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Speaker 4: Now for do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Right with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgarath.

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Speaker 2: We are in Hollywood, Hollywood, in the Honda, in the

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Speaker 1: But in the Honda in Hollywood.

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Speaker 2: Yes, to be more. It's there's many different dreams that

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Speaker 1: For it to come to Like if you want to

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Speaker 1: It's a dream scuba room. That's where usually scuba practice tanks.

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Speaker 2: I don't care. Actually my nightmares are about being underwater,

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Speaker 1: interested in dreams symbolism.

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Speaker 1: So if you're if you dream of very still water,

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Speaker 6: You will steal it.

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Speaker 2: For God's sake, If that's I don't even talk about

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Speaker 6: Yeah, anyway, all Jewish, all fat Jewish people share one

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Speaker 6: I just don't know what happens to you as a

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's true.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think he cares. Look at that skateboard.

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Speaker 1: There, very convenient.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is one stop legal.

446
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Speaker 1: This is a fascinating shop part of town.

447
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Speaker 2: It is.

448
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Speaker 1: We're in kytown right now, right, I think so. But

449
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 1: it's this weird street. Like we just went by castles Burgers,

450
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,159
Speaker 1: which I've never seen, I've only heard of.

451
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:26,920
Speaker 2: Here's a park that's going to be it's not even packed. No,

452
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,440
Speaker 2: that's a nice park day.

453
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's too hot.

454
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Speaker 6: It's becoming a nice park day. The sun is past zenith.

455
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Speaker 1: Oh man, is it hot, Brandy? Are you a hot

456
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,840
Speaker 1: weather person? No?

457
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Speaker 6: I mean I I prefer I like the dry heat

458
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Speaker 6: of California. If I have to be in the heat,

459
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Speaker 6: I like a I like a sixty five degree day.

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Speaker 1: I like a hoodie day.

461
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear you.

462
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 1: I love a hoodie day.

463
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 2: You got you are a hoodie person. I've seen you

464
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Speaker 2: wear many a hoodie.

465
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Speaker 1: I just love a hoodie.

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Speaker 6: I mean, that's like one of the most underrated inventions of.

467
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Speaker 1: The last years. Right easily, I would say it's not.

468
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Speaker 2: Yeah, my favorite hoodie that I have. It's a Fat

469
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Speaker 2: Records hoodie, which makes me think of how fat Mic

470
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Speaker 2: from Fat Records took a picture of your car. Yes, yes,

471
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Speaker 2: and he said what did he say?

472
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Speaker 6: He said, if this is the he's like ugliest car

473
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Speaker 6: ever hashtag tech rose in San Francisco because I was.

474
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Speaker 6: I was up in San Francisco and the fact that

475
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Speaker 6: I found that, let me tell you how I found it.

476
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,400
Speaker 6: I was like, had insomnia. I was on Instagram at

477
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Speaker 6: like four in the morning. No one told you, no,

478
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Speaker 6: no one told me. I was on Instagram. I was

479
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Speaker 6: scrolling through my feed. I happened to come across fat

480
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Speaker 6: Mic and I have never done this before, but I

481
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Speaker 6: was like, let's do what fat MIC's been up to.

482
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Speaker 6: So I opened up his page and then my car

483
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Speaker 6: was looking at me, and I.

484
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Speaker 1: Was like, wait a minute, did I mess up?

485
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Speaker 6: No?

486
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Speaker 1: I you never.

487
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Speaker 2: Did, like want something at the bottom of it.

488
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Speaker 1: I was like, did I forget how the world works?

489
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Speaker 6: You know, like when something is so out of place

490
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Speaker 6: that you're like, no, I'm wrong, Yes, I'm.

491
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Speaker 1: Wrong about it. My eyes deceive me. Now what describe

492
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Speaker 1: your car so people understand what that's.

493
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Speaker 6: So my car has a murals painted on both sides

494
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Speaker 6: of it. On one side it has a blink and

495
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Speaker 6: fighting a t rection space, and on the other side

496
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Speaker 6: is a fire breathing Brendan Fraser.

497
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of looks like Richard Nixon, but it's

498
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Speaker 1: supposed to be Brendan Fraser.

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Speaker 6: And the Brendan Fraser side is the one that Fat

500
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Speaker 6: Mike posted and I tweeted. I tweeted at him and

501
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 6: was like, hey, it makes you feel any better. I'm

502
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Speaker 6: like a touring comic and a tech nerd. Yeah, a

503
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 6: big fan of your stuff. And he never responded, and

504
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 6: I was like, oh man, it felt like you should have.

505
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Speaker 2: Right, and you are a fan of his stuff.

506
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,360
Speaker 1: I am. I love I love that Mike. I love

507
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Speaker 1: everything that he does.

508
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 2: Maybe he just missed it. Maybe you should send it again.

509
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, it should just repost it. Just posting it, yeah constantly.

510
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 6: I just the fact that I found it was so

511
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 6: crazy because I never I've never looked through his feed before.

512
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Speaker 2: That I thought for sure someone told you about it,

513
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 2: and you're you're like.

514
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Speaker 6: Okay, no, no, and then the crazy party is like

515
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 6: later that weekend, I drive for Lyft to make money

516
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 6: because you can't make money doing comedy in Los Angeles.

517
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: I picked up a girl that lives in the.

518
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 6: Same building as Fat Mic and it came up organically,

519
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 6: and then I told her about it, and she like

520
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 6: looked it up and she was like, I'm.

521
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Speaker 1: Gonna tell him. I know that I rode in that

522
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Speaker 1: car the next time I see him. So I kind

523
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: of want to take like five years.

524
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Speaker 6: And just have a bunch of people just that I know,

525
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 6: whenever they see Fat Mike mention it so like there's

526
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Speaker 6: a climactic build of some kind.

527
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Speaker 1: Taylor Dane, Yes, exactly exactly. But then you should kill

528
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Speaker 1: him right once. You I mean, he's killing yourself.

529
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Speaker 2: That Yeah, yeah, you have to kill him. You got to.

530
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Speaker 1: I could killed I could kill Fatmike.

531
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Speaker 2: You have to do I mean, I could kill that,

532
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 2: make him, make him sprint.

533
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not good to himself.

534
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Speaker 2: He got a tick.

535
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Speaker 1: I don't know who he is.

536
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Speaker 6: He's the leadinger of No Effects, No Effects, the founder

537
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 6: of Fat Records, and he's quite truly fat.

538
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, he lost a little. It's not as fat as

539
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 2: he used to.

540
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 1: More drug bloat. It should be drug bloat Mike, I

541
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Speaker 1: think is what his name should be.

542
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Speaker 2: That fat even not during the Quintoessential album White Trash

543
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Speaker 2: two heaps into Bean, which is as hard for me

544
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Speaker 2: to say it's the fat Joe. He never he was

545
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Speaker 2: never that fat. He was as fat as the fat Jew.

546
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Speaker 1: Yeah, God, I can't stop saying it. That is also

547
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 1: not that fat. No, he's a husky. But he is

548
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: taking himself as ludicrous looking as possible, which I worry

549
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 1: about people like that.

550
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 2: If he just had a nice haircut and wrote his

551
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Speaker 2: own jokes.

552
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Speaker 1: And didn't wear tank tops, such a sweet boy. Just

553
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Speaker 1: know if you can wear a tank top or not? No,

554
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,360
Speaker 1: just don't. Yeah, But then it's I think that's why

555
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: so many people are embracing him, separate from knowing that

556
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: he's a total cheater. Steeler is like a look at body,

557
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Speaker 1: excepting that Fatoo's to be a model. Like people think

558
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Speaker 1: that's funny in and of itself, kind of not knowing

559
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Speaker 1: the context.

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Speaker 2: I think again, if you speaking a context, if you

561
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Speaker 2: just Jew is a guy who named himself that comedically,

562
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Speaker 2: that is an Internet sensation through the theft of other people's.

563
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Speaker 6: Uh, he's more of an idea.

564
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Speaker 1: He's more of a curvy Jew.

565
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Speaker 2: I think he's a whole jew.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, he's a full figure jew, kind

567
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Speaker 6: of zofti jew.

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Speaker 1: He's very like a pin up jew. Yeah. Just now,

569
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Speaker 1: how is your podcast Going Lady to Lady? Very popular podcast?

570
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Speaker 1: Are you also on All Things Comedy? Oh no, we're

571
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Speaker 1: a Maximum Fun Oh Max, that's right ival network. But

572
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Speaker 1: we all get along.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we are frequent Max funners. Yeah. Yeah, I saw

574
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Speaker 2: you coming out of the building one day. Wait meet

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Speaker 2: or Karen the whole, all the lady, the Lady, the whole.

576
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, that's we just passed a Max Fun headquarters.

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Speaker 2: Actually, yes we did.

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Speaker 1: I love that building. It's gorgeous, so cool. It has

579
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Speaker 1: a really awesome view of the MacArthur Park Lake.

580
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you squint, you can't see the three

581
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 2: or four dead bodies that is laying openly day.

582
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: But if you focus just right, you can witness many

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Speaker 1: many drug transactions.

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00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, transactions, and a couple sexual transactions. Yeah, you want

585
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 2: whatever kind of transaction in your mind.

586
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 6: That's where my co host, one of my hosts, test Barker,

587
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Speaker 6: she got her fake I D there. Recently she tested

588
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Speaker 6: out a fake ID because so Testa loves Britney Spears

589
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Speaker 6: And of course the story starts there yeah, and Vegas,

590
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 6: Brittany and Vegas was having a Brittany Day and if

591
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 6: your name was Brittany, you got to go to the

592
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Speaker 6: show for free, which means a test marker got a

593
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Speaker 6: fake ID making her a Britney.

594
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 2: Yes she did.

595
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Speaker 1: She chose the name Britney Murphy.

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Speaker 6: Nice and she made her birthday for twenty and she

597
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 6: took four years off for actual age, which was really

598
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Speaker 6: great and it's it's the fakeust idea ever.

599
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: But she like got her idea at MacArthur Park.

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Speaker 2: Did it work? Did she go?

601
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it worked.

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Speaker 6: It worked, And there were a bunch of Brittany's and

603
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Speaker 6: like a couple of the Brittany's were really smug about

604
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Speaker 6: theirs being spelled the same way as Britney spears and

605
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Speaker 6: some of the other and it.

606
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,199
Speaker 1: Was like a little bit of a point of contention.

607
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 2: Wait there was other people also getting freaked fake Britney IDs.

608
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: No, there were real Britney's at the console. At the console,

609
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: that's when Tess was interacting with the fifteen year old girls.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, she was definitely the oldest. Frequently Lady to

611
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 6: the Lady does a bunch of stuff where we are

612
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 6: the oldest girl or boy at an.

613
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: Event, which is hilarious.

614
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 6: Like Barbara and I went to a Taco Bell house

615
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 6: party because we got an email for it. What and

616
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 6: the only other people there were eighteen year old boys

617
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Speaker 6: to thirty year old limitted a bunch of eighteen year

618
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 6: old boy so great that we had a bunch of

619
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Speaker 6: numbers room. So Taco Bell took over this house and

620
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Speaker 6: they like they had a s'mores pit, and they had

621
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Speaker 6: a bunch of They had a mechanical bull in the backyard,

622
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Speaker 6: and they had this one room of just black canvases

623
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Speaker 6: and you could tag it up with paint.

624
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Speaker 2: Markers with the Taco Bell.

625
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, you just like bite bite the top off of

626
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 6: a burrito and just were like writing on the canvases with.

627
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Speaker 2: A seven layer up.

628
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. They had they had a silent disco room too.

629
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Speaker 1: Have you seen those?

630
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,479
Speaker 2: No, We're like I have, I've gotten to a silent

631
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 2: disco party.

632
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, how did you like this? The silent disco is

633
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 6: basically where you wear headphones headphones, Yeah, and then it's

634
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 6: like in this room, there were two DJs, so you

635
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 6: could listen to one of two stations.

636
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: So half of the room was dancing to two different things.

637
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 2: And then and then if you take them off in silence,

638
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 2: you can just watch everyone dance to nothing. And that's

639
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 2: what makes it kind of interesting. So I periodically was

640
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 2: taking mine off. Yeah, and just watching people dance to

641
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 2: no music is a pretty surreal.

642
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well yeah, it's all this all spells drugs to me.

643
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: It felt very drugs. It's a very druggy I.

644
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 2: Mean taco bell to me, it was like when I

645
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 2: went to the to my silent disco party. It was

646
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 2: it was the most sober. It was almost like board

647
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 2: game night. Actually yeah, people weren't tripping out over it.

648
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 2: They were just like, wow, this is stimulating on a

649
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 2: human level. Well, let's all drive home sober.

650
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: It was all very somber dancing. It's not smiling.

651
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 2: I know what you're thinking, Karen, And you think it

652
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 2: sounds because I went there very hesitantly. I'm like, what,

653
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: I don't get it, But right away I.

654
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: Got it and you're into it.

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Speaker 6: I kept hoping that like there was gonna be in

656
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 6: the silent disco room, there was just gonna be people

657
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 6: just like farting unrepentantly because of the.

658
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: Oh they just think that no one can hear them.

659
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Speaker 1: Factory.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was funny because it was when the grillers

661
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Speaker 6: came out of Taco Bell and they were handing them

662
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 6: out on like platters, and uh me and Barbara kept

663
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Speaker 6: grabbing them and then going around the corner of the

664
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Speaker 6: house to eat because or less, like.

665
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Speaker 1: We're not gonna be seen. They're not taking photos or

666
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: video be fucking eating Taco Bell this party, that's not

667
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: gonna happen.

668
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny all the same way. I don't even

669
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 2: like it when you're eating with someone and they're looking

670
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 2: at you.

671
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: It's worse right, I've hurt your eyes.

672
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 6: The self confidence it takes to eat a sandwich around

673
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 6: a stranger is just seriously, I.

674
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: Don't understand it. I have a big sandwich when you

675
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: have to like get it all around your mouth. And

676
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: also I use a thousand napkins because maybe and maybe

677
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: it's I'm just so like my hands are two in

678
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: my food like a raccoon. But it's when someone else

679
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: is there, it's like, why aren't you.

680
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 2: Using this many I've relationships because of a doll up

681
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 2: of mayonnaise on the corner of so Much Mountain. It's

682
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 2: like you take that trash to someone else's friendship.

683
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: No serious disgusting, especially mayonnaise. But wait where you talk

684
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: about house, we know what it is exactly.

685
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 6: It was like a house in like Highland Park. It

686
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 6: was like a super cool house and they rented the

687
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 6: whole thing and it was like three hundred eighteen year

688
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 6: old boys and then the two of us and like

689
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 6: we got there a.

