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Speaker 1: Hey, Scotty, Kurt, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good. I have one. It's an old one.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind an old one.

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Speaker 2: I don't mind an old one. And I've never seen

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Speaker 2: it before.

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Speaker 1: It's old bananas.

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Speaker 2: Here's an old bananas.

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Speaker 3: Man tripping on LSD saves dog from imagined house blaze.

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Speaker 1: Oh so it's a hero. That's fine. If it's old news. Uh,

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Speaker 1: let's find out more about that on this shocking episode

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Speaker 1: of Bananas.

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Speaker 4: You don't world up its head?

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Speaker 3: Would your mindsillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you believe?

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Speaker 5: Bananas?

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Speaker 3: Ba ba ba baby banana? Banana Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 3: to Banana.

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Speaker 2: I'm her Brown older.

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Speaker 1: I'm Scottie Landis. This is the silliest little podcast that

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Speaker 1: ever was. We're going to talk about some strange news.

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Speaker 1: We have a wonderful guest with us today, Kurt.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, she does. She is a wonderful guest.

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Speaker 3: Is a wonderful guest. She does she does on the

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Speaker 3: show she does is. She's an absolutely fantastic comedian. She

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Speaker 3: has been on my show hot Tub about one thousand times.

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Speaker 3: Show host of the Wonderful podcast, The Dork Forest, and

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Speaker 3: The Jackie and Laurie Show.

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Speaker 2: Please welcome the wonderful Jackie Cation.

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Speaker 4: Yy, I'm here old bananas. Do you ever do you

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Speaker 4: ever make banana bread out old bananas? Because that's what

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Speaker 4: you want to do. It's all I want to be

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Speaker 4: banana bread.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever heard of the like the pancakes that

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Speaker 3: you make with just eggs and old bananas.

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Speaker 2: They taste no flower, no flower.

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Speaker 3: You just put eggs and old bananas and you just cook,

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Speaker 3: you cook them like pancakes. The taste like pancakes. Like,

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Speaker 3: I don't know why it went.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's what you've done, is you've made essentially like

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Speaker 4: a potato lodka, but just out of bananas and eggs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah sounds good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. That sounds like

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Speaker 4: a genius, a genius mooth.

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Speaker 3: And it also just reveals how much bananas are just

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Speaker 3: like tubes of flour.

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Speaker 1: And that nobody gets a whole bunch. Everybody's always like,

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely I'm on a health kick. I'm gonna make

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Speaker 1: smoothies this week. And they bomb through the blueberries, they

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Speaker 1: bomb through the strawberries, and then you have two bananas

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Speaker 1: just hanging there and rotten in your life.

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Speaker 4: Yep, Yeah, Andy does a very good impression of a

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Speaker 4: banana who wants to be banana bed. He like, he

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Speaker 4: makes his he makes his spine go wobbly and he goes,

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Speaker 4: I want to be banana bread and then that's, uh,

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Speaker 4: that's fun for him. And so that's why I just

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Speaker 4: did that, thinking that you guys knew that joke. But

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Speaker 4: it turns out you're not in my relationship.

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Speaker 3: We're trying to be trying to be all that's it.

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Speaker 3: That's it mm hmm the whole time, you guys want

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Speaker 3: to hear about this this guy, I'm sure this is

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Speaker 3: This was sent him by Jim Matheson on Instagram as

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Speaker 3: notch would creative, very nice and he makes beautiful wood pieces.

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Speaker 1: You should check it out.

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Speaker 4: Sneak.

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Speaker 3: This is Senate the photograph of this man. It's so delightful.

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Speaker 3: I'm very excited to put it on my Instagram from

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Speaker 3: his mugshot because I was arrested. He uh, and it

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Speaker 3: just is so great. I can't wait to for you

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Speaker 3: guys look at it. I almost just put this on

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Speaker 3: the Instagram, but there's so many little details in here

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Speaker 3: So this is from a Huffington Post written by Lee Moran.

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Speaker 1: Who is Scotti the best in the business? Absolutely great.

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Speaker 3: A man in upstate New York bravely broke into his

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Speaker 3: neighbors blazing home to save their trap dog.

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Speaker 2: On Thursday afternoon.

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Speaker 3: Michael Orchard fled the burning property in half Moon, near

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Speaker 3: Albany with the bewildered pup and tenderly cradled it in

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Speaker 3: his arms while resting. Oh that's the way you get

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Speaker 3: away from a birding building, right, You go directly to

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Speaker 3: the front lawn.

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Speaker 4: And then just have a seat. Play with a dog.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, play with the dog just in front of the

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Speaker 3: Or that's what the forty three year old thought happened,

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Speaker 3: but state troopers said Orchard was actually tripping on a

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Speaker 3: and the entire house fire scenario was just a result

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Speaker 1: Wow, So he just broke into a house and stole

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Speaker 4: He he just needed some puppy time. He needed Holy

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Speaker 4: this is this is tummy time for an LSD guy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So quote he believed that the residence was on

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Speaker 3: fire and he was rescuing the Dog Trooper Mark Keppiel

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Speaker 3: told New Network New his Channel thirteen. Orchard reportedly began

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Speaker 3: He initially pounded on other residence doors in an attempt

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Speaker 3: to alert that but when they didn't react, he allegedly

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Speaker 3: plowed his BMW Sidan threw his neighbor's fence. Okay, broke

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Speaker 3: into the home via the back door to grab the doll.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he just like that was his answer. Do you

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Speaker 4: There's so many there's so many questions I have for this,

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Speaker 4: is that you're just like, okay, so is this account?

