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Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us whatever you want. Literally,

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Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want because nobody will know

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Speaker 1: it's you. We don't even ask what your name is,

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Speaker 1: so you remain anonymous. That's why everybody gets a fake

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. And since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are

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Speaker 1: apparently dating again, Benefer is on the phone. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: remember how people call them so annoying? Not looking forward

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Speaker 1: to hearing that name again, but it's here right now

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Speaker 1: because it's on the phone for a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: What's up, Benefer? What's up, guys? To do it? I'm

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Speaker 1: all right now, just thinking about having to hear that again. Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 1: other than that, you have a dirty little secret. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this one's kind of weird. I guess. Oh wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait before you tell you, is it that you regret

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Speaker 1: playing Batman? No, it's not. I regret Jelie if any

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Speaker 1: of it, Oh, I don't know that. Yeah. Jelie was

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Speaker 1: a movie with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. It's andy

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Speaker 1: regarded as one of the worst movies ever made Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: And I actually didn't think it was that bad. She

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Speaker 1: was like one of my favorites. Yeah. Yeah, that's where

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Speaker 1: that's the genesis of benefit right there. Yeah, that's that

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Speaker 1: was when they were dating everyone there was. Yeah back

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Speaker 1: in the down man, Sorry to bring you guys down. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, what's your dirty little secret? Okay? I hate

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Speaker 1: dark Mode? What on your phone? Yeah? Cool story? Dark Mode.

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Speaker 1: I can't I can't stand it. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: people use it. I think it's a fast So that's

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. Yeah, you know, it's like it's

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Speaker 1: something that it seems like everybody loves dark Mode, Like

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Speaker 1: everyone I know loves dark Mode under the top, I don't,

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Speaker 1: and you don't love it? No, I hate it, actually

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Speaker 1: love it or hate it. I like dark Mode for

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Speaker 1: the first four weeks when I switched it to dark mode,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm like, uh, tire of dark Mode. And

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Speaker 1: then I switched it back to light mode, day mode,

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, and then I go, this is better,

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Speaker 1: way better. And then a couple of weeks ago by

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Speaker 1: and I go, h and even back on dark mode.

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Speaker 1: So I go back and forth. I'm so surprised, I Alex,

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Speaker 1: you don't like it. I just keep my screen down

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Speaker 1: the brightness. I don't like dark mode though, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: really don't really. Everything about it is really annoying. Actually.

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Speaker 1: I like keep being dark though, because I think it

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Speaker 1: fits my personality more. I'm dark as well, like you Evan's.

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Speaker 1: But I don't like I don't know, I just don't

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Speaker 1: like my phone dark. It's annoying. I'm disappointed in you, Alex.

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Speaker 1: I'm disappointed in you as well. Yeah. I think people

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Speaker 1: just do it because they think it's cool, like they

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Speaker 1: want to show off like they're using dark mode. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it's a It's totally not useful at all.

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Speaker 1: You can't see anything. Yeah, I guess you know. You

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Speaker 1: just called me out for that. That would be what

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Speaker 1: I do. Like Twitter, I'm a used Twitter in a

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Speaker 1: long time. Actually, I should tweet anyway. They switched to

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Speaker 1: like a dark mode on Twitter and I got all

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Speaker 1: excited about it and I was like sweetness switched it

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Speaker 1: over to that, and then I hated it shortly after.

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Speaker 1: But anytime any browser or any phone or whatever comes

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Speaker 1: out with a different kind of mode for the screen,

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Speaker 1: I'm all in. I'm gonna have that. Just want to

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Speaker 1: be part of the crowd. There's no way you get excited.

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Speaker 1: You don't get excited about anything. No ever, I got

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Speaker 1: excited on the inside. You just couldn't see it. So

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Speaker 1: that's your dirty little secret then, Is just that you

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Speaker 1: don't like dark mode on your phone? Yeah? I mean,

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Speaker 1: like I know, it's not like a crazy secret anything,

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Speaker 1: but I wanted to get on the radio and just

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Speaker 1: tell everybody stop using dark modes annoy. So this is

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Speaker 1: your campaign basically, So if you were running for president,

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Speaker 1: this would be your campaign that you would stand on.

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Speaker 1: It would be my issue. I stand behind this issue.

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Speaker 1: Stop using dark mode? All right? Then how about this.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna find some patriotic music and then you can

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Speaker 1: give us a little speech real quick about getting rid

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Speaker 1: of dark mode. All right? You ready, Yes, here we go,

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Speaker 1: my fellow Americans. We've all been through a great scourge

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Speaker 1: in this country, and I think we all understand it

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Speaker 1: as what it is called dark mode. Now. I've been

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Speaker 1: seeing it all over You've been seeing it too, and

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Speaker 1: everybody knows that it's a it's a scam. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: know what, I know what everybody knows it. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: need to stop using dark mode. China is stealing our

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Speaker 1: data and they're using dark mode to do it. Oh

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Speaker 1: wowka a little fake news action in there. Yeah everything, dude,

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, that's my thick news. You're thick news. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you, very dirty little secret, and down with dark mode.

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Speaker 1: Down on dark mode, thank you. What's your dirty little secret,