690
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: Little lip, as my cousin Eileen used to say, a

691
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: little lip.

692
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we looked like the mothers of these children.

693
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 6: So we we're all very awkward. Like it was funny

694
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 6: because when we first got there, we got there like

695
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 6: an hour early because we were like, oh shit, like

696
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 6: there's gonna be a crazy line, but there was not.

697
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: We were like the fifth people online.

698
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 6: So then the best part was having a lot of

699
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 6: children come and stand behind us.

700
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: So we were like kind of talking to kids in line,

701
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: just being like what's up. Yeah, we love Taco.

702
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 6: Bell too, and like they did not want to talk

703
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 6: to us, which was fine.

704
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: You were cool. Look an eighteen year old, when you're

705
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 2: approachable to an eighteen year old.

706
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: I liked to right, yeah, okay.

707
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 6: So I live in a trailer park in Eagle Rock

708
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 6: and it is right next to a school for children

709
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 6: for like a musical, like hippie school or whatever, and

710
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 6: there's all of rock. Yeah, it's basically a school of rock,

711
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 6: except with all cellos. So a school of not rock, school.

712
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: Of rock modern not. Yeah.

713
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 6: And if I had known the name, and I like

714
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 6: try to go, I try to go out of my

715
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 6: way to be as eccentric as possible whenever I leave

716
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 6: the house and the children are on their lunch breaks,

717
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 6: because they like sit in my neighborhood and they will

718
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 6: like eat eat stuff from the neighborhood, like sitting right

719
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 6: outside of my house. So I frequently will like walk

720
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,959
Speaker 6: my dog into Moo moo and like wear my hair

721
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 6: up in a pompa door and just try to be

722
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 6: like the crazy trailer park lady that is next. I

723
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 6: want to be like an urban legend to this school. Yes,

724
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 6: it's like my is like my goal over time.

725
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: That's a good goal. Yeah.

726
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 2: I love that you live there, that school, and I

727
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 2: love that you're living a trailer park.

728
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 6: It's awesome, man, it's I We bought our house for

729
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 6: a homeowner.

730
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: In Los Angeles. You guys, you are Yeah, Yeah.

731
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 6: We own our house and it's the price of a

732
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 6: nice car, which is crazy, and we have like it's

733
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 6: two bedrooms, we have a central air, we have washer

734
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 6: dryer in our place.

735
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 2: It's one of those modern trailers that's really like a

736
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 2: storage unit that's been.

737
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 6: No, it's like a prefab home. It's not like, it's

738
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 6: not like an RV. It's like a like a prefab house,

739
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 6: like a double wide kind of.

740
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 2: It's so cool. And in your neighbor there are probably

741
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 2: trailers with wheels on them.

742
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a couple. There's a couple. I mean, like

743
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 6: the trailer park is actually really small. There's only like

744
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 6: thirty two lots or something like that. So the like

745
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 6: even across the street and to the left of me

746
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 6: are like real, actual houses. So it's funny because like

747
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 6: the average price for houses in our neighborhood is like

748
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 6: three quarters of a million dollars. And then we were

749
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 6: like when we moved in, I was like.

750
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: We're frauds. It's hilarious. I don't know how we pulled

751
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 1: this up. So cool, that's amazing. I was an s grow.

752
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop laughing about it.

753
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be a real fat jew right now and

754
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 2: tell someone else's joke. The name is Jimmy Jimmy Winfield

755
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,280
Speaker 2: and it changed it to Jimmy Roulette. Okay, here's this joke. Okay,

756
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 2: my wife and I went out to look at some trailers.

757
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 2: I went to the mobile park to check out some trailers.

758
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 2: And the guy when I said, yeah, we're here to

759
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: look at some of your trailers, he acted like a

760
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 2: spit in his face. He said they are trailers, they're

761
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 2: manufactured homes. And so he said, well, today's my lucky

762
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 2: day because you manufactured these homes to look just like trailers.

763
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 2: The end.

764
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it wrong.

765
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 2: I did it bad. No, I did the joke bad.

766
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 6: My trailer park jove to see him do it?

767
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: Look him up?

768
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 2: Sorry, what was his name?

769
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 1: Jimmy.

770
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 2: I think he's a prison guard now.

771
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: Jimmy Roulette is in Austin's.

772
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 2: He was in Austin. Yeah, he's still in Austin. I

773
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 2: think he was doing very well and he is managed

774
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 2: by Rich Miller, and he was getting all this heat

775
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 2: and I don't know if he's still doing stand up.

776
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 2: I think he like literally went and became a prison guard.

777
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: That's a intense job training.

778
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're ready.

779
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: I guess the opposite actually of what he was doing before.

780
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 2: It depends on what clubs you're going to. Crackers in Indianapolis.

781
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: He has a captive audience now.

782
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 4: Knows what she's doing.

783
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 2: We should all be on at midnight right now?

784
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: Can you make that happen?

785
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let me ask for a twelve time to

786
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 2: no avail.

787
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: This would be a really great panel. Chris Hardwick, if

788
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 1: you're listening, yeah, he's not man's.

789
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 6: Let's just go sit at his table at the diner

790
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 6: that he hangs out all the time.

791
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 2: It's enough for me that people just went out of

792
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 2: one hundred people still call me Chris Hardwick. That's enough.

793
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 1: That is pretty nice. It's nice, you know, you get

794
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: a little something at the end of the day. Yeah,

795
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: it's at Can I tell you guys that I uh

796
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: and driving to the dog park the other day, saw

797
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 1: a grown man like over fifty fall off of his bike.

798
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: It just reminds me that because that guy's walking, that

799
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 1: guy's very reasonably walking his bike across the intersection. I

800
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 1: don't know how he did it because I wasn't looking.

801
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: I was like looking at my dog in the rear

802
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: view mirror, and then when I looked forward, there was

803
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: a kind of an old guy getting up off the

804
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: ground and like kind of like had to push his

805
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: wake across the street. And I truly like when he

806
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: stood up, I pretended I needed to look at something

807
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: over my other shoulders, so that he thought I didn't

808
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: see it because it.

809
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 2: Was that weiggling because you were laughing.

810
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: No, I was like, oh man, I was super bummed

811
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: out for him.

812
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 2: I was Dyton, Ohio. Let's all swap laughing at people

813
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 2: falling stories. I was in Dayton, Ohio, and some guy

814
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 2: was carrying bags of ice and like just holding it

815
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 2: by the top, and one of them had a tear

816
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 2: in it or something, and it ripped open, and as

817
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 2: the ice dropped, he just dove and landed on all

818
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 2: this ice but slid on his stomach like he was

819
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 2: at a water park and it and he mad, and

820
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 2: it happened right in front of me, and I didn't

821
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 2: have time to turn my head. I just laughed with

822
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 2: a full eye contact. I should have just pointed I

823
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 2: was so funny.

824
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,720
Speaker 1: It's so good, And I think usually I'm the foller

825
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: and that's why I don't I have that too, tip

826
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: because I've done so much falling in my life. So

827
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: my classic one is falling in the crosswalk in New

828
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: York City, back when I was still drinking. I was

829
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,959
Speaker 1: holding a calzone on a paper plate and I fell

830
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 1: down crossing.

831
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 2: The street, and so you landed on the col zone

832
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 2: and every thing shot out the side.

833
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 1: No, no, it fell down straight down on the plate.

834
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: I got up and the colzone was never hit the ground,

835
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: so I picked it back up.

