They had their own drama, so to 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.840 say that they weren't aware of the horrors of the 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:10.760 things they were singing about. So yeah, you know that 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:14.320 shit came from the heart. Yeah, all right, new topic. Now, 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:17.760 this was another one that you all got into the 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:21.840 debate of summer versus winter. I am team Winter, just 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:22.560 for the record. 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:26.040 The fuck why? 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:28.480 Because I grew up the same place as U d 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:32.600 the South, Yes, one hundred degrees. Everything I did was 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.880 outdoors my entire childhood. I don't think I was even 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:38.800 inside until school. That's the only time I was in 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:41.040 air conditioning in the South, and then I grew up 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:44.200 playing baseball. So I'm just outdoor the heat. You could 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:46.960 be buttonneked. It's still one hundred degrees, but you can 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:49.840 dress properly for a ten degree. 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.840 Wind chill drenched, dehydrated heat stroke. 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:57.200 Oh you mama, that wouldn't let you inside. 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:59.440 I spent every summer in Mississippi out doors from eleven 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:01.200 am to no. 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:03.760 Literally no, my mama wanted us to come inside. 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:04.159 Ah. 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:05.360 So we lived in Miami too. 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:09.280 Let's let's that's different. So you had a fucking beach. 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.119 I was outdoors in Clarksdale, Mississippi. 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.320 Hey, hey, hey, you think niggas went to the beach 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:13.920 all the time? 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:16.160 No? Yo, I know people in Miami has never seen 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:18.760 the water. Yeah, wow, niggas. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:21.480 They would go to the beach with their hair and 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:24.440 nails done and never get in the water. 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:26.200 Yeah, be like, I can see it. 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:29.040 Let's go to the clip before we go to the comings. 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:32.640 Your most fun activities are there in the summertime. Oh 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:38.080 so you enjoy snowboarding, you enjoy the boggaining, you enjoy skiing. 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:42.040 It's not about snowboarding your skiing, all right, It's about 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:46.040 having like a nice nature walk in the winter. If 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:47.439 I'm in the woods, it's. 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:52.360 Cold, it's thirty degrees outside, go inside. 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:56.440 What do you mean people act like you can't gear 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:57.359 up for the winter. 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:01.199 You could be You could be so comfortable if you 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:04.159 just gear up for the for the temperature in a 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:06.960 heat wave that you can't take off the skin you 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:09.600 can take off everything, but you be naked. 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:10.200 And still hot. 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:13.239 All right, But in winter you gear up enough and 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:15.359 you're just comfortable until you. 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:18.399 Go inside somewhere, and then you're sweating your life away. 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.360 Because that's the other thing about the wintertime. 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:33.520 Is that, oh okay, all right. The other thing about 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:34.360 the water time. 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:36.240 Is it's so hot indoors. 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:40.840 Let me tell you something. I hate being hot. I 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:44.800 hate being cold outside and I hate being hot inside. 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:48.760 I can't believe that line GotY twice. What sweat your life? 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:53.760 I was actually laughing on beat with my last I 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:54.840 love I love. 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:57.480 What Abby Wire said here, though, Josh, because I didn't 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:01.760 think about what you said in that context said quote. 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:03.960 I never thought Josh might be a serial killer until 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:06.240 he mentioned nature walks in the winter. Look at God, 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:08.639 there is some killer shit. I ain't say nothing about 0:19:08.640 --> 0:19:10.320 going on the nature walk in the snow. I ain't 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:12.840 say I like snow. I just said I prefer I'd 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:16.760 rather go to war with a windshield than heat index. 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:20.800 Yeah, I enjoy the snow. I think the snow is great. 0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:23.280 I think the place that the snow is the best's. 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:24.880 Because you grew up in little But that's a sub 0:19:24.920 --> 0:19:27.919 winter conversation. That's a conversation about winter within winter. What 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:30.680 do you like to do during winter? I'm just saying 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:31.480 if you like to. 0:19:31.400 --> 0:19:34.240 Make snow angels and shit half snowball fight? 0:19:34.800 --> 0:19:35.040 Yeah? 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:38.240 Yeah, Well why are you humming? Like that's suspicially? 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:39.679 You ever had a good time in the snow? Like, 0:19:39.960 --> 0:19:41.520 did you ever go to the snow is fun? 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:42.119 Yeah? 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:45.800 Thank you the first two days and then it keeps 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:46.480 being there. 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:50.479 Yeah, so it's like so then it's just coverts and 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:52.919 then it's like it don't stay pretty. 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:56.359 You're talking about city snow though, oh country snow. Country 0:19:56.359 --> 0:19:56.920 snow is great. 0:19:56.960 --> 0:19:58.919 Gatlin Berg? You ever go to Gatlinburg? You ever make 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:00.439 that trip with the other black felk to do the 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:03.520 pajama weekends every black history. That's like a Southern thing. 0:20:04.440 --> 0:20:06.720 I wasn't on I wasn't that black. 0:20:07.480 --> 0:20:09.040 Okay, well, I was at a black college. 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:11.679 So no, I went to no, no, no, I went 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:12.760 to very white school. 0:20:12.800 --> 0:20:14.040 I have no student loans. 0:20:15.320 --> 0:20:17.560 Next coming, it must be nice. 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:20.320 I can't relate eighty five thousand dollars degree. Baby, these 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:22.200 white folks pay for airy thigh. Look at God. 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:25.479 Philip Lorene said, quote, I knew it. I saw the 0:20:25.480 --> 0:20:28.000 topic and I said to myself, there's no way she's 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:31.280 not a summer girl, ah staying out on those late 0:20:31.320 --> 0:20:34.879 summer nights and joining the sunshine Sunshine and Beaches, and 0:20:34.960 --> 0:20:37.760 mister staycation is definitely a winter person. 