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Speaker 1: Morning Show? Well, well, well look what the cat dragged

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Speaker 1: in today. Hi, Gandhi, Good morning, Froggy, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 1: They're scaty. Where is our senior executive producer, straight Nate? Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess this is what happens when you're this senior

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It is Thursday, October seventeenth. Danielle

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Speaker 1: know we have a birthday to celebrate today, Scary, tell

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Speaker 1: him whose birthday it is? Marshall Mathers. Love him? Yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: Marshall Mathers, Happy birthday. This is your request by Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: that is an old song, Gondhi, I love it, child.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, Welcome to the show and happy birthday, Eminem.

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Speaker 1: So what do you want to do? Should we go

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Speaker 1: it's Susan. Hello, Hello, is this Susan? Yes, Elvis's a

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Speaker 1: good morning. Well, good morning, Susan. What's your day? All about?

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Speaker 1: My day is all about going to work. If yesterday's

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Speaker 1: weather today is a little wendy, but I'm making it through. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: York area, they had the craziest weather. The weather was

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Speaker 1: Morning Show shirt. Yeah, here coming for shirt. We'll totally

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Speaker 1: To have a great time in la. I will thank

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Speaker 1: Your day is an eight Aquarius. Reach out to someone

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Speaker 1: new today. Your positive energy is exactly what they need

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Speaker 1: to give you a copy of my book because well,

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Speaker 1: didn't think that was really possible. But a photographer is

419
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Speaker 1: saying I took that picture. You don't have the rights

420
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,280
Speaker 1: to it. But I have a question for you guys

421
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 1: about this stuff. If a picture is taken by someone

422
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,879
Speaker 1: and then it's out in the world and everybody can

423
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,280
Speaker 1: see it. You're not able to repost it it belongs

424
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 1: to someone else. It actually does, Okay, if if if

425
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,280
Speaker 1: a picture it was taken by someone else and they

426
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,879
Speaker 1: own it absolutely, that's their Usually it's a licensed thing

427
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,880
Speaker 1: and it's there, it's their business. I know it sounds weird.

428
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,800
Speaker 1: Well how does that work with Instagram? I mean, how

429
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Speaker 1: are you supposed to really be able to trace back

430
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 1: exactly where a photo came from? But I don't know. Yeah,

431
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,240
Speaker 1: Liam Payne, we all love the guys from one direction.

432
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 1: He says that if they would have all stayed in

433
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,520
Speaker 1: one direction, it would have killed him. He said it

434
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,639
Speaker 1: was terrible for his health that they were just touring

435
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,840
Speaker 1: all the time. They were exhausted, and then after the

436
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,959
Speaker 1: success he actually turned to alcohol and was a bit

437
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,080
Speaker 1: of a mess for a while. Because when you're that

438
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,119
Speaker 1: young and you become successful, you either end I quote

439
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,240
Speaker 1: end up dead at whatever age, or you live life

440
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,160
Speaker 1: and get on with it. So he decided to get

441
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,479
Speaker 1: on with life. That's good. We love Liam Payne, right,

442
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 1: it's a handsome man. No. I do. I like all

443
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,959
Speaker 1: the one direction guys me too. We talked about Ellen

444
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 1: getting a lot of crap because she sat by George

445
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 1: Bush right. Well, she said, you have to love everybody.

446
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,639
Speaker 1: Everyone is your friend. It doesn't matter if they have

447
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,080
Speaker 1: a different opinion than you, you still love them. But

448
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 1: then a list came out of people who have actually

449
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 1: been banned from her show, and I love this list. No,

450
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 1: this is true. Now you know in Hollywood, these talk shows,

451
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 1: they have a list of people they banned from the show.

452
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 1: Either they don't like your political opinion, or you've been

453
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 1: on a competitors show and they won't put you Onn't

454
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,959
Speaker 1: that weird? I think the competitors show is kind of weird.

455
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,160
Speaker 1: But the political thing, I mean it goes back to, hey,

456
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 1: let's just love everybody. We can all have a discussion

457
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 1: even if you don't like what I'm saying. But was

458
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 1: on the list banned from her show Caitlyn Jenner because

459
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: apparently Caitlyn Jenner came out and said that she was

460
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 1: against gay marriage. Ellen was not happy about that. Sherry

461
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 1: Shepherd for the same reason, and this one is my favorite.

462
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 1: Kathy Griffin claims that she was banned from Ellen's show.

463
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 1: Ellen says, in order to be banned from my show,

464
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 1: you first have to be on the show. So, oh, okay,

465
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 1: do we have people banned from our show? Oh, Nate, No,

466
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 1: at this point, well, at this point, we're sort of

467
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: desperate to have anyone. You know. Well, I think there's

468
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: two unofficial bands. It's Tyle Cruise, right, yeah, Tyle Cruise

469
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,919
Speaker 1: never again. Yeah, and USh you're back in your good graces. No,

470
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: Usherton has never been banned on the show. Okay, no, no, no,

471
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: we The interview we had with Usher was not good,

472
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: but I definitely want to redo with him because he's

473
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: so talented, he's so great. It was just a bad day. Now,

474
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,400
Speaker 1: I love Usher. You don't want to list is Tyle Cruz.

475
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 1: Tyle Cruise is the list. He's number one, number ten

476
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 1: and everyone in between. Has he been beating down the

477
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 1: door to promote some new things, you know, and Barry

478
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: Manelow because he's an a hole by Barry Lindsay Lohan

479
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,919
Speaker 1: is going to be releasing a new album if anyone's

480
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 1: really excited about that. Yeay, and tonight on TV we

481
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: have Thursday Night Football, the Broncos and the Chiefs. We

482
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: have Craz's Anatomy and Supernatural, as well as a show

483
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 1: on YouTube called book Tube, which is actually a book

484
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 1: club where the author hangs out with YouTube content creators

485
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 1: and you can discuss what's going on. By the way,

486
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: I'm finding out that Mercury is not in retrograde. Everything

487
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: is just and up because it's just and up. It's

488
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 1: just Mercury actually goes into retrograde on Halloween. Oh Halloween,

489
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:04,400
Speaker 1: it's true Halloween. Everyone's saying that my microphone is very low?

490
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: Am I low? No? You I'm very basy today. I'm

491
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,199
Speaker 1: not in New York. I'm in Los Angeles. I'm in

492
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: the land of basy microphones. What do you think that

493
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 1: was a jazz singer from the early nineteen hundreds, bassy microphones?

494
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: Sounds like it. No one anyway? But who else is

495
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: band from the show? I don't know. I know, you

496
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 1: know we should you know whoever's band from the show?

497
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 1: I think we should. We should extend an olive branch

498
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: and try to become friends with them again. Except for

499
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 1: Tyo Cruz. Well, I don't think we have any bands

500
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 1: in my time here, but we do have people we

501
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 1: won't invite back just because they didn't give a good interview.

502
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, I wouldn't name a name. I think there's

503
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 1: just some people that I don't think we would have

504
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: back because they weren't as great as we hope they

505
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 1: would be. And they're really not in the scene anymore.

506
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: They're not doing anything. So is Tyo? Is it Tayo

507
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,919
Speaker 1: or Tyoh? Is he still working? Does he have a

508
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 1: music out? I just looked up. He's got one point

509
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 1: nine mill followers on Twitter. Okay, well that doesn't matter,

510
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: but I'm just asking does he still have a career somewhere?

511
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not making fun of him. Well, on

512
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 1: his Twitter page you can go for bookings. There's a

513
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: link for bookings, so I'm assuming good, he needs work.

514
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,360
Speaker 1: Oh he's available. Well, don't hit that link. Uh yeah, Okay.

515
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 1: People are asking what happened to Tyo Cruise. I'll tell you.

516
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: He came on our show. He wore sunglasses during the

517
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: entire show and it's dark and he wouldn't look at us,

518
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, I can't see you, and he's like,

519
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 1: and he looked at me. So I'm not taking his

520
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: off and I went, okay, Well we started interviewing him

521
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 1: and he gave us like yes, no answers. I'm like, well, fine, bye,

522
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: see you later. He was just rude. I mean, come on, man,

523
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: I don't understan. If you don't want to do the

524
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 1: interview it's early whatever, then don't come in. Don't do it.

525
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 1: Don't come in and be a jerk. What's that noise?

526
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 1: It's his song no dance, dance dance, yea the leg

527
00:25:55,760 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 1: this is the Lego songs, Prians. Is that the last

528
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: song he had to break your heart with? Ludicrous? Well,

529
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: we love Luda Luda. So on his booking page, Elvis,

530
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: there's an artist fee. There's a form you have to

531
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: fill out if you want to book Tyo Cruise and

532
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: the artist fee section. The lowest amount of money it

533
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: would take to book Tyo Cruise is seventy five thousand dollars.

534
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: Get out of here for what? Well, you can have

535
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: an event of like a private event. He better cater

536
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: the thing. He better be in the kitchen cooking. Oh

537
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:35,439
Speaker 1: there's options live vocal, to track, full band or acoustic.

538
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: And you book a book him for over ninety minutes.

539
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: I think it might be love that. Look I'm not

540
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 1: I'm being very careful. I'm not making fun of Tyo Cruiz.

541
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 1: He's a talented guy. I'm just saying when he came

542
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: into our show, he was not very nice, and therefore

543
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 1: we're not going to have him back on. That's it.

544
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure a lot of people love is music,

545
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: and I think that's great. I don't want to take

546
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: that away from him. Is this another Tyo cruise? So

547
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 1: you remember this? No, I don't. You gotta be honest.

548
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: Oh how's it go? Break? Break? Well, this is a

549
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 1: ludicrous park. I don't really think as anybody. Okay, you

550
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: can turn that off, all right, Well anyway, so ludicrous available. Yeah,

551
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 1: we'll have him on but TiO cruise now. And he's

552
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: he's the only one on our bandlist. Yea Oasis guys

553
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: beef with them or something. Yes, well they have a

554
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 1: beef with each other. Yeah. No Gallagher showed up at

555
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: one of our events and he said it was too

556
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:44,239
Speaker 1: it's tay cold and he left like we had we

557
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: had we called it snow aces where we had no

558
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 1: Gallagher up at one of the ski the ski mountains

559
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: up in wherever upstate New York or wherever Vermont, and

560
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: uh we we have all these listeners when these days

561
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: on the slope within we'll have a concert with Noel

562
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: Gallagher and everyone showed up, drove for three hours to

563
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: get there, and he played a half of a song

564
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,239
Speaker 1: say It's ff and cold, and he left, and all

565
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 1: of our listeners are sitting there like, what do we do?

566
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: We're waiting for the concerts? Well he left, this is

567
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: too cold. Part of me loves that, just a little part. Well, no,

568
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: it's not good when you do an entire promotion around

569
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: them then they leave. Is he banned from the show?

570
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: Hell no, I mean I don't. They're not together Oasis,

571
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 1: They're never back together ever again. Probably they hate each other,

572
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: don't they. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just forgiving. I

573
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: don't mind. You know, what are you gonna do? Yes? Uh?

574
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: Straight name? Okay, So we have texters asking questions Madonna

575
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: and the Kardashians. Would you have them on the show?

576
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: I would have Madonna on in a heartbeat? Are you

577
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: kidding me? Kardashians, I guess you know. I don't know.

578
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: I'm kind of lukewarm on them, but I know that

579
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 1: Danielle loves a Kardashians, so for her, I would. Okay. Yeah.

580
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: I wish that I had the power to make a bandlist.

581
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: My bandlist would be so long, like you just crossed

582
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: us morning. Don't bring us breakfast. Your band's scary a

583
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: textre just wrote. If you google Tyo Cruise there are

584
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: not many pictures of him without his sunglasses. Doesn't it

585
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. He was rude the whole morning, But he

586
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: was rude. You were here anyway enough for that. Why

587
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: this is the most talk TiO Cruises head in his

588
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: career his career right now, I kind of want to

589
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: have him on the show now, Okay, Now, there are

590
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: a few people I would not have on the show

591
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: because they have not done well as far as publicity goes,

592
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: and maybe some things that they've done that are illegal

593
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: or questionable and creepy, you know, like I wouldn't have

594
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have Kevin Spacey on the show. Wed On

595
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: is prior to all of that coming out. Yeah, this

596
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: way before all the other the accusation accusations flew. But no,

597
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: Aaron Carter, I would have him on again, even though

598
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: it was a very uncomfortable interview we had with him.

599
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: He's you know, no, No, Mariah Carey absolutely never been

600
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: banned from our show. She and I had a fight,

601
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: but she wasn't banned anyway. Why are we doing an

602
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: entire segment on people who are banned from our show.

603
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: Ellen did, and we love it. Okay, he didn't really

604
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: do it, but there was a list that was released.

605
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: Vince Vaughan was on that list too, because apparently he

606
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: said something very unflattering one time, but then they made

607
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: up and he's been on since then. Okay, there you go.

608
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: So anyone and everyone is invited on our show except

609
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: for Tyo Cruz and Kevin Spacey. I think we can

610
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: stop there. Yeah, we're done. All right, let's take a break.

611
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: Let's get out of here. We'll be back right after this.

612
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Schools back in sessions

613
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: so I get a little extra time with my baby Audible.

614
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: It's my instant audiobook escape. How about Elton John's juicy

615
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: new memoir Me. Audible has my attention, at least until

616
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: the kids get home. Listen for yourself. Your first audiobook

617
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: is free you at audible dot com. Slash Elvis, Hey,

618
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: good morning, you're crazy monkey. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

619
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: So excited. Today's today. I'm gonna roll over to Hollywood.

620
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm in Burbank now. If you know the map of

621
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, you know where I have to go to

622
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: get there. Gonna go to Hollywood, the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

623
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: All the stars are laid out, and Wendy Williams is

624
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: getting her star today. And at the ceremony, she's asked

625
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: me to stand up and speak. So I've got to

626
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: do like a five minute speech. I have no freaking

627
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: clue what I'm gonna say. Can someone write this? Well?

628
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: I mean, scariest idea was to plagiarize the whole thing.

629
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: So I think he's probably not gonna do that. Not

630
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: gonna plagiarize the whole thing. Thank you? Scary. Wait, I'm

631
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: sorry he'said paraphrase someone else's work. No, I'm not gonna

632
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: do that. No, I have some of it written. I

633
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: have some fun things from the heart. That's They're easy

634
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: to say about Wendy because I love Wendy. She's she's

635
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: easy to talk about. But there's gonna be a lot

636
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,959
Speaker 1: of people. She's gonna have a lot of people at

637
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: this ceremony today. It's gonna be great. Has she given

638
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: you any idea of some stuff that she wants you

639
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: to say, maybe some talking points? No? No, and she shouldn't.

