WEBVTT - Part Two: John Schmitz: The First Trump

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<v Speaker 1>Also media that sound Listeners was me opening a bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of my very favorite productivity beverage, club Mate, which you

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<v Speaker 1>can get now in the US in some places. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's effectively a Yerba Mate soda that I started drinking

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<v Speaker 1>in Berlin because you get dehydrated when you're doing ketamine

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<v Speaker 1>and then eventually you get tired when you're at one

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<v Speaker 1>of those like underground sex clubs that's open for four

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<v Speaker 1>days in a row. And club Mate it's really really

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<v Speaker 1>really hits the spot.

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<v Speaker 2>I like how they let you in the club and

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<v Speaker 2>not Elon Musk Robert.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I didn't. I didn't bring my phone, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>right right let me in.

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<v Speaker 2>You weren't wearing a dumb ass Zoro mask, they were, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah you had.

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<v Speaker 1>I can be separated from Twitter occasionally. Yeah. Now, speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of guys who are not allowed in German sex clubs,

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<v Speaker 1>John George Schmidt, it's uh that is the best too.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever we go out, the people below way shout they go.

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<v Speaker 2>John George Smith is a piece of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>La la la la. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's pro.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got to be related to John Jacob Jingleheimer. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>they both have the Schmitz at the end, more or

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<v Speaker 1>less so. Our John Schmitz was born on August twelfth,

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen thirty, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, at the very mouth of

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<v Speaker 1>Hell itself. Now, there are unfortunately few details that I

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<v Speaker 1>ran into on his very early life. His mother was

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<v Speaker 1>named Wilhelmina, which is a red flag right that name

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen thirty. That name means I love Kaiservillehelm or

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<v Speaker 1>at least my parents did. And his father was Jacob John.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, there he does basically between them and

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<v Speaker 1>his dead Jacob John Schmitz. You're okay, no, no, that's him, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the jingle Heeimer? Or was that just like a

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<v Speaker 2>like a sort of unknown s s officer.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, nineteen thirty, you still did get some people who

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<v Speaker 1>were anti German racists. I would not be surprised if

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<v Speaker 1>Jingleheimer was a slur, like specifically, really it's like sausage eater. Yeah, totally, totally,

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<v Speaker 1>totally schnitzelheads. Yeah. They were devout Catholics. John would remain

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<v Speaker 1>a devout Catholic his entire life. And again we don't

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<v Speaker 1>know nearly as much about his childhood, but his family

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<v Speaker 1>seemed to have been comfortable middle class or upper middle class.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some hints that he may have had a degree

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<v Speaker 1>of family money, but it is unclear whatever it was,

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<v Speaker 1>either it wasn't that much, or his parents still wanted

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<v Speaker 1>him working a job, and he did have a job

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<v Speaker 1>as a young man, scrubbing out vats of beer. That

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<v Speaker 1>will be relevant for a very stupid reason. Later his

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<v Speaker 1>family was again comfortable enough that he's able to go

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<v Speaker 1>straight from high school into college, where he received a

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<v Speaker 1>BS at Marquette University in nineteen fifty two and subsequently

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<v Speaker 1>joined the US Marine Corps. He qualified initially as a

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<v Speaker 1>jet fighter pilot and then as a helicopter pilot. From

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<v Speaker 1>what I can see, he didn't do any combat tours.

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<v Speaker 1>He was instead stationed in North Carolina and then Japan,

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<v Speaker 1>flying F two H four Banshees and F nine F

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<v Speaker 1>eight cougars. Part of why I think he doesn't actually

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<v Speaker 1>get sent anywhere because obviously the US during the time

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<v Speaker 1>he's in the military is in Korea, and then kind

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<v Speaker 1>of while he is still in the military, we start

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<v Speaker 1>being in Vietnam. But he is in the Marines and

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<v Speaker 1>he is part of like kind of an experimental Marine airwing.

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<v Speaker 1>The Marines really hadn't had like that previously to the

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<v Speaker 1>same extent that they did at least with jet fighters,

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<v Speaker 1>and so his unit is not sent anywhere because they're

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<v Speaker 1>still trying to figure out if like that's a thing

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<v Speaker 1>that they think will work for the Marine Corps. His

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<v Speaker 1>career is then of little note but for one fact,

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<v Speaker 1>which is that after he retires from active duty in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty and transitions to being a reserve officer, he

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<v Speaker 1>volunteers to teach a class on communism for the Fleet

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<v Speaker 1>Marine Force Pacific Leadership School, which is based at the

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<v Speaker 1>El Toro Marine Corps Base. And the El Toro Marine

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<v Speaker 1>Corps base is in you guessed it, or County, California. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing this series of anti communism lectures seems to have

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<v Speaker 1>basically been an excuse for Schmidz to rant about Communist

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<v Speaker 1>plots to conquer the world and how piece is impossible

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<v Speaker 1>with the Soviet Union in China to an audience of

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<v Speaker 1>young men who then went over to Vietnam and did

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of things that you did in Vietnam, most

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<v Speaker 1>of which you're not very nice. His lesson plan seems

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<v Speaker 1>to have been deeply inspired by Frederick Schwartz's. Again a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of Schwarzy names flying around here, very frustrating, but

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<v Speaker 1>Frederic Schwartz's anti communism school. And so given the mood

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, the fact that this dude is doing

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<v Speaker 1>basically the version of this big public anti communism school

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<v Speaker 1>that the Knotsbury Farm guy is funding, and that this

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<v Speaker 1>Australian fascist is doing the lesson planned for the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that John Schmidz is like doing a class on communism

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<v Speaker 1>for the military, it makes him fit in really well

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<v Speaker 1>with this whole whole fucking zeitgeist, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Leaving active duty in nineteen sixty, he became a history

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<v Speaker 1>and philosophy professor at Santa Ana College. He quickly became

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<v Speaker 1>a fixture in the arch conservative Orange County political scene.

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<v Speaker 1>He joined the John Birch Society. He also attracted the

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<v Speaker 1>attention of local far right businessman, including Carl Karcher, the

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<v Speaker 1>founder and namesake of the Carl's Junior fast food Empire.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything truly, everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Really really a remarkable set of things there, right, not

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<v Speaker 1>very far I love the both very Farm and Carl's

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<v Speaker 1>Junior are funding the fascist movement.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, seriously, what else? Like like the giraffe from toys.

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<v Speaker 2>R us is just is a fucking oh like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he he he. He actually is in Leavenworth still

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<v Speaker 1>for crimes he committed during the Vietnam War. Jeoffrey went

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<v Speaker 1>went went too far for even yeah, for even even

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<v Speaker 1>the army in that period. That's right, Yeah, Geoffrey. Geoffrey

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<v Speaker 1>is the name of the giraffe. Has been just a

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<v Speaker 1>mountain of blood behind him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he had the Melai massacre was his idea.

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<v Speaker 1>He invented the concept of saturation bombing. That was him.

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<v Speaker 1>Geoffrey the giraffe.

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<v Speaker 2>He's made of agent orange like what other loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>They got it from glands in his skin and folio

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<v Speaker 1>aided the jungle. If only I could blame a giraffe

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<v Speaker 1>for all of our country's worst crimes. Alas so we'll

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<v Speaker 1>blame the Schmidt's. You know. He gets out of the military,

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<v Speaker 1>he becomes a history and philosophy professor at Santa Ana College,

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<v Speaker 1>and he quickly becomes a fixture in this political scene. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's working with the Carl's junior guy, with the

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<v Speaker 1>nots Berry farm guy. He had married while he was

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<v Speaker 1>still in the Marine Corps to a significantly younger woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure exactly. But one newspaper I found from

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<v Speaker 1>when he was like in his forties described her as

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<v Speaker 1>youthfully pretty in contrast to him. So I'm gonna guess

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<v Speaker 1>a decent bit younger Mary is just as conservative as

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<v Speaker 1>her husband and almost as hungry for power. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting ahead of myself here. So in nineteen sixty two, right,

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<v Speaker 1>the family Schmidts get their first daughter, a young girl

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<v Speaker 1>named Mary Kay. And we will be talking about who

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Kay Schmitz becomes a little bit later, because I

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<v Speaker 1>think it might surprise you, not that Mary Kay.

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<v Speaker 2>Not the call leader, not that Mary Kay.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, don't forget she exists though, because boy howdy,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to really be a satisfying end to this series. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>The same year that Mary Kay is born, her father

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<v Speaker 1>would carry out an act of probable heroism that helped

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<v Speaker 1>make him into a local celebrity. He was leaving the

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<v Speaker 1>Marine Corps base one day after a long day of

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<v Speaker 1>screaming about communism to teenagers when he encountered a man

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<v Speaker 1>stabbing a woman by the roadside. Quote. With nothing more

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<v Speaker 1>than the sheer authority of his voice. According to the

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<v Speaker 1>La Times, Schmids disarmed the assailant. Right, So the story

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<v Speaker 1>is he finds this man stabbing a woman and he

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<v Speaker 1>yells at him, and that his voice is so commanding

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<v Speaker 1>that it disarms this guy. Now, that is I think

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<v Speaker 1>literally what happened in that this guy Schmid's yells at

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<v Speaker 1>this guy and he stops the attack. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>the casual descriptions these sources get tend to minimize a

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<v Speaker 1>crucial detail. And I want to make it very clear

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<v Speaker 1>that that details that the woman dies. Right. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not a case where he saves a life by stopping

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<v Speaker 1>an attack. This is a case where a man stabs

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<v Speaker 1>a woman to death, probably in a fit of rage,

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<v Speaker 1>and then someone yells at him and he realizes what

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<v Speaker 1>he's done and he stops. Right, He doesn't. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>commit a spree killing, because most killers aren't spree killers.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>He murders this woman for some specific reason, and then

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<v Speaker 1>someone yells at him and he realizes, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>what have I done? Right, He says, Hey, don't stab

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<v Speaker 1>that lady.

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<v Speaker 2>He knock it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Knock it off, Hey, knock it off. You you crazy kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey that's enough, She's not enough. You did it again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying he didn't do anything bad, but like

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<v Speaker 1>you should. In fact, if you see someone getting in

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<v Speaker 1>stabbed at least yell at the stabber.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you know at least you can do.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's framed us like he disarmed this man, and

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't think that's exactly exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't talk about the thirty seconds he spent watching

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<v Speaker 2>it happen and then was like, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Buddy tweaking his nipples. Yeah. Well, it's also the thing

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<v Speaker 1>that's really weird because I will I'll shit on him

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<v Speaker 1>for everything, but this isn't a bad thing. But the

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<v Speaker 1>way the news describes it, they always talk about how

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<v Speaker 1>cool it is that he disarms this guy with his

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<v Speaker 1>voice and then just casually announced, oh, yeah, the lady died,

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<v Speaker 1>Like the La Times just summarizes it this way. Although

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<v Speaker 1>the woman died, Schmid's his reputation as a hero was

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<v Speaker 1>made just like, yeah, she died, but what a cool

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<v Speaker 1>thing this guy got to do. Very funny. I love

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<v Speaker 1>that all of the newspapers write at the same way.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just as afterthought. I find that darkly interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>That is funny. It is it's it's so unremarkable that

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<v Speaker 2>like it only is remarkable. If she lives, it's not remarkable.

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<v Speaker 2>If she dies, is everyone we get that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop something? Yeah? Yeah? Or if he's like stabbed multiple people,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you could genuinely say, yeah, maybe he somehow

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<v Speaker 1>stopped more people from getting stabbed. But I'm seeing here

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<v Speaker 1>as she came upon the end of a murder.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>You witnessed the very end of a murder. But I think,

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<v Speaker 1>if I can put my conspiracy hat on, I think

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening here is that, like Schmitz is a pr

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<v Speaker 1>savvy guy. He has a degree of charisma, He knows

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<v Speaker 1>how to spin things, and as soon as he realizes

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<v Speaker 1>what's happened here, like this is too good a story

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<v Speaker 1>to waste, I can really make this work for me.

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<v Speaker 1>And by nineteen sixty four, Schmitz had become one of

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<v Speaker 1>Orange County's leading political lights. He is still working as

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<v Speaker 1>a professor of philosophy and political science at Santa Ana University,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's already he's become very active in the John

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<v Speaker 1>Birch Society. His support for the Carl's Junior Guy and

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<v Speaker 1>several other wealthy conservatives ensured that he had enough donation

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<v Speaker 1>to run his campaign. So Schmidts, who regularly joked that

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<v Speaker 1>he joined the John Birch Society to get moderates to

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<v Speaker 1>vote for him, comes out blazing in this like local

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<v Speaker 1>state Congress election with a raft of absolutely bug fuck

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<v Speaker 1>policy proposals. He wants to ban sex set in public schools.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to encourage citizens to carry loaded handguns in

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<v Speaker 1>their cars, which the corollary to that is he wants

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<v Speaker 1>citizens to leave loaded handguns in their cars whenever they

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<v Speaker 1>leave their cars. He wants to sell all California state

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<v Speaker 1>universities to private corporations so they can use violence to

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<v Speaker 1>crack down on student protests against Vietnam. That's why he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to privatize colleges so that the corporation can use

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<v Speaker 1>security guards to beat up students. This all occurred during

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<v Speaker 1>a very special time for the United States when the

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<v Speaker 1>most prominent Republican is again Barry Goldwater. Barry is such

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<v Speaker 1>for an idea of how freaked out people are about

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<v Speaker 1>what a fascist this guy is when Goldwater is running

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<v Speaker 1>like is in this campaign. This is lbj's re election campaign, right,

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<v Speaker 1>gold Well not reelection because he was never elected the

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<v Speaker 1>first time. But you get what I'm saying right. LBJ

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<v Speaker 1>has been president a little while since the Kennedy assassination.

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<v Speaker 1>He's running to continue to get to be president, and

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<v Speaker 1>Fidel Castro sends a private letter to LBJ basically saying, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I really want you to win reelection. If you need

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<v Speaker 1>to bomb us a little bit right so you can

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<v Speaker 1>brush up your anti communist credentials for the election, I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. You just give me a heads up before

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<v Speaker 1>you fuck with us, and I won't respond like I

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<v Speaker 1>love you, bro, like good luck. That's it is because

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<v Speaker 1>like Castro is a rational actor. He's like, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Goldwater my fucking nucas, Like he's this guy might actually

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<v Speaker 1>be crazy. Like Goldwater is the namesake for what's called

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<v Speaker 1>the Goldwater Rule, which is this rule where if you're

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<v Speaker 1>a mental health professional, you cannot diagnose a presidential candidate

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<v Speaker 1>that like you know, isn't coming to you for medical

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<v Speaker 1>help or whatever. Because there were so many people in

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<v Speaker 1>media being like Goldwater may actually be insane. Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>how crazy we think his policies are, and he is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also worth noting Goldwater a big reason people think

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<v Speaker 1>he's crazy is that he is one of these guys

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<v Speaker 1>like Henry Kissinger, who thinks low yield nukes should be

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<v Speaker 1>used tactically in battlefield situations, like we need we need

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<v Speaker 1>to win this battle in Vietnam. We should drop a

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<v Speaker 1>little nuke on him.

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<v Speaker 2>So Goldwater's rule is you can't diagnose someone running even

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<v Speaker 2>if you're should not absolutely saying insane shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you should not use that to diagnose someone with

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<v Speaker 1>a mental health.

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<v Speaker 2>Condition someone else or this candidate, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>This candidate. Like basically, if someone's running for election, you

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't say if you haven't like worked on them or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and can't. You shouldn't be like, this person has this

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<v Speaker 1>mental illness.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So we can't say Trump, yeah, as a sociopathic

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<v Speaker 2>narcissist because we don't know clinic Yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Is yeah, yeah, you're not gonna get. You're not gonna get.

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<v Speaker 1>A psychologist should say that, right, that's the Goldwater rule.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine for regular people to say, I think that

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<v Speaker 1>guy's a fucking psychopath. Right, I think we've gone Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we might have jumped the sharkody. So I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like this a few people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know it's always debatable, but it tells you

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<v Speaker 1>how crazy people think. Goldwater is. Right, you have a

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<v Speaker 1>whole rule about not declaring presidential candidates crazy because of

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<v Speaker 1>how crazy everyone fact this guy was. Now. Another big

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<v Speaker 1>thing that Goldwater is a proponent of, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>a less controversial thing than the nukes, is the idea

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<v Speaker 1>that positive change for people who aren't white men means

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<v Speaker 1>that society is in collapse. Right, Goldwater opposes the Civil

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<v Speaker 1>Rights Act, as does John Schmidz and the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>Orange County. And this is the beginning of a new era,

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<v Speaker 1>one in which you can't be as racist.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't say I don't want the Civil Rights Act

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<v Speaker 1>because I hate black people.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead, you have to say, I love everybody, but my

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<v Speaker 1>property rights are more important than that right. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying we have to integrate the school like private school,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're saying private schools can't be whites only, that's

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<v Speaker 1>bad for property rights. Or if you're saying I have

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<v Speaker 1>to serve black people at my restaurant, that's a violation

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<v Speaker 1>of property rights. And so I don't oppose the Civil

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<v Speaker 1>Rights Act because I'm racist. I oppose it because it's

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<v Speaker 1>a violation of property rights. And that's the most important

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<v Speaker 1>thing in the world. Yeah, this all comes down to

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<v Speaker 1>like fair housing, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly, and schooling and their education yep, access. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>but again it's sort of what's running cover for what

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<v Speaker 2>Your libertarianism running cover for your racism, and then your

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<v Speaker 2>religion running cover for all of it, like just like

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<v Speaker 2>blanketing the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And this kind of comes to a head in

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<v Speaker 1>California politics in nineteen sixty four because there's this proposition

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<v Speaker 1>backed by the California Real Estate Association to rescind the

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<v Speaker 1>Rumford Act, which is a state law that makes it

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<v Speaker 1>illegal to discriminate housing based on race, right, And the

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<v Speaker 1>proposition to like say no, we want to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to be racist in who we let buy houses places

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<v Speaker 1>is obviously like Orange County had kept black people out

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time by doing shit like that. So

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<v Speaker 1>the mobilization for Prop. Fourteen to let people discriminate when

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<v Speaker 1>they sell houses and shit, that's hugely centered around Orange County.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm going to quote from the book Suburban Warriors here. Indeed,

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<v Speaker 1>one activist Tom Rogers of San Juan Capistrano, who served

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<v Speaker 1>as the campaign finance manager for John Schmitz's state Senate

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<v Speaker 1>run in nineteen sixty four, and who shortly afterwards served

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<v Speaker 1>as co editor of that Catholic traditionalist paper, The Wanderer,

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<v Speaker 1>asserted years later that for him and many others, Proposition

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen was what the movement was all about. Goldwater's frequent

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<v Speaker 1>references of freedom of association, his belief that prejudice is

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<v Speaker 1>the immoral issue that cannot be legislated, and his strong

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<v Speaker 1>advocacy of property rights placed him firmly on the side

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<v Speaker 1>of those opposing the Rumford Act. Moreover, Goldwater's determination to

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<v Speaker 1>fight lawlessness, his references to rising crime rates, and his

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<v Speaker 1>linkage of crime to lawlessness of other sorts a reference

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<v Speaker 1>to the civil rights and students movements, appealed to the

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<v Speaker 1>white middle classes in Orange County. So Goldwater does not

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<v Speaker 1>succeed in his dream of becoming the president. But Schmidtz

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<v Speaker 1>does get elected to the California State Senate representing Orange County,

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<v Speaker 1>and he is the first member of the John Birch

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<v Speaker 1>Society to make it into local California politics. He immediately

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<v Speaker 1>gets to work being the loudest, craziest asshole in the Capitol.

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<v Speaker 1>The first full year that he served, nineteen sixty five,

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<v Speaker 1>is the year of the Watts riots. Now, if you

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<v Speaker 1>know anything about anything, you know that this becomes like

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<v Speaker 1>a massive political issue for the right in California. His

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<v Speaker 1>attitude is not, well, this was a response to generations

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<v Speaker 1>of abuse by the local government and by the police.

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<v Speaker 1>This was a communist operation. He's so incensed that he

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<v Speaker 1>sponsors a bill to investigate the backgrounds of every public

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<v Speaker 1>school teacher in the state for communist affiliations. Like his

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<v Speaker 1>response to the Watts riots is we need to have

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<v Speaker 1>build a CIA basically to go after school teachers and

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<v Speaker 1>make sure they're not communists. That's clearly what this case is.

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<v Speaker 1>John develops. Yeah, he is just a maniac. Now, what's interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>We've been talking a lot about how Reagan is such

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<v Speaker 1>an important development for like the far right getting increasingly

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<v Speaker 1>into legitimate conservative politics in this country. John Schmiz hates Reagan,

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<v Speaker 1>so do a lot of Birchers, because they see Reagan

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<v Speaker 1>as a compromiser right, and a compromiser is the same

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<v Speaker 1>as a communist sympathizer. Schmidz is the only Republican Senate

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<v Speaker 1>member who votes down Governor Reagan's nineteen sixty seven tax program,

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<v Speaker 1>and his issue is that as much as they'd cut

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<v Speaker 1>taxes are still too high, and I'm going to quote

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<v Speaker 1>next from an article on cafe dot com by David Kerlander.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the next three years, Schmiz took many, often lonely,

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<v Speaker 1>far right stands. He argued for eliminating state income taxes altogether.

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<v Speaker 1>He sponsored a bill to repeal fair housing laws. He

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<v Speaker 1>argued that there should be no sex at you education

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<v Speaker 1>in public schools. He led an successful effort to censure

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<v Speaker 1>University of California, Berkeley for allowing black panther leader Eldridge

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<v Speaker 1>Cleaver to speak on campus. He fiercely spoke out against

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<v Speaker 1>abortion in women's rights. He also continued to buck fellow

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<v Speaker 1>conservative leaders. Schmids declined to endorse a presidential candidate in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty eight, telling the press, George Wallace is too

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<v Speaker 1>moderate for me. Hubert Humphrey is taking a dive, and

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<v Speaker 1>if I endorsed Richard Nixon, he might repudiate it the

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<v Speaker 1>next day. Like again, George Wallace is like the guy

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<v Speaker 1>who became famous for loving segregation as a governor of Alabama.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's what they want, I mean, that's effectively what

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<v Speaker 2>this sounds like.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>They can't They've never gotten over it. And here's what

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<v Speaker 2>I've realized. Now we're in part two, could we say,

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<v Speaker 2>as a native Californian myself, I mean not like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>native to the land, but someone who's born and raised

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<v Speaker 2>in California obviously nor cal for life, but that these

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<v Speaker 2>are a kind of transplants that ultimately the OC is

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<v Speaker 2>a blight, is an anomaly, that it's not really California.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all from somewhere else. It's it can me disign

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<v Speaker 2>the OC, is what I want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you can't, because I think a crucial

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<v Speaker 1>aspect of Californian culture, at least over the last going

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<v Speaker 1>back two hundred years or so, is the gold Rush mentality. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the idea that the culture in this area, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is big thing in North cal too, right, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>big part of northern California San Francisco culture is like

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of the people who live here now are

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<v Speaker 1>descendants of folks who rushed here to try to grab

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of money from a social phenomenon that had

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<v Speaker 1>a ticking time frame to it, right, right, These upper

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<v Speaker 1>middle class and rich people who fill out the OC,

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<v Speaker 1>and who are you know, these kind of fascist maniacs

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<v Speaker 1>running the defense industry. That's a gold rush. That is,

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<v Speaker 1>one day there's nothing, the next there's all the money

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<v Speaker 1>in the fucking world, and you get a sprint over

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<v Speaker 1>there as fast as you fucking can to pick it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally, It just depends on the industry. Like Silicon Valley

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<v Speaker 2>and the dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Coon Valley is another gold rush, righty, same idea, same

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<v Speaker 1>cultural and so is the pod industry as a matter

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<v Speaker 1>of fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Oh, I thought you said the pod like the

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<v Speaker 2>podcast No.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, I mean actually a little bit, right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>less geographically centered than weed or the tech industry, the

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<v Speaker 1>defense industry.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold yeah, true, true, a little bit less harm less harm.

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<v Speaker 1>But it is. You know, California is a state of

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot of our culture is gold rushes, and

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<v Speaker 1>these people embody it right. Yes, it's not a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>part of Californian heritage, but it is. It is very

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<v Speaker 1>much part of it, I think. Yeah, although you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need to jettison them as much because things

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<v Speaker 1>have gotten better. We'll see if it lasts, right, there's

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<v Speaker 1>there's always.

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<v Speaker 2>We noticed a little bit in the beginning. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>two so not right wing enough for the Birchers and Schmidts.

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<v Speaker 1>They hate Nixon. They don't like Reagan much better. They

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<v Speaker 1>do like him better than Nixon, but not a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>So Schmidz is he's one of these guys where he's

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<v Speaker 1>such a howling fascist, but the Republican Party in this

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<v Speaker 1>period is not nearly as inviting of that. So most

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<v Speaker 1>as much as he yells about the left and socialism,

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<v Speaker 1>all the people he really fights hard in his political

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<v Speaker 1>career are other Republicans, right, Like he is constantly going

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<v Speaker 1>to war with Republicans now. His wife Mary is really

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<v Speaker 1>interesting too, because she uses her husband's newfound power and notoriety,

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that he's gotten elected. He's making all these

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<v Speaker 1>waves as this just kind of arch Bircher in California Congress,

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<v Speaker 1>she becomes one of the first female far right media influencers.

