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Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit looking back to back down,

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Speaker 1: giving them like theming bus bus things and it's not good.

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Speaker 1: Steve to mother, stay don't joy. You gotta turn arm.

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Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out, turn love, got

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Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You all listening to the voice, come

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Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey Man

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Speaker 1: got a radio show. How good is God? Hum? Think

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Speaker 1: about it? Just take a slight inventory of your own

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Speaker 1: how good is God? Think of all the small things,

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Speaker 1: all this because that's him. You breathe him. That's him.

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Speaker 1: You steal him. That's him. You got another chance, that's him.

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Speaker 1: You ain't out of here. That's him. You got any

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Speaker 1: to be. That's him. All of that. You got any

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Speaker 1: dreams or aspirations, you dream of other things, that's him.

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Speaker 1: All that, that's him, that's him. Him, clothes you got.

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Speaker 1: That's him every time you eat. That's why they had

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Speaker 1: this thing called you say your grace. That's him. That's him, man,

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Speaker 1: that's him. It's amazing when you take a small inventory

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Speaker 1: how you find out how big God really is in

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Speaker 1: your life. Now, the more you turn yourself over to him,

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Speaker 1: the bigger he can be. For you. See, he'll only

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Speaker 1: be as big as you let him. It's one thing

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Speaker 1: about God. Now, he's a gentleman. He can make you

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Speaker 1: do anything. You know. You get too big for him,

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Speaker 1: you know you you you you lose your humbleness. He

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Speaker 1: can humble you. Now. God created man with the power

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Speaker 1: of choice. We're the only creature he created that. He

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Speaker 1: who we mate with. You know everything, all of it. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's a choice. What we want to be, how much

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Speaker 1: cold climates, hot climates. You know, we speak different languages.

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Speaker 1: You can go learn another language. A bear can't do

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Speaker 1: fight like a lion. A lion is a lion. A

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Speaker 1: He just a lion man. You understand this that God

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Speaker 1: gave us. We are the one creature he created that

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Speaker 1: has total power of choice. You can make every decision

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Speaker 1: in your life. What kind of watch you like, that's

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Speaker 1: You want to live your life a crime, Go ahead.

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Speaker 1: See that's the problem, y'all, it's us. It's what we do.

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Speaker 1: I threw my life down the hill. I can't tell

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Speaker 1: problem is usually within yourself. Do you know That's the quickest,

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Speaker 1: an easy way to fix your life. That way, you

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Speaker 1: ain't got to check with nobody. Here's the beauty of

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Speaker 1: going on and admitting that is you. You don't have

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Speaker 1: It ain't got to go through Congress. You ain't got

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Speaker 1: All you got to do is decide the problem is me.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start change me. Identify the problem, and start

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Speaker 1: But remember this planning is important. If you fail to plan,

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Speaker 1: list and then go to God in prayer with an

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Speaker 1: But if you drive fifty miles and you make the

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Speaker 1: they don't pay me, I ain't coming. You ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: problem today, start with the part dash you, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: without further dude, it is time. It's moaning time. Come on, No,

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Speaker 1: we gather today six o'clock or so hm. That's right.

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Speaker 1: With uh intentions of eye lightening, intentions of comma comma deicalness.

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Speaker 1: We come to you with intention informatization. We are healed

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Speaker 1: in the moaning time. In spite of the crisis that's

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Speaker 1: know there as others, but then his invitations. I know

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Speaker 1: it's folks with reggio shows. Yeah, but they ain't got

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Speaker 1: I said, other choices, But why make the wrong choice

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Speaker 1: every day? That's right, that's right. I'm knowing that we

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Speaker 1: let me introduce him to you. A man with a

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Speaker 1: true got more more credits. H than than Equifax. He

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Speaker 1: he has told more jokes than these other radio shows

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Speaker 1: didn't be And when I come back, I'm gonna introduce

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Speaker 1: Then you standing by. But I then took off down

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Speaker 1: the name or Steve Harvin, Moaning Show. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: You're listening right now. It's time for the nephew to

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Speaker 1: run that prank back. My dog Apolo, my dog Apollo.

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Speaker 1: That's my dog Apollo. Let's go count down. Hello? Hello? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Is this apartment A tenC? Yeah? This this atenc Hey man,

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Speaker 1: my name Virgil? Uh? Who who is this right here?

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Speaker 1: Who is who is it? You speaking to? Marcus? What's

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Speaker 1: going on? Okay? Marcus, let me ask you something. Man. Y'all, y'all,

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Speaker 1: y'all are messed up. Y'all, y'all didn't got Apolo arrested

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Speaker 1: lost here. What what what is this you're talking about?

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Speaker 1: You got a polo arrested last night on some trumped

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Speaker 1: up charges. Whoaoaoa whoa whoa whoa? You sure you died

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Speaker 1: it right? Number man? No, man, y'all you and you

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Speaker 1: and you and at you and a tenC ah yeah

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Speaker 1: okay this atc no teena No. Now what is this about? Apolo?

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Speaker 1: Who is Apolo? I don't I don't know what I'm

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Speaker 1: go down. Kyle ain't going in charge, so Apolo can

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Speaker 1: come home. Suck the braids. Boss, Listen what you're saying now?

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Speaker 1: You calling me about somebody that I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: I ain't even I don't know, No Apolo, you know

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Speaker 1: your I apologize for your homeboy and and and everything

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Speaker 1: that's going down, But I don't know nobody name Apollo.

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Speaker 1: I really don't know. I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: So you know, y'all, y'all, y'all ain't called the police

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Speaker 1: damn fair. But you didn't. Did you have ivory soap? Though?

420
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Speaker 1: Did you have ivory soap to take your bath? Die? Dial?

421
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: You had died? We had we had ivory soap. Yeah,

422
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: it floated in the water ivory. Yeah. Okay, let's go

423
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: in the bathroom and up underneath that counter. It's a

424
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: little rid crip can got some grease in it called

425
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: raw crown. Huh what all your scalp with that right there? Yeah,

426
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: that's how I got my hands. We're in the bathroom.

427
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: We're in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, we're in the bathroom.

428
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: Scott Senna ply she got You had to be careful

429
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: wiping yourself. We get down single plat man. I can't

430
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: tell you how many times I misjudged and pushed my frangle. Okay, yeah,

431
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: we got it. Yeah, we got single single. My daddy

432
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: loved that. Boy. You get a thousand sheets? Yeah yeah, wait,

433
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: do y'all remember Aim Aim page striping. Yah, yeah, we

434
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: strip gleam uh huh, I got one that bottle that

435
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: hung on the back of the door, looked like a

436
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: hot water bottle tub on it and a spring for

437
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: me and my nephew got to ask whooping our life?

438
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: One time, we feel that my mama had went on

439
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: and we found it on the back of the door.

440
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: We'd always wondered what it was, so we put water

441
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: in it, and we found out that it's that the

442
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: water squeezed through them little holes on that white til

443
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: so were chasing each other around the house, water urting

444
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: each other. Okay, Then he filled up the bag and

445
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: it was my time to have it. And then he

446
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: had it under his arm. My mama came in that house.

