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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Rewind with Karen and Georgia.

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Speaker 2: That's right, it's Wednesday, and that means it's time for

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Speaker 2: us to recap our old episodes with all new commentary,

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Speaker 2: updates and insights.

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Speaker 1: Today we're going to recap episode ninety two, which we

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Speaker 1: named the Halloween Special.

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Speaker 3: That's so creative of us.

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Speaker 2: Why but why you ask? Well you'll see. Let's listen

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Speaker 2: to the intro of episode ninety two. Hi. Oh Georgia, Hi,

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Speaker 2: so nice to see.

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Speaker 3: Nice to see you. Karen. Love your green top.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. This is my one of two blouses.

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Speaker 3: There's color. I like the color.

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Speaker 2: I just decided to go with some color.

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Speaker 3: Right. It shocks people, It brings things out of you.

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Speaker 2: It brings For about four minutes ago, I had fake

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Speaker 2: eyelashes on Oh my god. But and yet then the

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Speaker 2: rest of me is dressed like I've been in bed

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Speaker 2: for four days. It's a great combination.

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Speaker 3: Well, I need to tell you, Okay, I mean it's

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Speaker 3: not a big deal, but as of today, Mimi is

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Speaker 3: on prozac. Why my cat? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Am I the most Los Angeles person you've ever met

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Speaker 1: in your fucking life? My cat and I are on

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Speaker 1: pharmaceutical for depression and anxiety.

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Speaker 2: Wait, why is Meme on prosic? She's so chill, She's

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Speaker 2: a grumpy bitch.

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Speaker 3: He's unhappy.

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Speaker 2: Where did you get the prozac? My therapist, you're not No.

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Speaker 3: We took her to the vet and I was like, look,

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Speaker 3: she's just hiding in a box of my favorite murder

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Speaker 3: merch all day.

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Speaker 2: Oh. People love that. We should make them pay.

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Speaker 3: Extra freight for Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So it'd be so pissed if I ordered some new

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Speaker 2: shirt and it I would be like, I have all

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Speaker 2: my own animal hair. I don't need this.

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Speaker 1: So, as you can tell, this is the spooky episode

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Speaker 1: of my favorite murder.

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Speaker 2: We start out with the creepiest thing of all, I

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Speaker 2: cat on prozac.

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Speaker 1: Everyone who's not from Los Angeles's like, what the fuck

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Speaker 1: is wrong with these people?

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Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Oh yeah, so this is our special Halloween episode.

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Speaker 2: Yeah where because our normal show is not scary at

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Speaker 2: all or creepy or a huge bummer. So we figured

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Speaker 2: we'd go a little ghosty for you on this one.

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Speaker 2: And we asked you guys to write us your personal

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Speaker 2: real We begged you to make them true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we were read for truth authenticity. Is that

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Speaker 1: what it's we read for authenticity to make sure you

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Speaker 1: guys weren't lying liars who lied.

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Speaker 2: That's right. And Stephen Stephen, A lot of people don't

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Speaker 2: know this, but in his mustache there is a lie detective,

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Speaker 2: so he will sniff that shit out. The second literally

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Speaker 2: flicks that email open, he'll be like, uh uh uh

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Speaker 2: uh uh, no.

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Speaker 3: Way, Steven's mustache keeping you honest. My mustache is tangling.

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Speaker 3: There's lies in this email.

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Speaker 1: Since nineteen eighty five. I don't know when he was born.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing it's ninteen eighty five.

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Speaker 2: I bet it was in the late eighties. Eighty seven. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I wasn't specific. I can't. I'm pretending to be that

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Speaker 2: I won that somehow, and I didn't.

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Speaker 3: You did, and I just try too hard sometimes.

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Speaker 2: But guessing we were bombed out, I'm gonna go, don't hey,

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Speaker 2: take a product real quick, take one. Take one of

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Speaker 2: Mimi's products for fine. Last night George and I had

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Speaker 2: dinner Steven this you'll think this is funny. And the

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Speaker 2: one of the people at dinner was like, how long

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Speaker 2: have you been this podcast? I was like almost a year.

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Speaker 2: George is like almost two years. I was like, what

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Speaker 2: that blew my mind. No, mine too.

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Speaker 3: I think I asked you as a question two years, Karen.

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Speaker 2: No, Its like, oh shoot, wait, it must be two years.

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Speaker 3: You can't be right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, crazy, it's gone so fast, it's been so fun.

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Speaker 3: That's a million years in podcast years, I think.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, two years for real.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like this is the fucking infancy of podcasting, and so

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Speaker 1: that means two years.

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Speaker 3: This is a long time.

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Speaker 2: So this is a dog years situations, I'm saying, got it?

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Speaker 2: So this is like your seventeenth year you coming up on.

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Speaker 1: Yes, do you know what you need to talk about?

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Speaker 1: What the thing that I've and everyone wants to talk

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Speaker 1: about this mindhunter?

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Speaker 2: Did I say it right?

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Speaker 3: That's how you pronounced it. You pronounced yeah right, let's

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Speaker 3: talk about it. So you're no, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I am on like episode five and I must I'm

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm a sometimes I don't want touch it on because

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Speaker 1: I fucking like it. It's really cool and exciting. But

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Speaker 1: and I but it's but I'm a sometimes.

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Speaker 2: Well there's so much build up, and I'm sure I

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Speaker 2: had a lot to do with that because there's no way,

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Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna love this, Yeah, I just I I

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Speaker 2: And there were it did, of course, because all pilots

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Speaker 1: Fincher or there's like things like that I love. It's

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Speaker 1: just like seen by scene that it's the innerpersonal relationships

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Speaker 1: of certain characters that I don't give a shit about,

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Speaker 1: Like I love when they're actually interviewing the criminals. Then

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Speaker 1: there's others like the guy who played Ed Kemper needs

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Speaker 1: all the awards.

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Speaker 2: I in my mind, I start going like, how did

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Speaker 2: you cast this role? Because you have to get a

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Speaker 2: guy that's like we need people that they have to

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Speaker 2: many It's not like, you know, LA is full of

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Speaker 4: I'm like this guy.

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Speaker 2: I bet you they found this guy in like the

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Speaker 3: He's probably really a serial killer. That's his jail he's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they were like this he's just good. We have

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Speaker 2: to hire hims. And I know it's weird, but more

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Speaker 2: read the articles, but I yes ed kemper Like for me,

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm in whatever is happening here and

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Speaker 2: I also love that actor. So the lead actor I love.

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Speaker 2: He's like a I mean, he's from a million things,

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Speaker 2: but he's also like a Broadway star.

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Speaker 3: He's a little sweet baby angel.

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Speaker 2: And beautiful and yeah and kind of had the perfect

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Speaker 1: I think cigarettes reminds me of Dennis from It's Always

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Speaker 1: Sunny in Philadelphia so much that I keep thinking it's a.

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Speaker 3: Joke, that it's gonna be like a sketch yeah, but

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Speaker 3: like he actually is a horrible person. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's very it's jarring to me. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 2: Keep watching. I binged it when I think it was

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Speaker 2: when we were going we were leaving for the Anaheim

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Speaker 2: of tours because that's how you know, rock stars talk

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Speaker 2: about it. But I bit. My friend Molly was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: Well, Halloween is when we started hanging out two years ago.

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Speaker 2: That's a shit, this one.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Halloween two years ago was when the podcast was born.

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Speaker 1: It was in utero, that's right, that's when we planted

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Speaker 2: That's when we did it with our personalities.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when we actually boned.

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Speaker 1: And then you know, you don't get pregnant for like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's when you were like the inception moment

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Speaker 2: then being like, let's just do it. Put let's just

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Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, if you make it really easy

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Speaker 1: Let's have a baby together, we'll name a podcast. We'll

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Speaker 3: Going to be for Halloween this year?

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Speaker 2: Oh me, I'm going to be on my couch?

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Speaker 2: I Actually our friend has a party that everybody goes

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Speaker 2: to that's a ridiculous, humongous Our friend's Scotty, and he

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Speaker 2: because I always say I will remember. The year that

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Speaker 3: But it was so boozy I think you would have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like grown up alcohol, like grown up

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but fun so, I mean just kind of legendary

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Speaker 3: But I also go early. I'll go early with you.

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Speaker 3: Let's early.

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Speaker 2: And then also because the parking is so crazy in

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Speaker 2: that neighborhood. Look how old we are, I mean, and

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Speaker 2: these kids are so loud and they take marijuana.

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Speaker 3: They're so loud, they take marijuana.

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Speaker 2: Take marijuana right next to you. How could you even

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Speaker 2: see what anyone's dressed as it's due dark and your

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Speaker 2: vision's gone because you're high on marijuana.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're back, Karen.

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Speaker 1: How many blouses now that you're a full time podcaster

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Speaker 1: with sponsorship deals left and right, and how many blouses

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Speaker 1: do you?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to fuel the haters, but I think

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Speaker 2: I have upwards of six blouses at this point. So yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 3: Jewel tones too. What if you told Karen twenty seventeen,

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Speaker 3: Karen that she would be wearing jewel tones on the regular.

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Speaker 2: She'd spit in your eye.

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Speaker 3: Fuels the fire of life.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So this is an episode where we just read

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Speaker 2: Themed it out this is back when I had two jobs.

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Speaker 1: We asked you guys to send us in scary stories,

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Speaker 2: Yes, go Karen, Okay, I'm gonna read this one first.

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Speaker 2: The subject line is I'm glad she didn't look us

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Speaker 3: Hi, hey, all sociopath.

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Speaker 2: My story is from a couple years ago. My niece,

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Speaker 2: I'm into weird stuff. I believe the luck miss monster

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Speaker 2: is real me too, girl. No, yes, yes, because because

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Speaker 2: Georgia Aliens are ready go.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't like this.

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Speaker 2: I think the luck Steven, are you with me on this?

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Speaker 2: I'm totally you, guys, because listen, and this might be

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Speaker 3: It's not the ocean. It's a lake.

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Speaker 2: But lakes are connected to the ocean in subterranean, underground tunnels,

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Speaker 3: I agree with all of the all of that.

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Speaker 1: The ocean is fucking amazing, and monsters are among them.

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Speaker 1: Lockness Monster specifically was made.

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Speaker 3: Up by a dude.

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Speaker 2: You. But that's a thing that's not true. It's not

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Speaker 2: punk rock. Has nothing to do with the dead Kennedys.

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Speaker 2: Right now, you're trying to be punk rock about the

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Speaker 3: Why is my musical taste being brought into this argument?

