Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
Speaker 1: we weren't born yesterday, were we?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you thought you could get one over on old
Speaker 3: Pete Eakins, But not today, Missy.
Speaker 1: Not today.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Who is this?
Speaker 1: My name is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 3: I'm calling from the offices of apartments where you live
Speaker 3: and we found out, so the jig is officially up, Sarah.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm You're gonna have to be a little more specific.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't know what we're talking about here.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'll just go ahead and say I'm talking
Speaker 3: about Charlie.
Speaker 2: I don't know what Charlie.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well let me make it clear then, the enormous,
Speaker 3: huge great Dane that you have in your apartment when
Speaker 3: we don't even allow dogs at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know what you're talking about now, Okay, yes, not.
Speaker 1: My dog, No, it is your dog.
Speaker 3: I saw the dog today and I marched stright up
Speaker 3: to who was with it?
Speaker 1: Who you've had watching it?
Speaker 3: I guess, And I said, there are no dogs in
Speaker 3: this apartment complex, let alone a huge great Dane. And
Speaker 3: they said that it wasn't theirs and it was apartment
Speaker 3: three oh Two's guess who lives in three oh two. So, yes,
Speaker 3: you've been found out.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I don't have a dog. I'm allergic to dog.
Speaker 2: I can't even have a dog. I think whoever was
Speaker 2: walking it I was just trying to get off the hug.
Speaker 3: But it's not mine, I said that, though I'm paying
Speaker 3: them to watch the dog while you're at work.
Speaker 4: I don't even know those people, like I said, I've
Speaker 4: seen the dog around, but I've never talked to the people.
Speaker 2: I don't know their names. I don't know what apartment
Speaker 2: they're in. I'm not sure, so I can't. I can't
Speaker 2: give you a name. But I don't have anything to
Speaker 2: do with the dog.
Speaker 1: You expect me to, sorry, but I do.
Speaker 2: I guess you're just gonna have to. I don't know
Speaker 2: the next time you see the dog, confront them again
Speaker 2: and say that you know what's theking.
Speaker 1: The dog's back in its home. Their dog is back
Speaker 1: in its home.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's home. It's not it's not in my home.
Speaker 1: Yes it is. Wait what the dog is now?
Speaker 3: Where he should be in your home? I said, Okay, fine,
Speaker 3: I'm taking him. What was his name, Charlie. I'm taking
Speaker 3: him back to apartment three to oh two. I scolded
Speaker 3: them a little bit, but you're being fined four hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty dollars and the dog is back in there,
Speaker 3: and we've got to figure something out.
Speaker 4: Why would you put this giant dog in my apartment?
Speaker 2: Why would you take it from the people that are
Speaker 2: walking it and put it in a random apart. Why
Speaker 2: would you believe.
Speaker 3: Them because they said it was yours am? I supposed
Speaker 3: to think that they're lying about that.
Speaker 4: Yes, you're supposed to think that they're lying when they're
Speaker 4: saying that. I'm paying them to walk the dog, So
Speaker 4: I don't know why they would let you take their
Speaker 4: dog and put it in my apartment.
Speaker 2: But if you don't.
Speaker 4: Get it back out of my apartment, I'm I'm calling
Speaker 4: animal control or something.
Speaker 3: You're also gonna I don't know. You're also gonna have
Speaker 3: to pay for the cleaning of the carpet.
Speaker 2: I'm not paying for anything.
Speaker 4: You can fix the carpet if the dogs did something
Speaker 4: in there put him in the apartment.
Speaker 1: He's a big dog.
Speaker 3: When I put him in your well, back in his home,
Speaker 3: he went crazy on the floor.
Speaker 1: If you know what I mean. So you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to pay for the carpet.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to pay for hundred fifty dollars fee
Speaker 3: for lanktos about not having a dog, and probably face aviction.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll mean, I'll probably move out because this is
Speaker 4: absolutely insane.
Speaker 2: But no, you're gonna fix the carpet.
Speaker 4: It is not my fault that you were so big
Speaker 4: of an idiot that you just took some random person's
Speaker 4: word for it.
Speaker 2: If this dog belonged to another.
Speaker 4: Apartment and you put it into my home, like I said,
Speaker 4: I'm allergic. If I went in there and my's throat
Speaker 4: closes up and I go to the hospital, I mean,
Speaker 4: you could be basically on the hook for murder.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's your name again, Pete pe Deakins, Peedeekins.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Peakins. I'm going to come down to
Speaker 4: the office and I'm going to do what the dog
Speaker 4: did in my apartment.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take it on your desk. How about that?
Speaker 3: Then? How about I let you know that this is
Speaker 3: actually Jewbil from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank
Speaker 3: on you and your roommates set you up.
Speaker 2: Wait, what is it?
Speaker 3: It's a joke because she said that you've been complaining
Speaker 3: because somebody in your apartment is hiding a Great Dane
Speaker 3: for management and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4: Oh my, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I'm so embarrassed. I take it on your dad.
Speaker 1: I did you did?
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: No, wake up every morning with jewbal phone.
Speaker 1: Franks