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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to seventy five,

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Speaker 1: Episode one of Leshi Guys Stay production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into Americans share consciousness. It's Monday, Febru. My name is

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Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien a k so Hi Hi, Mr Jackie O'Brien,

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Speaker 1: new lord of the discord for the Daily's I got

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Speaker 1: filling up the void as Miles Fan grows in size,

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Speaker 1: singing Clumpers is the name of my thighs? Plumpers is

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Speaker 1: the name of my thigh is? That's courtesy Fashionable Dinosaur

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Speaker 1: on the Discord. I do have to keep citing Blake Wexler.

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Speaker 1: He's the one who coined the disgusting phrase plumpers to

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Speaker 1: describe his juicy philly above the knee steaks, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just drafting off his sickness it. I am thrilled to

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Speaker 1: be joined in my second seat by a very special

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Speaker 1: guest co host, a brilliant comedian, journalist, activist you know

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Speaker 1: from places like a Jazira, MSNBC, the Young Turks from

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Speaker 1: the podcast The Bituation Room. It's Francesco Fiorentina, a k

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Speaker 1: A return of the France once again, return of the

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Speaker 1: friend pumping my boobs. A k a bitch, I'm a

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Speaker 1: cow bitch, I'm a cow, I am a mom. I

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Speaker 1: just say, ow is it? Yeah? I remember that song.

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Speaker 1: I do remember that song. That's back when she had eyebrows. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was like, we a star is born, Francesco. We're

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Speaker 1: a thrilled to be joined in our third seat by

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Speaker 1: a hilarious comedian. One of our favorite guests on t

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Speaker 1: DZ Dave Girl wants touched arm and said, hey, you're

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Speaker 1: pretty funny. You can see her on stages everywhere around

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Speaker 1: this great world. It's Lydia. Hello, Hello, Hello, good to

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Speaker 1: see you both attractive people this morning. I'm wonderful to

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Speaker 1: be with. Thank you. Yes, where are you coming to

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Speaker 1: us from the radio. I'm a beautiful Santa Monica, California today. Actually,

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Speaker 1: are you welcome? Yes, I'm overlooking the beach. It's very pretty.

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Speaker 1: I'm enjoying that quite a bit. I had an iced

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Speaker 1: coffee with some sea salted caramel foam on top. I

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Speaker 1: got my eyebrows wax this morning. I'm really Santa Monica today.

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Speaker 1: Don't they didn't get them all waxed off? Like do

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Speaker 1: jaquet no, I could never Are you kidding me? My

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Speaker 1: face is entirely too big to not have something going

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Speaker 1: on in that part of my face. Like I have

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Speaker 1: a very large head and it would just be started

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Speaker 1: to have no eyebrows. Eyebrows are crucial, I gotta say.

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Speaker 1: Eyebrows are are an important trait for me. But then

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Speaker 1: some people are coming in and pulling it off, like

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Speaker 1: do Jaquet and the woman from Pearl I think is

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Speaker 1: the name of that horror film, Well, bleached eyebrows are

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Speaker 1: back in me? A goth is the name I was

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Speaker 1: searching for. Thank you to the producer justice, which is

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Speaker 1: the same as not having them correct. Yeah, optical illusion,

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Speaker 1: But I don't understand the look it like it literally

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Speaker 1: makes you look deranged, especially if you have dark hair

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Speaker 1: and then you bleach your eyebrows invisible. You're like, what

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Speaker 1: what are we doing? Why? Why? Why do you want

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Speaker 1: people to think you're insane? I don't understand the fashion pole. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you also have to drink your own earine a little

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Speaker 1: bit of it. If you do that, there's a little

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Speaker 1: it's a little pee one thousand percent or like there's

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Speaker 1: some sort of like you're like a Seman regimen. Where like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I also just put semen on my face to keep

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Speaker 1: myself young, Like that's that vibe drinking a little pie

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Speaker 1: in fact, actually correct one, that's what happens. Ladies, get

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Speaker 1: that stuff right off of your face. Yeah, coming away

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Speaker 1: with white spots. Well, it's it's wonderful to have you both, Lydia.

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Speaker 1: We're going to get to know you a little bit

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Speaker 1: better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners

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Speaker 1: a couple of things we're talking about today. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about the new rules of Etiquette that New York

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Speaker 1: magazine put out. We're going to talk about the classified

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Speaker 1: documents scavenger hunt that is continuing at Mike Pence's house.

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Speaker 1: I said last week that Mike Pence wished he was

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Speaker 1: interesting enough to have documents at his house, like classified documents.

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Speaker 1: That turns out he is. He. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: he planted them because he wants to be interesting, but

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Speaker 1: he does. I should have thought when I said that,

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Speaker 1: like I should have specified that, like he is covering

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Speaker 1: up some ship, like he's you know, trying to run

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Speaker 1: for president while not you know, alienating a bunch of

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Speaker 1: people who want to kill him, like and have openly

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Speaker 1: wanted to kill him for a long time. So he's

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Speaker 1: he's a conflicted individual. It's not super excited about He's like,

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Speaker 1: I can be bad, mother bad. A lot of people

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Speaker 1: don't know that he People mistook him just like muttering

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Speaker 1: person who tells him that he's a naughty boy. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk. Titanic is back, you guys, to capitalize on

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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day as tomorrow. I hope nobody's like, oh ship

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Speaker 1: at this moment, who still partakes in Valentine's Day? But

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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Titanic is back to capitalize on it.

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Speaker 1: All of that plenty more. But first Lydia, we do

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Speaker 1: like to ask our guests, what is something from your

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Speaker 1: search history? Pet friendly fabrics, pet friendly friendly? Yeah? Uh.

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Speaker 1: I have a recently new house about a house, you know,

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Speaker 1: before I like bought furniture, you know, for obvious reasons. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And then I started realizing, you know, dogs are dirty.