0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:38.399 He listens. 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:41.320 I love this show, but feel bad for Josh sometimes. Damn. 0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:43.159 See this is what the YouTube comments get deep and 0:20:43.160 --> 0:20:45.879 they start breaking your ass down. I love this show, 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:50.000 but feel bad for Josh. How does he ever expect 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:52.200 to win an argument against this woman? 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:54.240 Damn easily. 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:59.520 Could have ended at Sunshine and Beaches. 0:20:59.160 --> 0:20:59.920 One hundred percent. 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:03.720 And and the thing is, okay, look he did came 0:21:05.640 --> 0:21:10.520 look bro, because you know, this is what happened. 0:21:10.560 --> 0:21:10.760 Though. 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:14.080 I think over the course of the season, there were 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:16.199 a lot of there were a lot of things that 0:21:16.280 --> 0:21:21.160 we chose to talk about where uh dul Say's opinion 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:23.760 as well as well as her you know, her points 0:21:24.400 --> 0:21:27.439 appealed to the people in a way that Look, I 0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:30.040 was by myself, I could not appeal in the same way. 0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:34.440 Somebody called you a serial killer, bro, I've never been 0:21:34.480 --> 0:21:37.919 called that. I've been called sating. Someone ever said I 0:21:37.960 --> 0:21:39.159 was taking lives repeatedly. 0:21:39.400 --> 0:21:42.000 So later in the season, you'll see where I start 0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:43.159 to pick up some steam. 0:21:43.760 --> 0:21:44.880 All right, I. 0:21:44.800 --> 0:21:47.160 Called you Dexter Morgan from Miami PD. 0:21:47.880 --> 0:21:50.479 This is why I'm really just trying to, you know, 0:21:50.560 --> 0:21:53.480 stick to the overall topic, like stay on the show. 0:21:55.680 --> 0:21:57.200 The grind MLG. 0:21:57.520 --> 0:22:00.280 Yes, I was for somebody to bring us up. 0:22:00.080 --> 0:22:03.639 In The grind is officially a running gag in these debates, 0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:05.760 and we'll never get tired of it because I'm dying 0:22:05.800 --> 0:22:09.360 from the absolute creative improv going on there. 0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:12.159 If summer is about a lot of payoff, you know, 0:22:12.240 --> 0:22:14.600 you're out in the world, You're getting to see your friends, 0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:18.200 go on vacation stuff like that. The winter, the wintertime 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:22.720 is about the grind, all right. It's about staying home. 0:22:25.960 --> 0:22:29.320 It's about staying home. It's about no days off, it's 0:22:29.320 --> 0:22:32.280 about doing. It's about doing what the other people don't 0:22:32.320 --> 0:22:33.960 see because you're inside grinding. 0:22:34.200 --> 0:22:38.679 Okay, now that's true. That's very true. Thank you. 0:22:38.760 --> 0:22:40.520 Oh like a grasshopper in an ant situation. 0:22:40.880 --> 0:22:44.400 Yeah, the winter is where you like work. Summers where 0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:47.280 you show off the work. Summers also where you recruit 0:22:47.320 --> 0:22:50.119 the friends you'll need during the winter. Yeah, yeah, it 0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:51.679 do be too cold to make friends. 0:22:51.760 --> 0:22:55.320 I can't tell you, as a big bitch, as much 0:22:55.320 --> 0:22:56.879 as I love summer summers when I have to take 0:22:56.880 --> 0:23:03.399 a knee because wintertime is a big bitch gig cuffing season, 0:23:04.720 --> 0:23:05.400 big bitch gig. 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:08.280 Oh, so you gotta put in work. You got dudes 0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:09.360 trying to holland all that. 0:23:09.680 --> 0:23:14.200 My ex would act right from labor day to Saint 0:23:14.240 --> 0:23:17.640 Patrick's day. And once the weather started to change, once 0:23:17.680 --> 0:23:18.920 a little bit of pollen. 0:23:18.960 --> 0:23:25.080 That first pollen sneeze, you know, he gone, Nigga's gone by. 0:23:25.080 --> 0:23:25.680 It's been good. 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:27.679 Yeah, And all of a sudden he an't answering the phone. 0:23:27.880 --> 0:23:31.440 But December, December. 0:23:32.240 --> 0:23:35.760 Out, Wait, what is this? Explain this to me from 0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:39.120 East Schwartz quote the minute dude say said New York 0:23:39.200 --> 0:23:42.159 is hot. Wrong. I knew what she was talking about. 0:23:42.440 --> 0:23:46.440 I love sitting outdoors. But also I know that New 0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:47.399 York is hot. 0:23:47.560 --> 0:23:47.879 Wrong. 0:23:50.560 --> 0:23:53.080 What do you mean it's building hot? 0:23:53.280 --> 0:23:54.520 It's not nature hot. 0:23:55.240 --> 0:23:56.600 Oh that's a good point. 0:23:56.600 --> 0:23:57.920 Oh somebody else likes nature. 0:23:57.920 --> 0:24:06.080 Oh it's the concrete, it's that and cret heat and. 0:24:05.280 --> 0:24:06.320 Was an apple apple. 0:24:06.800 --> 0:24:08.879 Also we're on camera. I can't disrespect the man like that. 0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:09.639 We won the ward. 0:24:10.160 --> 0:24:13.040 Yeah, you're you're right. Also, I think also with New York, 0:24:13.240 --> 0:24:15.600 it's it's an issue of the heat odor, it's the 0:24:15.680 --> 0:24:16.800 garbage juice. 0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:19.919 In the But it's truly, it's truly the fact. 0:24:19.760 --> 0:24:23.000 That, yeah, cement heat is different, You're not different. 0:24:23.359 --> 0:24:25.879 I remember as a kid because also one of my 0:24:25.960 --> 0:24:28.399 dreams was to be on David Letterman, and when he 0:24:28.480 --> 0:24:32.639 canceled his show, I was like, I'm almost there. But anyway, 0:24:32.920 --> 0:24:36.159 I remember watching David Letterman and him literally frying an 0:24:36.200 --> 0:24:39.240 egg because I always say it's a hot to fried egg, 0:24:39.280 --> 0:24:41.240 it's a hot to fried egg on the sidewalk, and 0:24:42.080 --> 0:24:44.800 I remember him going outside. And that's when I found 0:24:44.840 --> 0:24:46.680 out that Late Night shows a film during the day, 0:24:47.600 --> 0:24:49.480 because people ask you about Daily Show and they'll be like, 0:24:49.720 --> 0:24:51.640 oh man, you tape so late at night. 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:54.800 And I was like what, Oh, yeah, you know that's 0:24:54.840 --> 0:24:56.520 a background behind them, right. 0:24:58.040 --> 0:25:01.760 Window, that's where. So when I saw him actually cook. 0:25:03.119 --> 0:25:07.280 A pre chicken on a sidewalk, I was like oh, 0:25:07.400 --> 0:25:08.640 and I was like I was like sixteen. 0:25:08.680 --> 0:25:09.920 I was like, this place is a nightmare. 0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:12.159 Because if the ground is hot enough for you to 0:25:12.200 --> 0:25:15.440 cook food, I ain't never seen nobody cook. I've seen 0:25:15.440 --> 0:25:18.520 the heat waves come off. I've never seen anybody try 0:25:18.520 --> 0:25:21.280 to cook food on the ground in Georgia and they 0:25:21.440 --> 0:25:23.120 and listen. I know they know it's hot wrong because 0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:25.200 the coper. Years ago, I was supposed to do Ozzie 0:25:25.280 --> 0:25:28.639 Fest and they canceled it because they said it was 0:25:28.680 --> 0:25:32.119 too hot and it was gonna be ninety two degrees outside. 0:25:32.160 --> 0:25:36.440 I called my mother, thank you, thank you. I called 0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:37.960 my mother because she asked me about it. She said, 0:25:38.040 --> 0:25:39.879 you're not doing the Ozzie Fast thing that you was 0:25:39.920 --> 0:25:42.240 gonna do. I said, Mama, they canceled it. She said why. 0:25:43.000 --> 0:25:44.840 I said, mama's a heat wave and she said how 0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:46.800 is it gonna be? I said ninety two degrees. My 0:25:46.840 --> 0:25:48.640 mama laughed for fifteen minutes. 0:25:49.720 --> 0:25:51.679 Mighty growl. One night, it was ninety eight in New 0:25:51.800 --> 0:25:52.560 Orleans at. 0:25:52.520 --> 0:25:54.520 Night at night, I've seen or it was in the 0:25:54.600 --> 0:26:01.840 nineties in Georgia at two am. 0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:05.280 Now I'm looking at some of these YouTube comments and 0:26:06.040 --> 0:26:08.720 I think that there needs to be a second podcast 0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:12.359 where we just allow people to give Josh a hug. 0:26:12.480 --> 0:26:15.720 Like it's not even an audible podcast. It's just video 0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:18.680 of you receiving hugs so that people know you gotta hug. 0:26:18.760 --> 0:26:18.960 Listen. 0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:20.440 I'm just telling you what the streets are saying. 0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:22.320 This is okay, what's this comment? 