640
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: I mean, I should, you know, just get it into

641
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: gear and get it done so you know, after we

642
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: do the show today, I'll have a few hours john

643
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 1: some stuff down. There's only five minutes that'll go. That'll

644
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: go fast. But I remember when I was a kid,

645
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: I mean, talk about this today. When I was a kid,

646
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: I used to visit Los Angeles with my mom and dad.

647
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: We would walk up and down the Hollywood Walk of

648
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: Fame and each star, for each celebrity star or whatever,

649
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: it was only like with three feet by four feet

650
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: maybe not even that. I used to think it was

651
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: a graveyard and they were all buried underneath. I mean, Mom,

652
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: you're walking on being Crosby. That's how it should be.

653
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: It should become like a celebrity mausoleum. Well, no, there's

654
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: a lot a lot of these stars are of course,

655
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: people who were stars back in the early mid nineteen hundreds,

656
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: and no one's heard of half these people, you know.

657
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: But it's interesting also to see who is next to

658
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: your star, because my star is next to Luther Vandross

659
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: and Brian Cranston, which is awesome. Brian Cranston's one of

660
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: my favorite people, and Luther one of the best vocalists

661
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: of all time. Yeah, so he and he has since

662
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: passed away, So I was maybe he's buried underneath there.

663
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so anyway, where it goes,

664
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: it's interesting because I know that Wendy. A source told

665
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: me that Wendy said, Okay, I would love to have

666
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: my star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but I

667
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: need to approve where it's gonna go because I don't

668
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: want to be in some cede part of town. And

669
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: if you know Hollywood, you know most of Hollywood is

670
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: pretty seed. Yeah. I know that they were gonna put

671
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: mine in front of Planned Parenthood. I'm like, that's okay,

672
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: you know that, but but you know, but there's gonna

673
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: be people protesting. I don't I don't need that. So

674
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: they put me in front of a hotel that they

675
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: did a lot of construction on. Then they covered up

676
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: my star with construction for a while. But now it's

677
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: it's it's in the open. I'm gonna go look at

678
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: it today. I'm gonna go visit my star. Uh, what's up,

679
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: straight name? So back to your speech. Are you a

680
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: natural procrastinator? Because you've been talking about this for the

681
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: past week and you're like, I'm gonna go home today,

682
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna knock this speech out. And the next day

683
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I went out, I had some wine,

684
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: took a nap. I'm gonna do that speech today. I'm

685
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: gonna go home and knock you know what the problem is,

686
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: the problem is wine. I'll tell you why I was.

687
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: I was on the plane on the way out from

688
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: New York to LA and she said, would you would

689
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: you like a glass of wine? I'm like sure, So

690
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: all you do is have a couple of SIPs and

691
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: then you know me, I'm like, I'm a chief drunk.

692
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 1: I get drunk really fast because that I got nothing done.

693
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: Yeah that was your plane, Like, oh I got that

694
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: whole five and a half hour plane ride it right,

695
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: that speed. Didn't do it, didn't do it, didn't do it.

696
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: I feel like this was you with your book too.

697
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: I guess I guess I did wine. We drank wine.

698
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: Wine is so good? YEA scary? What's up? What I

699
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: was going to say? Back to your star for a second. Um,

700
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: it also is down the street from a nightclub, and

701
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: when the line gets long, there are people standing on

702
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: your star. I often wonder on a Saturday night. If

703
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: like people are like looking down on there as they're

704
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 1: waiting to get into this nightclub, like you know, Elvis Duran,

705
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: you know, they start, you know, you pop into their heads.

706
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: It's just nice. It's just a nice feeling. That's all.

707
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say. Well, here's the well, thank

708
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: you for saying that people are like standing on line

709
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: from the nightclub spitting my star And that's okay. You know,

710
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: I'm kind of spoiled because I had my friend Andy,

711
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 1: he kind of wrote the book for me. I need

712
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 1: him to write my speech. Can you get him to

713
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 1: write everything from that one? I think you may go like, um,

714
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: like have a college professor help you with this kind

715
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: of stuff. I'm pretty sure there's a website for that. Now. Well,

716
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: I need it done in the next three hours, so

717
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: if you can help me out with that, it'd be great.

718
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: Let me Congratulations to Wendy. That is so cool. Hey,

719
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: I know yesterday we're talking about things we should talk

720
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: about today on the show Daddy Issues. Do we want

721
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: to get into daddy issues today? Always? Um? Okay. So

722
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: there's that. There's also the creepy things that guys say

723
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: that they do that are creepy and maybe they don't

724
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: know they're creepy. That is a great one because one

725
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: we know some people around us who I think do

726
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: some of these things without knowing. Scary. I wasn't going

727
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: to name it, but yeah, maybe scary. Like if you

728
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: hugged pelvis first, that's a little strange. You shouldn't do.

729
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: That's what scary does. If he comes to hug you,

730
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: his pelvis goes out and meets your body first, and

731
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: then his arms go around you, wrap around like I'm

732
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: putting my entire body into the hug. It's not really are.

733
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 1: You're putting your entire body into the person you're hugging.

734
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,439
Speaker 1: That's what you're doing. I gotta be more cognizant of that. Yeah, okay,

735
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: so on this list, I want to get into this

736
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: in a second. Let's go talk to Danny online twenty one.

737
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. Hi, Danny, Hey,

738
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: good morning guys. Hello lady, Well, hello lady, welcome to

739
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 1: the show. What can we do for you? Danny? What's up? So?

740
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: I have this dream about you last night, Elvis. Uh. Well,

741
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 1: so my girlfriend and I we've been dating for a

742
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: long time. Let's say really long. So I'm actually thinking

743
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: I'm popping the question. I was in the process of

744
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: making the ring and you know, like how you're always

745
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,879
Speaker 1: talking about like Norwegian Blish, Norwegian Bliss, Like, oh my god, yeah,

746
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: cru Yeah, So that's just ingrained in my head, like

747
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 1: how awesome it is. So I actually wanted to, like,

748
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: you know, call on the trip and I was thinking

749
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: of proposing there maybe the Alaska trip and can you

750
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: turn down the dream music? He's not talking about the

751
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: dream right here. I was talking about going on a

752
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: trip on Bliss. All right, So you want to pop

753
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: the question on Norwegian Bliss. Yeah. So, because I had

754
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: Bliss in my mind so much, I actually had a

755
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: dream about it last night. Hey hold on, he hit

756
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: the hold on, He's hold on. You were gonna talk

757
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,760
Speaker 1: about the dreams? Hit the dream in town? Okay, okay,

758
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: now dream did you have, Danny? So I dreamed that

759
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: I was on Bliss. We were on the observation deck

760
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: and I ran into Elvis Durant and I kind of

761
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: serenaded him. I kind of sernaded you. You know that

762
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: song that um Alice thinks to d why you were

763
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: like sitting on my lap and I was just like

764
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: going off and off and off about that song. Wait,

765
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: hold on, I was sitting on your lap. I was

766
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, I was sitting on your lap and

767
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: you were doing the big D to the A to

768
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: the d D why big Daddy song? Ye? Okay, okay,

769
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: hit the music against Gary. I'm getting into this dream

770
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: all right? Now, where where are we go? Ahead? And

771
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: then what happened? So? Yeah, like then right before we

772
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: were about the kids, mind you, I'm a straight guy.

773
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 1: Right before yeah, so right before we were about the kids,

774
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 1: I will go and like, my girlfriend was right next

775
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: to me, so it told her about the dream. I

776
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: thought she would have been excited for me, like, hey,

777
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: you know, tell the to direant, But no, she gave

778
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: me this look because she's like, are you sterious, Like

779
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 1: you're going to cheat on me with Elvis direct? Oh? Come,

780
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: you didn't cheat on her. First of all, it's a dream.

781
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: Second of all, we didn't even kiss. Well, I mean

782
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: we were about to, but hey, but turn that turn

783
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 1: that music down. So let me ask you a question

784
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,919
Speaker 1: and you can and you can honestly answer. It doesn't matter.

785
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: It's a dream. Did you feel like in your dream

786
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: we were about to take it a step further. Honestly,

787
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 1: the way that things were going, maybe you never maybe yeah, okay,

788
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: it's okay, that's all right. But but the other story

789
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 1: here is people who get mad at other people because

790
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 1: of a dream. You can't get mad at anyone because

791
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: of a dream. That's not fair. It's not you. That's

792
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm trying to tell her. But I'm innocent

793
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: in this exactly people, and I am too. Let me

794
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: be very clear. I did not approach you or put

795
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: my hand anywhere inappropriate. Here's the thing. All most people

796
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 1: will tell you, people who analyze dreams, that they have

797
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: nothing to do with having sex. It is to do

798
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 1: with power, has to do with domination, I'm kidding. It

799
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: has to do with all sorts of things, but not sex.

800
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: So don't let her get mad at you because you

801
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: had a dream, you know. And also, if she ever

802
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: has a dream about her having sex with someone else,

803
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,919
Speaker 1: are you going to get mad at her? Well? I can't.

804
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: It's a dream exactly two ways. Yeah, it works, two ways. Okay,

805
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: So I'm also I'm trying to figure this call out Danny.

806
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: Either you're looking for a free trip on Norwegian bliss

807
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: or you want to make out? Really, what is it?

808
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: I think the latter. I mean, hey, you're one hell

809
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: of a guy. I mean Alex but hey, if I

810
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: get the chance, I will slip right in. Wow, I

811
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: mean you mean into your bed on Norwegian Bliss? Sure that?

812
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: Where do you? Where do you live? Oh? I live

813
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: in Points, New York. Oh okay, good, you live in

814
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: New York. Here's what's going on. We have a new

815
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: ship's Norwegian Encore. If you heard us talk about it,

816
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Yeah, is so full of sound effects today.

817
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. Yeah, Kelly Clarkson is the godparent,

818
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: the god mother for Norwegian Encore. We're doing a two

819
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: night inaugural party on board Encore where you and your

820
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: girlfriend soon to be fiance. Right, you're gonna You're gonna

821
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,359
Speaker 1: come on board and spend two nights with us. All

822
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: the restaurants are open, all the bars are open. You

823
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: can play on the on the on the like all

824
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: the fun things to do on the on the ship.

825
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: You're gonna be there. You can see shows, the whole thing,

826
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: and we're gonna do our show of the next morning

827
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: when we wake up. Will you please join us for

828
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: our two nights. Oh, Mike, I can't have that would

829
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: be awesome. Why you go ya? This is going on

830
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: like November eleventh through the thirteenth. We're all on board,

831
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: and you'll maybe maybe I'll sit on your lap and

832
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: you'll do big D to the A to the D

833
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: d y big day. We'll stop it right there. It'll

834
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: stop right there in a nice innocent spot, all right, Danny.

835
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 1: We'll see you aboard a Norwegian Encore. Okay, oh wow,

836
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: you guys awesome. Can I give a shout out real quick?

837
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want, all right, shout out

838
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: to the books and boy slices for light. Hey there

839
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 1: you go, all right, never mind, you just you just

840
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: took your trip away from all right, we'll see you

841
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: on board and we'll serve you a slice. All right.

842
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: Hold on, Danny, hold on one second. Yeah, don't get

843
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: mad at someone because you have a dream of them

844
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: doing something tackling. All the time, Lisa will say, oh,

845
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: I had a dream that you were talking to somebody

846
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: that you shouldn't have been talking to, and you when

847
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: I found out, you were so mean to me and

848
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: I just I need to be left alone for a

849
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: couple of hours. I'm like that, you candiculous. You can't

850
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: get mad about dreams. All right, let's get into the

851
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: three things you need to know from Gandhi. Hello, Gandhi, Hello,

852
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: what's that? Congressman and civil rights icon Elijah Cummings has

853
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,879
Speaker 1: passed away at the age of sixty eight. I didn't

854
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: know he was only sixty eight years old, but a

855
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,760
Speaker 1: tweet from his office says that he died this morning

856
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: at around two forty five at Johns Hopkins Hospital and

857
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: that he's had some long standing health challenges. Chipotle is

858
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: going to be paying for its employees to get a degree.

859
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: If you want to get a degree, go start working

860
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: at Chipotle. You have to have been with them for

861
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: at least one hundred and twenty days and work a

862
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: minimum of fifteen hours a week. But if you do,

863
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: you can choose from seventy five different degree programs, and

864
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: they just want you to stick with them for at

865
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: least six months after you earn your degree. They say

866
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: that they want to attract and hold on to good talent.

867
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: And finally, would you think that New York is the

868
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: city with the most rats? I would, because I see

869
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: those little things every single Yeah, you do well. It's not.

870
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: According to Orcan's list of the most rat infested cities,

871
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: it's only third, but beating us is Los Angeles and Chicago,

872
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: So you to those places, apparently, and yay for us,

873
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: we're only number three. No rats are nasty. You like him, though,

874
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 1: don't you. I mean, I do think that they're kind

875
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 1: of cute. If one was in my place of residency,

876
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: I would move. I'm not trying to get it with them.

877
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: Right across from our studios, that's that park. We call

878
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: it rat Park, and we call it that for a reason.

879
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,919
Speaker 1: They live there. That means there's dozens of them living

880
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: in the in the in the shrubbery, and when you

881
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: walk to work through rat Park, they run across your feet.

882
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: They really, they're in the size of little poodles. I

883
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: didn't know that that was a rat park. I just

884
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: thought it was a pretty little park. And then one

885
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: day one of you guys, I forget who it was,

886
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: was like, why are you chilling a rat park? What

887
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,320
Speaker 1: are you doing during the day and other people around

888
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: you're You're safe? Okay? Anyway, thank you, gun. We have

889
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: a phone tap on the way. Who does the phone

890
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: tap today? Scary David Brody, David Brody, someone's about to

891
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: get pissed off, all right, perfect, that's coming up right

892
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:43,720
Speaker 1: after this. More from the Mercedes Bands Interview Lounge, Nile Horn.

893
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: It's just good to be back because I'm sick of

894
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: watching other people sitting in this seat. If you sniffed

895
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: that seat, it had the smells of many people. Smell

896
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Speaker 1: Apply means not always ran in the morning show. All right,

927
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: here's how it's working today. Everyone's in New York except

928
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,760
Speaker 1: for Froggy, who's in Jacksonville, and I'm in Los Angeles.

929
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 1: So if it sounds like a little out of it,

930
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: if it sounds like it's a little off today, we

931
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 1: have an excuse. The other day is not so much.