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<v Speaker 1>Right she gets on local TV, she has Eventually she

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<v Speaker 1>gets like a permanent place on a TV show that's

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<v Speaker 1>like a politics roundtable. She is just like a frequently

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<v Speaker 1>wanted speaker. She gets speaking fees in things, going around

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<v Speaker 1>supporting different candidacies. If she were around today, she'd have

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast in a blue check Twitter account, and she

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<v Speaker 1>would make seven figures working at the Daily Wire. She

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<v Speaker 1>is the prototype for that kind of like woman in conservatism.

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<v Speaker 2>Her handle, like her bio would be like like mom

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<v Speaker 2>wife American flag cross, yeah, you know, and she'd have

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<v Speaker 2>like really nice arms, which is always the most annoying

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<v Speaker 2>thing about right wingers is they all have the same

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<v Speaker 2>trainer and they all have the like just sort of

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<v Speaker 2>strong arms, which I don't understand. And simultaneously cut it.

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<v Speaker 2>People know what I'm talking about. You guys know that

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<v Speaker 2>right wingers are terrible, but the women have great they

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<v Speaker 2>have their arms are great.

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<v Speaker 4>Only spoken truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, And you're like, I don't know, you definitely can't

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<v Speaker 2>fight like they're not fighting.

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<v Speaker 1>Arms I'm thinking of I'm thinking of Ann Coulter. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and what in Ann Coulter like the celebrity that I

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<v Speaker 1>would compare her to positively, I think this is actually

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<v Speaker 1>a compliment for her. Is Jack Skellington? Yes, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we should probably cut all of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't cut that. She would she would take it as

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<v Speaker 2>a as a w she she appreciates it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we got our go to an ad real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>We sure do, we sure do. Speaking of Jack Skellington,

0:24:05.760 --> 0:24:11.320
<v Speaker 1>he would want you to participate in capitalism well passed Christmas. Yes,

0:24:11.400 --> 0:24:14.119
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't actually like Christmas all that much, does he. Anyway, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>here's ads ah and we're back. So Mary schmidtz is

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<v Speaker 1>to give you an idea of like how people view

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<v Speaker 1>her in the conservative movement. Her nickname is the Phylish

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<v Speaker 1>Schlaffley of the West. So this family, they're just bad. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's horrible. Oh god, two real powerful right wing ghules. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh lord, very soon these people, you know, there's state

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<v Speaker 1>level figures right now, but very soon they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the halls of real power throughout this whole

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<v Speaker 1>time mid sixties and stuff. The Senate representative for the

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<v Speaker 1>district that John and Mary live in for for you know,

0:24:56.720 --> 0:24:59.640
<v Speaker 1>the district that covers Orange County, is this lunatic right

0:24:59.680 --> 0:25:04.280
<v Speaker 1>wing hero named James b Utt, which yes, does look

0:25:04.359 --> 0:25:06.399
<v Speaker 1>like James, but when you type it all out, that

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<v Speaker 1>is that is the man's name. It is ut with

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<v Speaker 1>two t's. I know, I know, like that's like a

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<v Speaker 1>joke you would see some dude with a comic make

0:25:16.240 --> 0:25:18.640
<v Speaker 1>on Twitter. Yeah no, no, it's his real fucking name,

0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:19.119
<v Speaker 1>that is real.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's b uh James b You know what when

0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:25.520
<v Speaker 2>your name is James, b utt. You keep the bee

0:25:25.600 --> 0:25:28.920
<v Speaker 2>because you want people to think it's butt like you.

0:25:28.920 --> 0:25:31.639
<v Speaker 2>You relish the buttons because you're you want to be

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<v Speaker 2>a little you want to be an ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly, yeah what you know what you're going to become,

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<v Speaker 1>so James. But his pet theory is that quote a

0:25:39.480 --> 0:25:43.119
<v Speaker 1>large contingent of barefooted Africans had been snuck into the

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<v Speaker 1>United States by the United Nations, which is a communist

0:25:46.280 --> 0:25:50.240
<v Speaker 1>organization from takeover the country. And that's where the Watts

0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:53.159
<v Speaker 1>riots were. Not a black people born and raised in

0:25:53.160 --> 0:25:57.719
<v Speaker 1>the United States. They were Africans snuck into southern California

0:25:57.800 --> 0:26:01.520
<v Speaker 1>by the United Nations to it destroyed the United States.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is the same shit. This is the same

0:26:03.800 --> 0:26:06.199
<v Speaker 2>shit we talk about now, right, and it generally is

0:26:06.240 --> 0:26:09.280
<v Speaker 2>like the Jews have done this, but it's right. It's

0:26:09.280 --> 0:26:13.719
<v Speaker 2>like sneaking. They sneak in the elites, sneak in migrants

0:26:14.200 --> 0:26:18.159
<v Speaker 2>to rile up the blacks until they want their rights.

0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:20.479
<v Speaker 2>You know, they're fine with black people as long as

0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:23.159
<v Speaker 2>they're in their place, as long as they're happily in

0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:27.520
<v Speaker 2>ghettos and prevented from you know, owning homes anywhere near

0:26:27.680 --> 0:26:30.800
<v Speaker 2>Orange County of course. Yeah, but yeah, it's the same shit.

0:26:31.000 --> 0:26:33.360
<v Speaker 2>My god, it's the same shit. And it's crazy how

0:26:33.400 --> 0:26:36.000
<v Speaker 2>like they don't see how much they recycle this stuff.

0:26:36.240 --> 0:26:38.359
<v Speaker 2>And I think mister Butt should get more credit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no's that's what we all feel about mister b Utt.

0:26:42.280 --> 0:26:44.160
<v Speaker 1>So Ud was the son of a rancher. He'd won

0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:47.840
<v Speaker 1>his seat representing Orange County by attacking his opponent for

0:26:47.920 --> 0:26:51.440
<v Speaker 1>preaching the gospel of socialism. He believed that the music

0:26:51.480 --> 0:26:54.919
<v Speaker 1>of the Beatles had inflicted artificial neuroses on young people

0:26:54.920 --> 0:26:57.719
<v Speaker 1>and given them brain damage. He was I will say this.

0:26:57.800 --> 0:27:00.359
<v Speaker 1>He was occasionally on the right side of issues, always

0:27:00.400 --> 0:27:04.119
<v Speaker 1>for the wrong reasons. He opposed the annexation of Hawaii,

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<v Speaker 1>not on any kind of anti colonial grounds, because the

0:27:07.080 --> 0:27:09.240
<v Speaker 1>islands had too many non white people and they would

0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:14.720
<v Speaker 1>inevitably breed with white people. That yeah, he is in

0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:16.359
<v Speaker 1>his kill them all.

0:27:16.520 --> 0:27:18.080
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want it.

0:27:18.760 --> 0:27:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Well, then I don't want to admit here. When his

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:25.320
<v Speaker 1>grandson decided to oppose the Vietnam War, Ut said that

0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:29.240
<v Speaker 1>he would have rather seen the boy die overseas. Oh,

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:31.919
<v Speaker 1>he is just a giant piece of shit. This is

0:27:31.960 --> 0:27:36.520
<v Speaker 1>the Congressional the National Congressional representative for like the district

0:27:36.880 --> 0:27:40.600
<v Speaker 1>that Schmidz lives in. Yeah, and he's he's just just

0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:43.520
<v Speaker 1>a real bad guy, but extremely popular. He wins an

0:27:43.560 --> 0:27:46.199
<v Speaker 1>Orange County by a two to one majority. Utt is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the few men in politics who is extreme

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:51.520
<v Speaker 1>enough for John Schmitz's tastes. He's basically the only dude

0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:54.080
<v Speaker 1>who could hold that office and be sure John would

0:27:54.119 --> 0:27:58.199
<v Speaker 1>not run against him. But then in nineteen seventy, tragedy struck.

0:27:58.560 --> 0:28:01.800
<v Speaker 1>James b Utt died to complications from being a huge

0:28:01.840 --> 0:28:04.520
<v Speaker 1>piece of shit. In literal terms, he has a heart

0:28:04.520 --> 0:28:08.200
<v Speaker 1>attack in church, which you might read as God's striking

0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:10.600
<v Speaker 1>him down if you're inclined to that sort of thing.

0:28:11.520 --> 0:28:14.639
<v Speaker 1>But while one lass dead Butt is generally good, it

0:28:14.800 --> 0:28:18.439
<v Speaker 1>also created opportunity for John Schmitz. Schmidz runs for the

0:28:18.480 --> 0:28:23.240
<v Speaker 1>former representative seat and wins. Now his camp the slogan

0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:25.520
<v Speaker 1>that he uses to like, win this special election, it's

0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:29.200
<v Speaker 1>impenetrable today. It's when you're out of Schmidz. You're out

0:28:29.200 --> 0:28:31.399
<v Speaker 1>of gear. That doesn't mean anything to you, does it?

0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:33.080
<v Speaker 2>What is it?

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:39.520
<v Speaker 1>No? Well, it's because he works at the cleaning out

0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:42.719
<v Speaker 1>beer steins in a beer company, and there was like

0:28:42.760 --> 0:28:44.600
<v Speaker 1>I think the slogan was when you're out of Schlitz,

0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:48.680
<v Speaker 1>you're out of beer, like for some Milwaukee beer. But

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:52.080
<v Speaker 1>like he he takes this slogan that's very much this

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:56.360
<v Speaker 1>like Milwaukee area beer slogan and he repurposes it for

0:28:56.440 --> 0:28:59.520
<v Speaker 1>a campaign in southern California. I don't know how this worked.

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 2>And the rule of puns it does not work.

0:29:03.120 --> 0:29:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Such a weird idea.

0:29:04.760 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 2>You can only change one side of the pun. It

0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 2>can't be both. It can't be when you're out of

0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:13.360
<v Speaker 2>Schmidz you're out of gear. When it's if you're out

0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:15.960
<v Speaker 2>of Schlitz, you're out of beer. You got to keep

0:29:16.000 --> 0:29:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Schlitz or beer in there.

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah. Otherwise it's just it's just nuts.

0:29:19.720 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 2>No one knows what you're talking.

0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:23.920
<v Speaker 1>But he wins the special election. It works. So now

0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:27.320
<v Speaker 1>this fucking guy is in DC and is a full

0:29:27.400 --> 0:29:30.520
<v Speaker 1>on ass congressman. He moves his wife and family to

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:33.240
<v Speaker 1>the Capitol and he gets to work extending his unique

0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:36.800
<v Speaker 1>brand of god awful politics nationwide. His biggest enemy in

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:40.600
<v Speaker 1>government again is not some leftist but his actually Richard M. Nixon,

0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:44.240
<v Speaker 1>who schmid saw you guessed it as basically a COMMI

0:29:44.360 --> 0:29:48.280
<v Speaker 1>sleeper agent from that article in Cafe dot Com. Matters

0:29:48.280 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 1>were made more tense given that he was President Nixon's

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:54.840
<v Speaker 1>congressman representing the Orange County district containing San Clemente. Schmitz

0:29:54.880 --> 0:29:58.720
<v Speaker 1>was particularly critical of Nixon's rapprochma with China, telling the press,

0:29:58.800 --> 0:30:01.280
<v Speaker 1>I have no objection to Richard Nixon going to China.

0:30:01.600 --> 0:30:04.640
<v Speaker 1>I just object to him coming back, which is actually

0:30:04.800 --> 0:30:10.560
<v Speaker 1>pretty good. That's not bad. Schmid's vocally backed Ashbrooks attempt

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:13.960
<v Speaker 1>to primary Nixon in nineteen seventy two, and so this

0:30:14.040 --> 0:30:17.440
<v Speaker 1>is something that pisses off Richard Nixon. Schmids has made

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 1>it his business to become a thorn in his side,

0:30:19.880 --> 0:30:22.360
<v Speaker 1>and he starts to expand in this period of time

0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 1>outside of harboring these kind of economic grievances and even

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:30.080
<v Speaker 1>grievances against like, you know, communist states, to this more

0:30:30.080 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 1>sort of esoteric conspiracy theory conservatism. In nineteen seventy one,

0:30:34.800 --> 0:30:37.560
<v Speaker 1>he writes an introduction to Gary Allen and Larry Abraham's

0:30:37.600 --> 0:30:40.720
<v Speaker 1>None Dare Call It Conspiracy the book, which was in

0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:43.720
<v Speaker 1>hugely This is influential. This is like the center of

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Alex Jones's ideology today. The book argued that Eastern American elites,

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:53.200
<v Speaker 1>particularly the Jews therein, were funding global communism. Alan proclaimed,

0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:56.719
<v Speaker 1>among other things, that Chase Manhattan Bank president David Rockefeller

0:30:56.760 --> 0:31:00.760
<v Speaker 1>had personally fired Soviet Premier in Dakita Khrushchev in nineteen

0:31:00.840 --> 0:31:07.080
<v Speaker 1>sixty four. Jesus, you know the Chase Bank guy has

0:31:07.760 --> 0:31:12.040
<v Speaker 1>has has the fireda codes for hacking the Soviet Union.

