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Smokey the Bear secretly started the fires. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:48.240 For years he was promoting the fact that fires were 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:52.760 accidental or maybe a product of negligence at old campaign 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:55.480 based on it. But we really knew that Smoky out 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:58.520 of his own fires a little bit of a secret arsonists. 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:01.360 I mean, without fires, you don't really have a smoky 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:08.120 And remember, kids older, you can prevent forest fire. Yeah, 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:10.800 but what if you're the one who I mean, why 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:12.680 do you have matches? I'm just asking why do you 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.959 have matches? Because you see the matches, don't you. I 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:19.399 see the matches for shure. I brought this with me 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:23.720 to show you the dangerous items that could be ignited, 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:26.959 and why you should stay away from these matches. So 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:30.479 why there's so many matches because because there's so many 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:33.600 of you, one match for each child. Wait, do you 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:36.040 want to give us all matches when we're not supposed 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:39.319 to start fires? Yes? I want to hand you the matches. 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.400 I want you to see what a fire looks like 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:45.360 and how scary. Then alright, alright, thank you so much kids. 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.880 This session or whatever it is, this is gonna be over. 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.360 Mr Ball. We have some questions for you. Please please. 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.279 Mr Barrow was my father's name. You can call me Smoke, 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:59.320 Mr Smoky. This is my partner, Mr Kingdom. Hello, we're investigators. 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:01.360 We would like to ask you some questions and if 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:04.320 you want to look at my credentials. Wow, yeah, she 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.280 very official. The very real versions are the ones that 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:10.880 you carried out a fake? No, these are totally real. 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:12.359 And you come down town and tell us a person 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:18.280 when we go and smoke them car and it's called 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.760 a Smokey the Bear car. Yeah, Smoky the Bear car. 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:23.040 Is it labeled the Smoky the Bear Car? Yeah? On 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:24.919 the side I had I had somebody, we would prefer 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:26.919 to take you in our own car. If that's okay 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:29.520 with you, sir. That's kind of have this work. It's 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:31.160 kind of how this works. Don't make this cuff in 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:34.440 front of the kids. All right, I'll play along, but 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:37.080 I can't imagine. What do you think I could have 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:38.840 done wrong? Let me just can I imp you have 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:40.960 my pockets place? Let me just put these matchress over here, 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.600 and we put the stip block bag full of gasoline 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:48.519 over here. To say, just put my blow torch over here. 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:51.840 He was passing through his own crimes. And the thing 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:56.000 he knew he was smoky the bear car taking up show. 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:59.320 But you don't ask me about the fires. Oh, don't 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:10.079 load a marshal. I think he's taking off at the 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.400 end of the day. He was just a big fet there. 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.920 So he didn't get his The agents caught up with 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:18.000 and the handcuffed him and they took him in for questioning, 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:21.280 and they brought him some coffee and then some honey, 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:23.560 and then they said, and then they asked me a question. 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:27.600 It sucks when somebody keeps tucking over. It's not great, 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:31.400 all right. I don't have to say anything to you, 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:36.520 cop smart until my lawyer were fire investigative agents respect 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.800 the bade okay, fired, Well, don't if you want to 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:40.920 see the badge again? Yeah, sure him the badge again. 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.680 Apparently he needs to see it right air, right air. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:45.160 That one look so fresh. All I want to see. 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.760 Here's a gun. Fuck you tell us what his matches? 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:49.760 This gas can and what else did you pull out? 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:54.119 You were saying it out loud, dummy, ziplock bag? Yeah, 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.720 ziplock bag of gasoline, by the way, thumbest way to 0:03:56.760 --> 0:04:00.520 carry gasoline. Right, well, I love my gas can full 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:04.040 of gasoline in the wards. After I dumped it out, 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:08.760 I forgot to bring it with back up. You did 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:11.960 what again? You dumped the gas can? What the wards? 