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Speaker 2: Because you're just you have to believe.

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Speaker 3: You have to.

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Speaker 2: It is the best idea. That's that's something that's a

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Speaker 2: holdover from fifty million years ago. Is like, oh, but

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Speaker 2: Oh and I saved all this algae.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I just want to believe in it.

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Speaker 4: Well, they found a supposedly extinct selacanth fish like that

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Speaker 3: I believe in cedar carfish or whatever.

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Speaker 1: The Luckiness monster specifically, I believe in dinosaurs.

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Speaker 2: Listen, I don't think he wears that little Tama shanter. Okay,

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Speaker 3: No, he doesn't have it. He doesn't wear a kilt.

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Speaker 2: No, that would be crazy. He's a fish, he can't

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Speaker 2: Finally, I will one.

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Speaker 1: Hundred percent I'll go on recording. Oh, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: you're wrong. I will not admit that I ever said

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Speaker 2: Are the recording.

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Speaker 3: No, never, that never happened.

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Speaker 2: How do you believe the recording.

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Speaker 3: I've double recorded this, sucking aliens.

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Speaker 2: I'm taking a picture of this recording. Okay, we've totally

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Speaker 3: So I got the aunt. Oh my god, that's right.

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Speaker 2: I forgot Guys, we're super scared. Remember the old lady

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Speaker 3: We believe her.

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Speaker 2: A baby saw it.

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Speaker 3: Baby, a baby watching a ghost is the scare that

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Speaker 2: Why would that baby look away from the greatest game

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Speaker 2: It wouldn't you still play that game? I love it.

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Speaker 2: I love it, and we're gonna get through one story.

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Speaker 2: I love these ones. Just it's all digressions.

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Speaker 2: That's good logic.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to ever make a contact with a person.

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Speaker 3: I'm just say that on this podcast. Yeah, it's in

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Speaker 2: You're in your big pants. Yeah, have you ever posted

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it was or what it meant,

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Speaker 3: I love the idea of like seeing us being walked by.

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Speaker 1: It's not like I saw this thing out of the

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Speaker 1: Yes, when the mom comes back into the kitchen and

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Speaker 2: You wish you could run, but you have to stay all.

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Speaker 3: Right, Let's chew the big hairy man. Okay, I love those.

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Speaker 3: This is a love story, not a ghost about how

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Speaker 1: Karen, Georgia, Stephen and all our favorite furree babies. I

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Speaker 1: about this later in life, I would be terrified. I

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00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,720
Speaker 1: didn't want him to know I was awake, so I'd

446
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 1: pretend to be sleeping and casually roll over. Well, little

447
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 1: me thought it was casual. I would eventually fall asleep.

448
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 1: I would tell my mother about him, and she would

449
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 1: dismiss him as a figment of my imagination. Finally, after

450
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,160
Speaker 1: one night, I said to myself, when he comes back,

451
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to jump off the bed, kick him between

452
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 1: the legs, and run across the hall to my parents' room.

453
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 1: He never came back. Years later, in grade nine, It's

454
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,360
Speaker 1: Up Canada, I was at a sleeper.

455
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 3: With some friends of mine.

456
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,200
Speaker 1: We were all telling stories and I began to talk

457
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,639
Speaker 1: about the big hairy man. One of the girls finished

458
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,360
Speaker 1: describing him.

459
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,879
Speaker 3: I was floored. She told me to speak to our

460
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 3: friend Blake. I saw him in the hall at school.

461
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 1: Then following Monday, all I said to him was big

462
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 1: hairy man with glowing red eyes. His eyes started to

463
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,680
Speaker 1: tear up. How do you know that he said, Oh,

464
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,000
Speaker 1: I said, I saw him too. He proceeded to tell

465
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 1: me the the big hairy man would sit at the

466
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 1: end of his bed watching him. He says they spoke,

467
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 1: but he doesn't remember what they said. Two years later,

468
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 1: summer school, I'm talking to this chick. He would stand

469
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 1: at the end of her bed and watch her. About

470
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,399
Speaker 1: a year after that, at a party at my friend's

471
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 1: house where I was crashing for the night, I was

472
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: sharing a bed with my friend Peter, laying in the dark,

473
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 1: I was telling him the story. He said, if you

474
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: could see me right now, I have tears in my eyes.

475
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 1: He used to stand outside my window at night. Finally,

476
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 1: about five years ago, talking to a girl I worked with,

477
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,239
Speaker 1: he would stand at the end of her bed too.

478
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 1: None of us have any childhood connections. None of us

479
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 1: went to the same elementary school and only met in

480
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 1: high school or after.

481
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 3: None of us could find a connection.

482
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 1: Now and my husband goes away for the weekend with

483
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 1: the kids, all doors are fucking closed, including.

484
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,400
Speaker 3: Closets, just in case. After telling my mother all the sightings,

485
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 3: the woman still thinks I'm crazy. Stay sexy and close

486
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 3: your bedroom door before you sleep tonight, Kelly.

487
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 2: Now that's super creepy.

488
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 1: Do I ever tell you my story about seeing something weird? No,

489
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, like five, five years old,

490
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 1: and I was sleeping in a bunk bed at night

491
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,399
Speaker 1: and we had it like you could. At the end

492
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Speaker 1: of the bunk bed was a mirrored closet like the

493
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Speaker 1: moving door is kind yep. And I was laying there

494
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 1: late at night, everyone was sleeping, and I saw the

495
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Speaker 1: closet door open on its own, like a foot just

496
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Speaker 1: like pushed open.

497
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 3: On its own. And I freaked the fuck out and

498
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 3: run in my parents' room. And that's it.

499
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: And you don't know what, Oh, I swear I remember

500
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 1: it happening, Like, I don't think that was a figment

501
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 1: of my imagination because it.

502
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 2: Actually fucking opened, yes, and you were awake. I was

503
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 2: awake and it opened.

504
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 3: That's super creepy.

505
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,919
Speaker 1: And I had to like get all of my fucking

506
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 1: courage to run back because I had run past the

507
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: closet door.

508
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 2: I mean that those moments of like when you are

509
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 2: really young, you running, uh, kelly right, kelly, turning over,

510
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 2: turning your back to like basically a monster in the doorway,

511
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 2: Like even those moments of like being brave as little

512
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 2: kid are so huge.

513
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, your adrenaline's just pomping.

514
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,439
Speaker 2: It's so I mean, that's so scary.

515
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 3: Okay, we are back.

516
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 2: Revisiting our most legendary disagreement about the Locknest Monster.

517
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: How do you feel about it today? In today's money?

518
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:16,959
Speaker 1: What's your opinion?

519
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 2: In today's money? I think I'm three times more passionate.

520
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 2: I've invested, I've doubled down. I've tripled down to the

521
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,360
Speaker 2: Locknest Monster. I believe now more than ever.

522
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: Even the guy saying I faked the Locknest Monster photo

523
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 1: Karen cannot. She thinks that the Lockness Monster threatened his

524
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 1: life and said, if you don't fucking the tell roof.

525
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 2: The proofs that man was clearly in distress, and clearly

526
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 2: he would have never said those words had there not

527
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 2: been a real Locknest Monster at his neck.

528
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 3: Lockneest Monster is like snitches, get stitches, bro.

529
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 2: And there's your proof. I rest my case, your honor. Well,

530
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 2: how do you feel about the Locknest Monster these days?

531
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: I was against it, then not against it. I'm okay

532
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: with him being real if he is real, But I

533
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 1: don't I can't imagine.

534
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 2: I was accusing you of being laissez faire about the

535
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 2: lockedness monsters.

536
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: I know I still am, but I get off to

537
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: the idea I love anger or nothing or nothing at all.

538
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: I do believe there's probably some crazy ass creatures out

539
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: there we don't know about.

540
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 3: So why can't one of them be in the mess?

541
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 3: In the lock ness? Right?

542
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 2: Why can't they be underwater?

543
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, hairyman or giant men? What's better for me? Giant giant?

544
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 2: Although I'm not against Harry in the least.

545
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the hairy part is really it's what's

546
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 3: It's like, what is the word?

547
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 2: It's really primal. It's really sexy and smutty and musty until.

548
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: It tips over this like invisible line of too much.

549
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: And it's a fine line too much and in too

550
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: many places.

551
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 2: I wonder, now that we're on the topic, if there's

552
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 2: such thing as caveman smut, because you know, we know

553
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 2: there's hockey smut now, and we know they're like cowboys,

554
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 2: gay cowboys smut? Whatever is there? Do you think anyone's

555
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 2: ever written an erotic book about Well, there's clan a

556
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 2: cave bear.

557
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 3: How many times have we talked about planting the cave bear?

558
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 3: This podcast like literally at least five.

559
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 2: I just seated my own conversation and brought myself back around.

560
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 3: I was waiting for you to stop so I could

561
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 3: yell plant of the cave bear at you.

562
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 2: So sorry.

563
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 3: Oh, if anyone doesn't know what that is, it's.

564
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: What all of our moms read in the fucking seventies

565
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: and eighties, and then we didn't realize it was basically

566
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: fifty shades of gray but in a cave with cave.

567
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of loincloth action.

568
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of thrusting, like a lot of loud,

569
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 3: hairy thrusting. I remember stealing it, being like, oh my god.

570
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: Yes, I used to love stealing my mom's books and

571
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 2: pretending I was reading like Judy Bloom or something.

572
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,120
Speaker 3: Definitely, definitely.

573
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: I know my mom took away The Outsiders from my

574
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: brother when we were little, which made me want to

575
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: read it, and we went through her closet and found

576
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 1: it and read.

577
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you love it. Yeah. Okay, let's get back

578
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 2: into more spooky listener stories. Okay, let's see. Sorry, I

579
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 2: fucked up these pages. Wedding dress ghosts, Hi, Karen Georgia,

580
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 2: Stephen Elvis, Mimi. I grew up in an old coal

581
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 2: house off the railroad in old Minneapolis. Perfect start. I

582
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 2: was in a Rundown area of the city. It was

583
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 2: in a Rundown area of the city, as though as

584
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 2: though a designer had just said rust was their vision. Anyway,

585
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 2: the house was haunted. The trouble began when my parents

586
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 2: bought the house before I was born. My mother found

587
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 2: a wedding dress in the attic, originally belonging to the

588
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 2: old woman who died in the house. Apparently her husband

589
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 2: had left her years before, and she died alone. Oh no,

590
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 2: and then I just start crying.

591
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 3: And that's it.

592
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 2: And then yeah, isn't that the scariest idea in the world?