0:31:12.400 --> 0:31:15.200
<v Speaker 1>Who could be more influential in Soviet politics than the

0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:18.360
<v Speaker 1>head of Chase Manhattan Bank. Oh my god, it is

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:19.280
<v Speaker 1>so funny.

0:31:19.000 --> 0:31:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Again, I mean, who is the head of Chase Manhattan Bank?

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:25.120
<v Speaker 2>Was it a Jew? Again? With these like broad like

0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:28.320
<v Speaker 2>anti Semitic thing like just like the history of this,

0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:32.560
<v Speaker 2>It's just like and the like superpowers that racists and bigots,

0:31:32.880 --> 0:31:35.320
<v Speaker 2>anti Semites apply to Jews is just wild.

0:31:35.800 --> 0:31:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, it really is.

0:31:37.560 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Then he hacked into that, I mean again, and it's

0:31:39.440 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 2>just the Jewish space laser. Marjorie Green, the Rothschild, the

0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:43.840
<v Speaker 2>same shit, same shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely. Now, if you know anything about Dick Nixon, and

0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:50.800
<v Speaker 1>I know an unfortunate amount about the man, you do

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:53.280
<v Speaker 1>you know that his chief personality trait was that he

0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:57.080
<v Speaker 1>could not let go of a grudge, right, that is

0:31:57.160 --> 0:32:00.360
<v Speaker 1>the main thing that defines Richard Nixon. If he is

0:32:00.400 --> 0:32:02.480
<v Speaker 1>angry at you once, he is angry at you for

0:32:02.680 --> 0:32:07.160
<v Speaker 1>all time. Now Nixon again, he remembers his fucking enemies.

0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:10.080
<v Speaker 1>And so in nineteen seventy two, Schmids has just finished

0:32:10.120 --> 0:32:13.280
<v Speaker 1>backing an attempt to primary Nixon. He's been yelling at

0:32:13.360 --> 0:32:15.480
<v Speaker 1>him the whole time, two years he's been in Congress.

0:32:16.120 --> 0:32:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Tricky Dick is like, well, this guy's up free election.

0:32:18.240 --> 0:32:19.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna let that son of a bitch fuck

0:32:20.000 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 1>with me anymore. He turns his petty manchild laser on

0:32:23.280 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 1>John Schmitz and he blasts his career at national politics

0:32:26.560 --> 0:32:31.280
<v Speaker 1>to smithereens. John loses the primary nomination to a tax assessor,

0:32:31.560 --> 0:32:34.200
<v Speaker 1>which is basically I kind of wonder if Nixon did

0:32:34.200 --> 0:32:36.480
<v Speaker 1>that on purpose, because there's no one worse you can

0:32:36.560 --> 0:32:39.480
<v Speaker 1>lose to as a libertar an a tax assessor.

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:45.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm happy about this. Yeah, fuck this guy. I mean yeah,

0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean like Nixon, but no, but you know.

0:32:49.280 --> 0:32:53.000
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, but I respect Nixon's ability to both

0:32:53.080 --> 0:32:56.880
<v Speaker 1>be petty and wheeled power effectively enough to squash this

0:32:56.920 --> 0:33:00.360
<v Speaker 1>motherfucker like a bug. Right, Yes, you just have to

0:33:00.400 --> 0:33:04.360
<v Speaker 1>take some satisfaction in it, like absolutely Nixon beat everybody else,

0:33:04.400 --> 0:33:06.560
<v Speaker 1>but at least this son of a bitch didn't get

0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:08.080
<v Speaker 1>a fucking like hand up on it.

0:33:08.400 --> 0:33:09.720
<v Speaker 2>That's the other thing is that I feel like the

0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:12.280
<v Speaker 2>right now is like, oh god, maybe I should cater

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:14.360
<v Speaker 2>more to the John Birch society, or maybe I should

0:33:14.400 --> 0:33:16.360
<v Speaker 2>cater more to the far right, or maybe I should

0:33:16.680 --> 0:33:18.960
<v Speaker 2>change up my tune. And it's like, eh, you know,

0:33:19.560 --> 0:33:23.520
<v Speaker 2>it takes a certain sob to be like, no, fuck you,

0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm the president, I'm doing what I want, and yeah,

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:29.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna kill your career there you go, Like, I

0:33:29.120 --> 0:33:31.239
<v Speaker 2>don't know. I respect that. I respect that more than

0:33:31.280 --> 0:33:35.160
<v Speaker 2>I respect someone who's like just gonna be yeah, cajoled

0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:38.440
<v Speaker 2>by the most extremeist elements of their own party and

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:41.680
<v Speaker 2>literally stands up for nothing and cannot lead. And I'm

0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:45.840
<v Speaker 2>not even talking Trump. I think just broadly the Republican

0:33:45.880 --> 0:33:46.800
<v Speaker 2>Party what it's become.

0:33:47.240 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least Nixon there was this like

0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:53.360
<v Speaker 1>animal cunning at work with the man. You had to

0:33:53.400 --> 0:33:55.480
<v Speaker 1>at least respect in the same way you respect a

0:33:55.560 --> 0:33:58.520
<v Speaker 1>tiger in the woods, you know, as opposed to just

0:33:58.600 --> 0:34:02.560
<v Speaker 1>like a horde of of fucking hovelina that have gotten

0:34:02.640 --> 0:34:06.320
<v Speaker 1>drunk on prairie wine, which is how I feel today.

0:34:07.040 --> 0:34:09.719
<v Speaker 1>So Schmitz was adamant that this was all a conspiracy.

0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 1>You know, when he loses his reelection and Nixon had

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:16.320
<v Speaker 1>flexed his influence and done it specifically to embarrass Schmitz,

0:34:16.600 --> 0:34:19.680
<v Speaker 1>and that is probably what happened, right, Schmitz is like

0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:21.840
<v Speaker 1>the president had his henchman come out and get me.

0:34:22.200 --> 0:34:25.080
<v Speaker 1>And honestly, this is the one conspiracy Schmitz believed in

0:34:25.120 --> 0:34:27.000
<v Speaker 1>that like, oh yeah, there is no world in which

0:34:27.040 --> 0:34:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Dick Nixon did not destroy this man for hitting him

0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:33.000
<v Speaker 1>from the right. That is totally in character for Richard.

0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:34.840
<v Speaker 2>Nixon, and you would have done the same.

0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:38.520
<v Speaker 1>So now the thing here, this is really a case

0:34:38.560 --> 0:34:41.840
<v Speaker 1>of you've got Schmitz fucks with Nixon. Nixon being a

0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:46.040
<v Speaker 1>petty bitch, like destroys his chance at getting re elected.

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:48.799
<v Speaker 1>And then but the thing is, like Schmitz is also

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:51.640
<v Speaker 1>extremely petty. So when Nixon knuped his hopes of staying

0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:55.279
<v Speaker 1>in Congress, John Schmitz starts scheming. Fate presents him with

0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:57.719
<v Speaker 1>an opportunity in the form of a bullet which an

0:34:57.760 --> 0:35:01.520
<v Speaker 1>assassin fired in the body of George Waller, the segregation governor.

0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:04.359
<v Speaker 1>Wallace is badly hurt and he has to drop out

0:35:04.360 --> 0:35:07.600
<v Speaker 1>as a presidential candidate for the American Party. Now, I

0:35:07.640 --> 0:35:11.239
<v Speaker 1>know what you're saying, Francesca. The American Party isn't a thing,

0:35:11.760 --> 0:35:16.840
<v Speaker 1>but it was, it did used to be. Yeah, yeah,

0:35:16.880 --> 0:35:20.000
<v Speaker 1>this is now deep political lore here for the country.

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:22.920
<v Speaker 1>But it was a third party that was formed entirely

0:35:22.960 --> 0:35:26.439
<v Speaker 1>to support the ambitions of George Wallace. Right, Like, if

0:35:26.480 --> 0:35:29.560
<v Speaker 1>the fact that Goldwater isn't just saying slurs on stage

0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:32.520
<v Speaker 1>doesn't means you don't trust Goldwater, and if the fact

0:35:32.520 --> 0:35:35.759
<v Speaker 1>that Nixon isn't completely out of his mind means you

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:39.399
<v Speaker 1>won't vote for Nixon, the American Party has got your back, right,

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:40.960
<v Speaker 1>thank god, we love you.

0:35:41.560 --> 0:35:43.719
<v Speaker 2>Just a little slur, only a bit of.

0:35:43.640 --> 0:35:47.560
<v Speaker 1>Slurs, Yeah, more than a bit. This is George Wallace.

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<v Speaker 2>So now Wallace is to the right of Goldwater, even

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:51.319
<v Speaker 2>to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I don't know, even to the right. Like they're

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of saying he's just cruder, right, I think

0:35:56.800 --> 0:35:58.799
<v Speaker 1>is probably a better way. He is more. I don't

0:35:58.800 --> 0:36:02.040
<v Speaker 1>think Goldwater like he is more directly motivated by racism.

0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:05.239
<v Speaker 1>But they are both. They're both of their campaigns are

0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:07.840
<v Speaker 1>pretty race baby, right y, yeah, yeah. And the American

0:36:07.920 --> 0:36:09.560
<v Speaker 1>and this is you know Goldwater, I think is sixty four,

0:36:09.640 --> 0:36:11.839
<v Speaker 1>This is sixty eight. And in the sixty eight well,

0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:13.960
<v Speaker 1>the sixty eight election is when the American Party runs

0:36:13.960 --> 0:36:16.040
<v Speaker 1>for the first time and it does really well. They

0:36:16.040 --> 0:36:19.279
<v Speaker 1>get ten million votes in the nineteen sixty eight election, right,

0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:22.520
<v Speaker 1>And that's that. This is it comes to something it's

0:36:22.600 --> 0:36:24.399
<v Speaker 1>kind of relevant today, which is that you know, we're

0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:28.319
<v Speaker 1>starting twenty twenty four, which is this presidential race is

0:36:28.360 --> 0:36:30.000
<v Speaker 1>going to be the first race in a very long

0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:33.439
<v Speaker 1>time where a third party candidate seems likely to win

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:37.560
<v Speaker 1>a lot of votes, right, talking about RFK, the Kennedy

0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:40.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, the new Kennedy that we got

0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:42.600
<v Speaker 1>up in politics. He's going to get only enough like

0:36:42.680 --> 0:36:46.319
<v Speaker 1>certainly not enough to win the presidency, but more like

0:36:46.440 --> 0:36:49.440
<v Speaker 1>he is polling better than a third party candidate has

0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:52.160
<v Speaker 1>in a time like since I've been you know, aware

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:54.040
<v Speaker 1>of politics, right, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, I don't know. I think we're going to

0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:58.200
<v Speaker 2>find his vax card at some point, he's got a

0:36:58.280 --> 0:37:00.319
<v Speaker 2>vax card. Possible, it's all going to be over.