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:14.920 Why would you do that? Missed the bear because I 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:20.239 was going to show everyone how dangerous and scary forest 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:24.520 fires are. Trial by fire literally at that point, you know, 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:28.320 realize that Smoky wasn't necessarily a niceness but an accidental 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:32.159 fire starter. The fires originated from him were chapping what 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.599 not to do with kids? Literally, you know that he 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:37.359 was starting the fires that he desperately wanted to stop. 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:39.880 You don't understand I'm doing the Lord's work. I'm doing 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:43.320 a public service. How are people supposed to know how 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:46.440 to avoid the thing that they don't even know what 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:50.200 it looks. What doesn't matter you you started these fires, 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:52.760 and then you come in and and then you you know, 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:54.240 you say not to do it, but then you do 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:57.120 it accidentally after it doesn't matter what booking. You've done 0:04:57.160 --> 0:05:01.120 your book and you get your book block. Look look look, look, 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:03.680 look he's the book. Look he's your book. Please your 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:09.360 paws downstair, don't raise your pie. If starting fires intentionally 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:13.240 to teach everybody a lesson is a crime, then by 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:16.040 all means, lock me up and throw away the key. 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:18.919 No worries. You gotta get your mug shuts. First, go 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:23.279 to the next door. Oh yes, sir, mr yeah, you 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:27.520 need to stand straight, yeah, yeah, stand up against the finger, 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:32.039 smile or no, no no, no, no, it's fine sight and 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:36.360 then turn the right and then how much do you wait? 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:41.560 Four pounds? But I'm trying to slim down before my wedding. 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:45.280 Put him in pop, What are you looking for? I 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:47.320 don't know doing? What are you in for? You don't 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.400 know what you're in here for? Anything? I know, but 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:53.720 maybe I'm still in child face? What are you? What 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:56.440 is that tattoo? Say in my face? Uncle Charles and 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.400 his and the left side. Nephew, Gary, thank you. Now 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:03.240 you know, motherfucker, there's no indication what you are here for. 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:07.000 You're the new meat. You go first, Yeah, go first? 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:11.640 All right? It was a big misunderstanding. Misunderstanding. Huh, big giant, 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:16.120 flaming misunderstanding. I hadn't I was setting fires. You know 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:20.559 what we did with larsinists around here, don't you? What's 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:23.120 your funny bad? Let me guess you shot him on fire. 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.280 He wasn't getting along with people with the gin pop 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.719 it put him in his own cell, not because nobody 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:29.359 went in the room with him, because he was so 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:33.240 large he only occupied one old table to himself in 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:35.760 the cafeteria. Little did you know that you had a 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.359 lot of enemies in prison? Yeah? What you canna do 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:41.760 with that? Honey? What's gonna eat it? What do you 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:44.799 think of it? Why would you be eating my honey pump? 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:46.800 I don't know. Why would you be fucking with a bear? 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:56.800 What are you gonna do? All? You give it a shot? Okay? 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:00.920 I mean I can't molly if I have to ask this, 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:03.520 But does anybody else watch some of the shot? And 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:06.120 at that point he realized he was the shot cut 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:09.720 of the prison. So what are you working for? Whatever 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:15.720 you say? Yeah, yeah, you're in for arson. When I 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.320 when I very easily bust out of this prison, you're 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.480 gonna help me light a few fires. You're gonna what 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:26.320 are you saying? What are you in for? Yeah? It 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:30.520 was also a misunderstanding. You seem so suck spoken, So 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:33.720 I'd rather I'd rather not. I rather not. What do 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:38.080 you do with? Sounds bad? It's very bad. Okay, Well 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:41.480 your water, take some guss or you want to know, 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:45.720 I'll tell you, but you promise not to deal anybody. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.840 I guess we won't tell anybody. But even if we're doing, 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:51.080 you're kind of already in prison. Yeah, but I'm really okay, 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.720 go ahead. I stole a bunch of gasoline and put 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:57.000 it in bunch of black bags, and then that caused 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:02.320 not in the forest, but caused a bunch of life. Wow. Um, 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:05.960 So I'm gonna have one follow up question. How would 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:09.280 you like to bring my girlfriend? Would be lovely? There's 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.720 so much in common. Very well, what's up with the 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:15.920 fresh first you mentioned earlier are the first delivery comment. 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:18.240 It was called fresh fish because you know it's like 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:20.880 brand new years, so called fresh fish. That's why they 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:31.520 keep me all on fresh fish. I keep thinking this 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.920 is this is American's life. Maybe another story Fast Producer 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:38.680 Andy Especially guest contributor in this episode is Jake Kroeger. 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:41.680 In the show, we'll be using a trustee Sends generator 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:44.920 to bring you a story in three improvised acts. This 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:48.880 week's theme confessions. Sometimes they're good for ust, so sometimes 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:51.720 you can say you free. The times you can just 0:08:52.000 --> 0:09:02.960 put you in the slammer with us. Act one as 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.880 the rental car road two stop on the dark road. 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:09.840 Or fear increased by the moment, has every moment passed 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:13.800 her fear kept moving up like a barameter of jitters. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.439 I think this is it. I think this is it. 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:21.600 I think this is the place. Are you sure? Yes? 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:25.280 This is the place. Jesus, this is the Ben Breakfast. 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:28.040 He chose to me too. You told me to pick 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:30.200 the place, so I picked the place and I just 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.200 looked it up on you know that the Ben Breakfast 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:39.680 that come No, are we very yet? Chris? Please shut up? Yes, please, Chris, Jesus, 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:44.160 I only asked ten times, Jesus, Chris, Chris, your father 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:48.120 and I are having a discussion. Quiet back, stepfather. Doesn't 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:51.120 sound like a discussion, sounds like an argument. Chris, I 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:53.079 found I found it somewhere. I don't know if you 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:54.640 don't want to. It was one of those pages and 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:58.040 and and those little things to tear off for bread back. First, listen, 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:05.400 Dr Roybert, this too. You mean super fucking expensive Dr Roberts, 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:08.360 doctor fucking super fucking expensive. Dr Robert told us to 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.840 trust each other. You have to do earmufs again, Yes, 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:13.400 all right, just do you know what? Do airmuffs for 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:15.320 the rest of the trip, please, Chris, My arms are 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.800 gonna you tire. Okay, well, then here, take these Take 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:20.440 these pills. Did you like hear mufs for your old body? 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.640 You told me not to take just to Chris, you 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:28.040 for other people? Chris can can your your stepfather and I? 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.520 Please have a second, please all right, just give me 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:33.040 the earmuffs in there they'll yes, take the airmuffs, take 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:36.679 the noise canceling headphones, take the pills. I can take 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:40.080 the pills. The only kid in the world who actually needs, 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:42.439 like when you tell him, say earmuffs, they need actual 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:46.600 things to put on his fucking really just is unbelievable. 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.000 They didn't put the earmuffs on yet, but the Amazon 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:52.200 the noise canceling headphones. Take the pills with the dry 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:54.480 cleaner bag over your head? Do you have something to drink? 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:59.760 I don't like taking pills dry Christ, Chris, your stepfather, 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:04.199 and I gonna have a little brief, little chitty chat. Okay, hey, um, 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:07.720 so what is with this kid not daking the pill? Really? 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:09.760 That's what you want to talk about right now? He 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.360 used to be cool? Remember when he used to be 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:14.040 so cool? This is what I'm talking about, Darling. I 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:16.439 don't know what you want to talk about. At one point, 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:18.640 you're really upset about the prod and breakfast. I thought 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:20.200 you want to add a conversation about the bread breakfast, 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:22.120 and then all of a sudden we're talking about Chris 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.320 and we'll get when we get to the bed breakfast. 