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Speaker 1: What is today's stupid Internet question? I'm glad you asked,

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Speaker 1: because we're about to discuss in another exciting round of

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Speaker 1: What is today's stupid Internet question? I'm glad you asked.

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Speaker 1: Today's stupid Internet question is how often should you vacuum?

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Speaker 1: How often should question me? Yeah, I wonder vacuums more

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Speaker 1: than anybody I've ever met in my entire You make

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Speaker 1: it sound worse than it is. I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: a bad thing. I think it's great how much you vacuum?

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Speaker 1: Because I see how much comes up when Alex vacums.

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Speaker 1: Alex and arm Mary, if you didn't know that, by

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Speaker 1: it's the next day, hour, even every day full of

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Speaker 1: course like the dust though I'm really allergic to dust.

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Speaker 1: So I've noticed that makes since i've been vacuuming a

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Speaker 1: lot more often. My allergies have been a lot better.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just going to keep vacuuming a lot and

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Speaker 1: it's fine. It's totally fine. So how often would you

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Speaker 1: say that somebody should vacuum? Then? I feel like, if

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Speaker 1: the house like every other day. And if you have carpet,

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Speaker 1: I hate carpet. It's disgusting. We do have carpet in

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Speaker 1: It's victoria. Is it? Like he vacuum like in the

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Speaker 1: I don't keep yeah no, no no, no, I do vacuum

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Speaker 1: You like vacuum. When you brush your teeth, you rust

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Speaker 1: vacuum productivity. It's fine at all. Hey, you like to

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Speaker 1: you how much Just is in the studio. The other day,

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Speaker 1: we were driving. Alex and I are married, like I said,

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Speaker 1: so we drive together. We're driving. Today's stupid internet question

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Speaker 1: is how often should you vacuum? And I'm just sitting there.

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Speaker 1: asked me about ten times a day, okay, Alex's answer. Hey, Kelly,

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Speaker 1: what's your answer? How often should you vacuum? Oh? Gosh,

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Speaker 1: I would say like every three days? Why every three days?

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Speaker 1: Because they should be picking up after themselves. I think

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Speaker 1: Because I vacuum. I actually like vacuum too. That's the problem, though.

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Speaker 1: frame day mornings on. That's twenties catering. This is Crystal. Hey, Crystal,

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Speaker 1: how are you. The name is Pete Deekins. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from and you're putting together a banquet for our company.

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Speaker 1: I know you've been dealing with rows um, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: for the event that you're catering. So um, Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Rose and I have been working on a great menu.

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Speaker 1: And you said your name was Pete, right, Yes, my

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Speaker 1: prepping and the cooking. Great, great great, Um. Did Rose

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Speaker 1: go over the Parmesian cheese with you? Parmesian cheese? Um?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know what parmesian is. You haven't

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Speaker 1: heard of Parmesian cheese before. No, and Rose actually didn't

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Speaker 1: Parmesian cheese with you? You know, maybe there was some

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Speaker 1: sort of miscommunication. If you could just spell a Parmesian

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Speaker 1: for me, I can look that up right now. We

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Speaker 1: will find like the best recipe, well it's not so

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Speaker 1: ahead and give you. It's pa R M E S

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Speaker 1: A N Parmesian. You mean Parmesan cheese. No, I mean

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Speaker 1: Parmesian cheese. I don't know what that other one is,

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Speaker 1: but it's like the white sprinkly cheese, right, par Parmesian cheese, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: parmesan cheese. I don't know what that is. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about parmesian cheese. No, we are talking about the same cheese.

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Speaker 1: Iss You're definitely not, because you're saying a different word

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Speaker 1: than I am. I've never heard of that before. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about parmesian cheese. It's very popular. It's a white basically.

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Speaker 1: It goes on a lot of pastas and things like that.