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Speaker 4: Like I think this is not a guy who does

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Speaker 4: a lot of LSD NIQUI. No, this is not a

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Speaker 4: Otherwise he would have known to.

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Speaker 2: Not, you know, drive his car through the fence while

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Speaker 4: He sounds like a successful guy, homeowner, Yeah, expensive car,

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Speaker 4: w Yeah right, he's either drugs here, yeah yeah, right.

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Speaker 4: Do you think you might have been dosed? He might

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Speaker 3: This is eighteen, twenty sixteen. Twenty sixteen police arrest arrested

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Speaker 3: Orchard and charged and with third degree criminal mischief and

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Speaker 3: second degree burglary. Sepiel said Orchard won't face drug charges, however,

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Speaker 1: That's so good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's a cooperative guy.

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Speaker 4: Do we know where that guy is today? Or do

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Speaker 4: we get there? Do we get there?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: Do we just there's no follow up on this.

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Speaker 3: Game, and I can we can, we can look him up.

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Speaker 3: Michael Orchard, Orchard.

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Speaker 4: Great name. Hopefully he's running along an arboretum.

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Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, Yeah, just outside of the town. I'm glad

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Speaker 1: He was super cooperative. He was in a different world,

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Speaker 1: that state and not in yes, the actual legal state, exactly. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And also, like I guess you know, it is upstate

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Speaker 3: Uh, it is I think you know woods it's you

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Speaker 4: Did he I mean, was this right? That had to

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Speaker 4: last straw. One of those two things happened that guy.

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Speaker 4: Either he had a he had he went away to

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Speaker 4: a little farm and fixed it all up. Yeah that's

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Speaker 4: ye are upstate even further upstate New York? Or or

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Speaker 4: that guy that was the first time, but he was

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Speaker 4: like I am now I work in dog rescue or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I don't know something right, he should be in dog rescue.

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Speaker 3: I remember in high school it was a thing to

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Speaker 1: On it robo tripping.

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Speaker 2: Because it's had cod it was is that the term.

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Speaker 1: Robo tripping is what it was called when we were

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Speaker 1: rights grape juice.

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Speaker 2: I mean, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: We're hip, we know exactly what's going on in the

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Speaker 3: The honestly, I did it once with my friend and

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Speaker 4: How much do you have to just, you know, just

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Speaker 3: It was split We split a sixteen ounce bottle, like

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Speaker 3: a large eight ounces each of robots, a red Bull.

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Speaker 1: of Robotize.

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Speaker 2: We were I think fifteen because I couldn't drive yet,

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Speaker 3: We were listening to The Cure. One song from The

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Speaker 4: That actually that that feels on point, that feels on.

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Speaker 4: The CBD lucky.

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Speaker 3: Every time I take this CBD oil, it's a totally

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Speaker 3: different fucking experience.

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Speaker 1: Really.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's like one time I took it, my whole

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Speaker 3: body felt like leaden bricks and I and then my

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Speaker 3: mind was just like, let's go through the past ten

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I thought I thought CBD oil didn't

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Speaker 2: I don't think it does. Maybe there's okay, but it must.

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Speaker 4: that had a mind racing situation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I know people are definitely gonna contact.

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Speaker 3: Us, yes, say you're using the wrong CBD oil, and

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Speaker 3: I welcome those recommendations.

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Speaker 1: Excellent good stuff.

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Speaker 4: First thing, wipe your face down with arnica. Second thing,

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Speaker 4: then I dropper take this stuff called soul search or whatever,

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Speaker 1: So South Africa's lottery probed as five six, seven, eight,

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Speaker 3: So six seven, eight nine twenty. That is like it's

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Speaker 1: I don't know what goodness it is? Point zero eight

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Speaker 1: percent in California. There, Kurt would have passed his driver's test.

442
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Speaker 1: So this woman goes, well, let's just go through this one. Okay, hey, two,

443
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Speaker 1: that seems kind of high, doesn't it. That's a lot

444
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Speaker 1: of alcohol B point zero three. Hmmm, that's not a

445
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Speaker 1: lot to drink. I don't think that's just She goes, see, okay,

446
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Speaker 1: point zero eight percent, let's think about that one. Yeah,

447
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Speaker 1: that sounds pretty good to me, doesn't it. And that's

448
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Speaker 1: so Bat looks at her, he says, he just starts smiling, goes,

449
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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna pick that one. And she passed them.

450
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Speaker 1: So he got his driver's license. But that's amazing guided

451
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Speaker 1: him through the experience. It's so sweet people.

452
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Speaker 2: We need more people like that. Oh forget, You'll never

453
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Speaker 2: forget that.

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Speaker 1: I remember my story.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, here's Here's the crazy thing is that is the

456
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Speaker 4: perfect example of being bored at work and just going

457
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Speaker 4: Because I used to work at a hot dog stand.

