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Speaker 1: This is a headgun podcast. Celebpok Ellen fucking degenerous. Get

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Speaker 1: in here because scandal is about to start. Oh, Jennifer Aniston,

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Speaker 1: you're my favorite of you know spokeswoman. And can I

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Speaker 1: just say I love these medieval doors. Well you did

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Speaker 1: get them for me and Justin for our wedding present.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember that wedding gut pretty crazy.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right. I actually remember scouring the earth for

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Speaker 1: a vintage piece of hardware that could compliment your new

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Speaker 1: home and pizza oven. And I was looking all through

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Speaker 1: these flea markets in Morocco, and then it said, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, doors of course remind me Cheryl, wait, can

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Speaker 1: you grab the pizza shell crows over here? She's making

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Speaker 1: these amazing cauliflower pies. My problem with flowers. I get

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Speaker 1: a little gassy. And then Porscha makes me sleep in

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Speaker 1: the guest house. Where is Porscha, by the way, I

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Speaker 1: miss her. Oh, Porsche's actually chained to a desk in

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Speaker 1: the art barn. She's very passionate about art. And she

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Speaker 1: also wore something a little too revealing the other day,

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Speaker 1: so I took away her out of home. Privilegious. That's

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Speaker 1: good drive loss of one. Now you're speaking my language. Wow, Jen,

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Speaker 1: this home is stunning. I mean not just the medieval

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Speaker 1: doors I bought you, and not just that stunning sixteenth

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Speaker 1: century Jean Prouvet earn that I bought you, but my god,

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Speaker 1: I mean beam work. I love these beans. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to stop you right there, dur Can I just ask you?

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Speaker 1: Do you know the measurements of this space right here?

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Speaker 1: I actually don't, okay, because I want to say it's

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Speaker 1: around twenty three hundred square feet? But okay, I actually

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Speaker 1: I brought my tape measure. I'm just just going to measure. Really, grief,

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Speaker 1: you don't mind not salling for you, Okay, that's all

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Speaker 1: in for you. And another question, the industrial barn I

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Speaker 1: saw out front, is that zoned commercial? No? I actually

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about opening up a little space to

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Speaker 1: sell shoes and vintage con up. Yeah, just to pop

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Speaker 1: up for friends and guest. Hold on, Ellen, are you

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Speaker 1: doing what you did to Ryan Seacrest? What did I

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Speaker 1: do to Ryan? You are too good? Listen? Do you

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Speaker 1: want to buy my house? I will make you an

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Speaker 1: offer right now. Twenty seven two. Now, I love the beams.

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Speaker 1: I love the beams and it's at about the many

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Speaker 1: l I know that you paid sixteen eight for this

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Speaker 1: in two thousand and nine. There's no way this is

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Speaker 1: worth more than eighteen. No one's going to pay you

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Speaker 1: this kind of premium. Okay, but please to be in Topango,

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Speaker 1: Laurel Greater? Who Jen? I can't just get right on

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Speaker 1: the four Jen one in Malibu? And you know that

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Speaker 1: you're not a topanga girl. I need this space thirty

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Speaker 1: point two twenty eight point nine, or I released the

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Speaker 1: Hounds thirty one point three thirty thirty point five plus

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Speaker 1: the ring, okay, plus the first shoes, the first dance

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Speaker 1: smiths you ever wore on the first episode of Helen.

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Speaker 1: You know what done? It's the beams for me? Okay,

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Speaker 1: get the sixty eight my way, Let's do it. Let's

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Speaker 1: do it. Or okay, can you move out tomorrow? I

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Speaker 1: have big plants. Boost that knocking at the door. It's

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Speaker 1: all your friends, your filthy hor your husband's gone, and

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Speaker 1: we've got books on a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's books. It's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoir. It's Martenius

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Speaker 1: book Club. Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity book Club.

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Speaker 1: Tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. No boys

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Speaker 1: are alluded books. Say it Loud and Cloud Celebrity book

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Speaker 1: Club buzz Man. I brought the Queer Voe Hey best friends,

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Speaker 1: Hey Loo, Marotta, Stephanie Germanata, Filippina Horst, Stephanie Hurst, the

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Speaker 1: famous mid century designer, M so good to see you.

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Speaker 1: You're looking amazing, youthful, vibrant. Well we're glowing out there.

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Speaker 1: It's summer now. I realized I didn't say rabbit rabbit

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Speaker 1: to you yesterday or is it today? So it's today

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Speaker 1: and maybe that's why you didn't say it yesterday. But no,

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Speaker 1: I actually I was sitting there and I was going hot.

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Speaker 1: No rabbit rabbit text from Lil. I guess she's super

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Speaker 1: busy these days. I'm actually gonna cry on an error

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Speaker 1: right now. What's happened? Though? It's fine. Relationships evolved, they

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Speaker 1: change to people change. We do have a grain tradition

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Speaker 1: of you texted me rabbit rabbit on the first day

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Speaker 1: of a new month. I'm Sara Parker. I guess you

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Speaker 1: didn't want to text me rabbit rabbit, waiting for me

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Speaker 1: to do it. I was waiting for you to do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I also much much watership down. Maybe I was insecure

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Speaker 1: and I was just like, well if she forgot about it, Like, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just that I know it's a loser who's holding

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Speaker 1: onto this desperate childhood lore. Oh sad, sad, Electrician. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: we don't play in treehouses anymore, Stephen, speaking of treehouses,

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about, not about this book. I

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Speaker 1: actually want to talk more about our week. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so you know why I was telling you yesterday. So

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Speaker 1: for our listeners who don't know, I have a secret

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Speaker 1: life in France, and I do have a son there

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Speaker 1: and many friends and boyfriends, much like characters on the

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Speaker 1: Hot Topic show Mayor of Eastown, I have a double life. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm not fucking a team, right, You're not. Well,

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Speaker 1: laws are different in different countries. But the point is

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Speaker 1: I'm going to France this summer, and I was telling

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Speaker 1: you yesterday how I was trying to book this airbnb

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Speaker 1: and then he maybe have a full half hour interview

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Speaker 1: over FaceTime, which is truly so rude in situation of

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Speaker 1: time and just be like do we need to do this,

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Speaker 1: Like you're not going to be there, Like you put

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Speaker 1: your house in Airbnb. If you don't want some random

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Speaker 1: oh gosh, I do see his point. Though. The European

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Speaker 1: they're like, who are you? Well they found out pretty quickly.

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Speaker 1: She clocked me within four seconds, and she was like

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Speaker 1: the wife she was just like and just so you know, Mussell,

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Speaker 1: my question. She so she just clocked out and was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming to Marseilles to discover myself and taste the

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Speaker 1: men of your sport town. No. I literally did not

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Speaker 1: say that I wanted to chase them out of your portown.