0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:25.840 Karen? Her name does thank you, Karin, thank you for 0:26:25.880 --> 0:26:29.320 another great episode. They'll say is a great comedian. I 0:26:29.359 --> 0:26:31.960 don't think joshuaever win a debate against will say josh 0:26:32.119 --> 0:26:33.960 is a gentleman. I like the tone of his voice 0:26:34.280 --> 0:26:37.000 and his smile. I vote for Summer Yo. 0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:39.159 People have been talking to josh like your voice is 0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:40.200 a panty dropper dog. 0:26:40.440 --> 0:26:41.840 But this is what happened. 0:26:41.880 --> 0:26:43.679 But this is what you're abusing the shit out of it. 0:26:44.000 --> 0:26:46.240 Hey, hey, hey, ain't nobody abusing nothing? 0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:46.800 All right? 0:26:46.880 --> 0:26:49.720 I make valid and salient points. 0:26:49.960 --> 0:26:52.720 It is not my fault that pretty voice over here, 0:26:52.800 --> 0:26:55.120 Luther Vandroffs can't keep the fuck up. 0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:59.440 This is the I will say in this scenario, to 0:26:59.720 --> 0:27:03.760 to convey that you're not abused of the ship. I 0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:06.919 someone you might want to just have the tone even so. 0:27:07.000 --> 0:27:09.719 That way it's it's more believable. I know I'm not 0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:13.520 being abused, but now I sound abused. A behalf of 0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:15.480 the tone you took just now where you were like 0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:17.000 a It's like it. 0:27:16.880 --> 0:27:17.640 Wasn't an aia. 0:27:18.000 --> 0:27:20.320 You know you could just be like, no one's abusing, 0:27:20.359 --> 0:27:23.840 are you me? I'm maybe maybe a little bit. Just 0:27:23.880 --> 0:27:25.880 try to help, just try to throw it out there. 0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:29.879 So wait, so since people, oh god, not even a 0:27:29.920 --> 0:27:32.520 microphone thought you was lying, y'all, let's go to the 0:27:32.560 --> 0:27:36.240 next comment because apparently I am abusive. You know what, 0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:40.399 This is racist, This is racist, this is sexist. I 0:27:40.440 --> 0:27:43.320 will not be as a black I am. I have 0:27:43.480 --> 0:27:47.560 won multiple NAACP awards. I have been very black. Okay, 0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:54.720 I am a cpu a na I never even heard 0:27:54.760 --> 0:27:58.080 of it, Uncle Rick, I've never even heard of it. 0:27:58.840 --> 0:28:01.000 Black people always be going to gatlin Burg. That's what 0:28:01.040 --> 0:28:02.600 they do down South. We go hang out at white 0:28:02.600 --> 0:28:04.320 stuff and pretend to be white for three days. If 0:28:04.320 --> 0:28:06.040 you come back home to racism. 0:28:05.720 --> 0:28:08.960 No you Alabama negroes go up to Gatlinburg. We have 0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:12.240 an actual black city. I grew up in Atlanta. We 0:28:12.320 --> 0:28:13.639 just do shit in the city. 0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:15.600 We have pajama jams in the. 0:28:15.560 --> 0:28:16.960 City, Vanilla versus chock. 0:28:17.080 --> 0:28:17.880 Yeah, that's what I thought. 0:28:19.520 --> 0:28:20.560 It's the next debate. 0:28:23.119 --> 0:28:25.159 I don't know a man, I've been a Dollywood. It's 0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:28.320 all right, that's right around the corner from the shit. 0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:30.320 I do know what I'm talking about we only. 0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:31.680 Went to Dollywood because I got him for free because 0:28:31.680 --> 0:28:32.760 I worked the Star Mountain Park. 0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:37.800 Vanilla versus Chocolate was the next debate that you two 0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:39.040 had this season. 0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:43.320 Vanilla knows who Vanilla is, and Vanilla's like, listen, I'm 0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:48.240 flavoring things. Okay, Chocolate is heavy. Okay, it's gonna sit 0:28:48.280 --> 0:28:51.360 on the tongue for Vanilla. On the other hand, Hey baby, 0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:53.720 I'm a bean and you put me in shit. Okay, 0:28:53.920 --> 0:28:58.120 they're fish, I'm doing cakes, I'm doing creams. There's way 0:28:58.200 --> 0:29:00.920 less processing when you're dealing with Vanilla. Chocolate came in 0:29:00.960 --> 0:29:03.959 to be heavy. Chocolate came in to step on your 0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:06.240 feet and be like, hey, what's going on? 0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:07.320 What's doing? 0:29:07.600 --> 0:29:10.440 Ain't nobody sitting up getting caught with Vanilla all on 0:29:10.480 --> 0:29:13.400 their face. It's not happening. Vanilla has better pressed because 0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:18.600 Vanilla's a more refined situation. Vanilla's like, out here in 0:29:18.640 --> 0:29:22.240 your whole Halloween, that's what Vanilla's doing. Vanilla is a 0:29:22.240 --> 0:29:28.240 classy bitch, all right. Villa like, hey, yeah, Vanilla can't 0:29:28.280 --> 0:29:29.600 be in everything. 0:29:29.920 --> 0:29:31.560 Okay, you got triple. 0:29:31.320 --> 0:29:34.320 Chocolate cakes, you got chocolate on chocolate on chate on chocolate, 0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:38.040 vanilla comes in boom, that's the flavor. There's vanilla and 0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:40.840 then there's a little vanilla bean. Chocolate, on the other hand, 0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:43.600 is letting you know it is stepped on like a motherfucker. 0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:49.320 Chocolate, for sure, is trying to be a start. Chocolate 0:29:49.400 --> 0:29:52.240 is like what macaroni and cheese is turned into? 0:29:52.840 --> 0:29:57.120 MM entre No your side? 0:29:57.840 --> 0:29:58.880 What if I got lobster? 0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:02.480 What if I got what if I got bread crum? 0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:06.200 You're a side. 0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:11.520 Let's be clear about something. Chocolate is holding all this 0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:19.520 ship together. Okay, I'm tired of the disrespect. Actually I 0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:21.800 told Roy up top what was gonna happen. I told 0:30:21.840 --> 0:30:24.560 him how the season went. All right, you got ahead 0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:27.000 of me. I'm not gonna lie. You got ahead of 0:30:27.040 --> 0:30:30.040 me a few times across the season, but then I 0:30:30.080 --> 0:30:33.160 caught up. You know, I feel like we landed pretty evenly. 0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:37.000 Doctor Braxy chimed in on this debate. 0:30:37.040 --> 0:30:37.760 You MD. 0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:41.440 Maybe could be one of them fake. 0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:45.720 Doctors, like, hey man, you can get a doctorate in 0:30:46.160 --> 0:30:49.200 math history. 0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:51.560 The way they typed is coming. They clearly have a 0:30:51.600 --> 0:30:55.120 doctorate in chocolate, he said. Deilsey said, stop the video 0:30:55.120 --> 0:30:57.960 and answer who I think will pick what I'm going 0:30:58.000 --> 0:31:06.040 to say, Josh will go for chocolate because reasons. 0:31:03.840 --> 0:31:06.120 Not a doctor, Because if they had a doctor, they'd 0:31:06.120 --> 0:31:07.360 have made a dissertation. 0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:11.280 For vanilla because it can be mixed with everything, whereas 0:31:11.360 --> 0:31:14.440 there are some ad ins that don't blend well with chocolate. 0:31:14.560 --> 0:31:16.360 So doctor Braxy got it right. 0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:20.400 Wow in psychology, uh, doctor of the future. 0:31:21.560 --> 0:31:25.280 For Reed, Freed chimed in, this is the first time 0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:28.240 watching the podcast on YouTube. I normally listen to the podcast. 0:31:29.120 --> 0:31:32.960 Is it just me who thought Josh was white? I 0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:35.959 pictured him to be a white guy with glasses for 0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:38.040 some reason? What the fuck does this have to do 0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:41.479 with vanilla or chocolate? For Reed, why are you in 0:31:41.520 --> 0:31:42.800 the comments? Oh? 0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:44.960 But why did we pick this comment to talk about? 0:31:45.000 --> 0:31:47.160 But maybe for Reid thought there was a vanilla versus 0:31:47.240 --> 0:31:50.880 chocolate on Josh's race. Maybe that's what he thought it was. 0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:52.920 We were just trying to do a night way to 0:31:53.000 --> 0:31:54.080 do white versus black. 