WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Pan-Bandoned

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<v Speaker 1>Second date, updated dipping out on a first date without

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<v Speaker 1>saying goodbye. Some of us have done it. Some of

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<v Speaker 1>us have had it happened to us. Jose even went

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<v Speaker 1>to the extreme of hiring producer Boyd as a waiter

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<v Speaker 1>once to come up to his table with an envelope

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<v Speaker 1>and say, excuse me, sir, are you mister Jose Bolanos?

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<v Speaker 1>STD results just came in from the kitchen. Oh it's

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<v Speaker 1>not good.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it looks like the kitchen is not the only

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<v Speaker 2>thing burning. Yeah, okay, I don't want to eat from

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<v Speaker 2>that kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Point is, there's creative ways to get yourself out of dates.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of our listeners had it happened to her recently.

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<v Speaker 1>She just wants to know the reason why her name

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<v Speaker 1>is Tara. Tara, did your guy use the STD trick too?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't know about that, right you wish though.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really glad that you're laughing right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's a good sign that you're not taking

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<v Speaker 2>this all too personally.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm laughing at off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, tell us about the guy that you went out with.

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<v Speaker 1>What's his name, what's his deal, his white cell blood count?

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<v Speaker 3>We want to know everything, Okay, So Yeah, right, I

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<v Speaker 3>met this guy. His name is Mac. He was really cute.

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<v Speaker 3>He was nice. We met like at the police stage

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<v Speaker 3>when we were both donating some canned food.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm glad you finished that sentence.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, No, we were donating canned food, and I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, we had a lot in common, and somehow

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<v Speaker 3>we got on this conversation about like what's the best

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<v Speaker 3>corn on earth? And corn corn? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there different types?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, it's definitely an unusual question to have just

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<v Speaker 1>come up, like naturally I heard another word and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, there's all times of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Front there.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we were donating like probably canned corn or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why did I put that together?

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<v Speaker 2>Sweet corn? You like that tricolor stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>That makes sense?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, my favorite is the roasted corn. Actually road So

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<v Speaker 3>he says to me, Hey, maybe we should go to

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<v Speaker 3>the fair grounds because I don't think you believed Mary

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<v Speaker 3>said he didn't believe me about the corn or whatever, like.

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<v Speaker 2>You're talking like a corn on the cob at the

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<v Speaker 2>fair slaughter it and butter.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that maybe the first time ever that a

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<v Speaker 1>flirty corn conversation led to an actual date. But good

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<v Speaker 1>for you, Tara, sounded kind of corny.

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<v Speaker 2>See that's why it doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right, all right, Well you ended up going

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<v Speaker 1>to the fair with him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I met him there at the fair day.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't heard about it yet. You take one girl

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<v Speaker 1>of the fair ever, and it's fun trying to win

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<v Speaker 1>the prize.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What what's the next thing that she says is the

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<v Speaker 1>ferris wheel collapsed of people? You were still at the fair? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good location. I mean, how was it? Was

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<v Speaker 1>it a fun date for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Tara? Yeah? Yeah, it was great. I mean it was nice.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, we met there and we tried the corn.

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<v Speaker 3>He agreed, it was fun. We had a good time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a cute date. Super hot food to eat in

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<v Speaker 2>front of the one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah you should have seen me. I was

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<v Speaker 3>like trying to make it all sexy, just.

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<v Speaker 1>Got like butter all over.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyways, we kept walking around, we had some drinks,

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<v Speaker 3>ing on ride. We played the duck Shooter games.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you guys knew that, So where

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<v Speaker 2>did it go wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, Like that's what I'm trying to figure out. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't know, Like when we played the duck Shooter game,

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<v Speaker 3>he didn't win, but I did, and I won the

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<v Speaker 3>future Panda.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Then, feeling seriously about a little fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Games want to win you price?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you serious? Your ego is that fragile?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>My god?

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<v Speaker 1>It just as a guy, you want to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to show up for your date and do something special,

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<v Speaker 1>and when you fail in front of a girl, it's

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<v Speaker 1>really embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair Game. Did his attitude change after you won the

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<v Speaker 2>panda and he didn't?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, like I don't know. I thought we

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<v Speaker 3>were having fun goofing around, and then he got a

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<v Speaker 3>little edgy over it and didn't seem like he was

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<v Speaker 3>holding a rudge or anything. I mean, it was only

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<v Speaker 3>a panda, but.

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<v Speaker 2>He was holding a grudge. He was holding a panda.

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<v Speaker 2>Just feels like a red flag.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, so you were able to move on after

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<v Speaker 1>the duck Hunter.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so he seemed to let it go and he

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<v Speaker 3>was fine. I gave him the panda because I had

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<v Speaker 3>used the bathroom. He was okay, holding it. Okay, come out,

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<v Speaker 3>and he's gone. He took off.

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<v Speaker 2>WHOA where the panda? Yeah, where's the pandemic?

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<v Speaker 3>The pan the pandam was there. He left the panda,

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<v Speaker 3>but he was gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's like an emergency escape route.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had to do that. It's really weird.

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<v Speaker 2>It can't be over a fair game. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not that mightst be honest. I would just sulk

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the night and ruin the date.

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<v Speaker 1>I would or what did you do? Tara?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I texted him because I figured, oh, maybe you know,

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<v Speaker 3>he went off to do the bathroom himself, to get

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<v Speaker 3>something to eat, you know whatever. But he didn't get

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<v Speaker 3>back to me. So I was like, Okay, that's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>So how long did you wait before you realized he

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<v Speaker 2>had left left?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought I waited probably maybe in another forty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you poor, saying yeah, no, no, she's sad, pandah.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, I laughed him. I was kind of mad, obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd be more than kinda Yeah, that's rude.

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<v Speaker 3>So I kind of was. I didn't I didn't text

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<v Speaker 3>him right away. I waited probably about a week, and

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<v Speaker 3>then like one night, I don't know, I had she

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<v Speaker 3>was too many wines, you know, I was a little mad.

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<v Speaker 3>So he kind of sent him a drunk text. I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't mean to I was like, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, and he deserves it. Why you hold him back?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you even want to call this guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe something horrible happened.

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<v Speaker 2>To him and he left the panda what he was

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<v Speaker 2>abducted at the fair? I mean, what could possibly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's happened to me before and then and then he never.

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<v Speaker 3>Text that he did go after this text? He did

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<v Speaker 3>him initially when I was at the fair, but he did.

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<v Speaker 3>He sent me a sorry with a sad That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all.

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<v Speaker 4>That was it.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't feel guilty.

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<v Speaker 3>He does it sorry with one little sad piece.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it sounds like you don't really want to

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<v Speaker 1>get another date with him. You're more interested and finding

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<v Speaker 1>out the reason why he ditched.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's kind of it. I need like closure. I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like, I mean, I don't know. I just don't

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<v Speaker 3>understand where it went wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well let's try and find out where you

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<v Speaker 1>did go wrong. We're gonna play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll call Mack for you and try and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, great, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. I just can't get that image out

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<v Speaker 1>of my head. A lonely stuffed Panda bear left all

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<v Speaker 1>by himself, abandoned in the middle of the fair grounds

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<v Speaker 1>with nobody there to hug him. That's an image that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna haunt my dreams for months.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And I guess our listener Tara got abandoned there too

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<v Speaker 1>when her date Mac disappeared randomly. But I know Tanna

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a strong, independent woman. That poor helpless panda

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<v Speaker 1>was just left sitting in the rain, crying out for

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<v Speaker 1>someone rain, the snow, and sleep. The tornado nearly took

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<v Speaker 1>him up, and he is just crying out for anybody

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<v Speaker 1>to love him. And I want to get some answers

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<v Speaker 1>and some justice today for Tara, but mostly for that

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<v Speaker 1>sad helpless panda got panbandoned at the fair grounds day. Tara,

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<v Speaker 1>how long has it been since the panda's traumatic day

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<v Speaker 1>at the fair.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's been like four days.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, only four I was picturing like two weeks

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<v Speaker 1>in my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>But she needs answer now. We're not gonna wait two weeks. Answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're looking for a little bit more of an explanation.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's call Mac right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, demanding an explanation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Panda needs to know, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffy.

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<v Speaker 1>So here we go. I'm gonna Dilla's number right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do this.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello is this Mac? Yeah? This is Max Man is calling.

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<v Speaker 1>Mac the Panda abandon her.

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<v Speaker 2>Mac, it should lave excuse me?

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<v Speaker 3>What was that?

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<v Speaker 1>Look? Mac, I'm calling from the radio show brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning and we're trying to get some

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<v Speaker 1>answers here for one of our listeners that you went

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with recently.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh like wait, your radio station calling about like, uh

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<v Speaker 4>like the second day thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you've heard about it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so I don't even think that you should

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<v Speaker 2>be eligible for a second date. But here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I apologize for my co host Brooks. She's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit bitter because we heard the story of what

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<v Speaker 1>happened with you and Tara at the fairgrounds. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>we only heard one side of it. We're calling right

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<v Speaker 1>now to get your end of the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you ditched her, Man, Why did you ditch her? I?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually I feel very I'm so embarrassed. Like I have

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<v Speaker 4>to tell you, Uh, I really liked Tera a lot

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<v Speaker 4>and everything was going really good on the date.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you, is that your go to move

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<v Speaker 1>then yeah, yeah, yeah, crawl.

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<v Speaker 4>And I really have meant to call her, and but

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<v Speaker 4>I've been dealing with like literally a lot of stuff

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<v Speaker 4>since I was on that date.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff A text takes like two seconds. What I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>did you get an emergency call or something? Is that

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<v Speaker 2>why you had to leave while she was in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll explain. I actually just the weirdest thing. While she

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<v Speaker 4>was in the bathroom, a kid came up to me,

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<v Speaker 4>like sixteen seventeen, okay, and asked me if I would

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<v Speaker 4>buy him some beer.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you buy a teenager beer?

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<v Speaker 1>Because he's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>They were just like, you know, they looked just underage.

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<v Speaker 4>So I just thought i'd help him out and I

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<v Speaker 4>said sure, and I went to the beer area.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, so many more red flags popping up.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys. I know it sounds weird, but I mean

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<v Speaker 4>I was a kid too, and I don't know, and

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<v Speaker 4>this is like, let me just buy this kid some beer.

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<v Speaker 4>And immediately I got the beer and cops came out, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Buying teenagers beer? But they were like, narks man.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that what you're saying, yes exactly, And I was shook.

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<v Speaker 4>I never expected that to happen. I was like, this

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<v Speaker 4>is going to be a five second thing, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was instantly cited for providing minors with beer. Took me

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<v Speaker 4>out of the park to get my info. And it

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<v Speaker 4>gets worse. I hadn't paid my registrate. They looked up

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<v Speaker 4>my plates on my car and I hadn't paid my

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<v Speaker 4>registration for like three years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you just driving around for three years on

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<v Speaker 2>expired tabs too.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes you just kind of put it aside, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 5>it's been a year and no one's done anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Father.

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<v Speaker 4>And they impounded my car and they took me to jail.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know that you explain the more you seem

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<v Speaker 1>like a guy who's worthy of a second date.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, So you ditch her because you got arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know if you can say he ditched her,

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<v Speaker 1>dragged away from her and him.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't spend too long in jail, but it was

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<v Speaker 4>just I had to deal with getting my car back

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<v Speaker 4>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean his biggest mistake was not putting a

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<v Speaker 1>post it note on the panda explaining what happened to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I went to buy some teenage boys alcohol.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a big panda. It's gigantic, So I just left

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<v Speaker 4>it there for a second to buy the kid beer.

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<v Speaker 4>So I don't even know what happened to the panda.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it was it was left there and Tara had

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<v Speaker 1>to find it and had no clue what happened to you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why she's been freaking out wondering what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>It does make sense why he only.

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<v Speaker 4>Said sorry, Yeah, I just felt embarrassed. I just don't

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<v Speaker 4>know how to explain it. I thought she wouldn't believe me.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought that there's no way anybody would believe me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I really do.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I believe it. But let's find out if

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<v Speaker 1>Tara believes you, because she's actually on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>listening right now and wants to talk to you another.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>That's how these second dates work, Tarah?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you speechless?