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Speaker 1: But she could obviously tell via my FaceTime immediately that

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Speaker 1: salty salty sea. And then he was like. The husband

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Speaker 1: was just like, it is a an aggression town of

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Speaker 1: conservative Muslim history. A lot of men might be a

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Speaker 1: bit mucho. It's a mucho country. And I was like

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Speaker 1: be bad. And then and then he looks at her.

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Speaker 1: He just goes, does not touch are in. Nobody's daughturing,

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Speaker 1: So then he's like, we have this whole interview and

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Speaker 1: he's just like, the only one thing that Matt happen

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Speaker 1: not granted to you. And I'm like, okay, so what's

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Speaker 1: the vibe. And then he's like, she's so busy with

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Speaker 1: the restaurant she won't respond to my text. And I'm thinking, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: she's so busy restaurant touring, she's getting respont of the tax,

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Speaker 1: like maybe she's not coming down. Then today, I get

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Speaker 1: her kids are coming to Marseilla, and yeah, so rude.

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Speaker 1: Wait this busy ass restaurant to her party until three

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Speaker 1: busy bitch is taking my house. And so then I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you know, during this time, hello, amuse have gone off

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Speaker 1: the market. Well it's the longer you wait to book here,

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Speaker 1: dropping my Yeah. I mean, you kept on saying I'm

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Speaker 1: going to Marseilles. I'm going to Marseilles, and I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: well you book your trip and you're like, oh, plannings

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Speaker 1: for losers, plannings for lesbians. I hadn't book my trip.

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Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, yeah, oh um boy

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Speaker 1: who cried by get over here because like now you're homeless,

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Speaker 1: and well you know I actually I did book another place, okay,

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Speaker 1: and it's confirmed and actually here's this was a blessing

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Speaker 1: in disguise. It was better no as frights as there

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Speaker 1: first place where he was like, the air conditioner is

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Speaker 1: hot and friends. But we were talking about the French

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Speaker 1: of you to say air com It is okay, So

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Speaker 1: which so what is the place like? So it actually

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Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be very like authentic Boots, where

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Speaker 1: just something you're learning to study. I know I'm going

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Speaker 1: in these dumpsters and it's dumpsters full of crapers. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: so to go out and be like and have your cafe,

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Speaker 1: was in Brian Park, which I haven't been in months

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Speaker 1: and months and months. I mean so funny because fashion

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Speaker 1: just just a tiny little bit about me. I literally

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Speaker 1: went there for a fashion reason, Bradshaw, because urban urbants,

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Speaker 1: which is fashion. Yeah, it's fashion. Yeah. And I was

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Speaker 1: meeting a friend from out of town. A little peak

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Speaker 1: for our listeners. We had like a lot of not

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Speaker 1: We can me this crazy few days. Yeah, and it's

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Speaker 1: just it hasn't stop. No, I'm still recovering. Yeah, constant partying, dinner, parties,

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Speaker 1: to go to the the Urbanifters because the one on six

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Speaker 1: It was like an Urban Ofters sale on sale thing whatever,

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Speaker 1: and I saw these like plaid pants anyway whatever, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I wasn't sure if I wanted the pants,

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Speaker 1: but I was like, I'm buying them on sale, And

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Speaker 1: I chose the pickup options so delivery, so that if

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Speaker 1: use that for sure. Yeah, because like I've always thought

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Speaker 1: pickup in store is so weird. It's just like you're

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Speaker 1: com slash book Club Ditch the Talk. Okay, So it's

420
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Speaker 1: just she says moving doesn't stress her out, and it's like, well,

421
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 1: I guess because you have movers. Yeah, that was someone

422
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: who just I'm surprised though, that she wouldn't be stressed

423
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 1: out about the art being damage. Yeah, I mean, I

424
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 1: bet she has her the mouse toots, the thirteenth century

425
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 1: Central African necklace that is on a Japanese clips from

426
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 1: the early twentieth century that is on a tuskin marble stand.

427
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: I used to belong to Kelly Worse, who designed this hotel.

428
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: So basically this book is set where she goes through

429
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: like each house she's bought, and then she tells you

430
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 1: the lessons she learned from the home, and it's always

431
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 1: we should go through. Some of the I would say

432
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 1: are valuable lessons. I was just reading the second half

433
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: of the book. She has like friends homes that she likes. Yeah,

434
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 1: collaborators if you will. One of the friend's lessons was

435
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 1: just like, don't be afraid to let a shelf be bear,

436
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: just like embrace the void. And I looked at my

437
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 1: shelf from Urban OUTFITOS called the Carla that I happened

438
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 1: addicted to the up. Yeah, the Carla, which sits above

439
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: my kitchen dining table. And I looked at it and

440
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: I was like, it's so fucking clutter. And I just

441
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: like ripped off all of these little ceramic bowls and like, man,

442
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 1: and I only have one watercolor and then those two

443
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 1: tiny sculptures made by front of the bottle of spant.

444
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: I was just like, I must embrace the void so

445
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: sometimes like tips and a coffee table book and really well.

446
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 1: And then I was looking at the Carla in all

447
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: its beauty and I was like, oh wow, the Carla

448
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: was hidden before. Right, it was a show. You're like,

449
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: I got a shelf for a reason, not to just

450
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: slam bowls on it. Right. And I will say a

451
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: few days ago where kind of you told me my

452
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,959
Speaker 1: house was full of clutter, and we kind of had

453
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: that crazy fire the right right, right, But we also

454
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: both grew from that fight. We both grew it, and

455
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 1: I felt okay, and I just got this bookcase that

456
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: you saw and I just put which I love, one

457
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 1: doll on it. Embrace the void, just one doll. Okay,

458
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: I really did think I embraced the wood with that,

459
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 1: because I was like, well, I have all these other dolls,

460
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 1: the knickknacks, and I did just this huge biggie bank

461
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: two dice, one doll. And honestly, I know it sounds crazy,

462
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: but I felt I really was embracing the void. And

463
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: I was like, let's let this one Nicole Smith doll

464
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: shine here. Yeah. I mean she talks a lot about

465
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 1: balance in this book. If you have a huge piece

466
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: of heavy furniture, like be careful about putting a small

467
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: architectural European chair on mirror this massive, deep, heavy couch

468
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: because the heavy couch might overwhelm the little architectural louisket share.

469
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 1: I also, before we get to do anything, the Prouve

470
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 1: addiction in this book, Oh my god. Okay, when some

471
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: chair designer. I looked him up. He's a friend. You

472
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: should actually really look him up now that you're going

473
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 1: to Massey. He's a French achatitect. Okay, he's an act

474
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: design dabbles that a little bit of excuse me, you

475
00:26:54,720 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 1: make houses and ship Okay, fancy got macs buys all

476
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: my chairs. It's like every single page, is he alive

477
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: or is he like from I think he's gone olden times,

478
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: he's just six feet underground. When one of the pages

479
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: there's a chair, she's like, And of course the seat

480
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 1: tap chair by Jean Prevey that was a birthday keft

481
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: from Porscha makes its way to all of like, imagine

482
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: just buying your lover a chair, isn't it your dream?