836
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 2: Was like this.

837
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: I was ship faced out of my mind. But what

838
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: had happened was I had split my pants from the

839
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: knees up to the crotch on both sides, so I

840
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: to walk home. Yes, it was like I was like,

841
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: I looked like a solid gold dancer. My pants were split,

842
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: so as I walked, they would just kind of go

843
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: open clothes, open clothes. As I walk up the street.

844
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 2: Realized as you finished your cal zone that you invented

845
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 2: a new ventilated pant system.

846
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: And maybe less calzones would have made it so that

847
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: I didn't they wouldn't have ripped.

848
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 2: So let's take a moment of silence for all the

849
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 2: fallen calzones. Andy, what's your falling down story? Have you

850
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 2: ever watched theone fall down and laughed at them yourself?

851
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 6: The story that pops to mind is On a New

852
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 6: Year's Eve, many many moons ago, I was going to

853
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 6: go see the Pie Tasters play at the nine thirty

854
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 6: Club in DC.

855
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: I love them.

856
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 6: They're a great sky band. And I was passing. It's

857
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 6: in like a shitty part of town, and I was

858
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 6: passing a bunch of homeless guys, two of which were

859
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 6: dressed like the dirtiest Santa claus as you've ever seen,

860
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 6: and I like looked at them and laughed, and then

861
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 6: I looked forward and I tripped on the biggest piece

862
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 6: of asphalt and I like scraped up both of my

863
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 6: knees really bad. And I was just like, okay, Karma,

864
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 6: this is what I get.

865
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 2: Is exactly what I get.

866
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:54,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, just immediately just full out laughing at like two

867
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 6: homeless guys were just like I was cold, and there

868
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 6: was a Santa suit.

869
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 1: And then I went into the.

870
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,479
Speaker 6: Club and I was wearing like a cherry dress because

871
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 6: that's what you do at a show, and really a

872
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 6: four hundred pound bouncer with the biggest gauges that I've

873
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 6: ever seen he patched up my knees for me.

874
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 2: Oh wow, ye what with patches that he had?

875
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I sewed. He sewed some aforming and I said,

876
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: keep on trucking. It was pretty cool for a couple

877
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: of weeks until they scabbed.

878
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 2: Out, until my body rejected them.

879
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: They never fully fused to my knees.

880
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 2: No, no, it's so hard to use fabric patches as epidermis.

881
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: Somebody get on that scientist.

882
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,720
Speaker 2: Maybe you could invent something.

883
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: I saw a little girl in my grammar school. This

884
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: is the worst falling down story, but best because in

885
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: my grammar school, the whole playground was like at a

886
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: probably forty five degree slant, and when you walked in,

887
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: there was a little weird patch of asphalt that went over.

888
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: It was like a little you just kind of walked

889
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: down hill as you walked onto the playground, and all

890
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: the eighth graders stood around on the left right as

891
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 1: you walked in. So every all the different grades hung

892
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: out in different spots on the playground. And this girl,

893
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it. I think she was she was

894
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: one of the Tinny sisters. There was like literally six

895
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: girls in the Tinney family, and she was one of

896
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: the youngest ones. And she truly looked like a little painting.

897
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: She was the cutest little girl and it was free dress,

898
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: so she had brand new Mary Jane's on and she

899
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: hit that patch of asphalt, slipped and landed on her ass,

900
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,720
Speaker 1: and we were all standing there, like all the eighth graders,

901
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: and we all turned and looked and we're like oh.

902
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: And then she got up. She's like, I'm fine, got up,

903
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,760
Speaker 1: stood up, slipped, fell down again, got up, fell down again.

904
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: And she literally did it like four times. And it

905
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: was like at first because at first it was like,

906
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: you know, like eighth grade girls standing around, and by

907
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: like the fourth time, people were like running to her side.

908
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,919
Speaker 1: It was like grammar school nightmare.

909
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 2: The national anthem at some hockey game. And she keeps

910
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 2: slipping and falling over and over and she just she

911
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 2: just quits. She doesn't even finish the song. She just

912
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 2: takes off and going through the little gate by the

913
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 2: penalty boxes and slipped again. No, people were like, please

914
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 2: stop falling. It's it's probably that girl grown up. Yeah,

915
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 2: she a singer.

916
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: She could have been. I could never look at her again.

917
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: I'm a idiot.

918
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 2: I assumed she was a singer. Since you called them

919
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 2: the Tiny Sisters, like we all.

920
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: Know them, you know, the sisters from Lawrence will. Yeah,

921
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:36,800
Speaker 1: they opened for the judge, you know, the Tinny Sisters.

922
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 6: That's probably a moment that she sees before she goes

923
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 6: to sleep at night. Still for surely relives that over

924
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 6: and over again.

925
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, just and for me and hopefully for everyone listening.

926
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: That's why you have to scuff your new shoes before,

927
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: like since that day which was eighth you know, I

928
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: was thirteen, eighth grade. Anytime I get new shoes, I

929
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,399
Speaker 1: just immediately would walk out in the driveway and walk

930
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: around for like ten minutes.

931
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny.

932
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 1: You got to pre scuff those new shoes, Ladies and John.

933
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's funny because I've always been a

934
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 2: skateboarder and the scuffing is it's gonna happen.

935
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

936
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 2: So I try to make my scape shoes look as

937
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 2: good as possible for just a handful of days we don't,

938
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 2: but I'll let them get dirty through activity. But to

939
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 2: self scuff, that's just a poser man.

940
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,439
Speaker 1: Well, but that's a different shoe. Yeah, we're talking about

941
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: a hard shoe.

942
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 6: One of my favorite things to do is Hollywood Boulevard

943
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 6: when it rains. This is why I'm upside about the drought. Hollywood,

944
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 6: Bulevard when it rains gets very slick. Yeah, And there's

945
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 6: nothing better than a Saturday night and a bunch of

946
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 6: girls and like their little little tiny dresses with their

947
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 6: gargoyle heels on, just slipping on, slide all over the place.

948
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 2: You just post up and watch tailbones get broken.

949
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 6: Oh, it's hilarious that that's some good falling down.

950
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: It's good down.

951
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 2: Do some version of let the bodies hit the floor.

952
00:43:56,280 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you in your own silent disco just watching them

953
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 1: dance unwittingly dance that.

954
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 6: I like the I like the kid rock Ball with

955
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 6: the banged bang diggy, the boogies that up jump the boogie.

956
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: That's always been a favorite.

957
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, it rolls off the tongue and takes a half minute.

958
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like last night Matt McCarthy is bringing back

959
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: singing Wild Wild West. We were laughing so hard and

960
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: that goddamn an it. The audience laughed the second time. Yeah.

961
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 1: The first time he did it, I thought I thought

962
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: he was going to destroy and they just were staring

963
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: at him, like, we don't know what you're talking about.

964
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 2: I dared him to do it and show a few

965
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 2: nights ago because he was actually listening to it on

966
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 2: his phone to make us laugh in the free room.

967
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 2: It's like I dare you to hold the bike up

968
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 2: to your phone and play Wild Wildwist and which is

969
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 2: of course a Will Smith song from the movie Wild

970
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 2: Wild Blast by the classic film, a movie that Will

971
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 2: Smith turned down the Matrix to be in.

972
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: Is that true?

973
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 2: Will Smith was supposed to.

974
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,439
Speaker 1: Be see Fate. Yes, I'm so glad he wasn't.

