WEBVTT - Thinking Sideways: Feline Overlords

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking sideways. I don't just not commute stories of things

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<v Speaker 1>we simply don't know the answer to. Hello humans, My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Chabozo and I am joined today by my

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<v Speaker 1>sister Beans. Say hello Beans, Hello Beans. We are Jeo's

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<v Speaker 1>feline owners and feel that we don't get enough for

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<v Speaker 1>recognition on this show. Because of that, we are taking

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<v Speaker 1>over today to show you that these humans are not

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<v Speaker 1>as perfect as they pretend to be. We are now

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<v Speaker 1>going to present how often that don't get it right

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<v Speaker 1>and how much we had to this show. Sorry, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a cat walking across my sound equipment right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we actually actually have a studio cat whose name is Beans.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Beans, how's it going, buddy? All right, there, it's

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<v Speaker 1>time for a little unsolved mystery action. Was ready for this?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Yeah? So this is this is something that's

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<v Speaker 1>actually kind of kind of in the public domain, but there's, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a certain I explained portion of it. So let

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<v Speaker 1>me start from not sort of the middle of the story. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>there was in nearly seventies. It was a breaking at

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<v Speaker 1>the Hughes Corporation. Are we going to introduce ourselves? You

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<v Speaker 1>want to do that? Yeah? Sorry, folks, I'm Joe, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to just start from the top. Yeah, ok yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you might. Well, you probably would find it on our website,

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<v Speaker 1>but to be honest, I've already forgotten our website. Lord

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<v Speaker 1>taking Sideways podcast. Okay, all right, September, go ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>go it. Yeah, so on September seven, there was a

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<v Speaker 1>full mail. Hey, speaking of full mail, okay, can be

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<v Speaker 1>found at our website, which is Thinking pod Thinking Podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking Podways and are constantly berated by radiation bombarded. What

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<v Speaker 1>did I say? They're constantly yelled at by the sun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let me start that over. Um, what's your cat? Tell

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<v Speaker 1>him that the sharpenest clause in the couch. If that's

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<v Speaker 1>what he's doing, leave that freaking cat. Okay, that's our

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<v Speaker 1>studio catch Abuza being a bad boy. A young man

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<v Speaker 1>is checking his musket traps muskrat. Yeah, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know when a musket I want to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to build an Air fifteen trapl I'd rather

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<v Speaker 1>got a whole bunch of Air fifteen and a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of muskets. Okay, alright, really ready, Okay, where should I

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<v Speaker 1>start from? A young man? A young man is checking

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<v Speaker 1>his musket. That's going on the blooper rail. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me thank, let me thank hang on, hang on

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<v Speaker 1>now we're gonna orb it on out of here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably the best that we're gonna come down. That's

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<v Speaker 1>far the retros and like, you know, get back down

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<v Speaker 1>to planet Earth. That was lame? Is this going on? Bloopers?

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<v Speaker 1>Real retrouse? Oh man, the dad joke they did. They

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<v Speaker 1>did a reproductive reproduction. They did a reproductive study. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's put two of them in a box together and

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<v Speaker 1>see our sex. Yeah, so we'll have links to those

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<v Speaker 1>things for you guys to look at. Where are we

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<v Speaker 1>going to have links for that? We're going to have

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<v Speaker 1>those like on our website, I think, which is thinking

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<v Speaker 1>Sideways podcast dot com. Yeah, and I feel like that

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<v Speaker 1>was the first time that you did it successfully though.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I didn't mean to like push you like

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<v Speaker 1>ending the show. I just felt like that that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you want. I was, I was, I was about to

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<v Speaker 1>trend that direction. So it's cool alright. So anyway, wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>the Cabby have mentioned like, oh yeah, there was a

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<v Speaker 1>woman with an eight inch tall or eight foot with

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<v Speaker 1>an eight install there was you gonna start over again?

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<v Speaker 1>Eight inch foot tall tree, eight inch foot tall tree.

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<v Speaker 1>It still and it is. Yeah, my brain was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to tell him to say, let me get my phone book.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on. Her name was just Jane. Actually, next week

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<v Speaker 1>on Thinking Sideways, we discover why Joe still has a

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<v Speaker 1>phone book. You know, actually, you know one reason I

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<v Speaker 1>have one is have you ever gone out on the

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<v Speaker 1>web because they say, oh, you can go you can

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<v Speaker 1>go to and and just look up somebody on the

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<v Speaker 1>web and get their phone number. Well, no, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>huge pain in the butt because you find him and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it's like, oh phone number link, you click

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<v Speaker 1>on that and you go to this page and says, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what your credit card number? We'll sell you this phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, yeah, do you guys don't have the reason

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<v Speaker 1>to call people that don't make their phone numbers readily

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<v Speaker 1>available to me. I'm gonna be honest with you. I

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<v Speaker 1>for my job. Sometimes I have to track people down.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why he can always murder there coming out like

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<v Speaker 1>today I spent today. I spent a bunch of time

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find a guy's a guy's phone number I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, And that's somebody I needed to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>for work work related reasons, and uh yeah, but it

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<v Speaker 1>took me a long time, and I finally got a

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<v Speaker 1>number that that finally wasn't disconnected, and they called and

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<v Speaker 1>left a message. I haven't heard back, so I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know if that was his real number or not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so anyway, you can cut that part out of theories. Apparently. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>hello there, welcome to another episode of Thinking Sideways, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm joining this episode by all right, let's try it again, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>um okay, pause, Hello, welcome to another episode of Thinking Sideways.

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<v Speaker 1>Another heart. Okay, so you're not gonna be the only

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<v Speaker 1>one in the blue peril. Now what are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the facts. We're doing the severed feet of hellish.

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<v Speaker 1>See how do you say it? Seelish? Okay? So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>um on top photo, stop saying so anyway? Oh yeah, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>m uh so, yeah, I'm gonna start with the same photo. Okaya, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Joe. Will you shake your cat? For the love

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<v Speaker 1>of God? The other day I was listening to recording.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, whose phone vibrated? It sounded like a

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<v Speaker 1>phone buzzing, and I realized, now, it's a cat. What

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<v Speaker 1>happened is that in two eleven, a group of who

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<v Speaker 1>shut up? Got a hunger down forward, He's attacked a

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<v Speaker 1>little guy. Okay, okay, let's start from the top here.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh so, anyway, so this guy Peter, Peter Heinrich, don't

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<v Speaker 1>say so anyway, absolutely so. Anyway, I'm just kidding. So

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Heinrich, let's cause me. Okay, so let's start again,

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<v Speaker 1>just like Paul Paul. It just means again. There is

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<v Speaker 1>a train going by once again. It seems to be

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<v Speaker 1>this time of night. Huh usually is I can close

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<v Speaker 1>the door? Is your Boozo in so? Well? Then Jabozo

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<v Speaker 1>can sleep outside? Hey buddy, are you good timing cat?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we're back. Sorry, I want staring out the window

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<v Speaker 1>at that best keen aper cat. There you have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Not so perfect, are they? It's ours and our time,

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<v Speaker 1>so we have to go. Say goodbye beans, goodbye beans.