Speaker 1: Second date, updated dipping out on a first date without
Speaker 1: saying goodbye. Some of us have done it. Some of
Speaker 1: us have had it happened to us. Jose even went
Speaker 1: to the extreme of hiring producer Boyd as a waiter
Speaker 1: once to come up to his table with an envelope
Speaker 1: and say, excuse me, sir, are you mister Jose Bolanos?
Speaker 1: STD results just came in from the kitchen. Oh it's
Speaker 1: not good.
Speaker 2: Wow, it looks like the kitchen is not the only
Speaker 2: thing burning. Yeah, okay, I don't want to eat from
Speaker 2: that kitchen.
Speaker 1: Point is, there's creative ways to get yourself out of dates.
Speaker 1: And one of our listeners had it happened to her recently.
Speaker 1: She just wants to know the reason why her name
Speaker 1: is Tara. Tara, did your guy use the STD trick too?
Speaker 3: No, I don't know about that, right you wish though.
Speaker 2: I'm really glad that you're laughing right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a good sign that you're not taking
Speaker 2: this all too personally.
Speaker 3: I'm laughing at off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us about the guy that you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's his name, what's his deal, his white cell blood count?
Speaker 3: We want to know everything, Okay, So Yeah, right, I
Speaker 3: met this guy. His name is Mac. He was really cute.
Speaker 3: He was nice. We met like at the police stage
Speaker 3: when we were both donating some canned food.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm glad you finished that sentence.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, No, we were donating canned food, and I
Speaker 3: don't know, we had a lot in common, and somehow
Speaker 3: we got on this conversation about like what's the best
Speaker 3: corn on earth? And corn corn? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is there different types?
Speaker 1: Of course, it's definitely an unusual question to have just
Speaker 1: come up, like naturally I heard another word and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, there's all times of that.
Speaker 2: Front there.
Speaker 1: I guess we were donating like probably canned corn or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why did I put that together?
Speaker 2: Sweet corn? You like that tricolor stuff?
Speaker 1: That makes sense?
Speaker 3: Well, my favorite is the roasted corn. Actually road So
Speaker 3: he says to me, Hey, maybe we should go to
Speaker 3: the fair grounds because I don't think you believed Mary
Speaker 3: said he didn't believe me about the corn or whatever, like.
Speaker 2: You're talking like a corn on the cob at the
Speaker 2: fair slaughter it and butter.
Speaker 1: I mean that maybe the first time ever that a
Speaker 1: flirty corn conversation led to an actual date. But good
Speaker 1: for you, Tara, sounded kind of corny.
Speaker 2: See that's why it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, all right, Well you ended up going
Speaker 1: to the fair with him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I met him there at the fair day.
Speaker 1: We haven't heard about it yet. You take one girl
Speaker 1: of the fair ever, and it's fun trying to win
Speaker 1: the prize.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What what's the next thing that she says is the
Speaker 1: ferris wheel collapsed of people? You were still at the fair? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a good location. I mean, how was it? Was
Speaker 1: it a fun date for you?
Speaker 3: Tara? Yeah? Yeah, it was great. I mean it was nice.
Speaker 3: You know, we met there and we tried the corn.
Speaker 3: He agreed, it was fun. We had a good time.
Speaker 2: That's a cute date. Super hot food to eat in
Speaker 2: front of the one.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah you should have seen me. I was
Speaker 3: like trying to make it all sexy, just.
Speaker 1: Got like butter all over.
Speaker 3: But anyways, we kept walking around, we had some drinks,
Speaker 3: ing on ride. We played the duck Shooter games.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys knew that, So where
Speaker 2: did it go wrong?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like that's what I'm trying to figure out. Oh,
Speaker 3: you don't know, Like when we played the duck Shooter game,
Speaker 3: he didn't win, but I did, and I won the
Speaker 3: future Panda.
Speaker 1: I'm okay.
Speaker 2: Then, feeling seriously about a little fair.
Speaker 1: Games want to win you price?
Speaker 2: Are you serious? Your ego is that fragile?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: My god?