458
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Speaker 4: You guys, I know it was a glamorous time foot

459
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Speaker 4: long dogs Provincetown, Massachusetts, uh pee town uh and and

460
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Speaker 4: uh there's nothing funnier than I worked in one of

461
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Speaker 4: those windows. So I'm gonna I'm in a window. I'm

462
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Speaker 4: twenty twenty one years old. Between college Soup the Best

463
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Speaker 4: and uh so free coffee, free Booze. It was amazing

464
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Speaker 4: free hot dogs, but uh, you know, you'd get and

465
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Speaker 4: Provincetown notoriously a huge gay resort and so famously gay

466
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Speaker 4: and so uh that, uh the men that would come

467
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Speaker 4: up sometimes would be very very drunk, and they would

468
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Speaker 4: order footl on hot dogs and make a lot of

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Speaker 4: very ridiculous jokes, and then I would always say, uh

470
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Speaker 4: huh huh, and then I would say back to them,

471
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Speaker 4: don't forget to put a condiment on that anyway. So

472
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Speaker 4: it was like that. It was it was just months

473
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Speaker 4: of that, you guys time anyway. So I actually loved

474
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Speaker 4: that job. And every every like, every like once every

475
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Speaker 4: couple of weeks or whatever, I'd be like because it

476
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Speaker 4: was so busy and it was so ridiculous. I'd be like,

477
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Speaker 4: you're are million customer, your yours is free. And my

478
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Speaker 4: boss was standing behind me one time and he was like,

479
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Speaker 4: what's just tap and uh and I said, uh, he said,

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Speaker 4: I'm tired, and he goes, okay, yeah, you can get.

481
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Speaker 4: Just try not to give away the clamps and then

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Speaker 4: he walked away. He was very he was a really

483
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Speaker 4: good guy.

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Speaker 3: He was such a good right, that's the right way

485
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Speaker 3: to handle that. What is a hot dog at cost?

486
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Speaker 3: Is like maybe eleven cents?

487
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Speaker 1: And right right?

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Speaker 4: It was it was he was like, try not to

489
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Speaker 4: give away the wealthleet clams. Those are the only high

490
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Speaker 4: ticket items or the lobster rolls.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, I love that. All right,

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Speaker 2: We're gonna take a quick little break before we.

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Speaker 3: Do uh, you know what, I'm not even gonna tease

494
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Speaker 3: this next one because it doesn't have a great headline,

495
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Speaker 3: but the stuff inside of it is wonderful.

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Speaker 1: So we'll be right back.

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Speaker 3: Bananas, ladies and gentlemen, we are back.

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Speaker 5: Listen.

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Speaker 2: You should go to our instagram right now.

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Speaker 3: We want to know a minisode if you want to

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Speaker 3: and uh and go rate us, rate and review us

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Speaker 3: over at apple Podca.

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Speaker 1: You give us five stars. It's free entertainment. I know

513
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Speaker 1: we give you commercials, but come on, guys, we're working

514
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Speaker 1: hard over here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. It takes like twelve seconds. So weird. The weird thing,

516
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Speaker 4: the only weird, the weirdest story, which is bananas banana

517
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Speaker 4: story that I have. I've been kind of saving it

518
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Speaker 4: for my favorite murder because my remember the title, the

519
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Speaker 4: Cyanide in the Thailand all.

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Speaker 1: No, I know that in the late nineties.

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Speaker 4: No, no, in the late nineties, there were four people

522
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Speaker 4: died because there was cyanide and tilant all and.

523
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Speaker 1: It kidding me.

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Speaker 4: No, that's real. Yeah, that's real. That's why there's children's

525
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 4: childproof now cool. Yeah, but you can buy a gun anytime. No,

526
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 4: it was just like someone in Chicago Land. It was

527
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Speaker 4: in the outlying areas of Chicago had bought tilot hal

528
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Speaker 4: put cyanide in it and repackaged it and put it

529
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Speaker 4: back on the shelf. And people died. And and this

530
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Speaker 4: was in the late nineties. It was a great prank.

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Speaker 4: They never caught him, never.

532
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 2: Caught him, never caught him.

533
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: Dave Adville, I have a.

534
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 4: Fee Oh my God, you cracked the case?

535
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Speaker 1: Who do?

536
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Speaker 4: Who do? Why don't I know you? Scotty? You're hilarious?

537
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 4: What just happened.

538
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,239
Speaker 1: I'm a writer. I hide behind the scenes. Nobody knows me.

539
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Speaker 4: This is awesome, Okay, so the uh uh? And I'm

540
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 4: in the part of show business that doesn't know anybody.

541
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Speaker 4: So I'm just like, is there a stage shun? What happened? Squirrel?

542
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 4: So it's a little bit of that for me. And

543
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Speaker 4: I'm just I spent all my time just being that person.

544
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Speaker 4: But here's the scoop. My uncle tom uh. There was

545
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Speaker 4: a copycat incident in Menomine Falls, Wisconsin where someone died

546
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Speaker 4: with sinaid in Canna Cooke and that was my uncle Tom.

547
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Speaker 5: Oh.

548
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to her tragedy because of this guy.

549
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Speaker 4: No, no, Well, here's the thing about the story, now,

550
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Speaker 4: I don't The fact is is you got I don't

551
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Speaker 4: know the tilet old story. I kind of want to

552
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Speaker 4: save it it, okay, So I gotta save it. You guys.

553
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Speaker 4: First of all, do a couple of things. Look up

554
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Speaker 4: the cy and I did the tilet all from late

555
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Speaker 4: from the late I think it's the late seventies, early eighties.

556
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Speaker 4: And then in Chicago, and then look up Tom Dresser

557
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Speaker 4: in me Nominee falls in uh In also that same time,

558
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Speaker 4: and it was it's it's and if you go, actually

559
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Speaker 4: I tell the story. I told the story on some something,

560
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Speaker 4: but it was it's I have a storytelling album that

561
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Speaker 4: isn't isn't in rotation. Really, it's just on band.

562
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Speaker 2: Camp story Love story Time.