0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:57.840 Listen to the podcast. For Reid, mofucker has a picture 0:31:57.840 --> 0:32:01.680 of Josh. Adn't God, damn, I can't even podcast up. Wow. 0:32:04.120 --> 0:32:06.280 Watching these two is like watching a pair of siblings 0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:09.840 arguing over the wildest things. That's literally what created this podcast, 0:32:09.840 --> 0:32:14.280 You're too yelling in the hallway in Josh's office, which 0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:16.080 we could hear listen. 0:32:16.120 --> 0:32:18.040 I knew we were having a good conversation when everybody 0:32:18.080 --> 0:32:19.480 and the writers would close their doors. 0:32:21.400 --> 0:32:25.160 Yes, because they were trying to make a fucking TV show. No, 0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:27.360 I was arguing about spaghetti versus. 0:32:27.560 --> 0:32:29.440 We would only do it was after rewrite. 0:32:29.520 --> 0:32:30.280 It was after rewright. 0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:33.000 Oh yeah, was getting it on at like eleven o'clock 0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:33.440 in the morning. 0:32:33.680 --> 0:32:34.320 We was working. 0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:36.520 No, No, we really do do our jobs. 0:32:36.640 --> 0:32:40.040 Yeah, and then and then so when there's that space 0:32:40.080 --> 0:32:43.000 between okay, rewrites over, we gotta tape the show that 0:32:43.280 --> 0:32:46.160 one whatever our period, Yeah, that's. 0:32:45.960 --> 0:32:46.720 When we'd be talking. 0:32:46.720 --> 0:32:48.680 So they were just closing their doors and be disrespectful 0:32:48.880 --> 0:32:50.840 because if they wanted, if they wanted to be, you know, 0:32:50.880 --> 0:32:52.760 not anti black, they would have joined it in a 0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:53.880 conversation and learn something. 0:32:54.080 --> 0:32:56.360 Leave your door open, learn something about your colleagues. 0:32:56.520 --> 0:32:59.480 My favorite day was so I used to have an 0:32:59.480 --> 0:33:05.000 office with Randall, Devin, and I and there was one 0:33:05.080 --> 0:33:08.000 day where, over the course of an hour and a half, 0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:11.800 every time Devin left and came back, there was another 0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:14.120 black person in the. 0:33:14.120 --> 0:33:16.480 Office, to the point where there really was too many 0:33:16.520 --> 0:33:16.720 of us. 0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:17.640 There was nowhere to sit. 0:33:17.720 --> 0:33:20.440 At a certain point, I'm pretty sure Jabouki was sitting 0:33:20.440 --> 0:33:21.640 on a bookcase shelf. 0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:25.480 He was sitting on those rolling u Yeah. Remember we 0:33:25.520 --> 0:33:25.800 had like. 0:33:25.760 --> 0:33:27.840 The rolling cabinet, put a little. 0:33:27.600 --> 0:33:29.840 Seat on top, and then somebody was just and then 0:33:29.880 --> 0:33:32.440 I think at one point like he was sitting on that. 0:33:32.480 --> 0:33:34.760 I think Randa was just sitting on his desk. Yeah, 0:33:34.880 --> 0:33:37.080 it was just he was like everything. It almost felt like. 0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:40.480 Imagine everybody was in there, everybody, Ashton. 0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:43.920 Everybody, Sierra Hunter, Lewis. I have to say, you do 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:46.160 warm my heart with the program that you give us. 0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:48.960 I suffer a lot of physical pain and when I 0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:52.840 say dul Say's laugh brings me joy. I just love 0:33:52.960 --> 0:33:57.560 seeing someone love life like me. Many blessings to you both. 0:33:57.600 --> 0:33:59.320 That was a nice shout out. 0:33:59.200 --> 0:34:00.760 To Sierra Hu to Lewis. 0:34:00.880 --> 0:34:03.800 It's crazy that we got this comment and then before 0:34:03.880 --> 0:34:09.319 that coming at Josh's whole ancestry. 0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:12.120 I don't see what you have to do with each other. 0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:15.800 That's what I'm saying. That's how wild people be commenting. 0:34:16.000 --> 0:34:18.480 Yeah, but that's the thing about YouTube, is that YouTube 0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:20.360 is that you have one person that's reflecting on the 0:34:20.440 --> 0:34:23.040 topic and going, I am a doctor of vanilla and 0:34:23.160 --> 0:34:26.879 chocolate medicine. And then the next comment is just, hey, 0:34:27.080 --> 0:34:29.320 I'm in pain over here. I'm hurting. I just love that, 0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:32.239 y'all laughing yes, And then the next comment will just 0:34:32.280 --> 0:34:41.120 be like negroes Sarah phoebe right. I feel like I'm 0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:44.200 going to be wrong. But Josh likes pancakes over waffles. 0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:46.960 He's definitely a vanilla person, which. 0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:48.560 Means that this person actually stopped. 0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:50.640 Yeah, that means they really did. 0:34:50.840 --> 0:34:53.360 They really did stop and guessed. 0:34:54.719 --> 0:34:57.040 But that's why I want But that's why I did it, 0:34:57.120 --> 0:35:00.960 because it's like, I think that it if there's a debate. 0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:04.000 I think if you pick a side early, and I 0:35:04.040 --> 0:35:07.040 think it makes people more engaged because then it's like, oh, 0:35:07.160 --> 0:35:10.080 well I picked chocolate. One, let's see which one of 0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:13.319 them picks my side, and then two, let's see how 0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:14.080 they defend it. 0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:17.680 Speaking of waffles, let's look back on another conversation the 0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:21.040 two of you had about diners versus waffle houses. Now, 0:35:22.120 --> 0:35:24.080 do you already know where I stand on a diner 0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:27.040 versus a waffle house? I don't rock with no diner. 0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:29.440 But here's what the two of you had to say. 0:35:30.080 --> 0:35:32.520 Let me kick it to you. Why I think the 0:35:32.560 --> 0:35:35.279 diners are just far superior. 0:35:34.920 --> 0:35:37.600 Because bougie go ahead, because I'm boogie. 0:35:37.640 --> 0:35:39.600 Okay, Look, all I'm saying is. 0:35:41.440 --> 0:35:44.080 When someone tells me that they're about to give me steak, 0:35:45.000 --> 0:35:47.440 I just wanted to be steak. You know, when I 0:35:47.480 --> 0:35:50.040 get steak at a diner, I know that that's steak. 0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:52.960 Why I get steak at a waffle house that's burger. 0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:54.560 That's just burger. 0:35:55.000 --> 0:36:00.239 No waffle house one has steaks too. Why are you 0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:04.560 ordering a steak at a diner or a waffle house 0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:08.240 in the first place. You have set yourself up for failure. 0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:11.280 This is why this is my issue with That's on you. 0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:14.960 You wanted a high quality steak from somewhere whose menu 0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:18.920 is thick like an encyclopedia. You mean to tell me 0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:27.360 that you have a turkey dinner, a lobster florentine or whatever, 0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:30.600 but also disco fries. What the fuck is happening in here? 0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:33.080 I'll tell you right now. What you think is the beast, 0:36:33.160 --> 0:36:35.319 I think is the beauty. All right, So when I 0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:37.320 see that chapter book laid out in front of me, 0:36:37.400 --> 0:36:38.640 I'm like, wow, I. 0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:40.399 Really have options in life. I could. 0:36:40.440 --> 0:36:43.000 I could try something and get something that I already 0:36:43.160 --> 0:36:46.759 like as a backup. So am I gonna get, you know, 0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:52.359 a pasta with a burger? Maybe I'm crazy like that. 0:36:52.560 --> 0:36:58.000 I can get wild like that because I could get 0:36:58.040 --> 0:37:00.319 wild like that because I'm a diner right now. I'm 0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:02.000 not limited to the to the. 0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:04.680 You're gonna get a grilled cheese cheese. 0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:07.200 You're gonna get a grill cheese and a chicken alfredo, 0:37:07.320 --> 0:37:08.200 you fucking child. 0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:13.279 I'm gonna get a grilled cheese. I'm gonna get spaghetti. 0:37:13.840 --> 0:37:22.520 I'm gonna go ahead and no grilled cheese. I'll get spaghetti. 