447
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: My mama said, it's all this vinegar him. Now we

448
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: didn't even know. We didn't know nothing about no vinegar smell.

449
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: She said, what is all this vinegar? I smelled in

450
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: this house? Now we're sawing out. Oh that ain't not cool.

451
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: We were squirting water. Well, we sat there. My mama

452
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: got to do in the mouth and went back in

453
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: now and touched that hot water bottom with the holes

454
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: on it, and boy, we got our ask. And then

455
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: so we didn't even know why we got beat. And

456
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: then my brother was talking to us. Hey, man, yeah,

457
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: let me ask you something, Steve. What is in that

458
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: grandmama was walla battle? Baby said, nah, we was playing

459
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: water gun with it. He said, boy, you know what

460
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: that act right back? Yeah, I don't know what it is.

461
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,919
Speaker 1: He said, that's a lady's bag. And then I said,

462
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: I don't but what what? Because I was clueless what

463
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: you mean it's a lady's bag. That's a douche bag.

464
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: Still I'm clueless, boy, because my damn brother told me

465
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: what that bag was. Man, I shooting water in my mouth.

466
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: I'm fired full, I asked. I got the bag under

467
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 1: my arm, wide over down. That's when I said, that's

468
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 1: when I first found out water a little tangy. Now,

469
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, because you know, because you know they

470
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: had a special solution. They put it in You put

471
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 1: vineg in it too, and that's we know. And I

472
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: had no idea. All right, we're moving on. Thank you.

473
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right, Steve, We're gonna try

474
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 1: to make people laugh during this segment with another quick

475
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: fast round of asked the clo uh, please submit your

476
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: questions Okay, So do you want me to go for

477
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: laughter answers or help people give it to me? Now? Well?

478
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: They can? You? Do? You do that all the time

479
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: alighting them? I thought you were asking me. I was

480
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: asking you what you already know how to? Yeah, it

481
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: is as here we go. This is this one. This

482
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: one is Lisa in Oklahoma. I'm a twenty three year

483
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: old woman. I recently got married a week after my

484
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: virtual college graduation. My husband and I were virgins when

485
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: we got married, but we love making love now. I

486
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 1: just have one problem. My husband loves to have sex

487
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: early in the morning. That was great during quarantine, but

488
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: now I'm back at work and the sex makes me

489
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: late for work. I heard about doing quickies, but my

490
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: husband can't do those. I'm new to all of this,

491
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: so how do I tell him know when he wants

492
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: sex in the morning. He don't really want sex in

493
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: the morning. What he want though, it's just a natural

494
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: occurrence in the morning. That ain't sex, that's just early morning.

495
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 1: It happened. We just up. We are, we are, you are,

496
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm we are what we're gonna do? And he don't

497
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: really want sex. He don't know yet because if you

498
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: say he was a virgin, which happened twenty three. Yeah,

499
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: he wouldn't. But anyway, up up? What boy listening to me?

500
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: That ain't that ain't no problem. Y'all having sex and

501
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 1: can't go to work on time? That ain't no damn problem.

502
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 1: She twenty three? That ain't no problem. Say no, it's

503
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: your body? What is? We're tripping phone? He but he

504
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: can't say no to his body though. It's what I'm

505
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: trying to morning occurrence that happens with men up to

506
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 1: a certain age, and he can't help it. Just get

507
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: your ass up, foe, heat up and go to work.

508
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: You're gonna lose your job before up? All right in Atlanta,

509
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: says I'm a twenty nine year old female. My boyfriend

510
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: is thirty two. We've been together three years. He's changed

511
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: over the years, and it's a lot less sociable now. Uh.

512
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: He says he's in love with me, but I don't

513
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: feel it. I post pictures of us on my social

514
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: media pages, but he won't post any pictures of me

515
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: on or us on his page. He told me he

516
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: keeps his private life private, but if he hangs out

517
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: with his female friends, he posts group pictures of them.

518
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: Am I being too patty? Or do you think he

519
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: has something to hide? Yeah? He don't care for you

520
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: no more, damn it. He's changed his attitude and change.

521
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: He don't care for you. And he got female friends

522
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: he posted. But there ain't no pictures of you. Do

523
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: the math one and one is two. You ain't in

524
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: nothing but choke picture. That's one. He and all his

525
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: girlfriends pictures. And why do he hair girl friends? All right,

526
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, Steve, our very own Jay Anthony

527
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: Brown is always here with the foolishness. Can count on him.

528
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: He's got details on his brand new book, tell us

529
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: about it. Just finished my new book, Steve, and it's

530
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: called one hundred and one Ways to Start an argument. Um.

531
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: Several chapters in the book. Um chapter one. You know,

532
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: laugh on the phone for no reason, just just laugh. Yeah,

533
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: it would start an argument. This is h Yeah, yeah,

534
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Chapter Chapter seven is a real good chapter.

535
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 1: Take a shower in the middle of the day, just

536
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: to showering. Yeah, where you going? Just showering? That's on Sunday.

537
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: This is a good one for Sunday. Say say I'm

538
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: going to a different church by myself. That's what you

539
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: say he's Ways to start an argument, Yeah, put an

540
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: empty bag in the closet and just walk away. Just

541
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: put it up there and just walk away. Yeah, once that,

542
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: don't worry about that. Don't go up there. Don't go

543
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: up there. What you mean, don't go up there? Don't

544
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: go up there? All right, Ways to start the arguments

545
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: Say this phrase right here, This really words say I'll

546
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 1: be right back. Yeah, and leave, just leave, just leave

547
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: where are you going? I'll be right back. Don't worry

548
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: about where I'm going. I'll be right back. You mean,

549
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: don't weary body? Yeah, just walk out of here. You

550
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: you just praise right here on the phone. This really

551
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: gets an argument. Say good job, Beckett, I'll see you

552
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: to marrow. Hang up the phone. Backy with the good hair?

553
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: Why the hell you got to encourage Becky? Good job Becket?

554
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: Where she do so bad? Your black starts to be

555
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: commenting on it? This book How to start an argument?

556
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 1: Ask your mate, your lady, when's where's your friend coming?

557
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: Over the end? You know she's been over. I wish

558
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: she'd come here. Oh oh no, yeah, that started argument

559
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 1: right off the Yeah, he's a pretty good jay argument. Yeah,

560
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: Ways to started argument no matter what movie she says

561
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: she want to go to. You say, oh, I seen

562
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: it already. I see Oh you're you're going the movies? Now, yeah,

563
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: I've seen that. Well let's go. I've seen that. I've

564
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: seen it. I seen it. Here's another one. There's another one.

565
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: Ways to start an argument you own the phone and

566
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: you laugh real damn loud, and then you stop whisping.

567
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: And this is why he's divorced. Jay, you know how

568
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: to run somebody off? Can I get you? Give me one?

569
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: Give me one. I put it in the book. Buy

570
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 1: your wife some running shoes that far? Yeah? Man, yeah,

571
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 1: by some running shoes that yeah. All of a sudden,

572
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, in the middle of the day,

573
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: you put on a clean shirt. You woke up in

574
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: one shirt, put on another. What you change your shirts for?