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Speaker 1: they have mud on their paws and they like shed

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Speaker 1: at all times. Uh. And it's a never ending battle

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Speaker 1: to tackle the pet hair in my home currently. And

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Speaker 1: that is distinctly influenced my furniture purchase, where like the

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Speaker 1: idea of something happening to that couch or having like

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Speaker 1: that life where I'm like, you can't be on the

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Speaker 1: obsessed with finding something that is like soft and fun

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Speaker 1: not like on a patio, but that I can like

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Speaker 1: wash very easily drag out to the correct I've found

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Speaker 1: there are not pet friendly fabrics so much as pet

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Speaker 1: friendly colors, which are the colors of mud. And do

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Speaker 1: you think that that is? But you'd see I thought

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Speaker 1: so also. But I've been doing some research and I've

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Speaker 1: got three separate companies that specialized and making couches out

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Speaker 1: how how dirty, how how how crazy of a situation

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Speaker 1: do you? And how obedient? Right? Because if you say

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Speaker 1: you say you don't want to be the you know dog, mom,

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Speaker 1: that's like get off the couch. You know we're freaking

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Speaker 1: out about you want to be chill about it. You

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Speaker 1: want to be the dog can sleep on the couch. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: So that's the whole thing. I so all I have

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Speaker 1: So everything in my house is velvet, which is a

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Speaker 1: certain vibe. It's very much like I'm a professor that

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Speaker 1: just like like the curtains are velvet, Like the everything's

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Speaker 1: they can't like get their ship in it exactly. Say

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Speaker 1: like that's the whole thing. It's like I need to

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Speaker 1: find So I've been looking at a lot of blue clay,

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Speaker 1: from it performs, it goes the distance, It goes the distance.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so that's exactly what I'm looking at. And

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Speaker 1: a hardcore no bed, no no dog on the bed thing.

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Speaker 1: And then now like I've broken the rule, and now

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Speaker 1: And that's the final stage, and then you are the

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Speaker 1: beta lydia. You've become beta. Well, that's that's in it.

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Speaker 1: So now she's only allowed to get on the bed

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Speaker 1: the movie, you're allowed to come on the bed, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. But like otherwise you're you're fine.

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Speaker 1: The couch I'm cool with because I want I'm also

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Speaker 1: am obsessed with my dog and I want her on

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Speaker 1: top of me and near me at all times, but

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Speaker 1: I regret it afterwards. Can I just say, though this

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Speaker 1: and I'm sure your dog is very, very sweet, But

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Speaker 1: there are some dogs and we don't talk about this enough. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we talked to throw shade on cats. That's fine, they

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Speaker 1: My neighbor's got a fucking Dalmatian bullshit dog barks NonStop. No, oh,

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Speaker 1: they secretly know their dog is bullshit. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: And luckily I am obsessed with her? And we have

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Speaker 1: And that's the bullshit dog. That's a dog where I

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Speaker 1: tell this dog every day that it's bullshit like and

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Speaker 1: it's a beach on freeze poodle. And he's an asshole.

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Speaker 1: He's an asshole. I call him a little shitty because

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Speaker 1: he refuses to shoot outside. He's he's he's a ship,

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Speaker 1: but he's very cute, but he's a fucking ass He's

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Speaker 1: a bullshit dog. You're right, But all the time I

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Speaker 1: told me, ain't ship. There are no bad dogs, just

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Speaker 1: bad owners. Actually that is bullshitically impossible. They have to

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Speaker 1: very like nurture over nature where I'm constantly like, if

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Speaker 1: have to I get reminded that it's like, no, some

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Speaker 1: babies are just kind of more assholely than others. It's

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's definitely I have I have witnessed personality

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Speaker 1: but those talks apparently broke down, hence the subpoena. And

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Speaker 1: I just I feel like he probably knows some ship

425
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Speaker 1: is trying to hide that ship because he doesn't want

426
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Speaker 1: to be revealed as the person who brought down Trump

427
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Speaker 1: because Trump supporters like fairly recently tried to murder him

428
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Speaker 1: in public. Yes, And and he's like kind of like

429
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Speaker 1: how does he And he's like, look, if I don't

430
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Speaker 1: keep my promises, my neck is real snapp able. It

431
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 1: is like you could totally hang me. You know, there's

432
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Speaker 1: a million ways you could kill me, but until then,

433
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: vote for me. Like that's gonna be his bid. I

434
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 1: think there's also something going on like during Trump's administration there,

435
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Speaker 1: he Pence was always the billionaire pick. He was always

436
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 1: like the Koch Brothers boy. He was always like he

437
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: always heard behind the scenes, like he was ready to

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00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: step in and like he was meeting with all the

439
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: donors and he was. And I think, like that's what's

440
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:29,120
Speaker 1: going on here, is that he is. I'm sure it's

441
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: going to switch if it hasn't already to de Santis.

442
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 1: But there's just something about the billionaire class that wants

443
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Speaker 1: Mike Pence to be the president because he's so spineless,

444
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: like almost a medical scientific miracle, how spineless he is.

445
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: And just here an earthworm in a suit. Yeah, he's

446
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: just worming around. Yeah, And so I think I think

447
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 1: that that's why we keep here ring about him and

448
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: why he thinks. I don't know if he even believes

449
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 1: really deep down that he could win, but there's a

450
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: lot of money riding on it. It's just so funny,

451
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: the cowardice, right, like you see at least de Santis,

452
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: who I think will absolutely just implode going up against

453
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: Trump because he can't. He won't. Everyone's still scared to

454
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Speaker 1: go against Trump. But De Santis is just like he's

455
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: like a little leaf that's just in a wind, and

456
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: he's like, oh please, little gust, like take me to

457
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Speaker 1: where I need to go. Lord is my shepherd. I

458
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Speaker 1: shall not want Like he's just waiting for like the

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00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: cues on how to play every single you know thing

460
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 1: to his advantage or not. But but until then, he's

461
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 1: not gonna like take any kind of stand. So he

462
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: won't condemn Donald Trump. He won't say Donald Trump legitimate

463
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 1: legitimately lost the election. He won't. He will not come

464
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: out on any side of anything. He just wants the

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Speaker 1: Lord as a shepherd to guide him into a White House.

466
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Speaker 1: And that's not gonna fly. It's not gonna happen like that.

467
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,679
Speaker 1: And so I mean, one thing I think about all

468
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 1: these stupid classified documents is like they're way too many

469
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: classified documents. Generally, like work over classifying everything. That doesn't

470
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 1: mean yeah, throw it to the fucking blogs that everyone

471
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: should watch and read everything. No, no, no, it just

472
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: means like, clearly, you know how many more people have

473
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Speaker 1: classified documents in their homes right now, in their third

474
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Speaker 1: homes as fucking congress people. A lot of them. So

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Speaker 1: you know, I've been reading about you know, David Dan

476
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,959
Speaker 1: of The American Prospect wrote this whole thing about like, actually,

477
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: we've been over classifying things for decades. So it's just

478
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: a it's an endless tip for tat story. But it

479
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: is interesting in terms of maybe he does have stuff

480
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: that's like remember the alternate slate of electors that was

481
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: supposed to be handed to him the day he was

482
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: going to confirm the election results. Does he have those?

