Speaker 1: Hello, my little gorgeous friends. Oh, I am beat a
Speaker 1: f what a freaking week. I mean, as you guys know,
Speaker 1: we're obviously back at it. We're filming season ten. Every
Speaker 1: single season people ask me, what do you think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like, and I'm like, it's gonna be crazy,
Speaker 1: but like we really don't know, right, Yeah, But I'm
Speaker 1: telling you this season has been so much fun so far.
Speaker 1: I feel really good about it.
Speaker 2: Do you are you allowed to give us any like
Speaker 2: hints or tea or who? Is there drama this season?
Speaker 1: There? Yes, there is drama. Drama that's very different from
Speaker 1: the past, okay, And it's just I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: been a lot of fun. And for me, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm so caught up in my life, you know, for
Speaker 1: the past however, many months whatever. It's kind of just
Speaker 1: like we get up, we do what we need to do.
Speaker 1: I feel like a robot and filming vander Pump. I've
Speaker 1: said this a million times. It fuels my soul. There's
Speaker 1: something about it because I'm hanging out with a bunch
Speaker 1: of my friends. But my dad always told me, when
Speaker 1: you go out into the world and you look for
Speaker 1: a job, you need to do something that you love
Speaker 1: to do. So the fact that I'm fortunate enough to
Speaker 1: do what I love is insane to me. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: doesn't happen like that very often.
Speaker 2: To be excited to go to work is like I
Speaker 2: always say, it's the American dream because it literally is
Speaker 2: like like me, Kyle, We're like excited to go to work,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, how lucky are we? And you have
Speaker 2: been saying that about filming. You've been like, oh, ago,
Speaker 2: get to hang out with you know these people. But
Speaker 2: obviously it's filming and I'm excited and that's like that's
Speaker 2: the goal.
Speaker 1: That is the goal. Yeah, we had a crazy week.
Speaker 1: It was like we went from so we obviously filmed.
Speaker 1: We filmed a really cute trip. Okay, and I won't
Speaker 1: spill too much of the tea because obviously I want
Speaker 1: you guys to be excited and watch it on Banner
Speaker 1: pump roles. But on this trip, do I tell him?
Speaker 2: I don't know what, I don't know. Everyone's like on
Speaker 2: the edge of their seats. I mean, now you.
Speaker 1: Have to you guys. I finally had sexy time.
Speaker 2: Wala cant had sex weird, right? I mean, it made
Speaker 2: my day, It made my day.
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, it's Jessica's birthday. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the first birthday you've had that I haven't
Speaker 1: been home, but you only had one other one with me.
Speaker 1: But I felt bad about it, you know, and I
Speaker 1: knew that I just had to hit her with that
Speaker 1: happy birthday text and also I got some good good
Speaker 1: and she was like yay.
Speaker 2: I was freaking out. She texts, did me I think
Speaker 2: the words I had sex? And I was so excited.
Speaker 2: I called her off. I was celebrating.
Speaker 1: No, but dude, even my sister in law because my
Speaker 1: mom was in Newport. Yeah, and my sister in law
Speaker 1: gets on FaceTime and she's like, I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 1: It's like I didn't realize. People were so like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: it doesn't sleep with anyone anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just sort of like to me, it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: she let loose, she's having fun, she's giving into little
Speaker 2: urges like it's fun and it's great and can you
Speaker 2: will we see any of it on vander Pump or
Speaker 2: do you not?
Speaker 1: Well, we had cameras there, like not in the room
Speaker 1: with us, but like cameras were there. Cameras were there,
Speaker 1: which is so weird to me because I've never really
Speaker 1: you know, besides James. Yeah, we would make out a.
Speaker 2: Lot, so we'll see the guy maybe yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I think, yeah, you'll yeah, guy, I'm excited about that.
Speaker 1: Then we get home from the trip. We get home
Speaker 1: on Friday night. Saturday, they had me do you know
Speaker 1: film again, and then Jessica and I were off to
Speaker 1: Vegas Sunday to do the Magic Show.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: I did a panel just about give them a la
Speaker 1: beauty and just the brand overall and how you know,
Speaker 1: I take to social media with it. And it was
Speaker 1: actually a lot of fun because I got to sit
Speaker 1: with people who have these questions, who are trying to
Speaker 1: build their business or get it out there. And you know,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of times you look at people
Speaker 1: and go, well, their social media following is big. That
Speaker 1: part doesn't really matter. It's about the engagement, Like can
Speaker 1: you sell shit in your social media? Your following can
Speaker 1: be huge, but whether people are willing to like spend
Speaker 1: money on you is a very different thing. And you know,
Speaker 1: my brand is strictly sold through social media, so I
Speaker 1: was completely honored that they would even ask me to
Speaker 1: come and do a panel at the Magic Show.
Speaker 2: No, it was incredible and I had never been to
Speaker 2: the Magic by the way, you guys, obviously I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: like Las Vegas is the only place where if you say, oh,
Speaker 2: it's a magic convention, what's your first thought. My first
Speaker 2: thought was like, oh my god, magicians. It's gonna Chris
Speaker 2: Chris Angel's gonna be there, like, but that is not
Speaker 2: what it is. It's beauty and fashion and all of that.
Speaker 2: So it's my first time I had ever been, and
Speaker 2: it's incredible, way bigger than I imagine.
Speaker 1: No, it's huge. Everyone everyone goes there from you know,
Speaker 1: like Nordstrom to figure out what their next collection is
Speaker 1: going to be for whichever store they're shopping for. It
Speaker 1: was massive and we had an incredible turnout for you know,
Speaker 1: people who came to like listen to this panel.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was an incredible turnout. There's this
Speaker 2: one girl who Lala was on the panel speaking and
Speaker 2: I hear es and I'm like, I turned the lovely
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, and I go and I look
Speaker 2: and her name was Maria and she wasn't going to
Speaker 2: go to the panel and she found out you were
Speaker 2: gonna be on it, and her and her mom, she's
Speaker 2: from Iowa, flew to Vegas just to see you on
Speaker 2: that panel. You're a damn lie and she cried when
Speaker 2: you walked out.
Speaker 1: Did I hug her? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She was like, I just really, I'm like so excited.
Speaker 2: I'd really love a picture with Lalad. I was like,
Speaker 2: you can be first, and she was so excited. That's
Speaker 2: why when you came off the stage, I was like,
Speaker 2: for pigs that these two are gonna be first. She
Speaker 2: just she's so sweet. She's from Iowa and she flew
Speaker 2: all the way there to see you.
Speaker 1: Is incredible and absolutely humbling because I walk this life
Speaker 1: and go, who the fuck am I in this world?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Who the fuck are any of us? You think about
Speaker 1: the world to see these are my high thoughts. I
Speaker 1: may be sober, but the thoughts stay stay right. When
Speaker 1: I look at the planet and I'm like, we're such
Speaker 1: a tiny little grain of sand. And then you think
Speaker 1: about big names like the Kardashians, and it's like, in
Speaker 1: the grand scheme of things, who are we right? Are
Speaker 1: we even doing?
Speaker 2: In the grand scheme of things? Our existence is a
Speaker 2: snap of a finger, like literally all of human exis
Speaker 2: since there's a snap of a finger. I think about
Speaker 2: that too, because I think about the universe and like
Speaker 2: how we are literally just a grain of sand in
Speaker 2: like billions as far as we know other universes.
Speaker 1: It's insane and you know what, And I don't know
Speaker 1: what my listeners believe in, but for me, when the
Speaker 1: world has had enough of us, it's just gonna fucking
Speaker 1: wipe this out.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a depressing thought.
Speaker 2: Kyle Kyle will talk about always go there with me,
Speaker 2: because he'll say, I'll like come home from work and
Speaker 2: he'll be like, he'll make a comment like, well, you know,
Speaker 2: when the world has has had enough of us, well
Speaker 2: I'll be gone. I'm like, can we not right now?
Speaker 1: It's gonna walk. I always go there. That's why I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, just live your life, be a good
Speaker 1: human being, make a difference, because there's gonna be a
Speaker 1: point in time where like we literally, yeah, there's gonna
Speaker 1: be way weirder things on this earth than people. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: look at these weird figures. Look at them walking around.
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian Reality TV. What a concept? You know, I
Speaker 1: know it's weird. I know, Oh my god, my mind
Speaker 1: is floating right now.
Speaker 2: I know. I love when we go in this stretch.
Speaker 1: Me too. And then so we fucking get back from Vegas.
Speaker 1: Our flight's delayed three times. Yesterday I get back, it's late.
Speaker 1: They hit me with a call time for my first
Speaker 1: interview this morning, nine am. I was like, that means
Speaker 1: glam at six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they did pick one of my favorite dresses.
Speaker 2: Amazing dress, amazing makeup. Look by this time, you guys
Speaker 2: have already seen she posted it on her story And
Speaker 2: did you use you use the Bambi palette right because
Speaker 2: I'm staring at it now and I'm like those eyes
Speaker 2: I cannot behind.
Speaker 1: Bitch. Palette is money. And by the way, I always
Speaker 1: say when I come out with like limited time launches
Speaker 1: or like holiday launches, because I've been wearing Snowball, which
Speaker 1: is from last year's Snowball, the gloss the gloss yep
Speaker 1: last year's holiday collection, and everybody is like, where do
Speaker 1: I get it? And I'm like, you snoozed, so you lose.
Speaker 2: Yes, so you lose. I know, I ran out of
Speaker 2: mine like a month ago. No, It's so bombed because
Speaker 2: it's like an every day you can just wear it.
Speaker 2: It like gives that extra sheine to your lips, which
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with. Wait a sec, Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: cannot believe what we skipped over this What you're welcome
Speaker 2: listeners for me about to ask this, but the return
Speaker 2: of fifty cent and Lala Kent.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I love how that sounds. Fifty cent and Lala Kent.
Speaker 2: What's the deal?
Speaker 1: I just got a fucking phone call and yeas like,
Speaker 1: fifty would like you to come visit him on seid
Speaker 1: He's in La And I was like, here's the thing
Speaker 1: with fifty cent, Okay, He's just been incredible to me
Speaker 1: since the time I saw his fine ass drop down
Speaker 1: from the ceiling on in the club, and I was like,
Speaker 1: it was like, Kobe Bryant was my my life longer, right.
Speaker 1: You know when you're young, you have like dudes that
Speaker 1: you're like, that's that's like, yeah, you always remember your
Speaker 1: very first crush, Yes, you do. Mine was always Kobe Bryant.
Speaker 1: When I saw fifty cent, I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: who is this person? Yeah, he's just a superstar. So
Speaker 1: you know, I've been around him a handful of times
Speaker 1: before the stuff started popping off between he and Hugh's name.
Speaker 1: We shall not mention. But I remember being in can
Speaker 1: and it was this was years ago. I had just
Speaker 1: lost my dad and I was drinking heavily. And everyone
Speaker 1: knows when you start drinking, you start getting puffy. You
Speaker 1: can be so skinny, but you start getting the belly,
Speaker 1: your face gets a little puffier. I was well aware
Speaker 1: of this, and I also started drinking even more heavily
Speaker 1: because to make myself feel more secure with the fact
Speaker 1: that like things were sitting differently due to alcohol. And
Speaker 1: I was wearing a white dress. And I'm not going
Speaker 1: to say who this man was that did this, because
Speaker 1: he's very well known, but I remember him asking me
Speaker 1: for a photo. We take the picture, he comes over
Speaker 1: to show it to me, and I think, like, I
Speaker 1: look cute, right, yeah. He zooms in on my stomach
Speaker 1: and says, when you walk the red carpet, you need
Speaker 1: to only let them get back shots. He goes, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to help you. I was a mess. I go
Speaker 1: to fifty's room, where he whose name we shall not mention,
Speaker 1: is also in and I'm a mess. I just lost
Speaker 1: my dad. Someone just zoomed in. I had never been like,
Speaker 1: I guess body shamed before. That's what it was, and
Speaker 1: Fifty said to me, you know those are abdominal muscles,
Speaker 1: like fuck that guy, Yeah, even though they definitely weren't.
Speaker 1: It's called a gut, it's called vodka soda. But that
Speaker 1: guy we walk, We get into the bus to go
Speaker 1: to the carpet, This guy who zoomed in on my
Speaker 1: stomach comes to get into the van. Fifty then tells
Speaker 1: him he is not allowed to drive with us. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I always had a soft spot for him, and
Speaker 1: then everything happened, you know, and it was like, obviously
Speaker 1: you don't Fifty doesn't fucking play like we all know that, right,
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh my all type crush mad
Speaker 1: at me, which you know, when idsid it was like
Speaker 1: you had a million other things going on. He wasn't
Speaker 1: fucking thinking about me. It was like we'll drag her
Speaker 1: here and then we'll like move on. But when I
Speaker 1: got the phone call to link to link up with
Speaker 1: him on his set and just kind of bump gums
Speaker 1: a little bit, it was dope.