0:37:00.640 --> 0:37:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anything could happen. It's January, as you know. But

0:37:04.880 --> 0:37:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I it is like at the moment right now, he

0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:10.680
<v Speaker 1>is more a bigger factor in the election than a

0:37:10.719 --> 0:37:13.200
<v Speaker 1>third party has been in quite a bit, right sure,

0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:16.080
<v Speaker 1>But I'm bringing this up because I want to talk

0:37:16.080 --> 0:37:18.680
<v Speaker 1>about how significant the American Party was for a brief

0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:20.440
<v Speaker 1>period of time. They get ten million votes in the

0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:24.479
<v Speaker 1>sixty eight election. Today, the Libertarian Party in the US

0:37:24.520 --> 0:37:27.400
<v Speaker 1>has seven hundred and thirty two thousand registered voters. The

0:37:27.480 --> 0:37:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Green Party and Constitution Party together are another three hundred

0:37:30.400 --> 0:37:34.720
<v Speaker 1>and fifty thousand. Right, Ross Perot got about twenty million

0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 1>votes in nineteen ninety two, but he was a billionaire

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:39.880
<v Speaker 1>and he had the money to finance a sizeable campaign,

0:37:40.239 --> 0:37:42.879
<v Speaker 1>and the next election he barely he barely broke eight

0:37:42.920 --> 0:37:46.440
<v Speaker 1>million votes. So while this is American Party, it's not

0:37:46.920 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 1>going to win the election, but it can it can

0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 1>spoil the election for a Republican ten million votes. That

0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of potential. Having done that in the previous election,

0:37:55.160 --> 0:37:59.279
<v Speaker 1>that's not something to scoff at, right, No, Yeah, so

0:37:59.760 --> 0:38:02.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, now that's interesting. So the American Party is

0:38:03.000 --> 0:38:05.879
<v Speaker 1>not this inconsiderable thing within US politics at the time,

0:38:05.920 --> 0:38:09.040
<v Speaker 1>not entirely, and any candidate who could perform at the

0:38:09.080 --> 0:38:12.319
<v Speaker 1>level Wallace had might be able to take away enough

0:38:12.400 --> 0:38:15.520
<v Speaker 1>votes from Nixon to assure his re election. Schmids wanted

0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:17.279
<v Speaker 1>to be that man, the fact that he might be

0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:19.720
<v Speaker 1>able to wrench the Republican Party for the because again,

0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:21.719
<v Speaker 1>you know, if you force Nixon out, right, if you

0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:24.040
<v Speaker 1>make him lose the election, then the fact that you

0:38:24.120 --> 0:38:26.320
<v Speaker 1>got that many votes might is going to convince a

0:38:26.360 --> 0:38:28.880
<v Speaker 1>lot of Republican leadership. Okay, we need to speak to

0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:31.120
<v Speaker 1>some of the issues that this guy has adopted. Right,

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:34.360
<v Speaker 1>that's I think his assumption, right that I can wrench

0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:37.720
<v Speaker 1>this party to the right and I can hurt Nixon,

0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:40.480
<v Speaker 1>who I hate and who is a communist. Anyway, he

0:38:40.560 --> 0:38:43.360
<v Speaker 1>gets the nomination for the American Party at that party

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:46.359
<v Speaker 1>convention that year, and he's you know, I'm actually going

0:38:46.360 --> 0:38:48.520
<v Speaker 1>to read a quote from that Cafe dot Com article

0:38:48.520 --> 0:38:51.040
<v Speaker 1>again about like how he kind of frames his campaign.

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Schmidz continued to tie himself to conspiracy theories. He made

0:38:54.760 --> 0:38:57.400
<v Speaker 1>much use of his connection to none dare call it Conspiracy,

0:38:57.440 --> 0:39:00.880
<v Speaker 1>which by election season had blown up selling five million copies.

0:39:01.160 --> 0:39:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Gary Allen even came aboard the campaign, providing his mailing

0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:07.560
<v Speaker 1>lists accumulated from the book's success. He also suggested Arthur

0:39:07.600 --> 0:39:10.280
<v Speaker 1>Bremer Wallace's would be Assassin was part of a cadre

0:39:10.360 --> 0:39:14.040
<v Speaker 1>of killers, which also included Lee Harvey Oswald, James Earrolray,

0:39:14.080 --> 0:39:16.840
<v Speaker 1>and Sir Hans Siran, that was secretly funded and trained

0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:19.800
<v Speaker 1>by left wing groups like the Students for a Democratic Society.

0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Schmid summed up his basic presidential campaign pitch. I boiled

0:39:23.920 --> 0:39:26.640
<v Speaker 1>down our platform to a two plank platform. There's a

0:39:26.640 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 1>foreign plank that says, never go to war unless you

0:39:28.600 --> 0:39:30.960
<v Speaker 1>plan on winning, and a domestic plan that says those

0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:33.640
<v Speaker 1>that work ought to live better than those who don't, right,

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:37.040
<v Speaker 1>which is both not politics and also real. Easy to

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:40.640
<v Speaker 1>see why that spreads among a certain chunk of the country. Right, Oh, yeah,

0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:43.840
<v Speaker 1>so cool stuff. You know what else is cool?

0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:44.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:45.040
<v Speaker 2>I know, it's cool.

0:39:45.520 --> 0:39:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Ads. Sure, the nice cool breeze of capitalism blowing down

0:39:51.560 --> 0:40:01.920
<v Speaker 1>our backs and we're back. How you feeling, Francesca about

0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:03.239
<v Speaker 1>all this republican ting.

0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a lot of republican ing. I'm feeling overwhelmed

0:40:07.600 --> 0:40:11.760
<v Speaker 2>but fascinated by all of this. I wish we had

0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:15.680
<v Speaker 2>the countervailing force on the left to do shit like this,

0:40:15.880 --> 0:40:20.320
<v Speaker 2>but we don't. But I love Yeah, the evolution of

0:40:20.120 --> 0:40:22.839
<v Speaker 2>the rights thinking really hasn't evolved at all.

0:40:23.239 --> 0:40:25.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean this is really the evolution of the

0:40:25.800 --> 0:40:29.040
<v Speaker 1>rights thinking, right, Like the evolution of the modern right

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:31.920
<v Speaker 1>is so much where this guy was back then. But

0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:35.040
<v Speaker 1>the broader Republican Party adopts a lot of those attitudes

0:40:35.120 --> 0:40:39.360
<v Speaker 1>in part because Schmidt's it kind of cracks that wall

0:40:39.480 --> 0:40:42.120
<v Speaker 1>between Orange County and the rest of the country.

0:40:42.040 --> 0:40:45.040
<v Speaker 2>Right, well, because it's simultaneously it seems like Orange County

0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:47.960
<v Speaker 2>is it is just so isolated from the rest of

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:51.560
<v Speaker 2>the country that is turning on things like the Vietnam War,

0:40:51.640 --> 0:40:56.960
<v Speaker 2>that is for things like not just integration, but like

0:40:57.040 --> 0:41:01.560
<v Speaker 2>civil rights exactly, like actual civil rights, and.

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Certainly more so than oc is.

0:41:03.360 --> 0:41:05.719
<v Speaker 2>And an awakening, and just more culturally, like there is

0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:09.240
<v Speaker 2>a backlash of course against like conservatism of your parents

0:41:09.239 --> 0:41:13.880
<v Speaker 2>and whatnot. There's like free speech movements, you know, like whatever,

0:41:14.239 --> 0:41:16.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, hippie movement, drug culture, whatnot. Like there's a

0:41:16.680 --> 0:41:20.560
<v Speaker 2>whole rejection of this bullshit, which is why Reaganism was

0:41:20.600 --> 0:41:26.560
<v Speaker 2>such a fucking blow. So was Nixonism, Nixonianism, so is Dixism.

0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:30.120
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it it is is interesting to have schmids

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:32.759
<v Speaker 2>come in here and get that many votes and then

0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:35.000
<v Speaker 2>also with such a simple play. I believe in money,

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:41.120
<v Speaker 2>money number one, and white people, I mean private property.

0:41:40.800 --> 0:41:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, money, but just for the people who are already

0:41:43.520 --> 0:41:46.960
<v Speaker 1>rich exactly, and bombing people who do not live here

0:41:47.120 --> 0:41:49.239
<v Speaker 1>like that's that's his plank. Right, It's a.

0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Perfect encapsulation of right wing isolationism, you know, which is

0:41:52.560 --> 0:41:54.480
<v Speaker 2>if you're gonna fight a war, make sure you win it,

0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:56.400
<v Speaker 2>which is the if you're gonna go to war in

0:41:56.440 --> 0:41:58.839
<v Speaker 2>the Middle East, take all the oil. Right. It's that

0:41:59.040 --> 0:42:02.319
<v Speaker 2>like it's voted as isolationists, but it's really not. It

0:42:02.360 --> 0:42:05.359
<v Speaker 2>really is as we talk about, like super pro war.

0:42:05.600 --> 0:42:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Just kill them all dead, deader than.

0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:11.200
<v Speaker 1>Dead, Yeah, kill them all, take their stuff.

0:42:11.320 --> 0:42:12.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:42:12.320 --> 0:42:14.879
<v Speaker 1>Now for a running mate, he picks a guy named

0:42:14.960 --> 0:42:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Tom Anderson, who is a farm magazine publisher who was

0:42:18.880 --> 0:42:20.640
<v Speaker 1>far right, but also not the kind of guy who's

0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:22.439
<v Speaker 1>going to detract attention from the main show.

0:42:22.480 --> 0:42:28.479
<v Speaker 2>Mostually, I take pictures of cows. Cows lounging is livestock, yeah,

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:29.400
<v Speaker 2>just looking.

0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:32.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like a right wing livestock magazine. I think it's

0:42:32.239 --> 0:42:35.160
<v Speaker 1>an early homesteading magazine, right, and you're saying we need

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:37.920
<v Speaker 1>to go back to the land to drop out of society.

0:42:37.640 --> 0:42:41.840
<v Speaker 4>Because like, like a guy who takes pictures of cows.

0:42:42.239 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 4>I would that that sounds like a cool dude this

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:46.320
<v Speaker 4>but that sucks.

0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he got drawn into this mess.

0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, poor guy.

0:42:50.200 --> 0:42:50.840
<v Speaker 4>What a bomber.

0:42:51.440 --> 0:42:54.800
<v Speaker 1>So his campaign manager is Dan Smoot, who's a former

0:42:54.920 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 1>FBI agent who's obsessed with the Council on Foreign Relations

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:02.400
<v Speaker 1>and because this was fun in California, his finance director

0:43:02.520 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 1>is actor Walter Brennan, who had won three Best Supporting

0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:11.839
<v Speaker 1>Actor Oscars. So that's this guy's bench. Yeah, what a crew.

0:43:12.400 --> 0:43:14.400
<v Speaker 2>They had better celebrities though, I feel like all the

0:43:14.400 --> 0:43:17.759
<v Speaker 2>celebrities you mentioned are like at least at least they

0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:19.320
<v Speaker 2>won Best Supporting.

0:43:19.680 --> 0:43:21.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he seems to have been an actor. I don't know.

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:24.040
<v Speaker 1>I can't recall anything he was in.

0:43:24.120 --> 0:43:26.279
<v Speaker 2>But Gina Carano now or.

0:43:26.320 --> 0:43:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Fucking uh no, no, no.

0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Tim Brewer, Jim Brewer, whatever the name is.

0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's Jim who cares what happens Jim. Yeah. So

0:43:34.880 --> 0:43:39.120
<v Speaker 1>the campaign was immediately aggressive, filled with wealthy, small business

0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:42.160
<v Speaker 1>owning middle aged men who were just desperate to get

0:43:42.160 --> 0:43:46.600
<v Speaker 1>to feel like they were like insurgent revolutionaries. One American

0:43:46.640 --> 0:43:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Party official told a journalist, this party is a distillation

0:43:50.080 --> 0:43:52.960
<v Speaker 1>of the John Birch Society, the Christian Crusade, and the Minutemen.

0:43:53.239 --> 0:43:56.120
<v Speaker 1>We're revolutionaries. We're getting together to try to work through

0:43:56.120 --> 0:43:59.440
<v Speaker 1>the system. But I'll say this, we'll have constitutional government

0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 1>in this country, and if we don't get it through

0:44:00.960 --> 0:44:02.880
<v Speaker 1>a ballot box, we'll get it in the streets.

0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:06.000
<v Speaker 2>That's what the constitution would want.

0:44:06.120 --> 0:44:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Again, that's very much that like J six attitude. Yeah,

0:44:08.960 --> 0:44:09.239
<v Speaker 1>it is.

0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:13.040
<v Speaker 2>We're going to work through all of our daddy issues together.

0:44:13.280 --> 0:44:15.200
<v Speaker 1>If we lose an election, we have the right to

0:44:15.280 --> 0:44:18.160
<v Speaker 1>kill people, right Like, That's what he's saying. And Schmids

0:44:18.200 --> 0:44:21.160
<v Speaker 1>knew that he had an uphill battle in getting elected, or,

0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:24.600
<v Speaker 1>more to the point, stopping Nixon from getting re elected.

0:44:24.960 --> 0:44:30.000
<v Speaker 1>His brand of paranoia utterly fantastical conservatism was not popular nationwide,

0:44:30.320 --> 0:44:32.680
<v Speaker 1>but he was tailor made for media sound bites, which

0:44:32.680 --> 0:44:34.880
<v Speaker 1>helped to keep him in the news. He told ABC,

0:44:35.239 --> 0:44:38.240
<v Speaker 1>the Nixon family motto is be sincere, whether you believe

0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:41.200
<v Speaker 1>it or not. He presaged both Donald Trump with his

0:44:41.320 --> 0:44:44.160
<v Speaker 1>meaner lines and the presidential campaign and personal brand of

0:44:44.239 --> 0:44:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Ronald Reagan with folksy right wing witticisms like this, do

0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:50.399
<v Speaker 1>you know why a newborn baby cries because he's naked,

0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:52.759
<v Speaker 1>he's hungry, and he already owes the government fifty nine

0:44:52.800 --> 0:44:56.160
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars in taxes, Which is funny because like, well,

0:44:56.200 --> 0:45:01.439
<v Speaker 1>that baby already owes private corporation of dollars for being born,

0:45:01.520 --> 0:45:03.520
<v Speaker 1>because that's what it costs to be fucking born. And

0:45:03.600 --> 0:45:06.920
<v Speaker 1>this system you people insist on continuing to have for.