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Speaker 1: we definitely have that under control, and if actually, well,

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Speaker 1: I still haven't heard you describe the food item that

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Speaker 1: if it's rare. Parmesan is very very common. It comes

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Speaker 1: able to locate and deal with the Parmesian cheese in

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Speaker 1: the specific way that they need it dealt with. No,

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Speaker 1: it's the same cheese. It's pronounced parmesan. And that's actually

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Speaker 1: how are you even saying it Parmesian cheese? It's not

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Speaker 1: parmesian Parmesian? Okay, it's Parmesian cheese. I've literally never heard

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Speaker 1: It's the same cheese, sir, With all due respect, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to go we have parmesan cheese. I call it parmesan.

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Speaker 1: The rest of the world's desk you call parmesian. We

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Speaker 1: have it. It's understand trol Parmesian cheese for the level,

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Speaker 1: It's parmesan. It's Parmesian, Parmesan. Parmesian is Jean asan, but

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Speaker 1: is Jean. It's Paris Jan. It's parmesan cheese. It's parmesan parmesan.

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Speaker 1: It's parmesan. It's parmesan cheese. Sir, I'm so sorry you

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Speaker 1: can't grasp that it's parmesan cheese. We have it. I

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Speaker 1: It's parmesan, parmesan, parmesan. This is a phone prink. This

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Speaker 1: Dana her, Yeah, the girl that you haven't talked to

418
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,720
Speaker 1: her since your date and she doesn't know why. Oh yeah,

419
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with her. She was very cool, chick.

420
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,440
Speaker 1: I liked it. We had a good time. I just

421
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 1: I just found something out though, that it just doesn't

422
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 1: really make sense for me to date her right now.

423
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,719
Speaker 1: It might be better, is it? We want to know?

424
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 1: But also, why can't you just not have to ghost? Okay,

425
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 1: just tell her that things aren't working out any time.

426
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 1: I mean, you're giving me job security. But it's rude

427
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:54,480
Speaker 1: to go somebody like that. So it's not her, It's

428
00:21:54,520 --> 00:22:00,119
Speaker 1: really not her, Okay, Rex, it's not me. It's me here.

429
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'll tell you what she thinks

430
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 1: me either. I'll tell you what she thinks, and then

431
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,359
Speaker 1: you tell me if it's right or wrong. Okay, she

432
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 1: thinks that you ghosted her because she is twenty nine

433
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 1: and still those with her parents. Oh no, no, that's

434
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,479
Speaker 1: not it. No, I don't care about that. That actually

435
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense to do it, you know,

436
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 1: in this day and age, for sure, All right now,

437
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,399
Speaker 1: I don't have any issue with that. So okay, So

438
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: what is it? Well, So the thing is is that

439
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,959
Speaker 1: it's kind of related to that, I would say so yet,

440
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 1: So I worked out the courthouse, and um, I happened

441
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 1: to see her mom going to file for divorce, and I,

442
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:44,920
Speaker 1: that's just so awkward that I know that. Well, because

443
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 1: when I went to pick her up at her house,

444
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 1: I saw a woman who looked very familiar, right, And

445
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 1: then you know, we go out on the date and

446
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,440
Speaker 1: we got to talk in a little bit, and suddenly

447
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 1: it struck me where I knew her from, and it

448
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 1: was at the courthouse. So why is that? Why? Why

449
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,399
Speaker 1: is that making you ghosts her? Though? Because it's like

450
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 1: super awkward that I don't know that Dana knows that

451
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 1: her mom is filing for divorce. I think, I mean, well,

452
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 1: I don't know. She probably wouldn't share that with you

453
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 1: on the first date. Yeah, I mean this is definitely

454
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: a second date conversation material though, it's like, hey, what

455
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 1: are you gonna have to drink? Also? Did you know

456
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 1: your parents were splitting? You're right, exactly, Like, how do

457
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: I say that? Right? I'm not gonna I don't. I

458
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: certainly don't want to be the one who for her.

459
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 1: Are you sure that her parents are getting divorced? Are

460
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: you sure it's her mom. Right, That's what I was

461
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: also going to say, Like, you met her mom what

462
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 1: for like thirty seconds? Like, are you for sure that

463
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 1: it was her mom? Als a twin? Literally, I'm pretty

464
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 1: good with faces. I feel like I'm like ninety nine

465
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 1: point eight percent sure. So are you saying this because

466
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: you think that Dana doesn't know that her parents are

467
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:53,360
Speaker 1: getting divorced, because like she might know, she didn't mention it. Well,

468
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: she might not do to you. Well I know, but

469
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,680
Speaker 1: if she, I mean, she didn't mention it, So I'm

470
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: certainly not going to be the first to mention it.