563
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Speaker 4: Yeah, band Camp's fun. Right there you go. There's there's

564
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Speaker 4: a whole pile of free dork forests on there too.

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Speaker 4: Of the first two hundred episodes, I called through.

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Speaker 6: Them because the audio was so I wouldn't say bad no, no,

567
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Speaker 6: no bad so, but the first two hundred episodes it

568
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Speaker 6: was sort of like it was a radio being held

569
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Speaker 6: up to a phone.

570
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Speaker 4: That's sort of the audio quality of the first two

571
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Speaker 4: hundred episodes. There's a pot and yeah, there's there's about

572
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Speaker 4: a thousand episodes of the door for us. It's fine,

573
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Speaker 4: but so I called like the seventeen best and so

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Speaker 4: they're free on that band camp as well.

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Speaker 1: Get the supported.

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Speaker 3: More stuff here, please, sir. This was sent in by

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Speaker 3: Ruth Taylor. This is from Board Panda.

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Speaker 1: I love Taylor.

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Speaker 2: This was put together by.

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Speaker 1: H the Board Panda staff.

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Speaker 3: There, Lucia, Adam, mateka Ostiahakavica, the alphabet crew.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, that makes sense to me.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of consonants that I'm unfamiliar with.

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Speaker 1: OK, we tried so this was.

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Speaker 3: This is literally just a compilation of things people tweeted

586
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Speaker 3: but people. At the title is people are sharing the

587
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Speaker 3: most bizarre things they've seen on public transport. Yeah, wonderful

588
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 3: because most of us haven't been on public transport in

589
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Speaker 3: a long time. Yeah, so it's nice to yah. Where

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Speaker 3: this came from is James Felton tweeted out like, what's

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Speaker 3: the weirdest thing he saw on a commute? I once

592
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Speaker 3: saw sat next to a man who pulled a baked

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Speaker 3: potato out of a briefcase. And then a bunch of

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Speaker 3: people responded and some of the responses are so wonderful.

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Speaker 3: Here's one of my favorite ones. This is from a

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Speaker 3: guy at fish Big the.

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Speaker 1: How did he get that handle? How was that available?

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Speaker 2: Interesting?

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00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 3: Most of these are from the UK, so you'll hear

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Speaker 3: on the Northern Line a guy dressed as a Roman

601
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Speaker 3: gladiator got on at Stockwell. At Burrow, a guy got

602
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Speaker 3: on dressed as a crocodile. He went into hysterics. When

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Speaker 3: he saw the gladiator screaming. Claire said, come as an alligator,

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Speaker 3: your fucking muppet.

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Speaker 5: Gladiated, that is I.

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Speaker 4: And then did they fight? I want them to fight. Fight.

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Speaker 4: Fight the biting and the swords and the and the

608
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Speaker 4: smashing the thing on the on the shield. That's good

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Speaker 4: times become as an muppet.

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Speaker 2: Here's the other one.

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Speaker 3: This is right up your alleys, Gottie. And this was

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Speaker 3: sent This was posted by at Sir Mustard. A man's

613
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Speaker 3: flat cap got pulled off his head by the draft

614
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Speaker 3: on a tube train. As he watched it vanish into

615
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Speaker 3: the tunnel, he opened his shoulder bag, took out a

616
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Speaker 3: new cat and on his head without missing a beat

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Speaker 3: or its or incredible.

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Speaker 1: That guy.

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Speaker 4: That guy has backup hat.

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Speaker 3: Hat immediately ready. That guy would just be like, I

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Speaker 3: hate my head had on it all times. I'm bringing

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Speaker 3: a spare pa cap in my back.

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Speaker 1: That's so good. Be prepared twenty told us anything. It's

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Speaker 1: be prepared.

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Speaker 4: It's so true, hitch not learn, There we go.

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Speaker 3: This is another one from at the ant Midas Underscore. Sure,

627
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Speaker 3: I sat across from a lad so this is his language,

628
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Speaker 3: not mine, folks. Yep, I sat across from a lad

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Speaker 3: who was really focused on drawing something for an entire

630
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Speaker 3: hour of the journey, and as soon as we pulled

631
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Speaker 3: into his stop, he scrunched his art into a ball

632
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Speaker 3: and threw it on the ground. I opened it up

633
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 3: and it was just a stick woman with massive heaving titties.

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00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 4: So just a stick character. And then the boobs for

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Speaker 4: some reason, had movement marks.

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Speaker 1: Something just like big move Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think maybe that's that's like UK slang massive heaving titties.

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Speaker 3: It's not the way anyone would say it here, but but.

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Speaker 4: Well, I want there to have been movement lines. I

640
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 4: want there to have been like movement this. You know

641
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 4: what this is? This is proof that you could be

642
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 4: attracted to animated characters. This is proof that it could.

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Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, I remember.

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Speaker 4: When I learned that it was, I think, I I

645
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 4: I remember. I remember it because it was so ridiculous.

646
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Speaker 4: I remember sitting and watching the cartoon Moulan and thinking

647
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 4: to myself, that guy's really handsome, and then thinking to myself,

648
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Speaker 4: that's an animated You need to get out more. I mean,

649
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Speaker 4: I literally mocked myself. But then I went back and

650
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 4: I thought about it, and I've always had crushes on it,

651
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 4: like I had my first crush had to be Racer X, right,

652
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Speaker 4: because he was mysterious and very cool.

653
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think, well, I mean, like, yeah, I

654
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Speaker 3: think one of the most searched terms always every year

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Speaker 3: for you, porn or porn hover whatever is hentai.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's like, so it's pretty much.

