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Speaker 1: What's up. It's Eric Andre and this is Bombing, the

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Speaker 1: podcast where I talked to comedians, artists, and other interesting

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Speaker 1: people about the worst bombs of their careers. On today's episode,

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Speaker 1: we have John Famileetti from the band hell Jan and

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Speaker 1: I talk about ass wiping, drugs, the time he came

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Speaker 1: on the Eric Andre Show, more drugs, and a girl

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Speaker 1: shooting her pants. Who's gonna love? Listen to this podcast enjoy.

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Speaker 2: Bombing, Balming with Eric Anddre.

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Speaker 1: I'm here with John Health from Health and I've known

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Speaker 1: you for baby. I'm just say fifteen years, yeah, something

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Speaker 1: like that. You do the Eric Andre Show I watched.

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Speaker 3: I remember my friends are like, dude, you got this guy?

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Speaker 3: Or Condre. They showed me like this, like I hate

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Speaker 3: from a comedy club, like very very.

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Speaker 1: Oh really whoa.

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Speaker 3: That was when Andrew and Kitao, like right before the

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Speaker 3: start working with.

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Speaker 1: You, Yeah, Duke and all those guys say yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: jen One.

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Speaker 3: It's all fun. We were on the first the pilot

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Speaker 3: episode of Eric Andre. It was never aired, but we

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Speaker 3: were on it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm almost none of that aired, and all

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Speaker 1: my friends that were on it were mad at me.

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Speaker 3: They caught up that little pieces for that one super

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Speaker 3: super crazy episode you guys did with like a million

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Speaker 3: clips a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a tale about you that

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Speaker 1: is fucking hilarious Okay, and it's not bombing. It is outrageous.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Can I kick off with it? Your bombing sory?

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Speaker 3: No hit it, no hit it, hit it.

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Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy, man. It's what I associate you with

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Speaker 1: the most.

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Speaker 3: Okay, do you want it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I want it?

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Speaker 1: Can you handle it?

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Speaker 3: I can handle it?

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Speaker 1: Okay. You were living with somebody else in the band

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Speaker 1: at this time? Were you living with another band?

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Speaker 3: I've lived with both of the band members at different times.

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Speaker 3: Who I love with Jake and I also love a

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Speaker 3: beach separately.

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Speaker 1: I think it was I think he was living with Jake.

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Speaker 1: So you live with Jake and you ran out of

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Speaker 1: you guys, you ran out of toilet paper. You know

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Speaker 1: the story. He ran out of toilet paper, and Jake's like, no,

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Speaker 1: I bought toilet paper last twenty times. I'm not buying

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Speaker 1: it again. I'm not buying it. It's John's turned Toliver

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Speaker 1: and then he like was sneaking toilet paper in because

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Speaker 1: he was indignant that you had to chip into the

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Speaker 1: toilet paper, you know, like total roommate ship. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: he was sneaking in a roll timom and you go, ah, ship,

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Speaker 1: and you were cooking. You're in the kitchen cooking food

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Speaker 1: and you're, oh, dude, toilet paper nice, they needed that,

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Speaker 1: and you grabbed it and you wiped your ass and

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Speaker 1: you wiped like four weeks of ship out of your ass.

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Speaker 1: You were like, thangs, dude, I needed and then like

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Speaker 1: god knows what you did with it, like chucked it

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Speaker 1: into the garbage get or something like that. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what in the fucking guantanamobey is that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so let's.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's hear your side of the story.

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Speaker 3: Said that is true. I don't I would say four weeks,

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Speaker 3: but that is true. That's a true story.

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Speaker 1: You want your ass in the kitchen?

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 1: I did well?

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Speaker 3: I really, I mean it was on you know, it's

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Speaker 3: like to unwipe your do have an a wipe ass?

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Speaker 3: You know double white? Do you just buy toilet paper

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Speaker 3: and wipe your ass at the back That time was

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Speaker 3: the lean times. Then you know, can't be that lead,

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Speaker 3: Get be that lead.

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Speaker 1: That's like that's like third world, like pop a New

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Speaker 1: Guinea like lead and that's like like.

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Speaker 3: Our third roommate. He was like you, Johnny know quietly,

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Speaker 3: you're the most discussing person I've ever met.

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Speaker 1: So you were like a fill said that.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not a dirty person.

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Speaker 1: No, he said, no, wipe not wiping your ass for

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Speaker 1: weeks and then only wiping your ass because you know, somebody.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it was weeks, satur days, let's days,

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Speaker 1: But also, how are you wiping your ass without toilet paper?

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Speaker 1: How are you wiping your ass?

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Speaker 3: You know, it's a long time ago. We have all

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Speaker 3: the evidence, you know, Like, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't I guess I just wasn't wiping. You know, man,

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Speaker 1: Not wipe and you were just walking around town.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's like you know, you likes you started like

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Speaker 3: clean completion. No, it's a perfect ship.

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Speaker 1: I guarantee you.

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Speaker 3: But it exists as a concept, but.

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Speaker 1: You were not you were not exercising the concept.

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Speaker 3: No, No, hey, you know it was a long time ago.

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Speaker 3: It times different. I mean my ass is wipe right now,

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Speaker 1: Way, I don't even know if that's true. Yeah, do

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Speaker 1: you buy toilet paper now?

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Speaker 3: Costco by the bulk. I never run out, Oh no,

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Speaker 3: now you're wiping. I've all, yeah, I'm a wiper. You know,

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Speaker 3: it's actually funny. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: This is I never looked at you the same again

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Speaker 1: after I heard that's okay here, and I kept it inside.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even tell you.