0:45:07.040 --> 0:45:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Us and Jesus for dying for its sins. According to them, Yeah.

0:45:11.320 --> 0:45:14.439
<v Speaker 1>In Cafe dot com, David Kordlander writes, quote, The Wall

0:45:14.440 --> 0:45:18.040
<v Speaker 1>Street Journal offered a piece entirely devoted to Schmidz's rhetorical flourishes,

0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:21.160
<v Speaker 1>entitled keep them Laughing as the motto as John Schmitz

0:45:21.239 --> 0:45:24.480
<v Speaker 1>runs for president. The piece even referred to Schmid's as

0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:29.000
<v Speaker 1>sort of the Bob Hope of the ultra right. Oh God,

0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:34.920
<v Speaker 1>what an unappealing series of words. His mix of jokes, conspiracies,

0:45:34.960 --> 0:45:38.640
<v Speaker 1>and righteous indignation at everything he deemed the political establishment

0:45:38.680 --> 0:45:41.840
<v Speaker 1>garnered decent returns. He managed to get himself on the

0:45:41.840 --> 0:45:44.640
<v Speaker 1>ballot in thirty two states, even as Wallace refused to

0:45:44.680 --> 0:45:47.680
<v Speaker 1>formally endorse him, and in the decades to come this

0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:51.799
<v Speaker 1>kind of style of far right populist conspiracy messaging. Really

0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:55.160
<v Speaker 1>the fact that he is marrying outright conspiracy theories to

0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:59.000
<v Speaker 1>an attempt at mainstream politics. This is now dominant, right,

0:45:59.040 --> 0:46:01.560
<v Speaker 1>This is the dominant for conservitism, and be honest, it's

0:46:01.600 --> 0:46:04.400
<v Speaker 1>not not dominant on the left as well, just in

0:46:04.440 --> 0:46:08.759
<v Speaker 1>a different direction. But like, conspiracism is so mainstream now.

0:46:09.920 --> 0:46:13.480
<v Speaker 2>And we all get together in the Epstein conspiracy that's

0:46:13.520 --> 0:46:19.799
<v Speaker 2>where we meet. Yeah, that's the Serengetti for a little while,

0:46:19.800 --> 0:46:20.400
<v Speaker 2>and then we all go.

0:46:22.200 --> 0:46:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Then we decide we want to be angry at specific

0:46:24.880 --> 0:46:30.920
<v Speaker 1>people on that plane. Differently, Yeah, I do think we

0:46:30.960 --> 0:46:32.720
<v Speaker 1>should do a squid game for all of the people

0:46:32.719 --> 0:46:36.160
<v Speaker 1>in the Epstein books and to pretend whoever survives didn't

0:46:36.200 --> 0:46:37.799
<v Speaker 1>do anything wrong or.

0:46:37.719 --> 0:46:41.600
<v Speaker 2>Their children, you know, send their children there, sort of

0:46:41.600 --> 0:46:43.080
<v Speaker 2>like the Hunger Games, but for the rich.

0:46:44.719 --> 0:46:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I do, like, I do think it'd be fun make

0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:48.000
<v Speaker 1>a lot of money as a TV show.

0:46:48.680 --> 0:46:50.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean, God, don't get me started on

0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:53.720
<v Speaker 2>that TV show. And Netflix is awful, but I would

0:46:54.000 --> 0:46:55.719
<v Speaker 2>I love them, But I do want to hear what

0:46:55.840 --> 0:47:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Chompsky has to say, because he apparently was also as associate.

0:47:00.560 --> 0:47:02.080
<v Speaker 2>But no, more importantly, I want to hear what Kate

0:47:02.080 --> 0:47:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Blanchette has to say. I really actually want to hear

0:47:04.520 --> 0:47:06.720
<v Speaker 2>what she has to say, Like what the hell, my girl?

0:47:06.800 --> 0:47:10.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want them all to have to say all what.

0:47:12.560 --> 0:47:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:47:13.120 --> 0:47:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he did do Epstein did do a

0:47:15.080 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 1>lot of flights to like anything that would get famous

0:47:18.120 --> 0:47:21.400
<v Speaker 1>people on his plane, to like different galas and shit overseas.

0:47:21.560 --> 0:47:25.160
<v Speaker 1>But I don't know, maybe can't, I can't. I have

0:47:25.200 --> 0:47:29.200
<v Speaker 1>trouble imagining Cameron Diaz wanting to buy whatever he was selling.

0:47:29.239 --> 0:47:31.200
<v Speaker 1>But who knows, who knows.

0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:33.920
<v Speaker 2>I think it's just like everyone who was famous in

0:47:33.960 --> 0:47:35.920
<v Speaker 2>the year two thousand and two.

0:47:36.120 --> 0:47:37.799
<v Speaker 1>That is a lot of them, But a lot of

0:47:37.800 --> 0:47:40.360
<v Speaker 1>those people are also sex creates. It's a mix.

0:47:41.480 --> 0:47:44.240
<v Speaker 2>This is it's a really it's a grab bag anyway,

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:48.439
<v Speaker 2>we're getting off topic. But but but the conspiracy theory, yeah,

0:47:48.440 --> 0:47:52.480
<v Speaker 2>that wasn't It's interesting that it also is the media

0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:54.640
<v Speaker 2>because he and his wife are also media figures. So

0:47:54.680 --> 0:47:58.160
<v Speaker 2>it's the marriage of the media figures good sound bites,

0:47:58.200 --> 0:47:59.680
<v Speaker 2>which is what you need, or at least what the

0:47:59.719 --> 0:48:02.120
<v Speaker 2>media wants and the conspiracy.

0:48:02.400 --> 0:48:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's one of those things where he has predicted

0:48:05.280 --> 0:48:08.200
<v Speaker 1>where things are going, but also at his time, the

0:48:08.280 --> 0:48:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Republican Party is not ready for that.

0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:10.480
<v Speaker 5>Right.

0:48:10.719 --> 0:48:13.520
<v Speaker 1>He does not succeed in his time because it's just

0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:17.359
<v Speaker 1>not You can't win nationally, even among Republicans doing that

0:48:17.480 --> 0:48:20.800
<v Speaker 1>quite yet. That's not really going to be possible until

0:48:20.840 --> 0:48:24.560
<v Speaker 1>you've had a few generations of Rush Limbaugh and Andrew Breitbart, etc.

0:48:24.920 --> 0:48:28.400
<v Speaker 1>Propagandizing to the masses. That's it. He doesn't do badly.

0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:30.920
<v Speaker 1>He takes in one point two million votes, which is

0:48:30.960 --> 0:48:34.160
<v Speaker 1>an amount vastly higher than nearly any third party candidates

0:48:34.200 --> 0:48:37.359
<v Speaker 1>get today, but also well short of what Wallace did.

0:48:37.760 --> 0:48:41.880
<v Speaker 1>In his concession speech, Schmidts aptly identified that Republican influencers

0:48:41.920 --> 0:48:44.520
<v Speaker 1>would use his techniques to win support of the dedicated

0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:47.239
<v Speaker 1>maniacs who made up his base in the future. We

0:48:47.320 --> 0:48:50.120
<v Speaker 1>got one million votes enough to strike fear in some

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:54.359
<v Speaker 1>hearts in this country. He's not wrong there. He saw

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:56.640
<v Speaker 1>this as a good start. He was at the time

0:48:56.719 --> 0:49:00.240
<v Speaker 1>the seventh most successful third party candidate in US political history,

0:49:00.640 --> 0:49:03.719
<v Speaker 1>and his plan was to double down, get back into Congress,

0:49:03.760 --> 0:49:06.439
<v Speaker 1>and weld together a coalition of the deranged that could

0:49:06.480 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 1>lurch the Republican Party to the right and act as

0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:11.920
<v Speaker 1>a constant thorn in Dick Nixon's side. They were not

0:49:11.960 --> 0:49:14.880
<v Speaker 1>aware at this point that Nixon was going to get shitcammed.

0:49:14.920 --> 0:49:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Coalition of the Deranged is beautiful.

0:49:17.320 --> 0:49:20.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, well that's what's going on here. Right. While

0:49:20.800 --> 0:49:23.719
<v Speaker 1>he plotted, his wife organized her campaign against the Equal

0:49:23.760 --> 0:49:26.120
<v Speaker 1>Rights Amendment and scored a job on TV as a

0:49:26.160 --> 0:49:30.239
<v Speaker 1>political pundit. Things were going great for the Schmitzes. They

0:49:30.280 --> 0:49:35.200
<v Speaker 1>had power, money, and growing influence. Soon in nineteen seventy three,

0:49:35.880 --> 0:49:39.040
<v Speaker 1>John Schmitz, who's again a family values candidate. Right, that's

0:49:39.040 --> 0:49:42.480
<v Speaker 1>a big part of this degeneracy and modern era. Our kids.

0:49:42.640 --> 0:49:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we want to know what comes next. Oh

0:49:45.239 --> 0:49:49.640
<v Speaker 1>he gives himself a mistress. Yees. Yes, this guy is

0:49:49.680 --> 0:49:52.960
<v Speaker 1>both a creepy politics dude but also a professor. So

0:49:53.040 --> 0:49:56.040
<v Speaker 1>of course his mistress is one of his former students,

0:49:56.520 --> 0:50:00.200
<v Speaker 1>much younger, Carla Stuckel. He is like fifty now, he's

0:50:00.280 --> 0:50:05.040
<v Speaker 1>like in her late twenties, And he starts sleeping with

0:50:05.080 --> 0:50:09.120
<v Speaker 1>his student, Carla Stuckell, former student, and then he fathers

0:50:09.120 --> 0:50:11.800
<v Speaker 1>two children with her over the space of a few years.

0:50:12.200 --> 0:50:14.920
<v Speaker 1>And while he's doing that, Mary Schmidz is doing her

0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:18.120
<v Speaker 1>phillish laughly routine. She's going on TV, she's organizing the

0:50:18.160 --> 0:50:20.200
<v Speaker 1>fight against the equal rights and then that are helping

0:50:20.239 --> 0:50:23.640
<v Speaker 1>to you know. And while you know, he is seeing

0:50:23.640 --> 0:50:26.680
<v Speaker 1>his mistress and she is becoming a media influencer. You

0:50:26.719 --> 0:50:29.760
<v Speaker 1>know what, no one is doing watching their fucking kids.

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:33.760
<v Speaker 1>And this is going to end in tragedy. One August

0:50:33.800 --> 0:50:36.960
<v Speaker 1>afternoon in nineteen seventy three, both parents are out and

0:50:37.000 --> 0:50:40.359
<v Speaker 1>their daughter, Mary Kay, a sixth grader, had been put

0:50:40.400 --> 0:50:41.520
<v Speaker 1>in charge of the baby.

0:50:41.640 --> 0:50:44.040
<v Speaker 2>Philip time out, time out. First of all, that's totally

0:50:44.080 --> 0:50:47.279
<v Speaker 2>not a nod. You can totally do that. No, this

0:50:47.480 --> 0:50:49.759
<v Speaker 2>is family one, family two. What are we talking about.

0:50:49.760 --> 0:50:52.040
<v Speaker 2>We're talking about mistress's family. We're talking about Mary.

0:50:52.600 --> 0:50:56.200
<v Speaker 1>No, No, his his family one family og Fang, his

0:50:56.280 --> 0:50:59.080
<v Speaker 1>daughter from family one, Mary Kay, who I told you

0:50:59.120 --> 0:51:01.400
<v Speaker 1>to keep an eye on for this. Although this plays

0:51:01.400 --> 0:51:04.080
<v Speaker 1>into why you need to remember Mary Gay. They have

0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:06.400
<v Speaker 1>her watching the baby while he is having sex with

0:51:06.560 --> 0:51:11.759
<v Speaker 1>his former student, and Mary is on TV. Right, and

0:51:11.760 --> 0:51:13.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna quote from the La Times here. The baby

0:51:13.880 --> 0:51:15.520
<v Speaker 1>was a fearless three year old and when he took

0:51:15.520 --> 0:51:17.480
<v Speaker 1>off his life jacket and stepped into the deep end

0:51:17.560 --> 0:51:20.360
<v Speaker 1>of the pool. Not even the diligent Mary Catherine, playing

0:51:20.440 --> 0:51:22.719
<v Speaker 1>the shallow end with their older brother Jerry, noticed the

0:51:22.760 --> 0:51:25.960
<v Speaker 1>tiny splash only after their mother began looking for Philip.

0:51:26.040 --> 0:51:28.240
<v Speaker 1>Was he found lifeless on the bottom of the pool.

0:51:29.440 --> 0:51:35.200
<v Speaker 1>So that's bad. Yeah, pools not great. And I mean.

0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:38.200
<v Speaker 2>People who are not wealthy enough to have this problem

0:51:38.280 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 2>don't know, but like me, but apparently, Yeah, pools are

0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:45.480
<v Speaker 2>total death traps. There's like one of them leading killers

0:51:45.480 --> 0:51:46.040
<v Speaker 2>of babies.

0:51:46.120 --> 0:51:50.880
<v Speaker 1>Of course it is, they're not that's not even surprising.

0:51:51.120 --> 0:51:53.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean, guns are really trying.

0:51:53.440 --> 0:51:56.040
<v Speaker 1>It's just a thing for a small person to drown it.

0:51:56.360 --> 0:51:59.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, guns are truly trying to Like I

0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:01.799
<v Speaker 2>think it might be no, might actually begun to this point.

0:52:01.840 --> 0:52:04.359
<v Speaker 1>But pools, oh, I think I probably beat him at

0:52:04.360 --> 0:52:07.240
<v Speaker 1>this point. Yeah. Those are much more affordable than al

0:52:07.320 --> 0:52:08.439
<v Speaker 1>everybody gun.

0:52:08.840 --> 0:52:15.759
<v Speaker 2>I know, if only pools were as accessible, we.

0:52:15.719 --> 0:52:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Could be drowning in case, we could really up those numbers.

0:52:21.600 --> 0:52:24.800
<v Speaker 1>So you know, this is tragic, obviously, and it brings

0:52:24.800 --> 0:52:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Schmidt's a lot of sympathy, partly because nobody knew that

0:52:28.280 --> 0:52:30.680
<v Speaker 1>the reason he had not been there to watch his baby.

0:52:31.000 --> 0:52:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Is that he was having sex with a woman not

0:52:33.400 --> 0:52:36.160
<v Speaker 1>his wife, who was also his former student. You know,

0:52:36.200 --> 0:52:38.279
<v Speaker 1>if people had known that he was a fraud as

0:52:38.320 --> 0:52:41.200
<v Speaker 1>a moral paragon and that his son had maybe died

0:52:41.239 --> 0:52:45.120
<v Speaker 1>in part due to his ambitions, they might not have

0:52:45.160 --> 0:52:47.279
<v Speaker 1>felt as positively about him, though. But this doesn't come

0:52:47.320 --> 0:52:50.160
<v Speaker 1>out immediately, right, and through the mid nineteen seventies to

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:53.120
<v Speaker 1>the early eighties, Schmids, you know, continues to run. He

0:52:53.120 --> 0:52:56.279
<v Speaker 1>gets back into state Congress. He's in California Congress for

0:52:56.320 --> 0:52:59.880
<v Speaker 1>another term. He makes another national level campaign, and he

0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:04.280
<v Speaker 1>becomes more comfortable broadcasting openly racist remarks on the campaign

0:53:04.360 --> 0:53:08.080
<v Speaker 1>trail after lawyer Gloria Already gives him a leather chastity

0:53:08.120 --> 0:53:11.680
<v Speaker 1>belt during a state Senate committee on abortion, and Gloria

0:53:11.760 --> 0:53:14.960
<v Speaker 1>is like making fun of him. He's they're doing. They

0:53:15.000 --> 0:53:17.960
<v Speaker 1>have a state Senate committee in California on like abortion laws,

0:53:18.280 --> 0:53:21.280
<v Speaker 1>and obviously she's Gloria already she thinks it should be legal,

0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:24.279
<v Speaker 1>and that he is being a howling fascist about it

0:53:24.320 --> 0:53:26.400
<v Speaker 1>and saying no, women shouldn't have the right to have sex,

0:53:26.440 --> 0:53:29.240
<v Speaker 1>all right, And so she gives him a chastity belt, right.

0:53:29.080 --> 0:53:30.719
<v Speaker 2>I love it, which which actually he needs.

0:53:30.719 --> 0:53:31.399
<v Speaker 1>It's like a joke.

0:53:31.560 --> 0:53:33.120
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't even know that he's fathered.

0:53:34.320 --> 0:53:37.919
<v Speaker 1>He literally does. She has actually anticipated a real need.

0:53:38.200 --> 0:53:42.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:53:42.239 --> 0:53:47.120
<v Speaker 1>He issues a press release calling Gloria and other pro

0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:51.200
<v Speaker 1>choice activists quote a sea of hard Jewish and arguably

0:53:51.320 --> 0:54:00.120
<v Speaker 1>female faces. There is there. He said it. Yeah, he

0:54:00.600 --> 0:54:05.920
<v Speaker 1>did it everybody, And there's a backlash to this. Even

0:54:06.000 --> 0:54:10.319
<v Speaker 1>in the seventies, you can't say this, like, so there's

0:54:10.320 --> 0:54:13.120
<v Speaker 1>a backlash. In his response to the backlashes, basically they say,

0:54:13.120 --> 0:54:15.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't hate Jews. They're like everyone else except more so,

0:54:16.560 --> 0:54:18.240
<v Speaker 1>which is still pretty racist.

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:20.600
<v Speaker 2>They're like everyone else, except.

0:54:22.040 --> 0:54:28.560
<v Speaker 1>They're not like everyone else. I mean, it's something people

0:54:28.640 --> 0:54:31.040
<v Speaker 1>used to say it about the Japanese too. I think

0:54:31.040 --> 0:54:33.880
<v Speaker 1>it's like a classier way of saying they're not like

0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:36.759
<v Speaker 1>regular people. I think it's what you say too when

0:54:36.800 --> 0:54:39.239
<v Speaker 1>the group you're afraid of has a reputation at least

0:54:39.280 --> 0:54:42.440
<v Speaker 1>for like being powerful in an industry or in some

0:54:42.520 --> 0:54:44.960
<v Speaker 1>other way. Right, you know, Japan is a military power.

0:54:45.000 --> 0:54:48.440
<v Speaker 1>When people are saying that about Japan, there's this widespread

0:54:48.440 --> 0:54:50.840
<v Speaker 1>attitude that Jewish people run certain and I think that's

0:54:50.960 --> 0:54:52.400
<v Speaker 1>kind of what he's saying, right.

0:54:53.080 --> 0:54:54.920
<v Speaker 2>So it's the polite company bigotry.

0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:58.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, it is the polite way of saying I

0:54:58.040 --> 0:55:00.960
<v Speaker 1>think the Jews run the media, right, That is basically

0:55:01.000 --> 0:55:04.120
<v Speaker 1>what he's saying. He also he did not just confine

0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:07.120
<v Speaker 1>himself to talking about Jewish people. He said of Latinos,

0:55:07.320 --> 0:55:10.080
<v Speaker 1>I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic

0:55:10.080 --> 0:55:14.440
<v Speaker 1>with a mustache, which is what a wild thing to say.

0:55:14.520 --> 0:55:14.759
<v Speaker 3>Say.

0:55:15.239 --> 0:55:18.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what a dad or that's what a guy

0:55:18.520 --> 0:55:23.080
<v Speaker 2>on Sinco de Mayo says. Yes, yes, a nacho bull

0:55:23.320 --> 0:55:27.080
<v Speaker 2>like sombrero. Yeah, and calling every waiter pedro.

0:55:28.280 --> 0:55:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He also called Martin Luther King Junior a notorious liar.

0:55:33.120 --> 0:55:35.359
<v Speaker 1>He had regained a Senate seat in nineteen seventy eight,

0:55:35.440 --> 0:55:37.560
<v Speaker 1>but he failed in two campaigns to win election to

0:55:37.600 --> 0:55:40.120
<v Speaker 1>the US Senate. By nineteen eighty two, he had been

0:55:40.200 --> 0:55:43.719
<v Speaker 1>thoroughly relegated to the status of a local headache. And

0:55:43.760 --> 0:55:46.600
<v Speaker 1>then in nineteen eighty two, a month after losing yet

0:55:46.600 --> 0:55:50.480
<v Speaker 1>another primary election, the news broke that Schmidt's had fathered

0:55:50.520 --> 0:55:54.160
<v Speaker 1>two children with his mistress. Now you want to know

0:55:54.160 --> 0:55:56.880
<v Speaker 1>how this news broke, because this is a fucking story.

0:55:57.160 --> 0:56:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, kay, it's may It involves a penis injury,

0:56:02.040 --> 0:56:05.240
<v Speaker 1>so not a good one. This is a child's penis injury.

0:56:05.719 --> 0:56:08.440
<v Speaker 1>So nobody laugh. You're not allowed to laugh if you

0:56:08.560 --> 0:56:11.640
<v Speaker 1>just had laughed before, feel bad about it right now? Yeah,

0:56:11.840 --> 0:56:16.320
<v Speaker 1>you're thinking about thirty seconds reflect on your crimes. Yeah, yeah,

0:56:16.480 --> 0:56:20.560
<v Speaker 1>you sick ohs. So his also, this is kind of

0:56:20.600 --> 0:56:23.560
<v Speaker 1>a sicko thing. He names his second son out of

0:56:23.600 --> 0:56:29.720
<v Speaker 1>wedlock after his father. No, which is a weird move

0:56:30.920 --> 0:56:33.640
<v Speaker 1>for your kid. You're gonna deny the rest of his life.

0:56:33.880 --> 0:56:36.160
<v Speaker 2>But okay, like you have to have a little bit

0:56:36.160 --> 0:56:39.799
<v Speaker 2>of deniability, like if your wife finds out, but like,

0:56:39.840 --> 0:56:40.840
<v Speaker 2>that's not my kid.

0:56:41.280 --> 0:56:43.879
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, it's after you're dad.

0:56:43.960 --> 0:56:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Named after your dad.

0:56:46.120 --> 0:56:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? Yeah?

0:56:47.840 --> 0:56:50.720
<v Speaker 2>Its name is Snitzy Ditsy, Like come on now.

0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's you know, the reason this all comes out.

0:56:55.680 --> 0:56:58.040
<v Speaker 1>So he's got this kid, John George, who is a

0:56:58.040 --> 0:57:01.239
<v Speaker 1>baby at this point, and the baby gets booked at

0:57:01.239 --> 0:57:05.279
<v Speaker 1>an oc hospital for an injured penis. The injury is

0:57:05.360 --> 0:57:08.279
<v Speaker 1>very peculiar. A piece of hair had been wrapped and

0:57:08.320 --> 0:57:11.200
<v Speaker 1>it's described as being wrapped in a square knot around

0:57:11.239 --> 0:57:13.279
<v Speaker 1>I think the head of the penis so tightly that

0:57:13.360 --> 0:57:16.440
<v Speaker 1>it had nearly severed the member. Right, So the baby

0:57:16.480 --> 0:57:18.760
<v Speaker 1>has to have surgery. He it's fucked up, but the

0:57:18.760 --> 0:57:22.240
<v Speaker 1>baby's fine, like it does, he does recover, right. But

0:57:22.360 --> 0:57:25.360
<v Speaker 1>the incident prompted obviously an investigation. Right, that's the kind

0:57:25.400 --> 0:57:28.160
<v Speaker 1>of thing that looks like it could be something intentional. Right,

0:57:28.320 --> 0:57:31.400
<v Speaker 1>someone hurt this kid, you know, I think they're perfectly

0:57:31.480 --> 0:57:34.800
<v Speaker 1>reasonable to look into this. Detectives threaten to arrest the

0:57:34.840 --> 0:57:37.320
<v Speaker 1>baby's mother, Carla Stuckle, if she didn't tell them who

0:57:37.360 --> 0:57:38.920
<v Speaker 1>the father was. And I think this is the police

0:57:38.960 --> 0:57:43.000
<v Speaker 1>assume if someone's abusing this child, it's probably the dad.

0:57:43.520 --> 0:57:45.240
<v Speaker 1>So we need to figure out who the dad is,

0:57:45.400 --> 0:57:47.400
<v Speaker 1>right yeah, yeah, And they're like, look, we'll arrest you

0:57:47.400 --> 0:57:49.280
<v Speaker 1>if you don't tell us. And that's how Schmidt's get

0:57:49.360 --> 0:57:51.960
<v Speaker 1>his name gets out, right because he's famous, Right, he's

0:57:51.960 --> 0:57:53.920
<v Speaker 1>there local, he's been there wrapped a couple of times.