0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:24.520 And you know what, you know what, just the top 0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:26.440 it all, just because I care. Because this is what 0:37:26.600 --> 0:37:29.200 options in life do for you. You know, because when 0:37:29.239 --> 0:37:32.040 you go to a diner, you're your own little Elon Musk, 0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:34.320 your own little Jeff Bezos. They're going to space. 0:37:34.600 --> 0:37:40.319 I'm out here having orange juice, chocolate milk. 0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:42.520 With a mon of crystal sandwich. 0:37:42.920 --> 0:37:45.360 About a crystal. 0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:49.400 Sandwich over for your stomach. Over. 0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:51.960 This is how you train your stomach. 0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:56.319 I gotta yeah, I gotta say it, swell house all day. 0:37:56.400 --> 0:37:59.279 For a lot of reasons, all day, every day. Get 0:37:59.360 --> 0:38:00.400 your life together. 0:38:00.760 --> 0:38:04.240 Rebecca Wilhelm quote, I feel like do Say and Josh 0:38:04.280 --> 0:38:06.560 need to take a road trip together in order for 0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:10.520 each other at waffle House and diners love this guy. 0:38:10.719 --> 0:38:14.239 That that's wild. That that's yeah, you. 0:38:14.239 --> 0:38:16.319 Two on the road would be good. It's like some 0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:20.279 like I don't like the word, I don't like the 0:38:20.320 --> 0:38:23.120 Boordain comparison, but I think it's some Stanley Tucci find 0:38:23.160 --> 0:38:28.600 in Italy. But y'all just like still get it. Okay, 0:38:28.640 --> 0:38:30.319 Now that was a left turn. I didn't know that 0:38:30.440 --> 0:38:33.200 we needed to take full Fitch coming. 0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:37.120 You need to know, y'all try to. 0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:40.120 Stanley Tucci if you're listen in the Daily Show. Offices 0:38:40.120 --> 0:38:47.080 are located at the corner. Lindsey says quote, I'm a 0:38:47.080 --> 0:38:49.879 Louisiana girl, Team waffle House. Love you, Josh, but I'm 0:38:49.880 --> 0:38:52.160 with d waffle House for the wind. I like to 0:38:52.200 --> 0:38:56.160 watch my food being fixed. The hurricane shut down the 0:38:56.200 --> 0:38:59.320 whole city down for weeks. Waffle House was still open 0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:03.680 and were able to eat and charge our gadgets all 0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:06.360 star breakfast scrambled eggs, bacon grits with cheese, toast, and 0:39:06.360 --> 0:39:07.800 a pecan waffle. 0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:08.600 Let me tell you something. 0:39:09.440 --> 0:39:13.800 We've talked about the waffle house index, and the fact 0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:19.239 that the government uses a waffle house to figure out 0:39:19.280 --> 0:39:22.319 how dangerous and what's going on in a city when 0:39:22.320 --> 0:39:26.000 a hurricane, when the Lord himself has spun through your 0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:30.279 city and made everything so fucking way, How dare you? 0:39:30.600 --> 0:39:31.319 How dare you? 0:39:31.520 --> 0:39:31.840 You know it? 0:39:31.960 --> 0:39:32.320 Josh? 0:39:32.400 --> 0:39:33.960 This lets me know that you don't. 0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:37.520 You don't. You don't support convicted felons. That's what that means, 0:39:37.560 --> 0:39:42.120 because nobody supports someone. No one keeps recidivism down better 0:39:42.120 --> 0:39:42.920 than a waffle. 0:39:42.960 --> 0:39:45.000 Here's the here's the thing with diners that I think 0:39:45.480 --> 0:39:48.359 your face that I can't appreciate that that I think 0:39:48.480 --> 0:39:52.880 Josh is also gravitating towards It's a more communal experience. 0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:57.480 And this is having worked at a Shawnees work I lovees. 0:39:57.480 --> 0:40:00.120 Ain't none but a diner. Low key. It's just so, 0:40:00.160 --> 0:40:02.520 I'm just saying. It was marketed as a family restaurant, 0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:06.880 but it's straight up Denny's vibes. It's straight up the 0:40:06.960 --> 0:40:11.480 dinerob yet marketing they market themselves as a diner. It's 0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:15.400 high end. Yeah, it's a high end diner. Danny's is 0:40:15.440 --> 0:40:17.560 a donner the seats is uncomfortable, so it makes you 0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:18.520 think it's not a diner. 0:40:18.600 --> 0:40:21.320 But because I've been all these diners here and I 0:40:21.360 --> 0:40:23.359 can tell you I'm very unimpressed. 0:40:23.880 --> 0:40:27.440 The songwriting cat. Why is there so much attacking Josh 0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:30.120 in this in these comments? When YouTube? I feel like 0:40:30.200 --> 0:40:33.360 Josh lost when he was describing his diner order and 0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:36.200 I remembered how many times he's admitted to having food 0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:36.640 poison it. 0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:38.960 People really listen to this podcast. 0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:44.640 Yeah, yeah, I mean the it was on my other podcast, 0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:48.359 so yeah, I think that's a crossover. Yeah, yeah, it's 0:40:48.360 --> 0:40:52.160 a fan. Yeah, it's it's been quite a few it's 0:40:52.160 --> 0:40:54.480 been It's been a lot, you know, because I'll get 0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:55.160 it venturous. 0:40:56.480 --> 0:40:58.800 Listen. I saw you fight a piece of fish in Miami. 0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:02.680 So I just think diners, it just it all is 0:41:02.719 --> 0:41:05.680 what it is. You're not going for any real experience. 0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:08.439 All I'm saying is that I know diner food can't 0:41:08.440 --> 0:41:11.040 be fresh because there's too much stuff on the menu. 0:41:12.280 --> 0:41:13.000 It's too many options. 0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:15.600 It's too many options. Like I said, you cannot have 0:41:16.360 --> 0:41:22.120 a full turkey, so stuffing, cranberry, sauce, gravy, all the 0:41:22.440 --> 0:41:23.960 so you have a turkey dinner in fixings. 0:41:24.840 --> 0:41:25.480 It's July. 0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:29.480 Yeah, you just got dressing in the cut like that, 0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:32.200 because I know y'all ain't make this dressing fresh today. 0:41:32.480 --> 0:41:36.280 I mean, maybe y'all need to open your mind. Okay, 0:41:36.400 --> 0:41:39.760 maybe y'all need to hope for something bigger. 0:41:40.160 --> 0:41:42.520 Listen, all right, and you eat that, you eat some 0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:44.600 dressing in July, it's gonna open your ass. 0:41:45.160 --> 0:41:48.280 Look, your stomach is closed your business on a regular basis, 0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:50.680 so I can't even. 0:41:52.239 --> 0:41:54.759 I eat at waffle house, says hey Jack. When I 0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:57.120 like to have my food, I like it with a 0:41:57.200 --> 0:41:58.120 side of danger. 0:41:58.400 --> 0:42:00.759 Now, listen, Have I been to a waffle house and 0:42:00.840 --> 0:42:01.439 seen a fight? 0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:02.320 Yes? 0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:05.919 Have I also seen a fight in a bar? Yes? 0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:08.160 Have I also seen a fight in a Bennegan's. 0:42:08.480 --> 0:42:11.759 Absolutely yeah. I think house gets a bad rap on them. 0:42:11.800 --> 0:42:15.200 They act like they're the only restaurant that has wait, wait, wait, 0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:16.200 a bad rap. 0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:16.439 Though. 0:42:16.560 --> 0:42:18.799 Have you ever been to a sports lounge? I've been 0:42:19.120 --> 0:42:25.279 burger king fight, burger King fight. Finny results as waffle house. 0:42:25.600 --> 0:42:27.239 So it goes to me. 0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:31.000 It goes from searching the internet as someone who loves fights. 0:42:31.480 --> 0:42:32.240 I love fights. 0:42:32.480 --> 0:42:36.960 Watch the fights every weekend, Watch the fights in the 0:42:36.960 --> 0:42:39.000 middle of the week, and I'll watch the waffle House fights, 0:42:39.000 --> 0:42:43.319 burg King fights. It goes uh McDonald's because they have 0:42:43.320 --> 0:42:47.839 the most locations. Burger King because they have some of 0:42:47.880 --> 0:42:51.799 the angers employees, and also the customers at Burger King 0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:56.080 really are a little bit trained. Like like when when 0:42:56.080 --> 0:42:59.000 the fight kicks off at Burger King, there's leg kicks thrown, 0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:01.440 there's like a tempts at chokes and stuff. 0:43:01.960 --> 0:43:05.520 Waffle House like a judge, let's go to the car 0:43:06.080 --> 0:43:06.960 waffle House. 0:43:07.640 --> 0:43:12.520 Waffle House feels like it has more of a of 0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:16.480 a street fighter vibe. Yeah, because you'll see little Haduken's thrown. 