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Speaker 1: The Nicki Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am. It's

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Speaker 1: Indiculas podcast. It's Wednesday here in St. Louis, Missouri. Andrew's here,

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Speaker 1: Noah's here, Well, no, it's in Arizona. Luigi is here.

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Speaker 1: I just went to the dentist again. I went to

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Speaker 1: the orthodonist. Yeah, I'm getting I'm just like doing all

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Speaker 1: of my appointments lately. Good bye, doctor dentist. Got a

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Speaker 1: filling yesterday, getting my invisilne dio. You know, wait, they

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Speaker 1: haven't even getting gotten back to me about my tests.

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Speaker 1: It probably means I have it all right, Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: just don't how to tell you. Yeah, they're they're just

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Speaker 1: having in company meetings about like, Okay, how do we

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Speaker 1: break this to her? She's very emotionally fragile right now?

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Speaker 1: Should we wait till her special comes out? You know?

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Speaker 1: Max is tracking it? Oh Max, see I forgot about Max.

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Speaker 1: Oh he'll he'll enjoy that. He'll enjoy it a lot.

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Speaker 1: That's my special does come out? Yeah what because you

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Speaker 1: guys dropped that as like a fashion egg the other

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Speaker 1: day and I was like Max, but now, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: forgot about it too. That's a good pool and good mom.

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Speaker 1: What happened ner eye. No, it's from me trying to

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Speaker 1: rip out of contact out of my eye last night.

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Speaker 1: It was like not coming out. So I just like,

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Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you just gotta like grab your eye

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Speaker 1: kind of wears out there, you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: But it just I couldn't find where it was, and

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Speaker 1: I just all I needed to do was put solution

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Speaker 1: move it down. But instead I just went in with

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Speaker 1: like dry eye, just trying to grab it because I

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Speaker 1: was just in a bad mood yesterday, and um, I've

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Speaker 1: been in a bad mood my whole life recently. I

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Speaker 1: think like it's just permeates my being recently. And I

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Speaker 1: just was ripping it out and um, and then I

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Speaker 1: and it find me of Amy Sheen where used to

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Speaker 1: her eye because that happens when you throw up too

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Speaker 1: much your eyes pop, And she said, I just looked

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Speaker 1: like an oracle. So I looked at the beer today,

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Speaker 1: I was like, predict the future. Thin. Remember that woman

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Speaker 1: in that movie Stephen King movie Thin? Nah? And she

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Speaker 1: like brushes her like old Cragley witch hand over his face.

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Speaker 1: She was nah. And then this fat guy just starts

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Speaker 1: losing weight. And then it's funny when like when when

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Speaker 1: it's like I could beat the ship out of an

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Speaker 1: superpower if she didn't get to made him start losing

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Speaker 1: weight until he wouldn't live anymore. So first it was great, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like, is that what happened in the movie for

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Speaker 1: a little while almost he's getting a blowjob from his

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Speaker 1: fat guy that can't lose weight. Yeah, and he um.

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Speaker 1: And that's the scene where Kerson and I as kids

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Speaker 1: used to like rewind it over and over because as

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Speaker 1: we thought was like a stretchy sound, like a rubber

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Speaker 1: So then she's getting it's his wife, I think, giving

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Speaker 1: and she like curses him. And then he starts losing

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Speaker 1: I think he's like to be like I don't remember

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Speaker 1: of like my my laugher for higher movie. Remember I

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Speaker 1: told you about the movie I wrote, But the guy

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Speaker 1: kept getting fatter. It was the opposite. Wait, what happens?

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Speaker 1: Is there an oracle? Is there? Super? You would think

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Speaker 1: But no, his buddy's just feeding them at nighttime, so

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Speaker 1: but he doesn't know why because he's asleep. How did

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Speaker 1: Is that a b plot to the left? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's throughout the whole thing. Did you when you wrote

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Speaker 1: a plots? Be plots? Yes? Because I saw I Sid Fields,

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Speaker 1: I got his DVD, so you like tried to learn

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Speaker 1: how to write one? Really? Yeah? And I wrote it

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Speaker 1: was it just something you Oh no, it wasn't like

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Speaker 1: like in three acts and this is how many scenes

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Speaker 1: Have you wrote a movie? It's fucking impossible to fill

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Speaker 1: in there. Well, I've been watching a lot of um,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm. I've been watching a lot of Albert Brooks

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Speaker 1: movies recently the best. I've never really seen his movies.

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Speaker 1: So I got asked to participate in this thing about

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Speaker 1: don't know, I've never seen a single one of those movies.

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Speaker 1: So yes, so I've watched so anyway, I got asked

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Speaker 1: and then last night I watched half of Lost in America.

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Speaker 1: have like topical things to talk about. Watching something topical,

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Speaker 1: even if it's shittier, if it's Rotten tomatoes, but everyone's

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Speaker 1: And he was supposed to I learned this Albert Books

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Speaker 1: was supposed to be Billy Crystal's role. And when Harry

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Speaker 1: fucking shitty hotel where you know will we won't even

425
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 1: be able to find her. It won't have running water,

426
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 1: like I just know. My So I'm saying to my mom,

427
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 1: let me pay two dozen dollars because on the back,

428
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 1: this will save me money because the trauma and the

429
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 1: stress of that Mexico trip and also putting off this

430
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 1: tooth thing that might cause infection is going to cost

431
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 1: me down the road more because you will die, you

432
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 1: will be injured. I'm going to cover the medical bills

433
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 1: when they get above two thousand dollars probably, so can

434
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,399
Speaker 1: I avoid some of those by not having you stress

435
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 1: out and go to Mexico for fucking dental work just

436
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 1: so you can. It just makes me mad. And I

437
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 1: said to her, this is why you should let me

438
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,880
Speaker 1: pay two thousand dollars, because first of all, I will

439
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: never I won't remember it. I know that's a lot

440
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: of money to me right now, it is not a

441
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 1: lot of money. I just to be honest, it isn't.

442
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 1: And I'm not bragging. It just isn't. And I said

443
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,199
Speaker 1: to her, this is what daughters are for. This is

444
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 1: what having a rich daughter is for like this, this

445
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 1: is why I want to make money, is to do

446
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 1: stuff like this. You have to let me. And she

447
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 1: was like, and I go, I hope that if you

448
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 1: had as much money as I had, and I have

449
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 1: as much money as you had, and I had was

450
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 1: going to go to Mexico to save two thousand dollars

451
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,679
Speaker 1: on a surgery, that you would do the same thing. No, No,

452
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 1: you don't have to pay me back. Just give me

453
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars. And the truth is, I don't think

454
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 1: she would. It would be funny if she goes Yeah,

455
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:01,880
Speaker 1: I would. I would, but I love point would she take, Like,

456
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: what if you offered to pay for the whole thing?

457
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 1: I would, But she knows that she I want her

458
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,439
Speaker 1: to be able to pay for what she can afford.

459
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 1: That she doesn't feel like I'm just it's a hand

460
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 1: out because it's not. It's just it sucks. Well, why

461
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: doesn't cover? Does not have dental insurance? She does, but

462
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: it doesn't cover the full thing. I mean, you want

463
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: to get into the healthcare of this. I mean I

464
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: had a by filling yesterday Bucks. I was like so excited,

465
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: thirty eight bucks. It's like, whoa, it worked. Candy, You're

466
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 1: trying more. I love the idea of you as a kid.

467
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 1: You were talking about it yesterday, eating candy to get

468
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 1: to the drug. That's the only way I'm going to

469
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 1: get like seven thou pounds when you're like, I never

470
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,439
Speaker 1: been happy. No teeth just rotting. Just suck it on

471
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: that nitris man, I mean, nitros is what they suck

472
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,439
Speaker 1: out of balloons, right when people do whippets. Done it? No,

473
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: but that's what it is. No, because I always heard

474
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: that you could die the first time you do it something.

475
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: That's why I've ever done it right. I'm afraid of dying, honey,

476
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: And look how smart I am. Huh, you're afraid of

477
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: I'm Did you ever hear that you could die the

478
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 1: first time? I mean that's why I don't if I

479
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 1: that used to be a rumor about pot the first

480
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 1: time you do that coke like, and now that's true

481
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 1: because the fence and all being but um, but that

482
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: really cut me off drugs. The first time there was

483
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 1: a basketball player, um fuck starts with the nail funk.