483
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I guess well, I mean I feel

484
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 1: like your lover is definitely like your prisoner if they

485
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: are buying you a chair. Also, this book defines random

486
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: rich people accent chair that no one sits in. No,

487
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: there's no living done in any house. The one house

488
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 1: that she says she like kind of admits she kind

489
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: of lived in was the Hollywood Regency one, yes, the

490
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 1: department or the mid century the mid century one in

491
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 1: the trous Ell Estates. Yes. So you know, I actually,

492
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 1: when I was doing a little bit of copywriting work

493
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: for my ex boyfriend who used to work at the

494
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: Future perfect that expensive gay furniture, he just launched his

495
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: right and congratulations. But I had to do all this

496
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: like copy about the trous Ella States because they were like,

497
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: had a store that was like a showroom, like in

498
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: the Trestles. That was like in the house that was

499
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: once lived in by Elvis Presley, Oh my god. And

500
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: it's this section of like the Hollywood Hills or whatever

501
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: where just like everything is a mid century house and

502
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a lot of them are tutor

503
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: and they all have like the white brick and they're

504
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: like kind of low and random, but like everyone is

505
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 1: an architectural gem and you would be so fucking lucky

506
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: to step inside. And so Kelly Wursel used to live

507
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: in this house that Ellen bought, and there were some

508
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 1: elements I liked, but it also felt a little blocky

509
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: and kind of like cramp I liked that house, like

510
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: I liked how like the parquet floor like contrasted with

511
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: like that like Japanese rock like fireplace area. I think

512
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: was that the one with kind of the wooden kitchen

513
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: with a lot of like stainless steel, A lot of them.

514
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: I made a lot of it, I know, because I

515
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: was like reading this and I was like, oh, are

516
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: you gonna just be so like which you know, obviously

517
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: I want to know which was your favorite high Well, okay,

518
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: so in the favorite house scusion, I actually were like

519
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: final one the birdhouse. Yeah, but that has that So

520
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: what do you call it when the fireplace is like

521
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: densely packed thin slate slices, and then that is actually

522
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: within the center of the home. It's like this focal

523
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: point at the center of their home with then this

524
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: gorgeous wood ceiling. I think that has a ton of

525
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,239
Speaker 1: warmth in it. I mean, I would say my favorite, though,

526
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: is actually the insane modern Japanese one, the Brodie or whatever.

527
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. If that was so, and she was

528
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: like this one was like two cheek to have little

529
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: kids running around because they would leave their handprints on

530
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: something in the whole house would be ruined. I was

531
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: a little disappointed because Portia and Ellen like have multiple cats,

532
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: and the cats are not like I want to see

533
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 1: the cats my water vas chair. Well, what's so funny

534
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: is on Ellen's Design Challenge, which is a show about

535
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: from a design that we both watch and we're both

536
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: obsessed with it, and we were probably both most obsessed

537
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: with it because just the fact that she truly does

538
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: not even host, just not even on the show. She's

539
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: not one of the judges, she doesn't even appear in

540
00:29:55,880 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: every episode. She'll zoom in every third episode with Ian

541
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: Keaton are just like with Porscha and be like okay,

542
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 1: like hey it's ellen Um. I think your challenge today

543
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: is going to be about play structures. And then you

544
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: don't see her for three episodes. And Scott Foley from

545
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: Scandal from Felicity is basically the host and who knew

546
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: one that they were best friends or that two he

547
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: was like design also such design, but then when you

548
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: see his house, it's so whatever house he has kids,

549
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: he has kids, and his house is more just like

550
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: regular farmhouse, colonial farmhouse Connecticut like, and it's just more

551
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: Marathi's town on like islands and big and multigenerational family

552
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: with multigenerational drama, whereas all of her houses like are

553
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: a little bit franklo Wright and there is always like

554
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: a water feature and it's just like to have a

555
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: house with a water feature is such a dream of mine.

556
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: And like the Brodie House has the water feature and

557
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: it's donea in one of the houses. I don't know

558
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: if it's the Brodie House. That super simple marble spall

559
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: she has and it's like a sinking bolsall. Okay, So

560
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: it's basically like this sloped bath spa and like glass

561
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: doors that you look out on. Also about this book

562
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: is that shall be like the thing is like you

563
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: don't need to have a lot of money to have

564
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: good taste, which is totally true, but a completely mental

565
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: thing to say when this book is all about having

566
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: like a nine thousand dollars hand mirror sitting on a

567
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: credenza and every single thing, like just the credits, Okay.

568
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: The seating area to the rite includes a pair of

569
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: metal bucket chairs by Matt Steelers, three vintage PK thirty

570
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: three stools by Paul Claire Harum, a pair of freeform

571
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: tables by Charlotte Parillon, and the original banquette sofa by

572
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: William Haynes. The customs Zodiac ceiling fixture is by Jane Holworth.

573
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: In the background a low game table by Pierre Kenroll.

574
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: It's just like are you are you using the game table?

575
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: It's just like a vintage poker table that's purely for display.

576
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And she was like, oh that's yeah when

577
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: we have game nights and that's a vintage poker table

578
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: from like the nineteen sixty one sounds. And then here's

579
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: a vintage cocktail table from just like this Tuscan queen

580
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: or whatever. And she's like, oh and we spend so

581
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: much time out here entertaining. And I guess I'm wondering

582
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: about like her in porteous social life. Like I know

583
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: Ellen is friends with Jen. I'm like, I'm Diane and

584
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: Diane and the anctor where she was Like one time

585
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: I had a party and Dan Keaton was measuring my

586
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: kitchen with her armspan. She was like her arms to

587
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: just like see how I the kids she went to school,

588
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: or maybe she was hugging my oven, but I don't know. Oh,

589
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: and she's Ellen is very wolf range. She yes, not

590
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: a gagon oak girl. Oh no, not a gagon out girl,

591
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: and not a nausea girl. And not a Viking. I

592
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: guess it's Viking. So over does no one have a

593
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: Viking stove anymore? A lot of people like clean for

594
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: her Viking because you know, growing up we had a Viking.

595
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: You had a Viking. But I always did think our

596
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: oven was like really insane and fab Yeah, you really

597
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: had a range. I just remember it had it had

598
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: like the large oven then like a little mini oven

599
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: like next to it. It was like the two ovens

600
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: when people have two ovens on House Hunters, you realize

601
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,239
Speaker 1: like a lot of people turn down houses if they

602
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: don't have two ovens. What people think that they want

603
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: now that they don't need where it's just like I

604
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: mean like gas burners, like yes, yes, obvious, obviously gas burners.