975
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 2: But the audience and they were not the best one

976
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 2: at the West Side that night. They laughed so hard

977
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: Wild West and its really funny.

978
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, that song is more fun than

979
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: the Matrix rap you could have written.

980
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 2: But which would sound like one zero zero one one

981
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 2: one zero zero one, Take a blue pill, take a

982
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: red pill, binary code. Okay, they got the phone.

983
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: Let's never be done, Let's not ever be done, Let's

984
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:36,479
Speaker 1: never ever finish. Oh look Karen's garden, guys, my name's

985
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 1: never in anything.

986
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 2: Oh wow, what is it?

987
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: Beautiful art gallery?

988
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful art gallery named after you and Jerkshack.

989
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: It's definitely a Jerkshack.

990
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 2: Art gallery and jerk massage.

991
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: You gotta get it all taken care of in one

992
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: place in this in the City of Dreams. What are

993
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:01,439
Speaker 1: your future plans, Brandy, Oh, we're playing your album recording. Yes,

994
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: I'm recording my first album on September twentieth.

995
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 6: At the red Gate Recorders in Highland Park and Karen

996
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 6: and Drennen will be playing on it.

997
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: That's super fun.

998
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 2: What is the red Gate Recorders studio situation?

999
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a recording studio that has this really cool

1000
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 6: performance space and I'm like starting to I've done a

1001
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 6: couple of shows there and I'm starting to kind of

1002
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 6: make it a thing, which is cool.

1003
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 2: That's a good idea to be really familiar and comfortable

1004
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 2: in the room.

1005
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's smart. Yeah, I kin.

1006
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 6: That's when I've been looking for the right place because

1007
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 6: like a lot of people do things that like Nerdiced

1008
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 6: and UCB, and like I am tangentially part of like

1009
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 6: the UCB family because we do Lady there sure, and

1010
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 6: while we do do a picture of this at nerd Melt,

1011
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 6: they don't book me on anything else, so they I

1012
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 6: wasn't gonna give them my album, so.

1013
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I'm just gonna create my own

1014
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: venue and do absolutely.

1015
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 6: Everything from thatch because I'm stubborn.

1016
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: So and that's kind of your way. I like that,

1017
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: you know, your pioneer. Yeah, thank you, thank you.

1018
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 2: Some thing where I tried with rooftop to just they

1019
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 2: already are set up in all these comedy clubs across

1020
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 2: the country. I tried in Austin, I tried in Cincinnati

1021
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 2: at a place called Go Bananas. I'm like, would do

1022
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 2: two shows and require them and be like, nope, neither

1023
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 2: of those were it. I'm sorry I rased it. Everyone's time. Yeah,

1024
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 2: And then finally had them remotely set up at a

1025
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 2: club where I felt comfortable and wanted to be and

1026
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 2: it's the Punchline in San Francisco.

1027
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 1: And there they were just there.

1028
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 2: It's your brain, it's your brain. It's oh you were.

1029
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were just up there opening for Janine Grofflow

1030
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 1: and that room. Yeah that's a that's a great room. Yeah,

1031
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: it's a good feeling and it's so clubbish. Yeah you know,

1032
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 1: it's the real deal.

1033
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:42,399
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1034
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: I love that place. Such nice people too.

1035
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 2: They are nice people. Yeah, I will say something about

1036
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 2: San Francisco, do it. Yes, they need to wake up.

1037
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 2: They are very they are they are woken up and

1038
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 2: they are very aware, and they're very liberal. Of course,

1039
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 2: so much so that they act like there's certain things.

1040
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 2: If you talk about it, they act like they should

1041
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 2: be offended. So they kind of tighten up. If you

1042
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 2: just said mention abortion or something as part of a joke,

1043
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I know, that's not funny. So if

1044
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 2: you tighten up like that, you're so liberal that you

1045
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 2: go back to being conservative again. If you're not open

1046
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 2: to listening to a certain thing, it could take that

1047
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,760
Speaker 2: specific note as a city.

1048
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, it's hard to like when they don't give

1049
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 6: you the benefit of the doubt on any premise and

1050
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 6: you're just like, hey, you liked the last couple of jokes.

1051
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 6: Have I not proven that I'm a decent enough person

1052
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 6: that I'm not going to.

1053
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: Say something horrific to you? Yeah, but they just like

1054
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: have no trust Sometimes.

1055
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: I like where you're somewhere and they are going with

1056
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 2: you on a bunch of jokes and then all of

1057
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 2: a sudden, if it's a good enough audience, the audience,

1058
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 2: you know, if all of a sudden a joke doesn't work,

1059
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 2: I'll be like, Wow, they liked everything, but that maybe

1060
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 2: I'll stop doing it. Maybe I'll learn something from these people. Yeah, Yeah,

1061
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 2: I kind of like it.

1062
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 1: When they're like yes, yes, no, But you know there's

1063
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 1: what's funny too, is like I remember doing a joke.

1064
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: This was back when I got married, can't explain it,

1065
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: and I had a joke about that. I always said

1066
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get married until everyone can get married, and

1067
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: that was right up until someone actually proposed now and

1068
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: like get your own rights. And the first time I

1069
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: did it was at Acbar, my friend's comedy show where

1070
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: it's almost completely gay men that get that go to

1071
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 1: that show. And the first time I did it, they

1072
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: went fucking berserk for it. So I was like, oh, okay,

1073
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm in the clear. Because even if you're you know,

1074
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: not like a like a gay comedy nerd, like these

1075
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: guys are, at least it's so obvious and like on

1076
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: the nose that they'll get it. And I did that

1077
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: at Cobbs and it was Charlie just like you can.

1078
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: It was like old old bitchy ladies in the back

1079
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: that were pissed. That was what the whole audience was

1080
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:00,280
Speaker 1: acting like. I was like, all right, I don't whatever.

1081
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 2: Hey, I hate to start another fat jew moment. Here's

1082
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 2: a joke I'm gonna do. That was the terrific has wittles.

1083
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 2: It's a lot like that. And here we go, Okay,

1084
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get married until gay people can get

1085
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 2: married because I'm gay.

1086
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: That's a way better job.

1087
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry, I didn't mean the one up your

1088
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,760
Speaker 2: jokes and technically his is a tweet.

1089
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was great.

1090
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair game. What else, Brandy? Sometimes we have

1091
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 2: lulls and and then when we have them, I just

1092
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 2: call him out immediately. Right when just.

1093
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: Loves to hang a flag, I think we're all just

1094
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: breathing for a second. Yeah, exactly, that's sorry.

1095
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 2: I gotta wave that that flag. That was that was

1096
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 2: a void and entertainment.

1097
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: I think you had a lulls here that put me

1098
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: to there. There was barely a pause.

1099
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 2: Lol phobia.

1100
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 1: What Brandy? What is your favorite television from show right now?

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Speaker 1: About them? Currently? Drag Race? How'd you guys watch? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's really fun, it's amazing, I tell you what. A

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Speaker 1: couple months ago, I so I used to on Instagram.

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Speaker 6: I went through phase where I was like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 6: follow all these like exercise instagrams. I'm gonna get motivated,

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Speaker 6: and then like a month ago, I was like fuck,

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Speaker 6: this and I deleted all of them and now I

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Speaker 6: follow a bunch of drag queens.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and it's made the world a better place. Yes,

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Speaker 1: high highly recommended. Drag queen comedy is my favorite style

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Speaker 1: of comedy hands down. Any Like drag bingo is my

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Speaker 1: favorite thing to do in the world. Yeah, it's I

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Speaker 1: think it's so hilarious. They're so sharp. They they have

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Speaker 1: these skills, life skills that have enabled them to stand

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Speaker 1: in front of large groups of strangers dressed as a

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Speaker 1: woman and fucking just drive it, just be in charge.

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Speaker 6: Those personas are so cool and over the top that

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Speaker 6: I'm just like, I don't I could never be that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I love comedy that I could never be. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: Like, yeahs so cool. It's like I could never do that.

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Speaker 6: It's like I love Jimmy Pardo for that same reason,

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Speaker 6: because I'm way too scripted to ever just let myself

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Speaker 6: go the way that he does. Yeah, I just it's

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Speaker 6: like watching it's when common becomes magic, as opposed to

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Speaker 6: like me being jaded and being like, oh that's funny.

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Speaker 6: I like that premise the way I am so many

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Speaker 6: people well, and.

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Speaker 1: Also it allows you to relax because you get to,

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Speaker 1: like the rare time you get to be one hundred

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Speaker 1: percent audience member totally and you're not Yeah, you don't

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Speaker 1: have to be analytical, you don't have to be kind

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Speaker 1: of like, uh, here's my better idea, because it's just

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Speaker 1: a realm that you don't do and don't have to

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Speaker 1: worry about. Yeah, like we were we were in drag

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Speaker 1: bingo in New York one time and we were with

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Speaker 1: a girl that I worked with. It was the type

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Speaker 1: of girl, Oh, look a fat you that she had,

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Speaker 1: Like the kind of girl that I did different, full,

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Speaker 1: different outit every single day, like fully hat scarf, the

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Speaker 1: whole thing. To have a different scarf every day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to be that person amazing, you know, like fingerless gloves,

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Speaker 1: a totally different look. And we went to drag bingo

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Speaker 1: one night and the drag queen came out and started

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Speaker 1: working the room and just all she did was turn

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Speaker 1: and look at our table and she goes, ah, forever

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Speaker 1: twenty one cruise in the house, and I just like

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Speaker 1: started crying laughter. It's like, how the fuck did you

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Speaker 1: do that? You've barely looked at us for two seconds.

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Speaker 1: It's just genius. It's genius. It's the best. Plus like

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Speaker 1: RuPaul is the ship Man.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, gosh, I have to get in on this.

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Speaker 1: It's really really, really fun. It's deep too, It's deep.

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Speaker 2: Oh I've seen Paris Is Burning and enjoyed us. Okay,

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Speaker 2: there we go, I'm back in. I'm back in, ye perc.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Paris Is Burning is one of the best documentaries

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Speaker 1: that's ever existed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very Have you guys been Have you ever

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Speaker 2: watched Cat Dancers? Yeah? Amazing? Oh, Brandy, you will get

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Speaker 2: is fucking amazing. It is. I don't want to give

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Speaker 2: anything away, but everyone listening right now watch Cat Dancers.

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Speaker 2: Trust trust in Us.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 2: It's just I don't know. If you like delusional people

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Speaker 2: and giant tigers.

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Speaker 1: Danger murder, I have Murder Theory, one of my less

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Speaker 1: stations there's. I mean, it's crazy. It's some of the

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Speaker 1: craziest people. It has a feeling of like an early

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Speaker 1: Arrow Morris documentary because you're like, these people cannot be real.

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Speaker 1: Those are my favorite kinds.

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Speaker 2: They're very real.

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Speaker 6: One of my best Halloween costumes was in college. Me

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Speaker 6: and I had two girlfriends and like me and my

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Speaker 6: my friends, you know, way dressed up like Sigfreud and Roy.

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Speaker 1: Right after the accident, and then our third person wanted with,

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Speaker 1: yeah with fake blood.

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Speaker 6: I had like I had like a saline bag that

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Speaker 6: I was holding above my head. And then we went

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Speaker 6: to like this this huge drag ball in Philadelphia that

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Speaker 6: happens every year, and like there were several other pairs

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Speaker 6: of Sickfreed and Roy, and we kept going.

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Speaker 1: Up to them and being like, fuck you you think

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Speaker 1: this is funny.

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Speaker 6: We were committed to being the villainous the villainous ones.

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Speaker 6: And then our friends Sue was a third girl, and

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Speaker 6: we couldn't find a full tiger costume, but we could

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Speaker 6: find we found a pair of scrubs and we painted

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Speaker 6: her face like a tiger, and then we put a

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Speaker 6: little name Tiger on that said doctor Tiger, and she

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Speaker 6: just kept like becoming me, like.

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Speaker 1: I'm doctor Tiger. He would have finished the job, so.

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Speaker 2: Oh like through a medical malpractice. Yeah that's so much

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Speaker 2: better than a mauling. Yeah, just like giving the wrong

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Speaker 2: medications there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like a very multi layered costume that

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Speaker 6: nobody got except the three of us. But it was

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Speaker 6: fine and it was funny because like we splattered ourselves

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Speaker 6: with blood and like the shower of our dorm and

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Speaker 6: our oh man. At the time, we were living in

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Speaker 6: a three bedroom place with like three other girls we

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Speaker 6: got placed with during college, and they were all like

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Speaker 6: Southern Black Baptists, Like it could not have been a

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Speaker 6: worse pairing, and we like didn't have time to clean

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Speaker 6: up the bathroom and when they when they came back,

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Speaker 6: they were just like, did you.

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Speaker 1: Guys start up the shower like an abortion for Halloween?

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Speaker 1: And we were like, why would we have done that?

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Speaker 1: But also that's what I will do every year for now. Well, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just that backfired and you just gave us

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Speaker 2: a very sinister idea. Yeah, Black Baptists, we did.

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Speaker 1: We dyed our hair black at the in the college

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Speaker 1: storm bathrooms, and the girls on our floor were livid,

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Speaker 1: livid because they were all like these kind of like

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Speaker 1: sun in fake blonde Sacramento girls that were like, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna fledge to sorority or whatever, and we were like

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Speaker 1: the two people of black hair on the entire campus.

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Speaker 1: They were just like, look at this, just like it's

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Speaker 1: a shitty bathroom was already disgusting. We me and my friends.

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Speaker 1: We stole a life size cardboard cut out of.

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Speaker 6: The Crypt Keeper and we put him in the bathroom

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Speaker 6: with a little word bubble that said have a nice pea,

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Speaker 6: and we put a stroke late in the ceiling and

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Speaker 6: they were just man, they hated us so much. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I love it. That's the best. Missed that crypt Keeper

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Speaker 6: in his voice, this big smiley face is the best.

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Speaker 1: That's so good.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the Crypt Keeper. I know who he is now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. For some reason, I watched one of those tales

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Speaker 2: from the cripts and there's a lot of stars. It

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Speaker 2: was like ted Dance and buried up to his neck

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Speaker 2: on the beach in the ocean, slowly round him. And

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Speaker 2: I didn't like seeing Sam Malone die that way. No, No,

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Speaker 2: that's what it was all about.

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Speaker 1: Though I went too far right, Brandy.

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Speaker 2: Probably Tails from the Crypt was produced by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Speaker 1: No really, I mdb it man.

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Speaker 2: A lot of times, I just I say things and

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Speaker 2: I'm wrong and then people call me out. So far

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Speaker 2: today I think I've been correct in most of my blurting.

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Speaker 6: That.

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Speaker 1: Okay, good, Dennis Miller is in the Tale from the

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Speaker 1: Crypt movie. I believe Dennis has anyone seen the new

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Speaker 1: Dennis Miller TV shows, sex and drugs and rock and roll.

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Speaker 1: Tell me more, tell me more. It's so rotten. He's

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Speaker 1: written the music. It's about an old rock star that

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Speaker 1: finds out that he has a daughter.

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Speaker 2: And so it's Dennis Miller the rock star.

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Speaker 1: Oh ship, not Dennis Miller Leary.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, you're canceled, canceled, This is all canceled. We

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Speaker 5: can talk, we can talk, though, it's just I guess

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Speaker 5: my point is that no woman can appear on screen

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Speaker 5: anymore without having her entire face as smooth as the

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Speaker 5: fucking you know, a piece of silk, And Dennis Leary

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Speaker 5: shows up in these insane wigs with a face like

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Speaker 5: that sidewalk.

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Speaker 1: And it's just like James, Yeah, and I don't want

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Speaker 1: to look at this ship Edward James. Not quite almost. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I like that All of Dennis Leary's shows now are

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Speaker 6: just him fulfilling different midlife crises fantasies for real.

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Speaker 1: That's just kind of honest. Just like I'm gonna play

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Speaker 1: the guitar, I'm gonna be a woodworker environment just like

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Speaker 1: sit down, third grader.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's easy to look at stuff he's

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Speaker 2: done and enjoy some of it, but it's that whole

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Speaker 2: fat jew thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's like a drinking game. Dennis Leary is

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Speaker 1: the o G fat jew.

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Speaker 2: He just yeah, he was famously stole a persona from

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Speaker 2: Bill Hicks, and everyone only in comedy knows that. So

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Speaker 2: it's the worst kind because he never got called out

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Speaker 2: because he got famous doing it. And there's real specific

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Speaker 2: a lot of it like oh, smoking jokes and but

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Speaker 2: all the stuff that was kind of like crowd pleasy

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Speaker 2: that Bill Hicks did, not the actual hard hitting stuff,

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Speaker 2: and he just got famous while Bill Hicks died of

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Speaker 2: some sort of cancer. That's so sad.

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Speaker 1: Was Bill Hicks alive when he started stealing his act

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Speaker 1: or was it overlap?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I do too, like to be dying and to see

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Speaker 1: that happen.

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Speaker 2: When it started the day that he's like cancer. And

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Speaker 2: by the way, here's.

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Speaker 6: Yeah Andy Kaufman on his deathbed, just like watching somebody

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Speaker 6: sing to.

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Speaker 2: Danger Mouse exactly.

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Speaker 1: Putting things in a dryer. Yeah, damn you, there's no

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Speaker 1: way this was your idea, that old put that old

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Speaker 1: putting things in a dryer? Bit? Did you ever see

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Speaker 1: that one? A bit y? Yeah? No, I thought it

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Speaker 1: was just like it was a classic example of what no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: He puts stuff in a dryer and then he lets it.

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Speaker 1: It's like shoes and a towel or whatever. So as

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Speaker 1: it goes, it starts this rhythm and then he starts

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Speaker 1: doing a little dance and starts playing along. It's the

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Speaker 1: it's just like his you know, the ship he did.

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Speaker 1: But there was of course a dryer on stage. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was like an evening at the amprov It's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Great.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys think he's still alive? No, easily, right?

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Speaker 1: And there on Elvis' lap it would be I mean,

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Speaker 1: of all the people that could do it or would

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Speaker 1: do it, I suppose yeah, because I would. I could

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Speaker 1: see him getting so sick of fame, Like you know,

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Speaker 1: he was on taxi, he was on like a big

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Speaker 1: famous sitcom. Like I'm sure that life didn't really jibe

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Speaker 1: with the way he wanted to be doing things right,

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Speaker 1: And you know, like when you do when you're like

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Speaker 1: popular like that and then you start doing stand up

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Speaker 1: and people are laughing for the wrong reason. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if there was that aspect of it, you

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Speaker 1: could see that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't someone either claiming to be his daughter or

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Speaker 2: was in need his daughter say, oh, for sure, he's

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Speaker 2: still alive. I think I want But then you listen

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Speaker 2: to her.

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Speaker 1: Talk and she was kind of psychonic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, and it was also right in the anniversary of

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01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: his death, where it's like, why didn't you bring this

1323
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 1: up earlier?

1324
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, good timing.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you bring it up year twenty two?

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01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 2: By the way, I've written a book.

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Speaker 1: Oh this is the Today Show.

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Speaker 2: I guess who got the guests? That guy is you,

1329
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 2: guys the fat Damn it again if you tuned in late,

1330
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 2: we're talking about a guy who has named himself that

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01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 2: I have Jewish friends Sodas Karen, and I don't touch

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Speaker 2: about the RELI.

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01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: Definitely don't enjoy the race Brandy claimed to be an.

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01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 1: This is very problematic.

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Speaker 6: My old therapist, who was Jewish, once told me that

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01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 6: she thinks that I was a Jew in a past life,

1337
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 6: which it took as the highest compliment.

1338
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 2: For real, I'm always always highly complimented. When when one

1339
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 2: time a rabbi sat next to me at this kosher

1340
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 2: deli place and was trying to convert me, and I

1341
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 2: was so flattered. I was It was also kind of

1342
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 2: weird because he really zeroed in on me, and there

1343
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 2: was all these kids around him and they were all staring,

1344
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 2: and he started talking about kosher food, and then he

1345
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 2: was started asking if I was religious. I don't know.

1346
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 2: If I don't, it's presumptuous for me to say he

1347
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 2: was trying to convert me, but he really, really, really

1348
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 2: really wanted me to get into Judaism.

1349
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: So he's trying.

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01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 2: Sure, And at the time, I had a healthy fro.

1351
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:11,919
Speaker 2: So see that. I'm pretty sure what I just said

1352
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 2: with rac is.

1353
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 1: Bro the word fro.

1354
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm kind of a Jewish fro.

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01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 6: It would have been weird if he was trying to

1356
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 6: convert you to scientology.

1357
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,919
Speaker 1: That's how they get you. You don't see it. It's

1358
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,439
Speaker 1: like they fake left. Yeah, you're like, oh, I don't

1359
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in Judaism. But what about going to

1360
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 1: this planet?

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01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:34,439
Speaker 6: You want to hold these weird soda cans in your hand,

1362
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 6: and I'll tell you that you're that you have a

1363
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 6: lot of stress stress machines.

1364
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 1: Yes, you hold.

1365
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 6: The these two things that look like soda cans, and

1366
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 6: then there's a little thing that goes back and forth.

1367
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 2: Weird.

1368
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 6: The test is like are you what are you stressed about?

1369
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 6: And You're like, I don't know, what are these cans

1370
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 6: in my hand?

1371
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 1: What's going on right now?

1372
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 2: It's a scientology center across from UT campus in Austin,

1373
01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 2: and they were always offering a stress task and I

1374
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 2: totally was interested. I'm like, sure, I didn't know what

1375
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 2: it was, and for some reason they didn't want to

1376
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 2: give me one.

1377
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 1: Maybe I looked poor twinkling your eye. Yeah, Oh, he's

1378
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: just gonna be joking.

1379
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:14,440
Speaker 2: He's just a hardcore Christian.

1380
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 6: Somebody told me that the fish, the guys in Seattle

1381
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 6: to throw the fish are scientologists.