Speaker 1: It just as a guy, you want to be able
Speaker 1: to show up for your date and do something special,
Speaker 1: and when you fail in front of a girl, it's
Speaker 1: really embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Fair Game. Did his attitude change after you won the
Speaker 2: panda and he didn't?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like I don't know. I thought we
Speaker 3: were having fun goofing around, and then he got a
Speaker 3: little edgy over it and didn't seem like he was
Speaker 3: holding a rudge or anything. I mean, it was only
Speaker 3: a panda, but.
Speaker 2: He was holding a grudge. He was holding a panda.
Speaker 2: Just feels like a red flag.
Speaker 1: But okay, so you were able to move on after
Speaker 1: the duck Hunter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he seemed to let it go and he
Speaker 3: was fine. I gave him the panda because I had
Speaker 3: used the bathroom. He was okay, holding it. Okay, come out,
Speaker 3: and he's gone. He took off.
Speaker 2: WHOA where the panda? Yeah, where's the pandemic?
Speaker 3: The pan the pandam was there. He left the panda,
Speaker 3: but he was gone.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's like an emergency escape route.
Speaker 1: I've never had to do that. It's really weird.
Speaker 2: It can't be over a fair game. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not that mightst be honest. I would just sulk
Speaker 2: the rest of the night and ruin the date.
Speaker 1: I would or what did you do? Tara?
Speaker 3: Well, I texted him because I figured, oh, maybe you know,
Speaker 3: he went off to do the bathroom himself, to get
Speaker 3: something to eat, you know whatever. But he didn't get
Speaker 3: back to me. So I was like, Okay, that's weird.
Speaker 2: So how long did you wait before you realized he
Speaker 2: had left left?
Speaker 3: I thought I waited probably maybe in another forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh you poor, saying yeah, no, no, she's sad, pandah.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I laughed him. I was kind of mad, obviously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be more than kinda Yeah, that's rude.
Speaker 3: So I kind of was. I didn't I didn't text
Speaker 3: him right away. I waited probably about a week, and
Speaker 3: then like one night, I don't know, I had she
Speaker 3: was too many wines, you know, I was a little mad.
Speaker 3: So he kind of sent him a drunk text. I
Speaker 3: didn't mean to I was like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, and he deserves it. Why you hold him back?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Why do you even want to call this guy?
Speaker 1: Maybe something horrible happened.
Speaker 2: To him and he left the panda what he was
Speaker 2: abducted at the fair? I mean, what could possibly.
Speaker 1: It's happened to me before and then and then he never.
Speaker 3: Text that he did go after this text? He did
Speaker 3: him initially when I was at the fair, but he did.
Speaker 3: He sent me a sorry with a sad That's it.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 4: That was it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't feel guilty.
Speaker 3: He does it sorry with one little sad piece.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it sounds like you don't really want to
Speaker 1: get another date with him. You're more interested and finding
Speaker 1: out the reason why he ditched.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of it. I need like closure. I
Speaker 3: feel like, I mean, I don't know. I just don't
Speaker 3: understand where it went wrong.
Speaker 1: All right, Well let's try and find out where you
Speaker 1: did go wrong. We're gonna play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: and we'll call Mack for you and try and get
Speaker 1: your second date update.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, great, thank you.
Speaker 1: Second date update. I just can't get that image out
Speaker 1: of my head. A lonely stuffed Panda bear left all
Speaker 1: by himself, abandoned in the middle of the fair grounds
Speaker 1: with nobody there to hug him. That's an image that's
Speaker 1: gonna haunt my dreams for months.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: And I guess our listener Tara got abandoned there too
Speaker 1: when her date Mac disappeared randomly. But I know Tanna
Speaker 1: sounds like a strong, independent woman. That poor helpless panda
Speaker 1: was just left sitting in the rain, crying out for
Speaker 1: someone rain, the snow, and sleep. The tornado nearly took
Speaker 1: him up, and he is just crying out for anybody
Speaker 1: to love him. And I want to get some answers
Speaker 1: and some justice today for Tara, but mostly for that
Speaker 1: sad helpless panda got panbandoned at the fair grounds day. Tara,
Speaker 1: how long has it been since the panda's traumatic day
Speaker 1: at the fair.
Speaker 3: I think it's been like four days.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, only four I was picturing like two weeks
Speaker 1: in my mind.
Speaker 2: But she needs answer now. We're not gonna wait two weeks. Answer.
Speaker 1: Well, we're looking for a little bit more of an explanation.
