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Speaker 1: This is what I'll say. No, tell me and you

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Speaker 1: know what, I will thank you because I'm like, you

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Speaker 1: I want to say that I am so disappointed in

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Speaker 1: our friends that also hosted podcasts and said, all of

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Speaker 1: like not like you know, tasteful communists. We're like gonna

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Speaker 1: for the one and only Dye Modica. Hi, what's that bit? So? Hey?

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Speaker 1: You gross disgusting slot? What's up? Um? Nothing? That was

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Speaker 1: plugging means I feel like it's such an encapsulation of

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Speaker 1: your energy, you know, thank you. What's crazy is that

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Speaker 1: the most sick and depraved of all of those is

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Speaker 1: glade plugins I know buys a replacement for that. So

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Speaker 1: so porn, Like what, why do you think of porn

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Speaker 1: as a straight topic. Well, I think that's how it

425
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: originally was introduced to me. Was like boys that I

426
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: like was obsessed with thinking about them watching porn or

427
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: like which yeah, I know, we were like, we're not

428
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: going to talk about what we're into, but that's what

429
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 1: I like to or I love knowing what people are into.

430
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: When people are horny, it is hot. It's how people

431
00:29:55,280 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: are horny, straight up straight up love. Yeah, I think

432
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: and like the first porn that I ever saw, like,

433
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: I would just look up stuff like I was a

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Speaker 1: straight dude like boobs dot com, sex dot com. So okay, wait,

435
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: take me through this you were, because I'm a little confused.

436
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: You were putting yourself in the position of a straight

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00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: guy to watch Boob's porn. To imagine a straight guy

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Speaker 1: watching it and being warning. Still what I do, Like

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00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: anything I watch is or not a street guy, it's

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Speaker 1: from someone else. I'm not involved in sex in my

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Speaker 1: head ever, I'm someone else. You have to occupy a

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00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: different point of view in order to allow yourself to

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Speaker 1: want anything sexual. Is that interesting? Oh shit, that'll be network. Yeah,

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00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, just my first times watching it or

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Speaker 1: like when I would hear about it was through like

446
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: street dudes. Like I remember a kid was like, have

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Speaker 1: you guys been on X X and X, like in

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Speaker 1: middle school? Have you been on that one? What? What's

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Speaker 1: X X and X That it's a porn website? But

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Speaker 1: I told me that's what that the VOW documentary show

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00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: is about. Yeah, it's very close. I think. Nixium I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not is just a website where

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00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: you go and it's like about Nexium. It's a website

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00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: that I made where you go and you can actually

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00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: stream the VOW for free even if you don't have

456
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: an HBO account. It's really cool. You should check it out.

457
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: I just think everyone needs to watch that show. Okay,

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00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: So what's special about this porn website? I mean it's

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00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: just another porn website. But it was like someone said it,

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00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: like I didn't know where to look for stuff. I

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00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: was going on this website frog sex dot com, which

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00:31:55,320 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: was just pictures and like five second like video player, Windows,

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00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: media player videos. Um, so finding this like some kids

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00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: said it at the lunch table, and I was like

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Speaker 1: change ing, change, like remember that that your first experience

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Speaker 1: of poorn probably shape your entire view of sexuality and

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00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: you had no control over it. Oh. Yeah. The first

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00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: time I saw it on like on the pay per

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Speaker 1: view channel, I saw like adult scrolling up and I

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00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: was like, what is why can't why isn't it kid?

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00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: And then I went in the basement and watched it.

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Speaker 1: Did you get in trouble for like paying for it

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Speaker 1: or something? No? They had this on my dad's best

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Speaker 1: friend's house. They had an illegal cable box, so they

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00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: got like the Playboy net where every time we were there,

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Speaker 1: that's all I did. WHOA, that was very nice. There's this.

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00:32:53,120 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: Have you heard of Seven Lives Exposed? No? No? Oh,

478
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: it's like the real world, like it was a reality show,

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00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: but like they would all like there would be just

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Speaker 1: a guy jerking off on the couch and then they

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00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: do confessionals and some people would like actually have sex.

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Speaker 1: I do think a market that needs to that that

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Speaker 1: is unexplored is just like X rated TV shows that

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00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: are not porn. Yeah, I fully agree, you know, and

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00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: maybe someone jerking off a little bit something. That's what

486
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm saying x rated TV. It's like it's literally like

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Speaker 1: you know, um, the Americans with Carrie what's her name Russell,

488
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Speaker 1: but then like that other guy's jacking off. Um, if

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Speaker 1: you could X rate any TV show, what would it be? Go?

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00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: I know for you it's a Sopranos. It might be Sopranos.

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00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: For me as well, I think it would be Queen.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's a really good question, my six hundred

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Speaker 1: pound life, because I really I would like to see

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Speaker 1: I guess this is us just kidding, just something so normal.

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Speaker 1: I guess I would say sixty minutes. I guess I

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Speaker 1: would say democracy. Now interesting. I would do succession too, Oh,

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Speaker 1: succession should be although I have to say with succession,

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Speaker 1: one of the things that I think works about it

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Speaker 1: is that it like is so aggressively nonsese, like it

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Speaker 1: does not make it avoids sex so much that it

501
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: makes wealth seems so unappealing. You're like, oh, none of

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00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:46,479
Speaker 1: these people are satisfied sexually. There's no scene of someone like, yeah,

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00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 1: like covered in cash having a five some like, there's

504
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: none of that. It does not romanticize it at all,

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00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: which I do think is like something that makes it work.

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00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: On the other hand, you know, show me some dick

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00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: I would love to see. Is Karen Culkin on there? Yeah? Yeah,

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00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: a little four football nugget? He is hot. I like

509
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: his face is like, he has a hot face fucked up. Also,

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00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:19,240
Speaker 1: Kendall is hot. You guys are crazy Dall and he's hot.

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Speaker 1: Cousin Craig, Yeah, well I know everyone thinks that, but

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Speaker 1: I still would prefer pretty much any of the other

513
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Speaker 1: men on that show. Oh my god. I like he's

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Speaker 1: in some movie where he plays um someone who like

515
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: keeps premature ejaculating. Cousin, I love that. What's the movie? Wait,

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Speaker 1: you love premature ejaculation? What is there porn for people

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Speaker 1: who like premature ejaculation? The entire their entire scene a

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Speaker 1: set up and someone's like all right, let's make our

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Speaker 1: way to the bedroom. And then he's like, yes, I

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Speaker 1: can see that Google. I google porn, like I pegle

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00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 1: specifically what I'm looking for every time. Here's a question

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00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: for you. Incognito window or non incognito window. Incognito window obvious?

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00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: It does nothing. It does nothing, I mean, what would

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00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: it do? What do you think? What do you do

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00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 1: you think someone at Google is like, oh, she opened

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00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: an incognito window. No one look well at least at

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Speaker 1: least doesn't pop up, and you're like typing something else

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Speaker 1: into the goal With that, I feel, yeah, don't you

529
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: wish you could like incognito window a day in your

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00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: life and be like Today's secret. Yeah, that would be

531
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: someone should invent that. They will they Well, you mean,

532
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: no one here has the entrepreneurial spirit, as we already discussed,

533
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 1: so I agree with that. I don't have the entrepreneur

534
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: entrepreneurial spirit and like don't want to like own a business.

535
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: Like sorry to change the subject back to that, but

536
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: it's like I remember, like like all I want is

537
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: like have someone who has a business pay me, and

538
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: then I can be like okay, bye, Yeah, I don't

539
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: either but I think I would kill it. I think

540
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: you would kill because I think the people that don't

541
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: want to run businesses are the people that should be

542
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 1: running businesses because they actually have the correct instincts, because

543
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: otherwise it's like running for president. Yes, exactly, running a

544
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: business is exactly like running for president. And that's why

545
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: I'm voting Mitt Romney. Oh my god, who are you

546
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: voting for? And be honest, But I don't want to

547
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: make a joke. It does look this is the Edie,

548
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: this is a comedy podcast. You're supposed to make a

549
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: fucking joke. No, I'm kidding. There's no way to be

550
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: funny when you talk about voting right now, because it's

551
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 1: like if you make a joke about it, you're like

552
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: make You're saying you're in a mobra Donald Trump. And

553
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: if you're not making a joke about it, it's like

554
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: really boring. Yeah, it's almost like political comedy is a

555
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: losing battle. Okay, Well that really puts a damper on

556
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 1: my big show called um My Puppet Puppet Puppeteered President,

557
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: where it's um a puppet show about guess what the

558
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: White House and and the big season one reveal at

559
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 1: the end is the hand inside of the puppets. It's putin.