932
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: We don't have an excuse on the other days. On

933
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 1: another note, our sister Danielle is out today and hopefully

934
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: she'll be back, hopefully by Monday. She's taking care of

935
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: some family business and we miss her dearly. I know

936
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: that she wouldn't be putting up with this crap you

937
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: people are dishing out at me. Oh, Danielle's your bodyguard.

938
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:13,760
Speaker 1: Yeah she is. She always takes some free She's always

939
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: good as me. Danielle's the one that keeps the show

940
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: on track if she does my Danielle. Don't ever make

941
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 1: fun of my Danielle off on her own crap. Well yeah, okay,

942
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 1: So anyway, thank you, Froggy. Is there anything else you

943
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 1: need to add Is there anything else you need to

944
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: add up? As anyone? Now? Where are you laughing? Straight? Date?

945
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: Because you you yelled at Froggy instead of you, I know, right,

946
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:43,959
Speaker 1: Usually it's Nate get yelled at Jackass. I'm so glad

947
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,280
Speaker 1: it was Froggy. Oh thank god. Can you yell at Froggy?

948
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,240
Speaker 1: Some more. I didn't yell at Froggy. I'm kidding with Froggy,

949
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 1: and you know me, I never yell. I'm kidding. That

950
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: was passive aggressive. That was passive aggressive. Oh no, no, no,

951
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: passive aggressive doesn't mean you're yelling passive aggressive. You're no.

952
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 1: We were sparring. You wanted to ye, but you couldn't

953
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: yo because we're on the air. I'm not yelling at anyone.

954
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm not yelling at anyone. It's more like becoming impatient

955
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: with a person. Get scary, get scary, scary if you

956
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 1: stop talking into my microphone. Seriously, the scary scary sitting

957
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: in my chair using my microphone. Do me a favorite

958
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: Nate reach over there, unplugged that microphone. Unplugged the microphone.

959
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 1: There you go, Scar, were unplugging the microphone. You're not

960
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: just talking to my microphone. No, I don't want him

961
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: to have a microphone. But you know, back in the

962
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: old days, Gandhi, back in the old days, when Scary

963
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: was our producer, when it was Elvis and Elliott, that

964
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 1: was the name of our show. Elliott would say, Hey, Scary,

965
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: I need for you to write down blah blah blah,

966
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: scaries like I don't have a Pen's like you don't

967
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: have a pen. Elliott got really mad at it for

968
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,919
Speaker 1: not having a pen, and so he made he made

969
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: scary put a pen on a necklace and wear it

970
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: around his neck in addition to a sign that says

971
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: I will never forget my pen again. You need to

972
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,399
Speaker 1: wear that sign all week. Remember that scary to talk

973
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: about torture, those were the days. That's your definite torture. No,

974
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: this is a cakewalk these days, Gandhi, we have a

975
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 1: good these days. No, No, I'm sure was I had

976
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: to wear a pen around my neck? Oh? I'm interested?

977
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: Oh please, We've never had bad days. Look, you know

978
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: what it's like a family. You can yell at each other,

979
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 1: but you know, at the end of the day, you're

980
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: still family. Right at the end of the day, you're

981
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: still loved. At the end of the day, everyone loves

982
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 1: each other, and so we're all good, right your family. Yeah,

983
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: I'm happy to be here to be able to get

984
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: yelled at. Anyway. We're about to get into the phone

985
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: tap with with Dave Brody. After that, there's a couple

986
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: of things we could talk about. Today is National pasta Day,

987
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,399
Speaker 1: and you're sitting there and going, well, who cares? Think

988
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: about it? Do you eat pasta a lot? We? I know?

989
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: I eat pasta several times a week. I mean it's

990
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: my go to dish. Anyone else am I the only positive?

991
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: I love pasta? I wish I ate it more than

992
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: I do. I'm just really lazy and don't cook all

993
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: that much. Gotta go out and get pasta. You just

994
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: boil it. And there's really not a lot to to do,

995
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: like two steps more than I'm willing to do. Okay,

996
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 1: all right, so National Pasta Day? Also, can we talk

997
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: about bunk beds anyway? Anyone's sleeping in a bunk bed

998
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: still at the age of forty three, They terrify me.

999
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: Why do you? Why are you terrified about bunk beds?

1000
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: You had him in college? Right? Oh? Yeah, I was

1001
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: in college, and I also hated being on the bottom

1002
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 1: bunk because that's when everybody comes and sits on and

1003
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 1: it's gross. But I was asleep one night and I

1004
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: felt the bed moving. I opened my eyes. My roommate

1005
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: was hooking up with a larger gentleman, and the bunk

1006
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: bed had sagged to like three millimeters above my nose,

1007
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: And oh, my god. I was like, this is it.

1008
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 1: This is how I die? I know it. I text

1009
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: my boyfriend at the time and I was like, I

1010
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: need you to call me right now. So he called

1011
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 1: my ringer went off and all of the movement stopped

1012
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, yeah, sure, I'll meet you outside.

1013
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: Rolled out of there and got out immediately. Wow, you

1014
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:11,760
Speaker 1: could have died because a larger man was doing your roommates,

1015
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,760
Speaker 1: I know. And I was like, that would be perfect

1016
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 1: that I got squished under sex of two people who

1017
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: I don't even care about. Hey, speaking of it, we'll

1018
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: get back to bunk beds. But this reminds me of

1019
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: a story from Straight and No, No No, No, not Straight Nate.

1020
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: Uh coaster boy, Josh, coaster boy, Josh if he if

1021
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: he's around, get him in here. He used to live

1022
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: in an apartment in the village. It was a very small,

1023
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: typical New York City apartment. You walk in and you

1024
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 1: think you're in the entryway, but the entryways real lead

1025
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: the living room. Oh and then but he had uh

1026
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: it was he had he had to climb up a

1027
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: little ladder and he slept on a platform what do

1028
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: they call those platform ladder? Yeah? Yeah, his bed was

1029
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: aloft and are you with us? Is he with us? Hello? Hello,

1030
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: hi Josh. I'm talking about the time your your apartment

1031
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: and you stead you slept in that loft bed? Oh yeah?

1032
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: And so when yeah, and when you're on your back,

1033
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: your nose was literally three inches from the ceiling of

1034
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: your apartment right right. It was terrible because the lady

1035
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: or the woman above me, she was like a model,

1036
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: and she would like go out at like midnight and

1037
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: she would put her heels on and walk across the

1038
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: apartment like back and forth. So it was like a

1039
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: I heard that sound like a foot above where I

1040
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: was sleeping. Oh yeah, I kicked a hole in my

1041
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 1: ceiling once. Well can you imagine you're trying to sleep

1042
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: and there's, uh, there's a ceiling three inches above you,

1043
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: and then right on the other side of that of

1044
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: that ceiling is a woman walking in heels. So it's

1045
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: like coom, coom, like on your forehead. She's walking on

1046
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: your your face. Awful. It was awful. And I had

1047
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: and I had like mice too and rap no, yeah,

1048
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: you had it all. All that was quite them. It

1049
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: was tiny, but you know, it was the best location

1050
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,479
Speaker 1: in New York City. It was what was a question

1051
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: in Gandhi? What would happen if you had like a

1052
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: nightmare and you just sat up in the middle the night,

1053
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: would you knock yourself out? I wouldn't. I would fall

1054
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: back asleep. Oh, Josh, hey, man, if you're gonna live

1055
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: in New York City, you pay the price. How much

1056
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: was that apartment per month? You remember? It was seventeen

1057
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: fifty seventeen hundred and fifty dollars for living in a

1058
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 1: closet and your nose is three inches from the woman's

1059
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: heel above you. I saw it on the market like

1060
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: a year ago too. Now it's like twenty Yeah, New

1061
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: York City. Man, there you go, all right, thank you

1062
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: coaster boy, Josh, everyone speaking of having someone one inch

1063
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: from your nose. I get bunk beds now, you know,

1064
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: do we still sleep on nose? I would love to

1065
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: sleep in a bunk bed, but I was for some reason,

1066
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: I always gravitated towards the bottom. I don't know, yeah anyone. No.

1067
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: I hated the bottom because in college that's where when

1068
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: people come into your room, they sit on your bed.

1069
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: You don't want everyone's butt on your bed. There is

1070
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: that all right, so we can get into National Past

1071
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: today and bunk beds. Wow, what an exciting show we

1072
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: have today. All right, we'll get into the phone tap first.

1073
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: Here we go, Elvis Elan, Elvis durand phone tap. Dave

1074
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: Brody has the phone tap. What's going on, David Elvis.

1075
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: Janin is one of our listeners, and she and her husband,

1076
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,720
Speaker 1: Johnny live in a town home community that has specific

1077
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: guidelines and rules, and they had to sign a contract

1078
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: that they would agreed everything. Well, Johnny blatantly broke the

1079
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: rules last week, and so Janina wanted me to call

1080
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: as the town home board and let him know that

1081
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: he's being punished for what he did. And I called

1082
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 1: him right before a big summer weekend that he had planned.

1083
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 1: So you're the neighborhood punisher. Yes, all right, let's see

1084
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 1: what happens in Dave Brody's phone tap. Listen in here

1085
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, Johnny, multon out please Johnny, Hi Johnny.

1086
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: This is Bobby Flaming. I'm the vice president of the

1087
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 1: town I'm association. Did your wife tell you I called her? Yeah,

1088
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: we we had a little bit of a problem over

1089
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: the past weekend. I've gotten a bunch of complaints. Did

1090
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 1: you roast a whole pig on a spit? I did? Okay,

1091
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,919
Speaker 1: all right, well, I'm glad you admitted to that because

1092
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: I had emailed pictures to me of the pig and

1093
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,280
Speaker 1: the apple in its mouth. I'm sorry, but you violated

1094
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: the policies of the town home complex. Okay, we'll find me.

1095
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: I myself would be offended if I had to look

1096
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 1: at that. Um, We're gonna go ahead and suspend your

1097
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: grilling privileges for two weeks, so you will not be

1098
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: able to grow outside for two weeks from Monday. No, yes, what, yes, yes,

1099
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: I've got people coming over. I got family coming in

1100
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 1: from out of town. I'm grilling out. I got planned.

1101
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: I would suggest Domino's Pizza or Boston Market because you

1102
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: will not be growing outside. Stop. I live here, I

1103
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 1: pay money, like everybody who are not allowed to roast

1104
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: an entire pig on a spit because neighbors complain none.

1105
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: They're pansy children who are all stared up everything. Look

1106
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 1: we had there are eight year old and nine year

1107
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: old children who are upset. There was a five year old.

1108
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: They know where meat comes from? Had they ever eaten

1109
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: meat before? I'm sure they like what they're doing when

1110
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:01,759
Speaker 1: they meet eat meat, okay. I'm sure when they're eating okay,

1111
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 1: which is what I was doing. I'm sure when they

1112
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: eat the meat it doesn't have the head in the

1113
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 1: face on it. Sir, you cooked an entire pig. I

1114
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: go hunting. I know where beat comes from. I'm not

1115
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: afraid of it. All right, you're one of those people,

1116
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: I sing one of those people, one of the one

1117
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: of these guys who drives a station wagon with an

1118
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: NRA bump, a sticker and a roof rack where you

1119
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: put your dead animals. Is that who I'm talking to?

1120
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: Just let me know who I'm talking to. Okay, tell

1121
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: me in the Constitution where it tells me I can't

1122
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: eat a pig when I want to do? You know

1123
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 1: how many people were there well watching me grill the pig.

1124
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: Not everybody's bothered by this. I tell me. Did all

1125
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: those complaints come from one family? I think I know

1126
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: who it is. Okay. You know it's not written in

1127
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: the Constitution, but it is written in the blast Section eighteen,

1128
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 1: subsection three, paragraph two under grilling. I'm gonna be barbecuing

1129
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: there next week. I want to speak to the president,

1130
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 1: not the vice president. Where's the president? Mark my words?

1131
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 1: If you grill this weekend, you will be banned from

1132
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 1: the clubhouse. You can tell your wife it's your fault

1133
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,760
Speaker 1: when your kids don't get to go swimming. Okay, okay,

1134
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 1: I get it all right. The sh a right, very

1135
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 1: nice talking to you so yourself, Janina. Oh hold on,

1136
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 1: he's calling me right now. What should they do? No, no,

1137
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: don't don't answer it, and just we'll just call him

1138
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 1: back and go, sorry, what's up? And then and then

1139
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 1: just ask him what happened. Uh, and then ask him

1140
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 1: what he's gonna do about it? Okay, Hello, Hi, um, sorry,

1141
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 1: I'm this the call with what did you say? Oh, community,

1142
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 1: this was not my idea to live here? West off

1143
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: listen banning me from cooking out? And then they's like

1144
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: throwing all this about how our kids can't swim in

1145
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 1: the pool because we're banned. Well, hello, hold on, hold on,

1146
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: I told you not to grill, that stupid pig. Well

1147
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, just what you were right

1148
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 1: from like every single person who came to the party

1149
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 1: that next weekend. But you know what I mean, they

1150
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: don't understand you. But I'm reastriving those of ours with

1151
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 1: their pump or six or coexist. And then the little

1152
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't care what they think. I'm going to grill out.

1153
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: I don't care if we're not. No, do you want

1154
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: to cook? I don't want to cook, but I'm not

1155
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: break the rules. Did you lose your chamber with this

1156
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 1: guy or something? The smug little man is probably this

1157
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: little telling me, well, I can't do in my home webs.

1158
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 1: What are you laughing, Johnny, Johnny, this isn't Bobby Flaming

1159
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: from the Town Home Association. It's actually Dave Brody from

1160
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: elpis right in the Morning Show. Your wife and I

1161
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: are phone tapping you. Oh yeah, I did. I did

1162
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: not really know that you were you listening the whole time? Yes, yes,

1163
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 1: I heard what she said that the way people act

1164
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 1: where they don't know they're being recorded. Interesting, great phone

1165
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: tap Brodie, Thank you very much. Uh Bobby Flaman, Well,

1166
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: who knows more about barbecuing than Bobby Flame? I know?

1167
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: There you go. This fallon tab was prerecorded with permission

1168
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 1: granted by All Party Space. Nelvis Duran Felon Tabard mold

1169
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: On Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Meet the man

1170
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 1: who tells the same joke over and over. Shut hell up,

1171
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: love that curl cheese, sadwich? Wait, hold on? Do you say?