1382
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 1: Every single guy at the at the at the at

1383
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,080
Speaker 1: the fish market.

1384
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1385
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 6: I mean the person could have been a liar, but

1386
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 6: they did tell me that.

1387
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 1: They were like, oh yeah, they're all they're all scientologists.

1388
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: I need to look into this. Yeah.

1389
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 2: I was hilarious. That's all got. We have a lot

1390
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 2: of googling to do after this episode.

1391
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: It's Google time. Twitter tell us everybody who knows the

1392
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:48,440
Speaker 1: answers to everything that we've talked about, including Jewish racism,

1393
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: please fill us in and.

1394
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 6: Do it disrespectfully.

1395
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: Please do it with an all caps. Actually, every every

1396
01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: tweet exclamation points. I don't have enough of those my day. Actually,

1397
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 1: my favorite is when you when you tweet a joke

1398
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 1: and someone writes back you mean, and then a shitty

1399
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 1: version of the joke you just didn't yeah joke. Every time,

1400
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 1: I have to just put my phone down and like,

1401
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 1: because I want to breathe. We just really read them.

1402
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 1: It's like, no, they're probably nineteen, Yeah, leave them alone.

1403
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:26,720
Speaker 6: I have a really itchy block finger. I just if

1404
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 6: I even if it's like not mean, but if.

1405
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 1: I just don't like it, yeah done. Yeah, I just

1406
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 1: get rid of black people.

1407
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,800
Speaker 6: If I on Facebook, if I see somebody say something

1408
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 6: stupid in another person's feed, even if I'm not friends

1409
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,360
Speaker 6: with them, I'll just be like block, I don't ever

1410
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 6: get to know me.

1411
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, even if you if you thought about it at

1412
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:45,520
Speaker 2: some point, you won't.

1413
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly great.

1414
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just feel I just love the idea of them,

1415
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,440
Speaker 6: like becoming a fan of mine someday being.

1416
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 1: Like she has no web presence. No, no, no, you

1417
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:56,360
Speaker 1: did something at some point in your life.

1418
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 2: Yes, you were preemptively cut out of.

1419
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 6: Being a Take that to your deathbed and try to

1420
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:04,320
Speaker 6: figure out what it is that you didn't.

1421
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 1: And then change it once you think you figured it out.

1422
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then but you'll never be able to tell

1423
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 6: me that you changed your ways because you're blocked from

1424
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:10,680
Speaker 6: all platforms.

1425
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 1: I just like a slow burning vengeance. Yes, that's where

1426
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:16,960
Speaker 1: I try to live over decades and decades in time.

1427
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 6: Just playing life chess, just like I'll get your fucking

1428
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 6: queen someday.

1429
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:23,680
Speaker 1: Don't work.

1430
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 2: It may take a while.

1431
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you think it's over. That's funny, just big,

1432
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 1: just a casual Shakespearean villain. That's all I am. Yes,

1433
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 1: you are, thank you, it's been wonderful. Thanks for me

1434
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,280
Speaker 1: around guys, podcast Champion.

1435
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 2: Anyone go to the pool party. Let's go swim in

1436
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 2: a pool.

1437
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to pool party.

1438
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 2: To go to the pool party. I can't.

1439
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 1: I have a show.

1440
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 2: Oh you have a comedy concert. Well I have a

1441
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:49,920
Speaker 2: show too, What do you? What do you?

1442
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:56,840
Speaker 1: What are you doing? We are opening for Jeanina Largo. Yes,

1443
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm very excited that way.

1444
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:02,840
Speaker 2: I'm not in the night off. I'm just interjecting, I

1445
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 2: have no concert tonight.

1446
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,920
Speaker 1: Well you've had a couple of concerts you have to

1447
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 1: do to last night, right, so good take a night off.

1448
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, should, I will break Sometimes gotta be a person.

1449
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,920
Speaker 1: Well, guys here have fun at this party and try

1450
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 1: to really connect with one person that you may not

1451
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 1: know that well. I give you that challenge.

1452
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 6: I guarantee you I will, but it will be the

1453
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 6: person that I least want to talk.

1454
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 1: You're deeply connect that I am that person.

1455
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 6: I get cornered by the person I don't want to

1456
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 6: talk to, and then I get to watch everybody else

1457
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 6: have the fun conversations on the other side of the party.

1458
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 1: That's me in an show. You know why you don't

1459
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 1: do enough drugs? I know? Or any right drugs? Drugs.

1460
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start drugs, do some drugs with Kruska.

1461
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 2: Any other than becoming a drug addict. Anything you want

1462
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 2: to plug Brandy.

1463
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 6: Other than you can find me doing a drag alley behind.

1464
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 1: Drugs the dumpster.

1465
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 6: If my Life doesn't fall part I will be recording

1466
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 6: my album on September twentieth.

1467
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:05,080
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll be there and where is it again? That's

1468
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: at the Redgate Recorders in Highland Park.

1469
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 6: You can get tickets for it at TinyURL dot com

1470
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:12,520
Speaker 6: slash Sugar Tank Sugar Tank because the show that I

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01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,760
Speaker 6: run there monthly is called Sugar in your Gas Tank,

1472
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,320
Speaker 6: which is after a less than Jake song. Ye, but

1473
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:19,840
Speaker 6: I think it also sounds like a euphemism for laughter

1474
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 6: that nobody uses. I mostly just wanted to like, you know,

1475
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,759
Speaker 6: get a little sugar and gas tank that's really fun. Yeah,

1476
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,840
Speaker 6: I wanted to name my show after a less than jakeson.

1477
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:29,759
Speaker 2: I like the Medicine Go Down.

1478
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:33,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, and then the Lady to Lady podcast.

1479
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 1: I highly recommend you give it a listen. Guys like

1480
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:37,320
Speaker 1: my podcast a lot too.

1481
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 6: We actually had a guy a couple of weeks ago

1482
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 6: that emailed us and he was like, hey, I found

1483
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 6: you guys when I was going to a really bad divorce,

1484
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:45,599
Speaker 6: and I don't hate women because of your podcast.

1485
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:49,320
Speaker 1: Yes yeah, so yeah, you guys really are doing God's

1486
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 1: work in that way.

1487
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 2: It's too bad that he was just one podcast away

1488
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 2: from hating all women.

1489
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 1: It is really close. Many many of us are right

1490
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 1: on the verge, and you know, you can get tipped

1491
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,639
Speaker 1: one way or the other depending on Yeah, it really

1492
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't take much for me to hate all men.

1493
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 2: Unctionately, I was just this episode away from being okay

1494
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 2: with fat Juice people just tuning in and talking about

1495
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 2: a specific guy that calls himself at you. You've been

1496
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 2: listening to Do you need a ride? With Brandy Posey

1497
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:23,720
Speaker 2: as our guest? She was terrific? Uh d wyan they

1498
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:30,800
Speaker 2: are are leave then I you wanna way back home?

1499
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 1: Either way we want to be.

1500
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 3: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give

1501
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 3: us time and they turn and on e Gayele.

1502
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 4: You want to send you off inside. You want to

1503
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,519
Speaker 4: welcome you back home.

1504
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:53,680
Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared her?

1505
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 2: Was it fine.

1506
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:56,800
Speaker 7: Now?

1507
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 1: Porn?

1508
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,559
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1509
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,479
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1510
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1511
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: Do you need ride?

1512
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1513
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:27,760
Speaker 1: Do you need

1514
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:35,280
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chriss