605
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: And yet it's like I don't know how the people

606
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: don't cut I don't believe that you need to be

607
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: roasting a turkey then also doing mesh tagoes at the

608
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: same time or whatever some people yes, or when people

609
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: want the pot filler, the pasta water arm, little faucet

610
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: that comes out just to fill pasta water like in

611
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: a pot. It's just like a no, you know one

612
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: such a specific task I want to I do want

613
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: to posta arm. Okay, that Mormon design show that I love,

614
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: Dream Home Makeover on Netflix where they just do the

615
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: most boring makeovers in Utah, they're always putting a pasta arm,

616
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: and She's just like, it's like a posta arm is

617
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: like a necessity for these people. And it's like always

618
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: like copper or gold to ye, like it's a huge

619
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: no copper or like a steel or rusted I'm sure

620
00:33:55,360 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: Ellen probably like uses steal from fifteen century Tuscany. Her

621
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: style is okay, there's no color. Yeah, it's very gray

622
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: and like there's woods and some wood tones. But she

623
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: at one point she's like, oh, I prefer to cup

624
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: color and like you know, accent pieces and art and

625
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: for a pillows, I don't even see it in the pillows.

626
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: There's literally no color in any of these houses. And

627
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: it is it's a little bit too sedate for my tastes.

628
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: There's some like deep auburn lever chairs that I like

629
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 1: that are bringing color. But here's an example of a

630
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: bedroom that I'm just like, why kind of I'll show

631
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: it up to you and kind of describe it to

632
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: the readers. I love how like picture book is. I

633
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: love this bedroom. I was going to talk about this

634
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: bedroom that Jane Hallworth Betty and the custom Jane hallwarth Wait.

635
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 1: I loved that bad. I guess this feels a little

636
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: too if I came in here, this like rich home

637
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: feels a little too like creaky cree. Yeah, I'm not

638
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: trying to fuck in this bed. You're trying to fall asleep.

639
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 1: And if the best of beaver lifting, we hold it

640
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: up again. See you can hear me seeing Okay, it's stunning. Okay.

641
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: So it's just like the linen headboard and then the sheets,

642
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: the custom bedding that's like matches the same. It looks

643
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: like so soft and lux and like cash mir almost

644
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: these two wooden side tables that have that are very

645
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: embraced the void. There's just like one piece of art

646
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 1: and a bowl and then like a lamp. It's just

647
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: incredibly calming. I don't necessarily need the big wooden chest.

648
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: I mean it was the chest for me. Okay, I

649
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: guess that's for me. It's the chest for me. And

650
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: that's what made it feel a little like why is

651
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: this feeling a little more like creaky B and B

652
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: like it should feel calming and cash mirror. This brings us,

653
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,720
Speaker 1: I think to a big question we need to address,

654
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: which is just like the over indexing on all of this,

655
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: like almost like seventeenth century kind of English wooden castle

656
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: like stuff. So the art there's like these like Edwardian

657
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: portraits with like ornate frames everywhere, sometimes like the overly

658
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: chinsea chains that bake the wooden chests. The antique it's inolved,

659
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: it's I know, but I also find that that's so

660
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: like twenty fourteen mixology to be like this is an

661
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: old pharmacist cabinet. No, it's getting it's really actolutely just

662
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: like fully borderline twenty fourteen. What's that bar? Like lab

663
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,399
Speaker 1: it's like Elis, Yeah, the Elias, the cocktail kitting or whatever.

664
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, it's all of that bullshit. Like

665
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: you know, there's a framed union jack and like it's

666
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: a little bit steampunk and I'm like, you know, I

667
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: think some of those design elements can be very sexy

668
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,439
Speaker 1: when they're set off in just the right way, which

669
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: is advice she gives. She'll be like sparingly do this,

670
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: or she keeps on saying how she likes to create vignettes. Yes,

671
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: creative and I love it. It's like it's like you

672
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: have just so much space that you're just making up

673
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: little corners in your home that no one will ever

674
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: interact with, where it's just like a chair and a

675
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: table kind of like I came away with it, right.

676
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: It's like her style is much more antique antique, Yeah,

677
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: then I thought, and obviously like I'm a little more

678
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: like Duco and like I just like you know, and

679
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: some of the stuff like the polar Bear couch looks

680
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: really comfortable to me, Like I feel like she does

681
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: have it was a rare polar bear couch. And you're like,

682
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: so you full up. I feel like Ellen like skinned

683
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:26,479
Speaker 1: the Coca Cola bowler bear. She absolutely would. Yeah, because

684
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: he touched her mask. He touched her fourteenth century African mask.

685
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: That was it. He's out who grew up in a

686
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: very like bordering on African mask household. Yeah. I mean

687
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: your mother's a therapist, yea, So therapist equals masks. These masks,

688
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: she has so many of them. Yeah, there's a lot

689
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: of plants. I mean, it's like it's getting to be

690
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 1: like a museum. Well. I do also a wonder in

691
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: kind of the conversation about the ethical buying African art market,

692
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: because I like there's been this whole thing about like

693
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: how all these like museums and like France, Sunland just

694
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 1: reading the Wikipedia for the Caper only today, which is

695
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: the like museum in Paris that's all like Oceanic art

696
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 1: and African art and like Latin American art and like

697
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: indigenous people's art and has been embroiled in controversy about

698
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: just like repcreation and like whether or not they should

699
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: return and like Mecrall has like said that they will

700
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: return like some pieces to like certain I think that

701
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: was government if they want them. So it's very like, oh,

702
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: like come and get it, right, come and get it.

703
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: And it's very like this museum and Benin is just

704
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: like we actually do want these masks. And then they're

705
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: like fine, I guess because you asked for them, like

706
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,399
Speaker 1: we're giving them. But like my thing about the French,

707
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: they're taking a while. Yeah, they're taking a while to

708
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: return the mask. And I guess I guess my question is, Ellen,

709
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: are you buying these African seventeenth century mass right? And

710
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: she has to be on display or it's like she's

711
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: buying them for Christie's for like nine million. I mean

712
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: at the same time, you know, art is meant to

713
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: be appreciated, oh aperiently, she should be buying the mass,

714
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: should be wearing the mask. And I guess it's more

715
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 1: of a museum issue of these like French and English museums,

716
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I also think at the end of

717
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: the day, it's like I feel like there's probably enough

718
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: mask that everyone like, is there a mask shortage? Like

719
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but you know, there's not a

720
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: shortage of or there probably is a shortage of sorry,

721
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: is that just in one of these rooms she has

722
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: this full statue of like a tiny little boy. You

723
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: can tell that how's way too color. Okay. One thing

724
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: that is way too creepy that she always has in

725
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: her homes is that dress form. Oh yeah, she loves

726
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: that dress horrifying like wooden distressed old dress form missing ahead.

727
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: And it's like with limbs a kimbo. It's like there's

728
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: truly nothing creepy or more sounds of the lambs than

729
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 1: just like a dress form a kimbo. And a random

730
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: room that's like so austere, with like three vases and

731
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: a nern and it's like no one's in this silent

732
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: room except for Ellen's cat, and like you can hear

733
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: porscheous muffled screams like coming from like in the art

734
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: barn and you're just like, Okay, I don't need this.