1172
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: Penis Elvis Duran in the morning Show, And a shout

1173
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: out to our sister Danielle and her family. Danielle is

1174
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: out today, probably tomorrow, is well, taking care of some

1175
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: family business, and as soon as she can get back,

1176
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 1: she'll be here. We miss her very much, Gandhi, thank

1177
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: you for being a good sister and keeping us on

1178
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: track as best as you can. Very welcome. You know.

1179
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: I like it better when we have both of you

1180
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: here because even on the day, on the days you're

1181
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: not hearing, it's only Danielle. I miss you, you know,

1182
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: because you gotta agree. Danielle and Gandhi, I want you

1183
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 1: to to like do more sisterly things. Oh. I love that.

1184
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: My favorite thing is on days that we have work events,

1185
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: like in the afternoon, hanging out with Danielle all day.

1186
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 1: I love it. I have an idea, why don't you

1187
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: guys like have a party or something where you invite

1188
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 1: listeners and the two of you hosted or something. I'm

1189
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: just thinking it through. Okay, I'm just thinking it through.

1190
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 1: We'll work this through, maybe off the air, but I

1191
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: like this, Okay, I was working on. Let's working on

1192
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 1: the okay. No, I'm kid. Where you want to go?

1193
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. We have people falling off bunk beds.

1194
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: We have people being creepy. I don't know. Where do

1195
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: you want to go here? Do you have a bunk bed? Call? Yeah?

1196
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 1: Take Aaron twenty one. I'll take eron, Aaron. Where do

1197
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: you want to go? How you doing? Hey, I'm doing well?

1198
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: You know what doing? Okay? So, uh, bunk beds? You're

1199
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 1: still sleeping on bunk beds? No, No, back in college. Um,

1200
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: this is our second year of college. My roommate, um,

1201
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: you know, of course, we were out drinking all night

1202
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 1: and we came home and look on the bottom bunk.

1203
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 1: But unfortunately for my roommate, she slept on the top

1204
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: bunk and drunkenly fell off the top bunk. Um smashed

1205
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 1: her face on the corner of the death that was

1206
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 1: right there. Ended up. I woke up with you know

1207
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: the sound of her screaming smashing onto the school and

1208
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: she ended up. We ended up going to the hospital.

1209
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 1: She got like eight stitches on her face, you know,

1210
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:31,439
Speaker 1: and her lip. Yeah, in concept, the bunk beds are dangerous. Yeah,

1211
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: especially if you're a drunk college student. You know, it's like,

1212
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: oh god, but but you don't want the bottom bunk

1213
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 1: because you know, as Gandhi was saying, everyone sits on

1214
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 1: your your bed because it's the couch. They're all butt

1215
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 1: hole on your couch. That yeah, everyone. So either you

1216
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: sleep on the top and you fall off and you

1217
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 1: crack your skull open, or you you sleep on the

1218
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 1: bottom and your your bed smells like everyone's butt bunk beds.

1219
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 1: But White just saying, well, unless you're a cast member

1220
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 1: of Below Deck, you don't need to be in a

1221
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: bunk bed. But was it you, Nate, Nate, you're saying

1222
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: a friend of yours went to a hotel here in

1223
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: New York and they have bunk beds. Yeah, he's staying

1224
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: at a hotel this week, and they said, okay, do

1225
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 1: you want the two queens? The king is, do you

1226
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: have anything else? Because I might have some people joining me.

1227
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 1: They said, well, we do have a room with bunk beds.

1228
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: So he's got a room with not one, two, but

1229
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: three bunk beds. Like there's three twin beds in this

1230
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 1: room right now. I'm gonna go stay with him tonight.

1231
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be in the upper bunk? Oh? I

1232
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 1: always call you, always call a top bunk always no

1233
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: why oh, it's you know, because if you're on the bottom,

1234
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: that top person has to come down. They're going to

1235
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 1: pass you and wake you up by stepping on the bed.

1236
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: So you don't want to be on the bottom bunk

1237
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: and any sort of vapors that come from the top

1238
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: bunk vapors you you sorry, you know you don't well,

1239
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: I would think, you know, but I know stink stink rises.

1240
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to be on the bottom up if

1241
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: you if you far, it's gonna float up to me.

1242
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: I don't need any of it, you know. How about this?

1243
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: No bunk beds ever, I'm done with bunk beds. They're illegal. Anyway. Well, look,

1244
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: thanks for calling him. Say how is your friend? Okay?

1245
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: Was there a concussion? There was there a scar? Just yep,

1246
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 1: she still has a scar to tell about it. Then,

1247
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 1: I guess like ten years or maybe even a little

1248
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 1: bit more than that, but she still has a spur

1249
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: and a good party story to tell. So I don't know,

1250
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, how'd you get that? Scart. Well, I

1251
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 1: filled off a bunk bed. Oh, make up something else.

1252
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: All right, thank you for listening, have a have a

1253
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 1: have a great day. Okay, all right, thank you so

1254
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 1: much for listening to us. Bye bye. Um. Okay, let's

1255
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 1: get to this list that Gandhi brought up today, and

1256
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 1: I think it's important. Do you have any creepy music scaring?

1257
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, but I can find Oh no, no, it's okay,

1258
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 1: it's too late. Um now Gandhi, Yes, where'd you find

1259
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: this list? This list is brought to us by Oh crap,

1260
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: I have to go look for exactly where it was.

1261
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 1: I just cut it. Okay, yes, I don't find it. Um,

1262
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 1: it's okay. It's a list of things that guys do

1263
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 1: every day. We all encounter it that are way creepier

1264
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 1: than they think it is, and as girls, we're kind

1265
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 1: of like, maybe you could stop doing that. Okay, all right,

1266
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,919
Speaker 1: yeah you know what. And I'm glad that producer Sam

1267
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: is in with us because we need we have eight

1268
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 1: guys and one woman, but now we've got two and

1269
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 1: producer Sam will hold her on. Okay you're ready, Okay,

1270
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: So number one creepy thing guys do that we don't

1271
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 1: know it's creepy. Well I'd probably do, but Scary doesn't. Okay,

1272
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: So the number one thing is asking a woman, where's

1273
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 1: my hug? As soon as you see where you are, look,

1274
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 1: you know it's okay to be a hugger. And I

1275
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 1: gotta tell you. You You know, when I'm doing this book

1276
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,600
Speaker 1: tour thing, people come up to say hi and get

1277
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 1: pictures taken. I'm always afraid to hug unless you know

1278
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: that a hug is okay. I never ever want to

1279
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 1: hug someone unless it's it's it's a safe situation. Does

1280
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 1: it make sense? Yeah, yeah, you have to. So you're

1281
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 1: saying like you wait for them to extend the arm

1282
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 1: and start moving, yes, yeah yeah, and if they, if they,

1283
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 1: if they come to hug me, I'll happily hug. But

1284
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the aggressor when it comes

1285
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 1: to hugging. Scary you really should follow that. I don't

1286
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 1: ask where's my hug? I just for some reason, my

1287
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 1: just stinks like, oh how are you and I just

1288
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 1: I just hug and you yeah, well no, just think

1289
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 1: about it, because you don't. Not everyone is a hugger,

1290
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:27,800
Speaker 1: you know, and maybe you have to learn it the

1291
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: hard way one time and then you okay, okay, So

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01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 1: that's creepy number one. We've got like forty five of these.

1293
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 1: This isn't gonna be great. What's number two? Number two?

1294
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 1: Saying something like, oh my god, you're perfect within the

1295
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 1: first few minutes of meeting somebody. Oh no, no, good god,

1296
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 1: hold on, I got Brittany. Exactly what did Brittany saying? Well,

1297
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 1: Brittany said that she was at a gym one time,

1298
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: and she got a Facebook message from a guy later

1299
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 1: on that night saying that I enjoyed watching you work

1300
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 1: out at the gym a random guy. See. I don't understand.

1301
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,919
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just me. I don't understand why people don't

1302
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:08,560
Speaker 1: see these things as so creepy. They don't do them.

1303
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 1: Why do you do these things and they're all creepy?

1304
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, I wish, but we're doing this.

1305
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll stop, all right. If you see the corner

1306
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 1: of somebody's tattoo and you take it upon yourself to

1307
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 1: move their clothing so you can see the whole thing.

1308
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 1: Look a sleeve, yeah no, don't touch me, or like

1309
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: move her hair so you can see the top of

1310
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,200
Speaker 1: the collarbone. No, don't do that. Don't don't approach. Maybe

1311
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 1: you could ask something about the tattoo, but don't just

1312
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: move clothing very creepy. Don't don't touch anyone. Don't touch anyone.

1313
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:41,720
Speaker 1: I just don't touch anyone. Don't touch anything. If you

1314
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 1: see someone walk through and they're pregnant, don't put your

1315
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 1: hand on their baby. If you like someone's hair, don't

1316
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:50,520
Speaker 1: touch their hair. No, I mean it's it's yeah, okay,

1317
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 1: go ahead. The hair thing drives me insane. If my

1318
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 1: hair is curly, and Sam knows this too, there's something

1319
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 1: about curly hair that people just want to grab handfuls

1320
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 1: of it. Don't do that. I'll get violent against you

1321
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: if Yeah, that's how you get tracked violent. And you

1322
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 1: should all right hassling somebody for a date because you

1323
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 1: know she doesn't have a boyfriend. So even if she

1324
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 1: says no, you keep, We'll come on. You're not doing

1325
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 1: anybody else, give me a shot. No, don't do it.

1326
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,600
Speaker 1: No means no, don't be desperate, right, No means no.

1327
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 1: This one. I think this happens a lot, and I've

1328
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:24,160
Speaker 1: seen it happen around here, giving unsolicited shoulder massages people

1329
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: scaring one. But I will tell you. Nate does that too, though,

1330
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 1: What do you do unsolicited shoulder massages? No? No, I

1331
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: know you don't want it. No, you know that. Listen

1332
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:42,280
Speaker 1: to what you just said. That's creepy. I know when

1333
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 1: people want it. The show of hands. How creepy was that?

1334
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 1: I know when people want it. That statement I'm raising

1335
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 1: my hands, that statement, that is disgusting. You're not. This

1336
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:56,760
Speaker 1: is my point, and you know what. I know it's

1337
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: all funny games, but this is a serious this is

1338
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,920
Speaker 1: a serious conversation. You don't know when people want a massage.

1339
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 1: You didn't know. We just did like harassment training. Can

1340
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 1: we not be talking about this right now? Well? No, no,

1341
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 1: go ahead. My question to you, Nate is what is

1342
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,480
Speaker 1: the signal for I want a missoulder massage? But I'm

1343
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 1: not telling you I want it? Okay, Well, Danielle will

1344
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: do this thing where she like rubs her own shoulders.

1345
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:22,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, she wants and she always says, oh

1346
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 1: my god, thank you so much. Well okay, well, first

1347
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:29,920
Speaker 1: I know because they know she does. No, you don't know.

1348
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:33,000
Speaker 1: You don't know, Okay, Okay, Maybe the thing is you

1349
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 1: should never assume they want a massage. If it's Danielle

1350
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,680
Speaker 1: and you know where she's your sister, maybe that's a

1351
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,919
Speaker 1: little different. But I don't know. I think it's why

1352
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,200
Speaker 1: is it? Why can't you just be safe and ask, hey,

1353
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 1: would you like a massage? That's all you have to do? Well,

1354
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 1: I think that's creepy. Just approach that. Go go go

1355
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 1: to Danielle and say, hey, you want me to rub

1356
01:07:54,840 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 1: that out? I'm not doing this, it's getting better. None,

1357
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 1: there's no non creepy way to ask if you want

1358
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 1: a massage? Yeah, yeah, you could be your shoulders hurt?

1359
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 1: Can I help you out? You could say something. I'll

1360
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: tell you. I'll tell you how it's not creepy when

1361
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 1: it doesn't come from a creepy place. If if I

1362
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:19,400
Speaker 1: see Danielle like rubbing her shoulders like it hurts, I'll ask, hey,

1363
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 1: do you mean do you mean him? Do your shoulders

1364
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,600
Speaker 1: real quick? I mean it's and I know it's not

1365
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 1: coming from a creepy place, and I know Nate does.

1366
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 1: But just you should ask. You should all right, just me.

1367
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:33,639
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong, produce you're saying, Am I wrong? No?

1368
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:35,639
Speaker 1: I don't think you're wrong. People should at least ask first,

1369
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 1: ask Scottie. I massage him all the time. I think

1370
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:41,599
Speaker 1: he wants it. Come here, I think wants it. I

1371
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 1: think he wants it again. A creepy thing to say.

1372
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:48,519
Speaker 1: Does no I like touching of any kind from anybody?

1373
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 1: All right, all right, yeah, okay. Line twenty four is Stella.

1374
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:56,240
Speaker 1: Let's let's talk to Stella. Oh, Stella, I'm just creeped out.

1375
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,960
Speaker 1: What's going on? Stella? Talk about this guy at work.

1376
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,639
Speaker 1: I used to work at this one place and there

1377
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 1: was a guy who every time he would walk over

1378
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 1: to my desk, well he was talking to me, he

1379
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,599
Speaker 1: would play with his junk and that was there. Ever,

1380
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: canna wait, hold on, now, do you think he was

1381
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,440
Speaker 1: playing with it because he was he was being suggestive

1382
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: with you, or he was just one of those guy

1383
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,240
Speaker 1: who's guys who likes to adjust it and doesn't think

1384
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: about it. He was just creepy and just didn't I

1385
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,640
Speaker 1: don't think he thought about it. I think he was

1386
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 1: just creepy. You know what, here's the thing you should

1387
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:30,760
Speaker 1: think about it. Next time you start grabbing your own

1388
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 1: private parts, think about who's watching. Just give it a

1389
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 1: little thought. Anyway, did you you you finally got out

1390
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,479
Speaker 1: of there, you don't work with him anymore, right, No, no, no,

1391
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: I don't work there anymore, and he doesn't work there

1392
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:44,360
Speaker 1: anymore either. But it was very creepy. He would just

1393
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,280
Speaker 1: be standing in front of my desk, just playing with

1394
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 1: his stuff while he was talking. Oh all right, all right,

1395
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,960
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Still, I'm glad you're you're in a

1396
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:54,640
Speaker 1: better place now, I hope you are. Thank you, I am,

1397
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:57,960
Speaker 1: thank you, thanks for listening to us. I mean, remember, scary, yeah,

1398
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,599
Speaker 1: I know, this is all coming back to. I'm sorry

1399
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,479
Speaker 1: the scaries sometimes scary. Sometimes we would be having this

1400
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 1: was years ago. He would be having a conversation with

1401
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 1: you and he would start pinching his own nipples. Remember that.

