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Speaker 1: What can I say? NBA is underway. Lebron James made

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Speaker 1: who I told. I told Blake Griffin. I was with

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Speaker 1: But he's just a throwback Bob Lanier, artist, Gilmore, Marcus,

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Speaker 1: for Detroit. Paul George. I don't know why he said this,

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Speaker 1: for the last couple of weeks. I said, please shame

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Speaker 1: I said, please, I need help, help me, help myself

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Speaker 1: But he's sweet. But my whole thing with the cats,

420
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Speaker 1: which has been a long standing war in my life,

421
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Speaker 1: I put up another one of these cat videos where

422
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Speaker 1: the cats were in my in my in my backyard,

423
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Speaker 1: my my house, my backyard, feral homeless cats in my

424
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Speaker 1: neighborhood this week, drinking out of my pool that I

425
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Speaker 1: pay a pool guy to clean. Like, oh, you're complaining.

426
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: I'm not complaining about about paying the pool guy. I'm not.

427
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: I'm complaining about the cats. I'm complaining about the cats

428
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Speaker 1: because the way I see it, and I know scientists,

429
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: I know animal expert um, but if I get in

430
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: the pool after a feral cat is drinking out of

431
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: my pool, I might catch fucking rabies. I don't want

432
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Speaker 1: to share my pool water with a cat. For the

433
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Speaker 1: cats drinking water, that's my prerogative. That's my fucking prerogative.

434
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Speaker 1: I don't know what the fucking cats have. They're homeless,

435
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: they're feral. See so, oh, you're mean to the cats. No,

436
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Speaker 1: the the cat is trespassing. If it was a person

437
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: who showed up in my backyard, it was drinking the

438
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Speaker 1: fucking chlorine pool, the salt water pool, Actually, i'd have

439
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 1: a problem with it. I have a problem with the

440
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 1: cats doing it. I would have a problem with raccoons, uh, pigs,

441
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: as much as I love monkeys. It would be cute

442
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 1: for a second. Then I'd be like, I'm never going

443
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Speaker 1: back in the pool. I love those fucking monkeys, but

444
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: I'm not sharing my pool with the monkeys. And the

445
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:35,479
Speaker 1: cats are not just driving me crazy, They're driving this

446
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: fucking dog crazy. Wheezy is under siege, that's right, Wheezy.

447
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: Wheezy doesn't know when they're coming, why they're coming, or

448
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: where they're coming from. So every time I opened my door,

449
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: Wheezy freaks the funk out. Because Wheezy thinks he's protecting

450
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Speaker 1: the house. He it's it's dog and cat, Adam and Eve,

451
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 1: it's mother nature. When he sees those feral straight cats,

452
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Speaker 1: Wheezy does one of the few things that he does

453
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Speaker 1: really good. He chases those fuckers. And you know what

454
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: I say, good boy, Wheezy, good boy, Yeah, that's right,

455
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:21,479
Speaker 1: get those motherfucker's. Weezy, good job. I don't know how

456
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 1: this is gonna end. Some people are like, catch him

457
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: in a cage, my man. You know, this is like

458
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: the Apple store. Dude, I ain't got time for all that.

459
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: Catch him in a cage and then bring him to

460
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Speaker 1: a shelter. I'm not I'm not trying to get in

461
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: a relationship with these motherfucker's. I want him off my property.

462
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: Don't scream at him. They're they're trespassing. What about me?

463
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: What about sucking wheezies? Mental well being? I post these

464
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: videos and people are so critical, like, you're this, you're then,

465
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: and da da da da da. I want to be

466
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: able to open my door and not have my dog

467
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: have a fucking connection. So so don't don't get upset

468
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: of me. Think about wheezy, Fuck the feral cats, Fuck

469
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: the homeless cats? What about me? What about the trespassing? Podcast?

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Speaker 1: All right, it's time. This is the first ever audio

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Speaker 1: visual episode of the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast with the

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Speaker 1: award winning Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast segment called the Sick

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Speaker 1: Funk of the Week. That's right, that's right. What you're

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Speaker 1: hearing in the background is the sick Funk of the

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Speaker 1: Week theme song, and the sick Funk of the Week

476
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Speaker 1: is given to uh not just anybody, oh no, uh,

477
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Speaker 1: the sick Funk of the Week is given to a

478
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Speaker 1: certain person with a certain genesee qua, as they say,

479
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: a certain courage, a certain something that separates them from

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00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: the pack. And this first sick funk of the week

481
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Speaker 1: almost didn't make the cut of the sick Funk of

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Speaker 1: the week because as because the sick folks of the

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Speaker 1: week are a lot of times, I'll be honest, they

484
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Speaker 1: make me laugh. But there was nothing about this piece

485
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: of shit that made me laugh. And Idaho wildlife official,

486
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: an official in Idaho works in the wild life department.

487
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: High ranking piece of shit went to Africa. This is

488
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: a game hunter, a big game hunter went to Africa,

489
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: and he said, and his wife said that he wanted

490
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Speaker 1: to impress her. He wanted to impress his wife. And

491
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: this sick fucking piece of shit hill billy, fucking punk pussy,

492
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: this is disgusting. He killed a family of baboons to

493
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: impress his wife and his wife was impressed by it.

494
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: You're a sick fuck. Look at him, and you're life

495
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: is a sick fuck. Okay, you should not be allowed

496
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: back in this country. I think this cocksucker resigned. I

497
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: hope you never get hired again. You can live with

498
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: your dead baboons. That you killed you sick fuck you.

499
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: Your wife is a sick fuck I'm gonna have to

500
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: running up the flagpole. They should even be involved with

501
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: the sick Funk of the Week segment. It was so

502
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: upseting a family of babboons? What what would make bab

503
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: boons in some like African Safari? Please, you're not really

504
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: about that life, duke. This is how you impress your wife.

505
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: Why don't you get your fun game up? Your fun

506
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: game is what should impress your wife. You're killing baboons

507
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: to impress your wife and she was impressed by it.

508
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: What is your sex life? Like? You? Dog? You animal?

509
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: You sick fuck you? All right, next sick Funk of

510
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: the Week, we're gonna have a more a uh lighthearted

511
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Speaker 1: sick fuck Florida Man, I'm gonna have sick Funk of

512
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Speaker 1: the Week rest as shore. There's going to be at

513
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: least one sick Funk of the Week from Florida. Florida

514
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: man um is offended his entire neighborhood. He has drawing

515
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: uh letters, criticism complaints from his entire neighborhood because he's

516
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: doing his yardwork but ass naked. My man put some

517
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: clothes on duke the funk are you doing? Uh? There's right.

518
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: As of now, there's no pictures of this sick funck

519
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: who's doing his yardwork. But ass naked as I don't

520
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: want to see them. Um, but put why are you

521
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: out there? But ass? Put a jockstrap on, at least

522
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: an old school jockstrap, you know the kind that holds

523
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: the jock with the little straps. You don't need to

524
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: wear compression shorts. But there's fleas, there's mosquitoes out there.

525
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: You're out there, but asked for what? For? What? Go

526
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: to Vegas? Go to chipping Dale's. You want to work, baby,

527
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: the naked gardener guy at Chippin'dal's. They're always looking for

528
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: new gimmicks. They got the fireman, they got the astronaut,

529
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: and now they got the gardener guy. You come out

530
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: with your fucking lawn mower and you work at Chippindal's.

531
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: You're offending the neighbors, are scaring the kids, just scaring

532
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: the people in your neighborhood. This is a slow pitch

533
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: sick funk of the week. Um, Orange County slow pitch

534
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: sick funk of the week. And if you look up

535
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: the gentleman that make it to the sick Funck of

536
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: the Week. The men and women who make it to

537
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: the sick Funk of the Week segment nine out of

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00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: ten times they actually do look like a sick fuck um.

539
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: As you could tell here Michael Johnson and Jesse Martin.

540
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: Michael Johnson has gotten rid of all the hair on

541
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: his body, on his face, and he's tattooed his whole

542
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: collection up here. Looks like a sick fuck. UM. I

543
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: don't know if you lost your hair, you shave your hair, um?

544
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: Why did you get rid of the eyebrows? Dead giveaway?