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:25.680 But well, why don't we get to what we're gonna 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:27.959 get too? I'm so sorry. I just didn't expect Chris 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:29.800 to come in here with us. I wish you could 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.480 just take some fucking focused pills for once. You're right, 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:37.760 I'm gonna focus. So this place is really scary first, um, 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:40.280 but I'm going to trust you because even though you've 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:44.320 led me a stray countless times. I didn't lead you stray. Really, Yes, 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:46.360 while you were the one who told me to adopt Chris, 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.800 you said you wanted a baby. I should I can't 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:52.480 give you a baby. Then what'd you say? They said 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:56.200 I want a puppy? You remember what happened to that thing? Right? Yes? 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.360 And then and then I said I want I guess 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:02.240 since we've out of options, I will take literally anything 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:06.360 but a pubescent, annoying boy who won't take pills and 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:09.800 talks during road trip. Most people kidnapped babies, but your 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:13.280 kidnapped the fucking eleven year old. You really didn't want me, 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:15.600 didn't we say to where your mouths? For fox sake? 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:18.800 I can I can read lips and the pills aren't 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:21.040 working yet. This is why you get a baby, because 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:23.600 they're not educated, they don't know anything. This one will 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.000 reads lips, you know, like Chris, you know you're right. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.960 We love you very much and we appreciate you. What 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.440 are learned? Those pills? But what's in the pills? What 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:34.079 are my pharmacists? I don't know. They quiet, sleepy time 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:36.240 pass sleepy time pills. I take them when I need 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.120 to sleep. I give them cue for you to sleep, 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:40.040 or you wanted to put me to sleep. I want 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:41.920 you to just shut up for a minute. That's not 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:44.240 the same as sleeping, though. Can we just talk about 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:47.040 our relationship here, because I just feel like, let's say, 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:51.560 for example, somebody happy lostening into our conversation, what are 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:54.439 you gonna realize about our relationship? Yeah, okay, I guess you. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.959 You make a good point. Okay, look, you know a 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:58.800 family meeting. Take the bag off your head and take 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:00.880 the air moths off. That's and I decided to cut 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:04.040 him off. Can just start talking. I wanted him to 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.959 know what I felt like. Maybe maybe it wasn't really 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:10.240 about his story. Maybe it wasn't about the scene. Did 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:11.800 I do that? Just not? Maybe it was a lesson 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:14.120 that I cut you off just now If I did, 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:17.880 it wasn't Maybe you did times before. Maybe you did 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:21.199 it wasn't on the purfoct weeks before. Sorry, but I 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:24.000 just want to let him know I know I'm watching 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:27.760 and listening. Okay, So family meeting, Take all this stuff off, 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:29.719 take it here, stick your fingering on your throat and 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:34.720 puke out those pills. Take your fingering you could thank you? Okay, 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:39.160 thank you? That hurt alright, family meeting. Yeah, we can 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:43.520 all agree that your stepfather chose this really scary, terrible 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.400 place for us to stay. Was it scary or terrible? 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:48.079 You wanted to come all the way to mid CA, 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:51.959 like northern whatever the California area this is we were driving. 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:54.360 I realized didn't book anything, so I stopped the first 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:56.720 laundromat first laundroy maat I one of those little papers, 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:59.840 did ben breakfast at the things to tear this off, 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.760 throw it off? Called the people left on the voicemail 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:04.920 and the answering machine stay tell us what your name blah, 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:06.880 but I'm people and go peep and I did it, 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.480 and we are I think that we should all just 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:14.360 do a favor and satisfy each other and the listener 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.160 and just go into this spooky bed and breakfast and 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.640 see what it's like. Okay, I think we should talk 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:21.840 a little bit more. I don't know how is this 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.200 supposed to be a family meeting. You just said you're 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:27.120 not my real mom and dad. We're not your biological 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:30.160 mother and father, but we are your adoptive mother and father. 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:32.760 Where I'm sorry that can you show you where the papers? 