Speaker 2: And there was no there was no awkwardness.
Speaker 1: He was kind. It was so sweet. The second I
Speaker 1: walked in, it was like a big hug. How are
Speaker 1: you doing? You know, Yeah, we chatted. I'll keep most
Speaker 1: of what we spoke about, which, by the way, had
Speaker 1: really not a lot to do with Homeboy. It was
Speaker 1: just it was just cool. Yeah, he's a superstar. It's
Speaker 1: a surreal moment when you're someone like me and you're
Speaker 1: in the company of a superstar like that. Who you
Speaker 1: remember when that his first single came out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very it's a very weird feeling, but all
Speaker 1: is well good.
Speaker 2: And he was doing a project and it was because
Speaker 2: I saw this on TMC. They were shooting at the
Speaker 2: Sway House, which you I don't think you knew, but
Speaker 2: that's like I don't think it is anymore. But that
Speaker 2: was like used to be a house that a bunch
Speaker 2: of TikTokers lived in.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I don't know TikTok.
Speaker 2: I know, well, this is like these are young I
Speaker 2: barely know. I know it from like a pop culture
Speaker 2: podcast I listened to, but like I think it was
Speaker 2: like five to seven, like TikTok guys lived in that
Speaker 2: house and they just like created content and now I
Speaker 2: think they moved out again. Anyone who's into TikTok and
Speaker 2: knows the story is probably like she's not doing it justice.
Speaker 2: But like I think they ended up all moving out
Speaker 2: and now it's just like a content house. But it's
Speaker 2: cool that he's shooting there.
Speaker 1: It was a beautiful house.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This movie apparently is like so gory. It's called Skill House.
Speaker 1: So gory that during one of the scenes, a cameraman
Speaker 1: passed out dropped the camera. I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 1: that I can watch it, because you know me, Jess.
Speaker 1: I mean even giving birth to my daughter the very
Speaker 1: first IV, which is the easiest, I was like, out.
Speaker 2: Cold, But are you like that with blood?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh?
Speaker 2: Really in horror movies? Like, no, it's fake.
Speaker 1: Oh my yes. I cannot deal with any of it.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I don't faint every time I get my period. No,
Speaker 1: and my mom was worried about that. The first time
Speaker 1: that I fainted do to blood, I was brushing my teeth.
Speaker 1: I was at sid in Olivia's house, brushing my teeth.
Speaker 1: I had cut my gum or something, and I was
Speaker 1: walking around, going, I can't see, I can't see. I
Speaker 1: was like seven, right, A seven year old blacks out
Speaker 1: and you want to know why the fuck you can't see? It, okay, So.
Speaker 2: It was because you caught your gum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I spit and saw blood in the seine
Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm dying over a little lalla walking around
Speaker 2: I can't see. Did you know it was because you
Speaker 2: were about to pass out? Or were you just like yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know that feeling that comes over your vision goes you
Speaker 1: literally black. Yes, had walked me to the bad I
Speaker 1: laid down and she was laughing, she was yes. I
Speaker 1: was like, am I safe? My savior? I literally could
Speaker 1: not see And as a little kid, that's so scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that is scary.
Speaker 1: And ever since that moment, every time I have to
Speaker 1: get my blood taken, like even getting injections, Yeah, they know,
Speaker 1: one poke, you tilt me bad, get the blood back
Speaker 1: to that head because I'm going down.
Speaker 2: Because of the pain, not because you see blood. No,
Speaker 2: it's the thought of it.
Speaker 1: If there's a needle going into me and you're either
Speaker 1: taking blood for me, or you're injecting something into my
Speaker 1: face or you're putting it's the whole It's a mental thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I get that. I get that way.
Speaker 2: I remember the first time I gave blood. I was
Speaker 2: literally it wasn't the first time. It was the first
Speaker 2: time that stood out to me. I was in school
Speaker 2: for nursing. I was in first year of school for
Speaker 2: college and my major was nursing, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I was tired all the time. So my mom took
Speaker 2: me to the doctor to see all my iron levels
Speaker 2: or whatever were, and I was holding it out and
Speaker 2: I got a whatever. My blood started to get drawn,
Speaker 2: passed out, and my mom said in that moment, the
Speaker 2: nurse was like, oh, let's lay her down. Let's lay
Speaker 2: her down, and they were like rubbing my head trying
Speaker 2: to get me to come to and she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: what what's she in school for? And my mom goes nursing,
Speaker 2: and the nursing just like the nurse just like looks
Speaker 2: at my mom and she's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, no, she is not when you knew, like
Speaker 1: you can't be a nurse. Shortly after that, I was.
Speaker 2: Like event planning.
Speaker 1: Completely.
Speaker 2: So the first two and a half years of college, I
Speaker 2: was just bopping all around. I was like nursing, event planning, communication,
Speaker 2: like it was all over the place.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I've never even been in a physical
Speaker 1: fight because I'm like, what if they bleed?
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I bleed. That's why I can't watch.
Speaker 1: That's not the only reason.
Speaker 2: But like, yes, well mma or whatever, I don't know
Speaker 2: what it's called where they like they they punch each
Speaker 2: other without their knockle yes, and there's like blood and
Speaker 2: then they keep punching in the same spot and what
Speaker 2: is scattering?
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't want any part of it. I
Speaker 1: still have a tough time. We've spoken about this on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I don't like when I see people beating
Speaker 1: each other up. It feels very it's barbaric. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't like it.
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 1: We're humans, right, Let's argue with our words? Yeah that
Speaker 1: is so fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, argue with our words, says the Queen of arguing
Speaker 2: with her words.
Speaker 1: I just want to argue with words, like, let's not
Speaker 1: put our hands on each other. Yeah, it takes it
Speaker 1: to a different level. When it goes to that level,
Speaker 1: I am bolting. You win, you win the game.
Speaker 2: True, I just you're the queen of arguing with words.
Speaker 2: I start to argue with my words and I'm like,
Speaker 2: but when you're being mean, like I just don't get
Speaker 2: the words out.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't even know if I do either. I
Speaker 1: just start talking and half the time I don't even
Speaker 1: make sense, you know, but it makes sense in my
Speaker 1: own mind. Yeah, Like, there was this scene I think
Speaker 1: it was like a couple maybe even last year or
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. Becaus Stoss was on and
Speaker 1: when I was going in on Raquel and I was
Speaker 1: talking about Michael Vick fighting dogs, project what you reflect
Speaker 1: or whatever, and everyone was so confused, but me and
Speaker 1: my little gremlins on my shoulder were like, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: making all the sense. And it was like I made
Speaker 1: no sense, but I knew what I was meaning.