1402
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:09,680
Speaker 1: It was just I don't know if it was a

1403
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,439
Speaker 1: nervous switch I had it was it might have been

1404
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:15,639
Speaker 1: a nervous twitch, but he would start he would start

1405
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:17,640
Speaker 1: pinching his own nipples and he wouldn't even think about it.

1406
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:19,799
Speaker 1: But it wasn't me trying to make a sexual advance

1407
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 1: on anybody. I mean no, it was it was just me.

1408
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,439
Speaker 1: You didn't know it. It was just like this. It

1409
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,640
Speaker 1: was just the need to be more aware of off

1410
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 1: your self, pinching your own nimples, right anymore, that's okay exactly.

1411
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:34,760
Speaker 1: I got Froggie's wife, Lisa on hold on, let's see

1412
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: where this is gonna gollo, Lisa, I'm and Scary and

1413
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:44,760
Speaker 1: Ate because I've gotten a massage from both of them

1414
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:50,800
Speaker 1: and they were fantastic. That's not what I'm saying, though,

1415
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:53,760
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I think I think it's worthy of

1416
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: just a quick Hey, do you want mean massage? You

1417
01:10:55,720 --> 01:11:00,320
Speaker 1: just real you shouldn't start massaging someone without hold not

1418
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:03,519
Speaker 1: you just go in, or you don't you scarus, No,

1419
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:06,559
Speaker 1: you don't go in. No not, Lisa, did you ask

1420
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 1: Nate and Scary for said massage? Or did they just

1421
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,800
Speaker 1: offer them up on their own? They offer them up

1422
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:19,240
Speaker 1: on their own. All right. I'm not saying everyone's not

1423
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,760
Speaker 1: okay with it, but there are people who are, and

1424
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,920
Speaker 1: so in order to like make sure you don't do

1425
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,719
Speaker 1: something wrong, I would I would could benffirmed that it's okay.

1426
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 1: That's obviously. If I'm in line at Whole Foods and

1427
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,680
Speaker 1: the woman in front of me looks tense, I'm not

1428
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:34,479
Speaker 1: going to touch her. But Lisa or well, she shops

1429
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:39,760
Speaker 1: at Whole food she's probably in She's probably tense. Yeah, listen,

1430
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:43,599
Speaker 1: I'm gonna that's another another conversation. Yeah, all right, all right, well,

1431
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, Lisa, Thanks, thank you, You're welcome.

1432
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 1: Love you, love you too, Lisa. Uh karn is Online

1433
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:57,040
Speaker 1: twenty one. Let's see what Karren's up to. Hi, Karan, Hi?

1434
01:11:57,560 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 1: How are you? I I'm I'm surprised that more guys

1435
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:05,280
Speaker 1: don't understand that they're being creepy. I mean, this is

1436
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 1: creepy stuff. Anyway, what do you want to talk about? Um? So,

1437
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:11,439
Speaker 1: recently I went on a date with a guy with

1438
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:14,559
Speaker 1: a good first date and a few days later he

1439
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:17,200
Speaker 1: text me that he had taken one of my pictures

1440
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:23,599
Speaker 1: from my dating profile and needed his phone background. Wow.

1441
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:28,760
Speaker 1: How many dates have you been on once? You know? Yeah,

1442
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:36,880
Speaker 1: seems soon thanks to kidnap. I feel like we're being

1443
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:39,400
Speaker 1: so quick to judge, like maybe he really really liked

1444
01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 1: you right off the bat. I mean, I I understand

1445
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:44,760
Speaker 1: it sounds weird, but this is a guy that maybe

1446
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:48,720
Speaker 1: he thought, hey, I really like this girl. Did but

1447
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 1: you need to see where it's going. You know, after

1448
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:56,080
Speaker 1: one date, it hasn't gone anywhere. You do understand that, right, Yeah,

1449
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,599
Speaker 1: I do understand that. But what did you see him again?

1450
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:03,599
Speaker 1: Something together on the date where it had some sentimental meaning.

1451
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:06,240
Speaker 1: I might have felt differently, but this was taken down

1452
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:10,800
Speaker 1: from my like, from an app, from a dating profile exactly.

1453
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,679
Speaker 1: This name may want to make you run for the hills,

1454
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 1: and it did. Oh I didn't know he preceded it

1455
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:20,320
Speaker 1: with that. All right, So you didn't date him again,

1456
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 1: did you? No? I did not? Okay, Well, look, hey, look,

1457
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,800
Speaker 1: I hope a lot of guys you're listening to this

1458
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:29,160
Speaker 1: and rather than being offended or thinking, okay, maybe there

1459
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 1: is something in what these women are saying, maybe I

1460
01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:33,760
Speaker 1: should hear what they're saying. All right, Karin, thank you

1461
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,160
Speaker 1: so much for listening to us. Have a beautiful day. Okay,

1462
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 1: thank you too, all right, But by yes, Gary, you

1463
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:41,280
Speaker 1: know what would have been even creepier is if that

1464
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,920
Speaker 1: same guy took that dating profile picture and did like

1465
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,880
Speaker 1: a step in repeat style where it was just like

1466
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,280
Speaker 1: her picture, picture, picture, picture picture, all in one frame,

1467
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:53,559
Speaker 1: like Andy Warhol. Yeah like that. I think it's the

1468
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:57,320
Speaker 1: same thing. It's just, you know, we've heard stories something

1469
01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:00,559
Speaker 1: to the extreme where a guy will take so when

1470
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 1: out on a date and then as they're pulling up

1471
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,160
Speaker 1: to her her house. He'll pull his pants down and

1472
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 1: whip his stuff out and stuff like that. It's stuff

1473
01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:10,559
Speaker 1: like that. You're like, what are you doing? Man? Right?

1474
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:13,160
Speaker 1: What kind of dating books did you read? Or forums

1475
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:17,840
Speaker 1: on running which is actually where this came from? Exactly right?

1476
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 1: I just I just don't see how that could turn anyone.

1477
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:21,800
Speaker 1: All right, what else is on this list? Oh gosh,

1478
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,439
Speaker 1: there's so much stuff? Okay, wait, wait, producer Sam, do

1479
01:14:24,439 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 1: you want to say something? Oh? Yeah, I have one.

1480
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: I hate when I put a little extra effort into

1481
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:29,880
Speaker 1: getting dressed, and in order to compliment me, a guy

1482
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:32,400
Speaker 1: will look up and down slowly and then tell me

1483
01:14:32,439 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 1: I look nice. I mean, he's not like killed me.

1484
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:43,720
Speaker 1: Look at you from the ankles to the knees. I'm

1485
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:46,679
Speaker 1: climbing you with my eyes. I'm climbing you with my eyes.

1486
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,519
Speaker 1: It is creepy. I think that everyone forgets too. Is

1487
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:53,040
Speaker 1: We always talk about what's creepy, But the only difference

1488
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:56,120
Speaker 1: between creepy and romantic is how attracted you order that person.

1489
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:59,639
Speaker 1: Like unpopular opinion, But fifty Shades of Gray was so

1490
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:02,720
Speaker 1: repeat to me. I just showed up in my house.

1491
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:05,680
Speaker 1: I'll call the police. It was it's creepy. I get that,

1492
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:08,479
Speaker 1: but I just don't think you can start doing that stuff.

1493
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,960
Speaker 1: You know, if you've known someone for five minutes, it's

1494
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:15,240
Speaker 1: like something gets creepy because Nate thinks he's hot. There

1495
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 1: is that? All right? Well okay, all right, uh, let

1496
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:21,080
Speaker 1: me go to twenty four and talk to CJ. I

1497
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:23,719
Speaker 1: love how people are wanting to participate in this conversation

1498
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:28,120
Speaker 1: high CJ. Hey, Elvis, how are you doing? Okay, we're

1499
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:32,120
Speaker 1: talking about creepy guys. Go ahead. Yes. In high school,

1500
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:35,400
Speaker 1: I had a science teacher that would put his knee

1501
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:39,479
Speaker 1: on your desk and his crotch would literally be in

1502
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:42,719
Speaker 1: your face. Everybody would run the class to make sure

1503
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:44,479
Speaker 1: that they didn't have to send in the front row

1504
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:54,639
Speaker 1: that really yeah, yeah, okay, but his knee on your desk, Yeah,

1505
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:58,400
Speaker 1: like exactly what he's doing right now, like philosophical here.

1506
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:02,519
Speaker 1: I don't need you dangling your chandelier in front of me.

1507
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:08,000
Speaker 1: It's creepy. Just think about it, you know, to be

1508
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:11,160
Speaker 1: fair though, CJ. Maybe he didn't know, you know, maybe

1509
01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:14,920
Speaker 1: he just didn't think about it. But all right, sometimes

1510
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:19,360
Speaker 1: day yeah, I don't know, I don't know, I don't

1511
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 1: know all right, CJ. Thank you for your contribution. Have

1512
01:16:21,439 --> 01:16:24,160
Speaker 1: a nice day. I know we're running kind of late.

1513
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,400
Speaker 1: I want to get I want to get to the

1514
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:26,599
Speaker 1: end of this list. What else is on the list?

1515
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go through really quickly. If somebody is walking

1516
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,439
Speaker 1: down quickly, no way, no way, We're gonna get through

1517
01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:33,720
Speaker 1: this quickly. Okay, go ahead. If if a woman is

1518
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 1: walking down the street and he thinks she's cute, and

1519
01:16:35,479 --> 01:16:37,240
Speaker 1: you pull up next to her and start driving really

1520
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:40,000
Speaker 1: slowly and talking to her a little creepy, No, no,

1521
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:44,320
Speaker 1: that's very creepy. Again, does that really happen? Oh? Yeah,

1522
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:48,600
Speaker 1: that happens all the time. It's very creepy. Giving casually

1523
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:53,200
Speaker 1: touching a woman's thigh or back while you're talking to her. Punch, Yes,

1524
01:16:53,439 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 1: that happens a lot too. Maybe go in here, do it.

1525
01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:58,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sorry, no Offensecary, but you do do that,

1526
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:01,800
Speaker 1: all right? If you're happy he does it to me too.

1527
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,920
Speaker 1: Do you see what he touches men discriminate? I do

1528
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:12,400
Speaker 1: I want he touches me. I'm like stop, that's well, no,

1529
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:14,400
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like people. I know. I don't

1530
01:17:14,439 --> 01:17:18,200
Speaker 1: want people touching me unless I want you to touch me? Sorry, no, no,

1531
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:21,400
Speaker 1: don't don't. I'm sorry. I don't don't want sorry attention

1532
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 1: to me. So to make my point, I put my

1533
01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:25,760
Speaker 1: hand on your on your hip or on your hip

1534
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:28,880
Speaker 1: or wherever or your you did, we did, all right?

1535
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:30,599
Speaker 1: What else you have on the list? What else? All right?

1536
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:33,920
Speaker 1: If you're having a conversation and you block any entranceway

1537
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 1: or exit in the room, you're being a little bit creepy. Yeah,

1538
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:44,479
Speaker 1: don't matt lower someone leave the exit. It's all, it's

1539
01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:47,040
Speaker 1: all alleged, right, all right, well, thank you? So look,

1540
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:50,519
Speaker 1: you know what? And I guess the bottom line here

1541
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 1: is think about everything you do before you say it,

1542
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:57,400
Speaker 1: before you do it. Don't be creepy scary. Can you

1543
01:17:57,479 --> 01:17:59,519
Speaker 1: work on those above items. I'm going to take the

1544
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 1: oath that I will not be creative. There's no oaths.

1545
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,240
Speaker 1: Just don't do it. It's all good. Let's do let's

1546
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:06,400
Speaker 1: do the three things you need to know from Gandhi.

1547
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,479
Speaker 1: Thank you, Gandhi, Thank you. Producer Samon's shaking her head,

1548
01:18:09,479 --> 01:18:13,560
Speaker 1: what producer, Sam? What? What? Oh? Nothing? Just really disappointing

1549
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:19,679
Speaker 1: some days, right, you know what? What if you want

1550
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,559
Speaker 1: if you're on a dating app don't ask somebody if

1551
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:25,800
Speaker 1: they live alone immediately, and don't ask if oh crap,

1552
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,120
Speaker 1: I just lost it. I'm sorry. Okay, Well that's a

1553
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:32,280
Speaker 1: good thing. Lots of creepy things to get to, all right.

1554
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:34,120
Speaker 1: The three things you need to know? What are they? Oh? Yes,

1555
01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:36,320
Speaker 1: and don't get sexually in the first text. Yes, I

1556
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:39,639
Speaker 1: got those, all right. Democratic Congressman and civil rights icon

1557
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,519
Speaker 1: Elijah Coming sadly passed away this morning at about two

1558
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:45,519
Speaker 1: forty five at Johns Hopkins Hospital. His office did tweet

1559
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:48,560
Speaker 1: it out, and he was suffering from long standing health challenges.

1560
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:51,960
Speaker 1: So today we talked about Chicago being the most rat

1561
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:54,800
Speaker 1: infested city. It's a bad day for Chicago. The Chicago's

1562
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:57,360
Speaker 1: teacher union is now on strike. That's about twenty five

1563
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,759
Speaker 1: thousand teachers who are going to pick it. No classes

1564
01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:02,479
Speaker 1: are happening today. It's the second time that Chicago teachers

1565
01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:04,800
Speaker 1: have walked off the job in seven years. They want

1566
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:08,000
Speaker 1: better benefits and finally, this is a crazy story, but

1567
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,519
Speaker 1: they say it could change how we observed nature, So

1568
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:13,759
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. A plant has taken what they're calling

1569
01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:17,760
Speaker 1: is the botanical world's first selfie. Now, this was a

1570
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:22,439
Speaker 1: maidenhair fern named Pete, who has microbes that caused this

1571
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:25,040
Speaker 1: little reaction that if he's holding a camera, that camera

1572
01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:27,680
Speaker 1: goes off and he could take pictures. I love that.

1573
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:33,640
Speaker 1: I love microbe photographing fern. Yes, he's a shame that

1574
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:37,439
Speaker 1: I love that. I know. I love Pete. So Pete

1575
01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:39,400
Speaker 1: could really change how we watch other animals and other

1576
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:41,400
Speaker 1: things in nature, and I like that. Go Pete. Oh

1577
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:44,360
Speaker 1: is that your third thing? Yeah? Wait, cold on, I

1578
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:45,880
Speaker 1: want to add a fourth. Did you hear about the

1579
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:49,720
Speaker 1: new game show in the UK where people, if they lose,

1580
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:56,080
Speaker 1: they have to eat their pet? Not real? It's it is.