560
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you just do that? Isn't that

561
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: fucking smart? Did you seriously just come up with that?

562
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: You're quick, You're quick. You know what, Sam, You're quick?

563
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: You are truly you asked me. I was like my

564
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 1: head went no, no, no, no, I just wasn't gonna say, Biden,

565
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: Sam show has been UM is actually in development at

566
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: at Showtime, at Showtime. At Showtime, Uh, they are thrilled.

567
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: And honestly, the executives at Showtime are like family to

568
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: me at this point. For my puppeteered president, Well, they

569
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Speaker 1: are your they are your my dad owns Showtime family.

570
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: I was about to say showtime and my mom is

571
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 1: the head of development at Showtime. So so in that sense,

572
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 1: they really are your family. Not they're not really like family.

573
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: And you know, we did pay someone to come up

574
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: with my idea from my puppeteered president UM. But they

575
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: said I could have full president, but my puppeteered president uh.

576
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 1: And they said I could have full creative ownership, which

577
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: is yes, that's so fucking cool. Sam things. My friend

578
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,720
Speaker 1: at Sam Taggart works so hard and I'm so proud

579
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 1: of for his new Showtime show. Do you guys know

580
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: anyone whose parents owned something really big? Wow? I love

581
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 1: this question, Um really big? No. Well, I went to

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Speaker 1: college with the gap heiress. Um. I mean I never

583
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Speaker 1: knew her, but so also an old Navy garis Yes,

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00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: that's very cool. Yeah. And you know what, even Banana

585
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: Republic believe it or not. Wait, there was one more

586
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: thing that I no, god, I now can't remember. But

587
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: when I was in middle school, I went to Uh

588
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: there was this girl whose last name was Boccardi. And

589
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 1: because she was like in the Bococardi family that owns Boccardi. Um, yeah, dy,

590
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: do you know anyone who owns something really big? No?

591
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 1: My boyfriend used to date someone his parents own Applegate

592
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 1: far fun and he also, I know someone who's dead,

593
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 1: said the other Romany might be mad at me. Oh

594
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: it's Netflix. I didn't tell the friend group. And he's like,

595
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't. I cannot say anymore. I

596
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: love this. Oh my god, you're being taken away. She

597
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 1: looks like one of us. Yeah, well, they usually do.

598
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: There's something in the there's a certain look behind the

599
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: eyes where every time anyone talks about kind of problems.

600
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: They kind of have to turn it on and play

601
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: along and be like, yeah, totally. It's so hard. I know. Um,

602
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: I hate when I find out like stuff like that,

603
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: like it like it sucks. It really sucks. It makes

604
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: me feel like, oh, no, I thought we were all

605
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: in this in the same way and it's not true.

606
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: And you also get I also get not wanting to

607
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: tell us, but you could do it and just be

608
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: honest the whole time and then it's cool and then

609
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: you can buy everyone stuff in a cool way or

610
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: be like I got it and everyone's like she got it.

611
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: I think that I don't know. My friend Rick is

612
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,919
Speaker 1: pretty rich and he's always just said like, I'm rich,

613
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: your poor, and um, it feels better than lying. Sure,

614
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: it's always nice when someone says I'm rich your poor.

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00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: Definitely shout out to rich. I think it's funny I'm rich,

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00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: you poor. I mean, just person he would say it

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00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: to me. He doesn't like tweet it once a day. No,

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00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,439
Speaker 1: I thought I always appreciated. I felt like, especially when

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Speaker 1: he first said he was rich, I didn't know anyone

620
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: else who is telling me, and you just have to

621
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: like figure it out from like context, clues. Yeah, yeah,

622
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: people would be like, at my yacht, we only had

623
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: we only had lime lacrosse. Could you not afford the

624
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: other kinds to read between the lines? Yeah, what's the

625
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: biggest tell? I think it's still instagrams when they go home.

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00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, but excuse me, let's get back to porn. Okay, okay,

627
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: hold on, can I do something embarrassing? What are you

628
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: going to show us porn? No? Hey, Siri bedroom? Oh

629
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: my god, are you trying to turn your light on

630
00:43:51,040 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: my bedroom? Oh my god, Sirie bedroom on Sirie. It

631
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:11,760
Speaker 1: looks like it doesn't work, babe, it's it's it's broken.

632
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what you thought must have been broken?

633
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I can't believe he's doing that. This

634
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: is so embarrassing. I just I mean, after we finally

635
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: are on a roll, after that, right kind of like

636
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 1: part of the podcast were ground to a halt, to

637
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: then stop it again, to try to turn your light

638
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 1: on your phone, it's just like, well, I guess, like,

639
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, we want to be dy, but maybe

640
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: maintain some sense of professionalism, you know, like we're taking

641
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 1: up your time, like you know the advertisers, Um, it's

642
00:44:50,960 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: not and you do look like ship in the dark. Um,

643
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: it's tough. Podcasting is tough because my dad owns Spotify.

644
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: That's why it's tough. So it's tough because I always

645
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 1: said don't I don't want any help, you know, except

646
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: financially and um, and so I've done everything myself. That's rock. Wait,

647
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: what did you have something you wanted to say about porn? Yeah? Sorry,

648
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: I changed the subject light. I had to bring it

649
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: up because before we keep talking about our topic, let

650
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: me do one thing, serry. Sorry. Look, I'm sitting I'm

651
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 1: stuck in this chair to record our smash Hit podcast

652
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to throw my lights on, and

653
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 1: I like didn't want to interrupt you, so I was like, hey,

654
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: can we actually take a break so I can like

655
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: turn my lights on? And like now it's like a

656
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: whole thing and like if anything was well, I'm the

657
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: victim here because my lights literally won't turn on, Like

658
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: I'm literally stuck in the door. Like not to victim blame,

659
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: but you brought it up on yourself by by trying

660
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: to be straightforward and completely honest with my intentions. Yeah,

661
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: turning the light on? Cool. Well, anything you have to

662
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: say about porn. No, go ahead, George, what were you

663
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: gonna say to You said, if we can bring it

664
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: back to porn for a second, and I said, hold on,

665
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: let me turn my lights on. Oh, I was just

666
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: introducing the concept of form back into the discussion. I'm

667
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: sex negative. I've never watched porn or had sex. I

668
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: know that Sam likes the same kind of people I

669
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 1: like because I see him liking the people that you

670
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: have a secret account that you post porn on and

671
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: then Sam likes it. No, I just mean like out

672
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 1: in the wild. Oh totally. It's always like, yeah, I know,

673
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 1: I know what you mean. I love seeing it or

674
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: it makes me feel like I can like stuff. But

675
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 1: in my mind, Sam likes bears and then you like.

676
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: Based on what you've said, I imagine your type to

677
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: be like a skinny No no, no, no, no no. Okay,

678
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: well my guest was going to be like a skinny

679
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: kind of like one of those ugly models with like

680
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: a gap tooth. Oh my god, absolutely no, like real freak,

681
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 1: not like art freak or like model, like like a

682
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 1: real okay, nasty. Look, okay, I'll describe your ideal man um. Well,

683
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: Jonah Hill is my like number one celebrity crush. He's

684
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: super hot after his weight fluctuates, after the preamble of

685
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: being like literally the most disgusting person, and then I'm like, so,

686
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 1: who's your ideal man, Jonah Hill. He's not my ideal man,

687
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 1: But I'm just trying to give you like, yeah, I

688
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,439
Speaker 1: get it, Dye. I have a question when you have

689
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: sex partners, are you like and and they know and

690
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,280
Speaker 1: like You're like, I love disgusting, fucking, freaky, nasty, ugly people.

691
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: Are they like hey, like stop? And I have had

692
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: to talk about that because he is not like disgusting.

693
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: He's beautiful and gorgeous, handsome, uniquely handsome. Um, but I

694
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: do like that he's not super skinny and he has

695
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: a unique form. Um. But when it I mean, honestly,

696
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm attracted to someone's personality that doesn't really matter what

697
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: they look like at all. In the real world, um,

698
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: just two people talking about an incredible book they read.

699
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 1: But in porn porn, like, there's this one guy I want. Um,

700
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: there's one guy who like he his house looks disgusting,

701
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 1: like it's like an amateur video. The back wall is

702
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: like wood paneling, and he uses this one pillow that

703
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: he humps and it's always the same pillow he's you know,

704
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: he's never cleaning it. And that's part of it for

705
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: me that he has this like disgusting set up. And

706
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,240
Speaker 1: remember when we were like, we'll we'll do the topic

707
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: of porn, and the funny thing is we won't talk

708
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: about sex. And now suddenly you're bringing in You're bringing

709
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: into the conversation a disgusting cum pillow. I'm sorry, I

710
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 1: take it back. Um, do you guys get scared of

711
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 1: like people hearing you talk about this stuff? Well, we're recording, no, Like, like,

712
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: when this is put out, are you gonna be like

713
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: fuck fuck fuck fuck. Yeah. I was like saying this

714
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: the other day. I'm not. At no point in my

715
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: years of doing stand up in other comedy have I

716
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: ever talked about like anything gross or sex related on stage.

717
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: And then with this podcast every week we're just like

718
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: cock dick ass. I feel like it's all I like

719
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: to talk about eating. You're very open about stuff like

720
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: that in the way that is cool. You like talk

721
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 1: to your parents about like your vagina and stuff. Yeah,

722
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 1: what's that about? How do you hear that? I like

723
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: to I think it like makes other people more willing

724
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: to talk about that stuff or realize that, like it

725
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be secret. It doesn't where everyone's dealing

726
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: Like everything is secret all the time. Everything is a

727
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 1: sham your Woman show. Everything is a sham. From hearing

728
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: a caveat in March. Oh yeah, I think I'm like

729
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: you know, of of the two of us, me and George,

730
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: George is the prude, I'm the slut um. But even

731
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: in when you are here now, I feel like I'm prude.

732
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm more on George's side of things, and I'm like,

733
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: oh my goodness, how dare you? Oh, I never have

734
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: heard such nasty talk. I just like it, or like

735
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it all the time. I feel like

736
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: everyone's thinking about the stuff they're into all the time. Right, Well,

737
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: here's the thing, here's something I've been thinking about. Maybe

738
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: not like okay, I don't think anyone is in touch

739
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: with their desires in any way, like maybe people like

740
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: have you ever thought that maybe you're more horny than

741
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 1: other people? Yeah? And so I think that I feel

742
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: that way sometimes and I'm like, wait, maybe not everyone's

743
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: thinking about this all the time. I think everybody's thinking

744
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,359
Speaker 1: about it all the time, George, what do you think.

745
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: I don't I think that. I mean, of course people

746
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: are varying levels of corny. I understand that. But I

747
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: also think people have such so many clogged nerve ending,

748
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: like so so many blocks when it comes to thinking

749
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: about and sexuality, that they are clogged. But I just

750
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 1: like all these jokes where people are like real estate

751
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: is like sex for married couples. It's like that stuff

752
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 1: is real. People like replace sex with other things and

753
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: then become like really really intense about it, about those

754
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: things in a way that is like a necessary outlet.

755
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 1: And sometimes like sometimes it's bad, and sometimes it means

756
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: that they can't express themselves sexually, but sometimes it's like

757
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 1: good because at least they found an outlet and at

758
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: least that outlet wasn't like, you know, violent, Yeah me

759
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: when I don't have sex, kill or buy house. But

760
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: maybe maybe I'm being like too Freudian. It's like maybe

761
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: actually not everything is about sex, and maybe only sex

762
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: is about sex and and and people aren't even complex

763
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: enough to make those connections. Man, I think it's all

764
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: about sex. Yes, I think like gross little things that

765
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: you choose all come from like that and I just

766
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: like thinking that that's what it is, and I'm so

767
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: interested in like what other people also, I feel like

768
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm into stuff that like I don't always get to

769
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: relate to people over or ever, so I like talking

770
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: about it a lot because then I'm like, maybe one

771
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,720
Speaker 1: person is going to be like, oh, yeah, me too,

772
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: right right, hasn't happened yet, but um, eatie where your

773
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:38,399
Speaker 1: parents just like like were they also just like chill

774
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 1: from the jump? Like were they like naked and like

775
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: talking about their sex stuff or like how did that

776
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: is that? Like why you're like this? Or were you

777
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: like breaking them out and being like a nasty little bit.

778
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: I think that they don't realize the ways, like my

779
00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: mom would walk around totally naked all the time. Were

780
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 1: from Nyack, New York. Okay, um, both my parents are

781
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,360
Speaker 1: from New York. But like my mom would stick a

782
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 1: brush in her ass to make me laugh and then

783
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 1: she's like you're so crazy, Like where'd you come from?

784
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: But she would do crazy? I mean that seems like

785
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: she made you a freak. Wait, wasn't she worried that

786
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 1: you would like rebel by going on the opposite direction

787
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: and becoming like Mrs America. I don't. I like, I'm

788
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 1: an only child, and I was obsessed with my parents,

789
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: like everything they said. I was just like I think

790
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: they saw that. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, I don't know because

791
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: they're not. I don't know. Man, So my dad talks

792
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 1: about sex with you, yeah, or he'll be like I

793
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: hooked up with some girl. Or if I go through

794
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:59,959
Speaker 1: his pictures on his phone, there's like, wait, are your parent, yes, wait,

795
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: go back your Are there naked pictures of your dad

796
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: on his phone? No? No, but like women, oh, like

797
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: either in his house or just like just naked women

798
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 1: that like his friends send him or something. And I

799
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: found Girls Gone Wild tapes behind my like box and

800
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: the Hound VHS tapes when I was like a kid,

801
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: So I've always known he's like sexual. Yeah, that's funny though,

802
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: that's like kind of the platonic ideal of a like

803
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 1: Girls Gone Wild is like the you know, I don't know,

804
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 1: it's the quintessential like straight man like safe porn. Yeah,

805
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: Like what is the comparison. It's like the sign of

806
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 1: the Friends TV show Friends of Porn. Yeah, it's not

807
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: like I guess you're a comedy friend because you like friends. Yeah,

808
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 1: I mean the simplicity of it is genius. I mean,

809
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 1: those girls boil it down to just like mhm, literally

810
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:06,439
Speaker 1: lift up your shirt right, You're not a good girl,

811
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: You're a bad girl. You're a girl mild I. Those

812
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 1: ads were so inspirational. I remember thinking they were like

813
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: the funniest things in the whole wide world, and if

814
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: I stayed up late enough to see them, I would

815
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: be like, yes, we did it, and just having it

816
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: be like I'm finally eighteen, and I was like, yeah,

817
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 1: I love this ship. You know, eighteen like being a

818
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 1: teen culture, like counting down until girls are eighteen. It

819
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: is like that kind of thing from like the late

820
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: nineties early two thousands is not great. Barely legal is

821
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: um very weird in like when you're fourteen, you're like, oh,

822
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm barely eighteen. Makes sense, and then when you're like thirty,

823
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: it's like whoa that is? And also like the idea

824
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: of barely legal weights, so that what makes it good

825
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 1: is that they're all most children like and everyone's like,

826
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:10,280
Speaker 1: fuck you cool. Cool. I guess I think we've gotten

827
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 1: to the bottom of what makes people tick when it

828
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: comes to porn. Wait, one final question. If you were

829
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: to make a porn. What kind would it be and

830
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: why me? Yeah? I think, um, it would be like

831
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a pretty good actor. Um, and I'd like

832
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: for it to be like really realistic and start out

833
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: like not as a porn at all. So you're like

834
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: getting to know kind of like blue as warm as

835
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 1: color um um, but then way more realistic sex and

836
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: the sex is real. It's amateur style. It's you know,

837
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: you're seeing real coming from both parties, okay, two parties

838
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: normative and they're showing the girl is masterbas face down,

839
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: master baits face down. Okay, because there needs to be

840
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 1: more representation of that. Yeah, so you don't want to

841
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: kind of have women on your yeah him, got it? Okay, Okay,

842
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 1: So what I'm getting is that your stick and twisted

843
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: corn is a heterosexual, monogamous couple and you don't want

844
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: to see the woman's face. Are you saying like I'm

845
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: making porn with other people or I mean you're there

846
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: the writer and director. I mean you can star in it.

847
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: You're casting you. Oh suddenly it's a threesome umping um,

848
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: someone comes from just wow. That's so that's what I

849
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 1: like soundings. The more simple it is, the more freaky

850
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: it is when you really think about I do think

851
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: that's true. I mean, I do think people sometimes move

852
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 1: on to more complex things without mastering the simple basics,

853
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,920
Speaker 1: like oh, why is a dress hot? But then when

854
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 1: you're like address address yeah, like a dress like someone yeah?

855
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I mean like that's you're a freak. No,

856
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:19,439
Speaker 1: it's dress. Yeah. Dress. If someone's wearing a dress, that's

857
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: fucking depraved, you're sick. Well, I mean that's I mean

858
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 1: I feel that way about like Khaki's when I see

859
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 1: like and we've talked about this, When I see like

860
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: a business casual man, I'm like, oh my god, you

861
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 1: think you are so unsexual and yet I know this

862
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: is what you're talking about earlier. Sometimes being uh not

863
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: trying to be sexy is so hot, totally like you're

864
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 1: just like on your phone. It's the Brooks Brothers effect.