735
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the barns for a second. Okay. When

736
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: she moved to the ranch house, yea, and they individually

737
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: do all the little barns, all the tiny barns, which

738
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: is actually again very old friend Alex's friend of the

739
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: pod who's redoing some barns right now, And so they

740
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,399
Speaker 1: bought this like forty six acre horse property. I guess

741
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: I want to talk about this line where she goes

742
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: she names one the romance barn. Oh, when they celebrated

743
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: their Anniverse versary there, yeah, I was like, so was

744
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,479
Speaker 1: that like the one time you guys had sex. They're

745
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,959
Speaker 1: both in like Tims and Patagonia vest like this huge

746
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: part of them, laughing, smiling, like it seems so sexless

747
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: and tense. I mean, so, as we know from that

748
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: TikTok about and hash, Allen is completely Allen is psychotically controlling.

749
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: And because she was like, Andes was showing different outfits

750
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: that she wore to various award shows, and she was like,

751
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,479
Speaker 1: and here I am at the Oscars with Allen looking

752
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: like a total weird hippie. She's wearing like long pants

753
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: and like a long shirt because Allen said the dress

754
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: that I wanted to wear was two revealing psycho psycho

755
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: and it's like we probably all thought, oh, and he

756
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 1: should just being a lesbian and that's why she's wearing

757
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: like big flowy pants and oscars. No, she is a

758
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: high femin yes fem visibility, happy pride, elevate our fams,

759
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: raise our fans, and she wanted to be this flirty

760
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: high pam right, and she was like, no, your mind,

761
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: like you be in these flouncy pants, my property, stand

762
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 1: the art barn where you belong right while me and

763
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: Porsche mc sweet love in the romance barn. I feel

764
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: like Ellen and an Hayes probably had a much better

765
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: sex life than because it was like more toxic, yeah,

766
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 1: I guess, or maybe Ellen more. Maybe Anne was pushing

767
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: back more and as a fighter where pors is not

768
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: a fighter. I mean, I think Ellen and Porsche's relationship

769
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,959
Speaker 1: was super steamy right in the beginning, but I feel

770
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: like Ellen's controlling tendencies maybe have done something. I remember

771
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: hearing Porsche talk about how they like saw each other

772
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: and like made out at the like vach One Fashion

773
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: Awards and a Limo or something like that. Just they

774
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: made out once they couldn't I don't know, are very

775
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: like they made out once, like then they had sex

776
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: another time, and so she named the house after the

777
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: fact that they had sex in their once. Right after

778
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: this first wedding anniversary, there's one page where she shows

779
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: the closet and She's like, yeah, we're shoes, and it's

780
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: all of Ellen's corny sneakers and like Porsche's stilettos. Yeah,

781
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: it was literally just only her corny slots, Dan Smiths

782
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: and her Converse. But then it's like Porsche's stilettos, and

783
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: it's like, but I feel like Porsche wears revealing things.

784
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: She'll wear like a top that yeah, well, Porsche's earned

785
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: the right after like many years of servitude, an element

786
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: that I wanted to bring up. So in this book,

787
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: it's all her homes and as we discuss, a lot

788
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: of neutrals, a lot of wood, very little color. Then

789
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: she gets into her friend's homes for various designers in

790
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: La and they all they are also like a lot

791
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: of masks and sculptures and like Chinese dowsing rods and

792
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: like other things stools. But then we get to the

793
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: first gay guy, and what I wanted to discuss was

794
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: what also has the polar bear sofa? Yeah, in a

795
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: slate Gray. I think that there's a very interesting distinction

796
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: when we talk about Asian elements and design and the

797
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 1: way that gay men incorporate Asian design motifs and the

798
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: way that everyone else does because obviously, like there's throughout

799
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: this book and let's we're talking about like expensive homes here,

800
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: Like all of these expensive homes Allen has like there

801
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: is like a lot of Asian motifs that come in.

802
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: You know, she's very worldly in a clection. All the

803
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: consonants are represented, but like you know, there's a lot

804
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: of like Japanese would work like Japanese like minimalist stuff.

805
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: There is like lots of kind of like ancient Chinese

806
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: artifacts like those like water carrying rods that are above

807
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: that stainless steel sink, and just like randomly will have

808
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: like an urn from just like fourteen century Kazakhstan, but

809
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: burns and globes, burns and globes and just like all

810
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: this decorative shot that you can't do anything with. But

811
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: then like the way that gay men like what is

812
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: that incorporate Asian design elements, it's just in a very

813
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 1: different way. It's so much more. Just like big folding

814
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 1: fan like over the bed, which I used to as

815
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: a Palm Spring vintage store owner who's seventy two, I

816
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: am my apartment of Chicago. I had big folding fan,

817
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 1: big massive Asian folding fan, and I thought that was

818
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: so cool. And it's more like like the first gay

819
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: guy's house that you see, Like the first picture, there's

820
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: just like a gong like it's just so much more

821
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: like slutty babies kind of vibes gongs, so slutty babies.

822
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: But I mean, I'll say that that's also something that

823
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 1: I feel like my favorite movie on gmame, which was

824
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: a gay camp classic. It's an insane archi textual movie

825
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: because she redesigns her home every six months in the film,

826
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: So first it's Asian and then it's Picasso and then

827
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: it's like Victorians, the total design head film. Yeah, so

828
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: I feel like that is the blueprint for these gays

829
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: and it's like you knock on the door, I mean

830
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: like and it is so gong and it's fan and

831
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: I feel like gay guys seeing that are like, oh okay, yeah, okay,

832
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: Like there's just something like but all louder and more

833
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: gold about it, right, and like I mean talk about

834
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 1: gay guys and Asian accents. My dad was a huge

835
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: fan of the Japanese screen. Well that's no, but he

836
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: I think it is kind of halfway. That's kind of

837
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: the closeted version. Yes, is it his was not so

838
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: like it was just like wood and because but the

839
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: thing about the Japanese screen is it has like it

840
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: alludes to slidiness because it's because it's about changing clothes, right,

841
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: and it's about like something that you hide behind but

842
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: you can still see your silhouette. And it's just like

843
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: Ali is not having Japanese screens anywhere her house. No,

844
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: Porsche's not liked to do getting in a little se

845
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: lip from like La Parola. Porsche has well in one

846
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: of the rooms Porcheze her own dressing room. It's like

847
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: very like Porsche has her separate wing. But like Ellen

848
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: put like a thirteenth century settee in, she's like tufted

849
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: tufted settee and super overdyed Turkish rugs. I feel like

850
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 1: we're seeing also the word overdyed just so much more lately,

851
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: like every piece of clothing is overdyed, sweatpants, overdyed beach towel.

852
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: It's like cool, so we're wasting die here, wasting die. Okay,

853
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: the part where she talks about that marble countertop and

854
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 1: some kitchen that was too intensive a green and she

855
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: had like some absolute magician come in with sandpaper and

856
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: water and subtify the green. Oh and they just standed

857
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 1: at that for days. I guess that's my question of

858
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: being that rich is like when you're sourcing this stuff, like,

859
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously she has her like people when you're like, oh,

860
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,399
Speaker 1: I need a slab, do you go to your marble list?

861
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: Or is she going her in porture getting a car

862
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,720
Speaker 1: and they're going to their favorite like to Razzo Vintage

863
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: Tuscan marble warehouse. I think that she's definitely been to

864
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,240
Speaker 1: the Terrazzo Marla warehouse once or twice, once or twice.

865
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 1: I don't think she's going for every piece of marble,

866
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: but she knows about it. And our assistant or some

867
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: person is like going there and like facetiming her from

868
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: the warehouse. Yeah, for sure, and then she's like, oh,

869
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: it's very her show. Ellen's designed really there the entire time.

870
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,800
Speaker 1: Kind Of my takeaway from a lot of Ellen's homes

871
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: is like if I went in, I'd be like, oh,

872
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: you know, we got somehow got invited into one of

873
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: Ellen's homes. I'd be like, oh my, this is so

874
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: fabulous and like insane, and we'd be like flipping out.

875
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: But looking at these homes. I'm like, I don't know,

876
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: I'm not like freaking out. I'm not freaking out. It

877
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 1: could be sexier. That's why I love the Brodie House

878
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: because the design itself is just so stunning and stark.

879
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: I mean that indoor outdoor space with a huge the

880
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: spot but also interacts it with it's kind of like

881
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: an interior courtyard and there's that massive sectional and then

882
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: there's like a Buddha somewhere. Oh and one of her

883
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,959
Speaker 1: tips is like, you know what, there's a great idea

884
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: of screen and porch. Yeah, and it's like, thanks, babe, Thanks, Okay,

885
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: I guess I'll do that all. Build a screen porch

886
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: in my part for sure. Before we go into segments,

887
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: we should talk about probably one of her best tips. Yeah.

888
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: I think one of the most important, low cost, most

889
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,240
Speaker 1: efficient ways to make a home beautiful that Ellen shares

890
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: with us. It actually down to earth tip. She gave

891
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: not kind of a don't buy a stone piece and

892
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: put it next to your toozzo. Yeah, prove a tuscan

893
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: leather chair, don't have an Edwardian out of it next

894
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: to a bang home and leather So far mis Vendero

895
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: day bed covered in an overdied Turkish throw. It's not

896
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: movie again. I just had another. Let me just read

897
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: another one. At is a sofa and share by Jean Royer.

898
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 1: The coffee table is by Jean Prevet. Of course, the

899
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: sheepskin share by Philip Arctander and the nineteen sixties Danish

900
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: sheepskin stools are the centerpieces of the living room. The

901
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: floor line by Angelo Lelli provides great reading light, while

902
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: the Louis pulls in table lamp gives off a moodier feeling.

903
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: I've had the antique Guatemalad bench since my early days

904
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. The eighteenth century Belgian table with large

905
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: potent slamp by Jean Prouvet above, and of course on

906
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: the right of bench by Charlotte Baron. I do have

907
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 1: to say I love Charlotte's benches. I like a bench,

908
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: and she is very bench. I mean, the great thing

909
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: about a bench is it's what you were talking about earlier,

910
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: the same thing as a daybad where it doesn't open,

911
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: does open, doesn't obstruct sightlines. Of course, as you know,

912
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 1: I've been really on the search because right now I

913
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: have a chair when you back facing, and I want

914
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: I want a day bed to basically follow Ellen's roles. Yeah,

915
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 1: and I have a day bed in mind, and it's

916
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 1: a non stock until December, which they are the article.

917
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: And how much is that? It's six ninety nine. I'm

918
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: sure there's cheaper ones. I'm sure with that one that

919
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: we looked at a wait for or whatever was Oh

920
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: but that's probably shitty. Yeah, I guess it's like, you know,

921
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: it's it's maybe you're saving up in that December. You're

922
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: really going to love that day bed, Christmas, little Christmas present,

923
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: Christmas present from portshe But we didn't even say what

924
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: the tip was that we were about to reveal, which

925
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: is bowl period, And she's right, period done. Lemon's cost

926
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: what three for a dollar? Yeah, get a gorgeous bowl.

927
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: You have one five for a dollar. If you don't

928
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 1: get the organic, you can really get a lot of lemons.

929
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: And then, of course, so the classic kind of Ellen degenerous,

930
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: observational like humor is a tiny bit in this book.

931
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: And that's when she sticks it in. She's like, and

932
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: then of course, you know, don't flies get everywhere? You

933
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: got to replace the lemons and makes some very dad

934
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: Ellen to German style. She was like, no, but don't

935
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: just have the lemons sit there while they wrought and

936
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: then be like, well Ellen told me to buy lemons

937
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: on October and it's just like, yeah, true, keep the

938
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: lemons fresh. I use the lemons. I'm a huge fan

939
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: of lemon water. We're such you know, lemon heads that

940
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: and I calls you a part of lemon She calls

941
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: me the lemon lobby, lemon lobby. I was wanting to though,

942
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: because it's like, I have my fruit bowl in the kitchen.

943
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: It's like, should I do a lemon bowl as a

944
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: centerpiece on my dining room table? Do you think? Yes, Okay,

945
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: that's that's what Allan's Yeah. I mean I usually, you know,

946
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: I don't have it. There's not a lot of fruit

947
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: in there right now, but we usually do that. You

948
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 1: do have like fruit, and it does warm up the

949
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: space somewhere. It's just bright colors. It's not some painting

950
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 1: that you have to get. Christie's yeah, send us your

951
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: lemon bowl picks. Her other tip is books like warm

952
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 1: up a space, which is like, yeah, everyone knows that, right,

953
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: Like thanks, yeah, I mean good tips and some that

954
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: you're like okay, but some the other types I think

955
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 1: is true where she's like, bottel your home around one

956
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: big piece, one big piece, whether it's like the couch

957
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: or like a table, rather than opposite, like being like,

958
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: oh I found this weird tiny statue and now everything

959
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 1: needs to match it, right, I mean no one does that.

960
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: But also like and you know, going what's obvious, it's

961
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: like the place that's the sort of like deepest area

962
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: of the room, Like that's where the couch is going.

963
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 1: Don't just like try to force it, try to force

964
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: something that's not happening. And you know, she says, oh,

965
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 1: if you feel like this room is weirdly sage, she's like,

966
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 1: create a nook. You know, yeah, next time, nook nook

967
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 1: it on an eighteenth century segment by Jean Prouvet, what

968
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: does she eat? Why does she wear? How does she live?