545
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: As a sick funck there, this cocksucker, these sick fux

546
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: um went after a guy who left uh their their

547
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: father's restaurant a bad review um and participated in a

548
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: drive by shooting. Uh. The the guy was he left

549
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,239
Speaker 1: a bad post say that the food wasn't good and

550
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: the the service wasn't good. So they shot him. And

551
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: as you could tell this guy, particularly Michael Johnson tattoo face,

552
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: it doesn't look like a friendly guy. He didn't look

553
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: like it as much going on with his life um

554
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: and and he's definitely sick fuck of the week alright.

555
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: Next up, guy named Frederick Blue Manza Razzi's I don't

556
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: know how to pronounce his name. Um, he's got a

557
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: deceptive sick fuck look, because if you look once, you

558
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: might not catch the fact that he's a sick funk.

559
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: But as you look closer into his eyes, you can tell, Yes,

560
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: in fact, this guy is a sick funck. Colorado man

561
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: was arrested um and put in jail. Got six months

562
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: in the can for having sex with a dog who

563
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: unfortunately needs to be euthanized because it became progressively aggressive.

564
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: See the guy fucked the dog, and then the dog

565
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: naturally became unfriendly to people. That's what happens. Um, the

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00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: dog can't be adopted. This guy is doing six months

567
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: in jail. Hopefully someone will fuck him. Yeah, and we'll

568
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: see if he becomes aggressive or he folds under pressure.

569
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 1: See this guy right here, check him out. He gets

570
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: that good wonder bread bag and olive oil treatment. Six

571
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,399
Speaker 1: months is not that long of a period of time,

572
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: But even in prison there's guys that love animals. And hopefully,

573
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: Frederick Blue, we'll get treated real nice, real proper. And finally,

574
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: I listen, I don't I don't look for the sick fox.

575
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 1: The sick fox. They come to me. Uh, there's there's

576
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: two more. Uh. This is again. I don't know why

577
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: this is something that people do. I don't I don't

578
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: know why this is really like a theme, like why

579
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: this happened so often? But it does. In Virginia, woman

580
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: and her husband who ran a kennel company, were accused

581
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: of abusing animals and recording the acts they were on

582
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: that manage ATOI the man and the one. Imagine if

583
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 1: you're married, you're a married couple, and and and you

584
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: like together. You're not into like bringing in a guy

585
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: or a girl, or two guys or two girls, or

586
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: you're not into cooking you know where you watch your

587
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: your wife or your husband. You're not into that. No, no, no, no,

588
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 1: that's that's not enough. You wanna watch your wife, you

589
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: wanna watch your husband funk around with it with animals.

590
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: And these people ran a kennel, so they unfortunately had

591
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: to pick up the litter. Um. If you look at them,

592
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 1: they are sick fox. Uh. The investigation into forty seven

593
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: year old Richard Alan Peterson and his wife was closed.

594
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 1: They're under arrest. Charges haven't been brought down on them.

595
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: But but God willing. Hopefully again this gentleman and his

596
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: wife will get it in some form, will get that good,

597
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 1: good wonder bread bag treatment. Finally, this is a great

598
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 1: sick fund that week. I have to give this to

599
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: my guy. Paul Wall sent me this O. G Paul

600
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 1: Wall from Houston. Uh, this guy gets a sick fuck

601
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: slash dumb funck. He's what he's what we call a

602
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: double winner. This dumb fuck tried to burn down his

603
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: ex wives boyfriend's house and in the process gave himself.

604
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 1: Look at this dumb fuck. He gave himself third degree

605
00:36:55,360 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: burns and almost killed himself. Ernest Johnson, You dumb sick

606
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: fuck you. He threw a Molotov cocktail and he could

607
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 1: have killed people. Fortunately that didn't happen. Um, he lived,

608
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: but he'll never be the same. He got his ship

609
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: all played up, he went to the hospital, suffered serious burns,

610
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: and you know what, good fuck O. Good for you,

611
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: and that's why you made it to this week's sick

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00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: Fuck of the Week segment. Congratulations Ernest Johnson. And now

613
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: that raps the first ever audio visual sick Fuck of

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Speaker 1: the Week segment. All right, listen. Coming up next on

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Speaker 1: the Iron Rap Pors Stereo podcast, Sapp Report, Warren Sapp

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Speaker 1: Bowl champion, one of the greatest football players ever, returns

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Speaker 1: of course talking all sort of NFL heading into week seven.

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Speaker 1: We're almost at the midway point. Coming up next my

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Speaker 1: podcast for another segment of Sappaport with Warrantz App and

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Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport. Oh, I love winning. I love being right

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Speaker 1: because for a ship talker like myself, being right sets

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Speaker 1: First question, it's been people have been talking about it

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Speaker 1: all week. Uh, we'll get into the game and the

665
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: greatness of the game and the plays and the scoring

666
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. Um Tyreek Hill into the end.

667
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: I mean well, first of all, Tyreek Hill just just

668
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: as a as a as a speedster. Forget a skill

669
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: in town. Like have you ever seen who's the fastest

670
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: little dude? No, no no, no, I gotta help you out.

671
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: I saw Dion Sanders and Sammy Smith race in a

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Speaker 1: regional in high school when I was a little boy.

673
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: I was about eleven twelve years old. My sister was

674
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: old enough to you know, be in high school with Sammy.

675
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 1: So we went to the track meet my god Dion Sanders.

676
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: That that was like speed beyond speed when you know

677
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: flawed is a fast place. But this that's what I

678
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: saw was the fastest of the fast. Yes, yes, he

679
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: he ran so fast at the comment he left ran

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Speaker 1: the forty and just went out the door left. That's

681
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: all you need to see when when you were on

682
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: the field, as far as somebody were you just or

683
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: if you were even on the sideline like a part

684
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: return or couple of guys, a couple of guys. Mike

685
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,800
Speaker 1: Vick was that, you know, watching it like that fast.

686
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: He'd be there and then he's gone. That's not just fast, no, no, no, no, no,

687
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: no fast. Period. When you're that fast, you have blow

688
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: in the wind. You know what I'm saying, even this

689
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: little short stuff that it blows in the wind when

690
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: you run that fast. Mike Vixed that fast. Randy Moster

691
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: is that fast? Uh? Eric mccraft is that quick? You know,

692
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: quick like that then and then they're gone. I mean,

693
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: but boy fast guys. Michael Bennett one time he hit

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Speaker 1: the b gap on us MA and Brooks still talk

695
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Speaker 1: about it this day. He hit his head on the

696
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: gold post before we can turn around, and up he

697
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Speaker 1: was gone. I mean, gone fast fast. Who is the fastest,

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Speaker 1: like let's say, big motherfucker, like you were just like

699
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: who like as far as like forget the little guys

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Speaker 1: or the dions, like those are those are those are

701
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: guys that are could play all sports? Who was like

702
00:42:56,239 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 1: the fastest, like freakishly big motherfucker like because your big

703
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: big daddy Dan Wilson when they were talking about that

704
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: big around four six five and how big was here

705
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: like anster that's like a bowling ball of but it

706
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: just gets scary. Oh that's get the hell out of it.

707
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: Nothing you can do. Get out of his way because

708
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: it's coming through. Climb into a building, run whatever he

709
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: wants to do, jump like hell, you know, they say

710
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: Eric Swan was that kind of freakish too. You know,

711
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: it's been some freakish guys like that, and I wish

712
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,720
Speaker 1: I can run like that. All right? So Tyree runs

713
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: into the run to city, past the ngel. He like

714
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: it literally looked like he was like you know when

715
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 1: you see like, yeah, he just and he's just stopping himself.

716
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: He literally he needed to he didn't go in there

717
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: to the the tent. He needs to stop, turn around and

718
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: then like the blink, it was literally happened so quick, beer,

719
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: spitting his face, throwing his face, fingers. You know, fuck you,

720
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck you. He turns aroun. He doesn't acknowledge it.

721
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: The fans have been banned. I think they're trying to

722
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,439
Speaker 1: arrest somebody. I don't know. Well, what is your take

723
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: on that, and what is your memory of like the

724
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:07,919
Speaker 1: worst game, worst stadium, most vehemently like fuck you, oppositional,

725
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: like where you were an enemy territory first, like what

726
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: happened with Tyreek. All right, First of all, I love

727
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: rowdy fans. My first two games in the National Football

728
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: League was in the Vet and in Cleveland Stadium on

729
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: the road in the National Football League, my first two games.