1581
01:19:56,600 --> 01:20:00,639
Speaker 1: I'll get to this, admitted. It's it's so bad, it's awful. Great,

1582
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:02,040
Speaker 1: all right? Are we wait to take a break because

1583
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:12,800
Speaker 1: straight Nate is touching Scary's back. Stop it. You're creepy, kids,

1584
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:15,640
Speaker 1: and that's why we love you. Elvis Dan in the

1585
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:19,280
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1586
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:21,280
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1587
01:20:21,439 --> 01:20:24,000
Speaker 1: right State Farm talk to an agent today at one

1588
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:28,599
Speaker 1: eight hundred State Farm. Okay, I'm sorry, my kids are

1589
01:20:28,680 --> 01:20:36,200
Speaker 1: sweat show. All right, let me read the whole story

1590
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:40,120
Speaker 1: about this reality show going on over in Britain. Okay,

1591
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:45,040
Speaker 1: it's called meet the family, m eat the family. So

1592
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:49,280
Speaker 1: what they're doing is they're asking carnivorous families to adopt

1593
01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:53,599
Speaker 1: and raise animals that might be going to slaughter sometime soon.

1594
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:57,640
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Okay, unless they pledge to

1595
01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:01,680
Speaker 1: stop eating meat for good, they'll be forced to eat

1596
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:06,519
Speaker 1: their own pet. That sounds god awful. It is god awful.

1597
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:09,840
Speaker 1: They're what they're doing. They're challenging families to treat this

1598
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:12,520
Speaker 1: animal like a member of the family for three weeks,

1599
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:16,240
Speaker 1: all right, And the question after three weeks is can

1600
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:18,600
Speaker 1: you can you cuddle with this animal or put it

1601
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:20,280
Speaker 1: in the oven? Which one? Which one are you gonna do?

1602
01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:24,000
Speaker 1: It's called meat the Family and involves a lamb, a pig,

1603
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,960
Speaker 1: a chicken, and a calf. And in the end, well,

1604
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:29,040
Speaker 1: I know, but you're going, oh, but these are animals.

1605
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:32,320
Speaker 1: We all, well, non vegetarians eat these animals. You know

1606
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:33,920
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, but I still don't think I

1607
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,400
Speaker 1: could look one in the phase and then throw it

1608
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,840
Speaker 1: in the oven. In the end, they have to decide

1609
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,639
Speaker 1: whether they're going to put the animal in the oven

1610
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:43,000
Speaker 1: or send it to a sanctuary to live. Among other

1611
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:47,000
Speaker 1: rescued livestock and experts are urging consumers to eat less

1612
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:49,599
Speaker 1: meat in the face of climate change, and they're saying,

1613
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:52,960
Speaker 1: there's three hour long episode will show the reality of

1614
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,960
Speaker 1: an animal's journey from the field to the plate and

1615
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:59,719
Speaker 1: highlight the behavior and intelligence of these animals, and also

1616
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:02,040
Speaker 1: the farming practice is required to meet the demands of

1617
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:05,479
Speaker 1: hungry consumers, which, as you know, aren't that glamorous. So

1618
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,839
Speaker 1: you see what they're trying to do, but in effect

1619
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:12,360
Speaker 1: in doing so, it's it's it's kind of a sadistic

1620
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:15,400
Speaker 1: little show. I feel like somebody's going to pick the

1621
01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:17,559
Speaker 1: oven and it's going to be really upsetting. Yeah, they're

1622
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:20,880
Speaker 1: gonna upset the world. Yeah, someone will do it. Anyway.

1623
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:23,519
Speaker 1: That's on Channel four. If you're in Britain, go watch that,

1624
01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:25,160
Speaker 1: just like you. Let you know. I don't know what

1625
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:26,519
Speaker 1: time it's on, but if you want to watch it,

1626
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:30,040
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Also, what else did you

1627
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:31,240
Speaker 1: want to do? Oh, let's go around the road. We

1628
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:34,160
Speaker 1: haven't gone around the room. We'll start with you. Is

1629
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:38,120
Speaker 1: it scariest time or Froggy's turn scary? Step up to

1630
01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:40,880
Speaker 1: the plate? Scary? Well? I think I need to find

1631
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:44,640
Speaker 1: better things to do with my time. Because when iOS

1632
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:49,000
Speaker 1: thirteen came out for the iPhone, they introduced the really

1633
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:53,639
Speaker 1: customizable memoji's. Yeah, so now I spent about a good

1634
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:57,439
Speaker 1: two hours trying to get this memoji to look like me.

1635
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,320
Speaker 1: Still can't do it. But then I realized I just

1636
01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:04,360
Speaker 1: wasted two hours of my day. You spent two hours

1637
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,320
Speaker 1: on that, two hours and I still couldn't get it too.

1638
01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:09,400
Speaker 1: But I'm so frustrated because my mother got hers done

1639
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:13,320
Speaker 1: in about twenty minutes exactly, and she's of her talking

1640
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,560
Speaker 1: on text like look, Anthony, look at my memoji, and

1641
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:19,439
Speaker 1: I was inspired. I just but I just can't believe

1642
01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:21,920
Speaker 1: this is the frivolous things that we waste our time on.

1643
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:28,040
Speaker 1: Oh not we not No, No, I'm saying, I am alone.

1644
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:33,599
Speaker 1: What's up with you? Gandhi? What's up? Okay? We were

1645
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:35,439
Speaker 1: just talking about the creepy things guys do. But I

1646
01:23:35,439 --> 01:23:37,400
Speaker 1: think I may have just done something kind of creepy.

1647
01:23:37,439 --> 01:23:39,479
Speaker 1: So yesterday my friend dropped me off and then I

1648
01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:41,639
Speaker 1: got two pictures sent to my phone of a guy

1649
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:43,880
Speaker 1: walking down the street with a dog in his backpack,

1650
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:46,800
Speaker 1: and she said, I think I'm in love helped me

1651
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:49,760
Speaker 1: find this man, so I posted his picture on my

1652
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:53,000
Speaker 1: instat story to see if anybody out there can identify

1653
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:55,000
Speaker 1: this fellow so I can get him for my friend.

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01:23:55,320 --> 01:24:01,760
Speaker 1: Is that creepy? Uh? In the spirit the topic is it?

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01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:05,000
Speaker 1: I don't think it's creepy. Is that creepy? I didn't

1656
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,800
Speaker 1: feel like it was creepier. I wouldn't have done it.

1657
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,960
Speaker 1: I was like, it's cute. She liked him. She wants

1658
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,400
Speaker 1: to know who he is. But I did post someone's

1659
01:24:11,439 --> 01:24:13,479
Speaker 1: picture who had no idea that the picture was being taken.

1660
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,280
Speaker 1: But the way that the dog is cuddling his back,

1661
01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:17,720
Speaker 1: it's so cute. It's the dog, it's not him. It

1662
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:19,639
Speaker 1: was both. It was sooth. I think she really liked

1663
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:22,599
Speaker 1: It's a combination, you know, guy for dogs. I mean it, Melcha,

1664
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:24,920
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? I know what's up? Producer Sam.

1665
01:24:25,080 --> 01:24:26,920
Speaker 1: I saw the best sign in my neighborhood that I

1666
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:29,519
Speaker 1: think I've ever seen, so whenever I'm walking around and

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01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:31,880
Speaker 1: there's a missing pet sign, I always posted on my

1668
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:35,000
Speaker 1: Instagram story hoping a few more people will see it. Well,

1669
01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:36,639
Speaker 1: one of the signs that's been up for a few

1670
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,360
Speaker 1: weeks had the dog cut out of it and it

1671
01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:41,639
Speaker 1: said and Sharpe found thank you. Oh yeah, that made

1672
01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:44,080
Speaker 1: me so happy. So if you live in a neighborhood

1673
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:46,559
Speaker 1: that's mostly walking around like I do, and there's a

1674
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:49,760
Speaker 1: missing pet, sign post it on any social media you have,

1675
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:51,639
Speaker 1: because you don't know how many more people you'll reach.

1676
01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:54,200
Speaker 1: And the more people looking for this animal, the better.

1677
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:56,080
Speaker 1: So I'm so glad that that black and white pup

1678
01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:57,680
Speaker 1: was found. That's exactly what I was doing with this

1679
01:24:57,680 --> 01:25:00,559
Speaker 1: guy with the dog in the backpack. So you understand, literally,

1680
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:04,439
Speaker 1: just find them, please help find missing all right, Well,

1681
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,439
Speaker 1: you know what, you're all doing good things. Gandhi. You're

1682
01:25:07,479 --> 01:25:09,759
Speaker 1: helping someone find this cute guy with a cute pet

1683
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:12,479
Speaker 1: and helping you're just helping find cute pets. So you

1684
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:14,559
Speaker 1: know we're all doing good things. Yes, it's the same thing.

1685
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:17,920
Speaker 1: This is sometimes cute pets have you guys connected to them.

1686
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:19,840
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It was just snuggling his back.

1687
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:24,000
Speaker 1: I know, I know there's something. There's something about little

1688
01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:28,160
Speaker 1: dogs that Gandhi cannot control herself. If you see, if

1689
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:29,639
Speaker 1: you see a dog, you have to be a part

1690
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:32,320
Speaker 1: of it. I attack them, and I I'm telling you

1691
01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:34,519
Speaker 1: in the last maybe year, and you know, people say

1692
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:36,799
Speaker 1: horrible things to me online. Nothing has hurt my feelings

1693
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,360
Speaker 1: more than when I met this little dog the other

1694
01:25:38,439 --> 01:25:40,200
Speaker 1: day and he wanted nothing to do with me. He

1695
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:42,599
Speaker 1: was hiding in the corner, like shaking. He's a dog.

1696
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't care. Well, no, I know, but probably made

1697
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:47,599
Speaker 1: I know. No, you're not. If a dog is nervous

1698
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,320
Speaker 1: and you try to try to attack him, he's gonna

1699
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:52,400
Speaker 1: shake in the corner. You know, they have their own

1700
01:25:52,479 --> 01:25:54,639
Speaker 1: kind of way of doing things. My boyfriend was laughing

1701
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:56,639
Speaker 1: so hard. He's like, you deserve that. I don't know why,

1702
01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:59,519
Speaker 1: but you do, Like, well you do. You shouldn't. You

1703
01:25:59,520 --> 01:26:01,240
Speaker 1: shouldn't mess with the dog less you know the dog

1704
01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:03,599
Speaker 1: wants to be messed with. Hello. It's the same as

1705
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:06,000
Speaker 1: talking scary. You shouldn't mess with people unless they want

1706
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,599
Speaker 1: to be messed with. You. See, you and I are

1707
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:09,160
Speaker 1: going to be friends one day. His name is Sushi.

1708
01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:11,800
Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna win over Sushian. Let's get into

1709
01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:15,240
Speaker 1: sound with Garrett Hi, Garretty, good morning. Let's let's talk

1710
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:18,200
Speaker 1: about the queen of Instagram right now, Jennifer Aniston. She

1711
01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:20,280
Speaker 1: was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. They're best friends and

1712
01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:23,800
Speaker 1: they were talking about Jennifer Aniston joining Instagram. You beat

1713
01:26:24,200 --> 01:26:28,600
Speaker 1: Prince Harry and Megan Marking. Megan Mark Yeah, yeah, you

1714
01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:30,880
Speaker 1: got into a million, like in like I don't know,

1715
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,320
Speaker 1: twelve seconds or something like something like that, like the

1716
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:36,400
Speaker 1: most reluctant person to ever join Instagram. Yeah kind of

1717
01:26:36,439 --> 01:26:39,000
Speaker 1: crazy you are. Yeah, you don't do that kind of stuff.

1718
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:41,800
Speaker 1: Well I do, now you do know why are you

1719
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:44,880
Speaker 1: doing it? Though I don't know. I think that's how

1720
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:48,200
Speaker 1: we all answer, like why do you join Instagram? I

1721
01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:51,479
Speaker 1: just did. I just did because everyone else is doing it. Well,

1722
01:26:51,479 --> 01:26:53,719
Speaker 1: you know, she's up to seven point one million followers

1723
01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:56,160
Speaker 1: and I just added me to her two Yeah, all right,

1724
01:26:56,280 --> 01:26:59,320
Speaker 1: massing her. Last night, the skeleton got kicked off and

1725
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:02,280
Speaker 1: skeleton went off, singing, jet are you going to be

1726
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:06,800
Speaker 1: my girl? Do you think take your hand? Come with

1727
01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:09,639
Speaker 1: me because we feel fun and we want to wake back.

1728
01:27:10,479 --> 01:27:16,439
Speaker 1: There you go, get your kicks out. Jenniferranson's now up

1729
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:20,800
Speaker 1: to eleven point seven million. There you go. Is that,

1730
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:23,840
Speaker 1: by the way, it was? It was a mail. That's

1731
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:25,360
Speaker 1: as much as I'll tell you. Do you know who

1732
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:26,479
Speaker 1: it is, don't you don't have to tell us, but

1733
01:27:26,439 --> 01:27:29,200
Speaker 1: do you know who it is? Yes? Okay, cool? Yeah,

1734
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:31,600
Speaker 1: how do you know? How do you know? Because I

1735
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:34,599
Speaker 1: know the answers when I'm loading in these clips. Oh

1736
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:37,160
Speaker 1: oh oh you do know that? Yeah? Okay, that's how

1737
01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:39,920
Speaker 1: That's how I know it. All right, Crank Anchors, they're back.

1738
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:42,360
Speaker 1: It's the prank TV show that Jimmy Kitmo created where

1739
01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:45,640
Speaker 1: puppets prying phone call people, and it was back on

1740
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:49,080
Speaker 1: Comedy Central. They got Tracy Morgan to do one of

1741
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:51,400
Speaker 1: the calls. Problem is, Tracy Morgan has one of those

1742
01:27:51,479 --> 01:27:54,840
Speaker 1: voices that you can recognize over the phone. Okay, well,

1743
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:58,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you go. Oh my god. All right,

1744
01:27:58,080 --> 01:28:00,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you an email with all of your options.

1745
01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:01,479
Speaker 1: So I really got to go because there's a lot

1746
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,160
Speaker 1: a line of people here that want to talk to me.

