Speaker 1: Are you leaving on?
Speaker 2: You wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim. And give us time and a
Speaker 3: Turmanol and gay.
Speaker 4: We want to send you off inside.
Speaker 5: Do you wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 4: Now for do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do your need ride?
Speaker 2: Right with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need
Speaker 2: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgarath.
Speaker 2: We are in Hollywood, Hollywood, in the Honda, in the
Speaker 2: Honda where dreams come true.
Speaker 1: But in the Honda in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: Yes, to be more. It's there's many different dreams that
Speaker 2: could come true, and we're in the place where all
Speaker 2: of them. Do any dream you can conjure, right, you
Speaker 2: have to come to Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: For it to come to Like if you want to
Speaker 1: be the best scuba diver in the world.
Speaker 2: They have all that lay. We have that we don't
Speaker 2: find any building with that white flag and a diagonal
Speaker 2: red stripe and straight to the top and you walk
Speaker 2: in that door and that's a dream room.
Speaker 1: It's a dream scuba room. That's where usually scuba practice tanks.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Actually my nightmares are about being underwater,
Speaker 2: So for me, it's a different kind of dream.
Speaker 1: Really because that cannotes water is in motion, and if
Speaker 1: it's if it's kicked up water, that means that you're
Speaker 1: do you really know this? I do? Wow, I'm very
Speaker 1: interested in dreams symbolism.
Speaker 2: Oh really.
Speaker 1: So if you're if you dream of very still water,
Speaker 1: it means you're calm and you feel good inside. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you dream of like rough oceans or crazy waves.
Speaker 1: I used to dream about tidal waves all the time.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, you got some issues going on,
Speaker 1: you're trying to get, you know, work through.
Speaker 2: It in your Am I just a ba humbug type guy.
Speaker 2: If I don't believe in dreams meaning anything, yes, I am.
Speaker 2: I am. There's something to it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I mean it's whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh I mean there's definitely. Yes, of course, there's a
Speaker 2: connection to your your thoughts. I just mean when dreams,
Speaker 2: when you dream a strology, Yeah, there's going to be
Speaker 2: an earthquake tomorrow because you're dreamt your grandpa had the farts.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh that's different. Yeah, it's like almost old wives tales.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. That's why people get remarried.
Speaker 1: Because those old wives, and most of them all their
Speaker 1: ex wives, are always telling tales. Oh, the corner harvest
Speaker 1: has to come in sooner this year.
Speaker 2: Shut up, I'm submitting papers to you. Is that what
Speaker 2: it's called?
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you get divorced, yeah yeah, yeah. Oh, any
Speaker 1: divorce questions also come here to Los Angeles. That's where
Speaker 1: all your divorce dreams can come true.
Speaker 2: Just stop by any SCOPA station and they will. They
Speaker 2: will null the fuck out of your marriage.
Speaker 1: They will know you.
Speaker 2: Last night was fun at the Hollywood Improvisation.
Speaker 1: Oh, we did have a good time doing not improvised
Speaker 1: but of course rehearsed comedy.
Speaker 2: We have come upon a cul de sac of sorts
Speaker 2: with what can only be described as pee wee Herman's house.
Speaker 1: This is a week it's We're at the end of
Speaker 1: a cul de sac that I didn't know was the
Speaker 1: dead end street. And at the end there's just a little, fake,
Speaker 1: tiny child's house with a red front door.
Speaker 2: I think little people live there, I hope.
Speaker 1: So they have to live somewhere.
Speaker 2: Oh do you hope that they are little people with
Speaker 2: peebe Herman suits. I just like miniatures. I'm not making Okay,
Speaker 2: now it seems like I'm not making fun of little people.
Speaker 1: It's a good vision.
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I enjoy a tiny clothes and dollhouses. I
Speaker 2: guess I'm going smaller than actual human life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not doing little people.
Speaker 2: I want a pee wee Herman suit that is the
Speaker 2: size of my finger.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, finger puppets.
Speaker 2: I used to when I was a kid. The family
Speaker 2: would gather around. This was the only performance of mine.
Speaker 2: They really everyone supported, and I would give shows puppet
Speaker 2: shows from behind the table, which is funny because it
Speaker 2: was a glass table and you could just see me
Speaker 2: behind it.
Speaker 1: There's no curtain or any kind.
Speaker 2: Of leg no, just a big piece of glass. Which
Speaker 2: many times we also had a cat poll that was
Speaker 2: the kind that is just wedged between the ceiling and
Speaker 2: floor and like a carpeted thing, yeah scratch post yep
Speaker 2: covering cart, and the cat would run to the top
Speaker 2: and there's a little crows and ass and he'd lay
Speaker 2: there and sometimes the whole thing had just come careening
Speaker 2: down onto the glass table and the cat would fly
Speaker 2: through shattered glass. Yes, and come out unscathed. Because cats,
Speaker 2: I know what they say about cat Yeah, it's land
Speaker 2: on their feet and they can do it nine times
Speaker 2: before they're dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And they can work a pole like the like
Speaker 1: the oldest stripper in town.
Speaker 2: Like my ex wife. I was trying to do an
Speaker 2: old wife like my old wife.
Speaker 1: Arn it you were doing to bring it back.
Speaker 2: This is one of those episodes where I tell I'm
Speaker 2: just personally going to need a little warm up.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 1: Oh well, then let's drive and drive. We have to
Speaker 1: go back down there anyway.
Speaker 2: I need all the more time for me to warm
Speaker 2: up a little.
Speaker 1: But we we were just saying that we did the
Speaker 1: show last night.
Speaker 2: Improvisation.
Speaker 1: Chris did a set. I did a set with Jorond Davis,
Speaker 1: who I do songs with. Yes, someone was there when
Speaker 1: Matt McCarthy was introducing Chris. Matt mentioned the podcast and
Speaker 1: someone cheered for it, And we don't know who you are.
Speaker 1: He didn't talk to you afterwards.
Speaker 2: We've rudely left because.
Speaker 1: You're our favorite kind of fan, the kind that also
Speaker 1: rudely leaves and doesn't talk to us.
Speaker 2: That is my favorite.
Speaker 1: I mean to be honest, It.
Speaker 2: Is interesting to me because we've all experienced the people
Speaker 2: that get a little too close and it's uncomfortable because
Speaker 2: they appreciate you, but then they're talking close to your face.
Speaker 2: Next thing you know, they go in for a move.
Speaker 1: They're grabbing you and maybe drawing you into the back
Speaker 1: of the van.
Speaker 2: Half the time they steal your wallet. But it's the
Speaker 2: fan who just says I'm totally coming to your show.
Speaker 2: And then you don't see them, and you're like, well,
Speaker 2: we're'd that one person that I put on the list.
Speaker 2: Where'd they go? And after the show, nowhere to be
Speaker 2: seen in your hair? You go home and they're like,
Speaker 2: I loved the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Susie Ruz, she's on Twitter. She said she was
Speaker 1: there and she loved it. I didn't talk to her,
Speaker 1: did I. My fear is there were women in when
Speaker 1: during our set, which was at the end, so everyone
Speaker 1: was kind of tired. It was at midnight.
Speaker 2: Basically, there was.
Speaker 1: A table full of women who were fully It looked
Speaker 1: like when I looked out, it looked like we were
Speaker 1: interrupting their Friday night card party.
Speaker 2: I can't believe. Why do people go to comedy clubs
Speaker 2: to do that?
Speaker 1: And spend so much money. But I think it's like,
Speaker 1: after a while, you've had so many drinks, you're just
Speaker 1: kind of like that. I don't know, this isn't for
Speaker 1: me whatever, But I of course was fixated on it,
Speaker 1: and then only after the show, and at one point
Speaker 1: said something rude after the show realized if there were
Speaker 1: what if it was just the one lady that was
Speaker 1: kind of drunk and the other people were happy, right,
Speaker 1: and maybe even somebody was like one of our listeners
Speaker 1: or people we know from Twitter that like this podcast,
Speaker 1: and I was super rude.
Speaker 2: Well, it's hard. It's hard to make that call. It's
Speaker 2: it's because you can't tell who's talking, but when people
Speaker 2: are interacting, it could have been the four people with
Speaker 2: her going please Susan, yes, please stop talking.
Speaker 1: I beg you, sir god, I learned this story already.
Speaker 2: And then we latch out at that person, Oh you
Speaker 2: have to be talking. But I was trying to make
Speaker 2: Susan stop.
Speaker 1: It's Susan the quick on the office. I didn't even
Speaker 1: want to go out with You're all dayway.
Speaker 2: You're all dead to me because you ended up working
Speaker 2: with Susan. You could have worked somewhere else.
Speaker 1: What we're saying is, quit your job. If there's a
Speaker 1: Susan type in your life, any quit your.
Speaker 2: Job, any Susan, any you're Susie, sus.
Speaker 1: Esque, anyone with an S name, get divorce.
Speaker 2: You know my favorite people people with B names like
Speaker 2: Brandy Posey.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, and we're about to pick her up. Right now.
Speaker 2: We're in front of what might be your house. I
Speaker 2: think it is. It's an undisclosed lokay or maybe it's disclosed.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, I think we're outside. Brandy Posey
Speaker 1: is one of the three hosts of The Lady the
Speaker 1: Lady podcast, which is one of my favorite podcasts.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I wish I haven't I needed Lin the
Speaker 2: more podcasts. Well, I know where they do it. I've
Speaker 2: seen them come out of the building.
Speaker 1: Uh, and I've done it because it's like girl a
Speaker 1: girl power podcast. But they're hilarious, great stand up comics,
Speaker 1: each in their own right. Tests it's I always want
Speaker 1: to say, Test Rafferty, Test Parker, it's Test Barker. I
Speaker 1: don't even know there she is.
