1 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:16,439 Speaker 1: Thinking sideways. I don't just not commute stories of things 2 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: we simply don't know the answer to. Hello humans, My 3 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: name is Chabozo and I am joined today by my 4 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: sister Beans. Say hello Beans, Hello Beans. We are Jeo's 5 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 1: feline owners and feel that we don't get enough for 6 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: recognition on this show. Because of that, we are taking 7 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 1: over today to show you that these humans are not 8 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 1: as perfect as they pretend to be. We are now 9 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 1: going to present how often that don't get it right 10 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: and how much we had to this show. Sorry, I've 11 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: got a cat walking across my sound equipment right now. Yeah, 12 00:00:55,840 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 1: we actually actually have a studio cat whose name is Beans. 13 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 1: Hey Beans, how's it going, buddy? All right, there, it's 14 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: time for a little unsolved mystery action. Was ready for this? 15 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: All right? Yeah? So this is this is something that's 16 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: actually kind of kind of in the public domain, but there's, uh, 17 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: there's a certain I explained portion of it. So let 18 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 1: me start from not sort of the middle of the story. Um, 19 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,760 Speaker 1: there was in nearly seventies. It was a breaking at 20 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: the Hughes Corporation. Are we going to introduce ourselves? You 21 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:41,319 Speaker 1: want to do that? Yeah? Sorry, folks, I'm Joe, you 22 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: want to just start from the top. Yeah, ok yeah, 23 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: you might. Well, you probably would find it on our website, 24 00:01:53,720 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 1: but to be honest, I've already forgotten our website. Lord 25 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:16,079 Speaker 1: taking Sideways podcast. Okay, all right, September, go ahead and 26 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: go it. Yeah, so on September seven, there was a 27 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: full mail. Hey, speaking of full mail, okay, can be 28 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 1: found at our website, which is Thinking pod Thinking Podcast, 29 00:02:49,240 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 1: Thinking Podways and are constantly berated by radiation bombarded. What 30 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: did I say? They're constantly yelled at by the sun. Yeah, 31 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: let me start that over. Um, what's your cat? Tell 32 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: him that the sharpenest clause in the couch. If that's 33 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: what he's doing, leave that freaking cat. Okay, that's our 34 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: studio catch Abuza being a bad boy. A young man 35 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: is checking his musket traps muskrat. Yeah, I want to 36 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: I want to know when a musket I want to go. 37 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: I want to build an Air fifteen trapl I'd rather 38 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: got a whole bunch of Air fifteen and a bunch 39 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: of muskets. Okay, alright, really ready, Okay, where should I 40 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:11,040 Speaker 1: start from? A young man? A young man is checking 41 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 1: his musket. That's going on the blooper rail. Yeah, okay, 42 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: let me thank, let me thank hang on, hang on 43 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 1: now we're gonna orb it on out of here. Yeah, 44 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: that's probably the best that we're gonna come down. That's 45 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: far the retros and like, you know, get back down 46 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:43,719 Speaker 1: to planet Earth. That was lame? Is this going on? Bloopers? 47 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: Real retrouse? Oh man, the dad joke they did. They 48 00:04:56,560 --> 00:05:03,840 Speaker 1: did a reproductive reproduction. They did a reproductive study. Yeah, 49 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: let's put two of them in a box together and 50 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 1: see our sex. Yeah, so we'll have links to those 51 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 1: things for you guys to look at. Where are we 52 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: going to have links for that? We're going to have 53 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 1: those like on our website, I think, which is thinking 54 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: Sideways podcast dot com. Yeah, and I feel like that 55 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: was the first time that you did it successfully though. 56 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to like push you like 57 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: ending the show. I just felt like that that's what 58 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: you want. I was, I was, I was about to 59 00:05:47,800 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 1: trend that direction. So it's cool alright. So anyway, wouldn't 60 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: the Cabby have mentioned like, oh yeah, there was a 61 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:10,280 Speaker 1: woman with an eight inch tall or eight foot with 62 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:16,920 Speaker 1: an eight install there was you gonna start over again? 