0:43:17.239 --> 0:43:20.279 You'll you'll see like jumps, You'll see moves that don't 0:43:20.320 --> 0:43:20.879 make any sense. 0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:22.080 The waitress who caught the chair. 0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:25.319 That the waitress, let me tell you something. Yeah, that 0:43:25.440 --> 0:43:27.360 girl had been through some ship. Yeah. 0:43:27.440 --> 0:43:29.560 The way that girl, the way that white girl caught 0:43:29.560 --> 0:43:30.160 that chair, I. 0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:32.280 Was like, is she at the house. 0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:34.680 Somebody flung the chair the white house waitress from at 0:43:34.760 --> 0:43:38.040 least ten feet away and she caught it by the leg, caught. 0:43:37.840 --> 0:43:44.120 It by the leg mid air, and then threw it back. 0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:45.520 The way throws. 0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:47.600 Let me tell you something. 0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:51.400 Somebody hired that girl, her skills are wasted. 0:43:51.960 --> 0:43:54.520 Here's when I need some explaining because I didn't listen 0:43:54.560 --> 0:43:59.200 to this episode. Uh ne Oren wrote, Josh, you nasty 0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:03.680 for that one. I'm not dipping my spanacopa, spana copea 0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:05.319 and anything except them to zeke. 0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:10.200 So spanic copela is a Greek dish, so basically, think 0:44:10.239 --> 0:44:14.560 of it's a it's a pastry, so think of like, uh, 0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:17.680 it's layered, so it's like like filo dough, yeah, so 0:44:17.719 --> 0:44:20.520 feli dough and then it's uh spinach and cream cheese. 0:44:20.640 --> 0:44:23.000 No spinach and feta cheese, and it's in layered and 0:44:23.000 --> 0:44:26.880 then it's all encased and like a uh it's all 0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:28.839 it's like a triangle shape sometimes or it is more 0:44:28.880 --> 0:44:30.600 like a pie. Yeah, so it's like put you in 0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:31.640 the mind on like a lasagna. 0:44:31.880 --> 0:44:34.200 Pie is like a lasagna. The little triangles are like 0:44:34.280 --> 0:44:35.239 little impanadas. 0:44:35.520 --> 0:44:38.200 Yeah, Okay, it's like a trianglepinada with like spinach and 0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:42.000 feta cheese inside and this layered up. Okay, there's a 0:44:42.080 --> 0:44:45.120 thousand things on your menu, so it's like, oh, there's spana, 0:44:45.160 --> 0:44:47.160 copeta and chili. 0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:48.719 What the hell is going on in here? 0:44:49.320 --> 0:44:55.279 So Jack of All Trade but yeah, I cannot wait. 0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:56.480 I cannot wait. 0:44:57.719 --> 0:45:02.000 So people hear you say dip the span of copaa 0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:03.600 in the chili. 0:45:03.719 --> 0:45:06.560 You are a wild man. I love you, but that 0:45:06.760 --> 0:45:10.160 was a phrase. That was a wild phrase, dip the 0:45:10.200 --> 0:45:12.480 span of copa and the chili. Oh, the Lord can't 0:45:12.480 --> 0:45:13.520 bless you living like that. 0:45:14.880 --> 0:45:17.680 I know people are gonna lose their mind. 0:45:18.080 --> 0:45:20.280 The only thing you're supposed to dip in chili is 0:45:20.280 --> 0:45:24.600 is grilled cheese or crackers. Yeah, that's pretty much it. 0:45:24.760 --> 0:45:29.200 You can dip grilled cheese into the chili. Yes, I'm 0:45:29.239 --> 0:45:30.000 just never done it. 0:45:30.040 --> 0:45:30.400 I don't know. 0:45:30.480 --> 0:45:31.799 I was always crackers for me. 0:45:32.160 --> 0:45:35.399 Yeah, I mean either or. But that's I mean, dipp 0:45:35.440 --> 0:45:37.279 the grilled cheese and the tomato soup. I know people do. 0:45:37.440 --> 0:45:42.640 Yeah, yeah, I've done that bespanac. Yeah. Also oyster crackers. 0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:46.000 Are they on oysters or is it because they're. 0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:49.640 I think they're built like oyster. Yeah, it's like a. 0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:51.600 It's like puffed out in the middle. 0:45:51.680 --> 0:45:53.520 Here's a here's a Here's one thing I will say 0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:56.680 in defense of a diner though, like I do appreciate 0:45:56.719 --> 0:46:01.839 the fact that you can have more multiple options if 0:46:01.880 --> 0:46:04.680 you don't know what you want. So like when you're drunk. 0:46:05.480 --> 0:46:09.040 We went one night myself. I can say this publicly. 0:46:09.080 --> 0:46:11.160 We've talked about it in the past, myself and a 0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.680 bunch of the Impractical Jokers. This is a pre daily 0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:16.680 show and for whatever reason, I was always end up 0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:18.839 at a comedy festival and would hang with them. 0:46:19.120 --> 0:46:19.719 I love Sal. 0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:25.239 So it's me Sal Jogatto and Murph Q is the 0:46:25.280 --> 0:46:28.879 responsible one of the four because he's a firefighter. 0:46:28.320 --> 0:46:30.600 A squareheaded one with the going Yeah. 0:46:30.640 --> 0:46:34.480 He's very much well, let's do what's right. We were 0:46:34.600 --> 0:46:37.239 drunk at a Denny's in Phoenix, and when I tell you, 0:46:37.280 --> 0:46:41.040 we ordered everything. We had breakfast, we had a steak, 0:46:41.360 --> 0:46:44.000 we had a salad, we had a Moon's over Miami, 0:46:44.360 --> 0:46:48.200 Wounds over my Hammi, at at least fifteen different things, 0:46:48.200 --> 0:46:49.960 and we just sampled from all of them. And you 0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:53.799 can't do that at a waffle house. You can't. Like, 0:46:54.280 --> 0:46:56.520 waffle house is very much a lockey in on one 0:46:56.520 --> 0:47:00.720 thing type of thing. So when you're drunk, your palette 0:47:00.760 --> 0:47:03.160 expands and you kind of want chocolate cake, but you 0:47:03.280 --> 0:47:06.000 kind of want some Spana copad, but you kind of 0:47:06.040 --> 0:47:06.960 want some chili. 0:47:07.120 --> 0:47:08.640 You kind of want some adventure. 0:47:08.760 --> 0:47:10.239 Yeah, you go fuck it. What would it taste like 0:47:10.280 --> 0:47:11.520 if I dip this shit to chili. 0:47:13.040 --> 0:47:15.120 Off House has chili, but White House. 0:47:14.960 --> 0:47:17.560 Don't have spanic copa. Wafe House ain't got turkey and dressing. 0:47:17.600 --> 0:47:19.360 What do you want? Chocolate cake and turkey and dressing? 0:47:19.680 --> 0:47:24.640 You want to throw up because you're drunk, Maybe fucking irresponsible. 0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:25.960 Maybe you just like options. 0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:29.040 Maybe you just like gas your bypass because you're going 0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:31.759 to bypass all your gastric all brow the fuck up. 0:47:31.880 --> 0:47:34.799 Last point I'll say about it, since everybody jumping on 0:47:34.880 --> 0:47:37.600 me like I'm crazy for liking diners a little bit 0:47:37.640 --> 0:47:41.839 more than I like waffle house, is that diners are 0:47:41.920 --> 0:47:46.439 the right type of concession for everybody that you're hanging 0:47:46.480 --> 0:47:49.239 out with, because then when you show up, somebody can 0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:51.360 get the breakfast food they want, somebody can get the 0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:52.359 spaghetti that they want. 0:47:52.440 --> 0:47:54.720 You like the all lives matter of restaurants. 0:47:54.920 --> 0:47:56.440 Why would you do that? 0:48:03.320 --> 0:48:05.960 You know? What's interesting about about you, too, is that 0:48:06.360 --> 0:48:10.239 you will force people to think about things they've never 0:48:10.360 --> 0:48:14.239 thought about at a depth that they've never had to 0:48:14.280 --> 0:48:18.759 analyze it, and then actually have an opinion. Chicken soup 0:48:18.840 --> 0:48:23.280 versus tomato soup, of which I am team chicken soup 0:48:23.560 --> 0:48:26.920 because there are enough varieties of chicken. There's ways to 0:48:27.040 --> 0:48:31.880 augment and freestyle chicken soup. You can add noodles, you 0:48:31.880 --> 0:48:35.280 can add extra meat, you can change the viscosity tomato 0:48:35.320 --> 0:48:38.759 state tomato. Let's just see what you do have to say. 0:48:38.760 --> 0:48:41.480 If if we're really bringing chicken noodle soup up against 0:48:41.520 --> 0:48:42.560 tomato soup. 0:48:42.520 --> 0:48:43.800 That counts everything. 0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:50.040 I manas wait wait wait. 0:48:49.880 --> 0:48:56.600 Wait wait wait, you're saying any liquidato. 0:48:54.680 --> 0:48:55.800 Is tomato soup. 0:48:55.880 --> 0:49:00.200 All right, like sasa, you're counting salsa. 0:49:00.200 --> 0:49:01.279 As tomato soup. 0:49:01.360 --> 0:49:02.000 Let's do it. 0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:06.960 Okay, So any tomato based anything. 