Speaker 2: You felt it. See sometimes when I watch those old
Speaker 2: scenes of you or whatever, scenes of you fighting with
Speaker 2: your words on the show, I think it makes sense,
Speaker 2: but the way I watch it, I go, these words
Speaker 2: are just coming out and they're making sense, and I
Speaker 2: almost feel like you just let them come out, and
Speaker 2: then you realize how good they were, Like you let
Speaker 2: them come out, and then two seconds later you're like, fuck, yeah,
Speaker 2: that was that was like a urge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because giant It's like I took a giant shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I tried to do that, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna open my mouth and see what happens here.
Speaker 2: It would be so sad. People would be like, are
Speaker 2: you okay? But you and they'd be like, okay, you're okay, honey,
Speaker 2: little girl, it's okay. Like I get worked up and
Speaker 2: then I can't, like I can't speak because you're.
Speaker 1: Called a kind person. You know, it's called being nice
Speaker 1: and normal.
Speaker 2: Oh that's too funny.
Speaker 1: But I just can't help it. Like even yesterday during
Speaker 1: during the the panel, it's like, I know what we're
Speaker 1: talking about, but I can't help but go into the
Speaker 1: deeper meaning of life. I was like, yes, we're talking
Speaker 1: about like selling products on Instagram. These men and women
Speaker 1: want to know how to do it. And I will
Speaker 1: say we've been extremely successful at it with the give
Speaker 1: them La La brand. We actually really kill it and
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of everybody. So I'm telling them create
Speaker 1: a story. It's much easier to maybe say like hey,
Speaker 1: I love this lip gloss, click the link. But when
Speaker 1: you create a story for somebody like I'm wearing this
Speaker 1: to go out with Katie tonight. I'm so excited. I'm
Speaker 1: going to find us a man or whatever. And then
Speaker 1: I go on these tangents like yesterday, and I was like,
Speaker 1: cause that's what we all want, right, Yeah, we all
Speaker 1: just want to fucking go out live our life, have
Speaker 1: a good time. Yeah maybe bag us a man with
Speaker 1: this eyeshadow palette on, you.
Speaker 2: Know, but that's true. And I think the story thing
Speaker 2: is I remember taking a class. I forget what it was.
Speaker 2: I think it was a business class. But they were
Speaker 2: like they I don't know why we were in this,
Speaker 2: but they said you need to know your story. Find
Speaker 2: your story. And they made us like think about like
Speaker 2: if someone were to come up and come up to
Speaker 2: you and ask, so, what's your story? Like that's what
Speaker 2: they were teaching us to do, like what is your story?
Speaker 2: Where are you from? Blah blah blah? What what significant
Speaker 2: points in your life really changed who you were as
Speaker 2: a human being? And I think that's really important for
Speaker 2: everyone to know, and even better if you can work
Speaker 2: that into your business, like what's your story? And I
Speaker 2: know this is deeper than like some things, but just like,
Speaker 2: what's your story? Why are you doing this? And I
Speaker 2: love people's story, that's why it like parties. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: enough of the surface talk. Let's like, what's your worst
Speaker 2: fear like things like that I want I want to
Speaker 2: know you well.
Speaker 1: I feel like we go we meet so many people
Speaker 1: in our lives and we we often and by the way,
Speaker 1: this is just part of being a person, Like we
Speaker 1: just judge people, right, Yeah, normal, I got it, But
Speaker 1: like we never we fail to remember this person has
Speaker 1: a backstory to why they are the way they are now,
Speaker 1: and even if I don't connect with them, I do
Speaker 1: need to respect the fact that they've been through whatever
Speaker 1: they've been through, and we can connect on maybe other levels.
Speaker 1: You know, we may come from very different places, but
Speaker 1: you're the way you are because of what you've been through.
Speaker 1: Same same with me. Yeah, And I feel like that's
Speaker 1: we're gonna wrap this into the give them Lalla again
Speaker 1: because it's so much deeper than just like here's a
Speaker 1: lip glass, here's an eyeshadow palette. I really have fun
Speaker 1: with the brand, like even naming them, the packaging, Like
Speaker 1: I'll sit here and go, we need to we need
Speaker 1: to rebrand the whole thing. Yeah, give them Lalla. I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe it's maybe not hitting, and it's like,
Speaker 1: but it is hitting. It's hitting, because that's what it's about,
Speaker 1: is just do you I want everyone to go home
Speaker 1: at night and whether they have regrets or they wish
Speaker 1: they wouldn't have done something, work on it. But lay
Speaker 1: your head on the pillow and no like I was
Speaker 1: me today, Yeah yeah, I would pretend to be shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, absolutely no one. And I do love
Speaker 2: that about give them lalla because I remember, I think
Speaker 2: when you were naming your birthday palette. It was like
Speaker 2: one of the first things I got to see you
Speaker 2: do because I came on in June and your birthdays
Speaker 2: in September, and you always you know, you have to
Speaker 2: name things ahead of time and it's so it can
Speaker 2: be but you were getting into each name of the
Speaker 2: of the eyeshadows on the birthday palette and you were
Speaker 2: like thinking, and you're like, okay, like my dad used
Speaker 2: to call me sunshine or whatever. Yeah, I used to
Speaker 2: be a little sunshine or or your mom would say
Speaker 2: be kind, right, and you named one of the shades
Speaker 2: be kind. You were like, like, okay, I got to
Speaker 2: think of like my my childhood and my birthday and
Speaker 2: my sign. And I'm like, oh damn.
Speaker 1: She's still telling me to be kind.
Speaker 2: She is, but it's like this goes into it was
Speaker 2: like this goes into one one palette and the thought
Speaker 2: in like the personality you put in every little thing.
Speaker 2: That's like it's crazy to see and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is how it's done.
Speaker 1: It all matters. Yeah, yeah, the name has to go
Speaker 1: with the color. You know, I'm not just going to
Speaker 1: slap my name on something and say looks good, hope
Speaker 1: people like it. No, we're going to test it out.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see if it looks good on everybody. Otherwise, like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to push things on people that I'm
Speaker 1: not going to actually use, because we fucking work hard,
Speaker 1: We work our asses off. Then we sit here and
Speaker 1: go to fill up our fucking car at one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Bullshit, No, it's insane.