63 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,440 Speaker 1: Eight inch foot tall tree, eight inch foot tall tree. 64 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,720 Speaker 1: It still and it is. Yeah, my brain was trying 65 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 1: to tell him to say, let me get my phone book. 66 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 1: Hang on. Her name was just Jane. Actually, next week 67 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: on Thinking Sideways, we discover why Joe still has a 68 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,719 Speaker 1: phone book. You know, actually, you know one reason I 69 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,479 Speaker 1: have one is have you ever gone out on the 70 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 1: web because they say, oh, you can go you can 71 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: go to and and just look up somebody on the 72 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,160 Speaker 1: web and get their phone number. Well, no, it's a 73 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 1: huge pain in the butt because you find him and 74 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,960 Speaker 1: it's like it's like, oh phone number link, you click 75 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: on that and you go to this page and says, hey, 76 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,239 Speaker 1: what your credit card number? We'll sell you this phone number. 77 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 1: You guys, yeah, do you guys don't have the reason 78 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 1: to call people that don't make their phone numbers readily 79 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,880 Speaker 1: available to me. I'm gonna be honest with you. I 80 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: for my job. Sometimes I have to track people down. 81 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 1: That's why he can always murder there coming out like 82 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 1: today I spent today. I spent a bunch of time 83 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: trying to find a guy's a guy's phone number I 84 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,240 Speaker 1: don't know, And that's somebody I needed to talk to 85 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: for work work related reasons, and uh yeah, but it 86 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,000 Speaker 1: took me a long time, and I finally got a 87 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 1: number that that finally wasn't disconnected, and they called and 88 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 1: left a message. I haven't heard back, so I don't 89 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 1: even know if that was his real number or not. Yeah, 90 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 1: so anyway, you can cut that part out of theories. Apparently. Well, 91 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 1: hello there, welcome to another episode of Thinking Sideways, and 92 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 1: I'm joining this episode by all right, let's try it again, okay, 93 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 1: um okay, pause, Hello, welcome to another episode of Thinking Sideways. 94 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:24,560 Speaker 1: Another heart. Okay, so you're not gonna be the only 95 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:34,640 Speaker 1: one in the blue peril. Now what are we doing? 96 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:40,040 Speaker 1: Here's the facts. We're doing the severed feet of hellish. 97 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: See how do you say it? Seelish? Okay? So anyway, 98 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: um on top photo, stop saying so anyway? Oh yeah, right, okay, 99 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:16,480 Speaker 1: m uh so, yeah, I'm gonna start with the same photo. Okaya, Yes, 100 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:27,360 Speaker 1: I'm Joe. Will you shake your cat? For the love 101 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 1: of God? The other day I was listening to recording. 102 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:34,400 Speaker 1: I was like, whose phone vibrated? It sounded like a 103 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:45,120 Speaker 1: phone buzzing, and I realized, now, it's a cat. What 104 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:53,040 Speaker 1: happened is that in two eleven, a group of who 105 00:09:53,440 --> 00:10:00,679 Speaker 1: shut up? Got a hunger down forward, He's attacked a 106 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 1: little guy. Okay, okay, let's start from the top here. 107 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: Uh so, anyway, so this guy Peter, Peter Heinrich, don't 108 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 1: say so anyway, absolutely so. Anyway, I'm just kidding. So 109 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,720 Speaker 1: Paul Heinrich, let's cause me. Okay, so let's start again, 110 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 1: just like Paul Paul. It just means again. There is 111 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:53,480 Speaker 1: a train going by once again. It seems to be 112 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: this time of night. Huh usually is I can close 113 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:02,800 Speaker 1: the door? Is your Boozo in so? Well? Then Jabozo 114 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:18,120 Speaker 1: can sleep outside? Hey buddy, are you good timing cat? 115 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:23,040 Speaker 1: Oh we're back. Sorry, I want staring out the window 116 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,880 Speaker 1: at that best keen aper cat. There you have it. 117 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,200 Speaker 1: Not so perfect, are they? It's ours and our time, 118 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:33,880 Speaker 1: so we have to go. Say goodbye beans, goodbye beans.