Speaker 1: So let's call Mac right.
Speaker 2: Now, demanding an explanation.
Speaker 1: Yes, Panda needs to know, that's right.
Speaker 2: Jeffy.
Speaker 1: So here we go. I'm gonna Dilla's number right now.
Speaker 1: Let's do this.
Speaker 4: Hello is this Mac? Yeah? This is Max Man is calling.
Speaker 1: Mac the Panda abandon her.
Speaker 2: Mac, it should lave excuse me?
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 1: Look? Mac, I'm calling from the radio show brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning and we're trying to get some
Speaker 1: answers here for one of our listeners that you went
Speaker 1: on a date with recently.
Speaker 4: Oh like wait, your radio station calling about like, uh
Speaker 4: like the second day thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah you've heard about it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have.
Speaker 2: All right, so I don't even think that you should
Speaker 2: be eligible for a second date. But here we are.
Speaker 1: Okay. I apologize for my co host Brooks. She's a
Speaker 1: little bit bitter because we heard the story of what
Speaker 1: happened with you and Tara at the fairgrounds. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we only heard one side of it. We're calling right
Speaker 1: now to get your end of the story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you ditched her, Man, Why did you ditch her? I?
Speaker 4: Actually I feel very I'm so embarrassed. Like I have
Speaker 4: to tell you, Uh, I really liked Tera a lot
Speaker 4: and everything was going really good on the date.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, is that your go to move
Speaker 1: then yeah, yeah, yeah, crawl.
Speaker 4: And I really have meant to call her, and but
Speaker 4: I've been dealing with like literally a lot of stuff
Speaker 4: since I was on that date.
Speaker 2: Stuff A text takes like two seconds. What I mean,
Speaker 2: did you get an emergency call or something? Is that
Speaker 2: why you had to leave while she was in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: I'll explain. I actually just the weirdest thing. While she
Speaker 4: was in the bathroom, a kid came up to me,
Speaker 4: like sixteen seventeen, okay, and asked me if I would
Speaker 4: buy him some beer.
Speaker 2: Why would you buy a teenager beer?
Speaker 1: Because he's cool.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: They were just like, you know, they looked just underage.
Speaker 4: So I just thought i'd help him out and I
Speaker 4: said sure, and I went to the beer area.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so many more red flags popping up.
Speaker 4: You guys. I know it sounds weird, but I mean
Speaker 4: I was a kid too, and I don't know, and
Speaker 4: this is like, let me just buy this kid some beer.
Speaker 4: And immediately I got the beer and cops came out, you're.
Speaker 2: Buying teenagers beer? But they were like, narks man.
Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying, yes exactly, And I was shook.
Speaker 4: I never expected that to happen. I was like, this
Speaker 4: is going to be a five second thing, and I
Speaker 4: was instantly cited for providing minors with beer. Took me
Speaker 4: out of the park to get my info. And it
Speaker 4: gets worse. I hadn't paid my registrate. They looked up
Speaker 4: my plates on my car and I hadn't paid my
Speaker 4: registration for like three years.
Speaker 2: Oh so you just driving around for three years on
Speaker 2: expired tabs too.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you just kind of put it aside, and you're like,
Speaker 5: it's been a year and no one's done anything.
Speaker 3: Father.
Speaker 4: And they impounded my car and they took me to jail.
Speaker 1: Oh you know that you explain the more you seem
Speaker 1: like a guy who's worthy of a second date.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So you ditch her because you got arrested.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if you can say he ditched her,
Speaker 1: dragged away from her and him.
Speaker 4: I didn't spend too long in jail, but it was
Speaker 4: just I had to deal with getting my car back
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean his biggest mistake was not putting a
Speaker 1: post it note on the panda explaining what happened to me.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I went to buy some teenage boys alcohol.
Speaker 4: It's a big panda. It's gigantic, So I just left
Speaker 4: it there for a second to buy the kid beer.
Speaker 4: So I don't even know what happened to the panda.
Speaker 1: Well it was it was left there and Tara had
Speaker 1: to find it and had no clue what happened to you.
Speaker 1: That's why she's been freaking out wondering what's going on.
Speaker 1: It does make sense why he only.
Speaker 4: Said sorry, Yeah, I just felt embarrassed. I just don't
Speaker 4: know how to explain it. I thought she wouldn't believe me.