484
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 1: I can't remember ry now he's still alive, but I

485
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: think he's probably done some coke with some bud. So

486
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: this guy did coke one one, that's the thing they

487
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 1: always say the first time, and he died, Yeah, and uh,

488
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 1: he was going to be like the best player ever,

489
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: And so people talk about his story die from like

490
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 1: overdosing on coke. He probably already had a preaky I

491
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 1: had a bite. Died from heroin and they claimed it

492
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: was the first time. I was like, you don't really

493
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: do heroin the first, like, you don't shoot up heroin.

494
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 1: I don't know how he ingested it, but I don't know.

495
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: I was listening to I was just kind of remembering

496
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: Harris Whittles, who is my friend who passed from heroin

497
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: and like hearing about just reading about because he did. Ah,

498
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 1: you made it weird with Pete Holmes episode right when

499
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 1: he got out of rehab, like the third time, I think,

500
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: and he said on that like if I do it again,

501
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: I will die, Like I will definitely die. And and

502
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: so I was wanting to find the transcript of it

503
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 1: because I just wanted to like hear his story again

504
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 1: and kind of remember it. And the thing that people

505
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 1: just don't understand about heroin is that these people get

506
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 1: prescribed these pills for pain, and then the pills, they

507
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 1: become addicted to the pills and they're not like it's

508
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 1: not because they wanted to be. They just get sucked

509
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: into it. And then it becomes even for Harris Whittles,

510
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 1: who as a producer on Parks and Rack and ep

511
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 1: on Parks and Wreck, a writer on Parks and Wreck

512
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:02,439
Speaker 1: um very successful writing movie is so successful rich, it

513
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 1: was draining him of money to keep up this pill habit.

514
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,719
Speaker 1: So then eventually, yeah, like opioids, and it was so

515
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: expensive that and it starts to be you need more

516
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: and more and more to get that feeling. And it's

517
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: the same drug as heroin, Like it's an opioid, and

518
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: so shooting up becomes just a no brainer. It's so

519
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: much cheaper, so much cheaper easier to get probably in

520
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: some circumstances if you're living. He used to go to

521
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 1: skid Row to get it in l A. He drive

522
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,360
Speaker 1: over from his like million dollar home to skid Row

523
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: and he died shooting up. But I think people just

524
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 1: think of people that shoot up as like the dregs

525
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: of society. But no one wants to put a needle

526
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: in their arm and heats. It's because it becomes cost

527
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: a ficial effective to do that, and it gives you

528
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: a high faster. It's like, I just, Um, it was

529
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: just really interesting to read again in that book Coming Alive,

530
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: that we're all kind of sort of reading UM. The

531
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: offense to every Night there said something very interesting. He said, Um,

532
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: addiction is when you feel. Um is when a person

533
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: chases this feeling that they got once and they're just

534
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: constantly chasing it but never achieving it again. Yes, I

535
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: read that actually yesterday. And something else that addiction is feel.

536
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: It was it was chasing feeling good, but feeling worse chasing. Yeah,

537
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: like that addiction is defined that that you use a

538
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 1: thing too because you want to feel good, but it

539
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 1: just makes you feel worse. And and the thing is

540
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: you would go, well, then why would you keep doing

541
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: that if it makes you feel worse? And it's like

542
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: because constantly chasing that good because there is a chance

543
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: to do enough to get that feeling of there. And

544
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: I want to say that I don't really relate to

545
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: all of that because for me, addiction it does feel good,

546
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: Like I don't feel you feel worse on the back end,

547
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: but at first you do feel better. I'm sorry, Like

548
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: I do feel if I shot up heroin right now,

549
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 1: I would feel fucking great. I really would first time. No,

550
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: but even people that I've watched Intervention the other night

551
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 1: and this woman that was shooting up heroin are smoking

552
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: crack every single time, you'd be like, so, it does

553
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: feel good. I think people just think that it's all

554
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: just like hell after you're addicted. People that don't understand

555
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: addiction just don't seem to like grasp why someone is.

556
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: I just don't understand how people can be mad at

557
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: drug addicts or kind of confused by them with I

558
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: know that you might not be a drug addict, but

559
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: you can look at someone on the sidewalk, like, how

560
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: can they be passed out in their own filth, you know,

561
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: dirty sandals. I was picture you know, dirty sand and

562
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: just like passed out from crack or shooting up needles

563
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: in their arm? How why would you do that? Who

564
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: would ever want to do that? Do you think that

565
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: person had a choice? Like you really think someone has

566
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: a choice of whether or not to do drugs? You're

567
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: such an idiot and you have no compassion, because why

568
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: would you ever? No one would choose that. So much

569
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: of it starts, and this happened with me. I remember

570
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: I had uh like a root canal, right or like

571
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: nothing that should have got more than five pain pills.

572
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: The ladies the dentists gave me forty oxy codein's and

573
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: then I'm like, I take like two. Next thing, you know,

574
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm going out. My tooth doesn't hurt anymore. I don't

575
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 1: even know I have teeth. And next thing I know,

576
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm I'm eating like five or six and then not

577
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just eating. I'm just taking these. I'm

578
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: not drinking, so I'm just taking and the next thing

579
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: you know, you're like, Okay, I'll just take them during

580
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: the day just to like trying, and you see how easily.

581
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: And I think that's what happens. I think people get

582
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: too Oh yeah, I can't go back. What am I

583
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: gonna Maybe if I hurt another tooth? Oh dude, if

584
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: I had to drive thirty minutes, I do it for golf.

585
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, that's true. I literally spend thousands of

586
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: dollars on gas to just get to a driving range,

587
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: to get upset, to get upset. You don't feel how much?

588
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: How do you how much? Maybe this is an addiction,

589
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: because do you feel? What is the percentage you leave

590
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: the golf course? Because we're not talking about that being

591
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: at the golf course, because you're gonna have that dopamine.

592
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: I was reading all about addiction last night. Dopamine is

593
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: the feeling that you get before you get the opioid.

594
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: So opioids go off in your brain, when you have

595
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: an orgasm, when you take the hit, when you eat

596
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: a piece of pizza and you're really hungry. Dopamine is

597
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: the feeling, is the chemical that is released on the

598
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: way to that feeling. So there's no dopamine being released,

599
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: and opioids always lead to a crash a second you you,

600
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: the first bite of pizza is going to be the

601
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: epitome of your enjoyment. It only ramps up to that

602
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: with like I'm so hungry. Oh my god, I just

603
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: ordered it, so hungry. Oh my gosh it stuff's coming

604
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: out of the kitchen. Oh it's not mine yet. Oh

605
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Oh I can smell it. Oh my gosh,

606
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: it's coming to the table. Oh my god, it's landed

607
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: on the table. Oh my god. First bite, and then

608
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: from then on, second bite, third bite down, then all

609
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: than the opioid hits than the dopamine plummets after that.

610
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: And so I'm wondering when you go to the golf course,

611
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: driving there, it's exciting getting on the course, like all

612
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: the opportunity, like the the excitement of like what could be,

613
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: and the novelty of a new place or whatever. How

614
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: often leaving a golf course do you feel great better

615
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: than when you left, better than when you arrived? Be honest, no, no, no,

616
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: of course I'll be honest. I I just it all.

617
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: There's a lot of variables. It's one thing if you're

618
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: just well, if we're going by, but there's a difference.

619
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: And if I go to a range right that I've

620
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: never been to and everything's new, Okay, No, I'm saying

621
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: that most time I'm going to a range, so I'm

622
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: not going to feel if it's a new rain. Anything

623
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: new feels good. A new golf course, but even an

624
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: old one you're going and you're excited, appreciates the happiness.

625
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: Depreciate because you keep playing the same hole and it's

626
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: you could play. Even if you play better, it doesn't

627
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 1: feel as good. Okay. So if we're going by, I

628
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: just new courses first time, all of those, the how

629
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: you feel going in? How often are you leaving them

630
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: feeling as good or better than when you came in?

631
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: I mean, again, it depends how I play, I mean,

632
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: but let's just say how often I would say, so

633
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,239
Speaker 1: when I shot the seventy six, I felt fantastic. How

634
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: often does that a new course? Probably once every like

635
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: seven times I play? Okay, let's maybe actually maybe one

636
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: every twenty. But but I practice more than I play, right,

637
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: you understand, So if practice the the end. So when

638
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 1: you first start practicing golf again, it feels good every

639
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: time you go to the range because you fucking you're

640
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: learning something new skill, you're hitting the ball in extra

641
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,719
Speaker 1: twenty yards, you're hitting it straighter. But now I'm at

642
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: the point where literally I'm so consistent that you don't

643
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: see a big wins. Well that's how I feel about

644
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: stand up. But the big wins you see though, when

645
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: you fucking have the special and you fucking realize that

646
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: word don't feel it. But but I'm just saying I'm

647
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: trying to compare it. So like when if I take

648
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: my shirt off on stage and I do something new,

649
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: that's when I field. That's when I go, oh my god,

650
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: that was amazing, like what the fund just happened? And

651
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: I leave the stage feeling the same way I felt

652
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: after the first time I did stand up, Like if

653
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: I bring a new element to it, or if I

654
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: play music on stage instead of doing stand up, like

655
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: but doing stand up, I just cannot get that dope.