969
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 1: Does a actually eat? Because you know in this book,

970
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 1: that's what I was warning. Like, she's like, oh, and

971
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: we spent so much time around that, you know, reclaimed

972
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: barndoor table, refinished by barber's clippings, turned into chairs. So

973
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 1: what's interesting is she doesn't talk about cooking at all

974
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: in this book. No, she says entertaining. She does entertaining,

975
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: which means obviously it's catered. Yes, I think Porsche's the

976
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 1: cook and I think Porsche's making like just extremely California

977
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: super healthy, super goopy yeah meals. Yeah, really good olive oil. Yeah,

978
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: it's a really good olive oils Mediterranean diet. It's like

979
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: a beautiful fish. I guess my question is, is Ellen

980
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: like a foodie at all? Because she's so like rich

981
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 1: and obviously has this like insane taste and design, and

982
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: so you would think that she would like appreciate Michelin

983
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: start cooking. It would be so like, oh, I want

984
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: to go to like the new when we're going to

985
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: like blue Hilledstone Barns or something, just like something like

986
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 1: she might do a blue Hilledstones Barnes because it's so private.

987
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: But I think because she's so rich and it's become

988
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 1: like so crazy and rich, that this is why she's

989
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 1: so she has staff and catering. I don't think she

990
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: probably likes going out to restaurants. Yeah, I just I

991
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: just a privacy. The privacy it's like because I think

992
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: about like those kind of catered chef meals. It's like

993
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 1: you are always getting. It's like at the end of it,

994
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 1: it's going to be kind of cruise ship. It's like

995
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: you're still just gonna get like it's always salmon and

996
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 1: like an ahi and then like from there's a caviar

997
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: and it's like beautifully presented, but it's just like a

998
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: boring tower and like a great salad. I think it's

999
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: Porsche though, is whipping up like just a ton of

1000
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:36,240
Speaker 1: different like keenwah salads and it's like shredded broccoli salad.

1001
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds sorry, and like in a tahini dressing.

1002
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 1: And I think it's sad that she isn't more of

1003
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: a foodie. That's my tea, My jake is that Actually

1004
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 1: I think she's as she is the butch. I think

1005
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: she's like a little more like, yeah, my woman's cooking

1006
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 1: and I guess I'll just eat whatever. Or is she

1007
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 1: like she's also so like eighties, so maybe she's just

1008
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: like gotta watch my cholesterol. Yeah, yeah, Like I don't know.

1009
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 1: On her show, I feel like she's a little more

1010
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeldt and it's a little more like cereal if

1011
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 1: I could every day. Yeah, Porsche's gotten me on the

1012
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 1: who what's diet? What's in now? Yeah, we're doing the

1013
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: whole it's complicated that expensive diet. Yeah, okay, that's really true.

1014
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 1: That's true. What is she where? We all know Alan

1015
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: wears sneakers, sneakers and white sneakers. Though there was some

1016
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: I was surprised. I was like seeing some new balances

1017
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: in there that I've never seen her in. So she's

1018
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 1: always in a white sneaker, and there was like one

1019
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 1: navy new balance and I was like, wow. Departure. That's

1020
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 1: when she's like going to the stable or whatever. He

1021
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: casts her stable shoe. That's her one stable shoe where

1022
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: she's going to dust the nineteenth century Adwardian paintings that

1023
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: she put up in the reclaimed stable. That's like Porsche's

1024
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 1: temporary art space. Hot tip, don't store paintings in an

1025
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 1: eighteenth century stable because they'll get dusty. Any of you

1026
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 1: guys were wondering, you'll be dusting all day long? Uh yeah,

1027
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: I mean sweaters, there's really there's not much sweaters, blazers.

1028
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:08,720
Speaker 1: When the last time Ellen Moore a dress was probably

1029
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: there was some gag on the show. Yeah again, I

1030
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: mean because even on the sitcom where she's closeted, she's

1031
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: not in address right, So I feel like age fifteen,

1032
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,760
Speaker 1: you know, but she was on like in the nineties,

1033
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: early two thousands, she was wearing probably what more she

1034
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: forced and haste to wear like it was like such

1035
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: weird foot galla silky yeah, like pounds Yeah, and it flared, flowey,

1036
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: flared and floey. I can't wear flared and floey big pounds.

1037
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:44,839
Speaker 1: Um sure, hairsaw hasn't changed. And twenty years No, it's

1038
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: now like much more like crew cut used to be

1039
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:51,720
Speaker 1: so much more like nineties. It's got a little bit shorter,

1040
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: like to go along with the times. But I feel

1041
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: like it's basically been the same. Yeah, it's gone from

1042
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,760
Speaker 1: shaggy to like it was a serious lightly more shaggy,

1043
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: more of the racial like and she had behind. Yeah,

1044
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: it was shakierfier. Now it's more just close crop normal,

1045
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 1: close crop levis I mean she's salvage, I pronounce it,

1046
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 1: she's raw dam she's raf for sure. How does she live?

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00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I think we've covered she's probably

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00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: moving right now. Yeah, it's funning this book. I would

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00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: may just be like, maybe this will be our forever home.

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00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha ha. Obviously moving on? Okay, should we do?

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Speaker 1: Who are you in the book, or should we do

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00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 1: which house are you in the book? I mean, there

1053
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: aren't people in this book. I mean there's Porsche, and

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00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: there's the Friends, and there's Ellen, and then there's let's

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00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: do what house you are in the book? Okay, So

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00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: there's there's the Brody, there's the Fabulous Japanese, there's the

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00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: Tuscan Villa. There's the adjoining Hollywood condos, two apartments that

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00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: they bought because they were like, we might wanted to

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00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 1: live downtown. And then it was like that part that

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00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: was so boring, that one. Yeah, and they're like one

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00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 1: one was for entertaining, one was for living, which I

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00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: was kind of obsessed with. It's like, so you just

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00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: have this like showroom. Yeah, the dark moody one was

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00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 1: for entertaining, and the lighter like white walls one was

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00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 1: for living. And there's a Hollywood Regency one yeah uh,

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00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: and then this ston the Barns and then the Barns Barns. Okay,

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00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: I guess I feel like I want to be brody,

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00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 1: but maybe I'm actually the child Stella Estates, which is

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00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: the Hollywood one Hollywood, like yeah, yeah, I was actually

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00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: gonna say randomly, like I think that is kind of true.

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00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: But like core, you're maybe a little bit like this,

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00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: oh the last one, the bird house, No, the one

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00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:46,919
Speaker 1: where she buys the adjoining properties to build a quipond. Oh. Yeah,

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00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: because I'm just like, at the end of the day,

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00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: I get what I want. Yeah, because you're like, at

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00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 1: the end of the day, I wanted quipond, and you're like,

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00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: I want that house or where you think it's ugly,

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00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: and you're like, I hate looking at that house. I

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00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 1: hate and that's why I can tear it down. Wow,

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00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 1: thank you, I thought after what I want. Yeah, I

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00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: think I think I'm the Hollywood Regency house that was

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00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: used for like a Versagi and that was more glitz

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00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: and glamoring has them. I mean, I love the marble

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00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: lined element. Yeah. No, and you are sort of like

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00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 1: a sort of a somewhat disparate mix of different elements. Yeah,

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00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 1: it's like you're getting kind of the wooden Madman stuff,

1087
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: but you're you're old, your marble slabs. But I also

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00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: want to be whatever house which is the broody that

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00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 1: has the insane the marble spa. I just is that

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00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: ever happening in my life? I think I'm visiting a

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00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: space like that. I don't think this spa is happening.

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00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: I guess. The one other question is like, am I

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00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: in a weird way? Am I the Hollywood condo? I was?

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00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: I was wondering because I'm such a Gemini and like

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00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 1: half of me is for entertaining, but like half of

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00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 1: me is private and I'm so just like two faced. Well,

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00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: and also are you so like I just need to

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00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 1: be in the X right needs it needs to be

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01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:08,600
Speaker 1: downtown like I need. But ultimately think you're right and

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Speaker 1: that I'm the one. I'm the le coue pond. You're

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01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: a coupond. I think you have at some point in

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01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 1: life you have the adjoining apartments, and then when you

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01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 1: get the windfall, yeah, you get that house, and then

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01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: when you get the second and third windfall, you get

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01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 1: the corp pond. Listen, books warm up a home period, yeah,

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01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: and especially coffee table books, and like everyone loves a

1107
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 1: beautiful thing to look through, and I think this book

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01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 1: will provide you with inspiration, truly, and I think it

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01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,439
Speaker 1: will be an absolute conversation starter because people are gonna

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01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that's just like a big coffee table book,

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01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: and they're like, wait, this is Ellen de Generess's coffee

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01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 1: table book. And then you're like, wait, it's all of

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01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 1: Ellen de Generes's homes. Yeah, and then you learned that

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01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: Ellen all she does is just like this hychotically, like

1115
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: slap her staff for like touching her African masks, and

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01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: like flips barns and just like buys houses every day.

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01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,439
Speaker 1: Another tip that she has in here, but this book

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01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: could sort of like help you with, is having something

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01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 1: in mind when you go to decorated room. And I'm

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01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 1: always talking about the virtu interest and creating a mood

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01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 1: board for a room before you start decorating. But let

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01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: this book inspire you. It's so true because we always

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01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: do that with our style and we're like, oh, I

1124
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: mean many do I want to look like, you know,

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01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: a royal Kendall Jenner. I want Jonah Hill right my

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01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 1: moon board. It's all just photos of Jonah Hill, seth

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01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: Rogen Jonah Hill. And she also says, know what you wanted?

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01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:32,919
Speaker 1: Oh well, I guess this is the food thing. She says,

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01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 1: know what you want to eat before you go in

1130
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: the fridgerator, which is you know, a metaphor for you know,

1131
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: know what style you want right, and then you're not

1132
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: just blind eating, blind eating and blind buying random shit

1133
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 1: at Christie's, which we are all prone to. Put the

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01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: paddle down. Okay, decide if you want early prevey or

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01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 1: later prevey. Yeah, okay, I know that before you get

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Speaker 1: to the auction house. Okay, Well, I have to go

1137
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: retire with my mid century American bronze sculpture of a horse.

1138
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna take just to walk to one

1139
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 1: of my stables. Lovely if you if you see my

1140
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: seventeenth century portrait of a quartisan, please dust her. I

1141
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 1: will try. I will try to do that. Horses whipping

1142
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:20,439
Speaker 1: up just some plain keen while that I guess I'll

1143
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: have to eat because I have to get in bed

1144
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,919
Speaker 1: by seven pm because my cue mute from the horse

1145
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: ranch is actually a long way to Burbank. Anyway. I

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01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 1: give this book for a coffee table book nine out

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01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 1: of ten privet chairs. Wow. Okay, no, I mean actually sorry,

1148
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 1: incase coffee table books do crazy things. That's I give

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01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 1: it seven, yeah, seven privey chairs out of ten slabs

1150
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 1: of vintage time stone. I give it three out of

1151
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 1: five Central African necklaces, mostly because I actually think that

1152
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: like the designs aren't different enough within the different spaces

1153
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: and like just really just a common unheard her design,

1154
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 1: and I would like to actually see her push her

1155
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 1: esthetic a little harder. I totally agree. It's like cool, yeah,

1156
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 1: these are vintage pieces and like warm and inviting and design,

1157
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 1: but you're like that's the theme event, Like yeah, I

1158
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: would love to see her just like a whole hog

1159
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 1: like neo classical with the villa right and like and

1160
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: have so many more like bright colors and just like

1161
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 1: where's the fun of the grand banquet table, of the

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01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 1: grand makeroadtable? I have candle labras, have just like a

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01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 1: statement couch or something, you know, like give me bright,

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01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: Like I would love just switch up the art more

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01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 1: like I would have loved if you know, make the

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01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: condo even cheesier, make it more modern, like don't give

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01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: me the big stuft in English sofa in the condo,

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01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 1: you know if this bay just restoration hardware. Or she

1169
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 1: talks about how much she loves and has so much

1170
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 1: advice for outdoor spaces, but I the outdoor spaces were

1171
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 1: like cool disappointing. They were just like big rustic table

1172
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 1: and chairs. Yeah, I mean besides the obvious quipon but

1173
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 1: like that's just money, okay with the olive trees. But yeah,

1174
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,919
Speaker 1: then just that wicker furniture I thought was really boring.

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01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,040
Speaker 1: Where was the ratan? I mean also those are the

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01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 1: other thing. I was kind of surprised and not see

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01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 1: more one. I would have loved to see like some

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01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 1: teaky elements in there, like get more mad men, get

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01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 1: fun and cook and she just she didn't push. I

1180
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 1: want Orson Wells original clock, I want Wells call okay,

1181
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 1: I want Orson Wells. Yeah, taxi dermid on top of that,

1182
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: yes statue, Yeah, Ellen, go farther. And I guess in

1183
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: just terms of like coffee table book right, like you

1184
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: know we're some coffee table books. Like there's such a

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01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 1: texture to it and like the pages really well, I

1186
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 1: feel like your maybe book since there's just like a

1187
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 1: library version, it's not as nice. Yeah, my book is

1188
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 1: from like the Minnesota librariy or something, thank youthrift books

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01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 1: dot com. But yeah, anyway, it's fun and it's such

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Speaker 1: a conversation starter or it's a great conversation starter. Please

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01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 1: remember to nail your masks to the plants so that

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Speaker 1: your staff does not shatter them when you're moving to

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01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 1: one of your many homes. Our next book is super fun.

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01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: It's so funny because I was saying that Ellen's not

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01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 1: enough of a foodie. Yeah, well move over, okay and

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Speaker 1: set the table with Danny, famous restaurant tour inventor of

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Speaker 1: shake Shack, Clever Medison Park, etc. Germsey Tavern. Make a reservation,

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Speaker 1: Make a reservation, well sorry, actually walkins accepted on our

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Speaker 1: podcast tal Yeah, no RESI required, Delete your resie and

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