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:34.600 I want you to prove that you love me, show 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.160 me the papers. Well, you're in luck because I always 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.600 carry the adoption papers in my biser. Here you go 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:44.000 on the other side of town. The parents talk about 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:47.320 his disappearance. I don't know. I feel like we shoulder. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:49.720 I could not be more relaxed, am I right? How 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:52.440 nice is it to be able to sit down, turn 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:56.560 on the boo ya and just watch whatever we want, 0:14:56.640 --> 0:15:00.479 whatever we want without I'm chiming and telling us, Oh, 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.600 I remember he was in that other movie and she 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:11.600 wasn't the other movie directly the movie. Remember, I thought 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:13.520 it was charming when we adopted him, you know what 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:16.560 I mean? And then realizing that this is not gonna work. 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:18.960 I mean they really took I mean the us out. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:21.440 Talk about bailing us out. I did not care for him. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:23.760 I think we're happy now. I don't see any reason 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.800 to call a search party or even go to look 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:29.120 for him. How long has it been I don't know 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:32.000 what seems like it's only been a couple of days, 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:35.560 but I'm sure it's been years of year. And the 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:39.400 decided to see this is by that school parents said 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.400 to talk about the missing baby, Chris, I'm not a 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:49.560 day and do not miss Christopher at all. Well, that 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.880 makes one of us, because man, old man, whenever we'd 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.760 click on the click clicking click the movie do movie 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.760 doube and he'd be watching the move movie pictures with 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:04.800 us and he would say, Hey, that's my but they 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:07.880 need to say girls and mar wait wait, turn up 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.160 the news, turn turn up. Hey, I think I recognize 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:14.080 that kid. Family and a freend and Breakfast was murdered 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:17.000 by this my young man. Authorities are start trying to 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:19.120 find the identity of this young eleven year old boy. 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:21.680 Kid looks just like her, annoying, but he looks just 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.160 like yeah, turn it off, turn up. I think he's 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:26.840 trying to make up the same walleyes. I thought, yes, 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.240 I get it. Turn it up. The same face looks 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:32.320 like somebody like God must please? Can you please turn 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:34.480 up the movie too. We cooked it so it drowns 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:36.320 out the sound of your insults. I'm gonna turn it 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:38.200 to the channel. Well, this is a new news person. 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:41.200 Let's see what they have to lives with the seed. 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:46.000 You're really spooky, but Breakfast where a young man rescued? Though, 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.760 where are you man? Sorry, let's roll tape, roll back, 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:53.360 We're live oh ship, sorry, we're live chance, guys, some 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:58.520 pipe made Welcome back to scary spooky news. Yeah, I'll 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:00.800 go live to the bed and breakfas where a young 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:05.960 man name Chris Tupper has murdered his entire family and 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:08.399 the owners of the Bend Breakfast. I was not really 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:11.399 that spooky inside. I'm not sure I say his name right. 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:14.520 Let me because in one of those names, wilcome back 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:22.440 to the broadcast. We don't go live to a been 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:24.520 breakfast that if they would have actually gotten out and 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:28.600 walked inside and looked after ben breakfast, I would have 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:30.440 seen that it wasn't that spooky after all, and it 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:31.920 was much to do about nothing. We had a man 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:35.280 murdered his adoptive parents. Um, do we have the name 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:38.320 of this young man? Oh? Yes, his name is Christopher 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:45.000 Christopher Lemon, Chris Clements, Chris Chrissie Clemmons. And the only 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:48.120 reason why I know that that's his name is because 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:52.720 witnesses overheard a couple screaming out, please adoptive son Christopher 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:56.320 Clemens stopped hitting us with that hatchet. Physic Clemmons and 0:17:56.440 --> 0:18:00.960 himself in an interrogation room with do detective wanted to 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:03.560 know what happened to the family he arrived with at 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:07.159 the bed breakfast but ended up inces alright, Christian, my 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:09.600 partner is gonna come in in a second. He's not 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:13.120 anywhere near as nice as I as nice as I am, 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:16.800 how are you today? I'm a little shaken up. Don't 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:20.639 be shaken you know, so let's talk about them. I 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:25.159 have these these pills that might adopted father wanted to 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:27.159 give to me to make me go and sleepy, But 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:29.359 I don't know should I take those right now? Let 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:31.720 me consult with my proner. What's problem? You're supposed to 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:33.960 be mean? Why? Why are you being so nice? That guy? 