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Speaker 3: Another weird wrinkle, like like I never wiped my ass

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Speaker 3: sitting down until I was like twenty two or something.

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Speaker 3: What did you You stood up and wiped it so

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Speaker 3: much better if you're sitting down?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: I never curd to me, why did you stand up?

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Speaker 3: I just thought that's what you did.

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Speaker 1: You would ship then stand ass and then drop it

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Speaker 1: in the toilet. Yeah, why naturally?

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Speaker 3: Naturally that's how I developed it. I didn't. I didn't

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Speaker 3: realize it was actually guys in the band they're like,

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Speaker 3: you wipe yours like you know, it's much better if

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Speaker 3: you sit down, And I was like really, you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm like, whoa, this is way better, so much cleaner.

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Speaker 3: So I think at that time I was only a

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Speaker 3: stand up wiper.

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Speaker 1: Did your parents potty train you to stand and wipe? Well?

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Speaker 1: You know, where did it come from? You know?

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Speaker 3: I don't know because I remember being a kid. You

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Speaker 3: know your your parents will literally wipe your ass, you

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Speaker 3: know your yeah, yeah, your kid. But you yelled here

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Speaker 3: you dinner, You yell like I need something to come

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Speaker 3: and wipe your ass.

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Speaker 1: And then you're like sixteen, no, no on.

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Speaker 3: Is sorry, but you start doing yourself. And he was

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Speaker 3: just I always stood up? Whe did you always wipe

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Speaker 3: sitting down? Yes, okay, that's good.

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Speaker 2: It's good for you.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, and you went this is another question. We found

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Speaker 3: this out to see back then we found a half

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Speaker 3: half the band wiped back to front, back to the front.

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Speaker 3: We discussed, I know, but they did it. We didn't

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Speaker 3: believe them. They will do they do.

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Speaker 1: But why the ball?

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Speaker 3: That's also yes, I know, but they said, hey, it

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Speaker 3: doesn't matter if you have a pussy. But still it's

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Speaker 3: still towards your ball. It's still less proper.

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Speaker 1: It might be less of a risk than of but

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Speaker 1: like you're you're bringing ship towards the back of your ball.

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Speaker 3: I just wiped standing up because that's how I thought

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Speaker 3: you did it, you know, but anyway, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Well you barely. You didn't wipe for weeks. That's animals

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Speaker 1: like a very limited time. It was a whild that

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Speaker 3: Different time. You know, we don't know what we didn't

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Speaker 3: just walking around a nasty ass.

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Speaker 1: I thought like for years you were walking that was

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Speaker 1: just that was a ship.

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Speaker 3: That was just like one off, one isolated incident of

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Speaker 3: a nasty It's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Come on, I got more sense. We all want to

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Speaker 3: be itchy all the time.

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Speaker 4: It.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you had ship on your asses.

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Speaker 2: I thought you had.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were like a ship ass kind of guy,

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Speaker 1: Like you had tons of ship in your ass for life.

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Speaker 3: That'd be so noticeable. Dude, you just never wiped your ass.

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Speaker 1: It would smell. Yeah, it'd be odorous.

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Speaker 3: You don't smell great.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean I'm not. I don't want my nose

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Speaker 3: Fact, if if we were a doggy style or something,

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Speaker 3: yeah doggies. Yeah, yeah, that's real though. It actually back

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Speaker 3: in clean completion. I know a friend, so he did

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Speaker 3: I don't want my ass. I do clean completion. And

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Speaker 3: he's like, what's that. She's like, well, she's like, if

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Speaker 3: you have a proper diet. You have a perfect shit

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Speaker 3: clean completion, which I've had before.

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Speaker 1: You drive vegan is a proper diet, and I don't

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Speaker 3: Well, you get sick and I have diarrhect But let's

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Speaker 3: say you have a perfect ship because it's happened, you know,

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Speaker 3: you fly it and there's literally nothing there once in

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Speaker 3: a blue moon, you know, So she did.

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Speaker 1: That wipe every time. I wouldn't even know.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't even Well, don't you look at it? What

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Speaker 3: if you don't, there's just no look what do you

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Speaker 3: want to stop?

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Speaker 1: When I was a little kid, maybe maybe.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you don't look at it when you wow? Never

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Speaker 3: do you just trust yourself? Like three you.

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Speaker 1: Might Well, I have a total toilet.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, I like those are wonderful.

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Speaker 1: I got the whole thing. I got the fucking the

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Speaker 1: Japanese squirter.

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Speaker 3: It was amazing.

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Speaker 1: Then I do a wet wipe. Then I do a wipe.

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Speaker 3: It is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: And in the shower, I have the hand shower and

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Speaker 1: shower the assle.

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Speaker 3: This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I have one of the cleanest assholes in show business.

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Speaker 3: It's absurd.

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Speaker 1: It's like me and you on the assholes red room.

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Speaker 1: On the hygiene, I have adet but whole hygiene, but I.

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Speaker 3: Don't use it though. I prefer to go dry.

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Speaker 1: Why.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. It's mortal, earthy. It's just like I

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Speaker 3: don't know, like it's just it's barns were there, Like, yes,

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Speaker 3: I don't have this pomp and circumstance. I got to

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Speaker 3: wash my hands now.

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Speaker 1: So you don't wash your hands out, saying I shook

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Speaker 1: your hand on the way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I wash my hands. I'm a normal person, but

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Speaker 3: just like you know, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't think you are. I don't have a fun far

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Speaker 3: I got the laptop here, You're like, wipe my hand?

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Speaker 1: Come on, will you wipe your hands on?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: I'm let down. I thought someone got four fingers in

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Speaker 1: No, it was like through the pants I crammed in

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Speaker 3: oh my god, wow. So it was so funny to me.

447
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,000
Speaker 1: So it was mad lib erotic fiction.

448
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was really well done, like like who email,

449
00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:29,760
Speaker 3: who Gmail, Like check it out. I hope it's still

450
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,240
Speaker 3: up there, but it's it's like it was, you know,

451
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,399
Speaker 3: super like storytelling and super erotic. So I put my

452
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,320
Speaker 3: two buds in there and it put a story and

453
00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,200
Speaker 3: I put all these details about there, about their life

454
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,080
Speaker 3: and you know, their their their apartment and all the

455
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,600
Speaker 3: shit that would really really ring. And I was laughing

456
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,320
Speaker 3: so hard. I was like, oh my god, it was

457
00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:47,600
Speaker 3: really explicitly comment on the face and I was crazy.

458
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,119
Speaker 3: So then I so then I think I posted I

459
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,639
Speaker 3: said it to him or something. I forget where I

460
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,720
Speaker 3: put it. And the response I thought. They think it

461
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,399
Speaker 3: was really funny, and it was just like this like

462
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,359
Speaker 3: radio silence, and it was like a week and like

463
00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,960
Speaker 3: everyone was like my two buds, his friends, he's just friends.

464
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like it like co workers out of like.

465
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:07,000
Speaker 3: Your circulated it. They were so okay basically what happened

466
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,640
Speaker 3: totally tanked. I thought the thing was funny. They didn't

467
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,480
Speaker 3: talking for a week. They're so disturbed. They sensed. All

468
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,160
Speaker 3: these people are like, hey, is something wrong with John.

469
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,879
Speaker 3: I think he's really fucked up. He like took the

470
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,399
Speaker 3: time to write this incredibly detailed, erotic story about us.

471
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:21,119
Speaker 3: It's really explicit and it's like ten pages long. And

472
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,320
Speaker 3: then every read and everyone was talking about it, and

473
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,520
Speaker 3: then like people have like, hey, man, are you okay?

474
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,760
Speaker 3: Are you okay? Something wrong?

475
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,720
Speaker 1: He's like, but you didn't set up that it was

476
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:32,280
Speaker 1: Hucci mail.

477
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,760
Speaker 3: You just said I my guys, I've been working on

478
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,560
Speaker 3: the story. Check it out.

479
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,320
Speaker 1: But were co workers?

480
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,160
Speaker 2: How did you know them?

481
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,520
Speaker 1: No, I mean they're just friends, my buds. Yeah, you

482
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,680
Speaker 1: were like having a mental.

483
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:48,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I lost and I'm like spending my time like

484
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,520
Speaker 3: late because it's really it's really well done and it's

485
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:54,880
Speaker 3: it's very it's really erotic in the pool email. Yeah,

486
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,720
Speaker 3: and it just keeps going and they bank like four times.

487
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,760
Speaker 3: You should hope the shit still mind. You should try

488
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,000
Speaker 3: with your friends see how it goes.

489
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,679
Speaker 1: But your friends all were like inspiring against you, like no,

490
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,920
Speaker 1: seriously concerned.

491
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,520
Speaker 3: It was like everyone was weird to me. I remember

492
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,200
Speaker 3: going to party and everyone's really acting weird. I'm like,

493
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,280
Speaker 3: what's going on? Yeah, I was like this is pretty

494
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:12,960
Speaker 3: pre those days.

495
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:13,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

496
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,919
Speaker 3: I was basically like socially canceled because ever thought I

497
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,760
Speaker 3: fucking lost my mind and was like spending like like

498
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:22,520
Speaker 3: a year writing this fucking crazy novel about them banging

499
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,679
Speaker 3: each other and and I know all these and I

500
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,080
Speaker 3: know all these details, so it's like I like include

501
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:30,679
Speaker 3: the tattoos, the guy, the job, the car, and so

502
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,520
Speaker 3: it's like it's it's really it's really amazing.

503
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,399
Speaker 1: But you didn't, you know, were like, hey this is

504
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:41,800
Speaker 1: Succi mao. You just were like, hey, wouldn't you be impressed?

505
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,200
Speaker 1: I totally get it. I totally get it.

506
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:51,399
Speaker 3: It didn't work out. Didn't work out, that's fun. It

507
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,560
Speaker 3: was still online. I should try it, I guess. I

508
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,520
Speaker 3: don't think will do as good as job as.

509
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,399
Speaker 1: Maybe send it to us and then we'll have like

510
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,880
Speaker 1: the serie voice, read it, read read.

511
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:05,680
Speaker 4: Brian moved his tongue slowly down the length of Remy's

512
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,080
Speaker 4: shaft from the dense hair at its base the slit

513
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 4: in the head of his penis. Remy's breathing began to quicken.

514
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,800
Speaker 4: Oh God, but feels so good, he moaned, running his

515
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:21,280
Speaker 4: strong hands through Brian's blonde hair. Brian loved the feeling

516
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,280
Speaker 4: of his mouth on Remy's cock. It gave him an

517
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:28,359
Speaker 4: incredible sense of power and control, but for the right reasons,

518
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 4: it connected him with Remy's manhood. Oh, Remy moaned, Oh yeah, God,

519
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:40,280
Speaker 4: that feels good. Remy didn't disagree. It was an incredible sensation.

520
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,960
Speaker 4: Feeling his cock go from the warmth of Remy's ass

521
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,600
Speaker 4: when he was deep within him to the cool of

522
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,880
Speaker 4: the water lapping his balls when he pulled out. Each

523
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:55,199
Speaker 4: stroke was better than the last, warm, cool, warm, cool.

524
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 4: Brian knew he was getting close their breathing became ragged

525
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:04,200
Speaker 4: and their louder. Come on, come with me, Remmy urged him,

526
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,280
Speaker 4: give it to me, deep in me, as deep.

527
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 1: As you can.

528
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:12,360
Speaker 4: Brian's strokes got faster and more urgent. He was practically

529
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:16,600
Speaker 4: lifting himself out of the water, now pounding himself against Remy.

530
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 4: He felt Remy grip his rigid cock with his muscle

531
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,679
Speaker 4: ring and knew he couldn't hold out any longer. Yes, Mammy,

532
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,640
Speaker 4: screamed As his second orgasm hit, ben Come spurted out

533
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:32,200
Speaker 4: onto his abs, and with a loud groan, Brian exploded,

534
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 4: shooting wave after wave of come deep into Remmy. They

535
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 4: grasped each other tightly, one in the water, the other

536
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 4: the pool's edge. As their orgasms subsided, they smiled, hugged

537
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,880
Speaker 4: each other, and then slipped into the pool.

538
00:21:50,880 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 2: With Arecadre with a Recdre.

539
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 3: We opened for diamon Nails and that was basically like

540
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 3: a tour straight of bombing every night.

541
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,119
Speaker 1: Oh you toured with them, Yeah, this is off the

542
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:14,119
Speaker 1: first album and hockey arenas Oh fuck, like that is

543
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,199
Speaker 1: stress and like we never played arena before. Once the

544
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 1: first couple of shows don't go well, You're like, uh.

545
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 3: Oh dude, it's like that because we knew like, this

546
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 3: isn't gonna go and music made to play the smell right,

547
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,400
Speaker 3: this isn't gonna work in hockey arena, Like are we doing?

548
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 3: And then also you know that the comedy you think

549
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 3: it's an arena. It's like, oh it's so big. No,

550
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 3: don't you can't hear someone.

551
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 1: Cool that they took you along on your first album?

552
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 3: Tight? It makes no sense looking back.

553
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 1: No, that day, I mean has a good taste.

554
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a wacky call. But yeah, I remember, like.

555
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 1: I mean, Prince opened up for the Rolling Stones and

556
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 1: he got bottles throwing.

557
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,360
Speaker 3: My girlfriend's dad saw that show way everyone's doing Prince

558
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,639
Speaker 3: Yeah good And later it's like it was Prince.

559
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, people were throwing.

560
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 3: Glass bottles, they get I got hit with the bagel.

561
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 3: Actually that the Atlantic City stop. I got hit and

562
00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 3: I said, what the fuck is that? I got hit again?

563
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,120
Speaker 1: I was like that was the else?

564
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm like, what the fuck was every Look?

565
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 3: There was like huge ass bagel and I'm like, oh,

566
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 3: there's a bagel stand right there.

567
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: What did they like give you any like words of encouragement?

568
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 4: No?

569
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 3: No, I got to say the real stand up guys.

570
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 3: The second we got there, Trent was like, hey, guys,

571
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 3: really happy to have you here. If anyone's addicted to you,

572
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 3: I'll fire them. And then and then after like show two,

573
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 3: he's like, I've noticed it's not going so well. I'm

574
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 3: gonna let you guys use my huge video wall, which

575
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 3: is like millions of dollars video wall. And he's like,

576
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 3: what if we put like infrared cameras on you guys

577
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 3: and we could show the stuff of the wall and yeah,

578
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 3: and once we did something to see because we were yeah,

579
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 3: you know.

580
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 1: So he was like supportive and sweet and yeah, yeah, yeah.

581
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,680
Speaker 3: But you know, you think in this huge arena you

582
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 3: can't hear someone how call you. You can hear it

583
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 3: and you can see it. Be like if you got

584
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 3: blowed this pink motherfucker and you'd be like, oh, it's

585
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 3: that guy there in the NASCAR head And then like this.

586
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: If you got this pink motherfucker is crazy.

587
00:23:52,840 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 3: He held the two birds out. Okay, I here, Grassnerd.

588
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 3: We're in the Florida.

589
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

590
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 3: The Secondary Market Tour, Yeah yeah.

591
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: Fuck man, that's tough. How many shows were that was that?

592
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 3: It was like six or eight or something like that. Yeah,

593
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,719
Speaker 3: but I guess the Atlantics to anyone, which actually went

594
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 3: the best because it was a smaller one of the

595
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 3: House of Blues because they did a special venue show.

596
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 3: But that's why I got hit with the Bagels, which

597
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 3: is fine, bagels are they just sort kind of this

598
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 3: orienting that's tough.

599
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: Did you remain friends with.

600
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,360
Speaker 3: We did a song with him twenty twenty one.

601
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: Really nice.

602
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 3: He's a nice guy, very nice guy. But that was hilarious.

603
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 3: We went from playing the smell and like a basements

604
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,120
Speaker 3: and ship too like to opening like hot.

605
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: That's pretty, that's pretty drastic.

606
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 3: But we had the moment, you know, the second we

607
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,919
Speaker 3: played the first song, like, ah, this is why you

608
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 3: don't write music like this. It's like David Byrne book,

609
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 3: you know, the one where I was like, the music

610
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,959
Speaker 3: is written for where it's gonna be heard, you know,

611
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 3: like he's like he's a foreigner played arenas, so they

612
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 3: need mid tempo songs with clear vocals and the and

613
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 3: he's like a punk bands played could play fast because.

614
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: They were in the small you know, ball so interesting.

615
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 3: You really saw like the arena, the the right the

616
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 3: band that would you know, we killed it at the smell,

617
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 3: but we cannot right.

618
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: You know, when I first I did this movie, it

619
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: was like a hitting camera prank movie called Bad Trip.

620
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: And it's narrative, right, So I'm trying to, like originally

621
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 1: edit it as fast as the Eric Andre Show, which

622
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: is like the fastest editing ever and Jeff Tremaine, who

623
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 1: was our like Papa Bear producer on it, who co

624
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 1: created Jackass direct at all the Jacko's movies. He goes,

625
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, guys to meankey Tao. He goes, I'm

626
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:33,239
Speaker 1: telling you you can't edit this as fast as it

627
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 1: can't be the same pace as Eric Andnry.

628
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 3: She couldn't take it for two hours or whatever.

629
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: Well, he goes, Physically, the movie is on a big screen.

630
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: Your eye is taking in a bunch of information on

631
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: a big screen in a dark room. It's not watching

632
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: dumb little clips on your iPhone or TV at home.

633
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: He goes, your eye physically can't keep up with the

634
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: pace of your show, which is exceptionally fast. He goes,

635
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it movie has to be has to

636
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,719
Speaker 1: move at a slower pace, and the audience has taken

637
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: narrative information just like Foreigner lyrics, you know what I mean. Like,

638
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh man, fuck that, I'm punk rock,

639
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't listening to hees. I'm Pumpbrock too. I

640
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 1: invented Jackass. I'm telling you. When we went from Jackass

641
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: to the TV show to the Jackass movies, I had

642
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: to learn this lesson myself. I'm not trying to control you.

643
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. It's an actual fact.

644
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,479
Speaker 3: It's a medium. The principle of you getting raped by

645
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 3: a corilla.

646
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So he was like but he was basically

647
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,360
Speaker 1: the David Byrne of comedy. I didn't know you open

648
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: up for a nice stund so, so he was cool

649
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: and he was supportive. That's great. I love hearing.

650
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 3: I can't stand enough good things about the guy.

651
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: I've only heard good things about the guys. I think

652
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: he's been through it all. And he went to Helen

653
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: back and.

654
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's also you know, extremely as you expected,

655
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 3: extremely professional focused, you know, like yeah professional also like

656
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 3: you know, we we played with them in Hell Fast.

657
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 3: We got to do the song we did together, and

658
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,719
Speaker 3: like he's going so he's doing it, like performing at

659
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 3: like a hundred ten percent. The whole set where we

660
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 3: were watching side tag like holy ship. Yeah, yeah, not anything.

661
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 1: He's a star.

662
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 3: It's amazing.

663
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: He's pretty fucking Yeah, there's.

664
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 3: The reason he is.

665
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: You know, he's a special guy. He's a he's a

666
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: fucking Oscar Award winning he's a genius. He's a fucking

667
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 1: musical genius. And to make industrial music popular is like impossible.

668
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: Like I used to listen to like cam FDM. I'm like,

669
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: that's for nobody, Like nobody, nobody listens to that ship,

670
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like like I do, me

671
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: and you do. But like the fact that somebody unearthed

672
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: all you know, remember a Leah the R and B

673
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: singer the late R and music she loved h nine

674
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: in Nails and somebody somebody made a super cut of

675
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: her and interviews just being like, and my favorite band

676
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: of all time Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor is a genius.

677
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: Nine is Nails. That's the best band out right now.

678
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: So like the fact that that guy was able to

679
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: make industrial music popular. It's crazy to speaks to his

680
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: prowess songwriting, nineties, A wild time anything else? What other bombs?

681
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 3: All right, let me look at I wrote down some

682
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 3: other bombs. You always bring up like I heard like

683
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 3: two seconds of two episodes. You're like, what's the most

684
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 3: wasted you want?

685
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's the most wasted you were on stitch.

686
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 3: I am too responsible? I like, you know, because you're

687
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,719
Speaker 3: wast You were wasted on my show? Yes I was,

688
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 3: But but you guys gave you guys gave do that

689
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 3: on purpose. You give the like open bar on the backstage.

690
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 3: It was like eight bombs.

691
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: But we don't put a gun in your head and

692
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: say fit pologiz.

693
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 3: Come on, yeah right, that's like a fucking booby trap

694
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 3: on purpose.

695
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: All I'm commenting on is the fact you're like, I'm professional,

696
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: I only have I wouldn't be No, No, I don't.

697
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 3: I only have you been drunk? However, like you alway

698
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 3: talking about like psychedelics, like I would love more than

699
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 3: anything to play a show on on some screams or

700
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 3: LSD have you. No, I just had a courtgey for

701
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 3: the other guys because they don't wouldn't understand they're not

702
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 3: into that stuff. They'd be really pissed at me. I

703
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 3: don't think I would.

704
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 1: The most wastes that you've been on stitche, I don't know.

705
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 3: Just a lot, just he's drinking. It's not that big

706
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 3: a deal.

707
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: I think, like a Primavera is like that's like the

708
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: common you know, like you're not so ruddid.

709
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 3: No, sometimes sober sometimes, but like it's not like a

710
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 3: big deal. But like, uh but like Primavera, I did,

711
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 3: like I.

712
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: Remember we were we were.

713
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 3: This the second Prema era. It was preview. It is

714
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 3: like the most best vestals.

715
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: The way I almost got to play it this year

716
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: or something happened, oh yeah whatever.

717
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 3: Well, you know the Spanish like they wake up six pm,

718
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 3: they live at home until the're like thirty five. Yeah,

719
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 3: and they party all night. They got to figure it out.

720
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 3: So it's just it's insane there. So like the vibe there.

721
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 3: Uh so like right before we went on that like

722
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 3: the guy comes by and he's got all the stuff.

723
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 3: So I did like I did like fucking a gorilla finger,

724
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 3: like a fucking screamer, and then right went on and

725
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 3: then I was like a.

726
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: Gorilla finger like well returns.

727
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 3: But like you know, it's like when you do like

728
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 3: a line of coke that's so big a scream it's

729
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 3: a screamer. You know, you're like a you know those

730
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 3: you're like like but or they call or they call

731
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 3: it a gorilla it looks like it looks like a

732
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 3: gorilla finger, you know what I mean, Like it's so big.

733
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: God, So I did.

734
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 3: I did that and we went on. It was like

735
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 3: then we went on stage, like three Am. We got

736
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 3: to close the stage like that's the primo sot like

737
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 3: thet they give you if you're like, if they really

738
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 3: love you, you get to play three AM on that stage,

739
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 3: crazy and losing it and the first song because all

740
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 3: this ship sounds like it was like feeding back and

741
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 3: Jake was fucking furious to kick the ship over and

742
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 3: I was like I'm going. I was like yeah, and

743
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 3: I was like keep going. And later Jake was really pissing.

744
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 3: He's like, you could have died on stage, man, Like

745
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 3: I would be fun.

746
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: Yea, what do you do too much coke? You just

747
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: bear it, bear it down so you can.

748
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 3: Well, we're playing the show. Once I said you lock in,

749
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 3: You're in the show.

750
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: Locked in the show.

751
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 3: It was a great show. Shows the show. The show

752
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 3: is magical. It was like I was young at the time.

753
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 3: Now I was so in love with my girlfriend and

754
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 3: like the second we got off stage, I took all

755
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 3: the molly at once and then I ran out.

756
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: You're trying to get your heart to put it and.

757
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 3: Then and then I ran out, and then all the

758
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 3: kids was like five in the morning. They got around me.

759
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 3: I was my girlfriend and they started worhed. They all back.

760
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, I got golden.

761
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. It was those magical like a.

762
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: Bomb that sounds like it.

763
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 3: Was one of the best that yeah. And then and

764
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 3: then kept going and it was just me hearing the

765
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 3: sound man. Then it was like eighty am, we're rocking this.

766
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 3: I'm like a m a war off and it's like,

767
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 3: oh no, no, oh god.

768
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: You know.

769
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 3: That was terrible at that point, but it was great.

770
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 3: It was worth it. It was great.

771
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: When he did drugs, he doesn't yeah, because he had

772
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: two heart attacks when he's twenty nine years old. Sober

773
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: ever since he's a chef, but I mean I do.

774
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 3: I didn't follow his recipe on mine.

775
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: He's a great She's an incredible chef. He's very talented man.

776
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,959
Speaker 1: But I asked him what when he did drugs, what

777
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: was it like? He goes, I forget. What he called

778
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: the gorilla finger reminded me of it. I think he

779
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: called it a third rail, and I go, well, gater tail.

780
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,719
Speaker 1: It was a gator tail. I'll tell you what. When

781
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: I think a third railer, he would do ketamine, meth

782
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: and coke all in one giant line at work while

783
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: he was cooking. What he said, he would drink a

784
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: big gulp of vodka and then do a third rail.

785
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 3: Well, what, it's horrible. How did you eat food after that?

786
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: He doesn't eat. He was like cooking and he was crazy.

787
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 3: He did sample them like you know.

788
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. He was like a fucking wild maniac

789
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: back in the day. You know what I mean.

790
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 3: He's third rail.

791
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like working at very stressful kitchens, working like

792
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: nineteen hour shifts. So he's just like, hey, every drug ever,

793
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: no problem, that's a new one.

794
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 3: Third rail.

795
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: What's the gatortail?

796
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 3: Gator tails? Same thing? A grilla Finger's a really big line.

797
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 3: I think xamax mix of coke is zombie dust.

798
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: Okay, I know, mushrooms and Molly's hippie flip yeah, then

799
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: candy flip, Yeah, drinking Robotestin's robot tripping.

800
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you ever did you ever do that?

801
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 2: Ship?

802
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 3: As a kid likes Corseton, you eat the pills. What's Corse,

803
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 3: It's like it was easier way to row trips. It's

804
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 3: so hard to drink robotestin.

805
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I'm from Florida. The kids would chug

806
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: the robot I never did it.

807
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,959
Speaker 3: I never did it well, so corseedon you could take up.

808
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 3: It's super easy. You just eat like forty pills at once.

809
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 3: Its rong, so crazy. No, I never did it again, Like, no,

810
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 3: that's scary. It slows down time.

811
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: So my friend did it and he goes. I felt

812
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: like my brain was boiling and I went to the

813
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: ninth circle of hell. Yeah, and you're like best friends that.

814
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 2: I was just like, no, thanks.

815
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 3: We watched Sounds and Lambs and it felt like it

816
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 3: took like eight hours. And remember we put on a

817
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 3: song and I knew the song was four minutes and

818
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 3: I remember just looking at the clock.

819
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 2: She's like, jeez, so.

820
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: Never get one time. I ate weed with eight nugs.