Speaker 1: So I'm not. I'm just you know, I'm just a
Speaker 1: squirrel trying to get a nut, and I did.
Speaker 2: In multiple different categories.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, though, what when I went to that
Speaker 1: what's it called sway House?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if it's called that Stow, but
Speaker 2: it used to be the sway House, I think it.
Speaker 2: Now it's just a content house.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, fifty cent was running with some good looking men.
Speaker 2: Stop or any of them single, not like man, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like that. It was just like I felt
Speaker 1: the need to let you know that you are nice
Speaker 1: to look at, and if you do have a girl,
Speaker 1: you better treat her right first of all, or I'll
Speaker 1: get it second of all. You should just know. I
Speaker 1: feel like when something is pleasing to your eye, a
Speaker 1: compliment is nice.
Speaker 2: I agree. I totally agree. When something is pleasing to
Speaker 2: your eye, a compliment is nice. I was at Whole
Speaker 2: Foods the other day and a guy I was not
Speaker 2: looking my best. I don't know where this came from,
Speaker 2: but a nice guy just came up. Granted, this is
Speaker 2: way different than cat calling. I hate cat calling. It
Speaker 2: It just like triggers me. I hate it.
Speaker 1: It's grows such a difference between a kind compliment yes
Speaker 1: and some nasty motherfucker yes.
Speaker 2: And he just came up and he's like, hey, I
Speaker 2: love that tattoo behind your ear, which I'm getting zapped off,
Speaker 2: but he's like, I love that tattoo. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: thank you, and he's like, and I just want to
Speaker 2: let you no, you're gorgeous. And I said thank you
Speaker 2: so much, and he said, are you single? And I
Speaker 2: said no, I'm not. I have a boy, a long
Speaker 2: time boyfriend. And he goes, well, you let him know.
Speaker 2: He's a lucky man. And I apologize if I made
Speaker 2: you feel uncomfortable and I said, no, you didn't, and
Speaker 2: he said, have a good day.
Speaker 1: That is so sweet. I love that man.
Speaker 2: How nice is that? A compliment? Is nice?
Speaker 1: Right? Or even just like acknowledging when someone is like kind, yeah,
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck it may be.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's nice, or like compliments need to be given. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're preaching to the words of affirmation, girl, so preaching
Speaker 2: to the choir here.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you though? Hi? Because I'm a human being, right,
Speaker 1: I get jealous. I don't. It's not that I don't
Speaker 1: get jealous, Yeah, but I get jealous in a different
Speaker 1: in a different way. Like I've always been very like,
Speaker 1: I want to say, business minded, Like from the time
Speaker 1: I was a very young child, I always wanted my
Speaker 1: own money. I want my own shit. I want to
Speaker 1: work hard and I want to get to this level
Speaker 1: that part of life. I will compete all day long.
Speaker 1: I feel that's healthy competition. But when I feel myself
Speaker 1: getting jealous about something, I'm like, bitch, you better retreat
Speaker 1: and that one thing you're jealous of. You better go
Speaker 1: to that person and let them know you are proud
Speaker 1: of them, excited for them, because that's really what it is.
Speaker 1: You just want what they have.
Speaker 2: You better real at it, you little jealous bitch.
Speaker 1: That's soa and it literally works, does it.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's so true.
Speaker 1: Like when I see someone doing great and it's like,
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm not happy for you, I just
Speaker 1: want what you have. Yeah, it's actually a huge compliment.
Speaker 2: That's so helpful to reverse it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and congratulations on your new blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: like you're fucking killing it. I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 1: And just like that, it's like those are the feelings
Speaker 1: that you actually feel, and now you can go out
Speaker 1: into the world be inspired by that person rather than
Speaker 1: jealous of them. Yeah, and go do what you need
Speaker 1: to do, take a to church, law.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's true though. It's taking the feeling that
Speaker 2: naturally goes into like a sour feeling, the jealousy, and
Speaker 2: flipping it to what it really is, as you're inspired
Speaker 2: by that person and you want what you have what
Speaker 2: they have, so you go congrats, Yes, you're killing it.
Speaker 1: But by the way, in my program that I'm in
Speaker 1: for my sobriety, we do talk about surround yourself with
Speaker 1: people who have what you want, and that just means
Speaker 1: surround yourself with people, and it goes beyond sobriety. I
Speaker 1: mean obviously, like when I'm in these rooms, like that's
Speaker 1: the main focus, but it's to not pick up again.
Speaker 1: But if you see someone who has what you want,
Speaker 1: listen to them. They're gonna give you great advice. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, that's such a good point, which brings me
Speaker 2: to especially the people who are rude and nasty and
Speaker 2: we've all had it in our lives.
Speaker 1: Well, we can all be that person too, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: But then I go, well, yeah, I've had so many
Speaker 2: people say something rude or nasty that I don't even
Speaker 2: know to me or towards me, and I'm like, what,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna listen to you. You're not one of
Speaker 2: my idols, and you know I'm not. I don't look
Speaker 2: up to you. I don't need that. The people I
Speaker 2: love and respect are the ones and like you said,
Speaker 2: who have what you want and who you look up to, Right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna listen to that person one hundred percent. As
Speaker 2: long as they're nice and not mean or rude about it.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be like, Okay, I hear you, I
Speaker 2: see what you're doing. I'm gonna try and learn from that.
Speaker 1: You know what my mama taught me back in the day.
Speaker 1: What because she used to work in a dentist office
Speaker 1: or an orthodonist's office. I think maybe both there's a difference.
Speaker 1: Learned it on Seinfeld's just kidding, But she would say that,
Speaker 1: like patients would come in and sometimes the moms or
Speaker 1: whatever would be rude, and she knew that it had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with her. She was just the person
Speaker 1: that happened to be in the line of fire with
Speaker 1: all the other shit they're dealing with. So I find
Speaker 1: when I run into someone who who is maybe unkind
Speaker 1: to me and I don't even know them, it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you had a bad day, has nothing to do with me.
Speaker 1: Same when I ran into that paparazzi guy. Do you remember, yes.
Speaker 2: And you told the story on here?
Speaker 1: I told yes, and I was like, you couldn't get
Speaker 1: the Kardashian she had to get me. And then I
Speaker 1: saw him again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you apologized, Yeah, and he.
Speaker 1: Was like, by the way, I knew something happened in
Speaker 1: that house. Yeah, I was like, every time I've met
Speaker 1: her seen her, she's always been so kind. So just no,
Speaker 1: if you go out into the world and there's like
Speaker 1: some bitch that you don't know who's being rude, has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with you. Shake it off, baby, Shake
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 2: Baby, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1: On a kind note, you guys know, I'm obsessed with
Speaker 1: Real Housewives everything. Okay, Teresa Judae got married. I saw
Speaker 1: on camera.