471
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: I just see why that's the reason for you to

472
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 1: go start. Yeah, Like I get that it's awkward for sure,

473
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 1: but I just, you know, I just try and be

474
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 1: a super nice guy, and I don't want to be

475
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 1: the one to share that information. I don't want to accident.

476
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of being around her would kind

477
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,919
Speaker 1: of weigh on me a little heavily if I you know,

478
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: I just have this in the back of my mind,

479
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: so I would hate to even accidentally do it. You

480
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 1: couldn't go out with her though, and find out if

481
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 1: she knows and not say it. Yeah, I mean, yes,

482
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 1: I actually I could I now, I mean, yeah, I

483
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: could go out with her, I suppose and and you know,

484
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 1: kind of saying how to Yeah, but your parents, how

485
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 1: would they do it? Because it comes out of my mouth.

486
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking that's a little bit of an odd question.

487
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 1: I mean, she does live with her parents, so you could,

488
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 1: you know, ask about that. But you know, she also

489
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: might just not want to tell you because it is

490
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 1: pretty personal. She might be going through it with that.

491
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: But unless you're waiting to for her mom to get

492
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: divorced so that you can jump in there, okay for

493
00:24:54,119 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 1: the love, that wasn't done my mind to play? Rex?

494
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: Do you want to get with the mom and you're

495
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 1: just buying your time? Is final? I certainly would be

496
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: a topic for radio, which, well, Rex, I do have

497
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: to let you know that, Um, even though you didn't

498
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: want to, you kind of have told Dana. So I

499
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: hope Dana already knows because she's actually on the phone

500
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 1: listening and wants to talk to you. What yeah, yeah,

501
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: but that's not that's not really good? What is fine?

502
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 1: What happens when yeah? Yeah, Dana high Rex? Hey did

503
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 1: you hear everything I said? H yeah, yeah I did.

504
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: What's going on like so wait, so um wait, so

505
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 1: you don't know if your parents are getting divorced, not

506
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 1: until right now? I mean you sure that was my mom.

507
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: I'm like ninety nine point eight percent sure it's your mom.

508
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry if that's the case when you're hearing no, sorry,

509
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: don't be sorry. I'm I'm putting you on. I already knew,

510
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: like the oh my god, So okay, so you know

511
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:10,199
Speaker 1: about this, d Yeah, No, we already knew, and like

512
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: we've been talking about it's like, you know, which half

513
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: am I going to live that, like with the master bedroom? Like, well,

514
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: that's good that you're okay with Yeah, yeah, you know. Honestly,

515
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: I'm the person that's the most happy that they're getting divorce.

516
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: It's a long time coming. They okay, so there you go, Rex,

517
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: Dana already knew. Well that is definitely a relief. Now

518
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 1: you go for no reason? Yeah all right, I know.

519
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I could have handled that better. Well, you know,

520
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: I appreciate you're not wanting to, you know, crush my

521
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 1: dreams of a happy family. I do appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, Rex,

522
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: would you like to go on another date with Dana?

523
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,479
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. I think you already said yes,

524
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 1: but I'll last second. Yeah, let's do it. Let's get it, Dana,

525
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: do you still want to go out with Rex? Yeah,

526
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: let's do it. Yeah, we'll have a good time and

527
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I will no more ghost things on me.

528
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

529
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in at four one o six

530
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: one saying you have a dirty little secret and this

531
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: is a Jewels show, So we're calling you back to

532
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: ask you a question? What's your dirty little secret? That

533
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: would be the question than you guys call me? Ye?

534
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you in a place where you can

535
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 1: tell us your dirty little secret right now? I mean yeah?