821
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: I was like in tenth grade with peanut butter. I

822
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: just like scooped the nuts. And this is before weed's legal. Yeah,

823
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: there's no dispensaries, there's no weed gummies. This is back

824
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: in the day. I'm talking. This is the nineties. I'm

825
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: like fifteen, and I had this cough left over from

826
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: a cold. So I was like, I want to get stoned,

827
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: but I don't want to smoke it. My friend's like,

828
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: I think you can eat it with peanut butter. So

829
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,959
Speaker 1: I ate an entire It's probably the most high I've

830
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: ever been.

831
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 3: You just eat a straight apparently I think it a

832
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 3: cook it or something.

833
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: No, no, he goes to my veran goes the peanut

834
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: butter extracts the THC in your stomach. Oh, my friend

835
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: who's like was sixteen and equally ding.

836
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 3: We had the internet, though kids knew this shit it was.

837
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: It wasn't pre internet, but the Internet wasn't a part

838
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: of life yet. There was definitely no smartphones. I had

839
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: no cell phone at the time.

840
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 3: Way better.

841
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: It was like I had a beeper and like the

842
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: only computer was in your mom's like room, you know

843
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like and you had to kick your

844
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: mom off the phone to use the Yeah, So it

845
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: was like those days. So I scooped peanut butter on

846
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: a knife, on a butter knife and just packed nugs

847
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 1: of weed and like just ate like weed at like

848
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 1: peanut butter, like and an hour goes by and I

849
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: was like, man, that was a total fail. Didn't work.

850
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: And I started playing bass in my friends fucking crazy

851
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: house and then like I was tripping balls. I was

852
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: like the most high and fucked up I've ever been

853
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: in my entire life. I don't know what that's called,

854
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: but I've smoked uh cloud nine. Like we dipped into

855
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: bombing fluid and PCP and I was less high then

856
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: than when I just hate by itself?

857
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 3: What is the what is the PCP high?

858
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: I was just it's kissing. It's kind of me.

859
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 3: Oh really, well, hey I'm learning. Man, you had a

860
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 3: the fucking Flat Earth book in your waiting room.

861
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,919
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, I don't know what's out there.

862
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was whacky. I went to I went to

863
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 3: the fucking Index of Bibliography. It was all YouTube links.

864
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a North Korean prison out there.

865
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on there.

866
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 3: Oh I found out I'm North Korean actually recently.

867
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well there it was one country.

868
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know, but it's my whole life,

869
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 3: my mom. I even asked him. I'm like, well I'm

870
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 3: not We're like South Koreans. We're good. And then uh.

871
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 3: They came out later and my mom just never told me.

872
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: I went to the DMZ. Wait really, I went to

873
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: the DMZ and looked at North Korea through binoculars And

874
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: that's as close as what is it like when I

875
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 1: won't go, I won't do They have they have a

876
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: fake city that's like a facade. Because they noticed that

877
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 1: people were watching, tours were watching, they built this like

878
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: really make sure like village or whatever. Yeah, and it's

879
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: like totally like two D city and the rest of

880
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: it looks like pure misery, pure pure fucking hell. But

881
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: there is North Korean cuisine that I tried to get.

882
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: There's like one isn't that much different, But there's this

883
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: one stew that this woman in South Korea told me

884
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: to get and I failed it.

885
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,280
Speaker 3: Wait Dan sung saw in La that's North Korean?

886
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 2: Is it?

887
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's supposed to be. It's like a Korean

888
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 3: it's a bunker theme restaurant, and I mean it's the

889
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 3: same fucking food. But oh uh huh, yeah, that's why

890
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 3: they all wait came. There's a big picture of Kim

891
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 3: Jong ill in there really, yeah, it's on the wall.

892
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: It's pretty controversial, is it in Korea town.

893
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well that's that's like having a.

894
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: Fidel Castro picture at a Cuban restaurant.

895
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually funny. It's like when you go to

896
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 3: a Russia it's like they have guys dressed up as

897
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 3: like uh solid and like you can't do that in Germany.

898
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 3: There's not like take a photo Hitler. You know, it's

899
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 3: like fucking funny. So I don't know who else what

900
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 3: does they do?

901
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: I mean, George watching It own more slaves than anybody.

902
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: He was the richest man in America at the time.

903
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: He owned more slaves. His teeth were slave teeth. I

904
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: did find that recently with lead in them. So he

905
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: was like he was and apparently it's a ginger. Oh really,

906
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: and he's like as tall as me. That's actually the

907
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: least important fact everything.

908
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 3: I just I'm just.

909
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 1: And redhead. What hold it right there?

910
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 3: I have a story about asking death gripts for a

911
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 3: beer and then I crank about I'll eat Okay, okay,

912
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 3: how are you to start eating? Yeah? Easy? I got

913
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:46,280
Speaker 3: other bombings, but they're so normal like them. Yeah, okay,

914
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 3: I guess everyone well, you know, okay, this is actually

915
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 3: anyone in a band. I will understand that if you

916
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 3: play Germany you have a bad show, like barely when

917
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 3: it comes. All this staff comes up to you and

918
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 3: they be like, wow, it must feel so terrible to

919
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 3: all the way here and have Nolan comes to a show.

920
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 3: I'll just be like, you all sold bad. You must

921
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 3: feel awful when you go to sleep.

922
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: I just want to Taiwan and like Taiwanese girls, they

923
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: have no filter, so it's like the food is really bad.

924
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: They'll just go to the waiter like, hey, this food

925
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: is terrible. It tastes like dog food.

926
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 3: Anyway, they gott you gotta have a taime with accent.

927
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 3: Come on, let's come on here, come away with that.

928
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't get into the story. I'm not

929
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 3: being able to myself. I can't imagine it's not working.