Speaker 4: I thought that there's no way anybody would believe me.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I really do.
Speaker 1: I mean, I believe it. But let's find out if
Speaker 1: Tara believes you, because she's actually on the other line
Speaker 1: listening right now and wants to talk to you another.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: That's how these second dates work, Tarah?
Speaker 2: Are you speechless?
Speaker 4: Tara?
Speaker 1: Are you there?
Speaker 3: I don't believe it. I shouldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: You don't believe him?
Speaker 3: Actually no, I believe him. I just like the story
Speaker 3: is nuts. Okay, that's just crazy. I would have never
Speaker 3: guessed a million years. That's why he wasn't there.
Speaker 2: He was trying to party with some teens man.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, But I gotta ask you a question,
Speaker 3: like what kind of cops were these that you were
Speaker 3: dealing with. Were they cop cops or were they like
Speaker 3: fair cops?
Speaker 2: You mean like security guards at the fair, guards like
Speaker 2: you know, the ones that.
Speaker 4: Don't know they had like badges and handcuffs and things.
Speaker 2: There's cops at the fair. I've seen police officers at
Speaker 2: the fair. Why does that matter?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what difference does it make to you, Tara?
Speaker 3: Well, because it's their Fair cops. It's like he should
Speaker 3: have taken off. I mean, you should have stayed there.
Speaker 2: You wanted him run?
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's just the first thing I thought of.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: It's like sometimes fare cops are just always hanging around
Speaker 3: and they're just checking on people. I don't understand why
Speaker 3: you wouldn't run. It just seems like a bonehead move
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 4: I don't know, you wanted me to run away from
Speaker 4: the cops.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of us, probably Fair cops. That's not the
Speaker 3: same thing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: He eventually got taken down to a police station. I mean,
Speaker 2: even if they transferred him to other cops, Like, it's
Speaker 2: not I just can't believe your red flag is that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just you know, I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go into detail about it because it
Speaker 3: happened in the past, but I did have kind of
Speaker 3: an issue like this the lad game with the what
Speaker 3: game milk jug game the milk you.
Speaker 1: Mean the game where you like toss the softball into
Speaker 1: like the milk, the giant milk can knock them over
Speaker 1: and knock them over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I just took off. I kind of
Speaker 3: hid behind the big stuff animals, so like I bolted.
Speaker 3: It may be fine, It was fine, it was blown over.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it doesn't sound that doesn't sound like
Speaker 4: the same thing.
Speaker 5: I know you're being pretty vague about your story, but
Speaker 5: I was literally caught with alcohol being given to a miner.
Speaker 2: I am just shocked at where we're at. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: it is not what I expect.
Speaker 1: You're not disappointed that he bought some beer for some
Speaker 1: miners at the fair. You're just more disappointed that he
Speaker 1: chose to get himself arrested rather than try and run.
Speaker 3: So he am kind of disappointed in the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like it was domb for him to
Speaker 3: buy the beer, and it's also dumb for him to
Speaker 3: knock get out of there quicker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I have I have.
Speaker 1: A really important question that I think the whole room
Speaker 1: is thinking about right now. Yes, I will purchase alcohol
Speaker 1: for you, Jeffrey, not that I'm talking about the giant panda.
Speaker 1: If they were fair cops, why wouldn't they let Mac
Speaker 1: take it with him when he got arrested.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's happening right now. This is kind
Speaker 4: of like a weird conversation.
Speaker 1: What's happening is I'm going to offer to send you
Speaker 1: out on another date with Tara, and we'll pay for
Speaker 1: that date.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I don't know, Tara, if you want
Speaker 4: to go out again, I mean, I promise I won't
Speaker 4: be selling anything to anybody.
Speaker 1: Okay, Tara, no, thank you.
Speaker 3: All you had to do was text me and we
Speaker 3: could avoided all of this. So I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, God, this is harder than winning one of
Speaker 2: those fair games.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll have fun and maybe next time you're at
Speaker 5: the jail you should probably go out with like an
Speaker 5: actual criminal.
Speaker 1: That is the silver lining from this. Somewhere out there, Tara,
Speaker 1: there is your bad boy who's willing to run away
Speaker 1: from the fair. Oh yeah, you will find him one day.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: It's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.