730
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: So I understand the passion of fans. But when you

731
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 1: get to where you can actually physically come in contact

732
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: with someone or exert your bodily fluids or your but

733
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: wiser or whatever you know, frosty beverage it would have been,

734
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:41,439
Speaker 1: you gotta restrain yourself. This is a game. You're going

735
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: home to your children, your wives and and and go

736
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: on to morrow, the Mars of work day. If the

737
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: Patriots lose or not, it's still not gonna take away

738
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: to five championships that you have. I mean, it's like

739
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 1: people lose themselves in that moment like, here's my chance

740
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: to do something that fifteen seconds of fame. It ain't

741
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes no more. And now the whole world see you.

742
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: But let's say this, it's Boston. Did you expect anything

743
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: where the classiness of Boston comet when you played New England?

744
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: What what city was like or what game do you

745
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: remember where you were? Like you keep your helmet the

746
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: second one. I went to the dog pound, and you know,

747
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: I had the little draft things, so you know, I

748
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: gotta get it here all the week comments and everything,

749
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: and so you know I'm listening for something new. You

750
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: know that. Let me hear because I've heard all you

751
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 1: know and I got five on it. We gotta die bag,

752
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: we got I've heard all this ship, Now give me

753
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: something good. God damn it, I've heard all this. It

754
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: has been six months. So I go to the dog

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00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,919
Speaker 1: pound and I'm always turned my back to the fence.

756
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: I turned my back to him, and I'm in the

757
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: end zone. I got my helm. When I hit I

758
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 1: look down as a dog biscuit. I got hit in

759
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 1: the head with a dog biscuit. I pick that bitch

760
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: up in big They went fucking berserk, but they love

761
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: that went fucking berserk, like they take you up. I mean,

762
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: that's why I said, I love a fan that has

763
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: passionate about his team, But you gotta be able to

764
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: contain yourself when you get close enough. Because I was

765
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: standing in with Dr J Michael Jordan's uh Bill Russell

766
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: and a couple other greats at Michael George's last game

767
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia and we had just beat Philly in the

768
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: championship game Super Bowl, Super Bowl. We got wet with

769
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: Bill at night too, because oh, just because of me,

770
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: Michael Joy, say, see this type of ship happened with you,

771
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: Ralph Sap. They just s running away. I just got

772
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: away from me. I'm like, well, let me go back

773
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: over here on the other side. Well I don't get

774
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: wet all the way up right now, because I got

775
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: the great ones away from me, Philly fans and no jokes,

776
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: Oh no Philly fans. You know Pepper uh Santa Claus

777
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 1: with Snowball. So that's when I had to respect that ship.

778
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: Like I was like that too, because that's not a

779
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: real person, because class real. They know, jolly white guy

780
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: spreading no joy at my house. I thought, all this

781
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: hard ass work on putting there, the jolly black guy

782
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: has spread the joy. So that's what I say, Philly Chip.

783
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: When Michael Irvin, that's when I lost respect from Michael

784
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 1: ever went down, hit his head on the vet turf,

785
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: and they you know, when they take your face masks

786
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: off and they trap you in and all that foolishness.

787
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, they cheered. That's when I lost it

788
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 1: for Philly right there. So you say in all the

789
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 1: places Philadelphia be like, no, I played in the black hole, buddy,

790
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: were the first game in Oakland when Stampa. No, no, no, no,

791
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: I went to Oakland for four years, buddy, know what

792
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm ready. No, no no, I went to Oakland

793
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: in two thousand and four. My first game against the

794
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: San Diego Charges, someone got stabbed. My last game in

795
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: Oakland versus the San Diego Charges, someone got shot in

796
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:44,240
Speaker 1: the stadium. There you go. You can look this up.

797
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: That's I'm not OK. They were stabbing and when I left,

798
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: they were shooting. I'm not with any of that. No, no, no, no,

799
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no. Take your

800
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 1: ass whipping like a man. Yeah, come on, and if

801
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 1: you want to fight, lock up, knuckle the knuckle take woman,

802
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 1: go home, alcohol puts the dirt on come back and

803
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: when we take a ship too far? Um? All right,

804
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: the where are we at with the NFL? What? What

805
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: is exciting? What is not exciting? Where? What have you?

806
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: What have you learned? Like now we're starting to get

807
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 1: into who's real, who's not real? No, we find out

808
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: who the imposters are and who the hell don't know

809
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: what they're doing? Like the Giants like, yo, damn giants, sap,

810
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: you're a defensive player, you're with the Giants, Like, I mean,

811
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: we talked about this the last time and I really,

812
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: I really thought, and now I'm done. I'm talking. I'm

813
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: fucking done. I'm fucking done because I don't understand this.

814
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 1: Like sometimes I feel like the Odell antics, like he's

815
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 1: trying to show the world how much he cares, and

816
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm like we we obviously you care. We all care.

817
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: The trainers care, your your conditioning, coach care, the groundskeeper care.

818
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 1: And of course you care. You're you're you're the number

819
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: one player, But what point is it, like, well, what

820
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: what are you making this? And and if you're on

821
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: the defense, like how much sort of like communication? If

822
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: you're on that team in your prime and you have

823
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: this kid who's who's fucking great? What do you do?

824
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: You're on defense? And I had Keyshaw Johnson. Okay, so

825
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: don't give me that ship. Okay, So I'll take O'dale

826
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: beckham In and his speed and his spectacular catches to

827
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 1: a hundred and six touch hundred six catches and one touchdown.

828
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: Trust me, I had a nightmare situation. Brother, come on, Okay,

829
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: So first, so down there, like, remind us about Keishaw

830
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: because some some people, you know, doing some way out

831
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 1: landing stuff because of what I don't know. Maybe it's

832
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: just New York. I mean, you get guys in New

833
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 1: York who were just but no one I was thinking monsters,

834
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: like like Victor Cruz all of a sudden hit the

835
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: scene and now you had to do the sauce off

836
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: the wrong foot, off the wrong combination and everything, and

837
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,439
Speaker 1: now where is he? But he got injured. They don't

838
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: come back from the reason no more. I didn't know.

839
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: This was the eighties when you blow ahl and you

840
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 1: but Victor was a lovable thing. Victor was a lovable thing,

841
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, because he didn't make much money. And

842
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: but but then y'all created this monster that didn't want

843
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: to play no more. So now what do you think,

844
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: oham gonna do with that? Check? Check? Don't change running

845
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: back in the backfield. Gotta prove he's already of being

846
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 1: on this level now right, it's on him. In my

847
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 1: quarterback I don't like him. You'll should have drafted me

848
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: a quarterback to you know, if we didn't draft you. Okay,

849
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: So like you either have Sam Donald or one of

850
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 1: these guys Sam Donald, Sam Donald. But but I mean,

851
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: you're looking for the next twenty years. But we'd still

852
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: be fucked with Sam Sam. It's not like it's not

853
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: like this year Odell Beckham would all of a sudden

854
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: be the greatest receiver. Sam Donald would be like the

855
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: fourth year. Like the problem you have when do we

856
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: picked Sam Donald or say Kan Kan is doing great?

857
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's killing it. But we'd still didn't

858
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: see that and I'm still jury's out. It's early. Everybody.

859
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: That kid boy, he gets out of some holes. But

860
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: if you're on if you're on the team, like, let

861
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: me okay, so let's go to your specific thing. Your

862
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,479
Speaker 1: headache was, was Key Sean throw me the damn bowl

863
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 1: That was in New York. We just said that ship

864
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: in Tampa, it would have been over. But but how

865
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: does it work in terms of like you're defense, like

866
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: do you do it is a church and state with

867
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: with the like the defense and offense or would you

868
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: say you know what the funk? Or if you ever?

869
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: It's like three branches of government explaining offense, defense, special teams.

870
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: And then there's an overlord, which being the head coach.

871
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 1: But those three phases have to be in sync. And

872
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: the giants are all over the damn place. If they

873
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: don't box, if don't buys the kick down there in Carolina,

874
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: that's not a six or three yard game. One. You

875
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 1: gotta put the game in a totality situation. And that

876
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: you're the first person who said specifically that about because

877
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 1: it's like you may mistakes to motherfucker and you I

878
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: don't get it. You're gonna get knocked down in the

879
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 1: football game. That's the whole purpose of the football games

880
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 1: to knock you down, get you off your game. Now

881
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 1: what do you do? You do? What go to your

882
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: weakness and then beat them. You want to be the

883
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 1: man you you got your attack his weaknesses. You want

884
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: to break a man, you attack his strengths, right, See

885
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: that's the football. I likee see, I'm gonna break you.