930
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: If you do a black Son, I will do a Taiwanese.

931
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm doing a black set. Hey percent

932
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 3: in my life, I grew up a Comedy Central, and

933
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 3: like you know, that's like getting regular.

934
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: Doing the right impression of the old dirty bastard. Okay,

935
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: so death grips beer.

936
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 3: Story, Okay, it's a f y f this is I

937
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 3: don't know why the story is so funny. People find

938
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 3: it very funny, so I tell it all the time.

939
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 3: Were we played right before them, and their trailer is

940
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 3: right next to the stage and our trailers in the

941
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 3: artist zone. So I just really wanted a beer. So

942
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 3: I went and through the door and I was like,

943
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 3: hey man, we're the band right before you. You know,

944
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 3: my trailers really far away. Can I just have one

945
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 3: of your beers? And it was the keyboard guy and

946
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 3: he was just like uh uh no when he showed

947
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 3: the door, Oh no, oh, this isn't really a bombing.

948
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 3: But one of the last nighte Shale shows we played

949
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 3: this is separately after that tour. It was in their

950
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 3: farewell shows in La and we were on stage and

951
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 3: like halfway to the set, like like it was just

952
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 3: like it was like the it was like an outhouse

953
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,479
Speaker 3: but like the back of the Chinese restaurant I put together.

954
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 3: It was like so bad and I was like, dude,

955
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 3: at first, it's like someone farting. I'm like, no, that can't.

956
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 3: It was at the Fonda. We're like two songs in

957
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 3: and I'm just like I'm just staring at the guys

958
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 3: and being like someone shit their fucking pants, Like only

959
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 3: a live shit could be this live. It was actually crazier.

960
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, how could a shit be this crazy? And

961
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 3: I'm just looking, I'm like sclaring at everyone, like who

962
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 3: the fuck shit their pants? Man? And they were playing

963
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 3: this thing and then sudden I hear was screaming for

964
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 3: the audience and screaming and screamings building, and I looked

965
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 3: out and this girl in Daisy Dudes, Red Daisy Dutch

966
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 3: is being crowdsurfed, and I fucking like the fire hole

967
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 3: was like of just of just you know, of whatever.

968
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 3: Yeager ship is straying full blast and were liked, and

969
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 3: she got fucking thrown over the barricade, just spraying and

970
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 3: spraying and spray Why and then are you?

971
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: And I was like crowdserving why?

972
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 2: You know?

973
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 3: I think you're trying to get rid of her. She

974
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 3: was spraying so bad. They're like get out of here,

975
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 3: you know, and you know, and you know, I'm sure

976
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 3: she's waiting there since like eight in the morning, drinking

977
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 3: Yeager so so so they spray over her. Yeah, everyone's

978
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 3: everyone's just screaming and screaming and there's just you know,

979
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 3: liquid ship everyone from.

980
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, imagine under everyone.

981
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 3: It was like it was like blade, you know, like

982
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 3: everyone's gonna like job. So then I had this moment

983
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 3: where I'm like, dude, we hit the brown note.

984
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: But no.

985
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 3: Then I You're like, well halfway through, I'm like, dude,

986
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 3: we're fucking whoa this pants man? And then and then

987
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,919
Speaker 3: I was like, oh wait, that doesn't make any sense.

988
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 3: There's no fucking way, you know, like I don't know.

989
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 3: I was like, is it the moment. It's like, in

990
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 3: a few seconds anyway, you start thinking logically, they're waiting

991
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 3: all day in the sun drinking Yeager. I'm assuming Yeager.

992
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: Why why?

993
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 3: Why? Why the consistency? You know, like you know, you can.

994
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: Tell what I'm like, how it is. If anyone would go,

995
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,280
Speaker 1: it would be you.

996
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 3: Circle something Yeager equivalent to get that consistency. It was

997
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 3: like that ship. It was like a not a smoothie,

998
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 3: but a milkshake. You know what I'm saying, Like empty stomach.

999
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: Could you imagine that that story haunts her whole life?

1000
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: And then she comes across this podcast episode is like

1001
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: she can't shake it. I don't care. I hope she

1002
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: does hear this podcast.

1003
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 3: These guys are really you got to go to the hospital.

1004
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 3: She's like, she's touch nails man. She's waiting all day.

1005
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 3: You know, Rare, just get those tickets. I'm just really

1006
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 3: shocked a let her back in. I feel like if

1007
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 3: I was sprained diarrhea they have.

1008
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm going home, I'm washing up, and I'm like, I'm quarantining.

1009
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 3: It was so rad though. She's wearing Daisy Dukes though,

1010
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 3: because because.

1011
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: The time, what what city is LA?

1012
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 3: Is that the fun So the tightness of the pants,

1013
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 3: I think I created that that that hose affect me.

1014
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 3: You squeezed the hose and it was coming out like

1015
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 3: one of those the v you know, saying.

1016
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you have like a chicken pot in your

1017
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: dick no, you know, in your peace blits in half

1018
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: in the morning, sometimes not fully like.

1019
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's terrible.

1020
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. I kind of like it. Peing with Boner,

1021
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 1: peaking with Boner, your piece ples in half. Yeah, yeah.

1022
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: When I had chicken box, I had a chicken bog

1023
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 1: in my dick hole and oh your kid, all right,

1024
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: by all right, cool.

1025
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 2: With Avery Condrey.

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00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: Bombing with Eric Andre is brought to you by Will

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1028
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: producer is Olivia Aguilar, our producer is Bei Wang, Our

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Speaker 1: research assistant is David Carliner. Our editor and sound designers

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