Speaker 2: There she is.
Speaker 1: And our beautiful Brandy Posey, who right now has green hair.
Speaker 2: I like it when her hair is. Oh, it's green
Speaker 2: and on one half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at her. There she is, there she is.
Speaker 2: That's Brandy Posey.
Speaker 1: Hi, lady, hey, put the cloth down for me. You're
Speaker 1: in an exactly right car.
Speaker 2: Here's your microphone.
Speaker 1: Hooray, here we go, Brandy Posey. Ladies, thank you, it's
Speaker 1: good to be here, so happy to have you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, y, how are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What were you doing?
Speaker 6: I was just writing with Liz Winstead for the Lady
Speaker 6: Parts Justice stuff nice. So I was writing sketches about abortions,
Speaker 6: funny Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 2: Fun That doesn't Liz Winstead have something to do with
Speaker 2: the beginning of The Daily Show? The starting of it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was one of the co creators and like
Speaker 1: the executive producer.
Speaker 2: For it back in those Killborn days, those memorable kill
Speaker 2: Born days.
Speaker 1: She might have been pre Killborn when it was John
Speaker 1: Stewart the first round.
Speaker 2: You do you think there's people out there that are like,
Speaker 2: I'm a it's not Daily Show without Killborn.
Speaker 1: To me, they're the worst people. But yes, those people,
Speaker 1: don't you mean people at Buffalo Wild Wings?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yes, positive.
Speaker 1: They're out there.
Speaker 2: People that only like tall people. Yeah, that fraction of
Speaker 2: people that just looks for tall With comedy, it's either
Speaker 2: it's either killborn or or Ben. What's that? Never mind,
Speaker 2: there's a tall bag Ben something Ben.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a number of big Ben. You're talking
Speaker 1: about the clock? What I mean? Oh yeah, clock in love.
Speaker 2: That clock did an hour in front of me, and
Speaker 2: I loved every minute of it.
Speaker 1: It's like you're waiting all your life to get set
Speaker 1: up for that joke. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: It's all good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it should have perfect, it should have felt good.
Speaker 2: Well that what is? What is that? Tell us more
Speaker 2: about this project?
Speaker 7: So Lady Parks Justice is it's a website that they
Speaker 7: make videos for different all the different states that have
Speaker 7: really fucked up abortion laws, basically trying to like raise
Speaker 7: awareness and then also make fun of Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 6: Fine, large sure they were working on a trap queen
Speaker 6: parody video when I left, where Lindsey Graham was a
Speaker 6: trap queen.
Speaker 1: It's really fun to learn about what a track queen
Speaker 1: is while writing abortion jokes. I don't know what a
Speaker 1: trap queen is. It's a trap queen.
Speaker 6: It's a really popular song this summer, the rap song
Speaker 6: a trap Queen is a girl that stands by her
Speaker 6: man no matter what.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, so wow and so well.
Speaker 1: Then Lindsey Graham really is a trap cooin. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: is a trap woy. That's no joke. Also, I learned
Speaker 1: the word the word band o B A N d o,
Speaker 1: which is short for abandoned house. Oh so the more
Speaker 1: you know, and it's not no longer do we refer
Speaker 1: to those like the tops that they give out on
Speaker 1: Survivor as a band Those are also bandos. That's B
Speaker 1: A N d e au.
Speaker 2: I see what about that thing you wear in a pageant?
Speaker 1: Uh? Just a banner? That's a that's a You mean like,
Speaker 1: okay this congeniality style? Yes, yeah, okay, your rated movie
Speaker 1: one of the greatest anything.
Speaker 2: Sandy Bullock, I'm on board.
Speaker 1: I cry.
Speaker 2: It sounds like I'm being sarcastic, but I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't allow you to be sarcastic about Sandy's my favorite.
Speaker 1: She's so likable.
Speaker 2: She is when has she ever not been likable?
Speaker 1: She's the greatest. And I just recently watched one of
Speaker 1: her very first movies, which is the one where she's
Speaker 1: the quote unquote ugly scientist, and then they it's called
Speaker 1: Love Postion number nine because they discovered is a love potion.
Speaker 1: It's actually a really satisfying movie in that she starts
Speaker 1: out it's kind of truly ugly, and it's the rule
Speaker 1: if you feel like you might not be that tractive,
Speaker 1: go get your eyebrows done, because that really is kind
Speaker 1: of lynch hits everything. Am I right?
Speaker 6: If exhibiting, but I will say you want them done
Speaker 6: by like a Russian or like an Eastern European woman.
Speaker 2: Right, like who you want to do your eyebrow hopefully
Speaker 2: in like a music filled montage saying yes, where she
Speaker 2: also takes off your paint covered overall.
Speaker 1: Yes and gives you caps on their terriblety.
Speaker 2: The guy that wrote that movie and also wrote Dirty
Speaker 2: Rotten Scoundrels and The Money Pit, I think, and all
Speaker 2: these movies that are about, maybe with the exception of
Speaker 2: Love Postion number nine, but all these movies they are
Speaker 2: about horrible splits and divorces and people being scandalous to
Speaker 2: each other. I sat next to him on a plane
Speaker 2: back when they did the last Aspen Festival, Yeah, and
Speaker 2: we just were talking. He said, I used to make movies.
Speaker 2: I haven't made a successful movie since the early nineties,
Speaker 2: but still writing. And he was so bitter and angry,
Speaker 2: and every woman that got on the plane he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I used to date her. She just bat shit, she's
Speaker 2: an idiot. Oh that guy, see that guy? He stole
Speaker 2: from it, Like he knew all these Aspen people that
Speaker 2: are all rich people. It's like, there's a gold digger.
Speaker 2: She just moved there and she's married three different friends
Speaker 2: of mine. He was so angry, but I'm still he
Speaker 2: was interesting, and I was like, I can't believe you
Speaker 2: wrote dirty rotten scoundrels and apparently was just about him.
Speaker 2: But he then he went to the show and sent
Speaker 2: me a long email saying different things I could do
Speaker 2: better in my comedy.
Speaker 1: Oh so he's the best person on the planet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the best.
Speaker 1: I wonder why his movies aren't getting made anymore. That's interesting.
Speaker 1: Was he wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 6: Imagine all the writers in the nineties like wore a
Speaker 6: little wan.
Speaker 2: He totally yes, I guarantee. I can't remember if he was,
Speaker 2: but he I guarantee. He owns many many Tommy Bahama.
Speaker 6: Real punche and a Bahama on top of it.
Speaker 1: I really did love. Most of the movies that you
Speaker 1: named The Good The Money Pit used to make us
Speaker 1: cry and laughing.
Speaker 2: There's a huge one that I'm missing that I don't know. Well,
Speaker 2: is it like a It's very much like Wore the Roses?
Speaker 1: He made that Oh that's depressing.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but they're all about people turning on each
Speaker 2: other yea. And all he was the stories about people
Speaker 2: that used to be in his life and he now hated.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, wow, I think you're a walking version
Speaker 2: of your latest script.
Speaker 1: Write what you know?
Speaker 6: Does life imitate art? Is art imitate life?
Speaker 2: Have Brandy? Have you ever written a script? I know
Speaker 2: you're writing. I have.
Speaker 6: I have like three quarters of a script that is
Speaker 6: written like a motion picture motion picture script.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: My writing partner, she lives in Salt Lake now though,
Speaker 6: so it's kind of hard to I really want to
Speaker 6: finish this thing, but she has horrible ad D and
Speaker 6: is in love and it's like, oh.
Speaker 1: Difficult to pin her down to finish. It's distance put
Speaker 1: any of that into the script. Uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: One of the characters is becoming more and more like
Speaker 6: her as I go back and look at things, and
Speaker 6: it'll finish sooner or later.
Speaker 2: I suppose everyone writes together differently. I've never really had
Speaker 2: a long term writing partner, but it seems like a
Speaker 2: lot of people just write a little bit and then
Speaker 2: you send it to the other person and you can
Speaker 2: maybe do that. Yeah, I just want you guys to
Speaker 2: work it out. I'm giving suggestions.
Speaker 1: I want you to break it off.
Speaker 6: When the script is over, it will be that's kind
Speaker 6: of you know.
Speaker 2: Well, you announced it here and I hope she's listening. No,
Speaker 2: you re.
Speaker 1: Non specific named said I have an idea for a script. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you want me to say what it is? Do
Speaker 1: you want to say what it is? He wants to
Speaker 1: steal It is about robots again, it's my it's my
Speaker 1: new robot idea. Okay, different than the old rob idea. No,
Speaker 1: let's brainstorm it. Let's really beat it out. But don't
Speaker 1: you think if I say it and it's recorded and
Speaker 1: timestamped and that that's in some way a way of
Speaker 1: marking intellectual the fat.
Speaker 6: You will steal it.
Speaker 1: This will be his Comedy Central pilot. Whatever you say
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: For God's sake, If that's I don't even talk about
Speaker 2: the guy because I feel uncomfortable with what I said.
Speaker 2: It's a guy that goes by the name the fat Jew.
Speaker 2: I would never never say that. It felt weird coming out,
Speaker 2: but that's the name of.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true. If you don't know what Chris
Speaker 1: is talking about, that was a shockingly racist moment. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: new levels on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Everyone tweeting about it. I'm like, wow, out of context,
Speaker 2: that seemed like, yeah, you guys, the fat Jew is
Speaker 2: a thief. Nobody everyone, It's like, easy gut.
Speaker 6: It needs a little bit of context for like the
Speaker 6: non comedy nerds, just like casually following people on Twitter,
Speaker 6: just like all the comedians just became super racist over that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're calling each other. They're just calling all large
Speaker 2: Jewish people teeth.