886
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 1: You know exactly what I'm lying up in and you

887
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: can't do a damn thing about it, and said take

888
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: this asswhipping. And the Giants are all over the place,

889
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,760
Speaker 1: I mean all over the place. But the old line,

890
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: when you're old line, the defense is nothing. I mean,

891
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm watching Cam Newton going down in

892
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: the field on this drive and I'm like, son, you

893
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,359
Speaker 1: don't need another six seven yards, you know, I mean

894
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: to respectively lying your kick up and say we gotta

895
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: shot to win this game. He didn't get it. He

896
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: didn't even get those sexual yards. I'm like, and then

897
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 1: the kicker came through. So hey man, the Giants just

898
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: snake bitten right now. But but but there's all the

899
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 1: dollar ant and all the fighting the fan like the

900
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: fan not the fans, like held bang his head against it.

901
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 1: And now Sterling Shepherd is like, well, you could throw

902
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,439
Speaker 1: a ship fit. I could throw a ship fit. I mean,

903
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: I just don't understand, like, you know, what's the endgame

904
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: with it? Like we got our best player who's out

905
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: of control, Like, is it reasonable to be like, you

906
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: know what, sit your fucking ask and we're not playing

907
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: you this second. Like, how does this end our home?

908
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: We sign ours the Fox TV. You go do games,

909
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do out in California. Gotta get

910
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 1: off around us. We was a to defend the championship

911
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 1: and he didn't want to conform with anything we had going.

912
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: That's that's conjuct detrimental to the team. I know it's

913
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: written in your contract. Dat has had an in subordination

914
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: winning there or if he told you something you didn't

915
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: do it, that was some reason for you to not

916
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: get paid this week. It's what they hey, but we

917
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,879
Speaker 1: know through life there's been two things that will show

918
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: the true character of a man. Powering money I just

919
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: don't understand. And money will will will make you come

920
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:00,879
Speaker 1: out your shall and show exactly what and who you are.

921
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: So do you think it's gonna get me better? This

922
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 1: is not going to get better with him, It gets worse.

923
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: And and you know the thing for me is like

924
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: you know, historically, whether it's deserts out of the league

925
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: right now, Chad, who was how good was Chad? Oh

926
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: my goodness? And then it just disappeared because the NFL

927
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: said enough enough. When the bullshit and your talent meet

928
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: your go extra amos. That's what I'm saying. That's the

929
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,479
Speaker 1: receivers are the one day Hello. There's a laundry list

930
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:34,720
Speaker 1: of them if you ain't watching, And there's probably second

931
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 1: tier ones that are that are ready to jump up

932
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: in the top tip and do the same dumb ship

933
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 1: instead of being like Julio, Hey man, I don't get

934
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: the ball in the red zone. I go out and

935
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 1: run around and play the game. And that's Julio Jones

936
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: every year, likework the motherfucker's Yeah. But that might be

937
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 1: that nick saving breaking you too, because I've seen Amari

938
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 1: Cooper might be the quietest Miami Northwest bull I've ever

939
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: seen in my life. I just I can't believe you

940
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,399
Speaker 1: went to Northwest in the middle of Miami of field.

941
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: I just can't. I just can't. I see the kid.

942
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: I used to walk around training care for two three days.

943
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: I didn't say a word, not a word. If a

944
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:11,240
Speaker 1: Miami Dade kind of player ain't bumping his gums, oh

945
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: my god, but any good one, a good one. Oh,

946
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: they ain't doing enough bumping their guns. It's like a

947
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: flaw of thing gum bumping comes with playing. Well, that's

948
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: what we do. I said the Giants, You say what

949
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,399
Speaker 1: what's on your head? What's on your mind in terms

950
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: of the league, Like who's good position? Which When you

951
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 1: say Giants, I say draft position? Okay, when I say

952
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 1: and when you when I say Raiders, oh, even better

953
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 1: draft position? Is? This is? This is Jon Gruten not

954
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: wanting to coach young kids who don't believe in anything

955
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 1: but likes views and follows. Getting a twenty eight point

956
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 1: one year old team. That's nice and old. I watch

957
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 1: that point five is the average one collectively average? Don't

958
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 1: pins way over twenty eight, right? You know? Eric Johnson's

959
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: way over twenty. You see what I'm saying. They're dragging

960
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: some of them twenty two and the like they're Marie

961
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: Cooper and the Derek car When you think about that,

962
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 1: trying to bring another thirties without them kids, it'll go

963
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: with thirty one the heartbeat, like like that ship Jordy

964
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: Nelson and no damn scring chicken. Ever, So think about

965
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 1: what we're talking about here. You know, he's been on

966
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: the team with a bunch of young you know Whooper

967
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 1: Snappers with a bunch of old guys that he's trying

968
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: to incorporate because you want to do a certain you

969
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: want to run your system a certain way, and young

970
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 1: kids just don't believe in your system to where now

971
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 1: offensive coordinates like Andy Reid and great offensive mine, Jamie

972
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: Baits and these guys have turned themselves over and say, Okay,

973
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 1: this kid comes into college with this spread stuff, let's

974
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: do it. We call it r P O. Now, Hey,

975
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: every damn player in the National Football leaves RPO david

976
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: run pass option. You got both options RPO and f

977
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: run pass on suck it up. That's what you have

978
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 1: in the NFL. That that's what hey, run pass, suck

979
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 1: it up. That's what you're having a football league. Every

980
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: player is like that. Jim mcmah I was watching the

981
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: eighty five team. Jim McMahon used to get plays coming

982
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: and be like, now we're running were for the car

983
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: less don't even know about this. They have to change

984
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: because the NFL used to be a cookie cutter six

985
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: ft fold two d pound quarterback with a rightful arm.

986
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: Hands had to be this big to hold the big

987
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: NFL football, all these things, that's what it was. Russell

988
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: Wilson broke that mode. A lot of guys have broken

989
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: that mode. Mike Vick broke that mode. Drew Breeze breaks

990
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: that mode. You know, all the quarterbacks we watched the

991
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: day break that mode, except the Peyton Manning's Tom Brady,

992
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: you know. But Brady wasn't looking like, no, no monster

993
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: greatest quarterback when he came out of Michigan. Hell no,

994
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 1: oh God Jesus, he looked crazy. What was that? Uh?

995
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: What's that? What's that red stuff at the movies that

996
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: you buy that that that flings around and eat. Yeah,

997
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 1: that's what he looked like. He was soft soft, it's

998
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: tissue paper. It looks crazy. Now out boy, the motherfucker's

999
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: out there like three minute. You knew it was over

1000
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 1: when he scored and they speeling like damn they get

1001
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 1: to spit on the man win and they did some

1002
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: ship and Boster. Oh yeah, I said it to myself,

1003
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 1: I said, he has some ship right there, spit on

1004
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: the man and win. That's some bullshit. Yeah, he got

1005
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: that ship like it's talk about a monster movie. It's

1006
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: like a three minutes by. That's how he wins the

1007
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: Super Bowls. He's never one. He never had one one

1008
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: where you had to drive and winning touchdown. But he

1009
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 1: ran the motherfucker and last time like this is the slowest,

1010
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: like you he could do his little quarterback sneaks from

1011
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: one yard, he like a four or five yard. I'm like,

1012
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: all right now, I got a question. I got it. Listen,

1013
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: when you know the game and you have certain situations,

1014
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: you gotta go. That's what Matt Ryan. Take fucking notes.

1015
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: Sometimes you got to run it in tron. Sometimes you

1016
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: got to put your light like John Elway do the helicopter.

1017
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: You got to go from your football and when they'll

1018
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: kill for you, that's when you've crossed the line. Oh yeah,

1019
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: he can. He fucking did that ship. That's forty one

1020
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: and he took a hit. That's the whole point. You

1021
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: got to get on the track sometimes take the hit,

1022
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 1: get off and do you think with matt Because you

1023
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 1: want to ask me a question, But do you think

1024
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: with Matt Ryan? Is he just like that's not even

1025
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 1: a consideration. It's really not a consideration. You know how

1026
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: he got his name, Mattie Ice carry an ice mugg

1027
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 1: around so he can drink out of the CAGs at

1028
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: the parties. In college, he had an ice mug That's

1029
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: how he got the name Mattie Ice, not from being

1030
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: Maddie Ice. Tell me the cool calm collect the situation

1031
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: where he brought home the championship and I named him

1032
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: something else, right, that's that cold muggy drag around Boston

1033
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: College to think, what were you gonna ask me? You

1034
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 1: brought up the sneak and I got, I got tort

1035
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 1: you because you know I'm sitting there watching I forget

1036
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: who oh the Shaun washing on the one yard line?