575
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 1: Can I just put on a new shirt? No? No,

576
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: you cannot. What was wrong with a Can just go

577
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 1: in the book? Jay? Can I just had one moment?

578
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: Last one moment? Yeah? Play to start an argument in

579
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: your house, guarantee? Come on, what come in from work

580
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: and pull your pants off and ain't got no draws?

581
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: All right? Thanks? Jay and Steve? You just command you

582
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: up next with today frank phone. Right after this you're

583
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 1: listening to show coming up at the top of the hour,

584
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,

585
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: subject he stole my heart and a few other things. Okay, first,

586
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: if you're gonna steal man one thing right first time

587
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: you Tommy is here. You hear right there with today's

588
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: praying phone call. What you got for us? Nap? Me

589
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 1: and your baby getting married? Me and your baby getting married.

590
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 1: I called this man and told him that I'm married

591
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: his daughter, Me and your baby might be a bit

592
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 1: too much. It's getting married, you know what, cat do?

593
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: Let's run that thing. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read.

594
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach mister. Yes, hey, mister, how you doing.

595
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying. Let me let me make you I'm calling

596
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: the right person. Your daughter is Crystal. Yes, okay, cool, yo,

597
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: I got the right person. Hey listen. Oh well, I

598
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: wanted to do mister Richards's call and introduce myself to

599
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: you and let you know who I was. My name

600
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: is Jeff, Jeff, and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh

601
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,240
Speaker 1: you know, pretty much like the last five or six months,

602
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: and I wanted to um, let you know that I'm

603
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 1: very very interested in you. And I know this kind

604
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: of crazy for you to get a phone call for

605
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: me when I'm very interested in Crystal right now. And

606
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: I wanted to, you know, I just wanted to do

607
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: the man thing and just reach out to your man

608
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: and say I'm really interested in in, uh in marrying

609
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: your daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man,

610
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: what what? What again? My name is Jeff, Jeff. Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen.

611
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has

612
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 1: never ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow,

613
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. But it's been like

614
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Crystal

615
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: being you know, going out, you know, up here at

616
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: the school. But what I wanted to do is tell

617
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: you that I really really, really really like Crystal man,

618
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: and I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,

619
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in man and Crystal. You know,

620
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: I want, I really do want Christa to be my wife. Well,

621
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: I again, I've never heard of you before, and my

622
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 1: daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating

623
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: anybody right now. My daughter is in grad school. I

624
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: understand that. And you know we you know it's been

625
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: you know, we've been you know, a little back and

626
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: forth or whatever. But you know the main thing is

627
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: me and Christal really, you know, we really, we really

628
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: do love each other. Mister. I want to But if

629
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 1: you love my daughter, she would have told me that

630
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: she was in love with someone. Well, you know what,

631
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: you know. And maybe it's a situation where Christa is

632
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: like a little maybe a little uneasy about talking to

633
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: you about it. You know what I'm saying. My daughter

634
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: can talk to me about anything. We talk every day,

635
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: right right, you like you, I talked to my daughter

636
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: every day, your daughter? And how did your daughter? My

637
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: daughter fifteen? Hold Hold on a minute, man, you say

638
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: your daughter was fifteen? Right right? Right? Okay? Well cold

639
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: are you? I'm forty six, forty six? You forty six

640
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: years old? You want to man my twenty five year

641
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 1: old daughter. He let me say this right here. Love

642
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: ain't got no limit, man, And I understand, you know,

643
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: I was a little shocked at first about the age

644
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, man,

645
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 1: I'm okay and I understand that. But what I'm trying

646
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: to explain to you man. Is that it comes a

647
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: time man when you just you just don't know what's

648
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Man, Love just love is love, man, And

649
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: you've been locked up on parole at the University on

650
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: work releasing that my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm I'm

651
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: gonna say this, man, Christal is just a beautiful person. Man,

652
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: hold on, man, you calling me at the Blue down

653
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: this look, Man, I'm gonna work. I got a lot

654
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: of work on my damn death. Can you call? Let

655
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: me telling me up form A gentle bird wants to

656
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: marry my daughter, my twenty five year old daughter. And

657
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 1: you damn that fifty you damn it at my age

658
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: you want to marry my daughter. Man, I'm not trying

659
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: to talk to you, buddy. What I need to do

660
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: is I need to talk to Crystals. Get to the

661
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: bottom of this. That's what the hell I need to do. Hey,

662
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: And I understand that miss you was probably gonna I

663
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: want to talk to and I ain't got no problem

664
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: with it. What I'm trying to explain to you is

665
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: that man live ain't got no limit. Man. It's just

666
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: something that album Crystal Love Me, I love huh and

667
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 1: it is what it is. I just wanted to try

668
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: to get your blessings on this. You can't get my listeners.

669
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: Love hill Man, he gentle, gonna marry my daughter? Now,

670
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: my daughter's been a time in school. I love damn life.

671
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: She was gonna do this. It's all four years of

672
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: college and she's going to grad school and you're gonna

673
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: marry my daughter. You man, you're working. Hey, miss, I

674
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 1: understand that. What I'm what I'm trying to explain to

675
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: you that you know what, man, sometimes love is right

676
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: the second time around. You understand what I'm saying. What

677
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 1: the hell you mean a second time? I got kids already.

678
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is it didn't work out

679
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: with me on the first time. What I wanted to do, Man,

680
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: it just called you. It's solidified the culinary experienced got

681
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: just doing. Dude, What the hell is you talking about it? Look? Look, look, look, look,

682
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: I gotta talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal

683
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna find out what the hell is going on,

684
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: because yo, man, I'm not even trying to have this

685
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: conversation with you and I, mister Paris, I understand all that.

686
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. What I want to say

687
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,959
Speaker 1: to you is just right here. Crystal is twenty five.

688
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,919
Speaker 1: Even if you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna

689
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 1: eat Lowe and make sure that we get look at him.

690
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: You ain't doing my thing with my daughter unless it's mine. Look, yeah, man,

691
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: you ain't doing. I don't even know your jail bird.

692
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: You ain't doing. I'm gonna call my daughter final. You

693
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 1: really are lost your mind. You think your old jail

694
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: bird is gonna marry and my daughter. My daughter has

695
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: not a future. You ain't got the hell is wrong

696
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: with us. I'm not gonna sity and go back and

697
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: forth with you. Miss Me and Crystal getting married. That

698
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: will not happen under any circumstances, not what you think.

699
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: The circumstances are me and Crystal getting married. That's it.

700
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: Not to love. I don't know what you think you are,

701
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: as long as you know that's gotta be. I got

702
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say, and then me

703
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: and Crystal just gonna come over there and dry down

704
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: there and tell you exactly what's going on in our

705
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: life right now. You got to say to me, are

706
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: you listening to me? Yes? What the hell you got

707
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: to say to me. I got to say this. This

708
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

709
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: just got pranked by your daughter Crystal and her boyfriend.