Speaker 2: Wait on camera.
Speaker 1: Yes, they said that it was filmed and that Joe
Speaker 1: and Melissa didn't go because something happened with like Melissa
Speaker 1: allegedly like cheating on Joe or something. Why like kissing
Speaker 1: some dude and Marge saw it, Margaret, Yeah, told a friend,
Speaker 1: and then you know how that happens. Yes, you know,
Speaker 1: one person sees it. One person too many witnesses.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So they weren't there? What about their kid?
Speaker 1: The kids?
Speaker 2: None, they didn't go.
Speaker 1: I don't think so we're gonna see it. But everyone
Speaker 1: is talking about how Teresa Jude Ice spent fucking ten
Speaker 1: grand on her hair fifteen hundred bobby pins?
Speaker 2: Are you joking?
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Three bumpets, three bumpets is what they're saying.
Speaker 1: Three fucking bumpets.
Speaker 2: The hairdo heard around the world.
Speaker 1: Well, everyone's talking about this look, right, and people either
Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, Actually that's not true. People are either
Speaker 1: like weird but okay, or they're like, I do not
Speaker 1: like this. I think i'm the unpopular opinion. What I'm obsessed,
Speaker 1: stop with all of it, the whole look, the whole look.
Speaker 1: I'm looking from her makeup to her dress, to the
Speaker 1: giant crown to the giant hairdoo. I'm like, bitch, you
Speaker 1: better fucking work stop. I mean, I thought she looked stunning.
Speaker 1: And I say, if you're gonna go for it, you
Speaker 1: better fucking go for it.
Speaker 2: Right. Oh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: You found your love. You're in your love bubble.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The tan was on point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the tan was great.
Speaker 1: I am obsessed. Okay, are you looking at it? I
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the hair. I'm gonna disagree with the hair.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Why do I love it so much?
Speaker 2: I don't mind the crown or the hair. It's like
Speaker 2: the super high And I think she was trying. I
Speaker 2: think it was a statement. It's like when you wear
Speaker 2: that statement piece in like a fashion show and it's
Speaker 2: like it's like it's like the you know beyond, like
Speaker 2: the dress dresses that they walk out that look like
Speaker 2: balloons and then they pop them minute like that's a
Speaker 2: statement piece. I don't like it or hate it. It's
Speaker 2: just like, Okay, this hair, she's going back to her roots,
Speaker 2: because we all know, like Jersey Shore days. The bump
Speaker 2: was the thing, like I used to do it, and
Speaker 2: I don't know if this was like just a East
Speaker 2: Coast like upstate New York, I would tease the shit
Speaker 2: out of my mind.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it was just like an East
Speaker 1: Coast thing, because even in Utah girls were doing that
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 2: It was like, because do you remember like Snooki and
Speaker 2: the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: It was like yeah, back combing of the hair, yes,
Speaker 1: spray tand which I still have right now. The fact
Speaker 1: that I did my first interview with these orange hands mortifying.
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning, looked at them. I was like,
Speaker 1: how are we gonna deal with this?
Speaker 2: Did you talk with her hands?
Speaker 1: I tried not to, Okay, I was very like self conscious, yeah,
Speaker 1: and kept my hands.
Speaker 2: It's the white nails too. That make it a little
Speaker 2: because you're you're or cream or whatever colored nails that is.
Speaker 2: It accentuates the color on your hands.
Speaker 1: It accentuates the orange. Yeah. Well, can I tell you
Speaker 1: something though, I keep my nails the same throughout the
Speaker 1: season because it's just easier that way, you know, right,
Speaker 1: It's like, let's just peanum something that it will go
Speaker 1: with everything. You know. I don't want to one day
Speaker 1: have red nails and then it goes with my outfit,
Speaker 1: and then the next day I want to wear hot
Speaker 1: pink with the red nails, and it's just like clash
Speaker 1: gonna work. Yes, which, by the way, I don't mind
Speaker 1: the red with the hot pink anymore. And I don't
Speaker 1: know who changed my mind. I think it was Rinna.
Speaker 1: By the way, purple with everything is like giving me
Speaker 1: all the vibes really to real housewives at Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: Why who wore purple with everything?
Speaker 2: Purple?
Speaker 1: Now? So the first time I saw it was had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the nails. But Erica Jane gets
Speaker 1: on the yacht wasted and she's like, I'm fucking less,
Speaker 1: you know, living her best life. But she had on
Speaker 1: like this pink white cover up thing, and then she
Speaker 1: had I believe purple sunglasses on. Then Rina shows up.
Speaker 1: I lovely. I don't care what anyone says, and anyone
Speaker 1: clowning on her saying losing your mom doesn't give you
Speaker 1: an excuse to be an asshole. This. I feel for
Speaker 1: her so much because when my dad died, I was
Speaker 1: such an asshole because you have to go through the
Speaker 1: stages of grief, right right, and then you're thrown into
Speaker 1: a reality show and the tensions are high and it's
Speaker 1: like so many stories are happening, and no, we don't
Speaker 1: expect you to stop your life because our parent died,
Speaker 1: but my life has stopped. So you have to allow
Speaker 1: me to engage in this from the place that I'm
Speaker 1: coming from, because I'm allowing you to engage in it
Speaker 1: from the place you're coming from. Yes, right, yeah, so
Speaker 1: I am co signing on everything. Lisa Rena another.
Speaker 2: Unpopular Did she come on with purple nails?
Speaker 1: No, she came on with this and I forgot what
Speaker 1: it was. Maybe it was like versauce or something, but
Speaker 1: it was like a red turtleneck, okay, but it had like,
Speaker 1: you know, a design on it. And then she had
Speaker 1: on purple sunglasses, and I was like, why are these
Speaker 1: purple sunglasses just hitten right with? Yeah, all that's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah the pinks or the reds, Like I was so
Speaker 1: into it, so now I'm gonna copy it obviously. But
Speaker 1: back to Teresa's purple nails. I think I've moved on
Speaker 1: from the nails.
Speaker 2: Okay, because I like the white nails, and also you
Speaker 2: can clock nails expose a lot of things. Like That's
Speaker 2: how Kylie Jenner's second pregnancy was exposed, because she posted
Speaker 2: a photo of herself obviously looking a certain way, looking
Speaker 2: not pregnant, and then people went back to like previous
Speaker 2: posts months and months ago and they were like, look
Speaker 2: at her nails, they're the same, Like she's posting old photos,
Speaker 2: which means she's pregnant.