865
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: Something that my friend, the heiress of Gap Banana, Republican

866
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: Old Navy would know a lot about. Um wow, I

867
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: think it's time to do our final segment. What do

868
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 1: you think? Well, first, one last thing and I said

869
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: that last time, but you know, we talked about the

870
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: pot when we make the pod. How do we feel

871
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 1: about this episode. I mean, I think I did a

872
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 1: pretty good job of bouncing back. You got a harsh critique,

873
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: That's true. I got a very harsh critique, and I

874
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: was not expecting it. I'm sorry. I was just like playing.

875
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 1: I just thought we were like, you know, rasing each other.

876
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: You know, That's what I thought up until the moment

877
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 1: when I got my critique. Literally, what I thought is

878
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 1: that we were all playing. Oh did you think I

879
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: was serious? No, this isn't about you. How do you

880
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 1: feel like this podcast went. I had a really good time.

881
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 1: I think you did really well. I think you rushed

882
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: and I think it was exactly the energy we needed. Yes,

883
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 1: I think it was nasty, freaky punk d I y

884
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: Lower east Side and the nine teen seventies Lowery Side

885
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: in the seventeen hundreds. Um, it's Blondie at Max's. It's

886
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: it's the Stooges. It's a pop putting peanut butter on

887
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: his body and diving into the audience. That is what

888
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: this podcast is today. And now I think we can

889
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 1: do our shout outs great so eat our final segments

890
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 1: called shout outs. Um, you know this is a segment

891
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 1: that George loves to hate it. It's good that we're

892
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: ending on it while I'm in such a good mood.

893
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 1: We shout out anything uh in sort of a you know,

894
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: two thousand two TRL style. You gotta imagine you're shouting

895
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 1: out to your squad back home. So just anything that

896
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: you like and will go first. George, do you have one?

897
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: Absolutely not? Um? I don't. I only have like a

898
01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 1: boring one. No no no no no no no no

899
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no um damn fuck. Wait,

900
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: I thought I had one earlier than I forgot it.

901
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 1: We should all do a shout out together and improv it. Wait,

902
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 1: what what if we go each of us says one

903
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 1: word and then we complete and then we like make

904
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 1: up a sentence like literally an improv game. When we

905
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 1: do that, I mean, I feel like it won't yield

906
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 1: the punk rock results that we want. Really, I mean,

907
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: we can try. Let's try, okay, eighty Like, generally the

908
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 1: vibe is like I'd like to give a shout out

909
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: to blank blank, and then you kind of like go

910
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 1: along with that. So let's like try it. We'll do me,

911
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: Sam and you. Okay, I'd like to give shout out

912
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: to my pink juicy ass which is ugly but is

913
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 1: stinky and makes yellow. Um shit, all, oh there my

914
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:49,919
Speaker 1: bathroom and that's it. That's a beautiful shout out. That's

915
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 1: a good shout out. I think that's a good shout out. Yeah,

916
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 1: so I guess, Um, I guess I just want to

917
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 1: plug before we leave my I puppeteered President Um coming

918
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 1: to showtime. Hopefully hopefully fingers crossed Trump wins so that

919
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 1: that show is still relevant when it comes out. Um.

920
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 1: I think that would be the most important thing that

921
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 1: could happen. Um, you got anything you want to plug?

922
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 1: This is we're kidding. By the way, we would never

923
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 1: if you dare to plug something, you will never be

924
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 1: invited back. Do you want to plug something like fake

925
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,920
Speaker 1: or stupid? Or I guess a bit? Please go to

926
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 1: pies and thighs. But I was gonna say coming, but

927
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 1: I hate visitors and now yeah, no, I to have

928
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: to deal with someone at work like I'm working. Not

929
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 1: now you know who loves coming coming into my job? Comedians. Oh,

930
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 1: I'm sure I've heard of comedians in cars getting coffee,

931
01:04:55,320 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: but comedians in blue stove ordering coffee. Unbelievable. I just

932
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: h well, podcast, thank you so much for doing this

933
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 1: having me. It was so nice meeting you meet. Sorry

934
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 1: it was under these circumstances. I'm glad you were all

935
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 1: honest with each other. Me too. Bye,