593
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 2: Dying alone? Happy Halloween. Mom liked the dress, and since

594
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 2: she was going to get married, she decided to use

595
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 2: this dress to save money. Lady, lady, you don't like it,

596
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 2: the dead lady's attic dress.

597
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 3: Well, she didn't want someone else to use it.

598
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 1: She should have burned it in the backyard like a

599
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: normal person. You know, oh, you know, you do right

600
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: after you get married.

601
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 2: This dress is actually when she goes to put it on,

602
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 2: it's just all made of moths, interconnected moths touching each

603
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,199
Speaker 2: time they go.

604
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 3: Fly away the moment it's on, man, she disappears too

605
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 3: into moths.

606
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 2: Yes, but then they're in a moth, a moth pot

607
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 2: up in the city. Yeah.

608
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 3: And the daughter comes in Mom, and she goes money me.

609
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 2: From far away in a fan. Okay. To say my parents'

610
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 2: marriage was rough would be an understated it's because of

611
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 2: the dress. They fought a lot. But the energy of

612
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 2: the house was a darker variety. When I was young,

613
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 2: I would hear someone calling my name. When I'd investigate

614
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 2: no one had called for me. I'd see slithering shadows

615
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 2: out of the corner of my eyes. I get that

616
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 2: all the time. I always might be having a seizure. Honey,

617
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 2: I checked, I have floaters. There's all kinds of real

618
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 2: Get your eyes checked, everybody. But when I turned to look,

619
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 2: the shadows were gone. My mom noticed this, and she

620
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 2: was disturbed, but my dad dismissed it as nothing Allah

621
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 2: the shining, which is spelled the shinning. Even my dog

622
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: would not go upstairs at night, cowering whenever anyone tried

623
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 2: to bring him near the room and preferring to stay outside.

624
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 2: The ciest part to me, that's so not dog. No, Yeah,

625
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 2: dogs are like, I'm good out here.

626
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna cut shiver in the yard where you

627
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: should have burned that fucking wedding dress. Brow, I'm gonna

628
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: go shiver what should have been the wedding dress pit.

629
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's way safer out in the burning area. Things

630
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 2: came to a head when I was taking a bath. No, oh,

631
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 2: you mean the skeleton hand that came up through the bubble. No, no,

632
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 2: no way, let me I'll read this is what it

633
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: actually says. I was alone in the bathroom and I

634
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 2: felt someone touch my back. No no, I was too

635
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,479
Speaker 2: scared to turn around.

636
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 3: Oh no.

637
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 2: And soon my mother came in and I rushed.

638
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 3: To her, crying.

639
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 2: My parents' marriage fell apart, and eventually they divorced and

640
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 2: sold the place. Since then, they've become best friends.

641
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 3: Oh no.

642
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 2: I never felt that dark presence again. And though I've

643
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 2: waned in my belief in the supernatural, I still get

644
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 2: chills as an adult when thinking back. The dress was

645
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 2: lost in a move. Oh god, it's in a box

646
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 2: and someone else's fucking attic. Now this is part two.

647
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 2: It's the scariest goodwill in town. The dress was awt

648
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 2: in a move, but seeing so many B movies in

649
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 2: my life. I'm sure it'll come around sooner or later.

650
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 2: I swear I didn't read that. Ahead, stay sexy, don't

651
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 2: get murdered, gratefully and sincerely, Alan. Oh my god, that's awesome, scary.

652
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 2: I mean you he had me at a wedding dress

653
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: in the attic.

654
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, totally, that's terrifying. Okay, this that the other,

655
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: this one we did. Okay, you're ready for ghost uncle

656
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: gets his way?

657
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 3: Uh oh, all right.

658
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: My great uncle Jack died when I was really young.

659
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: He was always really kind, but also deediously sarcastic kind

660
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: of guy. He's diagnosed with lung cancer and lived for

661
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: several years with it thanks to chemo. As he grew

662
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: older and weaker, my great aunt Roxanne had a stand

663
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: up shower installed in their bathroom so he wouldn't have

664
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Speaker 1: to step over the tub with the traditional bath. He

665
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: hated that shower. He was in complete denial about being weak,

666
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: and he thought the glass sea through door was ugly

667
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: and tacky.

668
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 3: Hey fucking men.

669
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Speaker 1: He constantly asked her if they could go back to

670
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: the traditional bath. On the day of his funeral, Roxanne

671
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: was in the bathroom at the sink, taking a breather

672
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: from the reception, and out of the corner of her

673
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: eye she saw a figure moving towards the shower. Just

674
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: in time, she turned to look at the shower and

675
00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: the glass door breaking exploded, the glass out of nowhere shattered. Yes,

676
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: needless to say, she went back to a normal tub

677
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: after that, that sarcastic, hilarious dude got his way from

678
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: beyond the grave SSDGM Patrick. Oh my gosh, I love

679
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: physical things happen. Yes, that's yes, that's amazing.

680
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 3: Oh Patrick, that reminds that.

681
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 2: Just makes me think. After my mom died, I think

682
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 2: I told you the story. But our good friend Ellen

683
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 2: Ellen Slater, her father was sick and this was say,

684
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 2: like a couple months after my mom died, and she

685
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 2: went to she uh, like he had been sick for

686
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 2: a while or whatever. She went to bed one night

687
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 2: and she dreamed that my mom came to her and

688
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 2: was like, you need to get your shit together. You

689
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 2: need to get ready because your dad's going to die.

690
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 3: And she woke up the next.

691
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 2: Day and he had died.

692
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 3: Oh my, the same night.

693
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get yeah, what the fuck? I totally believe

694
00:32:59,800 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 2: in that.

695
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 3: I do too.

696
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 1: I mean, how the night my mom's dad died. So

697
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: my mom like a couple of years four I was born.

698
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: His name is George. It's fine Georgia. She was in

699
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: New York visiting her sister and they were all out

700
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: my family's from LA and out of the window, like

701
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: third story window.

702
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 3: My mom hears her dad yell her name, Janet. She

703
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 3: rushes to the window, opens it up. Nobody's out there

704
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 3: that night, at that moment he died. Oh in that

705
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 3: it's asleep at home in La.

706
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 2: I totally believe in those. Yeah, those two those are real.

707
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 3: Like she the way she tells it to me, you know,

708
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 3: I one hundred percent believe her. I love it.

709
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean that's it was a real experience.

710
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 2: And also I think like when you're on this planet

711
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 2: and you have connections with people and you're and you leave,

712
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 2: like there's whatever it is, a burst of in or

713
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 2: whatever it is, there's some you know, electric there's like electricity.

714
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 3: In the air.

715
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: It's like radio waves, but ghosts waves, but ghost waves.

716
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 2: It's people people, radio people, radio plus AM.

717
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 3: On that AM frequency coming at you.

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00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 2: Ready for a Victorian ghost woman always Hey, they're Karen

719
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: Georgia Stephen and Katz. My mom and I moved into

720
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 2: a new apartment that was built in the late eighteen hundreds,

721
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 2: so it is a lot lots of history to it. Well,

722
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 2: after long days of moving, my mom fell asleep on

723
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 2: the chase. Oh well, well these blue bloods emails from

724
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 2: blue Bloods, this shaise loud. She woke up to fingernails

725
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 2: scratching on the arm of the chair. She woke up

726
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 2: and saw a woman in white looking at her. The

727
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 2: woman then slowly walked down the hallway and disappear. For

728
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 2: as long as we live there, I felt strange about

729
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 2: that house, as if somebody was always watching. The lady

730
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 2: never bothered us or was seen again. However, the people

731
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 2: who lived there after us have told stories that there

732
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 2: was a ghost that would not leave them alone. I

733
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 2: found out this story years later, and that creepy feeling

734
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 2: now makes sense. Thanks for the awesome podcast, Stay Sexy,

735
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 2: Don't Get Murdered, Brittany.

736
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: What have momar to move into a place and just

737
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: be like you can I yell at your neighbors for

738
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: having fucking, you know, whatever TV show they're watching on

739
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: too loud?

740
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,720
Speaker 3: The Americans like, can you please turn that lower? Please,

741
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 3: or like fucking' what is it? Lord of the what's

742
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 3: the one?

743
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Lord of the ring? Yeah yeah, turn that lower.

744
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 3: But it's like, stop haunting me. You can't do that.

745
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 2: I know. In all those like ghost haunting stories that

746
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 2: I love that are on TV, it's the people move

747
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: into a house that they just like spent all their money, right,

748
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 2: and then they're stuck in the haunt this house where

749
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 2: crazy shit's happening. But they're all like, no, we have

750
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: to be in denial because we don't have the money

751
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:45,399
Speaker 2: to leave.

752
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 3: Do you remember that?

753
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 1: A couple of years ago, there was that story about

754
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 1: a family who moved into some house. It might have

755
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: been upstate, New York or something. I don't fucking know

756
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: the details, and they started receiving letters from someone threatening them,

757
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: writtening their children by name and saying specifically things about

758
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: their children and their family that they did like their routine.

759
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: They knew everything about them, and they were sending them

760
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: these threatening letters like move the fuck hour, I will

761
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: kill you all, And they moved the fuck out. They

762
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: didn't find out who was No, I mean, maybe they

763
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: have at this point, someone let us know, but like, oh.

764
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 3: My god, it was I was just like I'd rather

765
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 3: a ghost. Yes, it was just some creepyzoid who like

766
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 3: probably grew up there or whatever, lived in the walls,

767
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 3: or just some fucking neighbor who was like god, they

768
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 3: listened to the Americans so loud.

769
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. That's that weird thing of like, is some

770
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 2: crazy person that lives near you and there's the slightest

771
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: you know, they're like, we brought you a pie and

772
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 2: you're like, I'm sorry, I don't eat pie, and then

773
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,240
Speaker 2: the letter writing campaign starts.

774
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 1: Luckily, the murderina who lives two doors down is really

775
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: fucking cool and she has the cutest dog I've ever

776
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: seen in my life. Oh good, thank you, Yeah, thank god.

777
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: That's very lucky because if she had just been cool,

778
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 1: had been fine. But one thing that the dog is cute,

779
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: So that's cool. Ready for a sappy ghost story, Karen, Yes,

780
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: because this is called hey, y'all, how about a sappy

781
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 1: ghost story. I was born into a family of funeral

782
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: directors who operates three funeral homes in rural Tennessee. Fuck yes,

783
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 1: so death has always been part of my life. We

784
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 1: had at least three Christmases and my eighth birthday party

785
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: at the funeral home because they were too busy to leave.