1037
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: What happened to the quarterback sneak with him? Drew Brees

1038
00:59:56,680 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 1: doesn't jump up over the Tom. Tom Brady's never been

1039
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: stop on the fourth and one. This is one of

1040
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 1: the lords that the two hundred winds never been stopped

1041
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 1: on fourth in one, one or five Super Bowls. Damn

1042
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,479
Speaker 1: Joe Montanna. Yeah, I got all that, but we get

1043
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 1: the one some of the best athletes in America. Because

1044
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 1: it used to be one of my greatest stats. I

1045
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 1: used to pull out Cam Newton since he got in

1046
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 1: the National Football League. Here's amount of rushed touchdowns. I

1047
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: don't think that's a back in front of him. That's

1048
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 1: not a back in front of him. When you allow

1049
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: one of those horses down there on that inside that

1050
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: one two yard line to sniff that goal line. Because

1051
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: I have a golden rule. All quarterbacks get courage in

1052
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: the red zone. As at Matt Ryan. It's just Matt

1053
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 1: Ryan would not do it. About the showan to who

1054
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: we were saying, Yeah, they give him a shotgun, full

1055
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: reader to field, get it. I don't know football. The

1056
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 1: closer you get to the goal, stay closer. You don't

1057
01:00:55,040 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 1: go further. Shotgun. Now, I want to throw a fa round.

1058
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: The first one was a fade. I'm like, okay, I

1059
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 1: understand the fade with Let's get this fucking Earl Camlet

1060
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 1: or Walter the crook we watched you. No, the only

1061
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 1: thing you gotta do is snap the ball and stick this.

1062
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: And why do they give him no food? I'm asking you.

1063
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: I played defense around here. I'm trying to figure out

1064
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 1: what the hell they do give me. You're asking me.

1065
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't know anything, brother, I'm trying to ask you

1066
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: because maybe you have something. I got some inside inside.

1067
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 1: I don't know anything. Yeah, you don't tell me, guy,

1068
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: all right, I got this for you. You didn't ask

1069
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: me another. I'm not asking for no more football questions.

1070
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell you a couple of things in

1071
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 1: the National Football League that used to be true that

1072
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,919
Speaker 1: are no longer true. In the words of the great

1073
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: Out Davids, in the first five or ten plays of

1074
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: a football game, the opposing quarterback must go down, and

1075
01:01:56,040 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: he must go down hard. Great defense travel in the

1076
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 1: National Football League Jacksonville, jack Wars, show up and fucking

1077
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 1: Dallas and ship the bed. Jalen Ramsey, shut your damn mouthboy,

1078
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: until you learn how to play defense, recoverage this and

1079
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: do your damn job. That's what when you talk that ship,

1080
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: that ship comes back. If you ain't got nothing to it,

1081
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: ball is the best coming back on that team. And

1082
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 1: if anybody's watching it and telling me you want Jalen

1083
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,480
Speaker 1: Ramsey and you don't want both, you don't know football.

1084
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: So Jalen Ramsey, shut the hell up. N They made

1085
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: him look like a cloud out there, and wee no,

1086
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,920
Speaker 1: they no monster receivers in Dallas. They no monster receivers

1087
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 1: in Dallas. Man, I hear oh ship. Josh Gordon got

1088
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: this ship together out there. He wiped up last week.

1089
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 1: He got in the nice pig and then watching the

1090
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: risk is where he played the game like you're supposed

1091
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: to shut your damn mouth. You ain't that great? What

1092
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 1: I mess? I hear you? Man, shut down corner is gone.

1093
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: They don't allow him to beat them up anymore. One

1094
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 1: thing you gotta do is go watch Dion Sanders and

1095
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 1: Jay Rice in the Georgia dun back in the day

1096
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 1: where got so heated. They fight mech That's when you

1097
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 1: know it's me and you all day long, big boy,

1098
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 1: whatever gum you chewing, I'm getting a piece. You're go

1099
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, I'm wiping you. That's that's the football

1100
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 1: I growed up on. Right now, this they don't hit

1101
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: him off the line, the jam in the thing, but

1102
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 1: because if they did, they're grabbing, pull and yank, and

1103
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 1: it'd be a just be flags all day long. Because

1104
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: you see some of these penalties and the kids look

1105
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 1: on their face like you call that, like the hell

1106
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 1: you almost ripped it out? That why you have this

1107
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:39,440
Speaker 1: innocent look on your face. I don't get it right,

1108
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,880
Speaker 1: I mean blating over the top penalties and they're looking

1109
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 1: like what you saw, uh you grabbing holding out of position,

1110
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 1: about to be burnt, trying to save a touchdown. As

1111
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 1: of right now, what defense is playoff Reddy none none.

1112
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 1: Come on, listen, the National Football League is now who

1113
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 1: can score a thirty points? Look at the Tampa Bay

1114
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 1: Buccaneer game. Did you see that last? Holy shit, they

1115
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 1: almost had one. Yeah, will you come up with that?

1116
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: You draw up plays like that? You know you need

1117
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:13,280
Speaker 1: from wild ass ship? Right, you're drawing up from ship

1118
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 1: we've never seen. At the end of the game that

1119
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 1: almost worked and win a game that's your team? Yeah,

1120
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: what the fun was that? I got fined out that?

1121
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 1: I was like, holy ship, but it almost worked. It

1122
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 1: almost worked because it ain't been practice enough. That's all

1123
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: it is. Philly Philly was some ship that wasn't good

1124
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,280
Speaker 1: until they practiced. The hell but the crazy play you

1125
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 1: gotta practice isn't two hand touch in the park Like

1126
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 1: it's the NFL. This ain't even preseason. They don't have

1127
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 1: as much time as they used to have. Come on,

1128
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 1: but then, why are you trying some some into the game.

1129
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:48,160
Speaker 1: We need this? What is your take? Like a lot

1130
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: of people were, I mean, Jamie's played well this weekend. Listen.

1131
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 1: Let my quarterback get the rushed off him and he

1132
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 1: will be fine. That fist magic ship you've seen that

1133
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: in New York. He's a man. He's a journeyman going

1134
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 1: go through fifty teams, a lovely guy for you, for

1135
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 1: him around. If something happened to your quarterback, he could

1136
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,960
Speaker 1: fill four or five weeks and play well enough for

1137
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 1: you the whole little and exactly what he was supposed

1138
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 1: to do. But zap when I say to you right now,

1139
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 1: like is it the rules or is it just like

1140
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 1: the rules are making it so. Defense is not in vogue.

1141
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: Defense is like they put in the middle of field

1142
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 1: that tightened up. Come late December, jenneral it gets want

1143
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 1: to see this gap between offense and defense gets wider

1144
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 1: because at the beginning of the year, defense is always

1145
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,480
Speaker 1: ahead of offense because of timing right, So when he

1146
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: gets later in the year, you get tired, you get lazy.

1147
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:39,680
Speaker 1: Ship defensive coordinator can't come up with so many full

1148
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 1: strong four weeks. You can come up with so much

1149
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: cloud coverage. That's why Tom Brady at the end of

1150
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,440
Speaker 1: the fourth quarter, he got your ass. If you want

1151
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 1: a position of why I need three points, I got you.

1152
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 1: You can't show me nothing that you haven't showed me.

1153
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 1: That's because of what is it. You just can't full

1154
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 1: strong a four week all right, in the National Football League.

1155
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 1: I need to draw it for you, but look center

1156
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: in the middle, guard tackle, guard, tackle back in the

1157
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 1: back five six three go that way. Those guard tackles

1158
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,200
Speaker 1: in the back goes three three. When you're sitting four.

1159
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:16,400
Speaker 1: That's one morning. You got the block four strong, four week.

1160
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 1: That's how we blitz in the National Football League. And

1161
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 1: then if it gets to a certain point where you

1162
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: on the goal line and you need the ball back,

1163
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:27,520
Speaker 1: you're seeing everything. So later in the but later in

1164
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:31,000
Speaker 1: the game, later in the season. Oh yeah, defense, it's vanilla.

1165
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,400
Speaker 1: That's why the great Ones line up and cover to

1166
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:36,560
Speaker 1: the great Ones line up in Dallas is sucking I

1167
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 1: formation ProForma. We're coming with him, Miss Smith, We're coming

1168
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 1: with cover two. Tom Brady is coming with that that

1169
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 1: damn ring of dank whatever he does, and here comes.

1170
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: We're going to what we know. And you gotta be

1171
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:52,160
Speaker 1: damn enough to stop it, right and it's it's done,

1172
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: especially when you got a manufacturer he's been doing the

1173
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,440
Speaker 1: way you bet raiders with the front four, the way

1174
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 1: they giants in it. You gotta rush talk in the middle,

1175
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,360
Speaker 1: straighthand come from the outside whoever the hell as the

1176
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 1: mother to they had rushing Brandon Graham coming up the middle,

1177
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 1: getting that sack call from at the end of the game.

1178
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: You gotta take the game from You can't allow him

1179
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,919
Speaker 1: to keep going because they don't play. If you don't

1180
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 1: make the play, he will. He's a and they opened

1181
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 1: the field. They don't like you to hit nobody undeath

1182
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:24,919
Speaker 1: the damn chant anymore dawn Miami game targeting. Damn it best,

1183
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 1: damn DV gone. Another one's already gone. Not see now

1184
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 1: you're dragging me alway back the Saturday that football boy

1185
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: all around this weekend? What about? How are you feeling

1186
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 1: about Dallas Dak Prescott? Is this guy? Is he a

1187
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: victim of his early success or is he just not

1188
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:43,160
Speaker 1: that good? Your victim of being a Dallas cowboy quarterback?

1189
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 1: And you have to live down Roger the Dodger in

1190
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 1: Troy Hitman in championship and that's all it is. It

1191
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 1: had the greatest backup in cowboy history. And Jason Garrett right,

1192
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,360
Speaker 1: you know he didn't show up and be the Green

1193
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: Bay Packers on Thanksgiving at the one time, one time cowboytory.

1194
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,400
Speaker 1: It's a thankless job. No you get way more credit

1195
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 1: than you deserve and you get way more blamed. That

1196
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,400
Speaker 1: is the That is the golden rule that's never gonna

1197
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:15,080
Speaker 1: change about the National Football League. So oh, Dallas gonna

1198
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 1: be that way. And then Texas is Texas. And that's

1199
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:22,840
Speaker 1: a black quarterback, so light skin, black quarterback, light bright

1200
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 1: damn their white dog cut it. But what do you

1201
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:26,720
Speaker 1: what do you make of him? Like you see a

1202
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: good like? No, no, no, he came out. What happened

1203
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 1: was the Dallas Cowboys. You know, Brad Johnson has my

1204
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 1: touchdown passes than traitement, right, I didn't know that. Okay,

1205
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys live on for formula of running the ball.

1206
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,599
Speaker 1: Then I'll throw it when I have to or when

1207
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,560
Speaker 1: I need to, when I you don't expect me to

1208
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 1: up top to hopper posting Michael Square and the Michael

1209
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:54,559
Speaker 1: Nova check working it. But it's basically this old line

1210
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: and in it this old line and Zeke and then

1211
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: they had their out there with if you got into

1212
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 1: a one on one, desk can handle that, that's what

1213
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:08,040
Speaker 1: Jacksonville thought. Can handle that right right right see. But

1214
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,880
Speaker 1: when you can't handle that, that is a one on

1215
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 1: one with a paid receiver that can get get down.

1216
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:14,720
Speaker 1: And if you got a quarterback like that, that makes

1217
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 1: an easy read. Because when I got single hound safety,

1218
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:19,479
Speaker 1: that's an easy read. That takes all this foolishness out

1219
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 1: of this thing. I can't go back and go, okay,

1220
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:23,400
Speaker 1: let's go to work. So they're big win this weekend,

1221
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:25,640
Speaker 1: is it? No? No, no no. If you get put

1222
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,600
Speaker 1: in that situation where now you gotta go eight in

1223
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:29,559
Speaker 1: the box and you need to stop Zeke and your

1224
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 1: cornerbacks ain't ready to play because they don't know the

1225
01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 1: name of the receiver and they ain't really pay attention

1226
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:35,320
Speaker 1: this week, yeah, you can get beat just like that.

1227
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 1: You get stung. Ship. We walked out the Oaklands on

1228
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,000
Speaker 1: what six seven game winning streak. It was on my

1229
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:43,400
Speaker 1: birthday and forty five and nothing. They ran for three

1230
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,840
Speaker 1: d sixty five yards on my house. Trust me, it

1231
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:48,560
Speaker 1: happened right in the front of your face. And the

1232
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 1: damn thing you can do by it because you haven't

1233
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,759
Speaker 1: prepared a whole week. It's too late. Now, do you remember,

1234
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:57,400
Speaker 1: like when when you say that game like yesterday, the

1235
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 1: majority of your games, Yeah, anyone, you got no problem.

1236
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 1: But you're one of those peoples that is that is

1237
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 1: that most football play because every I don't know, but yeah,

1238
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:13,559
Speaker 1: if I threw like a game at you, you could

1239
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 1: be in the ballpark. Yeah we get it. Oh no,

1240
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:18,040
Speaker 1: we get it to it. Hell yeah, yeah, that's my life.

1241
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,680
Speaker 1: I lived that ship and the sober while I was

1242
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,639
Speaker 1: doing it. That's what really. And you watched the film

1243
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:27,599
Speaker 1: and right and the kind of oz it gets right?

1244
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:31,200
Speaker 1: Whoa you sold it? That thing? Oh god, their dolphins

1245
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,559
Speaker 1: and everything get in. There's good memories you mentioned hanging

1246
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:38,439
Speaker 1: with Jordan's you you were a Nike, you were a

1247
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:43,759
Speaker 1: Jordan brand guy like I've met. I've seen actors, athletes.

1248
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,400
Speaker 1: I've never met Michael Jordan's never. I never like even

1249
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 1: adapt him out, never even like in passing. I've never

1250
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:53,560
Speaker 1: made high contact with what's Michael Jordan's and all the

1251
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:59,320
Speaker 1: best running from high life, I never, I never I've

1252
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:07,040
Speaker 1: seen him. I see but Jans Prime in the next

1253
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:09,599
Speaker 1: three Super Bowls in Atlanta, tamp of Miami, I'm gonna

1254
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:13,559
Speaker 1: make sure we go to the Jordan party and I'm

1255
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 1: gonna walk you up to him because I don't want to,

1256
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:21,639
Speaker 1: of course, because there's some story stories. I've been there

1257
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:24,600
Speaker 1: for a couple of them. Ship. You don't give a

1258
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:28,240
Speaker 1: funk who you are. So but but but Mike, like

1259
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 1: when when you were chilling with him, like first of all,

1260
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:34,280
Speaker 1: like the star, his star, his celebrity, how big was it?

1261
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:38,040
Speaker 1: And just what is Michael Jordan's like more, it's more

1262
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,240
Speaker 1: like a private environment where it's like the first time

1263
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:43,559
Speaker 1: I met him, I went to his house in Chicago

1264
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:45,599
Speaker 1: and him and his boys down there in his trophy

1265
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:48,040
Speaker 1: room playing cars. I don't play cars, but do smoke

1266
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:50,519
Speaker 1: night sigars. And he had a he had a silkgard

1267
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:53,479
Speaker 1: room in the trophies. And I mean, it's just a

1268
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:56,479
Speaker 1: down the earth guy if that's where you at. But

1269
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,600
Speaker 1: if you on the other side, please let it be

1270
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:01,080
Speaker 1: Mr Jordan or whatever, and please be real courteous and

1271
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 1: not at dinner when we're seeing that he you know

1272
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,360
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, There's certain things that Mama told you

1273
01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 1: that really applied in life. He really a fun guy,

1274
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:18,280
Speaker 1: Like he talked shy. I watched him go ahead, Dominique

1275
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 1: Wilkinson for about ten minutes. It was bad about ball ball,

1276
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 1: Oh no about this ship shit with like you obviously

1277
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,080
Speaker 1: you didn't play basketball with him, did you get like

1278
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:33,920
Speaker 1: he was like a pure bred cowpha dog, absolute killer.

1279
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:37,320
Speaker 1: You could get that just from his disposition. He want

1280
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 1: to fight. I don't think it's about a fight, but

1281
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:42,800
Speaker 1: he's gonna he's gonna get right right up to that line.