710
00:50:54,160 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 1: Ain't I'm outside my job. Keep looking at me like

711
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: I'm crazy. Man, Your baby girl just wanted to put

712
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: a smile on your face. Man, I gotta ask you,

713
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest and I mean the

714
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:18,280
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, man, the Steaming Harvey

715
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: Morning shuff That's how you do it, baby, oh man,

716
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: not having it that take your daddy through somebody's little girl. Man,

717
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 1: right now, he said, my fifteen year old Yo, what

718
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,240
Speaker 1: you know? You know the second the second time around?

719
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? The second time around? What

720
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: you talking about? Love is love? Yeah, because you have daughters.

721
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's how you do it. Baby. Go

722
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:03,280
Speaker 1: to Thomas Miles dot com. Click on the prank button,

723
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 1: all right, leave me all your information. I call you,

724
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: We talk you, let me know who we pranking. We

725
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 1: work out our plan and that's how we do it.

726
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: Thomas Miles dot com. I promise you we're gonna prank

727
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: some great ones. That's what I do. That's what I do.

728
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 1: Crazy man. That's whoa Tommy. All right, coming up next,

729
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: it is today's Strawberry Letter. Wait till you guys hear this.

730
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: When you thought yesterday's was crazy, well this one is

731
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: crazy too. The subject is he stole my heart and

732
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: a few other things. He stole my heart and a

733
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: few other things. We're gonna get into it, Steve and

734
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 1: I you're gonna steal, though, Shirley. If you're gonna steal,

735
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,879
Speaker 1: I mean still a lot. Don't you steal your heart?

736
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're gonna fever reck, go on in

737
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 1: fever reck one more time. You stole my heart and

738
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: a few other things. We'll get into the Subberry letter

739
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:06,959
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the String Show. All right, guys,

740
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you

741
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:15,919
Speaker 1: need advice on sex, on dating, relationships, work, parenting, and more,

742
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey f M

743
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could well,

744
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, we could reach your letter like we're

745
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 1: going to do that one today could be puppet puppet,

746
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.

747
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 1: It is the strawberry letter, Thank you nephews, subject he

748
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: stole my heart and a few other things. Dear Stephen Shirley.

749
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,800
Speaker 1: A while back, I met a man on a dating

750
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: app and it was supposed to be just a one

751
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 1: night stand. He came over and we had the most

752
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 1: explosive sex. After that, we talked all night. He lives

753
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: out of town, and when he got back home, we

754
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: talked daily and spend hours getting to know each other.

755
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: He came back to visit me because he was dying

756
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: to have sex with me. We admitted that we were

757
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: catching feelings. After he left, I noticed that he changed

758
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: If I missed his call, he called me back to

759
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 1: back until I answered. It was so sweet, but I

760
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: kept reassuring him that I wasn't cheating. He came to

761
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: visit again, and this time he brought some of his

762
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: clothes and a few personal things to leave at my house.

763
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: This made me so happy, because admit we were an

764
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: official couple. Whenever we got into arguments, he jokingly say,

765
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: don't make me pop up to see what you're doing.

766
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,399
Speaker 1: I never thought he would do it, but he did.

767
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,800
Speaker 1: One Saturday, I volunteered to feed the homeless, and I

768
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: couldn't use my phone while I was serving due to

769
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 1: the COVID nineteen guidelines. At the place, I went for

770
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: four hours without answering my man's calls and he lost it.

771
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,759
Speaker 1: When I got home, he had kicked my door in

772
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: and he left me a note. I discovered that he

773
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: took all of his clothes, and he also took my

774
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 1: forty two inch TV, two lamps, some of my shoes,

775
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: some frozen steaks, and the microwave. It was so random,

776
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: since he has never bought me anything. I called to

777
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 1: beg him to come back, but he said it's over

778
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: and he never wants to see me again. How can

779
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 1: I get this man to see that I would never

780
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: cheat on him? How can I fix this? Okay, I'm

781
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: gonna read your words back to you and see if

782
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: this sparks anything in your brain. You say, when I

783
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: got home, he had kicked my door in. He'd left

784
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: me a note. I discovered he took all of my clothes,

785
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: and he also took my two inch TV to lamp,

786
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: some of my shoes, some frozen steaks, and the microwave. Okay,

787
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: does that sound crazy to you? I mean, doesn't that

788
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: sound a little crazy? It does? To me, I'm sure

789
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 1: it does to Steve and to everyone else listening. So

790
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: why why would you want this ignorant man back in

791
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: your life? I mean, honestly, it sounds scary. I mean,

792
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,919
Speaker 1: who does this? He sounds like some kind of psychopath

793
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 1: To me, I just say, consider yourself blessed that that's all.

794
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: He took the TV in the microwave and some shoes,

795
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 1: and I really don't get the stakes part anyway. He

796
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 1: sounds violent, he sounds controlling, he sounds possessive. To me,

797
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm so glad. I'm really glad you weren't in the

798
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,240
Speaker 1: house because I think he would have put his hands

799
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 1: on you. I really do. And it's really a shame

800
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: I think that I have to tell you this. It

801
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 1: really pains me, honestly, because you gotta know, you need

802
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: to know this, that you shouldn't be so desperate that

803
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 1: you would think that you would have to beg this

804
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,319
Speaker 1: man to come back to you to do what I mean,

805
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: let him go, please, girl, you gotta let him go,

806
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: and don't ever invite him back to your house. I mean,

807
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 1: he tried to to destroy your house. He kicked the

808
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 1: door in. Come on, he's a thief. Remember that, Please

809
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 1: don't forget that. Let's be clear, this man sounds very unstable.

810
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: I think you need to run and run quickly and

811
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: get away from him. Steve Well, good letters, Shirley. I

812
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 1: see a little something else in here that I probably

813
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: need to go over and cover. Yes, oh, metis man

814
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: on this day. Now, this way went wrong. It was

815
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 1: supposed to be a one night stand, just a hit it,

816
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: quit it, sock it, knock it, throw it, catch it.

817
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: He came over and we had, in your words, the

818
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: most explosive sex. Now, let me show you what happens

819
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: after you have explosive sex. Y'all talk daily, spend hours

820
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: getting to know each other. Came back to visit because

821
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: he was dying to have sex with me again. You

822
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: know why, because it was explosive. We admitted we was

823
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 1: catching feelings. He left and I noticed he changed. If

824
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: I missed his calls, he would call me back to

825
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: back to back. You know why, because y'all had explosive sex.

826
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 1: Explosive sex will make you call back to back to

827
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: back to back. Damn it. Answer me. If you had

828
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 1: just had regular sex, none of this would be happening

829
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, you thought It was so sweet, didn't you.

830
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: I kept with shooting him. I wasn't cheating. He came

831
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: to visit again, and this time he bought some clothes

832
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:06,439
Speaker 1: with him and a few personal things and leaving my house.

833
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 1: You know why, because y'all was down there, having exploding sex,

834
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: just blowing a spoon, just blowing up stove, snatching pigs

835
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: after nags, dropping it on the side of the bed.

836
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: This made me happy. It made you think he was

837
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: an official couple. Whenever we got in the arguments, he

838
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: jokingly safe, don't make me pop up, see what you're doing.

839
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: You know why, man, Just pop up, because y'all head

840
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 1: explosive sex, explosive. This your whole damn problem. That all explosive.