0:49:07.160 --> 0:49:14.280 Tomato soup, ketchup, tomato soup, cocktail sauce, tomato soupt, tomato soup, 0:49:16.000 --> 0:49:22.800 the spot choat tomato soup. Pray go ragu tomato soup, 0:49:23.360 --> 0:49:27.479 marinaira sauce is tomato soup, tomato soup. So you're saying 0:49:27.480 --> 0:49:32.080 tomato paste is tomato soup. So if someone opens a 0:49:32.160 --> 0:49:36.040 can of ragou, yeah, pasta. 0:49:35.719 --> 0:49:39.759 Sauce, okay, throws it in a bowl, yeah, heats it up. 0:49:40.560 --> 0:49:43.640 HM tomato soup, tomato soup, soap. 0:49:45.239 --> 0:49:49.680 I am saying because I feel like I feel like 0:49:50.080 --> 0:49:53.880 in the last episode with the diners versus the waffle 0:49:53.960 --> 0:49:56.160 house what ended up happening because I gotta eat the 0:49:56.200 --> 0:50:01.240 live by the way, Yeah, which is why now, hey, 0:50:01.480 --> 0:50:05.000 everything is tomato soup. We're going all tomato soup. Okay, 0:50:05.080 --> 0:50:06.840 I will not lose again. 0:50:09.280 --> 0:50:12.959 And you flew too close to the sun icorous your 0:50:12.960 --> 0:50:16.960 wings melts it, you understand them. Feathers fell from the 0:50:17.000 --> 0:50:19.280 sky like a goose that got hit by a plane. 0:50:19.440 --> 0:50:21.160 I think that's that's the thing that But that's a 0:50:21.200 --> 0:50:24.320 fair point that Josh brings up tomato soup and a 0:50:24.440 --> 0:50:27.640 base in the viscosity or whatever. Right, but once you 0:50:27.760 --> 0:50:30.840 add onions and carrot. 0:50:31.120 --> 0:50:33.879 Have you tried to make tomato souper home. I've tried 0:50:33.920 --> 0:50:34.439 to make it. 0:50:34.600 --> 0:50:35.760 You can't get it smooth. 0:50:36.360 --> 0:50:39.560 I don't know what they doing over at Campbell's, but 0:50:40.520 --> 0:50:42.360 it's always blending. 0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:45.960 But no, I got an emerging blender. I have disposable income. 0:50:46.320 --> 0:50:48.920 I was like, I'm gonna figure this out, and I 0:50:48.960 --> 0:50:51.240 think you have to strain it. But then you lose 0:50:51.360 --> 0:50:53.840 so much. I was like, oh, there was. 0:50:53.840 --> 0:50:54.520 The vegetable there. 0:50:54.600 --> 0:50:56.480 Yeah, yeah, but you can throw something back in. 0:50:56.640 --> 0:50:59.440 But that's interesting though, that everything that you use to 0:50:59.520 --> 0:51:03.680 augment chicken chicken soup. If you put that in tomato soup, 0:51:03.880 --> 0:51:08.200 now it's a sauce that must be served with something else. 0:51:08.719 --> 0:51:13.879 Oh so put onions and chicken soup. It tastes better. 0:51:14.120 --> 0:51:16.200 If you put onions in tomato soup. It's sauce. 0:51:16.239 --> 0:51:19.680 I'm saying that chicken noodle soup chicken soup has an 0:51:19.719 --> 0:51:22.040 advantage because no matter what you put in it, it's 0:51:22.040 --> 0:51:26.040 still seen societally. It's still perceived as soup. If you 0:51:26.200 --> 0:51:29.799 augment tomato soup with anything else, it's seen as a 0:51:29.880 --> 0:51:32.200 sauce that must be served on top of oil. 0:51:32.320 --> 0:51:34.319 I think it's just a texture, because if you got 0:51:34.320 --> 0:51:37.960 a pasta that had a sauce is loose as tomato soup, 0:51:38.640 --> 0:51:40.640 you'd be like, oh, I've been conned, and I'm obviously 0:51:40.680 --> 0:51:41.320 at a diner. 0:51:41.480 --> 0:51:42.880 Or you're in a public school, okay. 0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:45.120 Or you're in a public school okay. 0:51:45.239 --> 0:51:48.640 So I feel like was actually happening is that Roy 0:51:48.719 --> 0:51:51.360 is the first person to truly see what I was saying. 0:51:51.400 --> 0:51:54.240 When I was saying it, all right, everyone was acting 0:51:54.320 --> 0:51:55.320 like I was crazy. 0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:58.279 No all right, no, no no, But Roy didn't say 0:51:58.960 --> 0:52:03.200 catch up was tomato soup. He just said if you 0:52:03.360 --> 0:52:07.080 add real like vegetables, because like there's a rustic there's 0:52:07.120 --> 0:52:10.640 more rustic types of tomato soup now where if you 0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:13.160 keep messing with it, it's gonna be marin aero sauce. 0:52:13.320 --> 0:52:15.239 I was right, it's a little thicker and lumpier, but 0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:17.799 it's still just tomatoes. I was here. 0:52:18.040 --> 0:52:20.680 I also heard what Roy said. What Roy said, because 0:52:20.760 --> 0:52:24.120 that's the thing. If you take chicken soup, if you 0:52:24.160 --> 0:52:26.400 took chicken soup and putting noodles in it, it is 0:52:26.520 --> 0:52:29.640 chicken noodle soup. It stays soup. If you put noodles 0:52:29.760 --> 0:52:34.640 in tomato soup, it's pasta. Which somehow the pasta takes precedent. 0:52:36.360 --> 0:52:43.440 Yeah, now exactly, the soup is diminished because. 0:52:41.400 --> 0:52:43.000 Because when I said. 0:52:42.800 --> 0:52:45.040 That, that's why you say tomato soup is better, because 0:52:45.080 --> 0:52:46.719 it can't be. Could you put one thing in it 0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:47.719 and it becomes something else? 0:52:47.880 --> 0:52:52.320 No, No, I'm not even talking about soup another ingredients. 0:52:51.840 --> 0:52:54.200 Pre but you're saying it loses the title of soup 0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:57.080 when it becomes something else. You're saying that no matter 0:52:57.120 --> 0:52:59.319 what it is, it's always gonna be soup. So he's 0:52:59.360 --> 0:53:00.440 not agreeing with you at all. 0:53:00.560 --> 0:53:02.719 No, I am, I'm agreeing. I'm agreeing with him on 0:53:02.760 --> 0:53:03.359 the grounds there. 0:53:03.400 --> 0:53:06.040 So then but if we're growing up, so if everything 0:53:06.080 --> 0:53:07.000 is tomato. 0:53:06.640 --> 0:53:13.000 Soup ketchup, of course he's a lunatic. But pray go, 0:53:13.600 --> 0:53:16.600 pray go. But that rustic tomato soup you talking about. 0:53:16.600 --> 0:53:17.279 I'm not no. 0:53:17.360 --> 0:53:19.160 Listen, this is to say. 0:53:19.160 --> 0:53:22.640 I didn't say that Marin Anasaurce was at tomato soup. 0:53:23.160 --> 0:53:27.080 I'm saying that what if Tasha b said Josh was 0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:29.760 a self sabotage and tyrant on this one? 0:53:31.440 --> 0:53:34.640 That is wild because you threw in ketchup and all 0:53:34.719 --> 0:53:37.320 the other No, no, no, you threw in ketchup and 0:53:37.360 --> 0:53:38.319 I couldn't back down. 0:53:38.640 --> 0:53:44.560 All right, that's what happened. Yet, don't put words in 0:53:44.600 --> 0:53:45.040 my mouth. 0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:49.759 Wait, I still can't believe. So Christopher Smith got on 0:53:49.880 --> 0:53:54.319 our Gore's Internet instaid. I still can't believe Josh said this. 0:53:54.840 --> 0:53:57.839 My entire church prayed for you. Your name is still 0:53:57.880 --> 0:54:01.800 on a weekly prayer list. I even thought about calling intercessors. 0:54:02.000 --> 0:54:03.759 I'm gonna tell you what's for to happen right now. 0:54:04.040 --> 0:54:06.320 I am taking a. 0:54:06.120 --> 0:54:09.280 Picture that is a deep cut. 0:54:09.360 --> 0:54:11.920 Babe. If you don't you have to not only do 0:54:12.000 --> 0:54:13.440 you have to go to church, you have to go 0:54:13.480 --> 0:54:16.719 to southern church, because I don't know if Yankees have 0:54:17.360 --> 0:54:22.120 intercessory prayer. Somebody is waking up on at six am 0:54:22.160 --> 0:54:22.759 to pray for you. 0:54:22.800 --> 0:54:26.640 Josh and I appreciate it, all right, but we we've 0:54:26.640 --> 0:54:31.240 already established what happened. I wasn't running around the streets 0:54:31.239 --> 0:54:33.840 of New York saying that ketchup is tomato. 0:54:33.520 --> 0:54:35.040 Soup like the British were covering. 0:54:35.239 --> 0:54:36.960 My back was against the wall. 0:54:37.040 --> 0:54:38.520 Your back would have plenty of space. 0:54:38.640 --> 0:54:40.880 And I and I had to fight back, and so 0:54:40.960 --> 0:54:42.799 we ended up with a little bit of like. 0:54:42.840 --> 0:54:43.600 No, no, no, no no. 0:54:43.800 --> 0:54:45.840 I was testing how far you would go if you 0:54:45.920 --> 0:54:49.320 said anything tomato base. Yeah, because I said ketchup. You 0:54:49.320 --> 0:54:52.560 could have said no. You could have said a ketchup. 0:54:52.560 --> 0:54:54.640 But then you said to trip him up. No no, no, 0:54:54.640 --> 0:54:55.920 no no no no. 0:54:56.239 --> 0:54:59.719 You could said ketch up. Now you can say ketchup. 0:55:00.280 --> 0:55:02.560 Ketchup is too far, and I'd have gone, you're right, 0:55:02.719 --> 0:55:03.919 and thank you for coming back. 0:55:04.600 --> 0:55:05.879 You coming back? 0:55:05.920 --> 0:55:08.960 Okay, You wiley coyote jumped off a clip. 0:55:09.040 --> 0:55:11.760 And that's why politics is so divided, because you can't 0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:13.799 be a moderate you can't be a ketchup moderate you 0:55:13.840 --> 0:55:16.759 have to be fully entrenched in camp ketchup, even to 0:55:16.800 --> 0:55:18.239 the point of sounding ridiculous. 0:55:18.640 --> 0:55:20.680 What about purple ketchup? Is that so tomato soup? 0:55:20.880 --> 0:55:24.040 That's just food coloring. So it's the same as before 0:55:24.120 --> 0:55:25.000 purple ketchup? 0:55:25.600 --> 0:55:27.719 Yeah, why don't they Why do they don't? Don't they 0:55:27.719 --> 0:55:29.000 make ketchup from green tomatoes? 0:55:29.040 --> 0:55:30.440 I don't think it has the right sugar content. 