1282
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:45,920
Speaker 1: I never seen him, you know, like that, but I've

1283
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:47,720
Speaker 1: seen him go at you because he's gonna go at you.

1284
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:49,360
Speaker 1: At the card game. He go go at you and

1285
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:53,679
Speaker 1: pool whatever. Don't sit on him at a poker table.

1286
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:57,719
Speaker 1: I call it the death march. It's a death march.

1287
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:02,840
Speaker 1: Oh and this is younger Jordan's probably because he ain't

1288
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:05,040
Speaker 1: got basketball and he's probably got the twins and the

1289
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:09,960
Speaker 1: mama now too, your as down. She's gonna stop that ship.

1290
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:13,160
Speaker 1: You know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, motherfucker's

1291
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:18,439
Speaker 1: gotta sleep. She got the kids, alright. Tap. What else

1292
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:20,680
Speaker 1: did the NFL like? Where are we at? What is

1293
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:23,679
Speaker 1: what is the landscape of the NFL? Like I asked

1294
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 1: you in the beginning of the season predictions. I know

1295
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,599
Speaker 1: it's like I told you, wait the goddamn Thanksgiving. I've

1296
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: been telling you this since day one. We had Week seven,

1297
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:34,160
Speaker 1: that's where we at. We were almost halfway and right

1298
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,960
Speaker 1: now I'm looking at the damn thing and I'm like, Okay,

1299
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:43,679
Speaker 1: the Chicago Bass not not sure because the Miami Dolphins

1300
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,559
Speaker 1: ain't really attest because that's Tanny Hill and company down there,

1301
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,120
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But they played a pretty

1302
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:51,519
Speaker 1: good game. We know Oakland's dad, Cincinnati, I don't know.

1303
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:55,439
Speaker 1: You can't hold your home field in your division. Now

1304
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,320
Speaker 1: you gotta Now, you gotta go to Hinesfield and try

1305
01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:00,000
Speaker 1: to single it up. That's why the first two months

1306
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:02,600
Speaker 1: is the freshest, fastest football you want to play. So

1307
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 1: you want to get out. You want to get out

1308
01:14:04,439 --> 01:14:07,040
Speaker 1: because take it from someone that was on three teams

1309
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,760
Speaker 1: that three years in the rows, three and four after

1310
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:12,720
Speaker 1: week fucking saving right where we're at right now, and

1311
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:14,360
Speaker 1: all three all made the playoffs. And one of them

1312
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,280
Speaker 1: I went to the NFC Championship game, and one six

1313
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,280
Speaker 1: in a row and went out the opening gotta forty nothing.

1314
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:20,400
Speaker 1: That's the type of ship I'm looking at. I mean,

1315
01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:24,120
Speaker 1: you look at you look at Minnesota and you go, goddamn,

1316
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 1: it's Kirk Cousins gonna throw his own off. How many

1317
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:30,920
Speaker 1: times they go throw this ball right? And then Andrew Luck? Really,

1318
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:35,479
Speaker 1: after all those years of Peyton manning in every offensive

1319
01:14:35,479 --> 01:14:38,080
Speaker 1: weapon you could possibly imagine trying to get to him.

1320
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:42,080
Speaker 1: You leave Andrew Lux covered bad. This man throwing about

1321
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 1: five one times in the last five weeks. Are you

1322
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:48,760
Speaker 1: kidding me? The amount of the repetition the throws, And

1323
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,439
Speaker 1: you know he's not healthy because he's coming back and

1324
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:54,000
Speaker 1: then he's still throwing the interception and running and making

1325
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,240
Speaker 1: the time he's oh yeah, but he's the best. I

1326
01:14:56,439 --> 01:15:01,960
Speaker 1: love that damn competitive. Yeah, because he can play the

1327
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,120
Speaker 1: game on at a very very high level. But when

1328
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 1: he makes the mistake, he wants to correct that mistake.

1329
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:07,640
Speaker 1: And there's nothing like a guy that will tell you

1330
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:09,640
Speaker 1: my bad. And Ben Gon wipe the deck with him

1331
01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:11,599
Speaker 1: in the process of telling you my bad. The Rams

1332
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:15,200
Speaker 1: are for real. They're real, right, They're for real. They

1333
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:20,160
Speaker 1: got an offense that mhmm. I really look at that

1334
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:22,960
Speaker 1: offense and that's better than the greatest show on turf.

1335
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,680
Speaker 1: Girly and Marshall's are washed. But I give Marsha the

1336
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:30,280
Speaker 1: check coach. He from New Orleans, and when you're from

1337
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:32,599
Speaker 1: New Orleans, you just got a little tougher, a little

1338
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:34,680
Speaker 1: bit tough. This to you. I love Todd Gurling. He

1339
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,360
Speaker 1: flicked it with that left hand so you're a little

1340
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,799
Speaker 1: more artistry, you know what, a little bit more grimer.

1341
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,519
Speaker 1: I'll take the grimmer back then the artist. You know

1342
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:42,599
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I love the Picasso, but I'll take

1343
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:48,519
Speaker 1: that gravy with that's Marsha. But those receivers, they feed

1344
01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:51,000
Speaker 1: off each other. You know, Tory then was in competition

1345
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,560
Speaker 1: in the in the in the ram, and I know

1346
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:56,439
Speaker 1: there was a competition. Crazy rolling Williams and that Tight

1347
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:58,600
Speaker 1: you know he wanted to be a star too, and

1348
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:01,720
Speaker 1: tight and getting too catches a game. These boys here

1349
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,679
Speaker 1: a flat foot feeding off other. Whatever we need, coach,

1350
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:07,760
Speaker 1: we're gonna do whoever's high coach less feeding and I'm

1351
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:09,920
Speaker 1: definitely and I'm definitely gonna run that cliops. So you

1352
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,200
Speaker 1: can come under anything, right when you got a group

1353
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:15,120
Speaker 1: like that man, and I know it's from the head coach.

1354
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:18,320
Speaker 1: When you have a savant that sits like that and

1355
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:21,280
Speaker 1: he lives the game, he lives the game, and he's

1356
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:24,000
Speaker 1: gonna turn over every rock for you. A man like that,

1357
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,040
Speaker 1: you want to play for, You live to play for,

1358
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:31,880
Speaker 1: You dream to play for, You, dreamed to play for McVeigh,

1359
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:33,880
Speaker 1: You dreamed to play for a guy that wakes up

1360
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,640
Speaker 1: in the morning and nothing. He wants to do it,

1361
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:37,840
Speaker 1: So get you in a position to dominate him on

1362
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:40,320
Speaker 1: a Sunday afternoon. My God, give him to me every

1363
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:42,400
Speaker 1: day of the weekend, twice on Sunday. What is your

1364
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:44,560
Speaker 1: take on this? I think it's stupid. I mean you

1365
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:46,479
Speaker 1: you you look at it in a different way because

1366
01:16:46,479 --> 01:16:48,720
Speaker 1: your warrants app well, But what is your take on this?

1367
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,479
Speaker 1: Jared Goffie just a system quarterback. I'm like, if this,

1368
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:57,920
Speaker 1: if the shoe fits, Okay, they said that Terrell Davis,

1369
01:16:58,439 --> 01:17:03,880
Speaker 1: Clinton Porters and Mike Anderson, the other Anderson, the other

1370
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:06,559
Speaker 1: twenty two, whoever the hell was it. Diver was system

1371
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,080
Speaker 1: running back. But they were putting up sixty yard fucking yards.

1372
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,680
Speaker 1: So I'd be assistant running back to That's a nice

1373
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:14,000
Speaker 1: system to run in because you still gotta do it.

1374
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:22,200
Speaker 1: Jared golf is benefiting from matchups, a coaching staff, and

1375
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:27,080
Speaker 1: a confidence in himself. Oh that you have to build

1376
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:34,519
Speaker 1: play in and play out because in the National Football League,

1377
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:37,640
Speaker 1: you are sixty minutes from the penhouse to the outhouse

1378
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:41,080
Speaker 1: and it goes that fast. That's Jacksonville. It goes that fast.

1379
01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:42,960
Speaker 1: And for two weeks now, Jacksonville is the worst defense

1380
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,760
Speaker 1: on right right. It happens that fast to you, and

1381
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:48,559
Speaker 1: it can go for four or five weeks, just that fast.

1382
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:51,120
Speaker 1: Because the last time I checked, Blake Bottles can't get

1383
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,920
Speaker 1: nobody out of ship wet paper back. He can't get

1384
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:56,040
Speaker 1: his stelf out of a wet paper back. I watched him.