657
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Speaker 4: What's hen tai?

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 3: I'm a new thing is it's porn, but with cartoons

660
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 3: it's cartoon porn.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's cartoony porn. Okay. Oh yeah, No, I knew

662
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 4: that that existed, but I didn't know because this week's

663
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 4: stork Forest is actually Mecca, anime with a guy who

664
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 4: lives in Tokyo. Yeah, and his thing was like, you

665
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 4: should definitely watch Miazaki the original Japanese was subtitles. Oh yeah,

666
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 4: and because of the voice actors were amazing, and I

667
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, but I need voiceover work. But no, no,

668
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 4: I agree, I'm with you entirely, but yes, and but

669
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Speaker 4: he was it was but he had a lot of

670
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 4: there were a lot of I'm just in the mode

671
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 4: of asking what the terms mean. But so I did

672
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 4: not know the actual Japanese term for animated porn.

673
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, I learned now you know, Jim Kurt,

674
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: have we ever had any been animals from Japan ever messages?

675
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think I would if we have any.

676
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,439
Speaker 1: If you are in, it's gotta be even if you're

677
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: just a classic ex pat, let us know we love Japan.

678
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 1: We will definitely be coming to Japan at some point

679
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: when the great quarter ever been.

680
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 2: I want to go.

681
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: That's the best. It's the best.

682
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 4: I hear the Seven elevens are the best.

683
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: They are where I got all my money. So there

684
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 1: ATMs there are the best banks to use. And when

685
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: I was there, I ran into a bunch of comedians

686
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: like Byron Bauers and Eric Andre and Doug Pound. All

687
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: these people just happened to be there when I was

688
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 1: there with a god this was like five years ago,

689
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: and ke teal Uh and they were like, Hey, we're

690
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: going to go to the biggest bookstore in Tokyo. Do

691
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,919
Speaker 1: you want to go? And I was like sure. They're

692
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: like it's nine stories. I was like absolutely. They're like

693
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,479
Speaker 1: we're only going to the seventh floor because that's where

694
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 1: the weird Japanese porn books are. And I was like

695
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: let's do it. And then it was just a bunch

696
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: of la comics and writers and directors hanging out and

697
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: we were like racing each other because the photo books

698
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 1: are so good. I have one that's just people getting

699
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: hit by buckets of water while walking to work, so

700
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: that's apparently a porn there, and it'll show a photo

701
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: of like a nurse taking a step and then you

702
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: just see a bucket water from off screen hitting her,

703
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: or it's a man holding an umbrella, and then they

704
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: pan out and then an entire front and loader of

705
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: water is dumped on top of his head. There was

706
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: one that was underwater women with fake robotic legs, and

707
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: that one was a fourth edition. I have one that's

708
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: just people looking door knobs and door handles. It's very fascinating,

709
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: and we emptied them out. They were like eight or

710
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 1: ten of US men and women, and we bought forty

711
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: weird Japanese fetish porn books and they're my coffee table

712
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: books to this day. They're wonderful. People.

713
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 4: Oh, that's awesome, said, it's.

714
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: Pretty great, exceptional.

715
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Speaker 2: I love the idea.

716
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 3: So everyone was clothed when they're getting hit with one yes, and.

717
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: So I leave these books out because there's nothing. There's

718
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 1: no nudity, there's no uh you know, there's no uh

719
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: private parts being seen. It's like and not everybody's upset.

720
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: Some are very upset. Some people are crying after they

721
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: get a bucket of water from offscreen. Others are just

722
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: like indifferent, like waiting for the bus and then soaked

723
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: waiting for the bus.

724
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Speaker 3: So goddamn and I think you to so you're like,

725
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 3: this is so hotcakes.

726
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: Let's get another. Get that bucket, get that hose.

727
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 2: That's awesome, give me another one.

728
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay on the theme. We're we're getting a

729
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: little spicy right now, so I'm gonna keep it spicy

730
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: for a story. This was who sent this in okay,

731
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Speaker 1: uh The Katie Stevenson sent this in Thank you, the

732
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Speaker 1: Katie Stevenson. This was written by Bethany Lindsay for CBC

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Speaker 1: dot c A.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Canada.

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Speaker 1: We love Canada Canada the best. We love Canada.

736
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 2: We it's one of our favorite sources for news.

737
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: And we have a ton of Canadian bananimals that we

738
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: love so deeply. Britta Wish, Columbia massage therapist accused of

739
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: sexual misconduct, was really just playing cell phone games. So yes, Trevor.

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Speaker 3: Scott reminds me, this reminds me of the of the

741
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 3: prosthetic leg being accused of being a pedophile.

742
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Speaker 1: Yes, sir, only this one is reoccurring. Trevor Scott is

743
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: suspended for ten days following an investigation by the College

744
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: of Massage Therapists of British Columbia. Here's that story. A

745
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: massage therapists suspected of masturbating during an appointment with a

746
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: client has admitted that he was using one hand to

747
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: play video games on his phone during several sessions in

748
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: recent years. Man, it gets good, Trevor Scott, we're naming

749
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bud. Prince George, British Columbia signed a two

750
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: consent agreement signed two consent agreements last month with the

751
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: College of Massage Therapists, agreeing to two five day suspensions

752
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Speaker 1: from his practice and finds of up to forty five

753
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: hundred bucks and quote intensive or medial coursework and he

754
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Speaker 1: has to study professional ethics and boundaries.

