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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame.

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Speaker 1: Heyday mornings on that's twenties. Thank you for calling. This

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Speaker 1: is Matthew. How can I help you? Hi, Matthew, how

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Speaker 1: are you? My name is Pete Eakins and I am

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Speaker 1: looking to schedule a reservation with you guys. I know

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Speaker 1: you're a very popular restaurant in town, so you're probably

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Speaker 1: pretty booked up. I want to see if I can

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Speaker 1: getting there asapp Yes, sir, let me pull up my

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Speaker 1: scheduling book. Recluse it, Pete, Yeah, Pete, you guys I know, dude.

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Speaker 1: Do you do a lot of special occasion type things? Birthdays,

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Speaker 1: adversaries and things like that. Um, yeah, sir, like we've done.

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Speaker 1: We've had proposals and wedding receptions or you know, writing

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Speaker 1: rehearsals and things like that. What are you what are

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Speaker 1: you looking to do? Well, it's it's me and the

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Speaker 1: missus anniversary. Okay, congratulations. How how long have you been married?

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Speaker 1: We have been married all the years and that's why

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Speaker 1: I wanted to book a table there. There's gonna be

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Speaker 1: twenty two people, so it's a big party, all of

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Speaker 1: her friends and family for our anniversary. I've got a

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Speaker 1: big surprise planned, all right, So do you need any

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Speaker 1: kind of assistance with your surprise? Like, do we need

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Speaker 1: to bring any champagne out at a certain time, or

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Speaker 1: cake or any kind of anything like that. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what, some champagne would be nice, actually, and

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Speaker 1: I would have the champagne as a specific time. I

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Speaker 1: would want it right after I reveal to her friends

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Speaker 1: and family that are gonna be sitting with us in

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Speaker 1: the entire restaurant that she's been cheating on me for

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Speaker 1: two years. And I've got pictures and I'm gonna throw

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Speaker 1: them right out on the table because I hired a

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Speaker 1: private investigator and I'm going to call her all sorts

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Speaker 1: of names, and then I'm gonna sit back in a

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Speaker 1: chair and drink some champagne and soak in the awkwardness.

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Speaker 1: Happy anniversary, half. I'm very sorry to hear that. I

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Speaker 1: don't think that that's something that we could help you

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Speaker 1: out with. Well, I don't expect you guys to break

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Speaker 1: the news that she's been cheating on me for two years.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of want to do it at

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Speaker 1: this point. I've known for a year and a half

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Speaker 1: and I've just been waiting for our twelve year anniversary

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Speaker 1: to just drop it on her, and I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to do it at your establishment. I understand all that

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I don't think that that's something that

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Speaker 1: I don't think the other patrons in our restaurant are

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Speaker 1: going to want to be a part of those. They

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Speaker 1: don't have to be a part of it, but I

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Speaker 1: would love for them to see it, just see what

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Speaker 1: that is by seeing it there being a part of now.

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Speaker 1: And it's in case there's some kind of argument or

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Speaker 1: some kind of fight or anything like God forbid anything

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Speaker 1: like that. But we just can't be you know, we

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Speaker 1: can't really have that if you wonder, okay, so well,

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Speaker 1: all right, I think what you're concerned about is a

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Speaker 1: big scene and a big argument, maybe a possible fight,

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Speaker 1: and I've already planned for that. So when I revealed

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Speaker 1: to her for our big anniversary dinner in front of

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Speaker 1: all of her friends and family in your entire restaurant,

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Speaker 1: that I know she's been cheating on me for a

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Speaker 1: year and a half and it's our twelve year anniversary,

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Speaker 1: I already planned on fighting her father because I don't

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Speaker 1: like him anyway, But I was planning on already taking

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Speaker 1: him outside to beat him up. I promise I will

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Speaker 1: not exchange fisticuffs with that man in your restaurant. To Pete,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you that we don't I don't

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Speaker 1: want any kind of terray like this is a nice

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Speaker 1: place to come and visit. I don't want any kind

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Speaker 1: of drama or anything like that. It's something that we

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Speaker 1: don't we really do not want to have involved with

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Speaker 1: the restaurant. Do you have valet? Yeah? We do. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Valet is not really important right now. I'm

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Speaker 1: more worried about the fact that you that you want

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Speaker 1: to do this here and we can't. We can't have

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Speaker 1: that here. Yeah. Well, the reason that I asked about

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Speaker 1: the valet was because I want to know where the

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Speaker 1: cars are going to be parked, because at the same

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Speaker 1: time that I'm exposing to her and her family and

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Speaker 1: everybody in the restaurant that I know she's been cheating

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Speaker 1: on me for a year and a half when we've

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Speaker 1: been together twelve years, that then I'm going to fight

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Speaker 1: her father. Um. I was also I hired a group

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Speaker 1: of thugs to set her car on fire, so I

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Speaker 1: didn't want it to be in your valet area, so

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Speaker 1: I would have her park obviously, just in the regular Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's and like that's what I'm saying. Like that,

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Speaker 1: like you saying that that's arson, So like you telling

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Speaker 1: me that makes me an accomplice? You know? Actually, Pete,

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Speaker 1: I've got your name. Just what's the I need the

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Speaker 1: rest of your information so I can just contact the

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Speaker 1: police and let them know what's going on. Oh sure, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Jubil from the jew Bil Show and it's

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Speaker 1: a phone prank. That's what this is. So you can

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Speaker 1: take that down. Please don't call the cops. What do

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Speaker 1: you say? I said, this is a phone prank and

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Speaker 1: your bartender loose set you up. This is Jewil from

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show. Ridiculous. Did you really think that some

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Speaker 1: maniac was going to come to your restaurant? Of course

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Speaker 1: I did. Like do we get random weird customers calling

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Speaker 1: up all the time? The Jewil Show on Demand