786
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 3: My dad and brother have talked about times.

787
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: They fell to spirit with them or was in the

788
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: funeral home, but I never experienced it myself until two

789
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: thousand and seven. In early two thousand and seven, my

790
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: grandpa and my yorkey dog passed away.

791
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 3: That August.

792
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: I moved to Knoxville for college and was having a

793
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: rough time emotionally losing my grandpa and dog, moving away,

794
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: starting college clusterfuck of emotions. My then boyfriend, let's call

795
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 1: him Jack, lived in an off campus apartment and his

796
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: sister lived nearby with her little dog, Peyton. One day,

797
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: I was napping in Jack's room while he was in

798
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: the shower. I was so tired and in that half

799
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: sleep half awake state. I was laying on my left

800
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: side with my back to the door, and I felt

801
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: a little dog jump on the bed. I figured his

802
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: sister had stopped by with Peyton. The dog walked around

803
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: on the bed, put its paws on my right side

804
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: just for a.

805
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 3: Bit, then laid down at the foot of the bed.

806
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,879
Speaker 1: Seconds later, I felt someone sit down on the other

807
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: side of the bed, figuring it was Jack.

808
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 3: Out of a shower. I didn't even bother opening my

809
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 3: eyes or rolling over. He patted my.

810
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: Right shoulder twice, just gave it just a slight squeeze,

811
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: and then the weight of him and the dog on

812
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: the bed was gone. A few minutes later, Jack came

813
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: in and woke me up. I asked him why his

814
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: sister had left Peyton here, and he said no one

815
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: had been the apartment and the dog wasn't there. I

816
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: didn't believe him, so I got up and went to

817
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 1: the living room. No dog and the inside dead bolt

818
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 1: chain lock was still locked. Uh, so no one had

819
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: been in the apartment. Walking back to the bedroom, I

820
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: smelled juicy fruit gum. Jack didn't shoot that gum, and

821
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: neither did I, but my grandpa had. He had kept

822
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: an open pack and his overall, so you always smelled

823
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 1: it when he was around. After realizing this, I immediately

824
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: started sobbing. I knew it had to have been my

825
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: grandpa with my dog letting me know they were okay,

826
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: and I would be too. Thanks so much for this

827
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: amazing podcast, and I can't wait to see all on Nashville.

828
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: SSDGM Megan, Oh my god, I.

829
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 2: We're also fragile.

830
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: Do you ever get when we're away in hotels and

831
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: stuff and you're like falling asleep at night, do you

832
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 1: feel your dog jump on the bed.

833
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 3: I feel like cats jump on the bed all the

834
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 3: fuck do you That's hilarious. It's just like the phantom

835
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 3: phantom buzz and you're.

836
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 2: Like phone ring, Yeah, yeah, I don't get that, but

837
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 2: I miss it because Frank, my dog Frank. The second

838
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 2: I get home and like lay down to watch hev

839
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 2: or like whatever, he comes up and either slides all

840
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 2: the way up and lays in front of me or

841
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 2: goes into the bend of my legs and lays there.

842
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 2: He's like has to be directly pressed up against me. Baby,

843
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 2: it's the cutest. And George goes into a little weird

844
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 2: circle like far away, and then goes and she's all mad.

845
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 2: She's mad that I left, She's mad I came back.

846
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 2: She's just always mad at me. Okay, she's glad that

847
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 2: you you're here. So this is from a Reddit thread.

848
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 2: I found out about this because a Reddit thread got

849
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 2: posted on Twitter, and so a bunch of murdering knows

850
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 2: let us know that this person was writing in and

851
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 2: they were trying to get heard. But of course, our

852
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 2: Gmail is chalk full, and no one had read this email.

853
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 2: So we got the heads up and we went in

854
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 2: and found it. And actually I began to email with

855
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 2: this person and had a good conversation with them, and

856
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 2: so they sent this email. And before I get started,

857
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 2: I just want to give a trigger warning. This is

858
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 2: a very intense letter, so people, if you're sensitive to

859
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 2: sexual assault stories, you're not going to want to listen

860
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 2: to this. A few months ago, a coworker turned me

861
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 2: towards the MFM podcast because a story was told about me.

862
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 2: Spoiler alert, I wasn't murdered. For reference, it was episode

863
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 2: ninety two in October of twenty seventeen. I actually wrote

864
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 2: to you once before and indicated that I didn't want

865
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 2: anything more published, that I just wanted to set the

866
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 2: record straight. But I've had a few months to sit

867
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: on this and some time to bounce it off my therapist,

868
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 2: and I've decided that I do want to tell my story.

869
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 2: It was so crazy to hear my worst nightmare told

870
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 2: on a podcast. It felt like a violation. So much

871
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 2: of this has felt like something that happened to me,

872
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 2: and I want to control this part of the narrative.

873
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 2: I want my real story told by me with my consent.

874
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 2: On January eighth, twenty seventeen, I was working as a

875
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 2: medical legal death investigator and forensic autopsy tech. I was

876
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 2: working as swingshift alone. The building we were in at

877
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 2: the time was old and decrepit. The building was not

878
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 2: connected to any hospital, though it did house the County Morgue.

879
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 2: The episode's part of the building was primarily off and

880
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 2: the basement was the autopsy suite and body cooler. That night,

881
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 2: the region was experiencing widespread flooding due to rain melting

882
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 2: the snowpack. Law enforcement resources were stretched thin, and the

883
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 2: old building was leaking and threatening to flood. The county

884
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 2: had made press releases that county facilities would be closed

885
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 2: the next day. In addition to scene investigations, part of

886
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 2: my duties were to process cases for autopsy the next morning. Traditionally,

887
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 2: I would do all of my writing and follow up

888
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 2: from my cubicle upstairs and save the hands on processing

889
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 2: until the very end of my shift. I would rather

890
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 2: process three bodies in a row all at once, versus

891
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 2: go downstairs three times during my shift. Even after years

892
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 2: of working with the deceased the downstairs creeped me out.

893
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,879
Speaker 2: While I was upstairs writing a report, my computer keyboard malfunctioned.

894
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 2: I spent some time fiddling with it, but ultimately decided

895
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 2: to go downstairs to an abandoned office turned storage room

896
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: to get a replacement. Normally I wouldn't have gone downstairs

897
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 2: for another forty five minutes or so, but I couldn't

898
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 2: finish my report without a keyboard. I was in the

899
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 2: office door droom with my back to the door. When

900
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 2: I turned around, there was a man leaning on the doorframe.

901
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 2: He was wearing a scary clown mask. He was calm

902
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 2: and cocky, and he told me you're early. He knew

903
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 2: my routine. I was kind of frozen for a second.

904
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 2: He rushed toward me, and I swung the keyboard at

905
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 2: him like a baseball bat. To this day, I can

906
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 2: see some of the keys flying off in slow motion.

907
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 2: He pushed me against a bookcase hard. My vision went white.

908
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: I think my bell got rung pretty good, because there's

909
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 2: a couple seconds I can't account for. He had my

910
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 2: right hand pinned up near my head. He grabbed up

911
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 2: my skirt and ripped it. I thought he was trying

912
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 2: to pull off my lanyard that had a key card

913
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 2: and physical keys to the building. I tried to hit him,

914
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 2: but I couldn't get any leverage. He was so close

915
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 2: to me. Nothing I did got any response until I

916
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 2: tried to pull the mask off. That's when he pulled

917
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 2: the knife. He rubbed the knife over my face. He

918
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 2: cut my cheek and showed me my blood on the blade.

919
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 2: He called me a whore. He told me to undress,

920
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 2: and when I refused, he put the knife under my collarbone,

921
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 2: right at the subclavian artery and told me he would

922
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 2: paint the walls red. He raped me. When I yelled

923
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 2: and begged him to stop, he laughed and asked who

924
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: was supposed to hear me scream. He stopped and told

925
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 2: me to get on my knees. For the first time,

926
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 2: he didn't have the knife to my chest or throat.

927
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 2: I didn't think about it. I grabbed the knife by

928
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 2: the blade and ran running up the stairs. I kept

929
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 2: feeling something weird on the handrail. It turns out it

930
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 2: wasn't the handrail that was weird, it was my hand

931
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 2: I started to run outside, but realized I didn't know

932
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,720
Speaker 2: where he was. Our old building was like a maze.

933
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 2: I started to go to my desk, but stopped and

934
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 2: hid under another investigator's desk. I couldn't find my cell phone,

935
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 2: and I called nine to one one from the desk phone.

936
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 2: It took a couple of tries, having to remember to

937
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 2: dial nine to nine before dialing out. I vividly remember

938
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 2: hiding under the desk, trying to whisper to the dispatcher,

939
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 2: and watching the blood run down my fingers and pool

940
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 2: on the ground. Our building was supposed to be secure,

941
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 2: and the responding police officers had no way to gain entry.

942
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 2: I had to leave the desk and walk through two

943
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 2: doors and a hallway to let them in. The whole

944
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 2: time I was expecting him to pop out, but he didn't.

945
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 2: It took law enforcement a while to clear the building.

946
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 2: They didn't have keys, were unfamiliar with the maze like layout,

947
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 2: and had to search every body bag. The man in

948
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 2: the clown mask wasn't found. I was released from the

949
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 2: er several hours later. My supervisor drove me home, but

950
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: we first had to go back to the building to

951
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 2: collect my wallet and keys. It was dream like seeing

952
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 2: the red and blue lights illuminate the area. Officers and

953
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 2: deputies patrolling in pairs in the pouring rain reminded me

954
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 2: of a scene from a movie. After the scene was processed,

955
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 2: my coworkers cleaned my blood from the office stairs, desk doors,

956
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 2: and wall. An email went out to the majority of

957
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 2: the staff telling them not to report until eight hundred hours.

958
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 2: One my coworkers, who are also my partners and best friends,

959
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 2: went downstairs to prepare everything for autopsy. They found evidence

960
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 2: that he had been waiting for me in the autopsy suite.

961
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 2: Arranged on the back of an evidence cart next to

962
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 2: an exam table were long strips of red duct tape,

963
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 2: two long pieces, two shorter pieces. The red duct tape

964
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 2: was dog eared, which is never done with evidence. As

965
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 2: it was described to me, they were ready for someone

966
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 2: at the floor level to be able to easily grab

967
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 2: ready to go. If I had been going down to

968
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 2: process bodies in my usual routine, I would walk backwards,

969
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 2: pulling ajourney to that exact spot. No arrest has ever

970
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: been made. The only DNA that was recovered from my

971
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 2: clothing wound up belonging to my infant son, from where

972
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 2: I had held him before going to work. The investigation

973
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 2: of my case was transferred from one jurisdiction to another.

974
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 2: As the attack happened in a county building, resulted in

975
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 2: twice as many law enforcement officers being involved in various ways.

976
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 2: The detectives investigating my case forgot to flag it as confidential,

977
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 2: resulting in an unknown number of deputies reading details of

978
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 2: my case. One deputy shared details of my case on

979
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 2: a hook up app, one high ranking officer. One high

980
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 2: ranking officer shared the details with their family. And that

981
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 2: is how it came to you in the first place.

982
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 2: That night turned my world upside down. I moved changed cars,

983
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 2: my kids changed schools, and I ultimately resigned. The new

984
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 2: facility that we moved into a month later is state

985
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: of the art, with cameras, alarms, and ballistics glass. But

986
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 2: I was never again comfortable being alone in the Morgan night.

987
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 2: I will always have to live with the knowledge that

988
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 2: someone very smart, collected, and comfortable in a morgue is

989
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 2: still out there. We know that he had been in

990
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 2: the building at least twice before, and likely once after.

991
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 2: I don't know what exactly he had planned, but I'm

992
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:02,280
Speaker 2: thankful for a random faulty key board space bar. I'm okay.

993
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 2: It took a while of not being okay to be

994
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 2: where I am now. I wanted to write to you

995
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,760
Speaker 2: because I think sometimes the person part of your stories

996
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 2: gets overlooked. I found and reached out to the person

997
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 2: who initially shared my story, but I think I freaked

998
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 2: them out. Perhaps they were concerned that I was the perpetrator.

999
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:22,280
Speaker 3: Oops.

1000
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 2: If you have any questions about details or you need clarification,

1001
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 2: I'm happy to unscramble this. Thank you for your time. Wow,

1002
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 2: So we told a story that was third hand and

1003
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 2: not the person's story to tell. I don't think that

1004
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: the person who wrote in had malicious intent, but I

1005
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 2: think this is a very good lesson for all of

1006
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 2: us when we think about what we're doing and how

1007
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 2: we're talking and who we're talking about. So our apologies

1008
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 2: to you who had to hear her story on a podcast.

1009
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 2: That's the last thing that we want to happen. And

1010
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 2: that's you know, that's just that's not what we're trying

1011
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 2: to do, and it's not what it's about. And we

1012
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 2: should have thought it through. And we're going to try

1013
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,879
Speaker 2: our best to keep aware of this and to keep

1014
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 2: you in mind so that we avoid mistakes like this

1015
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 2: in the future. And so George and I have decided

1016
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 2: that we're going to donate ten thousand dollars to the

1017
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 2: Rape Abuse and Incest National networked RAIN. And we thank

1018
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 2: you for your understanding and for writing in and communicating

1019
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 2: with me and letting us retell your story the way

1020
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 2: you wanted it told.

1021
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 3: Okay, we are back in twenty twenty six.

1022
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. That that. The whole experience with the woman hearing

1023
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 2: her own story on our podcast, with someone else telling it,

1024
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 2: sending it and telling it incorrectly was really one of, like,

1025
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 2: I don't know, one of the most of course humbling,

1026
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 2: but also like really self assessing moments on this podcast

1027
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 2: for me, because it was like, we're just reading stuff

1028
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 2: and trying to get like quote unquote trying to get

1029
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 2: our work done, and this as a possibility, of course,

1030
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,959
Speaker 2: never would have entered my mind.

1031
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: And now, I mean, it felt so awful and I

1032
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: think that it didn't enter our mind, and then it

1033
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: did and it hasn't left. You know, like when we

1034
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: tour and go to the cities, we do stories based

1035
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: in whatever city we're in or state we're in, and

1036
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: you're always like, when it's a recent case, you're always like,

1037
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: what if that person's best friend or cousin or something

1038
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: is in the audience. You know, how would I want

1039
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 1: them to react to this because you can't help it,

1040
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: but you want to make sure you're doing it in

1041
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 1: a way that doesn't feel gross.

1042
00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was really I remember emailing with this

1043
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 2: person and they were incredibly fair and incredibly just straightforward

1044
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 2: about like not really being sure how they feel, not

1045
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 2: liking it, like, and I basically said, we can do

1046
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 2: any version of what you would like to do. We

1047
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 2: can take the entire thing down, we can take you know,

1048
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 2: blah blah blah whatever. And so what it ended up

1049
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 2: being and what you hear in this episode is what

1050
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 2: they asked to do, which is essentially it replaced the

1051
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 2: incorrect one with the correct one, which is their own story.

1052
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 2: And I think that was incredibly generous of them to

1053
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 2: allow us to do that and allow us to make

1054
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 2: that change on the show.

1055
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1056
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 2: I felt very, very lucky that that's what their decision

1057
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 2: was and that they shared that story with us.

1058
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 3: Definitely.

1059
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 2: Okay, now we're going to go back and finish up

1060
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 2: this last batch of Haunted Hometowns.

1061
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 1: This is called Stabbed by a Ghost by Lacey, whoa

1062
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: dear Karen George Stephen and respective pets. I'm a long

1063
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 1: time listener, first time call, as all of my hometown

1064
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: murders have been covered by you already. But I saw Steven.

1065
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: She probably if somewhere fucked up. But I saw Steven

1066
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: was looking for some spooky, uky kooky, oh honey experiences

1067
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,760
Speaker 1: for a minisovna to throw.

1068
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 3: My hat in the ring. Oh, I'm sweetie.

1069
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 2: I was taking a siddy coke when she spends spooky,

1070
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 2: uky kooky. That almost came out my nose.

1071
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: I saw, oh, But then she goes on to say,

1072
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: and it makes better. This summer, I was stabbed by

1073
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: a fucking ghost. Why how ridiculous that sounds, but hear

1074
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 1: me out. I worked for my family's bed and Breakfast

1075
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 1: this summer. My family had been divided on whether the

1076
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: house is haunted or not, and until I started working there,

1077
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: I was firmly in the not haunted camp. I had

1078
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 1: stayed there as a guest from time to time, but

1079
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,320
Speaker 1: I had never spent more than a few days in

1080
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: the house. Once I started working there, I experienced little

1081
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: things that I would chalk up to natural phenomena, like

1082
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: my bedroom door swinging open or shut all or all

1083
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 1: the window blinds flying up midpiss.

1084
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 2: That's terrifying.

1085
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,360
Speaker 3: Can you imagine here's it's.

1086
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 2: And you have to finish pin.

1087
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's horrible. That's a funny ghost though.

1088
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of good.

1089
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 3: Something something medpays. Okay.

1090
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: Being a skeptic, I totally wrote all of this off

1091
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 1: until I was the only one on duty one night,

1092
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: which you can't write it off because they're going to

1093
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, well, let me really show you.

1094
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1095
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 1: I was working on preparing some banana bread and a

1096
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 1: savory bread pudding for the next morning's breakfast.

1097
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.

1098
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 1: I placed the bread in the oven, assembled the pudding

1099
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,240
Speaker 1: to soak over night, and had thoroughly cleaned the kitchen.

1100
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: I went to the back launder room to work on

1101
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,399
Speaker 1: turning a few loads of laundry while the bread baked

1102
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: in the oven. About thirty minutes into baking, I went

1103
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: to the kitchen to check on the bread. I went

1104
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: to slip my hands into the oven mit and was

1105
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: promptly greeted by a fucking paring knife, stabbing me in

1106
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: between my ring finger and middle finger.

1107
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 2: WHOA.

1108
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: I removed the knife and found the first aid kit

1109
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,439
Speaker 1: I went to go curse out my mother for leaving

1110
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 1: a knife in the oven mit when my blood ran

1111
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: cold and I remembered that I was the only one

1112
00:53:58,800 --> 00:53:59,280
Speaker 1: in the house.

1113
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 3: A skeptic I used to be.

1114
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: I tried to find rational explanation for why a pairing

1115
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: knife would be blade up inside an oven mint, and

1116
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: then it says, hint, there's no rational explanation. It was

1117
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 1: not a knife I had used in the breakfast prep there,

1118
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 1: and it was usually kept in a drawer along with

1119
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: the other pairing knives. I racked my brain for hours,

1120
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,760
Speaker 1: trying to wonder if I had truly put the knife

1121
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: in the mint in some sort of oh, remember.

1122
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,240
Speaker 3: Why this is here later scenario. But then I finally

1123
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 3: came to the conclusion that the ghost was real and

1124
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 3: probably Madame were for me for taking for talking shit

1125
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 3: about him all summer. I apologized out loud to the

1126
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,799
Speaker 3: ghost and went to the doctor once someone else came home.

1127
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 3: Now I've just got a fun little scar to remind

1128
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 3: me of why ghosts are reel and you shouldn't call

1129
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 3: them imaginary sobs lots of love, Lacey mean, And then

1130
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 3: she said I.

1131
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: Withheld the name of the BnB because I didn't want

1132
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: you to say it on air, but if you're curious,

1133
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: I will write back. Would love to have you guys

1134
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,840
Speaker 1: come visit. It's got lots of ghost and antique furniture.

1135
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:01,479
Speaker 2: Oh wow, we're there. That's everything I need. Yeah, because

1136
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 2: I was thinking, I was thinking, oh, well, if you

1137
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: keep obviously, if you keep your oven mit in the

1138
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 2: same drawer as those knives. Right, but yeah, she wouldn't

1139
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 2: be scared if that were the truth, be like she

1140
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 2: would have already checked.

1141
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 1: And also you would feel it, right, Yeah, she just

1142
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 1: used the oven mish they were out. It sounds like, man,

1143
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: I'm when a fucking ghost cuts you move please.

1144
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 2: It's so crazy when ghosts can move.

1145
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 3: Shit around, which is why I don't think it's real.

1146
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 3: I mean, look, listen, do you think okay, go ahead? Well,

1147
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 3: like I think ghosts don't haunt me because I'm like,

1148
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 3: oh cool, I'd be like, great, that's funny.

1149
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder. I wonder if it is locational, situational,

1150
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 2: or like about the people.

1151
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 3: I just don't think it's what we think it is

1152
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,439
Speaker 3: enough that any of that would be true or matter.

1153
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I just don't think it's like old a

1154
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,280
Speaker 1: person who's dead, being like, m I'm gonna make this girl.

1155
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,839
Speaker 2: Freak out when she's ping, you know what I mean,

1156
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stab her in between her fingers, right, Okay?

1157
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 2: But then I think that's also having been a person

1158
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 2: who has a ghost story, the frustration where you're like, well,

1159
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 2: I this is the thing that happened. Maybe in and

1160
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 2: of itself, it isn't insane or like you can't explain it,

1161
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 2: but that's not the explanation. And I'm telling you because

1162
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:23,760
Speaker 2: I was there.

1163
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 3: And it doesn't make you feel any better you experiencing

1164
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 3: that thing.

1165
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone being like yeah, well that didn't happen. You know,

1166
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 2: like people anytime I tell my ghost they're like, you

1167
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 2: had sleep paralysis. It's like, no, because I've had sleep paralysis,

1168
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,919
Speaker 2: and I know the difference. I know without feeling.

1169
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 3: Why do they need to do that? Oh I guess

1170
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 3: I do that too.

1171
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 2: They want to solve it.

1172
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like if they want other experiences I've actually had,

1173
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,840
Speaker 1: I've been like, well I had an active imagination or

1174
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck were.

1175
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just feel like that was fun.

1176
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 2: Right, or just it's uncomfortable just to leave it with

1177
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 2: anythings possible in this weird world. Yeah, is there a

1178
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:04,720
Speaker 2: man in the crawl space or is it just a ghost? Hi, Georgia, Karen, Stephen, Elvis,

1179
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 2: Me and Me, Dottie, Franken, George. I will be at

1180
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 2: your Fort Lauderdale show on the fifth, November fifth. I

1181
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 2: cannot wait to see you, guys. So my ghost story

1182
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 2: haunting comes from my hometown of Hamilton, New Jersey. Yes,

1183
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 2: that's the same place of the Megan Conker murder. A

1184
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 2: side note, I hope Cronow's her last name. Right side note,

1185
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 2: I went to the same elementary schools her a few

1186
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 2: years after this happened, So Sam. The elementary school was

1187
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 2: very big on stranger danger lessons that they tore that

1188
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 2: assholes to house down and made it into a park

1189
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 2: called Megan's Place so the family didn't have to keep

1190
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 2: being reminded with that house. And our school used to

1191
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 2: take is there once a year to remind us of

1192
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 2: the true dangers of going with people we don't know.

1193
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: And that's the Megan's Law murder where Meghan's Law came

1194
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 1: into play.

1195
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 3: Yeah started anyway.

1196
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway. I was about ten years old when my

1197
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 2: dad finally moved is out of an apartment and into

1198
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 2: a house. The family that lived there before us was

1199
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 2: an older couple who built the house. When the wife

1200
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 2: died of old age parentheses. Might I add she died

1201
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 2: in the house. Oh good, he decided it was time

1202
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 2: to sell the house and go into a home. I

1203
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 2: remember the first time I walked into this house and

1204
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 2: the weird feeling I got. I chalked it up to

1205
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 2: all the old people's furniture being in the house and

1206
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,439
Speaker 2: the wife's sewing room being untouched since she had died.

1207
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 2: Her sewing room became my bedroom once we moved in.

1208
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 2: No weird things started happening as soon as we moved,

1209
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 2: such as things being misplaced that no one could remember moving,

1210
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 2: weird noises that my dad would explain by saying, the

1211
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 2: house is settling and you're just freaking yourself out.

1212
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 3: The house is just screaming, and you're just freaking out.

1213
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 2: Why don't you like screaming? You're a child.

1214
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 3: The house is screaming in pain. It's perfectly normal, and

1215
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 3: you wouldn't know. We've always lived in apartments. That's right.

1216
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 2: You don't understand that houses have feelings like people and

1217
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 2: skin hold me pain, but sell a feeling, okay, So

1218
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 2: fast forward a year later, my first night all alone

1219
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 2: in the house.

1220
00:58:58,720 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 3: Oh.

1221
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 2: I was using the computer in my dad's room, chatting

1222
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 2: with friends on aim Oh yay, when I heard footsteps

1223
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 2: walk by the doorway right under the staircase. I ignored

1224
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 2: it as I thought it was the quote house settling

1225
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 2: and kept chatting away. Shortly after the first pair of footsteps,

1226
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 2: I heard multiple pairs of footsteps running, paired with giggling,

1227
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 2: now giggling, please home alone giggling. Being the idiot child

1228
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 2: I was, I decided it was okay for me to

1229
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 2: go investigate. As soon as my feet hit the floor,

1230
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 2: all sounds stopped. Oh that's cream. I figured it was

1231
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 2: my imagination and went back upstairs to carry the on,

1232
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 2: iming my friends. Once I got upstairs, the footsteps and

1233
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 2: the giggling started again.

1234
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1235
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 2: This time I figured it was my dad playing a

1236
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 2: prank on me, since he did this often. I ran

1237
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 2: back downstairs, yelling, this isn't funny. I looked out the

1238
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 2: window and when I saw his truck wasn't there. That's

1239
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 2: when I really started to panic.

1240
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1241
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 2: I grabbed the landline and ran into my bedroom and

1242
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 2: lock the door. That's when I heard heavy footsteps banging

1243
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 2: up the basement steps and the sound of someone banging

1244
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 2: on the basement door. No, my dad kept it locked

1245
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 2: since he was convinced someone was going to break in

1246
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 2: through the basement.

1247
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 3: Yeah they are.

1248
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 2: I climbed under my bed and started calling my sisters

1249
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 2: for them to come get me. As soon as there

1250
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 2: was a break in the banging, I bolted out of

1251
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 2: my house and down the street. About five minutes later,

1252
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 2: my sister's boyfriend picked me up and he had me

1253
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 2: wait in the cars. He checked the house to make

1254
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 2: sure no one was in there.

1255
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 3: No one was.

1256
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 2: He decided to take me home with him until my

1257
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 2: dad was able to come and get me.

1258
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 3: I don't like that either.

1259
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 2: Since that day, my dad made a joke about having

1260
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 2: a man living in the crawl space in his room. Anything.

1261
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 2: Anytime anything weird happens, the man in the crawl space

1262
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 2: is at fault for it, like when my dad eats

1263
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 2: all the ice cream sandwiches and doesn't remember doing it.

1264
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 2: Thank you for reading my haunting slash ghost story. Allison.

1265
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: Oh that was that's so so scary. Giggling, Yeah, nobody

1266
01:00:58,640 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: wants giggling.

1267
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 2: You don't like you don't think about it until like

1268
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 2: being by yourself and hearing giggling. Did I tell you

1269
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 2: that time that I was by myself in my house.

1270
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 2: This was before I got George, so I didn't have dogs,

1271
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 2: and I was sitting there trying to I was trying

1272
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 2: to finish some writing and so it was dead silent

1273
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 2: in the house and had been for like an hour's

1274
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 2: step and I heard directly next to my ear a

1275
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 2: zipper zipped up. What And I fucking oh no, sorry,

1276
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 2: I had gotten George because I grabbed her leash and

1277
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 2: was like, come with me, and we just walked out

1278
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 2: the door. I went to the dog park and then

1279
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 2: I called my friend Rob because I was just like,

1280
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 2: this is You're the only person I can tell this.

1281
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 2: You It sounds so weird, but I just zipper heard something.

1282
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 2: It was just it wasn't in the distance. It was

1283
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 2: like someone zipped their coat next to me.

1284
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 3: That's so creepy, And.

1285
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 2: It was very clear. It wasn't like, oh, this sounded

1286
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 2: like a zipper. It was a zipper zipping like one

1287
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 2: of the plastic zippers on a seventies ski jacket.

1288
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 3: Really, you know, like how serial killers wear like ed Kemper.

1289
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1290
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: You know, fucking Ted Bundy has some sweet ass fucking

1291
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: the seventies jacket.

1292
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,919
Speaker 2: He probably on his seventies ski jacket, left the ski

1293
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 2: lift tag.

1294
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 3: That was what to do because you're like, yeah, I

1295
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 3: went skiing over the winter break.

1296
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was up at Snowbird.

1297
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: How much money would one of those tags it says

1298
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 1: Ted Bundy's name on it go for?

1299
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I would say in the five hundred thousand dollars

1300
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 2: in this day and age, these people who love serial killers, weirdos.

1301
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, these people who love what kind of monsters? Okay,

1302
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 2: let's see.

1303
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, there's something about being hume alone and I

1304
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 3: don't know how you do it, Like I don't like

1305
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 3: having a house where there's multiple rooms, Like I have

1306
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 3: to turn all the lights on when I'm alone.

1307
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I swear the dogs solve everything because I hear everything.

1308
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:57,439
Speaker 2: George hears everything. Yeah, she knows. She knows when people

1309
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 2: are walking up, like up the street from half a

1310
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 2: block away and starts barking. So that's like if anything

1311
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 2: is just.

1312
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:08,479
Speaker 3: Like a nice warning call fucking safe, any zipper people

1313
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 3: come in, George is gone. Yeah, going to regulate She

1314
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 3: didn't on that one though. She was all, what I'm

1315
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 3: supposed to be scared of this? You do this all

1316
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 3: the time.

1317
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, here we go. Grandpa's haunting me and that's okay. Hi, Karen, Georgia, Stephen,

1318
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 1: Kats and Dogs. I've been listening to MFM for a

1319
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: while now.

1320
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 3: It's brought a change to my life I could have

1321
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 3: never expected.

1322
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 1: Thanks for helping my socially awkward self make new friends

1323
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 1: and gain some confidence in myself.

1324
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 2: Yay, that's what we're talking about, Brittany.

1325
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:44,920
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, okay, all right. When I was three years old,

1326
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 3: my grandpa died.

1327
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: He'd been in an accident at work and lived in

1328
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: a vegetative state for quite some time when I was born.

1329
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 2: That's where he was.

1330
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh God, that family, that's tough. It was an incredibly

1331
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: tough time for my family, but most of us made

1332
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 1: it out.

1333
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 3: Okay.

1334
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 1: A couple of years later, I was at my grandma's house,

1335
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 1: a split level with the wreck room downstairs and the

1336
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: kitchen right above it. While my grandma was in the kitchen,

1337
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 1: she could hear me carrying on a conversation through the events.

1338
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 2: I love this, I know.

1339
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 3: When I came up for a snack. She asked me

1340
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 3: what I was doing down there talking to the man.

1341
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 1: I replied, my grandma asked me to describe what you

1342
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: look like, but may have regretted that decision as I

1343
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,479
Speaker 1: described my deceased grandfather to a tea.

1344
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 3: I of course thought nothing of it and went about

1345
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 3: my child business with your child briefcase, Yes, I am

1346
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 3: no memory of this, but I also don't have memories

1347
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 3: from before first grade. Fair enough.

1348
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 1: A few things happened as I was growing up, but

1349
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,720
Speaker 1: nothing too notable. A couple of things moved or fell,

1350
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 1: but it wasn't anything I was afraid of. Fast forward

1351
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,480
Speaker 1: to having my first living boyfriend. He would wake up

1352
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 1: with scratches every now and then and made me nervous.

1353
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,920
Speaker 1: I remember my aunt having a picture of her and

1354
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 1: her prom date on her dresser, and his face was

1355
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 1: scratched out on the glass and on the picture.

1356
01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 3: Whoa, it was weird. One morning, I I remember waking

1357
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 3: up to just one of my hanging plants swaying, but

1358
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 3: not the other.

1359
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 2: Oh I hate that. That's the worst. Oh, don't worry

1360
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 2: about it. That's just a wind in here. Oh shit,

1361
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 2: it's not.

1362
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 1: There was an air circulation there as the window was

1363
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 1: closed and the heater was off, so it didn't make

1364
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 1: any sense. So I decided to try to make some contact.

1365
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:24,080
Speaker 1: I grabbed a voice recorder and started asking questions. Okay, wait,

1366
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 1: here we go though these Though these questions. I. Through

1367
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 1: these questions, I learned it was my grandpa and he

1368
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 1: didn't like my boyfriend. He was right, we aren't together anymore,

1369
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:36,280
Speaker 1: and that was it. Those were the only two questions

1370
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 1: that were answered.

1371
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 3: Holy shit. I felt less scared.

1372
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: Afterwards, and I didn't have anything of note, and I

1373
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,600
Speaker 1: didn't have anything of note to happen after that. I

1374
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 1: do remember the night I went into labor with my child.

1375
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 1: I felt an overwhelming sense of love and protection. I

1376
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 1: hadn't even gone into labor, but I felt like he

1377
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 1: was there and he knew. A couple of small things

1378
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 1: have happened since then, but they're not as exciting. But

1379
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 1: that's my ghost story, and I'm happy I was able

1380
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 1: to share with everyone. Thank you for all you do,

1381
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 1: and you don't have to fuck politeness if the ghost

1382
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 1: is your grandpa who really just wants to love SSDG.

1383
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:11,320
Speaker 3: I'm brittany.

1384
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 1: Yes, I love how he like physically scratched up her

1385
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 1: boyfriend and the ants photo.

1386
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 2: It's almost like I can't really tell you anything. I can't.

1387
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 2: If I tell you I don't like your boyfriend, You're

1388
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 2: just gonna love him more, because that's how it always works, right.

1389
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 2: But instead, I'm going to like horror movie creep you

1390
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 2: out about your boyfriend.

1391
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make the boyfriend break up with you, yes,

1392
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: by scaring the ever loving shit out of him. It's

1393
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 1: so good, great, Okay, give me a sign, grandpa, and

1394
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 1: just scratches up the face of It's.

1395
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 2: Just like crazy white eyes.

1396
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, child, He's like, I don't like your dog. Just

1397
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 3: scratches up your grandpa. You don't get to chase my life, Grandpa.

1398
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 3: You have all that.

1399
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:57,560
Speaker 2: You're so finicky Okay, ghost, unscary human in Silver Lake

1400
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 2: Cafe Theater, your team hard kill and precious sweet kind

1401
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 2: gentle Steven. Is that why this is ridiculous? Stephen? I

1402
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 2: want to first let Karen know that I am from

1403
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 2: Sacramento and I love every time she shits on Sacramento

1404
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,439
Speaker 2: because it truly is the armpit of California, and Bakersfield

1405
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 2: is the butthole. Come on, everybody, there was someone that

1406
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 2: just wrote on Twitter. They wrote something like, why won't

1407
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 2: you come to Sacramento. It's like I have explicitly stated

1408
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 2: how I feel about what's going.

1409
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 1: To Orange County, and despite me having fucking panic attacks,

1410
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 1: there was an act of God.

1411
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then and then having that amazing show.

1412
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 3: The best show Anaheim show was incredible.

1413
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:45,000
Speaker 2: Oh it's so fun.

1414
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:48,919
Speaker 3: Okay anyhow, yes, so we're not going to Sacramento anyways.

1415
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:52,160
Speaker 2: Anyway, but see absolutely shit, I know we should play

1416
01:07:52,160 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 2: the fair grounds, dude, like the state their Yeah, or

1417
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,280
Speaker 2: we could do a live show in the how about

1418
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 2: Arden Shopping Center and just like clear some park cars.

1419
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.

1420
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:07,480
Speaker 2: I want to do with Stay of Hair.

1421
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 1: I want to I want to be between the pie

1422
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: eating contest and my favorite murder live and then like

1423
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:15,560
Speaker 1: the pig eating content.

1424
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 2: No, I don't know, is there a there's definitely a

1425
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:19,960
Speaker 2: pig eating contest. It's like, if you can eat a

1426
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,960
Speaker 2: live pig, you've been a ribbon, right.

1427
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a waiting pig. When you're waiting pig, if

1428
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:29,840
Speaker 3: you can eat your waiting pig, and then it's like,

1429
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:31,200
Speaker 3: well I don't really want that anymore.

1430
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:35,560
Speaker 2: Oh wait, this is my favorite thing. Georgia texted me

1431
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 2: at like four in the morning. You up because you

1432
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 2: texted me.

1433
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:42,680
Speaker 3: I woke up at four, of course, and I looked

1434
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 3: at my phone and you just texted the coffee was

1435
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,200
Speaker 3: a mistake, yes, at like midnight.

1436
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:48,560
Speaker 1: And then I was like, you know, last time I

1437
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:49,760
Speaker 1: told you I was up all night. You were like,

1438
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,840
Speaker 1: text me, I'm up. Yes, I text you at four?

1439
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, am.

1440
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,679
Speaker 2: I think I woke up like a half an hour later,

1441
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,720
Speaker 2: and it was so exciting because I just am, there's

1442
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 2: You're never lonelier than when you're up in the middle

1443
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 2: night by yourself. My god, and it was like I

1444
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:04,760
Speaker 2: had a message waiting where you're like, hey, you up,

1445
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 2: what's going on?

1446
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 3: But the Pig thing, I said, I'm just laying here

1447
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:08,759
Speaker 3: listening to the Pig people.

1448
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 1: Yes book, which everyone needs to fucking download immediately because

1449
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 1: I fall asleep to it at night, even though.

1450
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 3: It's like the best book ever.

1451
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 2: What's the title.

1452
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:19,479
Speaker 3: It's called No Stone Unturned. It's about necro Search.

1453
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 1: I think I talked about it way in the beginning

1454
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 1: of the podcast, but it's necro Search. Who is that

1455
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:28,280
Speaker 1: really awesome organization that finds clandestine graves there's all these

1456
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:32,680
Speaker 1: different kinds of people in it who are sciencey and otherwise,

1457
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: and they're called the experts, and they're called the pig

1458
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:40,520
Speaker 1: people because they started burying pigs to see how decomposition

1459
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 1: worked and how it made graves look, and how you

1460
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:46,000
Speaker 1: could see how long a body was buried based on

1461
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:48,280
Speaker 1: the foliage and based on the bugs and decomposition.

1462
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:51,439
Speaker 3: So I listened to that to fall asleep, and I'm like,

1463
01:09:51,439 --> 01:09:55,440
Speaker 3: why isn't this working. It's so crazy, so relaxing.

1464
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:04,880
Speaker 2: I'm dreaming of pigs. No Stone on drug listened to it. Okay, sorry, no, no, no, okay,

1465
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:10,519
Speaker 2: So it's Sacramento, Sacramento. Plenty of shitting on Sacramento. Then. Anyways,

1466
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,599
Speaker 2: this is my ghost story. The day after I graduated

1467
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:15,919
Speaker 2: from college, I moved from northern California straight to Los Angeles.

1468
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 2: Scary enough in and of itself. My boyfriend and I

1469
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 2: literally walked the graduation stage and a few hours later

1470
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:25,559
Speaker 2: jumped into our view haul truck for the six hour drive.

1471
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 2: I love that, I love it.

1472
01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:27,840
Speaker 3: I did that.

1473
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,679
Speaker 1: It took about a couple of days after I graduated,

1474
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,000
Speaker 1: and my mom and I were like, goodbye Orange County.

1475
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, forever There's.

1476
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 2: Nothing I love more than if something ended. You just

1477
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:41,040
Speaker 2: fucked car and go there's no reason, no hang out

1478
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:44,280
Speaker 2: and like visit and it's just kind of like and

1479
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 2: on to the next one.

1480
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, life's short, Okay.

1481
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:51,960
Speaker 2: I was starry eyed as I exited on Vine Street

1482
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:54,880
Speaker 2: and thought how amazing the city looked it does. From

1483
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:58,080
Speaker 2: that weird little hill, I found a job quickly as

1484
01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:01,840
Speaker 2: a barista in a small theater cap in hipster Silver Lake.

1485
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:04,480
Speaker 2: I thought it was a very cool gig. The customers

1486
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:07,679
Speaker 2: were semi famous comedians and people I recognized on TV.

1487
01:11:08,439 --> 01:11:11,800
Speaker 2: I mean, there's nothing better. The cafe also hosted fun,

1488
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,719
Speaker 2: improv and comedy shows in their small black box theater.

1489
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 3: The lyric it's the lyric.

1490
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:17,960
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm like hell.

1491
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:20,080
Speaker 3: Bent on guessing what place this is. Yes, it's the

1492
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:22,720
Speaker 3: lyric Kurt brown Aller, our friend used to go in

1493
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 3: there all the time.

1494
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:28,759
Speaker 2: The lyric Hyperion. Yes, yes, it's okay, sorry, okay, perfect,

1495
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 2: we figured it out. Uh. The afternoons and night shows

1496
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:34,400
Speaker 2: were fun and lively. However, I felt a sense of

1497
01:11:34,479 --> 01:11:37,360
Speaker 2: dread as all the customers and audience members left one

1498
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:39,960
Speaker 2: by one, and an aura of evil lurked in the

1499
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:40,640
Speaker 2: cafe at night.

1500
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:44,160
Speaker 3: That place is fucking absolutely haunted. Really, I know it.

1501
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 3: I've been in there. I've been in the thought in

1502
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 3: the back room. It's terrifying. Well, she's gonna Why do

1503
01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:51,320
Speaker 3: I even talking during this? I don't know. I know

1504
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:52,360
Speaker 3: You're fine, Addie.

1505
01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 2: Weird shit, No, you're fine, Okay, Naively, I accepted to

1506
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:02,360
Speaker 2: close the cafe by myself every night, naively, And that's

1507
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:06,559
Speaker 2: one word for it. That meant a five foot ninety

1508
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:10,280
Speaker 2: pound female with severe anxiety had to close the cafe

1509
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:14,800
Speaker 2: eleven hare. Oh honey, don't do it like I need

1510
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:15,760
Speaker 2: this job, you know.

1511
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,639
Speaker 3: She said yes too, because then she's like, I don't

1512
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,519
Speaker 3: have to talk to anyone.

1513
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:20,240
Speaker 2: Yes, Well, I close, I'll just sweep.

1514
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,559
Speaker 3: It'll be neating alone.

1515
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,760
Speaker 2: Well. I was responsible for cleaning and locking up the

1516
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,679
Speaker 2: cafe and theater, which would take about forty five minutes.

1517
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:30,679
Speaker 2: The cafe was extremely quiet as I mopped the floors,

1518
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:34,160
Speaker 2: and suddenly I heard a roar of happy cheers, whistles,

1519
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 2: and laughter that lasted approximately three seconds coming from the

1520
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:41,880
Speaker 2: audience at the theater room. Huh. I dropped them mop

1521
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 2: and peeked into the control room upstairs to see if

1522
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,160
Speaker 2: there was still a show going on. I looked out

1523
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 2: of the window from the booth and saw a dim

1524
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:53,599
Speaker 2: red light emitting from the back from the small black

1525
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 2: box theater and a lone chair in the middle of

1526
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:59,519
Speaker 2: the stage. No. I felt like a sinister being was

1527
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:03,439
Speaker 2: watching up at me wait from down on the stage,

1528
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:05,720
Speaker 2: and I quickly locked up without cleaning the rest of

1529
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:08,920
Speaker 2: the cafe. A few days later, my coworker who had

1530
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 2: the morning shift, texted me and confronted me that I

1531
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:15,400
Speaker 2: should put the pepper shakers away properly, that I and

1532
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:19,280
Speaker 2: I shouldn't put them on the floor again. Then he

1533
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:22,160
Speaker 2: sent me a picture of the three pepper shakers lined

1534
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:24,400
Speaker 2: up neatly on the floor in the middle of the cafe.

1535
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:27,639
Speaker 2: That was impossible since I would never have moved those

1536
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,200
Speaker 2: items on the floor, which is weird. I thought he

1537
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:33,040
Speaker 2: was pranking me. One time, I had to cover the

1538
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:36,160
Speaker 2: same coworkers morning shift, even though I was scheduled to

1539
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 2: close that previous night. As I was closing for the night,

1540
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 2: I made sure the salt and pepper shakers were in

1541
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:45,000
Speaker 2: the same exact spot on the kitchen table. The next day,

1542
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:48,000
Speaker 2: I opened the cafe at six am and the pepper

1543
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:52,240
Speaker 2: shakers were moved neatly aligned on the floor again in

1544
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:54,040
Speaker 2: the front of the cafe, even though I had made

1545
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 2: sure to place them properly that night before. It freaked

1546
01:13:56,479 --> 01:13:58,680
Speaker 2: me out so much that I just sat on the

1547
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:05,160
Speaker 2: outside patio waiting for the waiting for the morning rush

1548
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:08,560
Speaker 2: customers come in. Last and scariest event that led me

1549
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,400
Speaker 2: to quitting the job happened when I was closing the

1550
01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:14,080
Speaker 2: cafe again. I had taken the trash out by using

1551
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:18,280
Speaker 2: the back entrance, but had not locked up the locked

1552
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,599
Speaker 2: up the door since it was one of the last

1553
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:24,160
Speaker 2: things to do when closing. I continued to clean and

1554
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 2: count the till when I looked up and saw a

1555
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:30,800
Speaker 2: skinny and tall, homeless man press his face into the

1556
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:34,160
Speaker 2: glass of the entrance door. His eyes were round and dark,

1557
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:37,440
Speaker 2: and his squished face on the glass had this obtuse

1558
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:41,679
Speaker 2: and evil smile. He then darted away. As I remembered

1559
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:45,200
Speaker 2: I didn't lock the back door. I quickly rushed to

1560
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 2: close the back gate and saw a tall, dark figure

1561
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:51,920
Speaker 2: rushing towards me through the gate screen. I then slammed

1562
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:54,040
Speaker 2: the door and locked it. Because of the front of

1563
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,040
Speaker 2: the cafe had these huge glass panes as walls. I

1564
01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,280
Speaker 2: turned off all the lights in the cafe so that

1565
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:01,960
Speaker 2: he could not see and quickly hit in the corner

1566
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,640
Speaker 2: of the store. This was already scary enough, as I

1567
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,960
Speaker 2: knew ghosts were probably haunting the theater too. No, I

1568
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 2: called my boyfriend to come pick me up a thirty

1569
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:15,040
Speaker 2: minute drive. Oh and I quit the job. Holy shit, Louck.

1570
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,880
Speaker 2: It's been three years since I moved and I have

1571
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:20,240
Speaker 2: a better job. I now have a higher standards when

1572
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:23,000
Speaker 2: finding jobs in Los Angeles. One make sure it has

1573
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:26,720
Speaker 2: a parking lot, and to have coworkers close with you.

1574
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:29,479
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're tiny, Murderino, Tracy.

1575
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I am going into lyric Hyperian tomorrow

1576
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:34,400
Speaker 1: and asking for ghost stories.

1577
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:35,160
Speaker 2: Yees immediately.

1578
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:37,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's so scary.

1579
01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:41,000
Speaker 2: It's so scary. And that idea that you have to

1580
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:44,759
Speaker 2: race the guy to the back door is fucked.

1581
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,640
Speaker 1: Remember when you were twenty and you thought you were

1582
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:50,439
Speaker 1: fucking invincible and like you could close late at night

1583
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 1: alone and leave the door open and everything.

1584
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:53,400
Speaker 3: Would be fine.

1585
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:55,360
Speaker 2: Well, you're just kind of like, uh, this is fine,

1586
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 2: living my life. Yeah, Oh my god, Tracy, that was

1587
01:15:59,040 --> 01:15:59,880
Speaker 2: a really good story.

1588
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:01,880
Speaker 3: That was great I think maybe we should end on

1589
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:02,240
Speaker 3: that one.

1590
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, Stephen, these were awesome jobs, Steven, those were really fun.

1591
01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were so fun to read. Oh my god,

1592
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:13,280
Speaker 3: I love getting scared. I mean I have like a

1593
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:16,680
Speaker 3: like a side podcast of this. We could just keep

1594
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:18,599
Speaker 3: doing our hometowns. Is this for a little while?

1595
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:24,679
Speaker 2: I know? Well yeah, yeah, yes, yes, for sure.

1596
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:26,960
Speaker 3: I love that. Listen, here's what we're gonna say. Send

1597
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,400
Speaker 3: in your hometowns. Look and listen sending your hometowns. If

1598
01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:32,120
Speaker 3: you have spooky scary stuff like that, we want to

1599
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:34,600
Speaker 3: hear it. Okay, I feel like not even just spooky scary, but.

1600
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,559
Speaker 2: Like thrilling, weird shit. Yes, you know what I mean,

1601
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:40,400
Speaker 2: Like racing a guy to the door is great, that's great.

1602
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,120
Speaker 3: I mean near missus come on great.

1603
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:46,439
Speaker 2: And also the thing of like and then after that

1604
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:49,720
Speaker 2: she knew, like yeah you have to You can't just

1605
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:52,400
Speaker 2: let somebody schedule you because they're cheap at the place

1606
01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:54,600
Speaker 2: and they only want to pay one person. Yeah, like

1607
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:57,840
Speaker 2: no dude, it's two people. Or like I can't close

1608
01:16:57,880 --> 01:16:58,200
Speaker 2: at night.

1609
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:00,840
Speaker 1: The SALTMN pepper shaker thing is this scariest thing to me.

1610
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:03,800
Speaker 1: That's nuts because like if he hadn't send anything to

1611
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:06,640
Speaker 1: her about it. She wouldn't have known what was going on.

1612
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:08,679
Speaker 3: That's so scary.

1613
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,360
Speaker 1: It SIT's like in a weird position and moved and

1614
01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 1: like not supposed to be where it is, and it's

1615
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:16,000
Speaker 1: just like inconspicuously placed.

1616
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:17,360
Speaker 3: That's fucking terrifying.

1617
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:18,200
Speaker 2: It's so scary.

1618
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:23,000
Speaker 3: And we're back.

1619
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:27,760
Speaker 2: So this episode was originally titled The Halloween Special, But if.

1620
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 3: We were naming it today based on the episode, maybe

1621
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 3: we would call it My Two Blouses.

1622
01:17:34,479 --> 01:17:37,320
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be a perfect one. Or cat on Prozac,

1623
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:40,160
Speaker 2: which would you be tip of the hat to old Mimi.

1624
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:43,080
Speaker 2: Or we'll name it podcast when Georgia talked about us

1625
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:46,280
Speaker 2: coming together and having this baby that we need podcast,

1626
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:47,519
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1627
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:50,680
Speaker 3: All right, well thanks for listening, guys, We appreciate it,

1628
01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:54,320
Speaker 3: and let's go back to twenty seventeen to say goodbye.

1629
01:17:58,120 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 3: Well that was thrilling and scary and excited.

1630
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:02,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, Happy Halloween, everybody safe, insane.

1631
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:06,000
Speaker 3: Tina, Vince and I are going to be Simon and Garth.

1632
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:08,599
Speaker 2: Uncle, Well you told me that, but then I thought

1633
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:09,479
Speaker 2: you had a different one.

1634
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:11,040
Speaker 3: No, we're going to be Simon and Garth.

1635
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 2: I love that from that seventies one it's so good.

1636
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for thanks guys. You guys are the best.

1637
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:21,040
Speaker 2: You guys. Yes, so fun. And thank you for everybody

1638
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:23,880
Speaker 2: who sent those scary stories in. And I mean there's

1639
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,960
Speaker 2: a lot of writing taking place, you guys, really you

1640
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:28,040
Speaker 2: laid it all out for us. Thank you so much.

1641
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,839
Speaker 3: Thank you, and stay sexy, don't get murdered.

1642
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:39,759
Speaker 2: Bye the Cookie Elvis, Elvis Daddy,