755
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Speaker 3: So wait, is he is he being Is he being

756
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 3: penalized for playing video games or for masturbating?

757
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: Which video games? He did not? He was not masturbating

758
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 1: would he was just.

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00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 4: A terrible, big, terrible massage therapist. This is escally. He

760
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 4: decided literally phone it in, you guys, I'll be over here.

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Speaker 1: He agreed to a permanent UH forever. He is no

762
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Speaker 1: longer going to bring his phone into the treatment room,

763
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: which seems like something you wouldn't want your massage therapists

764
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 1: to do no matter what. And the College describe is serious.

765
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 1: So here is a little more of the details. Oh boy,

766
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: so in his UH in using his mobile phone treatments

767
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: during the treat during his massages of patients, mister Scott

768
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: was not treating this patience with respect, or acting with

769
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: their best interests and or doing his most effective massage.

770
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,280
Speaker 1: It can also be unsafe when you're not paying attention

771
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: to you're rubbing somebody. That makes perfect sense to me.

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00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: There were two female patients who had appointments with him

773
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 1: in the spring of twenty nineteen. One told the college

774
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: that she caught him using his cell phone during her massage.

775
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 1: The other said she suspected he was using one hand

776
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: to touch himself while she was faced down on the

777
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: treatment table. In response, the College ordered Scott to have

778
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: a chaperone present for all his appointments while female patients,

779
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: while the complaints wondered away years.

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00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 3: How this man isn't just fired immediately exactly right, You're

781
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 3: immediately fired.

782
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 4: Right, you're a bad massage therapist.

783
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 3: You have you don't have you ever had just someone

784
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 3: just start using only one hand or your massage like no, no.

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00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 2: No happens.

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00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 4: No, that's yeah, it's only like I don't know, like

787
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 4: when someone was just help like my husband. Yeah, he's

788
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 4: like I'm bored now, I'm bored now. And then it's

789
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 4: just one hand. But if you're paying somebody what sixty

790
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 4: or on our bucks? No, no, both hands, buddy.

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00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, clean, throw an ankle in there. I mean, I

792
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 1: want the get that chin going, I want I want

793
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 1: fresher points, elbow, elbow it up yours. How they figured

794
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: out he's not a total total creep that was doing

795
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: something you shouldn't have. The college also sent in a

796
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: male undercover investigator to pose as a patient, and he

797
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: reported that Scott was indeed using his phone with one

798
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: hand while performing the massage with the other. Mister Scott

799
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:41,439
Speaker 1: had his cell phone in his hand for a total

800
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: of fifteen minutes and twenty four seconds of my hour

801
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: long treatment, playing a game similar to Candy Crush.

802
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Speaker 3: So it's like there's a lot of like kind of

803
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 3: like kind of moving back and forth.

804
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 4: Just just a regular match. Three. He's like, oh, I

805
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 4: got a match. There we go, Oh look at this,

806
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 4: I got there's a five.

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00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: Yes. Scott has sense admitting to using a cell phone

808
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 1: while providing treatment on multiple occasions. He said it began,

809
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: uh with messages to his front desk, also a painting.

810
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm paying you, bud, give me that hour, like you

811
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Speaker 1: can't do that full hour, and then he began playing

812
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: games like majong, solving Sudoku puzzles, and fooling around on

813
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,280
Speaker 1: the drawing app.

814
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 5: So he's just doodling.

815
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 3: He's just doodling, like he's literally doing the thing you

816
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 3: do when you have nothing to do, not like when

817
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 3: you're at work, having to do the one hour thing

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00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 3: that you.

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Speaker 1: Need to do. Yes, and the only other.

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00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 4: Thing about the work, yes, different work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, doodle around on my lower back a little bit,

822
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: but there's tight down there. I got knocks. I've been

823
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: stuck on wood. Investigators did not find any evidence that

824
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: he had ever filmed, taken photos or videos of his clients.

825
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: So this guy is literally just playing games, doodling while

826
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 1: want but also, but massage is the most two handed

827
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: thing there is. Like if one hand goes away, I

828
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: understand why these women creepies going on. Of course. Also,

829
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 1: and that's such a vulnerable position too, like all massages are.

830
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 1: You're pretty vulnerable.

831
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 4: You're new, you're newly underneath.

832
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you probably have your eyes closed like and

833
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 3: like you're just like you're trusting that person so much

834
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 3: it's insane. Also, you have to like train for so

835
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 3: long to become a massage therapist.

836
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Speaker 4: So at what point did he realize that he didn't

837
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 4: want a massage?

838
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

839
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Speaker 1: What weirdo? Have you ever gotten couples massages? Have you

840
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: two ever gotten couples of massages?

841
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 4: No?

842
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: Not together but with your partners. I mean.

843
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 4: I've seen it. I've seen it in in television programs,

844
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 4: but I've never been it's never been offered.

845
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 3: Weirdest thing in the world to me, like in when

846
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 3: they're when you're in the same room, Yeah, there was.

847
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 3: I was kind of like that, but it was ENTI

848
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 3: and so it was all one room. So it was

849
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 3: like my brother was on one side of me and

850
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 3: on the other side of me.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, I don't see the appeal at all. I

852
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: don't see what what's better. I would rather be alone

853
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: in a room so that when I go, I don't.

854
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 4: No one's there.

855
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 2: Yeah right, there's.

856
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 4: No need for a witness.

857
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, around each other, almost like you're suspicious of people.

858
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yes, you can.

859
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 5: I do.