1385
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:58,240
Speaker 1: You want him, You want to know a system quarterback,

1386
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:02,360
Speaker 1: that's him, because I watched GEORGEO Lyric at UCF. Tell him,

1387
01:18:02,439 --> 01:18:04,400
Speaker 1: you throw the ball right there, or I'm pulling your

1388
01:18:04,439 --> 01:18:06,479
Speaker 1: ass out of the game. You dropped back and you

1389
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 1: throw it there. You throw it there. That's it. He

1390
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,599
Speaker 1: was made to play. And when Blake got an easy read,

1391
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:17,639
Speaker 1: he throws it like that. But when somebody in his face,

1392
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:21,280
Speaker 1: oh duck one, duck to d three duck phoe, oh god,

1393
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:23,880
Speaker 1: there too many people in here'll get me out of here?

1394
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:27,360
Speaker 1: Is that a way of like marginalizing golf? Is it

1395
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,679
Speaker 1: because he doesn't run? I mean, you know he runs,

1396
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:35,280
Speaker 1: but I mean he's gotta run when you're dropping dimes

1397
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:38,360
Speaker 1: like that. That boy dropped dimes, I mean them balls

1398
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,800
Speaker 1: he dropping on the door. Then receivers ain't reaching for

1399
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:42,920
Speaker 1: them ball getting them right there. So he's a very

1400
01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:45,160
Speaker 1: good quarterback, and that man is dropping that thing in

1401
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:47,880
Speaker 1: the bucket, some kind of nasty Todd Gurley running it in.

1402
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:51,880
Speaker 1: That defense will bite, yes, and that defense will bite.

1403
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:54,360
Speaker 1: And when they get them two callers back, oh my god,

1404
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:56,040
Speaker 1: the front and the back and working together late in

1405
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:58,120
Speaker 1: the year, and you ain't got none but your bragging

1406
01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:00,160
Speaker 1: ass offense that really don't go, and you got come

1407
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:01,920
Speaker 1: up with two or three trick plays for four quarters.

1408
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,479
Speaker 1: It's gonna be hardest hell to beat the Rams. It's

1409
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:07,160
Speaker 1: gonna be hardest hell to beat the Ram. And l

1410
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,960
Speaker 1: A will wake up and fill that place up. Oh

1411
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:12,800
Speaker 1: my god, it's gonna be a fucking party. Yeah, it's

1412
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:16,599
Speaker 1: gonna be a good party. It's gonna be Showtimetime. Ready,

1413
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,439
Speaker 1: Show on Grass, Baby, let's go, ready, show on Grass.

1414
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:22,360
Speaker 1: You better breaking your ass. They got a lot of weapons.

1415
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:26,400
Speaker 1: I agree, they got a lot of weapons. I agree

1416
01:19:26,479 --> 01:19:30,160
Speaker 1: the motherfucker's And it's so funny because I remember, like

1417
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:32,320
Speaker 1: I had no no skin in it with God, but

1418
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:34,600
Speaker 1: like when he came in, I can't remember who he

1419
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:37,280
Speaker 1: came in for. This first season got fucking knocked around

1420
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:44,320
Speaker 1: on Monday night football, got abuse. All this yeah, and

1421
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:47,160
Speaker 1: now he's a system like now he got a head

1422
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:49,960
Speaker 1: coach and a play caller that knows exactly what he

1423
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:55,120
Speaker 1: is and what's around him. And they are absolutely and

1424
01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:59,880
Speaker 1: if you don't have to run. That's why running back

1425
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,840
Speaker 1: play receiver Mike Vick is the greatest thing we ever

1426
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:06,800
Speaker 1: seen in the National Football League, hands down. But that

1427
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:09,240
Speaker 1: ship is a once in a lifetime, right, that's a

1428
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:13,400
Speaker 1: Marcus Vick. Couldn't do it, right, that's the one in

1429
01:20:13,479 --> 01:20:18,320
Speaker 1: the life. Jerry Goffey definitely not it couldn't do it bigger, right,

1430
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:21,439
Speaker 1: That ship don't play in the National Football Vick was

1431
01:20:21,479 --> 01:20:24,559
Speaker 1: the only one. Somebody else. You better throw this ball right,

1432
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,680
Speaker 1: and when you get running, you better slide your ass

1433
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:32,960
Speaker 1: back right right as r G three right right right,

1434
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:38,519
Speaker 1: Lord Jesus, they never felt nothing like this before. I

1435
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,479
Speaker 1: know you're had and something. That's why they actually slide

1436
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:46,439
Speaker 1: al right. I don't get it, sap report Rot. We're

1437
01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:49,040
Speaker 1: heading into week seven. We're gonna be rocking all season.

1438
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:52,080
Speaker 1: And listen, we're gonna rock all season because with the

1439
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:54,960
Speaker 1: Patriots doing what they're doing. I like the Jets. See

1440
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,800
Speaker 1: you always say I like the Jets for what what

1441
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:01,560
Speaker 1: do you mean Donald, they ran for two hundred and

1442
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:04,040
Speaker 1: thirty two yards on Denver because Denver didn't realize that.

1443
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:06,320
Speaker 1: You know, they are smallest defense. You believe the ship.

1444
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:10,280
Speaker 1: I guess people are just not reading your own profile.

1445
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:13,880
Speaker 1: I mean, just look at yourself and and understand your

1446
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:16,679
Speaker 1: weaknesses and your stretch as a defense. Because you're gonna

1447
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:18,240
Speaker 1: give up three hundred ft yards. That's just what the

1448
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:20,679
Speaker 1: National Football League does now. Don't give up three hundred

1449
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:23,840
Speaker 1: fifty yards. You're gonna give up around six points. Whatever

1450
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:27,160
Speaker 1: you learned in the past about the three is dead.

1451
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:29,280
Speaker 1: The four hundred yard game is on a version of

1452
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:33,160
Speaker 1: being a regular five six times. Fitzpatrick has his jersey

1453
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:36,639
Speaker 1: and can't Ohio for three straight weeks for four hundred

1454
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:41,000
Speaker 1: yard games. Not Damn Marino, not Joe Mountain, not not

1455
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:45,560
Speaker 1: any of those greats. The Amish rightful, he'll be in

1456
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:49,080
Speaker 1: there for that. That jersey will not leave. It's there.

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01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:51,920
Speaker 1: It's only gonna be displayed for this year. But it's

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Speaker 1: up there. It won't he won't get out. He'll put

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Speaker 1: it in one of the back rooms that coming out.

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Speaker 1: There's ms there. They put you on display right in

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Speaker 1: the front, and then they put you in the back

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Speaker 1: after after that, but it'll be commonplace all that that. No, No,

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Speaker 1: somebody else Jersey might join him, but it won't be

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Speaker 1: The damn Marinos are the great quarterbacks, the gun Shillings

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Speaker 1: that we talked about that way, Phil SEMs with a

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Speaker 1: four hundred forty five yard game and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy, right, it's crazy. Wow. What is the single

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Speaker 1: game record for the most yards Flynn? I'm thinking Matt

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Speaker 1: Flynn five or some crazy ship. No, Phils Gott forty five,

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Speaker 1: he's got a five forty five or full fifty four. No,

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Speaker 1: it's a five under your game. It's a five under

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Speaker 1: your game. I think it's like five thirty. We got

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Speaker 1: three people around, all with smartphones and they now want

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Speaker 1: on looking this ship up. Will come back somebody and

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Speaker 1: then it is all right, we're gonna see what the

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Speaker 1: Hall of favor thos. How about that Drapp Report, Rappaport

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Speaker 1: I want to thank my guests Warrant Sap for rocking

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Speaker 1: with me. H Root Iron Rapports Stereo podcast collab. Um.

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Speaker 1: What can I say? It's very exciting, Um, more to come.

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Speaker 1: Iron Rapports stereo podcast Miles Jordan's Take Us out of

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Speaker 1: Here with something real nice, some real proper, some real

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01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:38,360
Speaker 1: by the young shooter. We got all kind of graphics.

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01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:41,519
Speaker 1: You can actually see the sick fox we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You can see the short film of what actually occurred

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1490
01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:54,719
Speaker 1: to see what you guys think of it. Uh sap,

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01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:57,280
Speaker 1: thanks for rocking with me. Miles Jordan's Take Us out

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