Speaker 6: Yeah, anyway, all Jewish, all fat Jewish people share one
Speaker 6: Twitter handle together.
Speaker 2: So it's a it's a big conspiracy. They're all one handle.
Speaker 1: But again, that's how they run Hollywood through the one
Speaker 1: rip off Twitter, Instagram.
Speaker 2: D Yeah, and they're getting famous off.
Speaker 1: It's really funny. I like watching stuff like that on
Speaker 1: Twitter because when that first started to bubble up, it
Speaker 1: was like one person here and there being like this
Speaker 1: is bullshit and posting their tweet that was posted two
Speaker 1: years ago and got literally like five thousand faves or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then the fat you re retweeting it and getting
Speaker 1: like ten thousand or whatever, and just to know it's exact,
Speaker 1: exact ripoff.
Speaker 2: There's no no punctuation. It's a literal cutting.
Speaker 1: It's so shameless.
Speaker 2: Not literal. I guess he would have to get scansors
Speaker 2: and glue. But yeah, it's a total cutting, paste, full.
Speaker 1: On, full on paste.
Speaker 6: I just don't know what happens to you as a
Speaker 6: child to make you that person as an adult.
Speaker 2: Make it okay? You a lot?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh have you seen a picture of one this
Speaker 1: shitty haircut, I mean the pony tail, like a straight up.
Speaker 6: Me yeah style, and then like a shaved around it.
Speaker 1: All of it's just awful. There's a little like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got like partial beginnings of pay us on each side,
Speaker 1: the little PAOs, the little curls orthodox juice, but they're long.
Speaker 1: I mean they you.
Speaker 2: Know, I might as well be yelling it out out
Speaker 2: of context because I don't know that I'm clearly what's
Speaker 2: his pos you speak of? Oh, I guess I've seen
Speaker 2: that in picture books.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, he's it's really bad. I will be very
Speaker 1: interested to see what happens because he is getting signed
Speaker 1: to CIA. Those people are so sensitive to social media stuff,
Speaker 1: I mean. And also what like there was a there
Speaker 1: was a thin part of the article talking about, oh,
Speaker 1: he has ideas he's going to try to sell to
Speaker 1: Comedy Central, and it's just like this is it's so
Speaker 1: beyond I mean, who what ideas would he have if
Speaker 1: he's stolen everything?
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly how do you not get sued? Like, how
Speaker 6: do you not how are you able to clear anything
Speaker 6: that he thinks that he brings to.
Speaker 1: You or even yeah, like even if it's brand new
Speaker 1: and he's like, well here's my idea. He got there
Speaker 1: on the backs of everybody else being funny. So he's
Speaker 1: unproven unless he's a total sociopath. That's is really probably true.
Speaker 1: It's probably true that he's a total sociopath.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's true.
Speaker 1: Being super okay with stealing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think he cares. Look at that skateboard.
Speaker 2: I know it's a pull on. It's very very very
Speaker 2: against the law eskatee there, but of course it's just
Speaker 2: a building that looks like a skateboard.
Speaker 1: It's superior court, Yes, the most against you got.
Speaker 2: You skate there for five minutes and then you walk
Speaker 2: right into the courtroom and they go ahead and give
Speaker 2: you your ticket. It's a nice system they out.
Speaker 1: There, very convenient.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is one stop legal.
Speaker 1: This is a fascinating shop part of town.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: We're in kytown right now, right, I think so. But
Speaker 1: it's this weird street. Like we just went by castles Burgers,
Speaker 1: which I've never seen, I've only heard of.
Speaker 2: Here's a park that's going to be it's not even packed. No,
Speaker 2: that's a nice park day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's too hot.
Speaker 6: It's becoming a nice park day. The sun is past zenith.
Speaker 1: Oh man, is it hot, Brandy? Are you a hot
Speaker 1: weather person? No?
Speaker 6: I mean I I prefer I like the dry heat
Speaker 6: of California. If I have to be in the heat,
Speaker 6: I like a I like a sixty five degree day.
Speaker 1: I like a hoodie day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 1: I love a hoodie day.
Speaker 2: You got you are a hoodie person. I've seen you
Speaker 2: wear many a hoodie.
Speaker 1: I just love a hoodie.
Speaker 6: I mean, that's like one of the most underrated inventions of.
Speaker 1: The last years. Right easily, I would say it's not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my favorite hoodie that I have. It's a Fat
Speaker 2: Records hoodie, which makes me think of how fat Mic
Speaker 2: from Fat Records took a picture of your car. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: and he said what did he say?
Speaker 6: He said, if this is the he's like ugliest car
Speaker 6: ever hashtag tech rose in San Francisco because I was.
Speaker 6: I was up in San Francisco and the fact that
Speaker 6: I found that, let me tell you how I found it.
Speaker 6: I was like, had insomnia. I was on Instagram at
Speaker 6: like four in the morning. No one told you, no,
Speaker 6: no one told me. I was on Instagram. I was
Speaker 6: scrolling through my feed. I happened to come across fat
Speaker 6: Mic and I have never done this before, but I
Speaker 6: was like, let's do what fat MIC's been up to.
Speaker 6: So I opened up his page and then my car
Speaker 6: was looking at me, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, wait a minute, did I mess up?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I you never.
Speaker 2: Did, like want something at the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: I was like, did I forget how the world works?
Speaker 6: You know, like when something is so out of place
Speaker 6: that you're like, no, I'm wrong, Yes, I'm.
Speaker 1: Wrong about it. My eyes deceive me. Now what describe
Speaker 1: your car so people understand what that's.
Speaker 6: So my car has a murals painted on both sides
Speaker 6: of it. On one side it has a blink and
Speaker 6: fighting a t rection space, and on the other side
Speaker 6: is a fire breathing Brendan Fraser.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of looks like Richard Nixon, but it's
Speaker 1: supposed to be Brendan Fraser.
Speaker 6: And the Brendan Fraser side is the one that Fat
Speaker 6: Mike posted and I tweeted. I tweeted at him and
Speaker 6: was like, hey, it makes you feel any better. I'm
Speaker 6: like a touring comic and a tech nerd. Yeah, a
Speaker 6: big fan of your stuff. And he never responded, and
Speaker 6: I was like, oh man, it felt like you should have.
Speaker 2: Right, and you are a fan of his stuff.
Speaker 1: I am. I love I love that Mike. I love
Speaker 1: everything that he does.
Speaker 2: Maybe he just missed it. Maybe you should send it again.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it should just repost it. Just posting it, yeah constantly.
Speaker 6: I just the fact that I found it was so
Speaker 6: crazy because I never I've never looked through his feed before.
Speaker 2: That I thought for sure someone told you about it,
Speaker 2: and you're you're like.
Speaker 6: Okay, no, no, and then the crazy party is like
Speaker 6: later that weekend, I drive for Lyft to make money
Speaker 6: because you can't make money doing comedy in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I picked up a girl that lives in the.
Speaker 6: Same building as Fat Mic and it came up organically,
Speaker 6: and then I told her about it, and she like
Speaker 6: looked it up and she was like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna tell him. I know that I rode in that
Speaker 1: car the next time I see him. So I kind
Speaker 1: of want to take like five years.
Speaker 6: And just have a bunch of people just that I know,
Speaker 6: whenever they see Fat Mike mention it so like there's
Speaker 6: a climactic build of some kind.
Speaker 1: Taylor Dane, Yes, exactly exactly. But then you should kill
Speaker 1: him right once. You I mean, he's killing yourself.
Speaker 2: That Yeah, yeah, you have to kill him. You got to.
Speaker 1: I could killed I could kill Fatmike.
Speaker 2: You have to do I mean, I could kill that,
Speaker 2: make him, make him sprint.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not good to himself.
Speaker 2: He got a tick.
Speaker 1: I don't know who he is.
Speaker 6: He's the leadinger of No Effects, No Effects, the founder
Speaker 6: of Fat Records, and he's quite truly fat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he lost a little. It's not as fat as
Speaker 2: he used to.
Speaker 1: More drug bloat. It should be drug bloat Mike, I
Speaker 1: think is what his name should be.
Speaker 2: That fat even not during the Quintoessential album White Trash
Speaker 2: two heaps into Bean, which is as hard for me
Speaker 2: to say it's the fat Joe. He never he was
Speaker 2: never that fat. He was as fat as the fat Jew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, I can't stop saying it. That is also
Speaker 1: not that fat. No, he's a husky. But he is
Speaker 1: taking himself as ludicrous looking as possible, which I worry
Speaker 1: about people like that.
Speaker 2: If he just had a nice haircut and wrote his
Speaker 2: own jokes.
Speaker 1: And didn't wear tank tops, such a sweet boy. Just
Speaker 1: know if you can wear a tank top or not? No,
Speaker 1: just don't. Yeah, But then it's I think that's why
Speaker 1: so many people are embracing him, separate from knowing that
Speaker 1: he's a total cheater. Steeler is like a look at body,
Speaker 1: excepting that Fatoo's to be a model. Like people think
Speaker 1: that's funny in and of itself, kind of not knowing
Speaker 1: the context.
Speaker 2: I think again, if you speaking a context, if you
Speaker 2: just Jew is a guy who named himself that comedically,
Speaker 2: that is an Internet sensation through the theft of other people's.
Speaker 6: Uh, he's more of an idea.
Speaker 1: He's more of a curvy Jew.
Speaker 2: I think he's a whole jew.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, he's a full figure jew, kind
Speaker 6: of zofti jew.
Speaker 1: He's very like a pin up jew. Yeah. Just now,
Speaker 1: how is your podcast Going Lady to Lady? Very popular podcast?
Speaker 1: Are you also on All Things Comedy? Oh no, we're
Speaker 1: a Maximum Fun Oh Max, that's right ival network. But
Speaker 1: we all get along.
Speaker 2: Yes, we are frequent Max funners. Yeah. Yeah, I saw
Speaker 2: you coming out of the building one day. Wait meet
Speaker 2: or Karen the whole, all the lady, the Lady, the whole.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, that's we just passed a Max Fun headquarters.
Speaker 2: Actually, yes we did.
Speaker 1: I love that building. It's gorgeous, so cool. It has
Speaker 1: a really awesome view of the MacArthur Park Lake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you squint, you can't see the three
Speaker 2: or four dead bodies that is laying openly day.
Speaker 1: But if you focus just right, you can witness many
Speaker 1: many drug transactions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, transactions, and a couple sexual transactions. Yeah, you want
Speaker 2: whatever kind of transaction in your mind.
Speaker 6: That's where my co host, one of my hosts, test Barker,
Speaker 6: she got her fake I D there. Recently she tested
Speaker 6: out a fake ID because so Testa loves Britney Spears
Speaker 6: And of course the story starts there yeah, and Vegas,
Speaker 6: Brittany and Vegas was having a Brittany Day and if
Speaker 6: your name was Brittany, you got to go to the
Speaker 6: show for free, which means a test marker got a
Speaker 6: fake ID making her a Britney.
Speaker 2: Yes she did.
Speaker 1: She chose the name Britney Murphy.
Speaker 6: Nice and she made her birthday for twenty and she
Speaker 6: took four years off for actual age, which was really
Speaker 6: great and it's it's the fakeust idea ever.
Speaker 1: But she like got her idea at MacArthur Park.
Speaker 2: Did it work? Did she go?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it worked.
Speaker 6: It worked, And there were a bunch of Brittany's and
Speaker 6: like a couple of the Brittany's were really smug about
Speaker 6: theirs being spelled the same way as Britney spears and
Speaker 6: some of the other and it.
Speaker 1: Was like a little bit of a point of contention.
Speaker 2: Wait there was other people also getting freaked fake Britney IDs.
Speaker 1: No, there were real Britney's at the console. At the console,
Speaker 1: that's when Tess was interacting with the fifteen year old girls.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, she was definitely the oldest. Frequently Lady to
Speaker 6: the Lady does a bunch of stuff where we are
Speaker 6: the oldest girl or boy at an.
Speaker 1: Event, which is hilarious.
Speaker 6: Like Barbara and I went to a Taco Bell house
Speaker 6: party because we got an email for it. What and
Speaker 6: the only other people there were eighteen year old boys
Speaker 6: to thirty year old limitted a bunch of eighteen year
Speaker 6: old boy so great that we had a bunch of
Speaker 6: numbers room. So Taco Bell took over this house and
Speaker 6: they like they had a s'mores pit, and they had
Speaker 6: a bunch of They had a mechanical bull in the backyard,
Speaker 6: and they had this one room of just black canvases
Speaker 6: and you could tag it up with paint.
Speaker 2: Markers with the Taco Bell.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you just like bite bite the top off of
Speaker 6: a burrito and just were like writing on the canvases with.
Speaker 2: A seven layer up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They had they had a silent disco room too.
Speaker 1: Have you seen those?
Speaker 2: No, We're like I have, I've gotten to a silent
Speaker 2: disco party.
Speaker 6: Yeah, how did you like this? The silent disco is
Speaker 6: basically where you wear headphones headphones, Yeah, and then it's
Speaker 6: like in this room, there were two DJs, so you
Speaker 6: could listen to one of two stations.
Speaker 1: So half of the room was dancing to two different things.
Speaker 2: And then and then if you take them off in silence,
Speaker 2: you can just watch everyone dance to nothing. And that's
Speaker 2: what makes it kind of interesting. So I periodically was
Speaker 2: taking mine off. Yeah, and just watching people dance to
Speaker 2: no music is a pretty surreal.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well yeah, it's all this all spells drugs to me.
Speaker 1: It felt very drugs. It's a very druggy I.
Speaker 2: Mean taco bell to me, it was like when I
Speaker 2: went to the to my silent disco party. It was
Speaker 2: it was the most sober. It was almost like board
Speaker 2: game night. Actually yeah, people weren't tripping out over it.
Speaker 2: They were just like, wow, this is stimulating on a
Speaker 2: human level. Well, let's all drive home sober.
Speaker 1: It was all very somber dancing. It's not smiling.
Speaker 2: I know what you're thinking, Karen, And you think it
Speaker 2: sounds because I went there very hesitantly. I'm like, what,
Speaker 2: I don't get it, But right away I.
Speaker 1: Got it and you're into it.
Speaker 6: I kept hoping that like there was gonna be in
Speaker 6: the silent disco room, there was just gonna be people
Speaker 6: just like farting unrepentantly because of the.
Speaker 2: Oh they just think that no one can hear them.
Speaker 1: Factory.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was funny because it was when the grillers
Speaker 6: came out of Taco Bell and they were handing them
Speaker 6: out on like platters, and uh me and Barbara kept
Speaker 6: grabbing them and then going around the corner of the
Speaker 6: house to eat because or less, like.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna be seen. They're not taking photos or
Speaker 1: video be fucking eating Taco Bell this party, that's not
Speaker 1: gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny all the same way. I don't even
Speaker 2: like it when you're eating with someone and they're looking
Speaker 2: at you.
Speaker 1: It's worse right, I've hurt your eyes.
Speaker 6: The self confidence it takes to eat a sandwich around
Speaker 6: a stranger is just seriously, I.
Speaker 1: Don't understand it. I have a big sandwich when you
Speaker 1: have to like get it all around your mouth. And
Speaker 1: also I use a thousand napkins because maybe and maybe
Speaker 1: it's I'm just so like my hands are two in
Speaker 1: my food like a raccoon. But it's when someone else
Speaker 1: is there, it's like, why aren't you.
Speaker 2: Using this many I've relationships because of a doll up
Speaker 2: of mayonnaise on the corner of so Much Mountain. It's
Speaker 2: like you take that trash to someone else's friendship.
Speaker 1: No serious disgusting, especially mayonnaise. But wait where you talk
Speaker 1: about house, we know what it is exactly.
Speaker 6: It was like a house in like Highland Park. It
Speaker 6: was like a super cool house and they rented the
Speaker 6: whole thing and it was like three hundred eighteen year
Speaker 6: old boys and then the two of us and like
Speaker 6: we got there a.
Speaker 1: Little lip, as my cousin Eileen used to say, a
Speaker 1: little lip.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we looked like the mothers of these children.
Speaker 6: So we we're all very awkward. Like it was funny
Speaker 6: because when we first got there, we got there like
Speaker 6: an hour early because we were like, oh shit, like
Speaker 6: there's gonna be a crazy line, but there was not.
Speaker 1: We were like the fifth people online.
Speaker 6: So then the best part was having a lot of
Speaker 6: children come and stand behind us.
Speaker 1: So we were like kind of talking to kids in line,
Speaker 1: just being like what's up. Yeah, we love Taco.
Speaker 6: Bell too, and like they did not want to talk
Speaker 6: to us, which was fine.
Speaker 2: You were cool. Look an eighteen year old, when you're
Speaker 2: approachable to an eighteen year old.
Speaker 1: I liked to right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: So I live in a trailer park in Eagle Rock
Speaker 6: and it is right next to a school for children
Speaker 6: for like a musical, like hippie school or whatever, and
Speaker 6: there's all of rock. Yeah, it's basically a school of rock,
Speaker 6: except with all cellos. So a school of not rock, school.
Speaker 2: Of rock modern not. Yeah.
Speaker 6: And if I had known the name, and I like
Speaker 6: try to go, I try to go out of my
Speaker 6: way to be as eccentric as possible whenever I leave
Speaker 6: the house and the children are on their lunch breaks,
Speaker 6: because they like sit in my neighborhood and they will
Speaker 6: like eat eat stuff from the neighborhood, like sitting right
Speaker 6: outside of my house. So I frequently will like walk
Speaker 6: my dog into Moo moo and like wear my hair
Speaker 6: up in a pompa door and just try to be
Speaker 6: like the crazy trailer park lady that is next. I
Speaker 6: want to be like an urban legend to this school. Yes,
Speaker 6: it's like my is like my goal over time.
Speaker 1: That's a good goal. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love that you live there, that school, and I
Speaker 2: love that you're living a trailer park.
Speaker 6: It's awesome, man, it's I We bought our house for
Speaker 6: a homeowner.
Speaker 1: In Los Angeles. You guys, you are Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 6: We own our house and it's the price of a
Speaker 6: nice car, which is crazy, and we have like it's
Speaker 6: two bedrooms, we have a central air, we have washer
Speaker 6: dryer in our place.
Speaker 2: It's one of those modern trailers that's really like a
Speaker 2: storage unit that's been.
Speaker 6: No, it's like a prefab home. It's not like, it's
Speaker 6: not like an RV. It's like a like a prefab house,
Speaker 6: like a double wide kind of.
Speaker 2: It's so cool. And in your neighbor there are probably
Speaker 2: trailers with wheels on them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a couple. There's a couple. I mean, like
Speaker 6: the trailer park is actually really small. There's only like
Speaker 6: thirty two lots or something like that. So the like
Speaker 6: even across the street and to the left of me
Speaker 6: are like real, actual houses. So it's funny because like
Speaker 6: the average price for houses in our neighborhood is like
Speaker 6: three quarters of a million dollars. And then we were
Speaker 6: like when we moved in, I was like.
Speaker 1: We're frauds. It's hilarious. I don't know how we pulled
Speaker 1: this up. So cool, that's amazing. I was an s grow.