483
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: Where are they? Was there an alternate plan? Who's the

484
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Speaker 1: who's the Trump's lawyer, I'm blanking on his name, who

485
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: basically came up with the alternate state of electors? Like

486
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: you know, there was a lot of like this is

487
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:12,360
Speaker 1: our secret plan, Dothy, We've we've sprayed it with perfew.

488
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 1: It's cool, water smells great, and we're gonna win, you know,

489
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: like you you know, there's some ship that probably should

490
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: get like glued back together at this point from you know,

491
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 1: from the Shredder that it went through, right, So the

492
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 1: the FBI began a consensual search of his house. But

493
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: that so he's trying to portray it as him him

494
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: being more like Biden, where he's just like, yeah, sure,

495
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: let him in. But there was apparently rising tension between

496
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: Pence and the d J, specifically over the discussion about

497
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Speaker 1: searching his house. Pence's team even accused the Justice Department

498
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: of leaking details of appending search to the press in

499
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: order to pressure him into cooperating. But I do go

500
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: back to I don't think anyone actually gives a ship

501
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: about five documents in anyone's house other than Trump's. Trump,

502
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: it makes sense that it would be a problem because

503
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: it like you could actually see him trying to trade

504
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: state secrets for like preferential text treatment in Dubai or

505
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: something like that. You know, like he he has that

506
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: vibe and like I don't. I don't think anyone thinks

507
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: Pence or Biden or any of these people is so,

508
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: but it's just this logic trap that the mainstream media

509
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 1: has fallen into that they're like, well, if we treated

510
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: it seriously with Trump, you must treat it seriously with them,

511
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh god, that's that's absolutely bull. Like

512
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: nobody is worried that Pence is like engaging in like spycraft.

513
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: Trump already showed the information that we know he's already

514
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: like made good on that if the deals done, and

515
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: so yeah, you've got MPR being like, um, is it

516
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: fair that the former vice president Biden did keep the

517
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: just like shut the funk up because Trump we know,

518
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: and like I hate to say this, like, oh I

519
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: don't care because it's my boy, but By is not

520
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: my boy, but does not anybody's boy sucks and sucks.

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Speaker 1: I'm not worried about either of them having cost by documents. Yeah,

522
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: oh god, I just have to say. One of the

523
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Speaker 1: lawyers who talked about the alternate State of electors, if

524
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: you guys forgot his name, Kenneth Cheesebro Yeah yeah, yeah,

525
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: that's rough one bro. What he walks into a law firm.

526
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: They're like, it's like when someone named like Luke checks

527
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: into a basketball game and everyone's like, uh, cheese, what's

528
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: up from? I forget? Can I just say the rating

529
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: like Pence. The reason Pence isn't what his home rated

530
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: it is because you know, they don't. He doesn't want

531
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: anyone to find out his like little SNM dungeon with

532
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: like weird pictures of like Mary Magdalen looking real fly

533
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, Like I was gonna say, he definitely

534
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: strikes me as a dude that would have a basement

535
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: full of like kneelers with nails in them, you know

536
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: what I mean, like that kind of like alright, dude,

537
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: nail is a design feature, not a bug. Yes, one

538
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: thousand percent. Where he's like I need to kneel and

539
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: look at her and break oh god. Yeah yeah. It's

540
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: some opus day weird aship m and a little bit

541
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: of p yeah exactly. And a place to bleach your eyebrows.

542
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, No, no one's asking what's in the eyebrow bleach? Alright,

543
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: let's talk about this list. We talked about it last week.

544
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,479
Speaker 1: It's just a fun list to return to. These are

545
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: new bits of social etiquette that New York Magazine is suggesting.

546
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: Is it perfect? No? Is it elitist? Well? I'll tell

547
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: you that. The very first rule is you don't have

548
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: to read everyone's book. We can't be expected to spend

549
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: all our time at tabolizing content by friends or friends

550
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 1: of friends, like, so a way to start with one

551
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: everyone can relate to. You know, all of my friends

552
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: have books. Everyone it's just a written a memoir and

553
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: I had just gotten around, Oh my god, that's but

554
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: there's also good stuff, like there's good stuff in there,

555
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: like they're there are hundreds of these and that there's

556
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: some good stuff. That we talked last week about one

557
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: that was never tell anyone who you think they look like?

558
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: That weird. It's just weird. It's yeah, it's both weird.

559
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: It's bad for anyone who's doing the you know who

560
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: you look like that you're about to say something that

561
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: is gonna fuck you, like funk that person up or whatever.

562
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: But it's so it's so revealing that it's always interesting,

563
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 1: Like I do want to know what they're gonna say.

564
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like it, but I desperately want to

565
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: know what the fun they're gonna say. That's why I

566
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: always like, as someone who's mixed, like it's so funny

567
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: because ethnicity really is in the eye of the beholder.

568
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: People won't tag you be like, dude, this your doppelganger.

569
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: You're like, what are you world? But that being said, Jack,

570
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: you dook, you do look like el Chappo's son. Yeah,

571
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh yeah, that's this came up. I did

572
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: not talk about that, but yeah, you pointed out on

573
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: Twitter that I do look a little like el chappo son.

574
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: Who I was like, yeah, I will take that. He

575
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: is hot and very young guy. Yeah, he's hot, dangerous young,

576
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: all that grape rows. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna

577
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: have to do a Google. I've never seen it. Looks

578
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: like google that, but it's just funny. Like as a

579
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: fat person, I get. I mean, I've gotten Chrissie mets Um.

580
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: This is us like twice since I've lived in natural

581
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: and I could not look anything less like her other

582
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: than we're both fat women. Like where I'm like, oh

583
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: my god, what that's anything like her? Nothing like not

584
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: a stip. Like we don't dress similarly. Our styles are

585
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: not the same. We don't have the same hair color,

586
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: we don't have the same eye color. The only thing

587
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: we have is big, round bodies with big round heads,

588
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: Like that's literally it her makeups fly. I feel like

589
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: like that's it just don't look alike, right, and like

590
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: what yeah, but people, people are really reflective, reflectively go

591
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: to that a lot. I talked about how I got

592
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: Walton Goggins one time and it ruined my days. I

593
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: don't think that is very funny actor from Vice Vice

594
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: Principles And did you just look him up? Yeah, Waldon

595
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: Goggins is early man Like look at this moment, it's

596
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: like he's got chro magnum. Yeah, here's some news so

597
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: that those are the ones we talked about last week.

598
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: Some some new new rules, because that's what they would

599
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: have called it. If Bill maherhud one to pick up

600
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: the phone, what's that? I said it? Were you going

601
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: to break into? One? Don't pick up the phone? So

602
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: one is don't post r i P s for celebrities

603
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: unless David Crosby was your actual uncle refrain. I think

604
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: this is true if you're just posting a picture and

605
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: being like, oh man, r I P. That said. I

606
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: love a celebrity story, like and I feel like you

607
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: get true and like wild stories about celebrities like behaving

608
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: badly when they die or behaving like awesomely when they die,

609
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: so I will allow a personal anecdote about said celebrity

610
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 1: when the celebrity does personally what are you guys this thought?

611
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: I'm with you on that. I think if you have

612
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: a personal connection of some sort and it's to a

613
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: degree that you feel compelled to do that, you know,

614
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: and you've got, like you said, you've got some sort

615
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: of anecdote or some sort of you know, relevance or

616
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,240
Speaker 1: an interesting sort of take, I think that that's fine.

617
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: I do think it's weird when people post videos of

618
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: like crying or like, you know what I mean, where

619
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: they're like in tears and it's like you've never met

620
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: that person, you don't know them, they don't know you.

621
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: Like you've got to calm down, you know what I mean,

622
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: Just handle that, processing whatever you need to do. But

623
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to involve the rest of us. But

624
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: it's it's also be held in. You should are not

625
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: held in. You should cry and do whatever you need

626
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: to do, but it's you should also be embarrassed by

627
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: that and not posted on main one thousand percent. I

628
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: think it's weird to cry when some celebrity dies. Generally,

629
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: but then I have to maybe admit something that's gonna

630
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: get me a lot of hate. I think the closest

631
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Speaker 1: I was like crying when a celebrity died. Call him

632
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: a celebrity, call him a twenty one century socialist. When

633
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Speaker 1: Hugo Chavez died, it sucked me up, you know, as

634
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 1: a socialist, as someone who's like you know, believes in

635
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: the Latin American left. Yes, he wasn't perfect, but reduced

636
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: poverty by in that country, extreme poverty. It sucked me

637
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: up that he died. Slash was given cancer by the CIA.

638
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: Obs um No. But here's the thing. Here's what I

639
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: don't like about posting our I p s of celebrities.

640
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: It always makes me feel guilty that I didn't like

641
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: that celebrity harder, so I retroactively try to be cool

642
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: and be like totally I knew blankety black, you know

643
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, I'm not just googling them now

644
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: and ordering their books. Yeah, another elitist one. You and

645
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: Bobby de Niro may go way back, but to everyone else,

646
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: he's Robert. This is true. This always makes me hate

647
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: the celebrity a little bit, But it's also like a

648
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: fun way like I think celebrities should keep doing it

649
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: because it reminds us that they're not like us and

650
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 1: they're trash. But it like, who is the intended audience

651
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 1: of this article? Like that that was like this one?

652
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: Is this just for like James Marsden, like the it's

653
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,879
Speaker 1: a very random thing, like this person must have been

654
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: like around some real d bags that are just like

655
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: referring to like are they just like randomly referring to Bobby?

656
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, Bobby who oh de Niro? Did you know Bobby?

657
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: Like how is this? How often is this happening? That

658
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: this made this article the Times editors and they assumed

659
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: the rest of us. I guess he was like one

660
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: dinner that he felt on the out of and he

661
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: was like, you know what rules Like that's what. It

662
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: also feels kind of like a troll. Like I've read

663
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: all of these. I feel like some of them are

664
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: pretty satirical. Like one of them is like, don't wake

665
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: up your partner ever. Ever, if you think there's an intruder,

666
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: work it out, deal with it. Is like yeah, which

667
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: is true because I always think there's an intruder and

668
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: there definitely is not, but maybe there is. And I

669
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: have woken up my partner, but like, oh, I'm not

670
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: supposed to use partner unless quote you want to get

671
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: something out of it, according to him, which is like

672
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: straight people can't use partner unless it's like there's an

673
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: angle to which I'm like, that's terrible. That's that's super terrible.

674
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: Like I take such umbrage with that because like I'm

675
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: a forty five year old woman, I don't have a

676
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: boyfriend one of my sixteen Like that's just ridiculous, like

677
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: that is. And also like as women, I think in general,

678
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,879
Speaker 1: women are more comfortable using the word boyfriend, like whether

679
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: we're two or one, we will use that because it's

680
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: like we want to say we have one. But like

681
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: men have been avoiding the word girlfriend forever like there's

682
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: nothing like my friend, like and then as they get older,

683
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: it just gets worse, like some fifty year old man's like, oh,

684
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: this is my lady friend, where it's like, yeah, I

685
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: get it, broke, you still fuck, Like you know why

686
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: do you partners? Fine? Part nor is the best word.

687
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: That's who that person is. It is your partner in life. Like,

688
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: but I've also been on the other side where I've

689
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: said partner people like oh what does she do? And

690
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, uh, excuse me, how do you not know that? What?

691
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: Like just to assume that I am gay because I

692
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: use that, you know, not that there's anything wrong with that,

693
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: but it's like, it's just it's so silly to me,

694
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 1: like what an antiquated version and that we're still hung

695
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: up on this if you're not married that like you

696
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: can't use long enough. It's not long enough. It's it

697
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: should be normalized and without and it can be open

698
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: whether you know that person same sex or not. It

699
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,919
Speaker 1: should just And also, if there's an intruder in my house,

700
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,439
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have to wake up because he's gonna

701
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 1: be awakened. That person is gonna have a fucking gun

702
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: in their face. So I don't like not in my house.

703
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Like I've got cameras, I got things for

704
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: a reason, and if I get up first, they're gonna

705
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:50,919
Speaker 1: have two guns in their face like that, it's gonna

706
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: be both of us. But if they tracked mud in

707
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: the house, you will pop that rug right in the

708
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: washer and be fine. That's what I'm saying. Shoot someone,

709
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Get rid of that body,

710
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: Dig a hole, let that ruck. It's just because you know,

711
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: anything wrong with just because you wanna you know, it's

712
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 1: a it's a hassle to bring the police in and stuff,

713
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: and you're self sufficient exactly all right. One that I

714
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: wanna induct into the like these need to be absolute

715
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: rules for everyone. The other two where the celebrity lookalikes

716
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: and also white people only get to pronounce fifty cent

717
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: like I just did, they don't get to do that

718
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: is the other. Yeah, I think those are two rules

719
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 1: that need to be everybody needs to agree on that.

720
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:38,959
Speaker 1: I think this one, why are we still talking about?

721
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: Like why is that? Like? Who? Who are these these

722
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: allegiance of people that are still I say, never stop

723
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: talking about fifty cent? What about flow right up? How?

724
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: How how can how how do we treat that one?

725
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: I think just insist on pronouncing it Florida and uh

726
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: just own just steer into the whiteness and irrelevance. Florida,

727
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: Florida was a wonderful rapper with a terrible hairline. That's

728
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: right for group dinners. This this isn't even funny. This

729
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: is just one that I want to add to the

730
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: you know, the ten commandments for group dinners with friends

731
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: always split the bill evenly. But if you're drinking and

732
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: I'm not offered to pay the entire tip, yes, yes, perfect, yes,

733
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: consense the itemizing of it and like being le let

734
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 1: me see you just just leads to chaos. And then yes,

735
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: people who don't drink, it's it's not fun to really

736
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: not fun to pay for other people's alcohol. Yeah, yeah,

737
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: I think that's not great. It's not the end of

738
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: the world. But like it's it's a very courteous thing

739
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: to do to be like, hey, since you didn't drink,

740
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: you I'll pay for the tip anyway. But but you

741
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 1: have but you can't, like you have to offer if

742
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: you're the one who didn't drink, how do you ride that?

743
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: It's very difficult. Also another one, I just want to induct.

744
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: Saw someone shoplifting, No you didn't agree with that, Yeah,

745
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: shut up anything in general that is a crime against

746
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: a piece of property. Shut the funk up. Okay, that's

747
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 1: not that's not a person, So you can really Also,

748
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: saw someone digging in the trash, Just let it go,

749
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 1: let you in your it's fine, it's fine, it's trash.

750
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: You put it there. Unless they're like clearly a ci age,

751
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: in which case you might want to just introduce your yes,

752
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,959
Speaker 1: thank you. C All right, let's take a quick break.

753
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: We'll come back, we'll talk about Titanic, and we're back,

754
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: and we got more rules to discuss. Sorry, because this one,

755
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: this one's tricky and it kind of ties into this episode.

756
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: Don't talk about your baby. So the spirit of this

757
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: because there's an entire rite up for this one. It's

758
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: not like the one that was just wink more or

759
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: always wink was one of them with no explanation. It

760
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: was like my friend, this one someone's grandpa. Right, So

761
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: this one is all about like you have like single

762
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: friends they're like, oh my god, like what's it, Like,

763
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: how's your baby? And people just being like it's fine,

764
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: you know, like being like I hate it. It's the worst.

765
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: I think you can be fine. Two, like be honest

766
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 1: about you just don't be like overwhelmingly negative about the

767
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: parenting thing. Unless it is a way to cling as

768
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: a new mom. It is a way to cling to

769
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: your old self or like chalk up your old self

770
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: as someone who was more social and cooler than you

771
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: actually were when you lee were had mom energy and

772
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: dad energy before you had a kid, and you do

773
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 1: love your kid, but it's it's like it's this weird overcompensation,

774
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: and it's also assuming that the person doesn't want to

775
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: hear about your baby. I can tell you right now,

776
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: it's very clear which people want to like and would

777
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: be receptive or even think babies are cute, and which

778
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: people are absolutely not so like exactly, so you kind

779
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: of like, as a parent, you kind of have to

780
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: like walk that line. I don't know. I guess I

781
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: get this one and I don't get this one at

782
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: the same time. It's just it can't be a rule.

783
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: Can I'm sorry, we cannot induct this one. I'm sorry

784
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 1: New York Magazine. I know you lobbied hard for this one.

785
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: We will not be inducting this one ever. It's got

786
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: the Pete Rose band because it's it's just written from

787
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: one very specific person's perspective who wants to hear about

788
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: one very specific friend. Like you can just tell some

789
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: of these are just working through a bad dinner that

790
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: they had, and like I've had a bad dinner with

791
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: Pete like before had kids with parents, like two parents

792
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: who only talked about their kids, complete with doing the

793
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: voice of the kid. And it was. It was a lot.

794
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: It was like talking no, no, it was the opposite,

795
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 1: and it was I mean not the opposite. They weren't

796
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: like bragging, but they were like telling stories. They were

797
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 1: like would be cute if I had been there right

798
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: when the kid did it. But it is, And it's

799
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: definitely like something that like if it happened with my kids,

800
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: I would, like, you know, excitedly tell my wife when

801
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: she got home, you know, but I would. It's to

802
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: assume that level of interest. Emotional honesty is great. I

803
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: think that's the overall point, is like emotional honesty, like

804
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: you wanna if if it's hard, like go into detail

805
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: about that, don't just be like, uh, don't even get

806
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 1: me started on my kid and move move along. Like

807
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: don't don't let parenting be an opportunity to shut out

808
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: your friends who aren't parenting. Just use be do do

809
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: the hard work of digging deep and and expressing your emotions.

810
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: I mean, that's somebody who doesn't have cho When I

811
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: asked people like hey, like how's your kid, or like

812
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: how's new mom life or whatever going, like I do

813
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: generally want to know the answer, but I also I

814
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: sort of delight when they talk ship because I'm like,

815
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: you know, that was a mistake, and you know what

816
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: I mean, Yeah, it also reminds me that I made

817
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: a good choice where I'm just like, oh god, like

818
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: I brought it up and I just bummed them out.

819
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: Like I think it might be a better rule, which is,

820
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: don't ask your friends with kids how their kids are.

821
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: Ask them how they're doing, How how are you doing,

822
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: How's how's life? Like most parents I know are overwhelmed

823
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: or they're fine with it because they're old enough, but

824
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: like they're out because they don't want to talk about

825
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: their kids. And people feel obligated to bring it up.

826
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,479
Speaker 1: Or it's like you said, you know, jackets to people

827
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: that are like to tell you everything that happening great

828
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: to you know, like oh well what's school? It's like

829
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: not that's for you and your husband or your wife,

830
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: for your partner or whomever you made that child with.

831
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: That's that's for you. Guys. Just tell me they're fine

832
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: and let's keep it moving, you know what I mean,

833
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: like moving? Yeah, read the room, but do refer to

834
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: Robert de Niro's body. But I do think it's an

835
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: interesting like I think people need like like in the

836
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: Brazilian Truscaria is like a red or green in terms

837
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: of are they cool with talking about kids or not?

838
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: Because I totally because I try to also remember remind

839
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: my like friends who are in the fertility struggle and

840
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: that is very real around my age, like like you

841
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: might not want this, you know what I mean, Like,

842
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: don't mean like I support you obviously want all the things.

843
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: And yes, and I know it can be funked up

844
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: to say, like, don't tell me what I don't want,

845
00:47:53,880 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 1: but I'm just like newborns are fucking it's way too

846
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: much work. But to your point to like it just

847
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: might be like crappy if you've been trying and trying

848
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: and trying to hear people talking about kids and it's

849
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: like you're happy to go to your friends and now

850
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: they're all talking about kids, Like great, Now I feel

851
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: more on the outside than I've ever felt before, Like

852
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: how devastating, Like that would be terrible. Yes, yes, it's

853
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: definitely not me, but you're You've got a whole fam

854
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: of furries. Ye I've I've made worst decisions. All right, Well,

855
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: I want to talk about my friend, uh Jim Cameron,

856
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: who made the film Titanic. Wow, not learning your lesson?

857
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What does he go by?

858
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: Oh James, I guess so Jimmy. It's just so formal.

859
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: You know him as Jimmy. I know jim, I just

860
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: know him as Jim But he has brought Titanic back

861
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: to capitalize on Valentine's Day. I did not realize this.

862
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: The biggest day in the history of Titanic at the

863
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: box office was Valentine's Day out. Then yeah, it came

864
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,760
Speaker 1: out on Christmas. I remember this? Do you guys remember?

865
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: Like I, I've always cared about box office and like

866
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: how movies are being received and ship like that, and

867
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 1: I why do you care out? It's just always been

868
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 1: like I've always checked the box office since I was

869
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: like a kid like that, and like also been doing

870
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,720
Speaker 1: like even before Rotten Tomatoes. I was always like checking

871
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: what the critical consensus was because I'm I don't know,

872
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: there's something broken in me. But when Titans imagining like

873
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: a ten year old Jack, just like I cannot believe

874
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: the Transformers did not break five mill five mil. But

875
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: like Bill, I don't come on Transformers killing it. I

876
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: don't look at the numbers. Chat I don't look at

877
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: the numbers clearly, So twenty five year anniversary of the

878
00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 1: biggest day, biggest box office in titan A history and

879
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 1: years I feel so old. So they're dropping the three

880
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: D version on our ass again. Three D Yeah, yeah,

881
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: they did a three D version about a decade ago

882
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: that I didn't remember, but apparently when Kate Winslet's tips

883
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: look even. But it made sixty million the last time

884
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: they put it out in three D, and this time

885
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: I think just hoping to capitalize on slow box office,

886
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,280
Speaker 1: not a lot of movies being released. We're talking theater release,

887
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 1: theater release. Mike's Last Dance. Oh that's what, y what

888
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: it was poking into me as I'm watching it in

889
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: the theater. I think you spend the whole day in

890
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 1: the theater. You go from Avatar to to Titanic to

891
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: Magic Mike's Last Dance. That is just like, just do

892
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: it like we did when we were fourteen. Sneak between

893
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: them and your but will be a literal square. Yeah. Actually,

894
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 1: just bring some lumbar support, you know, bring your own cushions,

895
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: bring your own snacks, bring a whole lunch, pay for

896
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: the cheap seats down front at the movie theater because

897
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 1: now those are cheaper than the middle of the normal seats.

898
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: Isn't Biden going to stop that? Biden said, junk built

899
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: junk fees. We're getting rid of junk fees. Yeah, that's

900
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: a junk fee. Joseph Joey Joey. Yeah. Then you can

901
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: just like do some some squats and ship if you

902
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 1: if you want to, if you're doing a full day,

903
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 1: you know, just walk the eyes while you're sitting. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

904
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: But this is I'm assuming this is going to bring

905
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 1: up one of my favorite Internet phenomena, which is young

906
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,760
Speaker 1: people being like, yo, Titanic is based on a true story,

907
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 1: are you serious? Which I remember like seeing that in

908
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 1: two thousand, like the last time that it was re

909
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: released with younger millennials, and I'm sure we'll see it

910
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: again with gen Z. Is this like like that Paul

911
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: McCartney is like, he's real good for like an old guy. Yeah,

912
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 1: they can sign him. So. I don't know if you

913
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 1: guys have ever been to one. I think there's actually

914
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: more than one, but in Pigeon Forge there is an actual,

915
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what to call it. It's a Titanic

916
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: like museum. Slash experience. So it's basically like the whole

917
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: building looks literally looks like the Titanic drowning. There is

918
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: a fake iceberg and water shooting out of the iceberg,

919
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: and the whole thing is like you get onto the

920
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 1: boat and then they take you around inside and they

921
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: have pictures from the Titanic like explaining that, like how

922
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: the Titanic drowned, and like you kind of slay like

923
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 1: the boat like shakes and stuff. It's incredibly weird. But

924
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: when I was there, we went and did it because

925
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: I was like I need to know. I need to

926
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: know what's going on in here. This is the most

927
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: buzz are thing I've ever seen of like an attraction,

928
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: that's what. That was the word I was looking for earlier.

929
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: But when I was in there, there was a kid

930
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 1: in there that literally had that epiphany. It was like,

931
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: oh wow, they made a whole like attraction, like there's

932
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: a whole park based on the movie. And then like

933
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: the parent was trying to explain to the child that

934
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: it wasn't a real thing, and then the kid put

935
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: it all together and was like, so we're here celebrating

936
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: how people died. And I was like, there you go, kid,

937
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: this was a tragedy in a very luxurious and romantic way.

938
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: They He's like, why do people get on the boat

939
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: if they knew what was going to crash? And I

940
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: was like, another great question. I don't think they knew.

941
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: But this is why though I feel like kids generally

942
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: need more dry, twenty minute documentary PBS documentaries in their lives,

943
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like like we need to

944
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: watch more Nova, like I I want to raise my

945
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: kid on those documentaries, or like I used to watch

946
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: a documentary about castles over and over again when I

947
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: was little, and I like learned a lot about something

948
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: that isn't like I must care about a romance in

949
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: order to care about this, you know, this piece of history,

950
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: but also done in a way that is for kind

951
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: of like smooth brained people I eat children as well,

952
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: you know, like there's gotta be we gotta split the

953
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: difference because it's true that like, after watching Titanic, you

954
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: think Titanic is just about a woman named Rose and

955
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: a guy named Jack, and like it should every movie

956
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: should end with like the way Spike Lead does, where

957
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: it's like, here's this fictional story kind of and then

958
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: he ends with like, actually it's really real picture, kid, Yeah,

959
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: because I don't think Titanic is like based on a

960
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: true story at the at the beginning, maybe maybe it is,

961
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: but yeah, I just had the realization because I was

962
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: reading a book with my kids last night that was

963
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: about like skyscraper construction and steal beings, like how you

964
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: put those together, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna

965
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 1: have to tell them about nine eleven at some point

966
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: before so they don't learn about it on the internet

967
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: and you get truth. I'm like, oh no, yeah, I

968
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: need to need to like figure out how I'm going

969
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: to tell my six Are you going to tell them? Though? Like,

970
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,320
Speaker 1: what's the what's the rehearsal? I feel it's like, so

971
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: there is some controversy. Um, I'm not gone I should

972
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: from the model that Daddy created here for you, honey,

973
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: that Jed Field cannot melt these here. Let's just I'm

974
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 1: gonna light it on fire. Yeah, and George Bush did, dude,

975
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:44,879
Speaker 1: but we're we don't talk about that impolite company son.

976
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:49,280
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. It's I love Titanic. Titanic

977
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: just scratches that itch for me, like I it definitely

978
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: came out in my Leo phase. You know, I bald

979
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: at Romeo and Juliette in the theater bald. My friends

980
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,120
Speaker 1: and I had a contest who could ball loud or

981
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: at the end of that movie. Then Titanic comes out,

982
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: They're like, I think I saw it in like the

983
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 1: frontiest row, which would be the cheap seats now in

984
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: the corner, and just lapped up every single moment. I

985
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: probably saw multiple times in the theater, but I don't

986
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: remember what an epic. I mean, James Cameron is a

987
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: piece of ship. He left his wife for the young

988
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: hot actress, the granddaughter or whatever, remember that, Yeah, did

989
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 1: he leave bigelow for her? I don't know, kath Anyway,

990
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,280
Speaker 1: it's fine, Jimmy and I will talk about it later, truly,

991
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 1: but yeah, Well, so it came out when I was

992
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 1: in high school, and you know, Leonardo Dicabrio's name in

993
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: that is Jack, So that was beneficial to me. Yeah,

994
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: I was in college, and so I waited for it

995
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:53,799
Speaker 1: to come on a video tape and I went down

996
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: to the good old Blockbuster. It came out to VHS

997
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 1: tapes because so long, and I remember watching it in

998
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 1: my little like studio apartment. I had one of those

999
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 1: TVs that was a TV in a VCR and the

1000
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,919
Speaker 1: same thing, you know what I mean, maybe yeah, maybe

1001
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 1: maybe nineteen inches if I was lucky, realistically, was probably twelve.

1002
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: It was a very small TV, and I remember watching

1003
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: it and just like, was so fucking bored. Was just like,

1004
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 1: this is the most boring. I'm like, when the funk

1005
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: is this boat in a tank? Because if I have

1006
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: to see one more like longing loving, look like I

1007
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: am the I hate romantic movies. Like I'm not big

1008
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: on romance. I'm very practical, Like if it happens organically,

1009
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm with it, but like, you're not going to get

1010
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 1: me with a romantic like anything. I hated that movie.

1011
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: I never put in the second tape. To be honest

1012
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 1: with you, I've never watched the whole thing from starting

1013
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: to finish. I watched the first side and was like, yeah, yeah,

1014
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: the boat stinks. I get it, all right. Someone ends

1015
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: up like never watched the Child. You gotta watch it

1016
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 1: just for Billy Zanes line, you know, I think the yeah,

1017
00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: you should just fast forward to the part where the

1018
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 1: boat starts. At one point, a guy falls off the

1019
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: boat when it's like all the way it tipped over

1020
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: and then like hits his head on like a thing

1021
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: and just like starts spinning. Like it's like one of

1022
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 1: the coolest moments of violence in any movie. And it

1023
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 1: just like hidden in an hour, two hours, two hours

1024
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: and minutes into this like romantic epic. Well, the best

1025
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: part is that actually, speaking of whether it was real

1026
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: or not, in the history of it, if they sort

1027
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: of blame Kate Winslet and Leo the couple for the

1028
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: fact that because they were making out and the people

1029
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: were supposed to just like see where the boat was headed,

1030
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: We're watching them make out, like yeah, then they turned

1031
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 1: their back and it's like, oh, ship, I book right

1032
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 1: ahead funking. So like I love how Jimmy effectively, yeah,

1033
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: claimed rewrote history. Yeah. I mean there's also the fact

1034
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: that the captain, like he does blame capitalism a little bit,

1035
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 1: which is good because that's what happened, that's what caused it, right,

1036
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: too many candle labras on the yeah and no, the

1037
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: captain being like, yeah, we're just gonna fucking fly with

1038
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 1: this thing because we want to like show off and

1039
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: get there fast, and you know, but yeah, I also

1040
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: plan I I remember, I think I've only seen Titanic

1041
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 1: once and I think my overwhelming impression was that the

1042
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 1: romantic dialogue was like written by somebody who has never

1043
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 1: experienced human love, and like I just had this again

1044
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: because my kids are like watching Star Wars, which they're

1045
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 1: too young, but I've been told but not the not

1046
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: the really scary ones, but they were just watching episode

1047
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: two with where Anakin Skywalker and Natalie Portman or like

1048
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 1: falling in love. I was again just like the worst

1049
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 1: romantic dialogue that's ever been conceived. But it's it's like

1050
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: a turing test for a for a so a path.

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Speaker 1: I take major umbradge with the idea that the script

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Speaker 1: for Titanic, which is brilliant, and the love story, which

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Speaker 1: is brilliant, is it all as garbo as fucking Anakin

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Speaker 1: and Princess. I need to go back. Maybe maybe that

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Speaker 1: you're right that was written by like chat GBT, like

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Speaker 1: like just someone who's never actually like climaxed. I wrote that. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: you can go see it on the big screen, Lydia,

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Speaker 1: don't miss your chance. You know what I will? Maybe

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Speaker 1: I will. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get an

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Speaker 1: expensive seat. Yeah, yeah, that's right, the splurge. I've been

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Speaker 1: to a movie theater and so long. The last movie

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Speaker 1: I saw in the theater was in Palm Springs during

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Speaker 1: the pandemic and I went and saw an Indian movie

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Speaker 1: called Boo Boo To. Actually it was fantastic, it was

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Speaker 1: really great. Didn't understand what they were saying, but I

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Speaker 1: had a great time. That's awesome. Bobil A too electric

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Speaker 1: behobial a galou very close. Honestly, I'm sorry. I apologize

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Speaker 1: for that. Lydia. Truly a pleasure having you as always.

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Speaker 1: Where can people find follow you all that good stuff?

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Speaker 1: I am across all of the social media's at hater

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Speaker 1: Tuesday you can find me there. I'm in the process

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Speaker 1: of renovating my website, but like who goes to those,

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Speaker 1: it's just gonna point you to my social anyway. But

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Speaker 1: you can still see ship. We know where shows and

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Speaker 1: stuff are there. But yeah, follow me on socials. There

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Speaker 1: you go. And is there a work of social media

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Speaker 1: or just general media that you've been enjoying? So yes,

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Speaker 1: I have been enjoying. I enjoyed it it already, but

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Speaker 1: it came out today. My dear friend She's certainly my

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Speaker 1: friend and absolutely nobody else's, but Miss Marcella Arguo came

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Speaker 1: out comedy special, her half hour called Bitch Grow Up

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Speaker 1: on HBO. That is a work of media that I

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Speaker 1: cannot wait to sit down and actually watch on the television.

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Speaker 1: I was there at the taping. I cried because it

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Speaker 1: was literally the most perfect thirty minutes of comedy, and

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Speaker 1: I like watched her put it all together and to

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Speaker 1: see her nail it so perfectly, I was just like

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Speaker 1: the proudest friend and then simultaneously furious as a fellow

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Speaker 1: comedian because I was like, great, uh fucking great, cool,

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Speaker 1: you just did that perfect awesome. That makes me feel

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Speaker 1: great about myself. Like that's the honest description of like

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Speaker 1: be having a really good friend in comedy. You're like

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Speaker 1: you're so happy for them and also jealous at the

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Speaker 1: same time, just like it so nailed it, like literally

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Speaker 1: nailed it the first time around, went through literally thirty

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Speaker 1: perfect minutes of comedy so much so good. Like the

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Speaker 1: second taping, like she sucked off and did crowd work.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you fucking bitch, you know, but she

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Speaker 1: worked really really hard, So I am so proud of

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Speaker 1: her and it's very, very funny, and I think that

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Speaker 1: everyone should watch it. And she's incredible and I adore her,

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Speaker 1: and I'm all about supporting my friends and making sure

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Speaker 1: And I don't have anything to to promote other than

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Speaker 1: will be in Fort Collins at the Comedy for headlining

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Speaker 1: in April. I think theot So if you're in Colorado

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Speaker 1: on April, you can come and see me. But until then,

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Speaker 1: you know, watch watch Marcelo's show. Yeah, and then we'll

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Speaker 1: be doing women Touch Wednesdays on which is Wednesday. If

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Speaker 1: you want to do in Los Angeles at the Improv,

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Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah. Marcella is one of one of

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Speaker 1: our listeners favorite. She comes off and just rusts my ass. Francesca,

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Speaker 1: Where can people Find You? Is their work of media

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Speaker 1: you've been enjoying. You can follow me and find me

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Speaker 1: at Franni Feo f r A and I f I

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Speaker 1: O on Twitter and Instagram and TikTok I guess and

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Speaker 1: listen to or watch the Bituation Room on a YouTube channel,

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Speaker 1: one Twitch or as a podcast. I you know what,

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Speaker 1: I just saw this photo of speaking. Everyone's just going

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Speaker 1: to be like, you know, you're a big old socialist

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Speaker 1: from Jessica but Bernie Anderson Lula da Silva, president of

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Speaker 1: Brazil shaking hands on Twitter, and uh, I love this photo.

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Speaker 1: Sanders is gonna get heat, not heat for it, but

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Speaker 1: just like, no, no, nothing, I just love it. I

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Speaker 1: love actual internationalism when it comes to democratic socialists. So

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm enjoying. I'm enjoying this for two old

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Speaker 1: old ask dudes shaking hand. Oh I love that amazing.

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Speaker 1: Uh tweet I've been enjoying. Hey man, nice tweet at

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Speaker 1: jazz and my pants, tweeted Leonardo DiCaprio. Be like Stacy

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Speaker 1: has got it going on Stacy's mom because he's you know,

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Speaker 1: when you sing, I don't understand what song it is

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Speaker 1: until Stacy has got it going on. Maybe I haven't.

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Speaker 1: It literally is like it's very dead, like like la

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Speaker 1: la la, Yeah yeah yeah, what is that? What do

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Speaker 1: you say? And you're like the fun like Fantasy by

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Speaker 1: Mariah Carey. You didn't get that? Yeah? Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I mean, I don't know if I did

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Speaker 1: Doja cat well, but like you're the first song you

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Speaker 1: opened with Jack, Like I didn't know what that was

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Speaker 1: until like the fifth line. Okay, yeah, well I'm I

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Speaker 1: think that's because I'm a bad singer. I think that

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell you that, Yeah, we have

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Speaker 1: to bring marcella energy and roast you. Welcomed anyways. You

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Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brien, I

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Speaker 1: don't get any fucking ideas from this roasting that you

1145
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Speaker 1: can come on social media and roast me. I will

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Speaker 1: not allow he block your ass. You can find us

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Speaker 1: on Twitter at daily Zeite. Guys were at the Daily

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Speaker 1: Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and

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Speaker 1: a website, Daily zeitgeist dot com, where we post our

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Speaker 1: episodes on our foot notes where we link off to

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Speaker 1: the information that we talked about in today's episode, as

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Speaker 1: well as the song that we think you might enjoy.

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Speaker 1: Superproducer justin what is a song that you think people

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Speaker 1: might enjoy? This is a fantastic song in honor of you,

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Speaker 1: of being here. This is a song called Joe Lene

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Speaker 1: and it's not a cover of the Goddess Dolly Parton's

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Speaker 1: song is not trying to be but you know, I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to put that cosmetic like tan gentile thread

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Speaker 1: in there. But this is an amazing approbeat song by

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Speaker 1: Vick Tony I recommended the song in his last Week

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Speaker 1: I Think and katiz O this. It's an amazing African

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Speaker 1: group that just kind of came together and made this

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Speaker 1: beautiful song called Joe Lene. You can check this song

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Speaker 1: out in the footnotes. The Daily Zyka is a production

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Speaker 1: by Heart Radio. For more podcast for my heart Radio

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Speaker 1: is the heart Radio app Apple podcast. Wherever you listen

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Speaker 1: to your favorite shows, that is going to do it

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Speaker 1: for us this morning, back this afternoon to tell you

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