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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frameyday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi there, this is Pete

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Speaker 1: Eakins calling from departments? Am I speaking to Nathan? You are? Hey?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm calling from the administrative offices here at

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Speaker 1: the compartments where you reside, Okay, And I'm guessing you

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Speaker 1: know why I'm calling. No, I have no idea, okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'll break it down for you. I guess we've

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Speaker 1: gotten quite a few complaints lately about you and what's

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Speaker 1: going on in your unit there. I'm at a loss here.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Right? Yeah? There? There's what

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Speaker 1: six senses I think that humans have is we got

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Speaker 1: ears so we can hear. We got eyes so we

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Speaker 1: can see. We got a mouth so we can taste,

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Speaker 1: and we have a nose so we can smell things.

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Speaker 1: And people are complaining about the smell coming from your apartment.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. It's clean, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: well what I've got here on my nose in front

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Speaker 1: of me says it does not smell clean. And I

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Speaker 1: actually had somebody go over there the other day when

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Speaker 1: you weren't there. One of our maintenance guys and take

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Speaker 1: a little look see, and it seems like you, sir,

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Speaker 1: don't know what a bathroom is. Excuse me, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: what did they say? Well, they said that they went

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Speaker 1: in there and it was obvious that instead of using

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Speaker 1: the bathroom and the toilet, it seems that you've been

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Speaker 1: going all over the floor and it's creating quite a smell.

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Speaker 1: And obviously we can't have that here. It's unhealthy and disgusting. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you think that I'm on my floor? Yes, I don't

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Speaker 1: think it. I pretty much know it. I've seen the

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Speaker 1: pictures too, and I saw a few stains, and so

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Speaker 1: you know, obviously I don't think I should need to

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Speaker 1: explain this, but our tenants can't be pooping on the

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Speaker 1: floor in their apartments. You need to be using the toilet, sir. No, dude,

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Speaker 1: I have a puppy. He's on the floor. But I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to another one. We got another one, the old puppy.

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Speaker 1: Excuse the old I got a puppy excuse. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: then how do you explain the tests? What tests are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Oh? Well, I'll have you know that

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Speaker 1: my maintenance guy stew that I sent in there the

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Speaker 1: other day to check it out. He took a sample

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Speaker 1: of one of the stains that was on the floor there.

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Speaker 1: We sent it down to a lab and they reviewed

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Speaker 1: it and it came back ninety four percent human. How

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Speaker 1: do you explain that, mister poopy pants dude, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know how much it cost to do those tests.

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Speaker 1: It is probably more than my rent. This is insane.

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Speaker 1: I have a problems with you guys since I moved in,

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Speaker 1: and now you're telling me I'm like crapping on my

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Speaker 1: own floor. Oh my gut. Still again again, that's the

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Speaker 1: third time this month. That's a third times. I have

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Speaker 1: half of mine to fall. Okay, I am so sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. Well, we did get it tested. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you're saying. Before that, I really wasn't listening

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Speaker 1: because I had Stew over my shoulder telling me that

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Speaker 1: what happened is when he went into your apartment the

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Speaker 1: other day to check it out, he actually what we

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Speaker 1: have to do is get a control substance. So he

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Speaker 1: went to the bathroom on your floor, right next to

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Speaker 1: the stain. He accidentally collected that instead of from the stain.

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Speaker 1: So now we don't know, but we guarantee that was

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Speaker 1: stews and not yours. So we need to get another

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Speaker 1: sample from your carpet. Please, you have a maintenance guy

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Speaker 1: come into my house. I think that's illegal, Like you

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Speaker 1: can't even just do that. And he took a on

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Speaker 1: my floor and then you called me to accuse me

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Speaker 1: on my own floor and won't believe me that it's

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Speaker 1: my new puppy. You know what, I'm going to come

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Speaker 1: down to your office and take it on your desk.

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Speaker 1: See how you like it's weirdo? Okay, well then I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you the prank phone call and your sister

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Speaker 1: set you up. I got you, Nathan, what this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone break

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Speaker 1: on you, and your sister Stephanie sat you up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I tell you, my god, that was the

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Speaker 1: quality radio play. Thank you, David. She told us that

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Speaker 1: you got a new puppy and it won't stop going

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom on your floor. You wanted us to

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Speaker 1: mess with you? My god, I would like you to

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Speaker 1: come on here on my desk. Blow that would be interesting.

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