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Speaker 1: Today, I fed up by climaxing too hard.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like a good thing, man, don't apologize for that.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like you've reached the top of the mountain.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes injuries happen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you met so hard you crap yourself, you're winning.

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Speaker 2: W W.

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Speaker 1: So I am a thirty three female. For the past

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Speaker 1: six months, my siblings and I have been planning for

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Speaker 1: our parents forty years wedding anniversary.

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Speaker 2: Okay, nice, congrats to love for forty years.

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Speaker 1: Yes, my parents have had a rough time on and

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Speaker 1: off where they even broke up at times.

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Speaker 2: Okay, maybe not love, maybe maybe.

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Speaker 1: Just rebuilding, rebuilding building, Yeah, yeah, for various reasons. We

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Speaker 1: don't really have any family pictures together after.

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Speaker 3: Plannings because mom and dad are continuously being broken up

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Speaker 3: and put back together like humpty dumpty.

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Speaker 1: Don't know where where the other is going to be.

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Speaker 3: Or yeah, you can't, you can't court a family photos

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Speaker 3: if dad there's no family you know, freaking smash in

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Speaker 3: the secretary.

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Speaker 1: That's right. After planning back and forth, we decided we

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Speaker 1: will take real family pictures with the photographer as part

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Speaker 1: of the gift. After moving meetings and logistics and all

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Speaker 1: that jazz. May first was the date to do it.

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Speaker 1: April thirtieth. I decided to go out for a few drinks.

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Speaker 1: Now after I'm staining from sex and masturbation for almost

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Speaker 1: a year at this point.

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Speaker 2: Congrats, man, no fab do your thing.

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Speaker 1: After a couple of rounds, I ended up going back

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Speaker 1: to a guy's place.

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Speaker 2: Uh oh.

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Speaker 1: We ended up doing the nasty and he was really

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Speaker 1: considerate to my needs. This guy is just making sure

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Speaker 1: I'm having a good time, which is great. This is good.

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Speaker 2: Guys. Just make sure your ladies are having a good time.

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Speaker 2: That's like, yeah, how you hear the bag?

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Speaker 1: Secure the bag first before you shop for your own

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Speaker 1: back if you catch.

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Speaker 2: My drift, I actually I have no idea what we're saying.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes we get lost in the sauce, but we always

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Speaker 1: find our way back, baby, we do. He was making

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Speaker 1: sure that I was pleased. Hey hey, he kept teasing me.

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Speaker 1: Though it ended up with me climaxing the hardest I

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Speaker 1: have ever in my entire life. In fact, in fact,

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Speaker 1: I climax so hard I popped a blood vessel in

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Speaker 1: my eyeball.

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Speaker 2: What wow, Literally, that sounds like a good time.

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Speaker 1: She's enjoying herself. Gosh yeah, popping a blood vessel and

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Speaker 1: an eyeball crazy.

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Speaker 2: I feel like your eyeball just go completely bloodshot? Like

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Speaker 2: what happens when you come.

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Speaker 1: There's like a big It's almost like someone just put

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Speaker 1: a droplet of like blood in your in the whites

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Speaker 1: of your eyes, like you can see a big red

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Speaker 1: blotch there?

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Speaker 2: Does it go away? Well?

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Speaker 1: We might find out, see so uh so yesterday I

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Speaker 1: walked up for the family pictures with my eye filled

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Speaker 1: with blood the pictures, Oh.

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Speaker 2: I forgot about the pictures? Oh my god, right.

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Speaker 1: Like who would have thought? Who would have thought?

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Speaker 2: That?

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Speaker 1: Dude? I walked in for the family pictures with my

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Speaker 1: eyes filled with blood for the pictures that were supposed

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Speaker 1: to be a memory we could have is how strong

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Speaker 1: we are together? Wow?

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Speaker 3: Wow that that is a beautiful sentiment. But unfortunately you

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Speaker 3: got blood eyes.

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Speaker 1: Great in theory, I had to make up a story

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Speaker 1: about hitting my eye on the corner of a cupboard

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Speaker 1: in order for my siblings not to lose it. That's

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Speaker 1: a little I don't know, like I would be like, yo,

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Speaker 1: what happened? But also like your eyes bleeding? So I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to press you too much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I would be curious, Like I think I

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Speaker 3: would ask just because like I want to see, like

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Speaker 3: how do I avoid popping my own eyeball right, you know,

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Speaker 3: like let me learn from your mistakes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like what did you do? And then Nopy's like.

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Speaker 3: Uh like walking through So I ran into a cupboard.

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Speaker 2: It's fine.

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Speaker 1: So they made me stand in profile to try and

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Speaker 1: cover up the bloody eye.

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Speaker 3: Or just like turn around, op, just like the face

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Speaker 3: away from the camera.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, dude in the back of my head,

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Speaker 1: and this is kind of fun. She had some quick

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Speaker 1: like Q and a's so the first one. It can

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Speaker 1: be photoshopped, yes, most likely. Still, it doesn't stop my

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Speaker 1: siblings from freaking out. Why abstained for a year? My

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Speaker 1: sex drive was epped up because of anidepressants, and I

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Speaker 1: decided to do a cleanse while it healed. Did you

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Speaker 1: see the guy again? He called me today and we

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Speaker 1: talked about getting to know each other. Very nice and

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Speaker 1: can this really happen? Yes, you can pop blood vessels

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Speaker 1: from a bunch of things. Apparently this is the first

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Speaker 1: time it happened to me.

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Speaker 2: Wow, learned something new every day.

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Speaker 1: If you really really do