Speaker 1: And they were right, wow, but exhausting to try and
Speaker 1: figure that out.
Speaker 2: Yes, Teresa's hair is it's just extreme, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: But love that word. It's extreme. If you're gonna do it,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna do it, bit you better do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems because Jersey to me, when I think
Speaker 2: of the high hair and the bump, I think of
Speaker 2: Jersey because I grew up in New York, Jersey Shore.
Speaker 2: So to me, I'm like, she's embracing like Jersey. It's
Speaker 2: that was ten k.
Speaker 1: Just the hair.
Speaker 2: I do love the crown, and I think the dress
Speaker 2: is very classy.
Speaker 1: I'm just happy for her in general.
Speaker 2: She looks happy. I'm like, you know, this photo, look
Speaker 2: at how happy she la.
Speaker 1: She's just happy.
Speaker 2: Is there drama I need to watch? Is there is?
Speaker 2: This is her husband on the show.
Speaker 1: He was on the show last season, and he got
Speaker 1: a lot of heat for like decisions that he made
Speaker 1: in the past. Okay, And you know, I'm no stranger
Speaker 1: to getting involved in someone's relationship. I did it with
Speaker 1: Brock and Sheena, and you know, you just gotta let
Speaker 1: people figure things out for themselves. Oh great, when people
Speaker 1: are in there in their little love bubble, you just
Speaker 1: let him ride the wave. It's hard, though, I don't
Speaker 1: know enough about their relationship to really like talk about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she seems happy, her kids seem happy. That's really all
Speaker 1: that matters, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. My mom always said never And I don't know
Speaker 2: if this is good advice for bad advice, but she
Speaker 2: always said, never be the one to tell your friend
Speaker 2: to get a divorce. Be the one, be the shoulder
Speaker 2: to cry on, be the one that listens. Only tell
Speaker 2: them if they go what do you think? And you
Speaker 2: really think, like do I get a divorce? Do I
Speaker 2: get separated?
Speaker 1: Then be the.
Speaker 2: One if you actually believe it, you say it, but
Speaker 2: never be the one that you're always like, you need
Speaker 2: to leave him, you need to leave him.
Speaker 1: I kind of believe that you do. Yeah, I do, because,
Speaker 1: by the way, your friend's not gonna listen to you,
Speaker 1: whether you say leave him or stay.
Speaker 2: And then you they want and you become the bad
Speaker 2: guy and you start turning them away and then they
Speaker 2: don't want to come to you when there's problems.
Speaker 1: Right, like when Katie was going through her stuff or
Speaker 1: when I went through my stuff, it was like, I'm
Speaker 1: here to support you in whatever way you need. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you tell me you're in it to win it. I
Speaker 1: got your back. You tell me you got a dip.
Speaker 1: I got your back, right, Yeah, So I think that
Speaker 1: that's good advice. Yeah, Okay, super super excited for New
Speaker 1: Jersey to come out. When I start hearing that's the thing.
Speaker 1: We all watch reality TV like it's funny as it
Speaker 1: is for us to like watch each other have a
Speaker 1: good time, Like we really watch to see these bitches
Speaker 1: behead each other.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, that's true. That's so true. My little brother
Speaker 2: got my mom hooked on all things Bravo but Housewives
Speaker 2: and you guys, but like they're watching Housewives right now
Speaker 2: and they're quote, they're constantly it's their thing. Now, my
Speaker 2: little brother and my mom quoting all the Housewives.
Speaker 1: Well, can I tell you this is this is a
Speaker 1: curse for me because I am a die hard Real
Speaker 1: Housewives fan. Okay, I watch the newest seasons. I go
Speaker 1: back on Hulu and watch old seasons. I just finished
Speaker 1: New York. I went back to the first season. I'm
Speaker 1: on six now. Okay, But I notice, you know, when
Speaker 1: you hang out with a friend a lot, you guys
Speaker 1: start talking like each other. Yes, I'm hanging out with
Speaker 1: the Housewives a little too much, okay, because I will
Speaker 1: be sitting whether it's in real life or we're filming,
Speaker 1: and I start saying shit, And I'm like, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure that line has been used before. But you know,
Speaker 1: I'm kicking it with the Housewives every day on my TV, So, like,
Speaker 1: what do you expect.
Speaker 2: I'm like, at least not the same network.
Speaker 1: I know right, I'm kind of giving your red because
Speaker 1: you know these Bravo fans are gonna go back and
Speaker 1: be like so and so said this season seven baper.
Speaker 1: But I literally like this morning. I knew I had
Speaker 1: to get glam super early, so I woke up at
Speaker 1: like five point thirty, got my coffee, got back in
Speaker 1: the bed, and turned on Real Housewives of New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fun. I didn't realize you did that. You
Speaker 2: woke up nation and early.
Speaker 1: You didn't realize my Oh yeah, when I because you
Speaker 1: got to get the bows.
Speaker 2: Oh. I love that.
Speaker 1: It's also process.
Speaker 2: You drink a cup of well, I drink my glass
Speaker 2: of water every morning, which not that I need help,
Speaker 2: but like, I just do it every morning. It makes
Speaker 2: me feel great. It's it's a cup of water, mine's
Speaker 2: filtered water and a whole lemon squeezed into it, and
Speaker 2: then a eighth teaspoon of pink Himalayan salt and that's
Speaker 2: supposed to hydrate you. I should start doing It's really
Speaker 2: it's I love it. I'm like addict.
Speaker 1: But you're also the person where we go to Vegas
Speaker 1: for an overnight trip and still go to the gym
Speaker 1: in the morning. It's like it's overnight. Just you can
Speaker 1: miss one day, miss one day.
Speaker 2: It was just the treadmill, but I was like, I
Speaker 2: gotta get moving. I could either go for a run
Speaker 2: around Vegas, which like I wasn't feeling because it was
Speaker 2: so hot, like, or I could go on the treadmill.
Speaker 1: Or you could just walk the way we did because
Speaker 1: we walked a convention center and dragging our suitcase movement
Speaker 1: for me, that's true.
Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of the Bravo world. Yes, I don't have
Speaker 2: a little announcement. I'm sure it was already announced.
Speaker 1: No, it was announced. Finally. I didn't know if I
Speaker 1: was going or not. I didn't have to be invited
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, And I'm sitting there and I'm like
Speaker 1: I haven't been invited, and my lawyer is like, no,
Speaker 1: you still won't sign the fucking thing that's been sitting
Speaker 1: in your inbox forever. And I'm like, why did someone
Speaker 1: tell me? They're like you wake up over there?
Speaker 2: I always say too, I'm like, if you don't see
Speaker 2: If someone calls me and they're like, did lalla see this?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, was I se seed on the email?
Speaker 2: And if they say no, I'm like then probably not.
Speaker 1: You have to because the moment I hired you, I
Speaker 1: took my brain out of my head and gave it
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: Yes, like you have to see me on emails, but
Speaker 2: you also get like two hundred a day, so you're
Speaker 2: not gonna see No, it's a lot. If I'm not CCD,
Speaker 2: I'm like you, guys.
Speaker 1: No, you got to slide into my text messages and say,
Speaker 1: send you something in your email and then I'll get
Speaker 1: around to it, or Jessica will put it on a
Speaker 1: post it note on the calendar that says do this,
Speaker 1: and then I'll do it. So I am going to
Speaker 1: BRAVOCN in New York. I'm so excited. Katie and I
Speaker 1: both have our own rooms, but like we're now like
Speaker 1: we're just bed buddies.
Speaker 2: Yes, we share a bed. I like it that way,
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's just how we roll. Now she has my
Speaker 1: life partner besides my mom and my baby, you know,
Speaker 1: and we're in the same zone. It's like we don't
Speaker 1: want men, we just want to have fun. And now
Speaker 1: that I am going and now that I've ripped the
Speaker 1: band aid off of like being intimate with someone, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, that guy, Yeah, who I hooked up with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked for like two hours beforehand. I know. And
Speaker 1: I think that's the money move because I.
Speaker 2: Think it makes you feel comfortable and safe.
Speaker 1: Because I don't feel comfortable just like doing that right,
Speaker 1: you know, like we had mutual friends in common. Yea,
Speaker 1: it was like a safe space then we were it
Speaker 1: was just like, Okay, I feel comfortable. Now, yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel safe, but I'm just kind of excited to go
Speaker 1: to Bramo con.
Speaker 2: Wait, so does this mean? Because to me, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't agree with this that you're going to be
Speaker 2: sharing a bed with Katie in New York for Bravo
Speaker 2: con No.
Speaker 1: I mean, we each have our own rooms, but let's
Speaker 1: not even lie, like I'm probably gonna go crawl. But
Speaker 1: unless she's like, finds a cute boy and she's like,
Speaker 1: I want to hang out with him in my room,
Speaker 1: they'll be like, Okay, that's fine. You know, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be a cock block. That's the worst kind
Speaker 1: of friend.
Speaker 2: At Least you'll have your own space if you need it,
Speaker 2: because what if you meet a handsome guy in New York?
Speaker 1: What if I know there he doesn't listen to this
Speaker 1: podcast no, No, he's gonna hear about my period and
Speaker 1: him all in one episode.
Speaker 2: He might start listening. Now, No, I'm taking that back
Speaker 2: and putting it back.
Speaker 1: I just heightened my mind.
Speaker 2: No, he's not gonna listen. What if you met someone
Speaker 2: in New York and they were a big fan but
Speaker 2: they like were gorgeous and they were they were like, hey,
Speaker 2: they were respectful and cool about it, but they were like,
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan, like I'm here for Bravo con
Speaker 2: and I just love you. But they were like, so
Speaker 2: good luck. No, no, it's off the table. No, okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm attracted to people that are
Speaker 1: like the fuck are you? You know? That's the thing
Speaker 1: that scares me with that is I think if someone
Speaker 1: were to be interested in me based off of what
Speaker 1: they've seen on TV, which that is real life. But
Speaker 1: in a sense, in order to keep my sanity, I
Speaker 1: have to compartmentalize, if that makes sense, because if I
Speaker 1: and I've done this where I take my job home
Speaker 1: with me and it becomes unbearable. So to keep my
Speaker 1: mind straight, I have to go, okay, work and then
Speaker 1: you're gonna leave it there and you're gonna go home
Speaker 1: and you're gonna decompress now, of course, I like, we'll
Speaker 1: talk to my friends about it. But in my mind
Speaker 1: it makes sense to me. Yeah yeah, But in reality,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm still obsessing over it, but I'm not
Speaker 1: harboring it. If that makes sense. That does makes sense.
Speaker 1: Like I sit there and I'll talk some shit off
Speaker 1: camera whatever. I can't believe that should happen, but I'm
Speaker 1: not holding it close to my chest.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: So if a dude, if a dude has watched the show,
Speaker 1: I would get worried you are falling for la La
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, I also like to go home and
Speaker 1: cover my face in oil and put zick cream one
Speaker 1: and like I like to just be Lauren from fucking Utah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like Lalla is a part of you, and you're
Speaker 2: yeah someone Yeah no, by the way.
Speaker 1: She is me, that is obviously me. But if you're
Speaker 1: watching the show then and you're a big fan and
Speaker 1: you want to start dating me, then you're falling for
Speaker 1: for just the smallest piece of who I am, right right,
Speaker 1: you know, because we go home and ain't going to
Speaker 1: be that spicy. Yeah, but I think he whose name
Speaker 1: we shall not mention, he was a big fan of
Speaker 1: the show and kind of came into sir and saw
Speaker 1: me there, and I think he fell for that person, right,
Speaker 1: you know where it was like, you're I don't want
Speaker 1: to go home to Utah, Like you don't want to
Speaker 1: go to Utah? Or anytime I would express like I
Speaker 1: would love to get a place there, I'd be like
Speaker 1: ew why and yeah, well, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know this, but like that's where I come from, right,
Speaker 1: My family is there. I know you think that when
Speaker 1: I'm not on your television, I powered down and put
Speaker 1: myself in a closet. Yeah that's not how this works,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, yes, so there's that anyway. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this was a fun episode.
Speaker 2: This was a fun episode, and we know that you
Speaker 2: guys were like more personal, more what's it called kei king?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were keiking.
Speaker 2: Is that this us? Yes? You're learning.
Speaker 1: I love it. I hope you guys enjoy today's episode
Speaker 1: of Give Them Lala. You guys are awesome as fuck.
Speaker 1: Go out there, slay the damn day. Happy hump Day.
Speaker 2: Also Happy hump Day.
Speaker 1: Yay throw back and drink for me if you drink otherwise,
Speaker 1: stay popping your perriees and I will catch you next week.