0:55:31.600 --> 0:55:33.400 Oh yeah, that's fair, Yeah, a little bit of it. 0:55:33.400 --> 0:55:34.040 They're very sour. 0:55:34.680 --> 0:55:37.080 Oh here's our d. I like this one from r D. 0:55:37.680 --> 0:55:41.160 Making the claim that all liquids with tomato are tomato 0:55:41.320 --> 0:55:45.239 soup is a very special level of insanity. Thank you, 0:55:45.400 --> 0:55:45.920 r D. 0:55:46.920 --> 0:55:47.839 A lot of quotes in here. 0:55:47.920 --> 0:55:51.160 Yeah, I agree with that. I agree with that it 0:55:51.200 --> 0:55:53.759 can't be all liquids, But I understand what Josh's saying. 0:55:53.800 --> 0:55:54.799 Don't say no, no, no. 0:55:54.880 --> 0:55:57.520 What I want to know is, were you saying these 0:55:57.560 --> 0:56:01.839 things to try to win? Are were you saying these 0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:04.040 things because you actually believe them. 0:56:04.520 --> 0:56:07.040 I'm saying these things to make a point that helps 0:56:07.200 --> 0:56:11.720 tomato soup keep up with chicken soup, Because what exactly 0:56:11.719 --> 0:56:14.839 what Roy is saying was exactly My point in the debate. 0:56:14.840 --> 0:56:17.160 Chicken soup is you you said it yourself. 0:56:17.200 --> 0:56:19.840 I remember you made a very great point that every 0:56:19.840 --> 0:56:23.680 culture over time has had chicken soup, right, But what 0:56:23.719 --> 0:56:27.040 I'm saying is that those same cultures had tomato soup, 0:56:27.040 --> 0:56:28.520 but they didn't know it because we. 0:56:28.840 --> 0:56:30.440 Not only culture had tomatoes. 0:56:30.640 --> 0:56:33.960 Now everybody had chickens, not not every culture had tomatoes, 0:56:34.040 --> 0:56:37.040 but tomato soup was coming through with a lot more 0:56:37.120 --> 0:56:39.920 than just that one blended Campbell's. 0:56:39.400 --> 0:56:43.280 Can tomato as a whole serving the culinary palette across 0:56:43.440 --> 0:56:44.920 different cultures, is what you're saying. 0:56:45.239 --> 0:56:47.960 Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying that a lot of cultures. 0:56:47.760 --> 0:56:51.920 Did didn't have tomatoes, I understand, but with tomatoes, as 0:56:51.920 --> 0:56:54.360 soon as they did, though, they would they make a 0:56:54.360 --> 0:56:56.640 little bit of sauce. What'd they make a little bit 0:56:56.680 --> 0:56:59.960 of a spaghetti? What did they make tomato soup? 0:57:00.400 --> 0:57:00.960 I'm saying. 0:57:01.640 --> 0:57:04.320 I'm saying there are more cultures that have chicken soup 0:57:04.800 --> 0:57:07.160 than have tomato soup. 0:57:07.320 --> 0:57:09.640 And I can't I can't fight you on that, but 0:57:09.640 --> 0:57:11.759 I'm just trying to show you it's not one versus ten. 0:57:12.160 --> 0:57:14.320 You know, what is this truth? 0:57:14.320 --> 0:57:17.440 The Avalon read this one d I primarily listen to 0:57:17.480 --> 0:57:20.360 these episodes, but I ran to YouTube to watch Jewels 0:57:20.320 --> 0:57:24.160 Saye's face as josh is making the last ditch argument. 0:57:23.880 --> 0:57:31.960 And I am not disappointed. Oh Joshua, Joshua, you have 0:57:32.040 --> 0:57:34.040 to defend it all the way to the end. You 0:57:34.120 --> 0:57:39.600 have to defend the lie no matter what. Oh, thank you, see, 0:57:39.760 --> 0:57:40.080 thank you. 0:57:40.120 --> 0:57:43.480 I was looking at these videos, going, my skin looks amazing. 0:57:44.000 --> 0:57:48.640 Abba sis fie on my probably never say that, so 0:57:48.640 --> 0:57:50.520 I'll say it's extra points because their skin is on 0:57:50.600 --> 0:57:52.240 the glow up. Yes, that what I was looking at 0:57:52.240 --> 0:57:54.640 it going, my skin look good, But I didn't want 0:57:54.640 --> 0:57:55.320 to say nothing. Wow. 0:57:55.480 --> 0:57:57.080 But I am so glad. See, I know. 0:57:58.720 --> 0:58:01.800 I've been looking at my skinny past like one, you know, 0:58:01.920 --> 0:58:05.000 and you know why my skin looked like that because 0:58:05.040 --> 0:58:12.680 it was warm out summertime. I'm a summertime beach. You understand, 0:58:13.000 --> 0:58:15.920 summertime beach. We're not as well to even be in 0:58:15.920 --> 0:58:16.560 this climate. 0:58:17.400 --> 0:58:21.760 Finally, somebody standing up for josh Spwaff. 0:58:21.320 --> 0:58:23.000 Writes, that's the person that. 0:58:24.680 --> 0:58:27.440 Swaff. Did you write this comment? 0:58:27.640 --> 0:58:29.600 No, that wasn't me. Why would it. 0:58:29.800 --> 0:58:31.760 This is the first time anybody's been accused of right. 0:58:31.840 --> 0:58:35.080 One of the comments and it's me. It's for some 0:58:35.480 --> 0:58:38.760 back it up. What I'm saying, Wait, Joshua is kind 0:58:38.760 --> 0:58:42.640 of right. Technically all that stuff is tomato soup. 0:58:42.960 --> 0:58:43.640 Serial killer. 0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:48.120 Okay, first of all, the dad, take it back, take 0:58:48.160 --> 0:58:48.439 it back. 0:58:48.480 --> 0:58:49.400 I'll never take it back. 0:58:49.880 --> 0:58:53.080 I hate it that I have a piece of apple ready. 0:58:52.800 --> 0:58:58.640 For you, my dad. When I sneeze, I don't. 0:58:58.800 --> 0:59:02.840 I don't now fuck it man, I'm with you, bro, 0:59:04.560 --> 0:59:07.760 I hate DM Sorry, that's your business. That's a guy 0:59:07.840 --> 0:59:10.120 you pray to. Ketchup is tomato soup? 0:59:10.840 --> 0:59:11.920 How out here? 0:59:11.960 --> 0:59:16.480 It's just viscosity, Yeah, because it's literally just a change 0:59:16.520 --> 0:59:19.200 in the level of. 0:59:19.120 --> 0:59:20.720 Water and vinegar and sugar. 0:59:20.880 --> 0:59:22.440 So then isn't everything ketchup? Then? 0:59:23.200 --> 0:59:26.040 No, you have it with a spoon soup. You can 0:59:26.080 --> 0:59:28.520 eat ketchup with That depends on how you look at it. 0:59:28.520 --> 0:59:28.840 You can eat. 0:59:29.640 --> 0:59:31.080 Okay, how is everything? 0:59:31.920 --> 0:59:34.040 If you want to reverse things, then that that's that's 0:59:34.120 --> 0:59:35.040 up to you. I'm just saying. 0:59:35.080 --> 0:59:36.480 What I'm saying is how is everything? 0:59:36.560 --> 0:59:39.760 Not Marin ear Well, the episode wasn't chicken soup versus ketchup. 0:59:39.800 --> 0:59:43.840 It was chicken soup versus tomato soup. My tomato soup points. 0:59:43.880 --> 0:59:46.320 Then I can just say chicken soup is is Ramen. 0:59:47.040 --> 0:59:48.480 It's Ramen with less noodles. 0:59:48.800 --> 0:59:50.000 But you don't have to put noodles. 0:59:50.040 --> 0:59:53.400 Everything is everything is Ramen. You't gota put noodles in 0:59:53.480 --> 0:59:56.000 Ramen to make it ramen. It's just broth and some ship. 0:59:56.360 --> 0:59:58.640 No Ramen is the noodles. If you don't put Ramen 0:59:58.680 --> 0:59:59.680 in noodles. 0:59:59.280 --> 1:00:01.600 I don't have that. Who says who? Who set these rules? 1:00:02.440 --> 1:00:05.760 It's ramen. That's like saying you can have spaghetti without 1:00:05.800 --> 1:00:06.560 having noodles. 1:00:07.760 --> 1:00:08.160 You can. 1:00:08.560 --> 1:00:11.320 That's just a ball of mari and aarosauce. You didn't 1:00:11.320 --> 1:00:12.800 have spaghetti, you just had poverty. 1:00:12.960 --> 1:00:14.840 I see why you do this every episode. This ship 1:00:14.920 --> 1:00:20.400 is fun bro for no reason. 1:00:20.600 --> 1:00:21.360 I'm not right up. 1:00:22.880 --> 1:00:25.000 You can't have ramen soup without the noodles. You can't 1:00:25.040 --> 1:00:27.560 have spaghetti without noodles. Can you have lasagna if there's 1:00:27.560 --> 1:00:28.120 no noodles. 1:00:28.160 --> 1:00:30.280 It's like you can't, Like you can't win with her. 1:00:30.720 --> 1:00:31.680 She's always ready. 1:00:32.040 --> 1:00:37.919 Yeah, I have a brother, Bro. The other thing about 1:00:37.920 --> 1:00:39.800 this is but y'all don't But y'all don't remember is 1:00:39.880 --> 1:00:41.200 Josh has no siblings. 1:00:42.200 --> 1:00:46.919 Oh, you're coming in at a disadvantage. Truly. Yeah. 1:00:47.480 --> 1:00:50.840 Yeah, I still fought my way through all season out 1:00:50.880 --> 1:00:54.040 here by myself, fighting for my life. 1:00:54.040 --> 1:00:56.080 Don't you tell me all my life I had to fight. 1:00:58.320 --> 1:01:02.120 This Matil day man, tell thee of our gone and 1:01:02.200 --> 1:01:06.240 his evil must be evil desire to win at any costs. 1:01:06.720 --> 1:01:10.640 Josh is going too far, all caps. That's the only 1:01:10.760 --> 1:01:14.400 sensible reaction anyone could have to his silly self in 1:01:14.440 --> 1:01:17.560 this debate. Chicken soup wins. 1:01:17.200 --> 1:01:22.960 Not his silly self. Yeah, listen, Josh, I applaud you 1:01:24.080 --> 1:01:28.440 for being willing to take up this mantle because you 1:01:28.520 --> 1:01:29.840 knew it was wild when you said it. 1:01:30.000 --> 1:01:32.720 Well, look, we we could. We could go on to 1:01:32.840 --> 1:01:35.680 another episode. Could we could go on to a whole 1:01:35.680 --> 1:01:38.160 other episode. Probably should where I'm where I'm at least 1:01:38.160 --> 1:01:39.080 making I've never. 1:01:38.920 --> 1:01:41.160 Been called evil, not to my face, well not on 1:01:41.160 --> 1:01:41.720 the internet. 1:01:41.920 --> 1:01:47.040 Well, nonetheless, this has been a joy for you all 1:01:47.080 --> 1:01:50.520 to have me here and listen to you to go 1:01:50.640 --> 1:01:51.320 back and forth. 1:01:51.520 --> 1:01:52.280 Yeah, we did it. 1:01:53.720 --> 1:01:55.600 Listen, Josh, you know how to wrap us up. 1:01:55.920 --> 1:01:58.520 Well, that wraps up our season finale of Hold Up Dose. 1:01:58.600 --> 1:02:00.600 And I can't thank you enough for two in each 1:02:00.640 --> 1:02:03.080 week sharing your love for the show and even helping 1:02:03.160 --> 1:02:06.400 us decide which topics to debate and get way way 1:02:06.440 --> 1:02:07.160 too mad about. 1:02:07.800 --> 1:02:12.240 We're about to take a little break, resting, recuperating. That's 1:02:12.240 --> 1:02:15.120 a lie. 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