1747
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:08,519
Speaker 1: So the baby, which one named the baby Tracy. Wow,

1748
01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:17,880
Speaker 1: there you go. We've been heard, Fellows, and that has

1749
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:19,920
Speaker 1: happened us too. When we do phone taps too, where

1750
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,280
Speaker 1: we get either two seconds into it or ten minutes

1751
01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:25,400
Speaker 1: into it, people go, is this Scary Jones? Or is

1752
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:28,240
Speaker 1: this Danielle? And then you have to play like no,

1753
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,599
Speaker 1: and then they go it is stop it cut it out,

1754
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:34,200
Speaker 1: all right. Katy Perry has some new music out just

1755
01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:53,040
Speaker 1: came out at midnight. It's called Harley's In Haye huh.

1756
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:58,800
Speaker 1: Very interesting, yes, very different sound from her. All right,

1757
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,719
Speaker 1: let's move on to a new podcast that just got released.

1758
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:04,320
Speaker 1: This one's for Sam and Gandhi, who are big fans

1759
01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:07,679
Speaker 1: of the Office. It's called The Office Ladies, featuring Angela

1760
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:10,160
Speaker 1: Kinsley and of course Jenni Fisher who were on the show.

1761
01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:12,679
Speaker 1: And they were talking about how they got into the role,

1762
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:16,360
Speaker 1: the mindset of working at a paper company in an office.

1763
01:29:16,640 --> 01:29:18,840
Speaker 1: This is what the director made them do when they

1764
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:21,479
Speaker 1: first started filming. One of the rules that he came

1765
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:24,320
Speaker 1: up with was that he cleared the entire set of

1766
01:29:24,439 --> 01:29:28,760
Speaker 1: all crew members except for a camera operator, a boom operator,

1767
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:31,760
Speaker 1: and himself. Yes, and that was it. That was it.

1768
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:34,639
Speaker 1: He also made all of the actors come in every morning,

1769
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:36,800
Speaker 1: go through hair and makeup, and then sit at our

1770
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:39,559
Speaker 1: desks starting at seven thirty am. And we had to

1771
01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:43,200
Speaker 1: pretend to work. Yes, And he walked around with the

1772
01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:46,040
Speaker 1: documentary crew and filmed us for thirty minutes. Yeah, just

1773
01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:50,120
Speaker 1: us quietly working. Wow, you know that's what great Tea

1774
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:55,320
Speaker 1: used to do when you work for us. He would

1775
01:29:55,320 --> 01:29:57,200
Speaker 1: come in every morning, sit at his desk and act

1776
01:29:57,240 --> 01:30:00,800
Speaker 1: like he was working. Yeah, I felt like it was

1777
01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:03,840
Speaker 1: last week, all right. And then finally Taylor Swift, she

1778
01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:06,840
Speaker 1: stopped by NPR. They do the Tiny Deaths series where

1779
01:30:06,880 --> 01:30:09,720
Speaker 1: she performs answering some questions. What question do you think

1780
01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:13,240
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is sick of hearing when she's out doing interviews?

1781
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:18,000
Speaker 1: What will you ever do if you get happy? Like?

1782
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:22,320
Speaker 1: What will you write about? Will you just never be

1783
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:26,519
Speaker 1: able to write a song again? You gotta have balls, question,

1784
01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:28,600
Speaker 1: You gotta have balls to ask that question. Though. It's like,

1785
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:31,800
Speaker 1: so you're sad and if you get happy, your music

1786
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:35,240
Speaker 1: career is over, basically, is what those people are asking her. Well,

1787
01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:37,679
Speaker 1: which we know that she could do a lot beyond,

1788
01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:41,800
Speaker 1: of course, break breakup songs, right right, exactly? All right?

1789
01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:45,240
Speaker 1: Is ther is that it? No? That's it? Oh? Did

1790
01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:53,559
Speaker 1: you have another one? U? Not that I know of? No? Okay, good, good, well,

1791
01:30:53,560 --> 01:30:58,120
Speaker 1: thank you, you're a good American. Danielle is out today,

1792
01:30:58,439 --> 01:31:01,040
Speaker 1: of of course, Gandhi is sitting in to give us

1793
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:03,000
Speaker 1: the Danielle Report. What do you have this hour? What's

1794
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:05,320
Speaker 1: going on? Gandhi? All Right? The Hollywood Reporter put out

1795
01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:08,400
Speaker 1: its annual list of the most powerful people in entertainment,

1796
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:11,160
Speaker 1: and celebrities didn't really make an appearance until number fifteen.

1797
01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:14,559
Speaker 1: Any guess who the most powerful celebrity might be? Oprah

1798
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:17,640
Speaker 1: is usually the most powerful, You are, right, but it

1799
01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:21,840
Speaker 1: really yeah? Who else? Number fifteen was Oprah behind her

1800
01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:26,400
Speaker 1: jj Abrams, who created lost Ryan Murphy from Glee, American

1801
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:30,000
Speaker 1: horror story, Gray's Anatomy creator Seanda Rhimes, Rhese Witherspoon, Tyler Perry,

1802
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:31,720
Speaker 1: lots of others, But the people who came in at

1803
01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:34,040
Speaker 1: the top were a bunch of like Disney CEO's the

1804
01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:37,639
Speaker 1: guys who run Netflix, which makes total sense. Post Malone

1805
01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:40,960
Speaker 1: spotted playing strip beer pong at a downtown strip club

1806
01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:43,080
Speaker 1: in New York. He had back to back shows at

1807
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:45,519
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden and apparently he decided he was going

1808
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:48,719
Speaker 1: to make it rain with fifty thousand dollars, and everybody

1809
01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:51,719
Speaker 1: there said he was the nicest customer they've ever had.

1810
01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:53,920
Speaker 1: He let mes you a question, if you're gonna go

1811
01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:57,280
Speaker 1: out and to the club and you're like, tonight's tonight,

1812
01:31:57,439 --> 01:32:00,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna make it rain, you know I'm saying.

1813
01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:03,960
Speaker 1: So you go, you go to the bank and say, hey,

1814
01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:06,320
Speaker 1: I need some cash. Well what kind of cash would

1815
01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:07,680
Speaker 1: you like, mister drain? Well, I don't know. I need

1816
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:10,960
Speaker 1: to make it rain at the club tonight. So what

1817
01:32:11,439 --> 01:32:13,639
Speaker 1: does anyone else ever come in and when they want

1818
01:32:13,640 --> 01:32:15,560
Speaker 1: to get the rain package of cash? What do you

1819
01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:17,720
Speaker 1: give them? I mean, is there like a standard? Is

1820
01:32:17,760 --> 01:32:20,240
Speaker 1: it fifty thousand? What is it like like? Do you

1821
01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:24,280
Speaker 1: break it up in five tens, twenties? I don't know exactly.

1822
01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:26,040
Speaker 1: What do you What do you do when you make

1823
01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:28,360
Speaker 1: it rain? Is it hundreds? What is it? Has anyone

1824
01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:31,960
Speaker 1: ever been at the club when it rain? Like singles? Oh?

1825
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:34,360
Speaker 1: Don't you ever make it rain with singles? On me?

1826
01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:37,200
Speaker 1: Will kill you. But people laugh at people trying to

1827
01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:39,040
Speaker 1: make it rain with singles because they're like, you're so cheap.

1828
01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:43,639
Speaker 1: That was twenty dollars. Okay, out of here? No, no, seriously,

1829
01:32:44,080 --> 01:32:48,200
Speaker 1: what is that in the studio? What is that You

1830
01:32:48,240 --> 01:32:50,800
Speaker 1: put money in here and then you shoot it out

1831
01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:53,360
Speaker 1: and it comes fly out of cash cannon. That's a

1832
01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:56,080
Speaker 1: better plan. Well okay, but what do you put in it?

1833
01:32:56,160 --> 01:32:57,920
Speaker 1: My question is when they make it rain. How much

1834
01:32:57,960 --> 01:33:00,760
Speaker 1: do they spend? Does anyone know? Whatever they would like?

1835
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:05,719
Speaker 1: I have only seen singles, me too, say singles, guest, Garrett,

1836
01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:07,880
Speaker 1: you have you seen Garrett? Well, what most hip hop

1837
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:11,000
Speaker 1: guys have said is they'll go to the bank. They'll

1838
01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:13,519
Speaker 1: ask for just small amount of like one hundred dollar bills,

1839
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:17,000
Speaker 1: and then wrap it in singles. So when when they

1840
01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:19,479
Speaker 1: go there, the perception is they have one hundred dollars bills,

1841
01:33:19,479 --> 01:33:21,759
Speaker 1: But what would they really have? Our singles? So they'll

1842
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:25,519
Speaker 1: ask her anywhere from between twenty five to fifty thousand dollars.

1843
01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:28,599
Speaker 1: Let me be very clear, when I decide to make

1844
01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:31,320
Speaker 1: it rain, I'm not throwing singles, but I'm going for

1845
01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:35,760
Speaker 1: five dollar bills. Baby, Absolutely, he'll be broke very who

1846
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:38,640
Speaker 1: needs a Lincoln? Who needs a Lincoln? You're gonna make

1847
01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:43,240
Speaker 1: it flood with those five dollar bills. Guinness says Jennifer

1848
01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:45,280
Speaker 1: Anderson was the fastest person ever to get the one

1849
01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:47,559
Speaker 1: million followers. We said that and as she did it

1850
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:49,840
Speaker 1: in just five hours, So go Jennifer Anderson with her

1851
01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:52,240
Speaker 1: one picture of the cast of Friends, which I still

1852
01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:55,120
Speaker 1: say is a terrible show. Jonah Hill not going to

1853
01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:57,760
Speaker 1: join the cast of the Batman movie. He was apparently

1854
01:33:57,880 --> 01:33:59,559
Speaker 1: set to play the Riddler, and they said that they

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Speaker 1: haven't come to any terms on that, so he's walking away.

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Speaker 1: If you Followley hold On, Froggy stopped shooting the money canon.

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01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:14,719
Speaker 1: We have money everywhere, just money flying. Okay, go ahead, boomerang,

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01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:18,840
Speaker 1: go ahead, Gandhi. Miley's ires and Cody Simpson or posting

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Speaker 1: some kind of scandalous photos. A lot of people were

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Speaker 1: dming me saying that they couldn't see it on Miley's page.

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Speaker 1: Tody Simpson is the one who actually posted the photo

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Speaker 1: of the two of them in front of the mirror

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Speaker 1: with her hand down his pants. They also went out

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Speaker 1: and got tattoos together yesterday, not matching tattoos, just getting

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Speaker 1: some ink together. So everyone's like, oh my gosh, it's

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Speaker 1: definitely on and Elvis, you're right. They're doing things that

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Speaker 1: you should usually do in a relationship after like a

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Speaker 1: long time, but they're just getting right at it. Asap.

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Speaker 1: Rocky says he's a sex addict. He said he spent

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Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars on a bed big enough to

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Speaker 1: accommodate all of his partners. That I find fascinating how

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Speaker 1: much did he spend on a big bed one hundred

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars? Like? How many people can you put in

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Speaker 1: your bed at once? What is that? All the people?

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Speaker 1: You know? You know what? I gotta I gotta, I

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01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:07,120
Speaker 1: gotta live more gangst It. I'm telling you right now,

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01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:08,800
Speaker 1: I need to make it rain at clubs. I need

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01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:11,439
Speaker 1: I need a bed that fits like fifty five people

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Speaker 1: so we can all do each other. I'm really is

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01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:15,400
Speaker 1: it too late in my life to do this? Ever?

1881
01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:17,920
Speaker 1: You should put it all together, get that big ass bed,

1882
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:19,400
Speaker 1: have all the people come over, and then make it

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Speaker 1: rain in your apartment with five dollar bills all right

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Speaker 1: on the bed? Is there a sheet set that covers

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Speaker 1: a bed that big? I would imagine? Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: All Right, Night on TV, We've got Craze, Anatomy, Supernatural,

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's gonna be on with Fallon, Paul Rudd will

1888
01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:36,640
Speaker 1: be on with Jimmy Kimmel and Thursday Night Football the

1889
01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:41,120
Speaker 1: Broncos and the Chiefs. So asap Rocky is uh sex

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Speaker 1: addicted to sex? Yes? He said he has all these people,

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Speaker 1: all these people in his has all these people in

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Speaker 1: his bed, Like how many people in his bed um.

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01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:49,680
Speaker 1: He didn't say exactly how many. It just said to

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Speaker 1: accommodate all of his partners. And he's been having orgies

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Speaker 1: as long as he can remember. Yeah, I don't want

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Speaker 1: him to make it rain because that's a whole different

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01:35:57,320 --> 01:35:59,200
Speaker 1: thing with him. You know what I'm saying, you are

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01:35:59,479 --> 01:36:03,800
Speaker 1: I'm bringing umbrella anyway. I see a ship. Yeah, I

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01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:07,080
Speaker 1: see a Taco Bell commercial in our future. Also, our

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Speaker 1: friend Katie Kurik is here. We love Katie Kurk. She

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Speaker 1: has a brand new iHeartRadio podcast. Uh, it's called Next

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Speaker 1: Question with Katie Curic. We have to talk about that

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Speaker 1: with her coming up red after this. Hey guys, this

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Speaker 1: is Seleni Gomez. What's up? It's Fletchers, Elvis Durana. How

1905
01:36:25,720 --> 01:36:28,840
Speaker 1: dare you? Helvis Duran and Morning Show Elvis Duran in

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01:36:28,880 --> 01:36:32,400
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Oh, you know, I loves me some

1907
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Speaker 1: Taco Bell. They're doing something really cool there. Uh, they're

1908
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Speaker 1: celebrating birthdays with the Mountain dew Baha Blast. The Mountain

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Speaker 1: dew Baha Blast as turned fifteen years old. I love

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Speaker 1: the Mountain dew Baha Blast a taco bell and what

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Speaker 1: they're doing to celebrate there's they're mixing in candy confetti

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Speaker 1: inside the Mountain Dew Baha Blast Birthday Freeze. It's the

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Speaker 1: Mountain Dew Baha Blast Birthday Freeze. Each sip is filled

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Speaker 1: with candy confetti and the BAA Blast flavor. You Love

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Speaker 1: you with Me? Yeah, Join the celebration by picking up

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Speaker 1: a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Birthday Freeze today at Taco

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Speaker 1: Bell Nelvis Doran in the Morning Show, Katie Kirk is here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Hi everyone, So nice to see you. And Max manuser

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Speaker 1: when we launched a new podcast on iHeart, We've got

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Speaker 1: to invite to superstar in so Katie. It's called Next

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Speaker 1: Question with Katie Kirk, investigating the People movement and issues

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Speaker 1: shaping today's world. Yeah, and I'm very excited about it.

