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Speaker 3: We got a an email from a listener who simply
Speaker 3: titled their the subject line is P Diddy period, which
Speaker 3: that could be anything that said. We We got an
Speaker 3: email from a person. Dominic sent us an email subject
Speaker 3: line P Diddy period. It's just a very ominous period
Speaker 3: after the the subject and and Dominic says, I've worked
Speaker 3: for a few years in the music industry, and I
Speaker 3: have a rumor for you that I've heard from multiple
Speaker 3: separate parties. Oh this is gonna get spicy, he says, yeah.
Speaker 3: Dominic says p Diddy doesn't eat or sleep. He micro
Speaker 3: doses Molly to sustain and stay away from Monday through Saturday.
Speaker 3: Then on Sunday he goes into a chemically induced coma
Speaker 3: when he gets an IV injection of all the nutrients
Speaker 3: needed for the week.
Speaker 4: That I think there are roots of truth in this.
Speaker 4: I've also heard yeah from like I feel like it's
Speaker 4: a pretty commonly known thing that did he doesn't sleep?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: Whoa yeah?
Speaker 4: Or that he is or if he sleeps is very minimal.
Speaker 4: I remember even watching like it was either like did
Speaker 4: he runs the city or making the band or something
Speaker 4: like that, where somebody was talking about it and they
Speaker 4: were like, Yeah, if you work with him, you gotta
Speaker 4: figure out where to get sleep whatever you can, because
Speaker 4: he really just doesn't stop.
Speaker 5: He just goes and goes and goes.
Speaker 3: See. I always interpreted it that as like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: what he's doing because the cameras are here and because
Speaker 3: like they're in the middle of production. You know what
Speaker 3: I mean producing a record, whatever it is. But then
Speaker 3: obviously he would go and have a normal uh a
Speaker 3: twelve or you know, eight hour night like everybody else
Speaker 3: for you, you know, some of us, some of us
Speaker 3: are taking it too far, but point being a normal
Speaker 3: eight hour night afterwards, you know what I mean, weeks
Speaker 3: later after he's done with like this sort of hell
Speaker 3: week experience, that he would then eventually go to sleep.
Speaker 3: But you're saying, no, that's not something you believe.
Speaker 6: But that's what they're saying in this right, is that
Speaker 6: he just kind of like But I think I'm more
Speaker 6: responding to you specifically when you're saying you do, in
Speaker 6: fact believe that he isn't sleeping, that this is just continuous.
Speaker 4: See, I think he doesn't sleep very much. No, I
Speaker 4: don't think a lot of like people. I don't think
Speaker 4: a lot of people who are that successful sleep that much.
Speaker 4: Well that's successful in not a physical way, like you know,
Speaker 4: like like a guy like Lebron has to sleep like
Speaker 4: ten hours, right because he works out so much as
Speaker 4: you like that. But I think like the guy who's
Speaker 4: doing international business and stuff like that, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't think any of them probably sleep on that much.
Speaker 3: And do you do you think this is something that
Speaker 3: like chicken and egg right, Like, is it do they
Speaker 3: not sleep that much and that is how they became successful?
Speaker 3: Or is it that they don't sleep that much because
Speaker 3: of their success and they can do this chemically induced
Speaker 3: coma that did he's able to do.
Speaker 5: I think that people who don't sleep that much in
Speaker 5: general are looking for ways to fill their time productively,
Speaker 5: and that can often lead to more success. Yes, that
Speaker 5: make sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're either going to like become a success story
Speaker 3: or gonna buy commemorative coins on weird right stations at night.
Speaker 5: I mean, look at you, you're successful out easleep. I don't.
Speaker 3: I Actually I get a decent amount of sleep now,
Speaker 3: but it's largely because of my wife, Like if she
Speaker 3: weren't like a major advocate, so wife, before the wife
Speaker 3: the come up, like the DA I didn't sleep a lot.
Speaker 3: I I kind of I would go, you know, nights
Speaker 3: where it was like six hours, four hours, and that
Speaker 3: wasn't like a big deal for me.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Olivia sent us something and it says from ABC
Speaker 3: Nightly News when they interviewed him back in twenty ten,
Speaker 3: he quotes, I was proud of working eighteen hours a
Speaker 3: day and sleeping three hours a night, which, if we
Speaker 3: break down the week, I think that's not not basically
Speaker 3: resting for an entire day, right that like if he's
Speaker 3: talking about one yeah, and so like every day. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's closer to I think the actual numbers that he's
Speaker 3: talking about, if it's twenty four hours versus twenty one hours,
Speaker 3: but like he could get twenty one hours of sleep
Speaker 3: and be restored back to his twenty ten version of himself.
Speaker 4: That is, I don't sleep good, but I'm like working
Speaker 4: on it. Hey, I believe it, though, I do believe.
Speaker 4: I think also, you never met people who just have
Speaker 4: like energy, especially like did. He seems like a guy
Speaker 4: who was just like operating on pure on more energy
Speaker 4: than he is, Like savvy, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, though those uh, those coal men never stop pumping
Speaker 3: the coal into the fire in that body, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, he's just just like he's all hype and
Speaker 4: feeling and like I think he's just a highly energetic person.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Man, Like being in New York, I feel like makes
Speaker 4: you sleep less. I never sleep less than when I'm
Speaker 4: in New York.
Speaker 3: I think the the circumstances of being in New York.
Speaker 3: I think the fact that he's never settled down in
Speaker 3: any real way. Like even the women that he's in
Speaker 3: relationships with, he like barely hangs out with and like
Speaker 3: kind of knows them, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 3: he'll like have a lady fully committed to him for
Speaker 3: years and you'll be like, did he have you met
Speaker 3: her yet? Like do y'all even?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, do you guys hang out? Or is it?
