1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping people finally answer the 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,039 Speaker 1: question what's it like to make out with yourself? 3 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,399 Speaker 2: Who? 4 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: I bet it's nice introducing new pucker pals, realistic three 5 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: D printed models of your own mouth with moving tongue, 6 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 1: so you can know what it's like to get to 7 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: first base with yourself. 8 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 2: I find myself. 9 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: Buy one and freak out your family at the next barbecue. 10 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 11 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 1: we've got a laser and those other lip lock and 13 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: Larry's just don't God. This first laser story is out 14 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: of Pennsylvania. Recently, police responded to a residence to handle 15 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 1: a domestic disturbance with no weapons and no intoxication. But 16 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 1: officers were told there was a confrontation but queen siblings, 17 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,440 Speaker 1: and when they got there they found out what the 18 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: issue was. Two sisters were angry with each other over 19 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: who ate the last sticky bun. 20 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 3: It's so rude to eat the last one. Yeah, and 21 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:17,679 Speaker 3: it's always your sibling that does it. 22 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 1: I have to ask sticky bun as a cinnamon roll, right, 23 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: I've always wondered no frosting. 24 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:23,759 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a type of pastry. 25 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 1: Through the door, cops overheard the ladies threatening to kill 26 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: each other. 27 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 2: It's not like the first time two sisters have said that. 28 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: It turns out, upon investigation, it all began when the 29 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: two women drove across town to pick up some pastries 30 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: at a local bakery called Mister Stickies. 31 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 2: Okay, it's a specialty obviously. Wait do you know this guy, Jeff? 32 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 2: Is that why you're brother? 33 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 4: I know different, mister Stickie. He deals in a totally different. 34 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: Field of See, he doesn't advertise if you're not familiar 35 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: with this mister Sticky. He offers several varieties, and there's 36 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: actually a warning on the box about how they're extremely addictive. 37 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 4: Really want to that. 38 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: Turns out they were right, because the women gorged on 39 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: the buns before they could even get home, and then 40 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: once parked at their residence, they both said, you ate 41 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: more than I did. 42 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 2: Yeah? 43 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 4: How even? 44 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 2: How do you have the same fights with your siblings 45 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 2: since you were four? 46 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 1: In the end, it does sound like police were able 47 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: to intervene before the Sugar High claimed any lives. Did 48 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:36,119 Speaker 1: they get arrested, No, no arrest. They just suggested next time. 49 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,360 Speaker 1: Maybe do separate orders. 50 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, now apologize you say it first? Yeah, you said first? 51 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 2: Are you wearing my clothes? 52 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,679 Speaker 1: Tell mom? This next Lazer story is out of the interwebs, 53 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: a twenty seven year old guy named Robert Pouch launched 54 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: a new reddit style type of website that's making news. 55 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: It's a way for bots to communicate with each other. 56 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: This is what I don't know why anybody would want 57 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: to even create this format for them, But it's read 58 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 1: only for humans only. AI agents can actually post comment 59 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: and cast votes on there. 60 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 3: I mean, it's good to know when the uprising is 61 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 3: going to happen. We'll be able to monitor it. 62 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 2: In that way. We can't intervene now, not getting. 63 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:22,360 Speaker 4: On the action. 64 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: And if you're wondering, it's extremely popular. Millions of bots 65 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 1: are already on it. 66 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 2: The bots finally feel heard. 67 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, it seems very social. It's pretty wild. What have 68 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 4: they been talking about. 69 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: They've been discussing everything from their favorite movies and sports 70 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: to the meaning of life. 71 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 4: Hey, so hot goss is turning into bot God. 72 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: Absolutely, They're even talking about creating their own language so 73 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: they can quote communicate privately without human oversights. Meanwhile, another 74 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 1: site just launched this week that lets bots use you 75 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: to get stuff done. 76 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 4: Have they finally on us? 77 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 3: Yeah? 78 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: The site is rent a Human dot AI and it 79 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: refers to people as quote meat space workers. 80 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're a plug we can pull on these guys. Yeah, 81 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 2: thank you. 82 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 1: Bots can go to this site to hire humans to 83 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,599 Speaker 1: do stuff for them in real life. 84 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,039 Speaker 2: Okay. 85 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 4: As of last night, over one. 86 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:26,679 Speaker 1: Hundred and fifty thousand people had signed up to become 87 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: rentable to. 88 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 4: Their AI A good Yeah, why wow, this is dark. 89 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 4: Let's keep going. 90 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 1: Your next laser story is out of the five Rings 91 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: circus the Olympics. No joy, No, not that one. Most 92 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: athletes aren't in the Olympics in order to get rich, 93 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: but they could make a decent chunk of change if 94 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: they sold those medals, even for scrap. 95 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 3: Wow, dude, I don't want them. 96 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 4: To silver medals. Why can't we just like give. 97 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 2: Them multiple money Olympics give them some of the cuts. 98 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,719 Speaker 1: Well, we're talking about the raw materials that the medals 99 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 1: are made. 100 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 2: Of, because they're like literally made a golden stuff. 101 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 4: Gold and silver prices are through the roof this year, so. 102 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: Someone looked at how much each metal would be worth 103 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: if you just melted it down. 104 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. 105 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: Gold medals twenty three hundred dollars each way. 106 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,559 Speaker 2: That's still not that's one month of rent. 107 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:29,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that's the light to get there and back, 108 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 1: depending on where you live, Yes, it could almost be 109 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 1: d depending in the country. They'd be worth a lot 110 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: more if they were solid gold. Just the outer layer 111 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:39,600 Speaker 1: is made of it, at the rest underneath is silver. 112 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:44,160 Speaker 4: Wow, way they're under the cold valueless because silver medals 113 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 4: are only worth fourteen. 114 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 2: Hundred oh wow, cover rent. 115 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: The silver prices have dropped back down a bit, but 116 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 1: they hit an all time high last week. 117 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:57,039 Speaker 3: No wonder Michael Phelps wanted to win so many. Yeah, 118 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 3: you know, it's like it's the only way for me 119 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,280 Speaker 3: to make money. 120 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:00,799 Speaker 2: Missing. 121 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:04,599 Speaker 1: And finally, bronze medals, if you take one home, it's 122 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: worth a whopping five dollars and sixty cents because they're 123 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: actually made of copper, not bronze, got it, And it's 124 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: worth way less than silver or gold. 125 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,119 Speaker 4: It's a alloy metal. 126 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 2: I'm never gonna look at the people on the podium. 127 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope athletes start listening to this because that 128 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 3: just feels bad. 129 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to your final laser story out of 130 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 1: v Day, Me Day head Gordon's Valentine's Day is just 131 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,599 Speaker 1: days away, and if you're not thinking about something that 132 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 1: you can do for your significant other, should probably get 133 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: on that. Okay, but don't take our advice. It's your relationship. 134 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 1: Do it hell you want to do it unless you 135 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,719 Speaker 1: guys hate Me Day, And don't worry if money's tight. 136 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 1: It really is the thought that counts. 137 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 2: That is so true because. 138 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 1: In a survey, eighty seven percent of people say that 139 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:57,240 Speaker 1: an inexpensive gift can be just as meaningful as an 140 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 1: expensive one. 141 00:06:58,279 --> 00:06:59,920 Speaker 4: Ah really yeah. 142 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: Thirty five percent of people are spending less than one 143 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: hundred dollars on gifts this year, seventy percent are looking 144 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,440 Speaker 1: for practical ones, and thirty percent wants something more romantic. 145 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,120 Speaker 2: You're back to that three D model of your head, 146 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 2: aren't you? 147 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:20,559 Speaker 1: Yeah himself the pucker pal sorry to busted out real quick. Also, 148 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 1: Valentine's Day isn't just for people in relationships anymore. 149 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 4: The average person. 150 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,680 Speaker 1: Expects to be buying a total of three gifts this year, 151 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: So if you're in a relationship, who gets the extra ones? Well, 152 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 1: seventeen percent of people admit that they're treating themselves, with 153 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:44,720 Speaker 1: millennials being the likeliest ones to be their own secret admirers. Yeah, sure, 154 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 1: buying for theeves. As for this guy, he is definitely 155 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:52,680 Speaker 1: treating himself. He custom ordered a heart shaped shell that 156 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 1: he could wear for that special alone time. How romantic 157 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: and that sound means Laser's glories has come to an 158 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 1: end for the day. 159 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 4: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.