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Speaker 1: Two episodes have dropped so far, one on the impact

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Speaker 1: of violent misogynistic pornography on people's perception of sexual relationships

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Speaker 1: really really interesting, and the second was on CBD. And

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Speaker 1: so we're really we're really diving into issues that I

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Speaker 1: care about, I'm curious about that I want to understand better.

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Speaker 1: So I'm really excited to be doing this with my heart.

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Speaker 1: You know what, this is the thing I've been doing

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Speaker 1: radio my entire career, but of late I've been doing

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Speaker 1: more network stuff at NBC. There's and there's always a

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Speaker 1: timer timing down. You always only have like a few seconds.

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Speaker 1: So it's so frustrating. You never really can't get into

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Speaker 1: the meat and potatoes of what any of these topics

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Speaker 1: are about. And Katie, you've you've been doing network TV

1936
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Speaker 1: for several years now, for say, but look, okay, look,

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Speaker 1: for instance, last time we were here, we played the

1938
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Speaker 1: sound of you and Bryant Gumble talking about Internet. Yes, Alison,

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Speaker 1: what is internet? What is internet? Yes? But that was

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety four, Elvis, Okay, looking back to those days

1941
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Speaker 1: versus what you can do now with your own podcast

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01:38:43,520 --> 01:38:45,920
Speaker 1: and when your when you do series, for for streaming

1943
01:38:45,960 --> 01:38:48,360
Speaker 1: online video and everything. Right, look at what you can

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01:38:48,439 --> 01:38:50,960
Speaker 1: control now. It's really from your heart more than someone

1945
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Speaker 1: else writing it from Well, it's all about disintermediation, right.

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01:38:54,439 --> 01:38:56,280
Speaker 1: That's such a big word tabe now, But it's such

1947
01:38:56,320 --> 01:38:59,720
Speaker 1: a good word because it's a direct relationship with viewers, consumers,

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Speaker 1: list nurse whomever. And you don't have people who are

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Speaker 1: gatekeepers anymore. So I think you know, for every great

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Speaker 1: aspect of letting people have a voice, which I think

1951
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Speaker 1: is so wonderful. I mean, think how limiting it was,

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Speaker 1: Elvis back in the day. Absolutely so few people could

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Speaker 1: get into the pipeline. But of course, as I mentioned,

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Speaker 1: that comes with some pitfalls. I sound very intelligent, do

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Speaker 1: But getting from this is, you know, a connection, a real,

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Speaker 1: true circular connection is possible now. Back in the day,

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Speaker 1: it was the network told me to say this, I

1958
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Speaker 1: said it, and now you will you will eat it.

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Speaker 1: I always had a lot of freedom. Honestly. What was

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Speaker 1: the most frustrating and continued I think to frustrate people

1961
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Speaker 1: in television news is the limited time you have to

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Speaker 1: explore a topic. You know, it's gotten shorter and shorter

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Speaker 1: as people people's attention spans have been truncated. And I

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Speaker 1: love having these deep, rich conversations and to really kind

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Speaker 1: of unpack and I think people are eaving it. Elvis,

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Speaker 1: Actually don't mean I think people don't they They're inundated

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Speaker 1: by a tsunami of sort of just bits and pieces

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Speaker 1: and to connect these we are connecting with each other

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Speaker 1: now it's a two way communication because the social media.

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Speaker 1: We didn't have that before. Actually we can actually not

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Speaker 1: only spend more time talking about different perspectives. We can

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Speaker 1: also have more time having a conversation with total strangers

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Speaker 1: about what they're feeling about it. It It is awesome, it's

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Speaker 1: great about what we're doing. Now, I know, let's hear

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Speaker 1: it for us. Yeah, well, let's really let's hear it

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Speaker 1: for the people. Right. It has given power back to

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Speaker 1: the people. I'll put an, you know, on Instagram. I'll

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Speaker 1: put a video of Nancy Pelosi talking about launching the

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Speaker 1: impeachment inquiry, and I'll just want to hear what people

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Speaker 1: have to say. And it's really it's I just feel

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Speaker 1: very connected to them in a way that I never

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Speaker 1: really connected with viewers of the Today Show in that

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Speaker 1: kind of a direct, intimate way. Well you couldn't. There

1984
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Speaker 1: was no mechanism to write letters, and Nancy Fields, Willard

1985
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Speaker 1: Scott's assistant, would open it and say, Katie, this guy

1986
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Speaker 1: thinks your hair looks like a ski slope for the Headpharaoh,

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Speaker 1: and I'd be like, face, Nancy, can you put that

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Speaker 1: in the circular file. I'm looking at Katie Curik's Instagram now,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you do have a lot of thought provoking

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Speaker 1: I can see where the story is developing with but

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Speaker 1: here's a picture of Katie with a meat loaf. Is

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Speaker 1: great Katie in her garden. I do with these pajama

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Speaker 1: grams often in the morning where I give people the headlines. Right,

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Speaker 1: I'm in my pajamas and I'm just saying, hey, here's

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Speaker 1: what's happening. Because I have a newsletter that our company

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Speaker 1: puts out every morning that curates the news and also

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Speaker 1: gives original content. Sign up for it at katiecurrect dot

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Speaker 1: com everybody, And so sometimes like I'm just in my

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Speaker 1: pajamas talking to people. I mean, how weird is that?

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Speaker 1: But what this does It takes you off of this

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01:41:45,280 --> 01:41:50,360
Speaker 1: level of smart person giving me news and perspective. Now

2002
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:52,880
Speaker 1: we know more about you away from that story, and

2003
01:41:52,920 --> 01:41:56,360
Speaker 1: it helps us understand why for your perspective is what

2004
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Speaker 1: it is, because we see you as a human, right

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Speaker 1: and not just a really smart person. I think people

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Speaker 1: want that unvarnished, and people also like to see into

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01:42:05,560 --> 01:42:08,479
Speaker 1: your everyday life and right, Katie Kirk is doing not

2008
01:42:08,520 --> 01:42:10,240
Speaker 1: just giving us the news, Like what do you do

2009
01:42:10,320 --> 01:42:12,360
Speaker 1: in your personal life? Like I'm trying to stay away

2010
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Speaker 1: from sugar, but I just date three. I'm enjoys. Hold on,

2011
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Speaker 1: are they a sponsor of ours. I don't know if

2012
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Speaker 1: you send them an invoice. Gandhi is a great a

2013
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Speaker 1: great example of someone who lets it all out on

2014
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Speaker 1: social media. She's not winning a popularity content. You get

2015
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Speaker 1: any trolls, do you get a lot of push back?

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Speaker 1: A lot? That's That's hard sometimes, isn't it. How do

2017
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Speaker 1: you handle that? So I think I'm very fortunate that

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Speaker 1: this has all happened as I've been an adult. I

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Speaker 1: can't imagine what it would be like for kids who

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Speaker 1: are dealing with this kind of stuff right now. I laugh.

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Speaker 1: We talk about it all the time and just say,

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Speaker 1: for the most part, people who are going out of

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Speaker 1: their way to troll someone they don't know, they probably

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Speaker 1: have an issue with themselves and there's something going on there.

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Speaker 1: But I think people also really aren't interested now and

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Speaker 1: being attached to somebody that they find relatable versus you know,

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Speaker 1: for a long time, everyone was perfect and everybody looks perfect,

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Speaker 1: and everyone was always happy and always smiling, and every

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Speaker 1: now and then you don't feel that way and you

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Speaker 1: don't look that way. So a potemia Graham is good

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Speaker 1: or saying I'm having a bad day, it's okay, And

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Speaker 1: I think that that is great, and that's a good

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Speaker 1: thing from social I don't have to use the agnapp

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Speaker 1: because I'm sixty two people. I'm okay with it. Right,

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Speaker 1: Remember that app where I deleted that quickly? Apparently a

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Speaker 1: major information available to all sorts of malevolent people, and

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Speaker 1: I love I love being available to them too. But

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Speaker 1: but I think it's so great to have a different

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Speaker 1: perspective on the person who's talking about what's in the news.

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Speaker 1: I want to know you and trust you as a

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Speaker 1: human more than just a slick looking, just made up

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Speaker 1: network person. Right with my purple sheath dress exactly, by

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Speaker 1: the way, just turning us on. Katie Kirk is here.

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Speaker 1: I want to know more. Let's take a quick break

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Speaker 1: more with Katie Kirk coming right up. Miss part of

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Speaker 1: today's show on demand Every show posted every day only

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Speaker 1: on the iHeartRadio app. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Text us and messaging rates may apply. It's Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show, hanging out with our Frank Katie

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Speaker 1: Kurik with our brand new podcast. It launched earlier this month. Right, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: there have been two episodes so far, and I just

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Speaker 1: completed one with Ronan Faro, which was really interesting. Of

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Speaker 1: course for me having worked at NBC for almost twenty years, UH,

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Speaker 1: to kind of unpack all of this stuff is uh

2055
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Speaker 1: is disturbing, fascinating, upsetting, um, confounding, And so Ronan and

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Speaker 1: I had a really what I think is an important

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Speaker 1: conversation about workplace culture, UM and what's been going on

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Speaker 1: in some of these workplaces for far too long. And

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Speaker 1: you know how these stories have not come out for

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Speaker 1: various reasons, and that's another level. I mean, look, there

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Speaker 1: are the stories, the details that are just disturbing beyond

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Speaker 1: is one of our listeners, and she and her husband,

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Speaker 1: last week, and so Janina wanted me to call as

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Speaker 1: the town home board and let him know that he's

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Speaker 1: being punished for what he did. And I called him

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Speaker 1: right before a big summer weekend that he had planned.

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Speaker 1: So you're the neighborhood punisher. Yes, all right, let's see

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Speaker 1: what happens in Dave Brody's phone tip listening. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: Johnny Mutz out please Johnny, Hi Johnny. This is Bobby Flaming.

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Speaker 1: I'm the vice president of the town him Association. Did

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Speaker 1: you wife tell you I called her? Yeah? We, Uh,

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Speaker 1: we had a little bit of a problem over the

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Speaker 1: past weekend. I've gotten a bunch of complaints. Did you

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Speaker 1: roast a whole pig on a spit? I did? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well, I'm glad you admitted to that because

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Speaker 1: I had emailed pictures to me of the pig and

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Speaker 1: the apple in its mouth. I'm sorry, but you violated

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Speaker 1: the policies of the town home complex. Okay, we'll find me.

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Speaker 1: I myself would be offended if I had to look

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Speaker 1: at that. Um, We're gonna go ahead and suspend your

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Speaker 1: grilling privileges for two weeks, so you will not be

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Speaker 1: able to grow outside for two weeks from Monday. No, yes, what, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I've got people coming over. I got family coming in

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Speaker 1: from out of town. I'm grilling out. I got planned.

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Speaker 1: I would suggest Domino's Pizza or Boston Market because you

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Speaker 1: will not be growing outside. I live here, I pay money,

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Speaker 1: Like everybody. You are not allowed to roast an entire

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Speaker 1: pig on a spit because neighbors complain. Nen they're pansy

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Speaker 1: children who are all stared at everything. Look we had

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Speaker 1: there are eight year old and nine year old children

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Speaker 1: who were upset. There was a five year old. They

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Speaker 1: know where meat comes from? Had they ever eaten meat before?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they're like what they're doing when they meet

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Speaker 1: eat meat? Okay, I'm sure when they're eating okay, which

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Speaker 1: is what I was doing. I'm sure when they eat

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Speaker 1: the meat. It doesn't have the head in the face

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Speaker 1: on it. Sir, you cooked an entire pig. I go hunting.

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Speaker 1: I know where meat comes from. I'm not afraid of it.

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Speaker 1: All right, you're one of those people, I sing, one

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Speaker 1: of those people, one of the one of these guys

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Speaker 1: who drives a station wagon with an NRA bump, a

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Speaker 1: sticker and a roof rack where you put your dead animals?

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Speaker 1: Is that who I'm talking to? Just let me know

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Speaker 1: who I'm talking to. Okay, tell me of the Constitution

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Speaker 1: where it tells me I can't eat a pig when

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Speaker 1: I want to do? You know how many people were

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Speaker 1: there watching me brill the pig? Not everybody's bothered by

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Speaker 1: this tompy. Did all of those complaints come from one family?

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Speaker 1: I think I know who it is. Okay, you know

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Speaker 1: it's not written in the Constitution, but it is written

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Speaker 1: in the blast Section eighteen, subsection three, paragraph two under grilling.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be barbecuing there next week. I want to

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Speaker 1: speak to the president, not the vice president. Where's the president?

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Speaker 1: Mark my words? If you grill this weekend, you will

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Speaker 1: be banned from the clubhouse. You can tell your wife

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Speaker 1: it's your fault when your kids don't get to go swimming. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I get it all right, the shot. Very nice talking

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Speaker 1: to you, sir yourself. Janina. Oh, hold on, he's calling

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Speaker 1: me right now. What should they do? No, no, don't

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Speaker 1: don't answer it. And just we'll just call him back

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Speaker 1: and go, sorry, what's up? And then and then just

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Speaker 1: ask him what happened? Uh and then ask him what

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Speaker 1: he's gonna do about it? Okay? Hello, Hi, um, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I am this the call? What what did you say? Oh? Community,

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Speaker 1: this was not my idea to live here. Lest off

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Speaker 1: listens banning me from cooking out and then they's like

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Speaker 1: throwing all this about how our kids can't swim in

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Speaker 1: the pool because we're banned. Well hello, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: I told you not to grill that stupid pig. Well

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, or just what you were

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Speaker 1: right from like every single person who came to the

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Speaker 1: party next weekend. But you know what I mean. They

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Speaker 1: don't understand you. But I'm reastribing you of ours, but

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Speaker 1: their plump or six or coexist. And then the little bit.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what they think I'm going to grill out.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if we're not And do you want

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Speaker 1: to cook? I don't want to cook, but I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying to break the rules. Did you lose your chamber

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Speaker 1: with this guy or something? This smug little man is

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Speaker 1: probably this little telling me, well, I can't do in

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Speaker 1: my home webs. What are you laughing? Johnny, Johnny who?

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Speaker 1: This isn't Bobby Flaming from the Town Home Association, It's

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Speaker 1: actually Dave Brody from ELISTRA. In the Morning show, your

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Speaker 1: wife and I are phone tapping you. Oh my, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did not. I did not really know that you

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Speaker 1: were you listening the whole time? Yes, yes, I heard

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Speaker 1: what she said. That the way people act where they

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Speaker 1: don't know they're being recorded. Interesting, great phone tap Brody,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Bobby Flaman well, who knows more

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