Speaker 5: I think he just smashes. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think he truly just like smashes and then gives
Speaker 3: them give them ordinary gifts, yeah, insane gifts. And then
Speaker 3: on top of that, part of the reason he probably
Speaker 3: feels like that's the way to live is like, if
Speaker 3: this is correct, he's on molly the whole time, right,
Speaker 3: That's that's.
Speaker 4: The crazier part to me is that he just microdoses
Speaker 4: molly all the time. So is that to keep a
Speaker 4: serotonin up or something, because like the euphoria feeling, because
Speaker 4: some point you're gonna crash. I guess that's why I
Speaker 4: don't like drugs like that. It's like that serotonin crash,
Speaker 4: the next day kills me.
Speaker 3: But I, as a person who actually does enjoy Molly
Speaker 3: quite a bit, I will say that, uh that I
Speaker 3: don't have that big serotonin crash. I think, really, yeah,
Speaker 3: some people have, Like I mean, I definitely there's a
Speaker 3: down shift, right, But it doesn't feel like a thing
Speaker 3: where I'm like, yo, I can't do that anymore. It's
Speaker 3: just like, oh no, I'll have a lethargic day and
Speaker 3: a little bit of reflection, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like it doesn't scare me kind of thing.
Speaker 5: The world craves in when I do it. I hate
Speaker 5: that shit.
Speaker 4: But all this is going back to do I think
Speaker 4: that you could, you could do this and like live.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's just extreme. I think it's probably
Speaker 4: closer to the eighteen hours a day sleeping three a night.
Speaker 4: I think it's closer to that than it is too,
Speaker 4: Like you can't not sleep all. I mean you can,
Speaker 4: but like I don't feel like you could be effective
Speaker 4: just taking even even taking drugs to keep that plate spinning.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, it probably is closer to like
Speaker 3: the Michael Jackson propothal situation, right, like he was using
Speaker 3: drugs for obviously painkilling, but also to like put himself
Speaker 3: to sleep like he would put himself in these deep
Speaker 3: sleeps via drugs. And I think the the point is
Speaker 3: is that did he may be using some substance to
Speaker 3: be able to both stay awake for insane hours but
Speaker 3: then also immediately lock himself into betty By once he's
Speaker 3: done doing his ship.
Speaker 4: Because that's the thing too, is when you stay up
Speaker 4: a lot you don't like, it becomes very hard to
Speaker 4: go to sleep, or for me at least, like the
Speaker 4: hardest I ever times I ever have sleeping is what
Speaker 4: I've been up forever like and know I'm like, damn,
Speaker 4: I can't wait till I can go to bed, and
Speaker 4: then I finally get to bed, and then it takes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it takes a while. And if you are only
Speaker 3: planning for three hours, you can't count on your body
Speaker 3: to be like sleepy time.
Speaker 5: You got to be. I need I.
Speaker 3: Need some help give me that. Whatever he's doing, Yeah.
Speaker 5: But it is also in it. The eat thing seems
Speaker 5: crazy too. I don't know if I believe.
Speaker 3: That eating, but I will say that if you're on Molly,
Speaker 3: you know you don't really be one an like that.
Speaker 4: But I don't I think that there's a level of
Speaker 4: nutrients you can take in at a time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4: That makes sense, Like, I don't think you can just
Speaker 4: I don't think your body can just absorb all the
Speaker 4: nutrients you need for a week. And it's the reason
Speaker 4: that vitamins are like a scam, right, because you can
Speaker 4: only process so much at once and then the recipe out.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think what I'd say is, I imagine our bodies
Speaker 3: can process more when food is a non factor, right.
Speaker 3: That part of the reason our body can't process it
Speaker 3: is because it's spending energy and doing shit to digest.
Speaker 3: And so I think in the case of like an
Speaker 3: injection an IV, we probably can take on more than
Speaker 3: we would be able to if we just ingest it.
Speaker 3: That said, it is the most like I don't know
Speaker 3: of the suggestions, in part because did he ain't like, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he he don't look like a dude who's like fasting
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's fat, but he's not like although
Speaker 4: he's like a big runner, right, like he's.
Speaker 3: He was for like that year and a half that
Speaker 3: he did the A marathon, I don't think he's like
Speaker 3: still running.
Speaker 4: I mean, also, you know, who knows how his body
Speaker 4: is shipped. We just did an episode about fat displacement.
Speaker 3: That's true that maybe this is the skinniest Diddy is and.
Speaker 5: He's getting older. He's kind of old, sure because was
Speaker 5: he like probably fifty five?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's in his fifties, I think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So it's like it's a there's also like a
Speaker 4: level of that where he's just gonna get that fifty
Speaker 4: year old gut.
Speaker 5: So I don't know, man.
Speaker 3: Damn well, there I guess, listener, dear listener, dominated.
Speaker 5: This one felt real serious.
Speaker 3: It feels like you're unpacking something that might be real.
Speaker 3: And if you want to quit your job and take
Speaker 3: this on so that you can bring down Diddy and
Speaker 3: his his uh be time scam, I'd be excited for you, Dominic.
Speaker 3: I'd be excited to see you blow up your world
Speaker 3: over this.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think you should really take this one. I think
Speaker 4: you should go go straight at him. Yeah, if you're
Speaker 4: coming for the King, just don't miss.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Why is Diddy so tired?
Speaker 5: Where's the molly did? Yeah?
Speaker 3: He's got them red eyes. Well, I think we didn't.
Speaker 3: I think this more than covers what what Dominic needs.
Speaker 3: Thank you again Dominic for sending this bory. Could you
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