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop laughing about it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be a real fat jew right now and
Speaker 2: tell someone else's joke. The name is Jimmy Jimmy Winfield
Speaker 2: and it changed it to Jimmy Roulette. Okay, here's this joke. Okay,
Speaker 2: my wife and I went out to look at some trailers.
Speaker 2: I went to the mobile park to check out some trailers.
Speaker 2: And the guy when I said, yeah, we're here to
Speaker 2: look at some of your trailers, he acted like a
Speaker 2: spit in his face. He said they are trailers, they're
Speaker 2: manufactured homes. And so he said, well, today's my lucky
Speaker 2: day because you manufactured these homes to look just like trailers.
Speaker 2: The end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it wrong.
Speaker 2: I did it bad. No, I did the joke bad.
Speaker 6: My trailer park jove to see him do it?
Speaker 1: Look him up?
Speaker 2: Sorry, what was his name?
Speaker 1: Jimmy.
Speaker 2: I think he's a prison guard now.
Speaker 1: Jimmy Roulette is in Austin's.
Speaker 2: He was in Austin. Yeah, he's still in Austin. I
Speaker 2: think he was doing very well and he is managed
Speaker 2: by Rich Miller, and he was getting all this heat
Speaker 2: and I don't know if he's still doing stand up.
Speaker 2: I think he like literally went and became a prison guard.
Speaker 1: That's a intense job training.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're ready.
Speaker 1: I guess the opposite actually of what he was doing before.
Speaker 2: It depends on what clubs you're going to. Crackers in Indianapolis.
Speaker 1: He has a captive audience now.
Speaker 4: Knows what she's doing.
Speaker 2: We should all be on at midnight right now?
Speaker 1: Can you make that happen?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let me ask for a twelve time to
Speaker 2: no avail.
Speaker 1: This would be a really great panel. Chris Hardwick, if
Speaker 1: you're listening, yeah, he's not man's.
Speaker 6: Let's just go sit at his table at the diner
Speaker 6: that he hangs out all the time.
Speaker 2: It's enough for me that people just went out of
Speaker 2: one hundred people still call me Chris Hardwick. That's enough.
Speaker 1: That is pretty nice. It's nice, you know, you get
Speaker 1: a little something at the end of the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's at Can I tell you guys that I uh
Speaker 1: and driving to the dog park the other day, saw
Speaker 1: a grown man like over fifty fall off of his bike.
Speaker 1: It just reminds me that because that guy's walking, that
Speaker 1: guy's very reasonably walking his bike across the intersection. I
Speaker 1: don't know how he did it because I wasn't looking.
Speaker 1: I was like looking at my dog in the rear
Speaker 1: view mirror, and then when I looked forward, there was
Speaker 1: a kind of an old guy getting up off the
Speaker 1: ground and like kind of like had to push his
Speaker 1: wake across the street. And I truly like when he
Speaker 1: stood up, I pretended I needed to look at something
Speaker 1: over my other shoulders, so that he thought I didn't
Speaker 1: see it because it.
Speaker 2: Was that weiggling because you were laughing.
Speaker 1: No, I was like, oh man, I was super bummed
Speaker 1: out for him.
Speaker 2: I was Dyton, Ohio. Let's all swap laughing at people
Speaker 2: falling stories. I was in Dayton, Ohio, and some guy
Speaker 2: was carrying bags of ice and like just holding it
Speaker 2: by the top, and one of them had a tear
Speaker 2: in it or something, and it ripped open, and as
Speaker 2: the ice dropped, he just dove and landed on all
Speaker 2: this ice but slid on his stomach like he was
Speaker 2: at a water park and it and he mad, and
Speaker 2: it happened right in front of me, and I didn't
Speaker 2: have time to turn my head. I just laughed with
Speaker 2: a full eye contact. I should have just pointed I
Speaker 2: was so funny.
Speaker 1: It's so good, And I think usually I'm the foller
Speaker 1: and that's why I don't I have that too, tip
Speaker 1: because I've done so much falling in my life. So
Speaker 1: my classic one is falling in the crosswalk in New
Speaker 1: York City, back when I was still drinking. I was
Speaker 1: holding a calzone on a paper plate and I fell
Speaker 1: down crossing.
Speaker 2: The street, and so you landed on the col zone
Speaker 2: and every thing shot out the side.
Speaker 1: No, no, it fell down straight down on the plate.
Speaker 1: I got up and the colzone was never hit the ground,
Speaker 1: so I picked it back up.
Speaker 2: Was like this.
Speaker 1: I was ship faced out of my mind. But what
Speaker 1: had happened was I had split my pants from the
Speaker 1: knees up to the crotch on both sides, so I
Speaker 1: to walk home. Yes, it was like I was like,
Speaker 1: I looked like a solid gold dancer. My pants were split,
Speaker 1: so as I walked, they would just kind of go
Speaker 1: open clothes, open clothes. As I walk up the street.
Speaker 2: Realized as you finished your cal zone that you invented
Speaker 2: a new ventilated pant system.
Speaker 1: And maybe less calzones would have made it so that
Speaker 1: I didn't they wouldn't have ripped.
Speaker 2: So let's take a moment of silence for all the
Speaker 2: fallen calzones. Andy, what's your falling down story? Have you
Speaker 2: ever watched theone fall down and laughed at them yourself?
Speaker 6: The story that pops to mind is On a New
Speaker 6: Year's Eve, many many moons ago, I was going to
Speaker 6: go see the Pie Tasters play at the nine thirty
Speaker 6: Club in DC.
Speaker 1: I love them.
Speaker 6: They're a great sky band. And I was passing. It's
Speaker 6: in like a shitty part of town, and I was
Speaker 6: passing a bunch of homeless guys, two of which were
Speaker 6: dressed like the dirtiest Santa claus as you've ever seen,
Speaker 6: and I like looked at them and laughed, and then
Speaker 6: I looked forward and I tripped on the biggest piece
Speaker 6: of asphalt and I like scraped up both of my
Speaker 6: knees really bad. And I was just like, okay, Karma,
Speaker 6: this is what I get.
Speaker 2: Is exactly what I get.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just immediately just full out laughing at like two
Speaker 6: homeless guys were just like I was cold, and there
Speaker 6: was a Santa suit.
Speaker 1: And then I went into the.
Speaker 6: Club and I was wearing like a cherry dress because
Speaker 6: that's what you do at a show, and really a
Speaker 6: four hundred pound bouncer with the biggest gauges that I've
Speaker 6: ever seen he patched up my knees for me.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, ye what with patches that he had?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I sewed. He sewed some aforming and I said,
Speaker 1: keep on trucking. It was pretty cool for a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks until they scabbed.
Speaker 2: Out, until my body rejected them.
Speaker 1: They never fully fused to my knees.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's so hard to use fabric patches as epidermis.
Speaker 1: Somebody get on that scientist.
Speaker 2: Maybe you could invent something.
Speaker 1: I saw a little girl in my grammar school. This
Speaker 1: is the worst falling down story, but best because in
Speaker 1: my grammar school, the whole playground was like at a
Speaker 1: probably forty five degree slant, and when you walked in,
Speaker 1: there was a little weird patch of asphalt that went over.
Speaker 1: It was like a little you just kind of walked
Speaker 1: down hill as you walked onto the playground, and all
Speaker 1: the eighth graders stood around on the left right as
Speaker 1: you walked in. So every all the different grades hung
Speaker 1: out in different spots on the playground. And this girl,
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it. I think she was she was
Speaker 1: one of the Tinny sisters. There was like literally six
Speaker 1: girls in the Tinney family, and she was one of
Speaker 1: the youngest ones. And she truly looked like a little painting.
Speaker 1: She was the cutest little girl and it was free dress,
Speaker 1: so she had brand new Mary Jane's on and she
Speaker 1: hit that patch of asphalt, slipped and landed on her ass,
Speaker 1: and we were all standing there, like all the eighth graders,
Speaker 1: and we all turned and looked and we're like oh.
Speaker 1: And then she got up. She's like, I'm fine, got up,
Speaker 1: stood up, slipped, fell down again, got up, fell down again.
Speaker 1: And she literally did it like four times. And it
Speaker 1: was like at first because at first it was like,
Speaker 1: you know, like eighth grade girls standing around, and by
Speaker 1: like the fourth time, people were like running to her side.
Speaker 1: It was like grammar school nightmare.
Speaker 2: The national anthem at some hockey game. And she keeps
Speaker 2: slipping and falling over and over and she just she
Speaker 2: just quits. She doesn't even finish the song. She just
Speaker 2: takes off and going through the little gate by the
Speaker 2: penalty boxes and slipped again. No, people were like, please
Speaker 2: stop falling. It's it's probably that girl grown up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she a singer.
Speaker 1: She could have been. I could never look at her again.
Speaker 1: I'm a idiot.
Speaker 2: I assumed she was a singer. Since you called them
Speaker 2: the Tiny Sisters, like we all.
Speaker 1: Know them, you know, the sisters from Lawrence will. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they opened for the judge, you know, the Tinny Sisters.
Speaker 6: That's probably a moment that she sees before she goes
Speaker 6: to sleep at night. Still for surely relives that over
Speaker 6: and over again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just and for me and hopefully for everyone listening.
Speaker 1: That's why you have to scuff your new shoes before,
Speaker 1: like since that day which was eighth you know, I
Speaker 1: was thirteen, eighth grade. Anytime I get new shoes, I
Speaker 1: just immediately would walk out in the driveway and walk
Speaker 1: around for like ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1: You got to pre scuff those new shoes, Ladies and John.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's funny because I've always been a
Speaker 2: skateboarder and the scuffing is it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I try to make my scape shoes look as
Speaker 2: good as possible for just a handful of days we don't,
Speaker 2: but I'll let them get dirty through activity. But to
Speaker 2: self scuff, that's just a poser man.