841
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: Hold on, Steve, we'll have per two of your response

842
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: coming up twenty three minutes after the hour of today's subject,

843
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: he Stole My Heart and a few other things. We'll

844
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening Steven

845
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 1: every morning show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap

846
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letters subject He Stole My Heart and a

847
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: few other things. Met a man on a day nap,

848
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 1: hooked up with him. Posted to be a one night

849
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 1: stand end up having the most explosive sex ever. He

850
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: called every day because you was having explosive sex. He

851
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: came back because he missed you so much. Because y'all

852
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: was having explosive sex. He admitted that he wanted you.

853
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: Y'all had sex. I missed his called. He called back

854
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 1: to back to back because y'all was having explosive sex.

855
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: You thought it was sweet. And then he came to visit.

856
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: He bought some clothes and left some personal things at

857
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: the house. That's so he can just have a shirt

858
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,919
Speaker 1: over that because you don't. After you have explosive sex,

859
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 1: you need to have a change a clue explosive sex

860
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: and put them same draws on you explosive six. You

861
01:00:55,680 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 1: gotta change your side see explosive sex different. Your belt

862
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: probably don't fasten no more. You need a set of clothes,

863
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 1: shoe strings and came all out your shoes. Because y'all

864
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 1: have an explosive sex. You open the doors. He diving

865
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: across the porch. Then when y'all have an arguments, he say,

866
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 1: don't make me pop up and see what you're doing.

867
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 1: I never thought he'd do it, but he did. You

868
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: down there trying to feed the homeless. You volunteer to

869
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 1: feed him, and you can't use your phone while you're

870
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 1: serving because you're different food due to the COVID guidelines.

871
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 1: You went four hours without answering your man's car and

872
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 1: dog go on it. He lost it. You know why

873
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: he lost it because he was looking. But that explosive

874
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 1: to six. It was not on the phone when I

875
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 1: got home. He didn't kicked doe in and left you

876
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 1: a note. But you discovered he took all his clothes,

877
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 1: took your forty two inch TV, two lamps, some of

878
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: your shoes, some frozen steaks, and the microwave. Now, after

879
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: he did all that, this is what you said. It

880
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: was so random since he never bought me anything. He

881
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 1: didn't buy me, no shoeses a, no microwave, and just

882
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: taking TVs down off the wall. I don't understand he

883
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: didn't buy none of that stuff. That was your statement

884
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: after that. Then right after that, you said I called

885
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 1: to beg him back. Let's park this letter for a minute.

886
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? See, maybe this explosive sex

887
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: wasn't just having him do ignorant mess. It's got you

888
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 1: doing ignorant mess too. So a man kick your dough in,

889
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: leave you a note, took his clothes, your forty two

890
01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: inch TV, two lamps, some of your shoes, some steaks

891
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 1: in the microwave, and you begged him to come back.

892
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 1: What did he miss something? Baby? You got to come back.

893
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 1: I can't believe you left all this chicken in this

894
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 1: freezing How can I get this man to see that

895
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 1: I would never cheat on him? Wait a minute, Shirley

896
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 1: had just right, What are you talking about? Why are

897
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 1: you concerned with getting him back and trying to prove

898
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 1: to this man that you didn't cheat. He kicked your

899
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 1: dough in? Yes, come on, he took a flash grow

900
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 1: You're not how hard he had? Take a far to

901
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 1: two inch TV awful wall, put it in your car

902
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 1: with your shoes. Oh damn microwave? How did he get

903
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: that microwave? About that wall? Can I ask you something? Huh?

904
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 1: Why did he take frozen steaks? So because he had

905
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: to drive home? They keep better? Oh so you know,

906
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 1: take that out tofrigerator. He'd be small. It's hot. He

907
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: put him in a trunk back that that engine, that

908
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 1: engine kicking off heat off that muffler, okay, and it'll

909
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 1: be spall by the time he get home. Okay, I

910
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 1: didn't get it. Okay, and then you know he probably

911
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 1: stay out of town because they met on the ALM. Yeah,

912
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: he spent and they talked daily, and he came back

913
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: to visits. He came back to visit me from out

914
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:26,959
Speaker 1: of time. He didn't come over, he came back to visit.

915
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 1: He stay out of town. So you still frozen states

916
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 1: because they keep on the highway. You know what, I'm

917
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 1: not thank you for bringing it. Yeah, I appreciate it.

918
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 1: So you got to think this thing out. You don't

919
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: when you fit to go back home, you got drive

920
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 1: awhile you don't take an out refrigerator. That's passion. You

921
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 1: get it frozen so it can last. I don't know

922
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,160
Speaker 1: why I would not want to see him again, all

923
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 1: having all this exploding sex and he he's still is

924
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 1: stuffing it. He didn't explode it so good. I don't

925
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:07,240
Speaker 1: even know. He's still is stuff to kick the whole

926
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 1: Damn dough. And you ain't got a lock no more.

927
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 1: You ain't that trying to go to bed to night.

928
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 1: You don't leave some cardboard up get showed, dough. That's crazy.

929
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 1: How can I fix this? What did you do wrong

930
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 1: because I'm looking in the letter. I'm trying to figure

931
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: out what you did wrong? Lady, lady, what's wrong with you?

932
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 1: Don't you? You are what's called from don't get on

933
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:34,480
Speaker 1: this explosive sense and get yourself hurt. Something wrong with

934
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: him from you? Don't answer the phone. He kicked a

935
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 1: doe in the stars stilling and she just matter but

936
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:48,919
Speaker 1: the whole damn doughe when you kick the doe in dog,

937
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,320
Speaker 1: you know how hard he is kick a dough in man.

938
01:05:52,320 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 1: Everybody can't do it. So yeah, all right, thank you Steve.

939
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 1: Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey

940
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 1: FM on Instagram and Facebook, and please don't forget to

941
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 1: check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening

942
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 1: to the stew All right, guys, it is time Steve

943
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:23,720
Speaker 1: for comedy roulette. You're ready. Jay explained it again. Let

944
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:27,480
Speaker 1: me break this down. Comment very simple, give us five subjects.

945
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 1: Put them on a wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel. We stop. Yes,

946
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: spun spun it around as in to be spunt around

947
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:42,480
Speaker 1: as in spin that's totally different. Red. Spun it around. Stop,

948
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. Here we go. All right.

949
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 1: Number one. Things you say to yourself when you're mad

950
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:53,320
Speaker 1: at someone. Number two, you know it's time to go

951
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 1: to the store. When dot dot dot. Number three stuff

952
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,400
Speaker 1: you don't like to watch, but you watch it anyway

953
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 1: to keep them happy. You know we all know about

954
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 1: that or him. Whatever. Come on, let's go cat, let's

955
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 1: be Jesus. Whoa it came on? Number one. Things you

956
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 1: say to yourself when you're mad at someone. Say to

957
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 1: yourself when you're mad at someone, I canna. Here's some

958
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 1: things you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody.