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<v Speaker 4>Tara?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you there?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe it. I shouldn't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't believe him?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually no, I believe him. I just like the story

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<v Speaker 3>is nuts. Okay, that's just crazy. I would have never

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<v Speaker 3>guessed a million years. That's why he wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 2>He was trying to party with some teens man.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, But I gotta ask you a question,

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<v Speaker 3>like what kind of cops were these that you were

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<v Speaker 3>dealing with. Were they cop cops or were they like

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<v Speaker 3>fair cops?

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<v Speaker 2>You mean like security guards at the fair, guards like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the ones that.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't know they had like badges and handcuffs and things.

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<v Speaker 2>There's cops at the fair. I've seen police officers at

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<v Speaker 2>the fair. Why does that matter?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what difference does it make to you, Tara?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, because it's their Fair cops. It's like he should

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<v Speaker 3>have taken off. I mean, you should have stayed there.

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<v Speaker 2>You wanted him run?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, it's just the first thing I thought of.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like sometimes fare cops are just always hanging around

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<v Speaker 3>and they're just checking on people. I don't understand why

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<v Speaker 3>you wouldn't run. It just seems like a bonehead move

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<v Speaker 3>to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, you wanted me to run away from

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<v Speaker 4>the cops.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, one of us, probably Fair cops. That's not the

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<v Speaker 3>same thing, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>He eventually got taken down to a police station. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>even if they transferred him to other cops, Like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not I just can't believe your red flag is that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm just you know, I'm gonna tell you something.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna go into detail about it because it

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<v Speaker 3>happened in the past, but I did have kind of

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<v Speaker 3>an issue like this the lad game with the what

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<v Speaker 3>game milk jug game the milk you.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean the game where you like toss the softball into

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<v Speaker 1>like the milk, the giant milk can knock them over

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<v Speaker 1>and knock them over.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, I just took off. I kind of

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<v Speaker 3>hid behind the big stuff animals, so like I bolted.

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<v Speaker 3>It may be fine, It was fine, it was blown over.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, it doesn't sound that doesn't sound like

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<v Speaker 4>the same thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I know you're being pretty vague about your story, but

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<v Speaker 5>I was literally caught with alcohol being given to a miner.

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<v Speaker 2>I am just shocked at where we're at. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>it is not what I expect.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not disappointed that he bought some beer for some

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<v Speaker 1>miners at the fair. You're just more disappointed that he

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<v Speaker 1>chose to get himself arrested rather than try and run.

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<v Speaker 3>So he am kind of disappointed in the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, like it was domb for him to

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<v Speaker 3>buy the beer, and it's also dumb for him to

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<v Speaker 3>knock get out of there quicker.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I have I have.

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<v Speaker 1>A really important question that I think the whole room

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<v Speaker 1>is thinking about right now. Yes, I will purchase alcohol

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<v Speaker 1>for you, Jeffrey, not that I'm talking about the giant panda.

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<v Speaker 1>If they were fair cops, why wouldn't they let Mac

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<v Speaker 1>take it with him when he got arrested.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what's happening right now. This is kind

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<v Speaker 4>of like a weird conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening is I'm going to offer to send you

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<v Speaker 1>out on another date with Tara, and we'll pay for

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<v Speaker 1>that date.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, I don't know, Tara, if you want

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<v Speaker 4>to go out again, I mean, I promise I won't

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<v Speaker 4>be selling anything to anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Tara, no, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>All you had to do was text me and we

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<v Speaker 3>could avoided all of this. So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, God, this is harder than winning one of

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<v Speaker 2>those fair games.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, we'll have fun and maybe next time you're at

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<v Speaker 5>the jail you should probably go out with like an

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<v Speaker 5>actual criminal.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the silver lining from this. Somewhere out there, Tara,

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<v Speaker 1>there is your bad boy who's willing to run away

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<v Speaker 1>from the fair. Oh yeah, you will find him one day.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.