Speaker 1: Well, but that's a different shoe. Yeah, we're talking about
Speaker 1: a hard shoe.
Speaker 6: One of my favorite things to do is Hollywood Boulevard
Speaker 6: when it rains. This is why I'm upside about the drought. Hollywood,
Speaker 6: Bulevard when it rains gets very slick. Yeah, And there's
Speaker 6: nothing better than a Saturday night and a bunch of
Speaker 6: girls and like their little little tiny dresses with their
Speaker 6: gargoyle heels on, just slipping on, slide all over the place.
Speaker 2: You just post up and watch tailbones get broken.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's hilarious that that's some good falling down.
Speaker 1: It's good down.
Speaker 2: Do some version of let the bodies hit the floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you in your own silent disco just watching them
Speaker 1: dance unwittingly dance that.
Speaker 6: I like the I like the kid rock Ball with
Speaker 6: the banged bang diggy, the boogies that up jump the boogie.
Speaker 1: That's always been a favorite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it rolls off the tongue and takes a half minute.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like last night Matt McCarthy is bringing back
Speaker 1: singing Wild Wild West. We were laughing so hard and
Speaker 1: that goddamn an it. The audience laughed the second time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The first time he did it, I thought I thought
Speaker 1: he was going to destroy and they just were staring
Speaker 1: at him, like, we don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I dared him to do it and show a few
Speaker 2: nights ago because he was actually listening to it on
Speaker 2: his phone to make us laugh in the free room.
Speaker 2: It's like I dare you to hold the bike up
Speaker 2: to your phone and play Wild Wildwist and which is
Speaker 2: of course a Will Smith song from the movie Wild
Speaker 2: Wild Blast by the classic film, a movie that Will
Speaker 2: Smith turned down the Matrix to be in.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 2: Will Smith was supposed to.
Speaker 1: Be see Fate. Yes, I'm so glad he wasn't.
Speaker 2: But the audience and they were not the best one
Speaker 2: at the West Side that night. They laughed so hard
Speaker 2: Wild West and its really funny.
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, that song is more fun than
Speaker 1: the Matrix rap you could have written.
Speaker 2: But which would sound like one zero zero one one
Speaker 2: one zero zero one, Take a blue pill, take a
Speaker 2: red pill, binary code. Okay, they got the phone.
Speaker 1: Let's never be done, Let's not ever be done, Let's
Speaker 1: never ever finish. Oh look Karen's garden, guys, my name's
Speaker 1: never in anything.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, what is it?
Speaker 1: Beautiful art gallery?
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful art gallery named after you and Jerkshack.
Speaker 1: It's definitely a Jerkshack.
Speaker 2: Art gallery and jerk massage.
Speaker 1: You gotta get it all taken care of in one
Speaker 1: place in this in the City of Dreams. What are
Speaker 1: your future plans, Brandy, Oh, we're playing your album recording. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm recording my first album on September twentieth.
Speaker 6: At the red Gate Recorders in Highland Park and Karen
Speaker 6: and Drennen will be playing on it.
Speaker 1: That's super fun.
Speaker 2: What is the red Gate Recorders studio situation?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a recording studio that has this really cool
Speaker 6: performance space and I'm like starting to I've done a
Speaker 6: couple of shows there and I'm starting to kind of
Speaker 6: make it a thing, which is cool.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea to be really familiar and comfortable
Speaker 2: in the room.
Speaker 1: Oh that's smart. Yeah, I kin.
Speaker 6: That's when I've been looking for the right place because
Speaker 6: like a lot of people do things that like Nerdiced
Speaker 6: and UCB, and like I am tangentially part of like
Speaker 6: the UCB family because we do Lady there sure, and
Speaker 6: while we do do a picture of this at nerd Melt,
Speaker 6: they don't book me on anything else, so they I
Speaker 6: wasn't gonna give them my album, so.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I'm just gonna create my own
Speaker 1: venue and do absolutely.
Speaker 6: Everything from thatch because I'm stubborn.
Speaker 1: So and that's kind of your way. I like that,
Speaker 1: you know, your pioneer. Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Some thing where I tried with rooftop to just they
Speaker 2: already are set up in all these comedy clubs across
Speaker 2: the country. I tried in Austin, I tried in Cincinnati
Speaker 2: at a place called Go Bananas. I'm like, would do
Speaker 2: two shows and require them and be like, nope, neither
Speaker 2: of those were it. I'm sorry I rased it. Everyone's time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And then finally had them remotely set up at a
Speaker 2: club where I felt comfortable and wanted to be and
Speaker 2: it's the Punchline in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: And there they were just there.
Speaker 2: It's your brain, it's your brain. It's oh you were.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were just up there opening for Janine Grofflow
Speaker 1: and that room. Yeah that's a that's a great room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good feeling and it's so clubbish. Yeah you know,
Speaker 1: it's the real deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love that place. Such nice people too.
Speaker 2: They are nice people. Yeah, I will say something about
Speaker 2: San Francisco, do it. Yes, they need to wake up.
Speaker 2: They are very they are they are woken up and
Speaker 2: they are very aware, and they're very liberal. Of course,
Speaker 2: so much so that they act like there's certain things.
Speaker 2: If you talk about it, they act like they should
Speaker 2: be offended. So they kind of tighten up. If you
Speaker 2: just said mention abortion or something as part of a joke,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I know, that's not funny. So if
Speaker 2: you tighten up like that, you're so liberal that you
Speaker 2: go back to being conservative again. If you're not open
Speaker 2: to listening to a certain thing, it could take that
Speaker 2: specific note as a city.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, it's hard to like when they don't give
Speaker 6: you the benefit of the doubt on any premise and
Speaker 6: you're just like, hey, you liked the last couple of jokes.
Speaker 6: Have I not proven that I'm a decent enough person
Speaker 6: that I'm not going to.
Speaker 1: Say something horrific to you? Yeah, but they just like
Speaker 1: have no trust Sometimes.
Speaker 2: I like where you're somewhere and they are going with
Speaker 2: you on a bunch of jokes and then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, if it's a good enough audience, the audience,
Speaker 2: you know, if all of a sudden a joke doesn't work,
Speaker 2: I'll be like, Wow, they liked everything, but that maybe
Speaker 2: I'll stop doing it. Maybe I'll learn something from these people. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I kind of like it.
Speaker 1: When they're like yes, yes, no, But you know there's
Speaker 1: what's funny too, is like I remember doing a joke.
Speaker 1: This was back when I got married, can't explain it,
Speaker 1: and I had a joke about that. I always said
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get married until everyone can get married, and
Speaker 1: that was right up until someone actually proposed now and
Speaker 1: like get your own rights. And the first time I
Speaker 1: did it was at Acbar, my friend's comedy show where
Speaker 1: it's almost completely gay men that get that go to
Speaker 1: that show. And the first time I did it, they
Speaker 1: went fucking berserk for it. So I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm in the clear. Because even if you're you know,
Speaker 1: not like a like a gay comedy nerd, like these
Speaker 1: guys are, at least it's so obvious and like on
Speaker 1: the nose that they'll get it. And I did that
Speaker 1: at Cobbs and it was Charlie just like you can.
Speaker 1: It was like old old bitchy ladies in the back
Speaker 1: that were pissed. That was what the whole audience was
Speaker 1: acting like. I was like, all right, I don't whatever.
Speaker 2: Hey, I hate to start another fat jew moment. Here's
Speaker 2: a joke I'm gonna do. That was the terrific has wittles.
Speaker 2: It's a lot like that. And here we go, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get married until gay people can get
Speaker 2: married because I'm gay.
Speaker 1: That's a way better job.
Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry, I didn't mean the one up your
Speaker 2: jokes and technically his is a tweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was great.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair game. What else, Brandy? Sometimes we have
Speaker 2: lulls and and then when we have them, I just
Speaker 2: call him out immediately. Right when just.
Speaker 1: Loves to hang a flag, I think we're all just
Speaker 1: breathing for a second. Yeah, exactly, that's sorry.
Speaker 2: I gotta wave that that flag. That was that was
Speaker 2: a void and entertainment.
Speaker 1: I think you had a lulls here that put me
Speaker 1: to there. There was barely a pause.
Speaker 2: Lol phobia.
Speaker 1: What Brandy? What is your favorite television from show right now?
Speaker 1: About them? Currently? Drag Race? How'd you guys watch? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really fun, it's amazing, I tell you what. A
Speaker 1: couple months ago, I so I used to on Instagram.
Speaker 6: I went through phase where I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: follow all these like exercise instagrams. I'm gonna get motivated,
Speaker 6: and then like a month ago, I was like fuck,
Speaker 6: this and I deleted all of them and now I
Speaker 6: follow a bunch of drag queens.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's made the world a better place. Yes,
Speaker 1: high highly recommended. Drag queen comedy is my favorite style
Speaker 1: of comedy hands down. Any Like drag bingo is my
Speaker 1: favorite thing to do in the world. Yeah, it's I
Speaker 1: think it's so hilarious. They're so sharp. They they have
Speaker 1: these skills, life skills that have enabled them to stand
Speaker 1: in front of large groups of strangers dressed as a
Speaker 1: woman and fucking just drive it, just be in charge.
Speaker 6: Those personas are so cool and over the top that
Speaker 6: I'm just like, I don't I could never be that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I love comedy that I could never be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Like, yeahs so cool. It's like I could never do that.
Speaker 6: It's like I love Jimmy Pardo for that same reason,
Speaker 6: because I'm way too scripted to ever just let myself
Speaker 6: go the way that he does. Yeah, I just it's
Speaker 6: like watching it's when common becomes magic, as opposed to
Speaker 6: like me being jaded and being like, oh that's funny.