860
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 4: I do like a Korean I do like a Korean

861
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 4: spa where there's the place that both men and women

862
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 4: could go. Where or if you go with a friend,

863
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 4: there's a restaurant. Yeah, yeah, it's nice, is amazing.

864
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: I loved that place. And as soon as the Great

865
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,919
Speaker 1: Choar is over, I will be going to we Spa

866
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: in Koreatown all the time. You take that.

867
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Speaker 5: I like.

868
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 4: I like Olympic. I like Olympic. The food's just okay,

869
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 4: but it's not bad, and it's you know, you're in

870
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 4: a You're in a spa. Doesn't have to be amazing.

871
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 3: A little hint for people who are coming to visit

872
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,760
Speaker 3: La after the Great.

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Speaker 1: Court ooh, the great tip. I know what's coming.

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00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 3: We spas open twenty four hours, and you want to

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Speaker 3: stay between the hours of twelve and four.

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00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 2: It's just an extra thirty bucks.

878
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 3: And a hotel in New York City in LA probably

879
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 3: one fifty. So you can just go to we Spat

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00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 3: and sleep at we Spas.

881
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: Yes, a lot of people do take up their showers.

882
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, you can clean up you need.

883
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 3: There's everything you need, and there's like like lazy boy

884
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 3: recliners that you can just like kick back and just

885
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 3: shut your eyes and go to bed.

886
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: Yep.

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00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 4: You know it's interesting because Olympic has that, but I

888
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 4: think they actually kick everybody out at four, like from

889
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 4: four to six. Yeah, but it's only twenty bucks amaze

890
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 4: to just go and use the spot. So you could

891
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 4: go there sleep all day and then you know there's

892
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 4: a bad spot, you know from four to to six.

893
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 2: But you know we have there.

894
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 3: We used to be a place in uh and probably

895
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,479
Speaker 3: it's still there in New York City in Koreatown called

896
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 3: Juvenis and Juvenx was only women until I think ten pm,

897
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 3: and then from ten pm to six am it was.

898
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 2: All all sexes.

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00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

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00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 2: And we would go there like late late late night.

901
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 3: Post drinking, like a full night of drinking or bad drugs,

902
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 3: and it was like four in the morning and people

903
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 3: were like, we're not quitting. It's like We're going to

904
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 3: a spa and it was amazing. We would be the

905
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 3: only people there, just wasted. And then just like getting

906
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 3: naked because you could go fully naked if you wanted to.

907
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 3: And then like there was all these like jade igloos

908
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 3: that you could go like sit in, and big hot

909
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 3: tubs and then showers that were like had trees like

910
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 3: growing over them, so you're like taking.

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00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 2: A shower in a tree. And this is I think

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Speaker 2: it might still.

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Speaker 1: Exist, juice.

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00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 4: Oh that sounds amazing.

915
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 2: Probably suffering right now during the choir.

916
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 4: But oh yeah, but but hopefully to come back, hopefully to.

917
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 3: Coming back, coming back baby later than ever. Wrap it

918
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 3: up tight, Curdie B give us one more and then

919
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:14,439
Speaker 3: we'll hit the road.

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00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 2: Sounds good.

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00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 3: This is uh oh who sent this in? I am

922
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 3: so usually I'm there it happens.

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Speaker 1: I do have to give a shout out to Carolyn

924
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: who in I believe it was the episode Bananas after

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00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,439
Speaker 1: Dark with Laurene Cook. I used your story. I could,

926
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 1: Oh it was about the Kurt I mentioned this one.

927
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: It was in Sandy, South Dakota, San Diego in South Dakota.

928
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: The two two are so interchangeable. Her father was the

929
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: one that would drive in the middle of the night

930
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: blasting train sounds in a town without a train, so

931
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 1: people thought there was a ghost train in that town

932
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 1: for years and years and years on this way to work. Sorry, Carolyn,

933
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: I apologize you have been quoted.

934
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 3: So this one was sent in by Alexis Doster Best

935
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Speaker 3: on Instagram.

936
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 2: Thank you alex Roster from.

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00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 3: The Beast And whoa David Williams photograph of David Williams.

938
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 3: And let me tell you, it is confirmation that this

939
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 3: guy's the best in the business. Best big smile on

940
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 3: in the business, A big smile on hair looks great.

941
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 2: This is posted September twelfth, twenty twenty.

942
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:25,919
Speaker 3: My birthday, Eah. And this is right up your alley.

943
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 3: This is for you, Scotty. And Alexis even said this

944
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 3: one's for Scotti. A postcard arrived in Michigan almost one

945
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 3: hundred years after it went into the mail. WHOA yeah,

946
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 3: A Michigan woman got quite a surprise when she went

947
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 3: to her mailbox this week and amid her regular bills

948
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 3: and junk mail was a postcard that had been mailed

949
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 3: almost one hundred years ago. Yes, Brittany Keach told CNN,

950
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 3: and she didn't give the card much thought at first,

951
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 3: because she was busy with her kids and her daily

952
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 3: hustling bustle.

953
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 2: She said, I thought it was very peculiar.

954
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 3: I was receiving a postcard because nobody sends post cars

955
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 3: anymore nowadays, except for you, Scottie.

956
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: I do.

957
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 2: He still does.

958
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 3: About one hundred so later, she noticed that the card

959
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 3: was postmarked October twenty ninth, nineteen twenty. It had her Belding,

960
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 3: Michigan address, but was written to someone named Roy McQueen.

961
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 3: Beautiful name for someone in nineteen twenty.

962
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, queen. Yes.