0:57:53.920 --> 0:57:54.760
<v Speaker 1>He's this big figure.

0:57:55.080 --> 0:57:58.200
<v Speaker 2>So mom, so I know, like I see all these

0:57:58.280 --> 0:58:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Instagram posts and some of them are like careful with

0:58:01.400 --> 0:58:04.640
<v Speaker 2>you know, stray hairs, because I guess hairs. Yeah, you know,

0:58:04.680 --> 0:58:06.800
<v Speaker 2>when like a hair gets like wrapped around your finger,

0:58:07.000 --> 0:58:08.840
<v Speaker 2>like that can happen, and it can be hurt, and

0:58:08.880 --> 0:58:11.160
<v Speaker 2>it's hard to like cut it or break it. Just

0:58:11.360 --> 0:58:14.680
<v Speaker 2>random thing reasons for parents to worry, random shit, but

0:58:14.800 --> 0:58:18.160
<v Speaker 2>like getting it out of your dick. Like I don't

0:58:18.200 --> 0:58:20.720
<v Speaker 2>believe in God, but I'm pretty sure God put that

0:58:21.280 --> 0:58:22.160
<v Speaker 2>piece of hair around.

0:58:22.320 --> 0:58:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh God, that is kind of the shitty thing God

0:58:25.840 --> 0:58:28.760
<v Speaker 1>would do instead of just strike John Schmidt's down, make

0:58:28.800 --> 0:58:32.400
<v Speaker 1>a baby suffer to ruin his career, fucking asshole like

0:58:33.320 --> 0:58:38.760
<v Speaker 1>that is is a very old testament God. So you know,

0:58:38.840 --> 0:58:41.480
<v Speaker 1>the story breaks. I'm sure the police just can't keep

0:58:41.480 --> 0:58:43.520
<v Speaker 1>their mouths shut or whatever. But like it breaks, and

0:58:43.560 --> 0:58:46.280
<v Speaker 1>it creters John as a political figure. This is the

0:58:46.360 --> 0:58:49.920
<v Speaker 1>end of his like meaningful public life. He makes another

0:58:49.920 --> 0:58:52.280
<v Speaker 1>congressional run in nineteen eighty three, but he loses by

0:58:52.320 --> 0:58:55.440
<v Speaker 1>more than fifty points. The affair was such a scandal

0:58:55.480 --> 0:58:58.360
<v Speaker 1>that it also ends Mary Schmidz's career on TV, which

0:58:58.400 --> 0:59:00.800
<v Speaker 1>is a kind of evidence of some massada, right because like,

0:59:01.080 --> 0:59:04.400
<v Speaker 1>this isn't her fault, right that her husband cheated on

0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:07.000
<v Speaker 1>her with a lady, but she loses her job on

0:59:07.080 --> 0:59:10.000
<v Speaker 1>TV as a right wing shithead anyway, I guess it's

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<v Speaker 1>unjust she does suck, so you know, take you think

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<v Speaker 1>about that how you want. I guess the two separate,

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<v Speaker 1>but they get back together. True to his nature's human garbage,

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<v Speaker 1>Schmids never supports Carla Stuckle or helps to support their

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<v Speaker 1>He refuses to pay right. He is like this his

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<v Speaker 1>whole life. When the police question him, he tells the

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<v Speaker 1>police straight up, I do not and will not support

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<v Speaker 1>him financially. Because the police are like, do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to help pay the bill with the hospital for your son?

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I will not pay any money. It is

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<v Speaker 1>her responsibility to take care of him, not mine. Replicans

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<v Speaker 1>party of personal responsibility.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea, indeed, I mean at least I will give him this.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't, like, you know, advocate for stealth abortion the

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<v Speaker 2>way other Republicans do with their mistresses. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he has the kid and then he I mean

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<v Speaker 1>he was anti abortion, but he does have his kid, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then allows them to live a life of like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a shitty life where his dad doesn't hug

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<v Speaker 2>him or support him or love him the way Republicans

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<v Speaker 2>want in order to breed more Republicans.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what, You're head of the game again, Francesca. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>these kids have a nightmare life. Carla Stuckle is left

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<v Speaker 1>to support both children on her own. This is actually

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<v Speaker 1>did you watch The House of Usher?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, well, these two kids have literally the background of

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<v Speaker 1>the kids. I honestly wonder if that's who what's his

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<v Speaker 1>name was thinking of what? Anyway, So Carla is left

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<v Speaker 1>to support these kids on her own, which she does

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<v Speaker 1>until nineteen ninety three when she dies due to complications

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<v Speaker 1>from type one diabetes. She had been like working barely

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<v Speaker 1>keeping it together to take care of these two on

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<v Speaker 1>her own, and then she dies. Schmids refuses to take

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<v Speaker 1>either of his children and they're sent to an orphanage.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh John Smith's god, it's fuck a piece of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, he just like, not my responsibility, not my job.

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<v Speaker 1>Her body made him fuck her like it's it's that's him.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He lives on increasing increasingly angry, interrational until two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and one, when he dies of prostate cancer. The Journal

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<v Speaker 1>of Historical Review, which exists Tony the Holocaust, called him

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<v Speaker 1>a good friend in its obituary. He's a just a

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<v Speaker 1>cool guy. He is, by the way, a Holocaust denier.

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<v Speaker 1>He attends a vince held by the Journal of historical review.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course he has. He had to get the Bengo.

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<v Speaker 2>Guard, Yeah, exactly to complete it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's almost the in Francisca, because we got

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<v Speaker 1>one bond on this episode. Yes, Sophie, just read it

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<v Speaker 1>at the start. I mentioned at the start. Remember his

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<v Speaker 1>daughter Mary Kay. Yeah, right, Schmids the daughter that he

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<v Speaker 1>had with his wife, right, who starts there when her

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<v Speaker 1>baby brother dies, Yeah, which probably fucks her up somewhat.

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<v Speaker 1>So in between John getting exposed as a philandering fraud

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<v Speaker 1>and dying while he's still alive, something else happened, not

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<v Speaker 1>to him, but to his daughter, Mary Kay. She becomes

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<v Speaker 1>a middle school teacher and she marries someone. I want

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<v Speaker 1>you do you want to guess what the last name

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<v Speaker 1>of her husband is becomes her last name? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Kay Laturno, that's John Schmitz's daughter. Now, depending on

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<v Speaker 1>how much you know about this story, so you are saying,

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<v Speaker 1>oh shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually don't know this story.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, in like the mid nineties, Mary Kaylaturno. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's the mid nineties, Mary Kay Turno gets famous

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<v Speaker 1>because she starts she's a school teacher, a middle school teacher,

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<v Speaker 1>and she repeatedly statutorily rapes one of her twelve year

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<v Speaker 1>old male students and has two children with him. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my fucking gets public and she it is a massive

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<v Speaker 1>national news story. This is front page news on every

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<v Speaker 1>household for weeks for.

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<v Speaker 2>The first female teacher is a predator.

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<v Speaker 5>And you've probably you've probably seen the clips of like

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<v Speaker 5>them when they're older and her being like, oh is

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<v Speaker 5>the boss and him being like what the fuck and like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>it's because.

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<v Speaker 3>They go on to like get married and yeah, well

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<v Speaker 3>she's I mean she in prison and then makes Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's really dark.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my gosh, fucked up story.

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<v Speaker 4>She died horribly though, so that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>She does die really badly, so yeah, that's John Schmitz's

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<v Speaker 1>primary legacies are that he helped create the modern Republican

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<v Speaker 1>Party that we're all desperately hoping doesn't kill everybody today.

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<v Speaker 1>And he gave birth and raised Mary Kayla Turno, who

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<v Speaker 1>became one of the most famous pedophiles in this country's history.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh, I was not see that one coming, did you?

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<v Speaker 5>Was not ready for that last paragraph?

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<v Speaker 1>Surprise pedophile in the fourth quarter, baby, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you for knowing what the fourth quarter is.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, they breed, this is these are the kinds of

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<v Speaker 2>people they breed. This is what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean if you I mean, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I will, Mary Kayla Turno is a bad person. But

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<v Speaker 1>having your parents fist who neglect you and kind of

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<v Speaker 1>put you in a situation where you were responsible for

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<v Speaker 1>your infant brother or your child brother's death, couldn't have helped.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that didn't make the odds of her turning out

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<v Speaker 1>healthy better? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>No? And also like we don't know whatever, like some

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<v Speaker 2>other ship might have happened, you know what I mean, Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>someone who knows exactly like something else might have happened.

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<v Speaker 1>She is bad and so is he.

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<v Speaker 2>She's bad, She's very bad. She's curse. They're so cursed.

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<v Speaker 1>Also sounds like a dog shit family.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very dog shit family, Robert.

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<v Speaker 5>I think this is the first time in like a

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<v Speaker 5>really long time that I've been extremely surprised at the

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<v Speaker 5>end of.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you didn't say that one coming at all, did you?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I was more up on my on my

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<v Speaker 2>child rapists.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a there's a there's a lot of clips going

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<v Speaker 5>around because there's a Netflix movie that's loosely based based

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<v Speaker 5>off the story called me Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Good stuff, good stuff. I just know this is one

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<v Speaker 1>of those episodes that, like the instant I said that

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<v Speaker 1>across the country, like hundreds of thousands of people all went,

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<v Speaker 1>oh fuck, really you know I did not like it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such a funny bookend for this. Not funny because

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<v Speaker 1>like an actual child was deeply, deeply harmed here, more

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<v Speaker 1>than one. A lot of children actually armed in this story.

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<v Speaker 1>But just it was not not what you expect the

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<v Speaker 1>first ninety percent of this story, right, It's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun distraction from the rest of it, which was like

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<v Speaker 2>the origins of like the fly right and mano, Like

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<v Speaker 2>that's I like, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Really refreshing, Yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Really exactly cleanse my palate from all the other stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmmmm. It's like that sip of water when you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing a wine tasting. For sure, this is probably not

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<v Speaker 1>a road to go down.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, do not. But hey, look they got

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<v Speaker 2>a Netflix show, I mean movie, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, I'm gonna be watching that tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, poor Schmidz doesn't get a special.

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<v Speaker 1>So Francesca Fiorentini, you have a podcast Habituation Room, which

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<v Speaker 1>people should listen to. I have been on it.

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<v Speaker 2>You have you were great, you were there in person.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing another live show on January twenty eighth, seven

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<v Speaker 2>pm at the Gateway Theater in San Francisco, is a

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<v Speaker 2>part of SF Sketch Fest, and Miles Gray is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be there, and thank you so much. And now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna just sit in shame that I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>who Mary Kayla Turno was and I was just now

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay, it's okay, double knew it.

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<v Speaker 4>I double knew it.

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<v Speaker 2>So we made up.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got time before Sketch Fest to really really work

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<v Speaker 1>on some Mary kay laterno jokes. You know what, if

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<v Speaker 1>you just find David Letterman's monologues from back then you

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<v Speaker 1>can steal some one.

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<v Speaker 2>To steal them, and Kat Williams will call me out

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<v Speaker 2>for it. It'll be great. Yeah, it's just been a.

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<v Speaker 1>Pleasure so much. Anything else you want to tell people, no, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Just listen to the Situation Room and there's a comic

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<v Speaker 2>and uh oh yeah, there's always a comedian. There's always

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<v Speaker 2>an expert or and activists. We talk politics and kind

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<v Speaker 2>of big what the fuck are we going to do

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<v Speaker 2>in twenty twenty four stuff. So it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, And I think that's it's useful. You're thebituation

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<v Speaker 1>Room has a style that is cathartic to it, and

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<v Speaker 1>if you think you need that right now as we

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<v Speaker 1>start to head into twenty twenty four, it's a great

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<v Speaker 1>place to get it. So you listen to some of

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<v Speaker 1>that relax. I feel too bad for laughing about the Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you never know where Married Kay Laturno is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be heading in an episode, so best I could do

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<v Speaker 1>that any day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, my face is a different shade.

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<v Speaker 4>That's how shocking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it's like how you know, you I may

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<v Speaker 1>have American history before j six and after we're like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh wow, now a coup could just happen at any time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's real to us now. The possibility of being confronted

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<v Speaker 1>with Mary Kay Laturno is going to be lurking in

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<v Speaker 1>the back of your mind every episode, Sophie forever.

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<v Speaker 5>It's been five or six years, and this is the

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<v Speaker 5>first time where I couldn't close my bow.

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<v Speaker 4>The pure shock of the Mary Kay Turno draw.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>See, it's a good way to four.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I feel like I gotta go, like

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<v Speaker 4>hug a dog in this.

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<v Speaker 1>Episode, What Yeah, Yeah, Bye, all right, everybody, Bye bye bye.

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