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:37.440 I told him I preloaded I saying that you you 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:39.840 were gonna be mean. I didn't hear it. You come 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:42.080 in here, like, why don't you tell me how you 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:44.920 feel about the saying is crying to chack about it? 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:47.479 It's not taking you seriously asked him about the mitas. 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:50.800 For Christ's sake, You guys fight like my adopted parents. 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:54.159 What you didn't want to worry home? You jed watch 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:56.040 you can tell me? Tell both of us? So, yeah, 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:57.920 you can tell both of us. You want him to leave? 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:00.840 No tell us, sir, are my part he's gonna give 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:03.320 you a pomel, and I like saying I should never seen. 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:06.640 I will pummel your fucking face. I just want everybody 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:09.440 to get along. If I promise that we're going to 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:12.600 get along, do you promise to tell us what happened 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:15.800 to these two people? I promise they were my adoptive parents. 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:18.760 But then right before the thing happened, they said they 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:21.119 weren't my parents, and then that's what set you off. 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:24.440 I'm sorry, well, the thing that happened, but ask them 0:19:24.480 --> 0:19:27.200 what the thing was that happened. We have to get along. 0:19:27.400 --> 0:19:29.760 You know what, Christopher, if you don't mind, put their 0:19:29.840 --> 0:19:32.800 mason and put these noise canceling headphones on. Not any 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:35.520 no more in your mouth. These are the noise canceling 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:37.240 headphones we found you with. I think you, I think 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:39.040 it's okay. If you were, please put the dry cliner 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:41.480 bag over you. I'm getting triggered. I don't want to 0:19:41.520 --> 0:19:44.600 do that. Just get along. Please be sidebar with my partner. 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:47.320 I watched a really good You'd have to telling the 0:19:47.359 --> 0:19:49.760 water a little bit when you said you're gonna kick 0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:52.920 your what having you said? You're always telling me how 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:57.119 to interrogate our our, our purpose. It's not fair. I 0:19:57.240 --> 0:19:59.720 went through the academy too, you know. Yeh. We both 0:19:59.800 --> 0:20:03.399 were to successions with dr Ropetski and Young. She said, 0:20:04.080 --> 0:20:07.800 in order to be more effective partners, we should make 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:12.879 clear expectations of the other partner. Now, I like, I 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:14.960 feel like I'm a very good partner. I feel like 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:17.200 I do. I do follow the expectations that you lay 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:19.720 out for me. However, you seem to change them on 0:20:19.760 --> 0:20:22.199 a dime. What are you talking about? One? You're not 0:20:22.320 --> 0:20:24.760 very consistent about what you want from me. At the top, 0:20:24.840 --> 0:20:29.760 I was telling him, sound like you're getting along less No, no, what, God, God, 0:20:29.880 --> 0:20:32.359 what are you working out? Okay, we'll see. That's the 0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:34.879 volume where it sounds like you were getting Yeah. No, 0:20:35.040 --> 0:20:38.840 everything's gonna be fine. Your voice even and even even 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:42.159 her own purp recognizes that just lower your voice. Maybe 0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:45.199 we could have some kind of consensus on happened. Let's right, 0:20:45.320 --> 0:20:46.919 let's do it. Let's do it. Here we go and 0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:51.720 break all right, Christopher. So so here's the deal. Look, 0:20:51.920 --> 0:20:55.240 I don't want to throw you in prision. Neither do I. 0:20:55.240 --> 0:21:01.000 I don't want to, but I'm afraid quishy that unless 0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:04.880 you admit that you had to your fucking step parents 0:21:04.920 --> 0:21:08.600 to pieces. I swear to God, I am gonna slam 0:21:08.640 --> 0:21:13.360 your stupid Sorry, why don't you call me Chrissie. It's 0:21:13.400 --> 0:21:18.080 a sword for Christopher, for Christopher. Am I bringing a 0:21:18.160 --> 0:21:21.480 Christie energy to this. If you want to be called 0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:25.520 Chris or Christopher, we will call you Christoper, Christopher. Okay, yeah, 0:21:26.040 --> 0:21:29.680 we'll call you whatever you want. I mean to me, 0:21:29.880 --> 0:21:32.679 you have Christophers. I believe him. I don't believe you. 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:34.840 It feels like you're just going along with what he 0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:38.560 says because you want to go home, Chris, my boy, Christopher. 0:21:38.600 --> 0:21:41.040 He feels just as much for you as I do. 0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:44.200 Really he does. Yes, look at him? Yeah, look at 0:21:44.200 --> 0:21:46.919 his red face. That seems like it's red for a 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:52.440 different voice. Because the was so much damn love for you, Christopher, 0:21:52.480 --> 0:21:55.840 And I really just want us to work out for you. 0:21:56.080 --> 0:22:02.119