963
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 3: The card reads, Dear cousins, hope this fo hope this

964
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 3: will find you well. We are quite well, but mother

965
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 3: has awful lame knees. It is awful cold here. I

966
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 3: just finished my history lesson. I'm going to bed pretty soon.

967
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 3: My father is shaving and my mother is telling me

968
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 3: your address. Haste, Yeah, JE will wow coming alive. I

969
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 3: will have to close for a night. Hope Grandma and

970
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 3: Grandpa are well. Don't forget to write us. Roy get

971
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 3: his pants fixed yet? Period, Roy, get his pants fixed yet?

972
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: People? One hundred years later, I certainly hope so.

973
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 4: I hope he got new pants signed.

974
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 3: With the most nineteen twenty's name I've ever heard in

975
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 3: my entire life, signed Flossy Burgess.

976
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that is an amazing.

977
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was.

978
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 2: There was a George Washington one cent stamp on the back.

979
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 3: And so then they contacted the post office and they're like,

980
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 3: how did this happen? And the Post Office was like, look,

981
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 3: there's no way that it's been in the mail system.

982
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 4: For a while.

983
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 3: But what people do is they buy them at antique

984
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 3: sales and then they put them in the fucking mail and.

985
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 4: The post Office.

986
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:39,399
Speaker 3: Will honor anything that has postaged that is correct from

987
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 3: the time and has an address on it.

988
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 2: That's the post Office will just deliver it. And that

989
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 2: is I want to start doing that. That's amazing.

990
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, amazing by old postcards and start putting them

991
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 3: in the mail.

992
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, that's really cool. That's a good idea. Also,

993
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: you could put a stamp, you could put a new

994
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 1: stamp on it, So we're helping the USPS. But it

995
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: is cool to deliget old mail delivered is a very

996
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 1: interesting thing. Yeah, I do about I've probably sent about

997
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: probably around five thousand in the last ten years. Wow,

998
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: maybe more. There was a time where I would, yeah postcards.

999
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: I send still about six to ten a week. But

1000
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: when Twitter first took off and I had a pretty

1001
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 1: good Twitter following from the jump. As a joke, I

1002
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: was walking through Columbus Circle and I looked up and

1003
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: it was one of those ads for like LifeLock or whatever.

1004
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: It's like, this is my security this is my social

1005
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: security number, and it just was posted out there. It's like,

1006
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: because I use the security system. So I went on

1007
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 1: Twitter and said, send me your address and I'll send

1008
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 1: you something that's it, and like five people, random people

1009
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: and my and Jackie. My Twitter isn't my face, it's

1010
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 1: not my name. You couldn't google me. It's like a

1011
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 1: fake picture and a fake name. And it's like four

1012
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: or five people sent it. So then I just sent

1013
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: him a postcard because I always like sending postcards. And

1014
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: then they all got it. They all took pictures and

1015
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: tweeted it. Then I retweeted it, and then by the

1016
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: time I retweeted the second one, people were like, I

1017
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: want a postcard I was sending, you know, I would

1018
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: do ten or twenty as a batch. But then when

1019
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 1: I first started getting my TV jobs, I would say, hey,

1020
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: watch season one, episode one to Mega Drive and the

1021
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 1: first one hundred people to show me that they have

1022
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: I'll send you so. I used to do hundred postcards

1023
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: at a time and all individual and my hand withou

1024
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 1: cramp because you forget that you haven't used a pen, right,

1025
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: Scott Scotty.

1026
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 4: What I need is to know is your Twitter handle

1027
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 4: Flossy Burchess. Oh, this is what I want. I want

1028
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 4: you to make it Flashy Burchas.

1029
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 2: Yes, looking that up right now.

1030
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 1: It just sounds like a good like cocktail from the

1031
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty two It's like, what do you have? Gang?

1032
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 1: You're like, well, I'll take two Flossy Burgesses.

1033
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 4: It's like she was a real pistol. Let's get out

1034
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 4: of here.

1035
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 2: I don't know one thing I like to do is available, guys.

1036
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: Oh let's get you. That should be our Twitter. We

1037
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: don't have one for bananas.

1038
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 2: Oh man, well we did, Jackie, thank you so much

1039
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 2: for being on the show.

1040
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me. What a bunch of weird, awesome stories,

1041
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,720
Speaker 4: isn't it fun? It is fun? Well played, gentlemen.

1042
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 2: Do you want to plug anything?

1043
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 4: I'm alive you guys, and it's at Jackie caation on

1044
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 4: absolutely everything. I just joined TikTok three weeks ago and

1045
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 4: I'm just and I've been doing stand up for thirty

1046
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 4: five years, so I have many one minute clips of

1047
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 4: me doing that stand up on my TikTok and and

1048
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,879
Speaker 4: it seems to be going well. And if you want

1049
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 4: to join my email list, you'll find out where I'm

1050
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 4: doing live zoom shows every week. It is harder to

1051
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 4: get on my email list than to get off, so

1052
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 4: go to Jackiecasa dot com. Figure it out, and every

1053
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 4: time you get an email, there'll be an option to unsubscribe.

1054
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 4: And there's no pressure, no harm, no foul if you

1055
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 4: get bored. But thank you so much for having me up.

1056
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Speaker 1: Thanks for being Yeah, Scotty Kurtie B. Bananas Bananas. This

1057
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 1: has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 1: Theme music by Kahan, and all of.

1060
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 2: Our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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1062
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,320
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00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 1: don't cover on the podcast.

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00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,440
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Speaker 1: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.