Speaker 6: I like that premise the way I am so many
Speaker 6: people well, and.
Speaker 1: Also it allows you to relax because you get to,
Speaker 1: like the rare time you get to be one hundred
Speaker 1: percent audience member totally and you're not Yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: have to be analytical, you don't have to be kind
Speaker 1: of like, uh, here's my better idea, because it's just
Speaker 1: a realm that you don't do and don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about. Yeah, like we were we were in drag
Speaker 1: bingo in New York one time and we were with
Speaker 1: a girl that I worked with. It was the type
Speaker 1: of girl, Oh, look a fat you that she had,
Speaker 1: Like the kind of girl that I did different, full,
Speaker 1: different outit every single day, like fully hat scarf, the
Speaker 1: whole thing. To have a different scarf every day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to be that person amazing, you know, like fingerless gloves,
Speaker 1: a totally different look. And we went to drag bingo
Speaker 1: one night and the drag queen came out and started
Speaker 1: working the room and just all she did was turn
Speaker 1: and look at our table and she goes, ah, forever
Speaker 1: twenty one cruise in the house, and I just like
Speaker 1: started crying laughter. It's like, how the fuck did you
Speaker 1: do that? You've barely looked at us for two seconds.
Speaker 1: It's just genius. It's genius. It's the best. Plus like
Speaker 1: RuPaul is the ship Man.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, gosh, I have to get in on this.
Speaker 1: It's really really, really fun. It's deep too, It's deep.
Speaker 2: Oh I've seen Paris Is Burning and enjoyed us. Okay,
Speaker 2: there we go, I'm back in. I'm back in, ye perc.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Paris Is Burning is one of the best documentaries
Speaker 1: that's ever existed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very Have you guys been Have you ever
Speaker 2: watched Cat Dancers? Yeah? Amazing? Oh, Brandy, you will get
Speaker 2: is fucking amazing. It is. I don't want to give
Speaker 2: anything away, but everyone listening right now watch Cat Dancers.
Speaker 2: Trust trust in Us.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: It's just I don't know. If you like delusional people
Speaker 2: and giant tigers.
Speaker 1: Danger murder, I have Murder Theory, one of my less
Speaker 1: stations there's. I mean, it's crazy. It's some of the
Speaker 1: craziest people. It has a feeling of like an early
Speaker 1: Arrow Morris documentary because you're like, these people cannot be real.
Speaker 1: Those are my favorite kinds.
Speaker 2: They're very real.
Speaker 6: One of my best Halloween costumes was in college. Me
Speaker 6: and I had two girlfriends and like me and my
Speaker 6: my friends, you know, way dressed up like Sigfreud and Roy.
Speaker 1: Right after the accident, and then our third person wanted with,
Speaker 1: yeah with fake blood.
Speaker 6: I had like I had like a saline bag that
Speaker 6: I was holding above my head. And then we went
Speaker 6: to like this this huge drag ball in Philadelphia that
Speaker 6: happens every year, and like there were several other pairs
Speaker 6: of Sickfreed and Roy, and we kept going.
Speaker 1: Up to them and being like, fuck you you think
Speaker 1: this is funny.
Speaker 6: We were committed to being the villainous the villainous ones.
Speaker 6: And then our friends Sue was a third girl, and
Speaker 6: we couldn't find a full tiger costume, but we could
Speaker 6: find we found a pair of scrubs and we painted
Speaker 6: her face like a tiger, and then we put a
Speaker 6: little name Tiger on that said doctor Tiger, and she
Speaker 6: just kept like becoming me, like.
Speaker 1: I'm doctor Tiger. He would have finished the job, so.
Speaker 2: Oh like through a medical malpractice. Yeah that's so much
Speaker 2: better than a mauling. Yeah, just like giving the wrong
Speaker 2: medications there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like a very multi layered costume that
Speaker 6: nobody got except the three of us. But it was
Speaker 6: fine and it was funny because like we splattered ourselves
Speaker 6: with blood and like the shower of our dorm and
Speaker 6: our oh man. At the time, we were living in
Speaker 6: a three bedroom place with like three other girls we
Speaker 6: got placed with during college, and they were all like
Speaker 6: Southern Black Baptists, Like it could not have been a
Speaker 6: worse pairing, and we like didn't have time to clean
Speaker 6: up the bathroom and when they when they came back,
Speaker 6: they were just like, did you.
Speaker 1: Guys start up the shower like an abortion for Halloween?
Speaker 1: And we were like, why would we have done that?
Speaker 1: But also that's what I will do every year for now. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: that's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just that backfired and you just gave us
Speaker 2: a very sinister idea. Yeah, Black Baptists, we did.
Speaker 1: We dyed our hair black at the in the college
Speaker 1: storm bathrooms, and the girls on our floor were livid,
Speaker 1: livid because they were all like these kind of like
Speaker 1: sun in fake blonde Sacramento girls that were like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fledge to sorority or whatever, and we were like
Speaker 1: the two people of black hair on the entire campus.
Speaker 1: They were just like, look at this, just like it's
Speaker 1: a shitty bathroom was already disgusting. We me and my friends.
Speaker 1: We stole a life size cardboard cut out of.
Speaker 6: The Crypt Keeper and we put him in the bathroom
Speaker 6: with a little word bubble that said have a nice pea,
Speaker 6: and we put a stroke late in the ceiling and
Speaker 6: they were just man, they hated us so much. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I love it. That's the best. Missed that crypt Keeper
Speaker 6: in his voice, this big smiley face is the best.
Speaker 1: That's so good.
Speaker 2: Oh, the Crypt Keeper. I know who he is now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. For some reason, I watched one of those tales
Speaker 2: from the cripts and there's a lot of stars. It
Speaker 2: was like ted Dance and buried up to his neck
Speaker 2: on the beach in the ocean, slowly round him. And
Speaker 2: I didn't like seeing Sam Malone die that way. No, No,
Speaker 2: that's what it was all about.
Speaker 1: Though I went too far right, Brandy.
Speaker 2: Probably Tails from the Crypt was produced by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 1: No really, I mdb it man.
Speaker 2: A lot of times, I just I say things and
Speaker 2: I'm wrong and then people call me out. So far
Speaker 2: today I think I've been correct in most of my blurting.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, Dennis Miller is in the Tale from the
Speaker 1: Crypt movie. I believe Dennis has anyone seen the new
Speaker 1: Dennis Miller TV shows, sex and drugs and rock and roll.
Speaker 1: Tell me more, tell me more. It's so rotten. He's
Speaker 1: written the music. It's about an old rock star that
Speaker 1: finds out that he has a daughter.
Speaker 2: And so it's Dennis Miller the rock star.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, not Dennis Miller Leary.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, you're canceled, canceled, This is all canceled. We
Speaker 5: can talk, we can talk, though, it's just I guess
Speaker 5: my point is that no woman can appear on screen
Speaker 5: anymore without having her entire face as smooth as the
Speaker 5: fucking you know, a piece of silk, And Dennis Leary
Speaker 5: shows up in these insane wigs with a face like
Speaker 5: that sidewalk.
Speaker 1: And it's just like James, Yeah, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to look at this ship Edward James. Not quite almost. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I like that All of Dennis Leary's shows now are
Speaker 6: just him fulfilling different midlife crises fantasies for real.
Speaker 1: That's just kind of honest. Just like I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: the guitar, I'm gonna be a woodworker environment just like
Speaker 1: sit down, third grader.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's easy to look at stuff he's
Speaker 2: done and enjoy some of it, but it's that whole
Speaker 2: fat jew thing.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's like a drinking game. Dennis Leary is
Speaker 1: the o G fat jew.
Speaker 2: He just yeah, he was famously stole a persona from
Speaker 2: Bill Hicks, and everyone only in comedy knows that. So
Speaker 2: it's the worst kind because he never got called out
Speaker 2: because he got famous doing it. And there's real specific
Speaker 2: a lot of it like oh, smoking jokes and but
Speaker 2: all the stuff that was kind of like crowd pleasy
Speaker 2: that Bill Hicks did, not the actual hard hitting stuff,
Speaker 2: and he just got famous while Bill Hicks died of
Speaker 2: some sort of cancer. That's so sad.
Speaker 1: Was Bill Hicks alive when he started stealing his act
Speaker 1: or was it overlap?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do too, like to be dying and to see
Speaker 1: that happen.
Speaker 2: When it started the day that he's like cancer. And
Speaker 2: by the way, here's.
Speaker 6: Yeah Andy Kaufman on his deathbed, just like watching somebody
Speaker 6: sing to.
Speaker 2: Danger Mouse exactly.
Speaker 1: Putting things in a dryer. Yeah, damn you, there's no
Speaker 1: way this was your idea, that old put that old
Speaker 1: putting things in a dryer? Bit? Did you ever see
Speaker 1: that one? A bit y? Yeah? No, I thought it
Speaker 1: was just like it was a classic example of what no, no, no.
Speaker 1: He puts stuff in a dryer and then he lets it.
Speaker 1: It's like shoes and a towel or whatever. So as
Speaker 1: it goes, it starts this rhythm and then he starts
Speaker 1: doing a little dance and starts playing along. It's the
Speaker 1: it's just like his you know, the ship he did.
Speaker 1: But there was of course a dryer on stage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like an evening at the amprov It's awesome.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: Do you guys think he's still alive? No, easily, right?
Speaker 1: And there on Elvis' lap it would be I mean,
Speaker 1: of all the people that could do it or would
Speaker 1: do it, I suppose yeah, because I would. I could
Speaker 1: see him getting so sick of fame, Like you know,
Speaker 1: he was on taxi, he was on like a big
Speaker 1: famous sitcom. Like I'm sure that life didn't really jibe
Speaker 1: with the way he wanted to be doing things right,
Speaker 1: And you know, like when you do when you're like
Speaker 1: popular like that and then you start doing stand up
Speaker 1: and people are laughing for the wrong reason. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wonder if there was that aspect of it, you
Speaker 1: could see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't someone either claiming to be his daughter or
Speaker 2: was in need his daughter say, oh, for sure, he's
Speaker 2: still alive. I think I want But then you listen
Speaker 2: to her.
Speaker 1: Talk and she was kind of psychonic.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, and it was also right in the anniversary of
Speaker 1: his death, where it's like, why didn't you bring this
Speaker 1: up earlier?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good timing.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you bring it up year twenty two?
Speaker 2: By the way, I've written a book.
Speaker 1: Oh this is the Today Show.
Speaker 2: I guess who got the guests? That guy is you,
Speaker 2: guys the fat Damn it again if you tuned in late,
Speaker 2: we're talking about a guy who has named himself that
Speaker 2: I have Jewish friends Sodas Karen, and I don't touch
Speaker 2: about the RELI.
Speaker 1: Definitely don't enjoy the race Brandy claimed to be an.
Speaker 1: This is very problematic.
Speaker 6: My old therapist, who was Jewish, once told me that
Speaker 6: she thinks that I was a Jew in a past life,
Speaker 6: which it took as the highest compliment.
Speaker 2: For real, I'm always always highly complimented. When when one
Speaker 2: time a rabbi sat next to me at this kosher
Speaker 2: deli place and was trying to convert me, and I
Speaker 2: was so flattered. I was It was also kind of
Speaker 2: weird because he really zeroed in on me, and there
Speaker 2: was all these kids around him and they were all staring,
Speaker 2: and he started talking about kosher food, and then he
Speaker 2: was started asking if I was religious. I don't know.
Speaker 2: If I don't, it's presumptuous for me to say he
Speaker 2: was trying to convert me, but he really, really, really
Speaker 2: really wanted me to get into Judaism.
Speaker 1: So he's trying.
Speaker 2: Sure, And at the time, I had a healthy fro.
Speaker 2: So see that. I'm pretty sure what I just said
Speaker 2: with rac is.
Speaker 1: Bro the word fro.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm kind of a Jewish fro.
Speaker 6: It would have been weird if he was trying to
Speaker 6: convert you to scientology.
Speaker 1: That's how they get you. You don't see it. It's
Speaker 1: like they fake left. Yeah, you're like, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in Judaism. But what about going to
Speaker 1: this planet?
Speaker 6: You want to hold these weird soda cans in your hand,
Speaker 6: and I'll tell you that you're that you have a
Speaker 6: lot of stress stress machines.
Speaker 1: Yes, you hold.
Speaker 6: The these two things that look like soda cans, and
Speaker 6: then there's a little thing that goes back and forth.
Speaker 2: Weird.
Speaker 6: The test is like are you what are you stressed about?
Speaker 6: And You're like, I don't know, what are these cans
Speaker 6: in my hand?
Speaker 1: What's going on right now?
Speaker 2: It's a scientology center across from UT campus in Austin,
Speaker 2: and they were always offering a stress task and I
Speaker 2: totally was interested. I'm like, sure, I didn't know what
Speaker 2: it was, and for some reason they didn't want to
Speaker 2: give me one.
Speaker 1: Maybe I looked poor twinkling your eye. Yeah, Oh, he's
Speaker 1: just gonna be joking.
Speaker 2: He's just a hardcore Christian.
Speaker 6: Somebody told me that the fish, the guys in Seattle
Speaker 6: to throw the fish are scientologists.
Speaker 1: Every single guy at the at the at the at
Speaker 1: the fish market.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean the person could have been a liar, but
Speaker 6: they did tell me that.
Speaker 1: They were like, oh yeah, they're all they're all scientologists.
Speaker 1: I need to look into this. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was hilarious. That's all got. We have a lot
Speaker 2: of googling to do after this episode.
Speaker 1: It's Google time. Twitter tell us everybody who knows the
Speaker 1: answers to everything that we've talked about, including Jewish racism,
Speaker 1: please fill us in and.
Speaker 6: Do it disrespectfully.
Speaker 1: Please do it with an all caps. Actually, every every
Speaker 1: tweet exclamation points. I don't have enough of those my day. Actually,
Speaker 1: my favorite is when you when you tweet a joke
Speaker 1: and someone writes back you mean, and then a shitty
Speaker 1: version of the joke you just didn't yeah joke. Every time,
Speaker 1: I have to just put my phone down and like,
Speaker 1: because I want to breathe. We just really read them.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, they're probably nineteen, Yeah, leave them alone.
Speaker 6: I have a really itchy block finger. I just if
Speaker 6: I even if it's like not mean, but if.
Speaker 1: I just don't like it, yeah done. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: get rid of black people.
Speaker 6: If I on Facebook, if I see somebody say something
Speaker 6: stupid in another person's feed, even if I'm not friends
Speaker 6: with them, I'll just be like block, I don't ever
Speaker 6: get to know me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even if you if you thought about it at
Speaker 2: some point, you won't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly great.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just feel I just love the idea of them,
Speaker 6: like becoming a fan of mine someday being.
Speaker 1: Like she has no web presence. No, no, no, you
Speaker 1: did something at some point in your life.
Speaker 2: Yes, you were preemptively cut out of.
Speaker 6: Being a Take that to your deathbed and try to
Speaker 6: figure out what it is that you didn't.
Speaker 1: And then change it once you think you figured it out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then but you'll never be able to tell
Speaker 6: me that you changed your ways because you're blocked from
Speaker 6: all platforms.
Speaker 1: I just like a slow burning vengeance. Yes, that's where
Speaker 1: I try to live over decades and decades in time.
Speaker 6: Just playing life chess, just like I'll get your fucking
Speaker 6: queen someday.
Speaker 1: Don't work.
Speaker 2: It may take a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you think it's over. That's funny, just big,
Speaker 1: just a casual Shakespearean villain. That's all I am. Yes,
Speaker 1: you are, thank you, it's been wonderful. Thanks for me
Speaker 1: around guys, podcast Champion.
Speaker 2: Anyone go to the pool party. Let's go swim in
Speaker 2: a pool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to pool party.
Speaker 2: To go to the pool party. I can't.
Speaker 1: I have a show.
Speaker 2: Oh you have a comedy concert. Well I have a
Speaker 2: show too, What do you? What do you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? We are opening for Jeanina Largo. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm very excited that way.
Speaker 2: I'm not in the night off. I'm just interjecting, I
Speaker 2: have no concert tonight.
Speaker 1: Well you've had a couple of concerts you have to
Speaker 1: do to last night, right, so good take a night off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, should, I will break Sometimes gotta be a person.
Speaker 1: Well, guys here have fun at this party and try
Speaker 1: to really connect with one person that you may not
Speaker 1: know that well. I give you that challenge.
Speaker 6: I guarantee you I will, but it will be the
Speaker 6: person that I least want to talk.
Speaker 1: You're deeply connect that I am that person.
Speaker 6: I get cornered by the person I don't want to
Speaker 6: talk to, and then I get to watch everybody else
Speaker 6: have the fun conversations on the other side of the party.
Speaker 1: That's me in an show. You know why you don't
Speaker 1: do enough drugs? I know? Or any right drugs? Drugs.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start drugs, do some drugs with Kruska.
Speaker 2: Any other than becoming a drug addict. Anything you want
Speaker 2: to plug Brandy.
Speaker 6: Other than you can find me doing a drag alley behind.
Speaker 1: Drugs the dumpster.
Speaker 6: If my Life doesn't fall part I will be recording
Speaker 6: my album on September twentieth.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll be there and where is it again? That's
Speaker 1: at the Redgate Recorders in Highland Park.
Speaker 6: You can get tickets for it at TinyURL dot com
Speaker 6: slash Sugar Tank Sugar Tank because the show that I
Speaker 6: run there monthly is called Sugar in your Gas Tank,
Speaker 6: which is after a less than Jake song. Ye, but
Speaker 6: I think it also sounds like a euphemism for laughter
Speaker 6: that nobody uses. I mostly just wanted to like, you know,
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Speaker 6: I wanted to name my show after a less than jakeson.
Speaker 2: I like the Medicine Go Down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, and then the Lady to Lady podcast.
Speaker 1: I highly recommend you give it a listen. Guys like
Speaker 1: my podcast a lot too.
Speaker 6: We actually had a guy a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 6: that emailed us and he was like, hey, I found
Speaker 6: you guys when I was going to a really bad divorce,
Speaker 6: and I don't hate women because of your podcast.
Speaker 1: Yes yeah, so yeah, you guys really are doing God's
Speaker 1: work in that way.
Speaker 2: It's too bad that he was just one podcast away
Speaker 2: from hating all women.
Speaker 1: It is really close. Many many of us are right
Speaker 1: on the verge, and you know, you can get tipped
Speaker 1: one way or the other depending on Yeah, it really
Speaker 1: wouldn't take much for me to hate all men.
Speaker 2: Unctionately, I was just this episode away from being okay
Speaker 2: with fat Juice people just tuning in and talking about
Speaker 2: a specific guy that calls himself at you. You've been
Speaker 2: listening to Do you need a ride? With Brandy Posey
Speaker 2: as our guest? She was terrific? Uh d wyan they
Speaker 2: are are leave then I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way we want to be.
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Speaker 4: You want to send you off inside. You want to
Speaker 4: welcome you back home.
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Speaker 2: Was it fine.
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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chriss