959
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:44,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let it go this time, but the next

960
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:48,959
Speaker 1: damn time. Oh, it's gonna be hell. Hell, it's gonna

961
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:51,680
Speaker 1: be hell. This is when I always say to myself

962
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,120
Speaker 1: when I'm mad at other people. I'm trying not to

963
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 1: go jail. I'm doing my best. You say, I'm doing

964
01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:00,360
Speaker 1: my best. Right now, I'm trying not to go to Jake.

965
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 1: You're really mad, No, now you're mad court dates everything, nephew,

966
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:11,400
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what? That's all right? Drink

967
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:15,960
Speaker 1: that water, then I put up in that drink that

968
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 1: drink that something that all right. Things you say to

969
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:23,680
Speaker 1: yourself when you're mad at someone. Steve better go head on,

970
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:34,840
Speaker 1: You better go head on. Now. This is black, that's

971
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 1: all it is. God thing you say to yourself when

972
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 1: you're mad at somebody. Lord, please work with me, Jesus, please, Father, Father,

973
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:55,680
Speaker 1: take me down so I don't kill us. That's why

974
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:58,200
Speaker 1: I always say that I'm always mad. Somebody's just something

975
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 1: you said before. Do somebody always? That's why your ass broke. Man.

976
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:10,519
Speaker 1: Now that hurt, Junior, that hurts, but you say it

977
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 1: to yourself. Yeah, show glad that ain't my bag. Coming

978
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 1: up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

979
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Show. The guys are here. They're gonna

980
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:35,599
Speaker 1: break down. You know you've had good sex when dot

981
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 1: dot dot I'm gonna do a couple and then I

982
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:43,599
Speaker 1: know the guy's gonna jump in. I know a lot

983
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:48,679
Speaker 1: of people have been getting used to one another, rested

984
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:51,719
Speaker 1: damn them so that they've been thrown down some good loving.

985
01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:56,320
Speaker 1: You know you have had some good sex when you

986
01:09:56,560 --> 01:10:04,320
Speaker 1: wake up with one sock on you like, damn hell,

987
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:09,880
Speaker 1: what the hell happened? Where's my sock? There's another one.

988
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 1: You know you've had some good ass loving when both

989
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 1: of y'all wake up between the two mattresses, like, yeah,

990
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 1: the mattresses on the top. I got two more, I

991
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:29,080
Speaker 1: got two more got you know, just for the men,

992
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:33,879
Speaker 1: Just for the men. You have had some good a loving.

993
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:37,560
Speaker 1: When you wake up you look in the mirror and

994
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:42,720
Speaker 1: you got on her eyelash like, damn, this was good

995
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 1: boy good Yeah, I got woman, I got woman. Yea right,

996
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:53,240
Speaker 1: you know you have had some good loving, good ass loving.

997
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:56,640
Speaker 1: When you wake up and both of y'all is at

998
01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:03,200
Speaker 1: the bottom of the bed like, how to hell? What is?

999
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:08,040
Speaker 1: I know? You got one? Anybody got one? Job and

1000
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 1: bring it, bring it, bring it? You have? You know

1001
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,880
Speaker 1: you had some good love it when you knock all

1002
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 1: her medicals, medication off the night's thing. It's all the

1003
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:24,080
Speaker 1: pills is everywhere. We don't know which one to take.

1004
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it when you got you know,

1005
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,960
Speaker 1: you know when you have some good loving and you

1006
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 1: just look at her and say, what your mom man?

1007
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 1: What generational love it my back? You know you know

1008
01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,960
Speaker 1: you didn't have some good loving when you wake up

1009
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:58,519
Speaker 1: the next morning and call into work and you your

1010
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:06,880
Speaker 1: job ain't been open. I ain't gonna make it a day,

1011
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:15,559
Speaker 1: all right? You know, no, you have had some good

1012
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:19,920
Speaker 1: loving when you wake up and there's a hot blue

1013
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: gun in your hand and it's still on, like what

1014
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 1: day he blu. You know you had some good sex

1015
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,679
Speaker 1: when you kick over candle in the middle of sex

1016
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:45,120
Speaker 1: and y'all turn into fire fighter. Alright, alright, alright. You

1017
01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 1: know you had some good loving when you in the

1018
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:51,559
Speaker 1: middle love it and look hooey in my eyes and said,

1019
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:57,000
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna buy you some money. I

1020
01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:00,600
Speaker 1: got god, I'm gonna buy you some money, ain't me.

1021
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:06,439
Speaker 1: You know you didn't have some good loving when both

1022
01:13:06,439 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 1: of y'all jump up and start washing your hands and

1023
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:15,519
Speaker 1: it ain't got nothing to do with corona. I got

1024
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:18,360
Speaker 1: one more. I got one more, and then you close

1025
01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:21,400
Speaker 1: that one more. You know you have had some good

1026
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 1: loving when you wake up and there's a happy face

1027
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 1: on your ass. You like load it out, Steve, loaded out. Man.

1028
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:41,439
Speaker 1: You know you didn't have some good loving when the

1029
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:45,320
Speaker 1: family is down there having breakfast doing quarantine and you

1030
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 1: and your wife looking at the kids and go, what

1031
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:56,639
Speaker 1: y'all looking at us for? We're looking at off grown folks?

1032
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:09,479
Speaker 1: All right? Coming up next here right after this, you're

1033
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:16,639
Speaker 1: listening to how many friends do you guys have? I'm

1034
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:21,479
Speaker 1: not talking about social media friends. I'm talking about real friends. Now.

1035
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 1: According to a new survey, the average American has about

1036
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: sixteen friends. Of these sixteen friends, yeah yeah, this got

1037
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:34,799
Speaker 1: no damn sixteen s. This is according to a new survey.

1038
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:43,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and they say of these they say, of

1039
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:47,120
Speaker 1: these sixteen friends, three were described as friends for life,

1040
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:50,200
Speaker 1: five were people they really liked and would hang out

1041
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:53,120
Speaker 1: with one on one, and the other eight were people

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01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:56,639
Speaker 1: the respondent said they liked but would not spend time

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01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 1: with them one on one. The survey also found that

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01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:03,559
Speaker 1: the average American adult has made a new friend hasn't

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01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 1: made a new friend in five years. Because, Steve, I

1046
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,920
Speaker 1: gotta ask you. It begs the question, how many friends

1047
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:14,120
Speaker 1: real friends do you have? Sixteen or less? Probably got five? Five?

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01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:17,360
Speaker 1: You can kind them on one hand? Friends, Yeah, I'm

1049
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 1: talking about ride or die. Don't give a damn. Let's

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01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 1: go top five. Yeah, I'm talking about whell with it?

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01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:30,560
Speaker 1: Five maybe or to make new friends at the and

1052
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:33,519
Speaker 1: I ain't made a friend in five years? How well?

1053
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:38,080
Speaker 1: At work? At work, Steve, that's where you are all

1054
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:42,360
Speaker 1: the time. How many friends you got Tommy. I always

1055
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 1: say three conversation when we come back. Three and you

1056
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:51,880
Speaker 1: playing spades. All right, we'll be back. We'll pick this

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01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,200
Speaker 1: conversation up when when we come back at thirty three

1058
01:15:55,360 --> 01:16:00,800
Speaker 1: after the hour. You're listening to show, All right, Steve,

1059
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:03,360
Speaker 1: we were talking about how many friends do we have.

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01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:05,920
Speaker 1: There's a new survey and it says that the average

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01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:11,000
Speaker 1: American has about sixteen friends. Of those sixteen, it's impossible. Well, well,

1062
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,280
Speaker 1: this is how they break it down. Three were described

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01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:16,240
Speaker 1: as friends for life, three you have for life. Five

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01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 1: were people you really liked and you would hang out

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01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,920
Speaker 1: with one on one, and then the other eight were

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01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:23,679
Speaker 1: people the respondents said they liked, but they wouldn't spend

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01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:27,800
Speaker 1: time with them one on one. And that's not your friend. Yeah,

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01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:31,280
Speaker 1: that's you wouldn't consider that. People you really like don't

1069
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:35,479
Speaker 1: necessarily mean that your friends. Yeah, that's true as well. Yeah,

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01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:39,200
Speaker 1: and then they say, the average American adult hasn't made

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01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:43,120
Speaker 1: a new friend in five years. And you know why,

1072
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:48,720
Speaker 1: you don't have time to learn nobody else didn't learn you. Yeah. Yeah,

1073
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:52,360
Speaker 1: And there's a there's a trust factor. Yeah, say something

1074
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:55,760
Speaker 1: that right, I can't believe. Yeah, you get quiet I

1075
01:16:55,920 --> 01:17:00,280
Speaker 1: noticed you get quiet, but it was right you at

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01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:03,840
Speaker 1: some point. Yeah, you ain't got damn to learn nobody name.

1077
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:07,240
Speaker 1: But it sounds like with us, this group right here,

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01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:11,640
Speaker 1: we don't use that term loosely, like when I call

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01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:15,680
Speaker 1: you a friend. Yeah, come on, yeah, yeah, I can

1080
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:18,840
Speaker 1: count on you no matter what. Yeah, that's it's five

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01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:21,559
Speaker 1: of them dudes in my world. I'm sixty two years old,

1082
01:17:22,479 --> 01:17:25,960
Speaker 1: and it's about loyalty too. It's and and and my

1083
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:32,400
Speaker 1: good ones didn't die. Yeah that's what's cold. But you know, look,

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01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:36,720
Speaker 1: I know, like my friends for life, Butcher Ricardo, So

1085
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,639
Speaker 1: you know, you look at Butcher Icardo. I've been friends

1086
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:44,439
Speaker 1: with Manny since I was four. My best friend from

1087
01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:48,679
Speaker 1: from college is marvel Is Marven Horn. We steal boys

1088
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:56,120
Speaker 1: the ride doc. I'm talking about Biggie Wig, Okay and

1089
01:17:56,360 --> 01:18:01,320
Speaker 1: Blue I'm talking man, dudes that to walk off the

1090
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:05,479
Speaker 1: edge for you. Yeah yeah, Biggie Wig and Blue Prue.

1091
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:08,559
Speaker 1: Yeah they walk off the edge for you. Man. Yeah,

1092
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:12,120
Speaker 1: that ain't no lie. Rickie Lewis Gould ask brother to man.

1093
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:15,280
Speaker 1: But I got dude friend that I called, like like

1094
01:18:15,439 --> 01:18:20,000
Speaker 1: Steve Perry, doctor doctor Perry. Oh this is my dude, man,

1095
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:23,960
Speaker 1: he could he climb down and hold it. Yeah, what

1096
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:27,360
Speaker 1: do you call that group? That's after friends? But they

1097
01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,880
Speaker 1: still cool with you, you know what I'm saying. But

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01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,360
Speaker 1: you're not in that top, you're not in that five.

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01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:39,040
Speaker 1: Well maybe it's levels of friends. Yeah, I think right,

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01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:43,280
Speaker 1: I think that. I think that, And that's what they

1101
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:46,360
Speaker 1: were saying. Uh. Some people are with you ride or die,

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01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:49,720
Speaker 1: and then others are I know, spend time with them

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01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:53,040
Speaker 1: one on one. You know, Yeah, I think they're different

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01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:56,200
Speaker 1: levels of friendship because I mean, you know, I call

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01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,720
Speaker 1: them like New York like short for New York, a

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01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,360
Speaker 1: n y K. That's what I call. Just put him

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01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:03,840
Speaker 1: in the n y K group like New York. I

1108
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:08,559
Speaker 1: know what he's saying, nyk um. All right, Well we'll

1109
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:12,040
Speaker 1: be back with more of the Harvey Morning Show, I know,

1110
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:15,960
Speaker 1: coming up at forty nine after some closing remarks coming

1111
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:22,240
Speaker 1: up as well. Right after this you're listening to all right, Steve,

1112
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:25,200
Speaker 1: last break of the day, please leave us with some

1113
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:29,439
Speaker 1: closing remarks like only you can. This is to help

1114
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:36,439
Speaker 1: you make ready for your blessings. Now, what I'm gonna

1115
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:39,400
Speaker 1: give you is gonna be hard for most people to do.

1116
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:43,240
Speaker 1: I already know that it was difficult for me to do.

1117
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,280
Speaker 1: But a very very wealthy person taught this to me.

1118
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:50,519
Speaker 1: I didn't think much of it until I did it,

1119
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:57,080
Speaker 1: and boil boil, boy, did it help make room for

1120
01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:02,320
Speaker 1: what God had for me? Not only that it freed

1121
01:20:02,439 --> 01:20:05,760
Speaker 1: me up. And I'll tell you what this very very

1122
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 1: successful people person told me. If I told you his name,

1123
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:12,360
Speaker 1: you probably wouldn't know him. He's not famous. He's just

1124
01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:17,080
Speaker 1: extremely wealthy. And when I tell you extremely wealthy, I

1125
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:19,920
Speaker 1: mean it. But if I said his name, you wouldn't

1126
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,880
Speaker 1: even notice guy. If I showed you a picture of him,

1127
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,240
Speaker 1: the average person wouldn't even know who he was. But

1128
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:28,280
Speaker 1: he taught this to me. He said, in your journey,

1129
01:20:28,479 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 1: if you want to really clear the slate, get a

1130
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:35,960
Speaker 1: fresh start, and prepare yourself to receive what all God

1131
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:39,680
Speaker 1: has for you, you have to take inventory of the

1132
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:44,280
Speaker 1: people in your life. And when you take this inventory,

1133
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,840
Speaker 1: you are going to have to act as though you

1134
01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:50,040
Speaker 1: are a gardener. You are a gardener with a grove,

1135
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:53,559
Speaker 1: and your grove is your life. The things you want

1136
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:57,080
Speaker 1: to bear fruit from God your trees. You want apples

1137
01:20:57,160 --> 01:21:00,200
Speaker 1: this season, you want lemons, you want grape fruit. You

1138
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:04,599
Speaker 1: won't peaches, you won't pass plums. You've got to take

1139
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:07,960
Speaker 1: care of your archerd. In order to take care of

1140
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:11,400
Speaker 1: your archerd. I notice you've all noticed that from time

1141
01:21:11,439 --> 01:21:15,360
Speaker 1: to time you see the gardeners outside pruning trees. They

1142
01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:19,120
Speaker 1: cutting them back, They're clipping dead ends off. You know why,

1143
01:21:19,479 --> 01:21:24,200
Speaker 1: because that maximizes the growth of the good and the tree.

1144
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:29,639
Speaker 1: If you take the dead, unnecessary branches off, the withering ends,

1145
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:34,679
Speaker 1: it allows for the tree to bear more fruit. So, Steve,

1146
01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:37,280
Speaker 1: how do you take inventory of people? This is what

1147
01:21:37,439 --> 01:21:41,400
Speaker 1: he taught me. He said, you have three kinds of

1148
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:45,800
Speaker 1: people in your life. He said, you have people who

1149
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 1: approach you with nothing but bad news. All of us

1150
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:53,640
Speaker 1: know them. Everybody has somebody that walks up to them

1151
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:57,639
Speaker 1: and every time they start talking something wrong, or every

1152
01:21:57,720 --> 01:22:01,200
Speaker 1: time they give you a phone call, they you bad news.

1153
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:05,040
Speaker 1: And the bad news don't just be about them, They

1154
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:08,760
Speaker 1: bring you bad news about you. Did you hear that

1155
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:11,160
Speaker 1: though they were saying about you down here and you

1156
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:13,600
Speaker 1: just go mad. Have you ever had a person that

1157
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,479
Speaker 1: every time they came up to you, you just felt

1158
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:21,280
Speaker 1: dark because they just bought bad news. Those people that

1159
01:22:21,439 --> 01:22:24,720
Speaker 1: you have in your life, you don't need them. I

1160
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:28,920
Speaker 1: want you to put go through your phone contacts and

1161
01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:34,000
Speaker 1: everybody that is no good, that never moves your life forward,

1162
01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:37,240
Speaker 1: doesn't give you any helpful advice, doesn't help you aid

1163
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:39,920
Speaker 1: you in any way, has nothing but bad news and

1164
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:42,639
Speaker 1: want something for you. One side of friendships, I want

1165
01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:45,519
Speaker 1: you to put a dot next to that contact name,

1166
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:49,400
Speaker 1: a black dot. The next person you have in your

1167
01:22:49,479 --> 01:22:53,760
Speaker 1: life are called sometimy people. They the fifty fifties in

1168
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:56,800
Speaker 1: your life. They cool over here as long as you're

1169
01:22:56,840 --> 01:23:00,160
Speaker 1: doing this, but they're not cool over here. You can

1170
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:03,280
Speaker 1: take them here, but you can't take them there. You

1171
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:07,479
Speaker 1: can discuss this, but you can't bring up that. You

1172
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:10,800
Speaker 1: can lead them that way, but you can't show them

1173
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:15,240
Speaker 1: the other way. Sometimes they cool what you about stuff.

1174
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:19,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes they ain't. Those are called sometimey people or what

1175
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:23,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna call fifty fifty people. Everybody got them in

1176
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:27,000
Speaker 1: their life. When you have a fifty fifty person, what

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01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:29,240
Speaker 1: I want you to do is put an asterid by

1178
01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:34,560
Speaker 1: their name that contact. Put in asterid, remember all the

1179
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:37,479
Speaker 1: bad news people that's always bringing you bad news in

1180
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:40,880
Speaker 1: darkness or black dot next to their name. The next

1181
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:43,880
Speaker 1: person is the fifty fifty person they sometimey they cool here,

1182
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:46,400
Speaker 1: they ain't cool that put an asterisd by their name.

1183
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:50,680
Speaker 1: The last person that you know are people who are

1184
01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:54,760
Speaker 1: very supportive of you, people who are willing to pray

1185
01:23:54,840 --> 01:24:00,360
Speaker 1: for you, people who always try to be uplifting, people

1186
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:03,080
Speaker 1: who when they got news for you, they try to

1187
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:06,240
Speaker 1: make it of the positive nature. A person who comes

1188
01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:09,080
Speaker 1: to your aid and your rescue. A person that picks

1189
01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:11,720
Speaker 1: up the phone just to see how you're doing, and

1190
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:15,320
Speaker 1: you bet not mention that something's wrong, because here they come.

1191
01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:19,000
Speaker 1: It's people in your life, man, that you don't even

1192
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:21,600
Speaker 1: have to talk when you're around them. You could just

1193
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:24,240
Speaker 1: sit and be steal and y'all just cool like that.

1194
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:29,280
Speaker 1: Everybody got that ride or die that I don't care

1195
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:32,600
Speaker 1: what you tell them. They don't pass judgment. They just

1196
01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:37,000
Speaker 1: your friends. Well, when you have that person, and I'm

1197
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,200
Speaker 1: gonna be real honest with you, it ain't a whole

1198
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:41,439
Speaker 1: lot of them, I want you to put a check

1199
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:45,320
Speaker 1: by their name. So you got a black dot next

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01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:49,080
Speaker 1: to the dark people who bring you none but bad news, negativity,

1201
01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:52,840
Speaker 1: something wrong. Every time you got an aster it by

1202
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:56,240
Speaker 1: the name of the people who are fifty fifty sometimey

1203
01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:58,559
Speaker 1: people and you got to check by the people that's

1204
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:02,280
Speaker 1: always supported prayer for you good news. Now here's what

1205
01:25:02,439 --> 01:25:04,479
Speaker 1: you do. I want you to take everybody with a

1206
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:07,680
Speaker 1: black dot next to their name, and everybody with an

1207
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:10,120
Speaker 1: asterisk next to their name, and I want you to

1208
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:14,920
Speaker 1: block them as your contact, block them out your phone,

1209
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:19,360
Speaker 1: and block them from your email. If the family, block

1210
01:25:19,479 --> 01:25:23,080
Speaker 1: them from your phone and block them from your email.

1211
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:26,200
Speaker 1: All I want you to have is people who have

1212
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:28,800
Speaker 1: your phone number that have a check by your name.

1213
01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:30,760
Speaker 1: You're gonna lose a lot of people, but guess what,

1214
01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:33,600
Speaker 1: you're gonna gain a lot of ground. You don't have

1215
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:36,680
Speaker 1: no idea how much time you waste with people in

1216
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:40,000
Speaker 1: your life who are fifty to fifty and always got

1217
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:43,960
Speaker 1: bad news. If you eliminate them, you've cleaned house, Your

1218
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:46,759
Speaker 1: inventory is cleaned. You now have cleared room to receive

1219
01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:49,160
Speaker 1: the blessings God have for you in this year. I

1220
01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:51,960
Speaker 1: dare you to try it. It works. It sounds cruel,

1221
01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:54,880
Speaker 1: it sounds like it's hurtful, but man, if you want

1222
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:57,920
Speaker 1: to win, you gotta do it. Those are my closing remore.

1223
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:01,559
Speaker 1: Drop it BA like that. That's a very real thing, y'all.

1224
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Speaker 1: Have a great weekend. For all Steve Harvey contests, no

1225
01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:12,240
Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US

1226
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Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.