656
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: It will never hit the way it did the first

657
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: time ever again. And maybe that makes people just want

658
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: to come to me. That's what mean what I was

659
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: referring to, Like that feeling, just like addicts constantly chase it,

660
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: and you know it leads to overdosing and all that stuff.

661
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. You're chasing the dret You're chasing

662
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: that initial feeling that was like, oh my god. But

663
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: did it feel good to do like the Drake stuff

664
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: the other night, or like doing new stuff like that.

665
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: That's that's fun and that gives me a thrillers. Like, no,

666
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's a negative thing. I think that

667
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: anything like the thing about the first day on a

668
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: new job that you or when you get a job,

669
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: like people forget sometimes addicted to gambling because I won

670
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: the first time I played. Yes, And then I want

671
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: to about a PlayStation. I bought a couch, and I'm like,

672
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: this is going to keep happening. Think about any times

673
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: you've gotten a call for like a gig or a job,

674
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: or you get a job that you know interview for

675
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: and you work, or you get accepted to some kind

676
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: of program in school and you like you celebrate with

677
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: your family, your family literally like we'll take you out

678
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: to dinner to celebrate, and then the job it's and

679
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: it's the it's the source of all of your misery

680
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,439
Speaker 1: and this thing that you wanted to remember. Sat down

681
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: with my dad one time and he's like, it wasn't

682
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: about stand up, was about like copyrighting. He's like, you know,

683
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: a job is just gonna any job is gonna just

684
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: feel like a job eventually. And I was like, well,

685
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: that's so that's sad. Though, Yeah, that's fucking sad, but

686
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: it's true. But it's sad, it's but that's life. I mean, anyone,

687
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 1: anyone you date that you're so excited about, you're never

688
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: going to have that initial like uh, limerence, which is

689
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: what it's called when you are just like so in

690
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: love with each other and just like everything you do

691
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 1: is adorable. You will never get that back ever with

692
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: that person. And you can tell me, oh, no, we

693
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: did well, maybe did you have an amnesia or did

694
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: the person have like like you might get it back

695
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: if there was like a near death thing and you

696
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: have like oh, or you break up and you reunite,

697
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: but you will never have that initial thing again. And

698
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 1: that is what I struggle with in relationships, is that

699
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: you will never have that first high, which is literally

700
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: the best part of falling in love. And I know

701
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: people go, no, it's the deep love that the support

702
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: you get, the probably do feel it. I get it,

703
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: but I don't know what that is, but that's what

704
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: you don't. But it is a thing that I think.

705
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: It's an excuse people give for like giving up something

706
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: that they actually do want. Um. But maybe I'm wrong.

707
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:45,959
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the news. It's the same

708
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: thing as when people go, you know, you know what

709
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: I mean. Sorry, and maybe I'm wrong here, But when

710
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: women age and they go, I actually like being older more.

711
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,919
Speaker 1: It's like, do you if you could snap your fingers,

712
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: would you not want to have tighter, younger skin. Of

713
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: course you would, or maybe not. Maybe they're maybe like

714
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: the freedom of being invisible to the world now. But

715
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,240
Speaker 1: I just think that we convince ourselves we like our situation,

716
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,439
Speaker 1: which is good. We should because you can't go back

717
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: in time. You can't get that limber inspect so you

718
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 1: have to accept it. But I think that I'm how

719
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: happy were you when your body was tight? That's what

720
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like there's always that I understand that, but

721
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: I'm just saying when people go, you know, it's actually

722
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: my life is I'm glad that that happened. Like I'm glad,

723
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: And I'm someone who always says like everything happens for

724
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: a reason. But am I Some people go, you know what,

725
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: that car accident? I really needed to wake up. And

726
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: it's like, would in another way have been cool too?

727
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 1: Did you really love that? But I feel have a

728
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: great like news story please, which kind of has to

729
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: do with this, which is very funny. But yesterday Anya

730
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 1: texted us about I don't know you you have texted

731
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: Anya and I about oxytocin. And then I went, like,

732
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 1: I started googling and stuff, and I found this article

733
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: that I think you're gonna love. It's a little bit

734
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: old news, but it's new to me. So as long

735
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: as it's real news and not fake Yeah, no, no,

736
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 1: it's it's it's based on a real study. So while

737
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:16,280
Speaker 1: studying cheating, scientists are surprised to discover how oxytocin appears

738
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: to boost men's attraction to their mate, even when presented

739
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: with pictures of other women. M hmm, okay, so it's

740
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: explain this, okay, So, um, you want to hear a

741
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: little bit about what they were doing in the study,

742
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 1: or what I'm cleaning from this is that they took

743
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: men who were in relationships, and when they tested the

744
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: men with higher levels of oxytocin when asked about how

745
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: much they love the person there with. That love was

746
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: substantially more um when shown pictures of other women even

747
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: and it's not about whether women like other women's pictures

748
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 1: make them love their women more. Okay, Under the influence

749
00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: of oxytocin, two areas of the brain responsible feelings of

750
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: reward and pleasure lit up when men saw their partners faces,

751
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: but the sight of other women had the opposite effects,

752
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: suppressing feelings of pleasure. Oh. Interesting is that no connected?

753
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: So anagamous love as time goes on and couples become

754
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: less intimate. Uh, The scientists whatever uh said that linkage

755
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: can decay because of that, but activities that release oxytocin,

756
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: such as really looking into another person's eyes, holding hands, kissing,

757
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: and having sex may help restore the connection. Yeah, so

758
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 1: it sounds like um. Oxytocin is released when you do

759
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: loving safe uh, intimate things. And so if you and

760
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: when you have a lot of oxytocin going off in

761
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 1: your brain that comes from those things, that you will

762
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: have a you won't be feel more connected and more

763
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: desirable of your partner, no matter how long you've been

764
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: with them. So what it tells us is that we

765
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: need to keep those things up of like deep eye contact,

766
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: like cuddling, touching, all those things to sustain to prevent

767
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: us from being attracted to other people. Because if the

768
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: actually it's hie from those things, you won't be attracted.

769
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be only in that moment, right,

770
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: we're not sustained. You so has like a you know,

771
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've done this with Chris or whatever, where

772
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: I'll go maybe a few weeks without you do take

773
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: your partner for granted, for like how gorgeous they are,

774
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: like how how much they make you feel happy, Like

775
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: you don't take it in, Like a lot of times

776
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 1: I don't take it in. And at times I'll just

777
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: stop and like really like like this is my person

778
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 1: and those are like loving deep love winds because you go,

779
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: you could go. I could go a couple of weeks

780
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: with my A D D brain and not really like

781
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: take her in, you know what I mean? So like

782
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: you're almost recreating that feeling in your raine of like

783
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: the first time seeing them. I don't know, it's a

784
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: weird little win I I I feel I feel that, yes, yeah,

785
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: that you I think everyone relates to that. But I

786
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 1: think that it's distance. It's like not you're not touching

787
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: them enough, You're not like stopping to actually look at them.

788
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: Like all you need to do is figure out time

789
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: to just stop and look where It's like I can't

790
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: do that because I'm on the road for fucking fourteen

791
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 1: days and I can't look at the person, I can't

792
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: touch the person. And so I always find my relationship

793
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: HiT's like really rocky territory whenever I've been gone too long,

794
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: because there's not that there's not handholding, there's not touching,

795
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: there's not eye contact, there's not all those things, and

796
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: it's like it's like first because we're usually broken by

797
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: the end of it, and so we when we see

798
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: each other it's you know, in the waiting room of

799
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: our our couple's counselor, and it's like awkward because at

800
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: the end of a trip along trip like it's it's

801
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,280
Speaker 1: gone from being like, oh I miss you, so watch

802
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: very good and at the end of fourteen day trip

803
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: you're coming out of it and you're used, there's some

804
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: conflict that hasn't been appropriately addressed on both sides, and

805
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 1: then it's just it's fraid because you you don't even

806
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: you can't even picture the person, you can't smell the person,

807
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: you can't So it's just like I don't even care

808
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: about working it out with this person because I'm not

809
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: connected to them in any way. They're literally a stranger

810
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: to me because their body chemistry is so the other night,

811
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 1: I like had Chris's shirt and I was just smelling

812
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: it because I haven't seen him forever. So I was

813
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: just trying to remember, like get those oxytocin and chemicals

814
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 1: so that my brain would remember I love this person,

815
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: I'm connected to this person, like I would do anything

816
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: to work out at a difference with this person. And

817
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: I think that that's when like little arguments can just

818
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: turn into like, well then we shouldn't be together because

819
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: you forget how bonded you are because you don't have that.

820
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,439
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's good won or not good or bad.

821
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 1: But to go from like fourteen days off and then

822
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: the first time is couples counts like it seems like

823
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: another not extreme, but like it's not like we planned

824
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: it that way. It's like we don't have time in

825
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,919
Speaker 1: our lives to fit in a couple's counseling except one

826
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 1: when we're both not working. I mean you trying to

827
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 1: be with someone who has our work hours from four

828
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: thirty am until eleven am, and then you have to

829
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: work from eleven am until six pm. So it's and

830
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: then that person has to go to bed because if

831
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: they get up at four, So it's hard. It's really hard.

832
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: I think that. But it's so true that it's touch,

833
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: eye contact and love making that that make you have

834
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: those that's the that feeling in your brain, that fuzzy

835
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: feeling that makes you go like I love them, and

836
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 1: just sharing emotionally sharing, even like someone being like I

837
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: don't know. Whenever I hear my partner be like you know,

838
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: like I love you and or like I it really

839
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: feels good to hear that, like talking about his feelings.

840
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: I am like any issue I have with our relationship

841
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: literally evaporates, like it like it can be. I can

842
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: be like in a swarm of mosquitoes of like things

843
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm annoyed at, and they will all be completely zapped

844
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 1: and fall to the the floor dead the second he goes

845
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: I'm feeling really I feel really good about what we've

846
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: talked about, or like just says some feelings I don't

847
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: know why it's so erotic to me, or it's so

848
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: soothing to me, it's so like reassuring to me. It

849
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: just makes me feel like I could put up with anything.

850
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: But I know that's I mean, that's the double yed sword, though,

851
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: is like is it is it a drug? Is it

852
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: just an am I just like la la la la la?

853
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: Like am I googly heart? At least have half the

854
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: mosquitoes still around? Right? No? They go for me. It's

855
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: all the mosquitoes. I am so black and white. It

856
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: sucks because it's so polar. It's like a sense of

857
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: um approval that whatever it was that you discussed or

858
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: worked on was the right way to go. And then like,

859
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: you know, he's definitely on the same page as you. Yeah,

860
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 1: I think it's like an understanding or just like I

861
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: just want someone to when I feel like my feelings

862
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 1: have been addressed and like that I'm not crazy for

863
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: my feelings and that you know, I get him to

864
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: a place of understanding that I'm not trying to be mean,

865
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be evasive, I'm not trying to lie.

866
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm just like I'm feeling anxious or I'm feeling scared,

867
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: or like if he knows the root of it, which

868
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: isn't this nefarious route, Because I think a lot of

869
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: times in relationships, not just mine, you get into fights

870
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 1: where someone thinks the other person is like trying to

871
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 1: dodge or like avoid, or like trick the other person

872
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:37,240
Speaker 1: or deceive for my own well being, when really, anytime

873
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: I am ever being a little bit um obtuse or

874
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: like a little bit avoidance, it's because I'm doing it

875
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: for not just for me. I mean it is for me,

876
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 1: but it's because I want that person to love me.

877
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 1: I'm trying to avoid that person hating me. And it's

878
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, it's kind of like pat Riso

879
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: Neil's bit of like we cheat for you, wait for you.

880
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm not saying like, oh I get to lie

881
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: and be to sea because I'm I'm trying to keep you.

882
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: But I do feel like there's sometimes in my relationship

883
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: or even in hearing my friends relationships, where I'm like,

884
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: the thing he's getting mad at you about or the

885
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: thing you're mad at him about, don't you realize he's

886
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: only doing that because he wants to stay with you,

887
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 1: like he's trying. Does that make any sense to you

888
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: guys like they're doing that thing not to hurt you.

889
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: They're doing it there like, I'm not telling you the

890
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: truth about this thing because I think that if you

891
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: find out, you'll hate me forever and not want to

892
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 1: be with me. When I know the thing that I

893
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: might be lying about or evading the truth about isn't

894
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: really a deal breaker and shouldn't be a reason you

895
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: hate me. If I'm cheating on you, yeah, I feel

896
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: like you should probably find that out and leave me.

897
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: But if something, if I'm not telling you something that

898
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: I think you'll just be so disgusted by or so

899
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: just like kind of gross out by, and maybe I'm

900
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: gross out about it by myself too, I'm doing it

901
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: because I don't think it's something that you need to

902
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 1: know about, and it your response, I don't trust your

903
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: response because I don't trust obviously, and I might have

904
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: feelings that I'm inherently unlovable, and I think that that

905
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 1: detail might bring out your disgust with me in a

906
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: way that you'll reject me. But I'm doing it because

907
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: I want you to love me, and like, so if

908
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: you're worried that I'm trying to get away from you

909
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: or like do or hurt you. It's actually the opposite.

910
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,240
Speaker 1: My only concern would be if I was doing something

911
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: to get someone else to love me, right, but it

912
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 1: wasn't being true to whatever I thought I was. Then

913
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: I feel like over time I'm hurting myself and has

914
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: nothing to even do it. Well, that's without saying I

915
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 1: feel like that's I mean obviously, yeah, I mean, I'm

916
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: saying I'm not talking about excuse the person who's lying

917
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: to you or evading things and let them do that.

918
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: Just start from a place of of course they shouldn't

919
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 1: be doing this. Let's get to a place where we

920
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: can totally be honest with one another and transparent and

921
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: no one gets hurt. But acknowledge that the root of

922
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 1: this is this person being scared that you'll leave them

923
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: and that they'll lose you, and if you can, it's

924
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: not good that they're doing it. Yes, we need to

925
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: get at the we need to stop doing this. I

926
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: don't want to be someone who has to, like you know,

927
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: of avoid certain truths about myself. But if I do

928
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: it and I get caught, know that I'm trying in

929
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: my own way to figure out a way to do it.

930
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to keep you. It's it's my

931
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: it's my weakest self, giving into my fears of abandonment.

932
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 1: So yes, it is not a good thing to do.

933
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to be someone who is pretending to

934
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: be a different version of someone so that I can

935
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: keep a guy. I would love to be myself, Like

936
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 1: that's my goal in every aspect of my life. For me,

937
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: in relationships, it's really really difficult because I think I'm gross,

938
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm too masculine. I have really really weird anxieties that

939
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: make people uh their lives feel burdened by them. I

940
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: have my whole life like everything I'm scared of or

941
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: everything that I'm like anxious about takes the fun out

942
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 1: of things. For Okay, so everyone can't go and roller

943
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: coaster because Nikki doesn't want to go on it. Okay, well,

944
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: I guess we can't go to that thing because Nicki

945
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: scared of fireworks. Oh we can't do that because Nicki's

946
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: scared of the highway. Now we all have to like

947
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: tend to her needs and it's so annoying. It's never

948
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 1: met with like, what's going on here, I'm so sorry

949
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: you're feeling this way or that you have to you

950
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: have to act this irrational way because you're in pain.

951
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 1: It's it's never that, it's like, why are you doing this?

952
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,359
Speaker 1: Why are you trying to ruin our time? Why are

953
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: you lying to me? It's never why wait, why are

954
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: you doing this? Like? Can I understand? Like? Are you

955
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: in pain? What are you avoiding? Like? Do you not

956
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: think I won't love you on the other side of this,

957
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: because I do love you. I want to make you

958
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 1: feel safe. It's always just like, why did you do that?

959
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: You're a bad person, You're an anxious person. You need

960
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: to make everything about you. Oh, Nikki scared of air shows,

961
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: so the whole family can't go to air shows. How

962
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: about I'm scared of air shows, so maybe tell me

963
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: some facts about air shows to make my irrational fears

964
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 1: a little better. Why don't we go through the facts

965
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: about That's like the bus incident, Yester, you know this weekend,

966
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: so scared of writing in those fucking busses and I

967
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: was going to cancel it, and then Kristen goes, why

968
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: don't you have Jen my assistant, ask about the schedule

969
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 1: of the busses, and like, you know, the protocol for

970
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: the bus drivers and then all of a sudden, I

971
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 1: was like, wait, you can do that, and it was

972
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 1: like information sets me free, or like compassion or someone

973
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: just being like, oh I have I have irrational fears

974
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 1: about this other thing. Let's talk about it as opposed

975
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: to Nikki is weird, because not only do I feel weird,

976
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: but I I think I grew up as a child

977
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: just feeling like all of my fears. People thought I

978
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: was trying to get attention, which maybe I was subconsciously.

979
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was, or that I was trying

980
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: to be the center of attention, which, let me tell you,

981
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: maybe that's a little bit of my goal now because

982
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian and trying to you know, a famous person,

983
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: so obviously that's a goal. When I was a kid,

984
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: I did not want I hated that I went the

985
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: bed and that I was scared of IMAX movies and

986
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: I was scared of movies and like I was scared

987
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: of ghosts, had to sleep on those are all embarrassing.

988
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 1: I wasn't like I can't wait to be like I'm

989
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: not a one of these girls. It's like I hate

990
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 1: the word moist. That's my personality. I wish I wasn't

991
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: like anxious and scared. I hate these things about myself.

992
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: So when so I think I still struggle with when

993
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: I have anxieties. I think sometimes or things when you

994
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: have anxieties trying to think how to phrase like you

995
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: put on a front that like I don't give a

996
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: fuck when you might give all the fox, and I think,

997
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: like as a friend of yours, like sometimes I don't

998
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: really know that it's coming from a place of fear

999
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: or like why you're acting in a certain way, So

1000
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: like I don't really because it doesn't feel vote like

1001
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 1: for you know, like I don't know there could be

1002
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: I can't think of an example right now, but like

1003
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: just like a little thing where like instead of like

1004
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 1: you being like, well, I'm actually just afraid of it,

1005
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: it's it's more like it stronger, So like I don't

1006
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 1: know exactly something, but that's what I'm saying. That's exactly

1007
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Is like when when I do react

1008
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: in a way that like maybe I lash out at

1009
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:02,800
Speaker 1: someone or something, and yeah, that's it's inexcusable. I definitely

1010
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: deserved to give an apology to whoever I'm doing that too.

1011
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: But when people lash out or when people scream or

1012
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: like even hit someone, you have to understand that that

1013
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: is coming from a place of intense fear, and you,

1014
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 1: like I even sometimes you need to try. Everyone needs

1015
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: to try to try to That's what I do. Try

1016
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: to do it. I apologize that I go to therapy,

1017
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 1: I meditate, I read books like That's the thing when

1018
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: people go, well, Nikki, this just gives you an excuse

1019
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: to just be a bit all the time because you're you. Oh,

1020
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 1: you had fears as a child, and you weren't you

1021
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,439
Speaker 1: weren't cared for enough as a child. That just gives

1022
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,720
Speaker 1: you an excuse to be a terrible adult, a drug addict,

1023
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: anything you want, because you go, my child and I

1024
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,280
Speaker 1: didn't get enough love. I have anxieties. It's not an excuse.

1025
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: All I'm asking for and if I'm able to even

1026
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: acknowledge that, that means I'm doing work that I'm trying

1027
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 1: and I can't fix it overnight. And I'm not asking

1028
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: for everyone to forgive me whenever I transgress or whenever

1029
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: I lash out in a way that you know I

1030
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: I don't have a plan. I'm trying my best. It's

1031
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: just and even if I'm not trying my best. There's

1032
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: also probably a reason for that, like not everyone can

1033
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 1: go to therapy, not everyone can meditate, Like there are

1034
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 1: things that people can't do. I just I wish I

1035
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: need to do it myself. I want everyone to have

1036
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: more compassion for everyone. Even before when I said you

1037
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: were an idiot that you don't understand addicts, if you're

1038
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: some someone who doesn't understand addicts and has no compassion

1039
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: for them, I actually don't think you're an idiot. I

1040
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: feel sorry that I'm not feel sorry for you, but

1041
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 1: I understand that you have you were raised, and you

1042
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: have a brain that's different, that doesn't maybe have as

1043
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: much empathy as another person, which is something you can

1044
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: learn because I had to learn empathy, so I have

1045
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: empathy even for you, so you can extend it to anyone.

1046
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: I just wish I would get it a little bit

1047
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: more often in my life because I think that, Um,

1048
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:55,479
Speaker 1: I just I'm just like realizing I I at my core,

1049
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a bad person. I feel like

1050
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: I'm self serving. I feel like I'm a narcissist. I

1051
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: feel like everyone things like oh, Nikki just makes up

1052
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: things so she can get attention, and because she's being

1053
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: a widow baby. And the truth is, even if I

1054
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: am doing that, which I truly do not think I

1055
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: am on any level, that's the sad thing to do.

1056
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: And someone should feel sorry for me that I do that.

1057
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: Like when girls are like, even girls are like, I

1058
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: hate moist, don't say it. That girl is I know

1059
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 1: it's annoying, but she just wants attention. This poor girl.

1060
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: How sad is it that that's how someone is going

1061
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: about getting love that they don't like the word moist? Like,

1062
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:36,320
Speaker 1: even that is sad. You gotta go to and we're back.

1063
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: We're back. It's time for Wednesday's wild Card segment. Um,

1064
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: it is time for Andrews Sink Short Story Circles segment.

1065
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: You know, I really can bring it together when I want.

1066
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: You know, it was how many takes to that take?

1067
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,319
Speaker 1: I think that was two? Yeah, it's pretty quick. It

1068
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 1: was quick when I turned. It's funny because the thing

1069
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: we wanted you to do, which was like have a

1070
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 1: lisp and kind of slur it, that's usually the thing

1071
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 1: that you would make you do another take, So it

1072
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 1: makes sense we asked you to fuck it off. I

1073
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: mean yeah, I mean it's I didn't have to get

1074
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: method for that. You know it's already there on the surface. Um, okay,

1075
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: So what's today's story and why Well we were talking yesterday.

1076
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: I think we never got to the dentist thing that

1077
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: but you said that you had. You were like, oh,

1078
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: I have a dentist story, and you said, we don't

1079
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 1: have time. And then Noah was like, oh tomorrow, let's

1080
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: do this. When you're poor in New York and you're

1081
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: picking up dogship for a living, and you have a

1082
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: no dental insurance and you have a tooth problem and

1083
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:47,879
Speaker 1: you can't get to Mexico. You can't even find Little

1084
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: Mexico in New York. You can't even get there. Where

1085
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: would that be south? So so I was fucked. I

1086
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: was like, I went to a dentist. They're like, I

1087
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: had a root. Now that the route whatever came out.

1088
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,439
Speaker 1: So there was a hole in my teeth that came out.

1089
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So you could get so that the

1090
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 1: cap came off. The cap came off an old do

1091
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 1: you know that you're route that the cap is just

1092
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: covering a giant hole. You could then get to the nerve.

1093
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: So then everything the nerve's gone on a root canal. Buddy, Okay,

1094
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 1: so maybe this was, but it could cause infection of

1095
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 1: just like food packing up in there, trying to think

1096
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: what exactly because the root canal I do believe takes

1097
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 1: out them. It does. But for some reason I was

1098
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: having a ton of pain. Maybe it was another nerve, however,

1099
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 1: was I was in a ship ton of pain? It

1100
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: was like you doing O oragel? Thank thank God for

1101
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: ambasol and oragel. Can I just say someone who went

1102
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: braces and who also I know it? Probably? Oh it's

1103
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: good for two seconds. It's like juicy fruit. I put

1104
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: so much of that in the You know what I

1105
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 1: would do? That was really disgusting. Wait, I could probably guess.

1106
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 1: Can you give me some clues. Well, let's say I

1107
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 1: had a hole in my mouth stuff it with um. Okay,

1108
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: let's say it was stuff with food. What would I

1109
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,720
Speaker 1: used to take that food out? A key, A straw,

1110
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: I wish a straw, toothpick, A toothpick, that's a normal thing.

1111
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 1: What do you think Andrew did a piece just a

1112
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 1: lamb in it? Like Bill would know? People, I just

1113
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: ran off the road. No, it's okay, listen, think about

1114
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: how dirty of course, because your brain why would you

1115
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: I've done disgusting stuff. I will not I will know

1116
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: it's bad. It's you always a dollar, and that would

1117
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: be weird if you got it out with your um

1118
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,399
Speaker 1: you can scoffle you want to. Andrew's struggle here. But

1119
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 1: when you're depressed and like you do not care about

1120
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: self care, especially when you have a tooth pain, that

1121
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 1: pain is so gnawing that you don't even have the

1122
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: wherewithal to be like this could be dirty. He just

1123
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: wanted out it's dirty. Two um so minutes. It was

1124
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 1: one year for each tooth minus seven um so. I

1125
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:20,439
Speaker 1: went so my cousin Neil. He's a dentist. Oh my god,

1126
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 1: well i'll tell you after the show. But so he

1127
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: he's a dentist, but he's not like a third like

1128
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 1: I needed an oral surgeon for this. He's like, I

1129
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: could do it for like a hundred hundred bucks. So

1130
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 1: I go to my cousin Neils and I'm like, okay, well,

1131
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'll have some of the materials. I'm like, dude,

1132
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,479
Speaker 1: this motherfucker took my twoth he had to take out,

1133
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: so they're still part of your tooth in there, but

1134
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 1: it is that's a Mohler Like that's like you can't

1135
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: like just get it. This motherfucker. I can't even explain

1136
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 1: to you. He numbs it up. So he gives you

1137
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: the local does give me. Yeah, He's like you just

1138
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,439
Speaker 1: take a little were jealous, that's all you got. It's

1139
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 1: like he's like bite on this spoon essentially, and he's

1140
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: fucking using I don't even know what instrument it is,

1141
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: just like like a fucking yeah yeah, he's a dentist.

1142
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: And he's like he's using like a wrench like an

1143
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: old school like like a thing to get horseshoes off.

1144
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: And he's just like fucking like, I'm telling you, I'm

1145
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: not I'm not exaggerating. He's putting some forty minutes into it.

1146
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: He's great. He's sweating, and I'm in like his office,

1147
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 1: which feels like yeah yeah yeah without yeah. So so

1148
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 1: he's like feed me, see mall and he's sucking, grinding,

1149
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 1: like I'm telling you like that, you know I'm pressure

1150
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 1: and um, but I'm telling me, is he playing You're

1151
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 1: a crazy bit butcher? Fuck I'm rock hard. It's pretty cool.

1152
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 1: And so like I got another fucking canal. You can

1153
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: take stuff. And so anyway, So he's fucking grinding and

1154
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: he finally like, I'm telling I figured in this attic

1155
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: the Dennis also has soft rock playing like Michael that

1156
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: Michael McDonald dot dot. He's like, so, how's your mother?

1157
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: He's doing all right. I'm like, dude, just get my

1158
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 1: He puts the TV on in the corner. Just let

1159
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 1: me show you some old photos of your of your

1160
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 1: O'donald show is playing. That's always what was playing. Okay, going,

1161
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: we used to play baseball and flushing at that park

1162
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: and yeah, and so he finally gets it out and

1163
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 1: like it was insane. I left there like feeling like

1164
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 1: I was abused for like a like like a like

1165
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: a like water boarded but some kind of Yeah. And

1166
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 1: I left there and I was like, this is why poverty,

1167
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: Like it really hit me, like if you don't have money,

1168
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 1: like that's the surface. Yeah. And I love him and

1169
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 1: he's a good dentist. You should go to him as

1170
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 1: a dentist. As an oral having to do this which

1171
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 1: is outside like this, he's my cousin. Oh, it's your cousin. God.

1172
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 1: It sounds like a scene from the Nick. Yeah, it

1173
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: sounds terrible. I mean, can you imagine they used to

1174
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: do surgeries with no an I mean a childbirth, even

1175
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: with no like just in every movie it's like, here's

1176
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 1: so simple whiskey. You bite on this fucking belt or

1177
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 1: spoon and we're gonna cut your leg off. And my

1178
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 1: mom always braggs that she didn't have This is a

1179
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: joke from my act from a while ago. But my mom,

1180
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 1: it's true. My mom had natural child Yea, my mom

1181
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 1: um said that when my mom always likes to bragg

1182
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 1: that whendn't she give birth to me and my sister that, um,

1183
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: she didn't know drugs, didn't use any drugs. What's the

1184
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 1: punch line? She drank alcohol, no drugs, didn't take any drugs.

1185
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: Uh no. But during my conception I needed drugs, needed

1186
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 1: all of them. But when I was to see she

1187
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 1: was fucked up, she had a spinal tap. Final thought,

1188
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, it reminded me when you're saying

1189
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 1: that when they were giving me the novocaine yesterday to

1190
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: shoot into my like when they do, they go, it's

1191
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: gonna be a little pinch, you know, when they shoot

1192
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 1: it all in there to numb it up. He gave

1193
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 1: me a he tried, he did a vibrator. He was like,

1194
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna vibrate and use this vibrator he said, vibrator,

1195
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 1: which I was just like that word, like you just

1196
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 1: like don't ye sax rock hard cock. But it is

1197
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 1: good because they used to do that at my arm

1198
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 1: for pain. If you distract the body by like what

1199
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: you do with your yes, it's distracting the pain. Like

1200
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 1: when I used to get Brazilian waxes. I used to

1201
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 1: go to this Indian threading place. I wasn't It was

1202
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,440
Speaker 1: a wax for your pussy, but threading for your eyebrows.

1203
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: And in the back room they did waxes and this

1204
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 1: sweet woman used to when she would be she would

1205
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,439
Speaker 1: rip it off and then she would just like this

1206
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: on my thigh like rub it. Yeah, she would uh

1207
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: wipe on white boff just really fast, and it was

1208
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 1: just like it would feel so nurturing and like nice

1209
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: that there was like some other like feeling happening. So

1210
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: did he vibrate wild? He was distracted? He was, you

1211
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:23,640
Speaker 1: let me know if it helps, and I was like,

1212
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: I can't really tell because I didn't have it without it,

1213
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean, it's just the more stuff going on.

1214
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 1: The less you're gonna focus on. That's when you have

1215
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 1: a vibrator when you're having sex. Do you feel the

1216
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 1: penis less? Yes, because it would be more stimulation, you know,

1217
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 1: so like you you have, but it all together feels. Yeah.

1218
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: So like if you're doing a pie chart and you're

1219
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: only having your clip rub, the whole thing is going

1220
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: to be clip and maybe like a little bit will

1221
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: be like whatever noises you're hearing. Another thing will be

1222
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 1: like the pressure of his body on you. And then

1223
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 1: you add another stimulus. It's going to take up more

1224
01:02:58,520 --> 01:02:59,959
Speaker 1: of the pie chart, but you're not going to feel

1225
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 1: that part of the pie as much if it was

1226
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 1: the whole pie. Yes, yes, the whole pie would be

1227
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,919
Speaker 1: like all all of the fields. And then um yeah.

1228
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 1: And then there was another thing you said that reminded

1229
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: me of something else. Fucking vibrator teeth, novacane no vacane

1230
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: um yeah, just opioids, Um yeah, we got we were talking.

1231
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 1: It was interesting for me to learn the difference between

1232
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 1: dopamine and then opioids and having like dopamine is yes,

1233
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 1: the pleasure leading up to it, which I've always thought

1234
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: about that when you get a notification, they always say

1235
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 1: that's a shot of dopamine, that's opioid. Yeah, or it

1236
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,200
Speaker 1: would be maybe it could be like the I mean,

1237
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's a mixture of both, but it's two

1238
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: different chemicals. And the dopamine is really like the anticipation,

1239
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 1: the like, like what the excitement when you're when you're

1240
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 1: feeling excited about something, and then the dopamine and then

1241
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 1: the opioid is the rush of like ah, fought like

1242
01:03:56,360 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: relief that that that anticipation is finally and then after

1243
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:04,160
Speaker 1: that dopamine. So the dopamine is when you post, when

1244
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 1: you're about to post something and you're getting your post ready,

1245
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 1: and the opioid is like the first of like thirty

1246
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 1: six likes within a second, and you're like, Okay, this

1247
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: is gonna be it. But it's psychology and instagram Instagram terms.

1248
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean it's it's so that one

1249
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: book that I read at the beginning of the pandemic

1250
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 1: that was called um It was like about addiction. Joe

1251
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 1: Rogan had posted on his thing and I just downloaded immediately,

1252
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:31,280
Speaker 1: but it was about phone addiction and technology addiction, and

1253
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 1: boy do they have it. I mean, we already know

1254
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: this from watching that one documentary on Netflix that they did. Yeah,

1255
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:43,320
Speaker 1: the documentary, the Albert Brooks documentary. He's all that on Netflix. No,

1256
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: it's um the social thank you about how these people

1257
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 1: they've hired people who work in casinos to figure out that. Like,

1258
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 1: that's what candy Crush is addictive because when the way

1259
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: the star lights up, the way the sound, the way

1260
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 1: the star will everything, it's and that's why wort All

1261
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 1: was so cool because he did not want to make

1262
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 1: it addictive. He wanted, well, that's why because people have

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01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 1: a normal relationship with it. And candy Crush is all

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01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 1: about money. I mean, I'm sorry these I'm really disgusted

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01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: by consumerism and capitalism at this point in my life.

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01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 1: I just think everything is about how much money you

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01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 1: can make. Like, oh, Wendy Williams, I just saw this headline.

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01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:31,520
Speaker 1: Her show got canceled because she wasn't showing up puting

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01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: into podcasting, and now she's going into she's getting a show.

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01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:36,919
Speaker 1: It's serious. And her her line, which maybe she said

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01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,680
Speaker 1: more stuff so I don't want to, you know, take

1272
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 1: it totally out of context. But I think she's someone

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01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:44,840
Speaker 1: who represents just do whatever you can to get more money,

1274
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 1: say whatever you want to get more money. If you know,

1275
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 1: bad press is good press, doesn't matter who you hurt,

1276
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 1: what you say. She's not the one who really thinks

1277
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: before she talks. I definitely have that in my system too.

1278
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 1: But she said her response was, which is such a trumpion, Like,

1279
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:04,040
Speaker 1: just don't worry anything that's rejected me, anything that's failed,

1280
01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 1: it's it's good. I didn't even want it anyway, or

1281
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 1: it was a lie, you know, like anything no defeat,

1282
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 1: there's never You've never made a mistake in your life. Literally,

1283
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 1: can you please, can anyone give me an example? I

1284
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: would love one of Donald Trump admitting that's somewhere he

1285
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,840
Speaker 1: has made a mistake, that he has been fallible, even

1286
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 1: in the slightest ever. If you would send me an example,

1287
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: I would really love it, and it would give me

1288
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: some compassion for him. But Wendy Williams said, I, um,

1289
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,880
Speaker 1: you know, uh going to serious? Um? Actually this is

1290
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 1: a pretty good Wendy Williams And I don't know where

1291
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to serious. And I just want to say

1292
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:45,040
Speaker 1: that I am making more money than I would ever

1293
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:49,280
Speaker 1: make doing that TV show, So it's good. Like it

1294
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 1: was just about money, It's like what happened to I

1295
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 1: don't know. I liked having a TV show, all the

1296
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: people that worked on it with me. I'm sad to

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01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,240
Speaker 1: see it go. Man, this sucks from what I read,

1298
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: from what I read about this story, because I was

1299
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 1: thinking about doing it for news. For um, why do

1300
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 1: I care? She did say that podcasting is more simpler

1301
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 1: than TV, and she was like, over, I like that

1302
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 1: that whole production, But I just hate this thing of like, oh,

1303
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,080
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, I'm going to make more money there anyway,

1304
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,640
Speaker 1: Like since what so then why don't you just marry

1305
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 1: the richest guy and not even care about love or whatever?

1306
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:23,080
Speaker 1: Like why do was it? Everything just motivated by oh, well,

1307
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm making more money, so it doesn't even matter. I

1308
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:27,240
Speaker 1: can just you know, my whole family died in that

1309
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 1: house fire, but you know what they cost money, So

1310
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 1: I'm going to make more money now in the future,

1311
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 1: like my next house is gonna be That's how people.

1312
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 1: That's how much insurance money I got. Yeah, okay on

1313
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: psychiatrist call. But it just reminds me of clicks. And

1314
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:43,680
Speaker 1: And there was this person that went against Dave Portnoy

1315
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 1: from barstool, and she actually had some really valid points,

1316
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 1: but really went after like the strong headline. And when

1317
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:52,560
Speaker 1: he interviewed her, she was just hon and she goes, look,

1318
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 1: I just knew would get a lot of clicks. And

1319
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 1: he had no defense because she was just so honest,

1320
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:00,640
Speaker 1: Like this is it. This is the old we live in.

1321
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 1: But that's the problem that everything that's about clicks, and

1322
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,840
Speaker 1: then you get treated better and more clicks you get.

1323
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 1: It's not about how good the substance is. No, and

1324
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: that's what all people care about because clicks equal money.

1325
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: But like, start paying attention to what people, the decisions

1326
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 1: people make, what they do. I just want to say

1327
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 1: one less thing because I'm actually I have time to

1328
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:23,840
Speaker 1: do it. No. Um uh, last night I got so

1329
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 1: I came across I was watching Our Books movie and

1330
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 1: I was on my computer and I saw um Daily

1331
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 1: Mail like buried deep down, which is I barely read

1332
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,600
Speaker 1: the Daily Man because it's so right wing leaning that

1333
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 1: it grosses me out. But they do have the best

1334
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:39,960
Speaker 1: paparazzi shots and stuff. But there was this article that

1335
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:42,160
Speaker 1: said UM, and I sent it to him. Let me

1336
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 1: just send show this picture. Hold on, I just want

1337
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:48,880
Speaker 1: to talk about this um really quickly. Um So yeah,

1338
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,400
Speaker 1: a double final thought. Um I sent him a thing.

1339
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:54,840
Speaker 1: It said, whopper of a donation. David Spade gives five

1340
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:57,599
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to underappreciated Burger King employe who has never

1341
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,639
Speaker 1: missed a day's work, but was rewarded with a Measley

1342
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:03,200
Speaker 1: can measly candy goodie bag. On his twenty seventh year anniversary,

1343
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,000
Speaker 1: David Spade surprised a hard working Burger King employee with

1344
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:08,679
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. Um Spade sent forward a sweet direct

1345
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,840
Speaker 1: message via Instagram that read keep up the good work

1346
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,680
Speaker 1: twenty seven years. In response, according to a screenshot of

1347
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:18,160
Speaker 1: their exchange obtained by TMZ, he replied, holy shit, dude,

1348
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,960
Speaker 1: three shocked face emojis. The fast food worker also expressed

1349
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,840
Speaker 1: he couldn't believe Spade's kindness and was looking forward to

1350
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:26,920
Speaker 1: using some of his paid time off. Um Ford went

1351
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,679
Speaker 1: viral earlier this week, so he posted this video about

1352
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 1: like I've worked for for twenty seven years. They I've

1353
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,519
Speaker 1: never missed a day and this is what I get

1354
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: for like my anniversary, like this goodie bag. And so

1355
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:41,679
Speaker 1: Spade saw this and not to get any press, like really,

1356
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: I know that you might roll your eyes at that

1357
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:46,400
Speaker 1: not you, but like the listener. And so I wrote

1358
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:48,040
Speaker 1: to him and I go, this was really fucking cool

1359
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 1: because it was buried. It wasn't like this wasn't top

1360
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:53,479
Speaker 1: headline nose. No, you probably saw it did have it

1361
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,160
Speaker 1: in because the guy screenshot at it and then put

1362
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,720
Speaker 1: it on. So he originally tiktoked about being Yeah, he

1363
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:03,400
Speaker 1: took talked it. Also should add that he had he

1364
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,400
Speaker 1: has a go fund me that raised a lot of

1365
01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:08,519
Speaker 1: money from from people who saw his story, aside from

1366
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 1: from David Spade. Yes that he's putting to his grandchild's

1367
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 1: college tuition. Um uh my point I was supposed to.

1368
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 1: I really sucked up anyway, so I can probably get

1369
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,479
Speaker 1: on the last half hour. Um, but I wanted to

1370
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,600
Speaker 1: say that. I wrote to Spade and I said, you know,

1371
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:29,720
Speaker 1: this is so cool and he was like, yeah, that's

1372
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:31,439
Speaker 1: why I do it, you know, so it'll get out,

1373
01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:32,840
Speaker 1: And he was like, no, it's I go, it's really

1374
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:34,719
Speaker 1: cool because it's an amount of money that can change

1375
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,559
Speaker 1: that person's life, Like five thousand dollars is a fun

1376
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:40,560
Speaker 1: ton of money, not just I mean to anyone, but

1377
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:44,599
Speaker 1: especially to someone who's a minimum wage. I don't want

1378
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,040
Speaker 1: to say minimum, he's probably had a little bit of

1379
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:49,160
Speaker 1: a raise in twenty seven years, but maybe not. But anyway,

1380
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 1: um Spade wrote back and was like, we just got

1381
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:55,439
Speaker 1: into this exchange about um how much money he's given

1382
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 1: over He's like, listen, he goes, it is You're like,

1383
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 1: he goes, You're right, because this feels so much better

1384
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,720
Speaker 1: to give this because of all the clicks, No, but

1385
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:08,439
Speaker 1: because it is actually I see where, I see where

1386
01:11:08,439 --> 01:11:11,840
Speaker 1: it's going. I see how great it's making this guy's life,

1387
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:15,519
Speaker 1: how how appreciated it is. How he's like, I've donated

1388
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,200
Speaker 1: this amount of money to the Red Cross for the hurricanes,

1389
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:19,960
Speaker 1: this amount of money for the Red Cross for the earthquakes,

1390
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:23,320
Speaker 1: this amount of money to you know, California firefighters for

1391
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:27,120
Speaker 1: the fires, this amount like it was so much money.

1392
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,360
Speaker 1: Like I just have to say, he's one of the

1393
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:33,439
Speaker 1: most generous people celebrities I have ever heard of. He

1394
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,200
Speaker 1: has never once told me about any of the stuff.

1395
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 1: There's no data about him donating all this. It's not,

1396
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 1: you know, just for tax write of purposes. He has

1397
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: donated so much. But he's right, Like, when I donate

1398
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 1: a big amount to somewhere, I'm like, it's probably just

1399
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:47,719
Speaker 1: going to buy paper cups for their meeting that they're having,

1400
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:52,800
Speaker 1: about planning a party, like about the government about giving

1401
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:56,120
Speaker 1: taxes because they don't know where it's going, they don't trust.

1402
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:58,400
Speaker 1: But if you could see where it goes specifically, and

1403
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:00,280
Speaker 1: you get a little TikTok video being like they keep

1404
01:12:00,479 --> 01:12:03,800
Speaker 1: your money. Now we now have a pothole, like you

1405
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:07,760
Speaker 1: killed in this pole. But I really want to start

1406
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:12,160
Speaker 1: doing that more often, Like I pledge as a celebrity

1407
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:14,479
Speaker 1: that gets paid more money than I probably deserve to

1408
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:18,000
Speaker 1: be paid because I'm lucky. I want to start doing

1409
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,600
Speaker 1: these tips and I'm not going to do it for

1410
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,519
Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to say this. I just think

1411
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:24,360
Speaker 1: that everyone can add an extra five dollar tips sometimes

1412
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 1: if you can afford it, and even five dollars on

1413
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:29,640
Speaker 1: I've said this before. When you're a waitress and you

1414
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,920
Speaker 1: have a someone's bought a thing and you get five

1415
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:37,920
Speaker 1: dollars as the tip, an extra five dollars a tip

1416
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:41,000
Speaker 1: is enough to literally put a skip in your step

1417
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:43,840
Speaker 1: and make you like, wow, I just got an extra

1418
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:47,680
Speaker 1: tables worth of money for and it's five dollars. So

1419
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,840
Speaker 1: you have the ability. Everyone has the ability to do

1420
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:51,800
Speaker 1: this during the day, and if you don't have money,

1421
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,439
Speaker 1: you can do it with compliments. And by the way,

1422
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:55,800
Speaker 1: men need compliments, is what I've learned being around a

1423
01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:59,120
Speaker 1: bunch of men lately. They need compliments. So, Andrew, your

1424
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:02,599
Speaker 1: facial hair is in great with your beard and your mustache.

1425
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:05,040
Speaker 1: I really like the look. I missed the mustache a

1426
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:09,000
Speaker 1: little bit, but you know he'll come back. Um, you

1427
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:10,960
Speaker 1: look handsome today, so I just need you to know

1428
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:14,240
Speaker 1: that you're a handsome guy. We gotta go. Instead of

1429
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:17,920
Speaker 1: doing raps, we're gonna sing songs. This is where I

1430
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:21,080
Speaker 1: sucked up. This is where I went wrong. I was

1431
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:24,720
Speaker 1: supposed to have a psychiatric meeting with my psychiatrist. I

1432
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:27,280
Speaker 1: only go to him every couple of months, or maybe

1433
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:30,639
Speaker 1: every nine months, to get my medications back on track

1434
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:33,200
Speaker 1: and to make him make some money so that he

1435
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: doesn't just keep writing descriptions for and I'm sending descriptions

1436
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:39,360
Speaker 1: instead of prescriptions. So then I scheduled this meeting, and

1437
01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:41,400
Speaker 1: I thought I'd go in person because I haven't seen

1438
01:13:41,479 --> 01:13:43,160
Speaker 1: him in a while. And I sucked it up because

1439
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,960
Speaker 1: in my mind it's still a telethealth meeting, and they

1440
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 1: just wrote me and said You're supposed to be here

1441
01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:49,960
Speaker 1: at eleven thirty. It's now twelve oh five and I

1442
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,640
Speaker 1: still haven't been there and I'm not gonna come. And

1443
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,240
Speaker 1: I wrote them, hey, can I wait five minutes? And

1444
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 1: they're like, what do you mean wait five minutes? It's

1445
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 1: been thirty five minutes and you're supposed to be here

1446
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:01,720
Speaker 1: and it's not tell health. So everything is fucked and

1447
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:05,280
Speaker 1: he's probably gonna put me on Mormon's. I was thinking

1448
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,599
Speaker 1: that that they would end up working out for you. Yeah,

1449
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:09,519
Speaker 1: it's like, I'm clearly he needs to be on something

1450
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:14,799
Speaker 1: else because you've really fucked us up. I gotta go one. Okay,

1451
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:20,760
Speaker 1: my girlfriend's car, it has a bad engine. She brought

1452
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:24,960
Speaker 1: it to Firestone they quoted, so then we brought it

1453
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:28,280
Speaker 1: to Honda and they said nine fifty. Then I put

1454
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:32,560
Speaker 1: on Instagram story, will anyone do a brand deal? I

1455
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 1: know it's kind of weird to put that out there,

1456
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:37,439
Speaker 1: and I just was kind of kidding, but I kind

1457
01:14:37,479 --> 01:14:41,599
Speaker 1: of threw a fishing a hook out there, and someone said, yes,

1458
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:45,200
Speaker 1: I own Honda a little bit farther away from St. Louis,

1459
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,320
Speaker 1: So I go, okay. I talked to the guy. He

1460
01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:50,000
Speaker 1: really made it feel like I'd actually get a car

1461
01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 1: for a year and have no charges and everything was great.

1462
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:59,360
Speaker 1: But then I bring n nave naive and I bring

1463
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:05,760
Speaker 1: the car in. He's a new famous guy and he

1464
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:09,679
Speaker 1: thinks perks are all free. But there's always a prize.

1465
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:16,200
Speaker 1: There's always a prize, a prize. The best part is

1466
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:19,240
Speaker 1: they go, we knocked it down for you, and I go, yeah,

1467
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:21,880
Speaker 1: but you forgot about the five other things the last

1468
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:24,840
Speaker 1: place said, so actually it's not less, it's more, And

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Speaker 1: they gave me ten. How many times have I thought

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Speaker 1: I was getting a deal and I spend so much more.

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Speaker 1: It reminds me if your mom goes to Mexico and

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Speaker 1: she ends up spending seven thousand, because yes, and she

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Speaker 1: will because of all the resort fees of the travel. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for listening. If you do

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Speaker 1: have any car deals that you can help Andrew out with,

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Speaker 1: didn't do it out of the kind of stuff your heart.

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Speaker 1: We're not trying to do any any deals here, but

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Speaker 1: you know. In August thirty, go to Nashville, UM to

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Speaker 1: see Zaney's, to go see Andrew and support him and

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Speaker 1: his first headlining gig, and quite some time, So that

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Speaker 1: would be awesome if you guys all came to that

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01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,559
Speaker 1: and hung out and and really had like a bestie

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01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 1: crew to support your your best friend Andrew support your

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Speaker 1: theater shows a lot, and I have a lot of

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Speaker 1: story and good clean Felth is coming on on HBO

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Speaker 1: July sixt F Boy Island is going to be out

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Speaker 1: July four. It's a big week that's coming up. Make

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Speaker 1: sure to watch F Boy Island season two. Andrew also

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01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:17,439
Speaker 1: worked on it. His jokes are all over it and

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Speaker 1: you'll be able to pick out which one I know

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Speaker 1: and then um and did anyone win? And then my

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Speaker 1: special will be going out on that Saturday. So make

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Speaker 1: sure to check out the trailer and if you could

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Speaker 1: share it on your socials, that would mean so much

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Speaker 1: to me to get people to watch it. And I

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Speaker 1: love you guys so much. In uh Tobeka and Chick

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Speaker 1: Russell Terrier