536
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: And can I preface it by saying it sounds a

537
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: lot worse than it is. Okay, good. That means it's

538
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 1: probably a good secret. Then sure you can say that,

539
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: but I might not agree when you tell us. So

540
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping with my co worker's boyfriend. Oh wow, okay,

541
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: So yeah that sounds bad no matter how you look. Oh,

542
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 1: it sounds so bad. I know it does. So how

543
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: did that happen? So? Starting off by saying I liked

544
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: him first, and she cheats on him all the time.

545
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: So you were all hanging out one night and like

546
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: she wanted to go home and we were like, well,

547
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: we're not done, and we were just having fun and

548
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: more friends. There was a group of us and it

549
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: just kept going on and on and on. It was

550
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: like a quite a bender, I would say, but like

551
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: and so it had happened, and I know, I know,

552
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: it's terrible fun. Did you tell him that she cheats

553
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,719
Speaker 1: on him all the time? I want to said something.

554
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: I think that they're on the rock of what I know.

555
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: It's going to be a tricky situation. Yea, the drama,

556
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: the dramas. I'm so embarrassed. Why doesn't he just break

557
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: up with her so that you can have him all

558
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: to yourself. I know, I know, I know, I know

559
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: it's messy. It well, and then we have to work together.

560
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: It's just the worst. And he's the nicest guy. Did

561
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: he not know that you liked him before she did?

562
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: I think that he did. But I also recently lost

563
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: a lot of weight and I'm just now looking cute again.

564
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: I've had a little bit of a transformation lately, so

565
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: you know, I'm turning a couple of heads and maybe

566
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: you shouldn't turn the heads of a single man. Yeah,

567
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: I know, well, maybe you should just drop hants like

568
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't know about your boyfriend. I

569
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: could see you happier with somebody else, Like I don't

570
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: know if he's right for you, she's just color. She's

571
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: cheating on you. Yeah, I saw him. I'll make you

572
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: want to take antibiotics. Thank you for telling us you're

573
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: a little secret. Of course. All right, let's get another one. Um, Hey,

574
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: what's up? You texted the Jewel Show at four one

575
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: o six one saying you have a dirty little secret.

576
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: So it's the Jewels Show calling you back. Hi hi hi?

577
00:29:51,800 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: Oh whoa, oh we are now? Oh no, are you

578
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: in bed with your boss right now? And so you

579
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: can't talk about Okay? Is that your dirty little secret?

580
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: I just made that up. I have no idea. No,

581
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,239
Speaker 1: that's a good dirty little secret. It is all right.

582
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: Are you in a place you can tell us your

583
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Yeah? Yeah, okay, I think so. Okay,

584
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: let's hear. Um, I stopped taking my antidepressants two weeks ago.

585
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: Oh and that's um. Yeah, usually isn't a good idea yet. Okay,

586
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like super horny. Oh oh, I can understand why.

587
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: If anybody's ever taken outidepressants before, they will numb you out.

588
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 1: That was one of the reasons why I stopped, because

589
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: I used to take antidepressants. I don't like the way

590
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: they made me feel. Right, they just made you feel

591
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: so numb. But also, your sex drive is like zero

592
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: zero because you just have no interest. And I was like,

593
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: normally I have like a pretty good one. You can

594
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: ask my wife. She gets annoyed by me all the satisfied.

595
00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: How much you get alex and irmerd if you didn't

596
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: know that. Right now, she's taking out a note, She's like,

597
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: get jewel prescription for a resum but love you. But uh,

598
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: it does numb you out like that. So when you

599
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: stopped taking them, now you're super horny. Oh my gosh. Yeah,

600
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: this is the first this has never happened. I've never

601
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: just stopped taking it. Oh well, have you talked to

602
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: your doctor? Uh? No, I just can't. Will you just

603
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: stopped taking this? Oh God, you felt good, and I

604
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: feel that's really good. Yeah, I would recommend talking to

605
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: your doctor. Try to sleep with your doctor. Maybe. Yeah,

606
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I think you're feeling good because

607
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: maybe your medicine was working. So I'm just worried that

608
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: you're gonna start to feel like not come down. Yeah,

609
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: because like if you want to stop taking your medicine,

610
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: I've heard they get like ween off of it. Speaking

611
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: of Ween, enjoy the horniness. Thanks for telling me. The

612
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand