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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's weird.

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Speaker 1: Nobody gets upset when pigeons spend all day eating crumbs

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Speaker 1: off the floor and pooping on public statues.

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Speaker 2: But I do it one time and I get a citation.

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Speaker 3: I hear you, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Watching pigeons have more freedom of expression right now than

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Speaker 1: people do, and the only safe place left to share

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Speaker 1: how you really feel is on this segment What's on

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Speaker 1: your Mind? We're gonna start it off with Brook, pants

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Speaker 1: on off, however you want to do it, Brooke, what's

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Speaker 1: on your mind?

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Speaker 4: I think that I have come up with a new

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Speaker 4: reality show.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't even know that you liked reality.

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Speaker 4: We're in like the thirty eighth season of Real Housewives

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Speaker 4: or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Okay, boring old, not enough drama.

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Speaker 2: From what's saying, timeless.

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Speaker 4: Listen, I'm gonna paint a picture for you, Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 4: the new.

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Speaker 3: Season of Little League Dads, Oh BOMs, just the dads.

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Speaker 4: I'm talking more drama, more cursing, more yelling, and full

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Speaker 4: grown men past their prime coaching eight year olds in

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Speaker 4: full blown uniforms.

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Speaker 2: That seems like a personal burn.

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Speaker 4: I have been I have been assistant coaching for both

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Speaker 4: my kids teams, and the dads are the most dramatic.

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Speaker 4: We had a coach ejected over the weekend second grade

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Speaker 4: baseball game.

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Speaker 3: For God's sake, I wouldn't want to watch that on TV.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you this is where the drama lies.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you hear everyone's soft nowadays. Yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: I kind of like it, but it's missing the sex appeal.

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Speaker 1: We need one of these coach dads to take their

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Speaker 1: shirt off and get into a hot tub. Then then

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have the eyes of all the ladies.

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Speaker 4: I think you're going to see them more wrestling, like

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Speaker 4: trying to beat each other up on the on the mounds,

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Speaker 4: shirts off shirts of Okay, I do need producing ideas

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Speaker 4: for it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so that's good. I mean you p roll

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Speaker 2: on this show and okay, I like it.

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Speaker 5: Well, if you guys don't know, I'm the type of

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Speaker 5: guy that I'll see an ad on Facebook and immediately

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Speaker 5: buy the product and it never turns out right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah okay, and it always takes you three months because

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Speaker 4: it comes from the other side of the world.

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Speaker 5: Take you like examples my T shirts that are too small,

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Speaker 5: Like I buy a large, but then it comes from

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Speaker 5: Indonesia and it's an Indonesian large and larger than their large.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it doesn't fit right. Things like that. One

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Speaker 2: time about a sugar free cake for one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Took a bite. It was horrible, Shockey.

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Speaker 6: Says.

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Speaker 3: It says horrible in the title.

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Speaker 2: Some people would give up, but you never do the audience.

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Speaker 2: You always believe one order is gonna come to right.

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Speaker 5: So recently, I'm trying to get healthier. Can I see

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Speaker 5: an ad for a candy that is seventy percent less sugar? Okay,

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Speaker 5: completely vegan and all natural, all these ingredients. So I

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Speaker 5: buy a sampler pack, okay, sampler and it's like gummy

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Speaker 5: worms and like sour rings and like cool things like that.

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Speaker 2: I love. Sounds good.

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Speaker 5: So I get a package a week later, and this

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Speaker 5: bad boy is heavy. I have it.

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Speaker 2: He's pulling it out of his bag. This is, okays, a.

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Speaker 4: Huge seven percent less sugar but seventy percent more candy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and there were hundreds and hundreds of pieces of

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Speaker 5: candy in.

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Speaker 3: This I can smell. You can smell because there's so

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Speaker 3: much candy.

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Speaker 5: That's a good Okay, So I didn't pay attention to

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Speaker 5: the total.

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Speaker 2: I'm shocked.

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Speaker 5: I go back and I'm like, it's seventy dollars.

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Speaker 3: Seventy I didn't realize.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, If I eat two of these candies

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Speaker 5: a day, I think I will be done with it

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Speaker 5: by twenty thirty.

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Speaker 1: Six, Brook will finish off that entire back of candy.

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Speaker 2: I need your help. I need one day, alexis what's

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Speaker 2: been on your mind?

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Speaker 3: You know, when you find like an easy outfan, stick

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Speaker 3: with it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, Steve jobs it right basically.

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Speaker 6: Like especially at our job, because your adds actually seen

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Speaker 6: by somebody here, you know.

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Speaker 3: Are really low.

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Speaker 4: I mean we do do video almost every day, but

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Speaker 4: sure they only see the upper half.

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Speaker 6: So I've been in my steeple Abercrombie green cargo pants

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Speaker 6: and white T shirt probably once a.

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Speaker 3: Week, okay, And I'm confidence cute because editor actually has

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Speaker 3: the exact same outfit as me. And then the other

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Speaker 3: day I go to the gas station after work and

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Speaker 3: the girl the pump next to me is also in

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Speaker 3: the exact same outfit as me, actually has one. It's

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Speaker 3: kind of and it's like exactly.

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Speaker 6: The same brand and everything, exact same pants.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean new gen Zers do have, like, uh.

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Speaker 3: And everybody in the shop there, yeah.

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Speaker 6: And so I see the girl in the gas station, I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 6: that's funny, like she looks cute. And now I feel

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Speaker 6: kind of like, maybe it's not cute if we're all

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Speaker 6: in it, you know. And then I go to the

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Speaker 6: grocery store, and then I see a girl in the

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Speaker 6: grocery store also in the exact exact same pants and

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Speaker 6: the shirt.

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Speaker 2: You guys can form a girls band.

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Speaker 3: It makes me think, now I can't wear it, you know.

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Speaker 4: I've been on this TikTok out of gen Z in

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Speaker 4: the wild and it's like girls in leather jackets and

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Speaker 4: the same jeans or exactly.

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Speaker 3: I want to keep wearing it.

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Speaker 6: So if you're listening and you have on the green

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Speaker 6: Abercrombie Cargo Panda, please get rid of them.

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Speaker 3: No, we're going to everybody else. Yes, I see the logo.

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Speaker 5: For Starbucks Pumpkin Spices. Here is going to be a girl.

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Speaker 3: With a white shirt with the mask.

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Speaker 2: So brave of you to sole ownership over a basics.

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Speaker 3: You want to know what basic looks like. It is

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Speaker 3: me in all your mind.

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Speaker 1: So I've had a problem with my phone for the

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Speaker 1: last like two to three weeks.

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Speaker 2: I won't stop butt dialing people.

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Speaker 3: Dude, my mom does that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand. It's locked.

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Speaker 1: It's password protected, and yet somehow inside my pocket it

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Speaker 1: is unlocking, opening up my contacts and dialing random people

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Speaker 1: that I don't want it to call.

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Speaker 3: Ye not Jay.

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Speaker 2: So it's not like it's calling the age.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not on the top.

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Speaker 1: So I'll just like be walking down the street and

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Speaker 1: I'll hear a voice coming from my pants.

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Speaker 2: No said, well hello, I know, but I'm like hello.

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Speaker 1: And this happens almost every single day, and I have

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Speaker 1: to pray that it butt dials somebody that I actually know,

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Speaker 1: because one of the times it facetimes some rando that

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Speaker 1: I'd met at a Mexican restaurant at two am, like

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Speaker 1: a decade ago.

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Speaker 3: Of course you would still have the number, Jack.

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Speaker 1: I know they're still saved in my phone. I never

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Speaker 1: got rid of them, and they'll text me like, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: why are you calling me ten years later?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 5: And I like those tacos ten years ago.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't call anybody ever.

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Speaker 4: But people probably start to not believe it if it

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Speaker 4: happens more than one.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing I have to tell everybody.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, it's a butt dial, but if I dial it

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Speaker 1: again then it looks like.

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Speaker 2: The butt who cried wolves.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, before the show the other day, I thought something

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Speaker 5: bad happened.

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Speaker 1: I called one of our engineers from like five years

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Speaker 1: ago from the radio station.

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Speaker 2: And he's like, I haven't worked there in five years.

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Speaker 2: What's wrong?

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Speaker 1: So I gotta start deleting phone numbers out of my

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Speaker 1: phone this weekend.

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Speaker 2: So if you guys can show me how to do that.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm not one hundred percent sure now it works,

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Speaker 1: but text in to seven eight, five, nine two and

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Speaker 1: you can tell us what's been on your mind.

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Speaker 2: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning.